Toni and Ryan - On Election Day and in the Bedroom

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

With the upcoming Aussie election, we stayed on theme. Plus why you've been kicked out of your town. 24 minutes in I made a joke about Irish music that Ryan didn't laugh at and I hope it gets more appreciation for you. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Hello? Is that Corey? It is. It's Tony and Ryan. How are you? Get absolutely fucked. I'm good.

How are you? We're good. Are you currently driving a plane through outer space? It sounds really loud. Yeah, sorry about that. I'm in Brisbane and it's torrential rain and things are flooding. Is that rain? Oh, my God.

Crossing live to the scene in Brisbane. Holy fuck, our local weatherman is on the ground. Corey, my God. Yeah, I can repeat everything you've talked. Well, if you can quickly approve this podcast, we'll let you get back to trying to survive. Absolutely. Of course I approve.

Yay! Thank you. Hey, it's Corey from Brisbane and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Hello, welcome. I'm Tony. I'm Ryan. Welcome.

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and a logistical nightmare. But if you want a Frank Green water bottle, a Tony and Ryan branded one, patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. We also have 1,000 personalised videos to make, so please be patient. Yeah, they are coming, I promise. I got named an officer of something this week. What was that?

I helped with something. You were chief insurance officer. No, that's you. Oh, fuck, what are you again? Chief? Financial operations. Yeah. a chief insurance officer. No, that's you. Oh, fuck. What are you again? Chief? Financial operations. Oh, thank God. I was like, God, it sounds like I'm not pulling my weight.

No, you are. Are you fucking serious? Your computer? No, I've got a Mac. It doesn't make that noise. Must be right. Must be doing all right with the Mac. Fucking hell.

The operation we're running here. Luckily, we don't have a fucking business. No. Lucky. Just a podcast. We do not have a business. Cannot be clearer about that. Shareholders, yes?

Yeah. That's what the shareholder means. We don't have a business. We just have a podcast. This week in Australia, there isn't an election. I love election time. Really? Yes.

Democracy is very, very, very important. I am so grateful that we get to vote. It's a very important time. Everyone's like, one vote can't make a difference. Yes, it fucking can. Just like in the football, you can win by a point. Like, it's very important to take this very seriously. So today, because we are taking it oh so seriously, things you can say voting and also in the bedroom. So as long as I put it in the box, it counts. And he holds a girl. I only came here for the sausage.

Do we need to explain that to international listeners, non-Australians? Yeah, because I've also got a joke about it. In Australia, you get a sausage when you vote. So it's called the democracy sausage. And basically after you vote, there will be a sausage sizzle. And it's always like $1 or $2 and it goes to, like, the school that you're voting at.

Yeah. Or something like that. The local. Yeah. Art club. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So just to get that out of the way. So everyone in Australia associates voting with sausage.

So it doesn't matter what time. You vote at 9am, you walk out, you get a sausage and you eat it in the car with a can of Solo. There you go. Like that's just what happens. Yeah. Solo is like lemon squash. And when there are other countries who are,

and I think we're all in the same boat, like we want people to go out and vote. Totally. In the US. Solo is like lemon squash. And when there are other countries who are, and I think we're all in the same boat, like we want people to go out and vote. Totally. In the US there's always that. Legally you actually have to vote in Australia. You get fined if you don't. So in the US there's always that campaign before the election,

like go and vote, register to vote. Yeah. Because you don't have to, right? But here's my point. Where's your sausages? Yeah. If you want people to vote, get your fucking stag out. Yeah.

So basically sausage sizzle equals votes. You heard it here first. Political advisor, Tony Felicia Lodge. Chief political advisor officer. I love being able to have a sausage sizzle afterwards. I'm glad we clarified that just in time. Well, I knew that my joke was coming as well. No matter what option, we're fucked either way.

You'd hope so. For one, but not for the other. There's just always so many old people here. I hate doing it while the old people watch. Are you conservative? Cumservative. There's just nothing better than fitting in early to avoid the crowds. You wait in line.

She'll get busy later on, guys. Get it done early. Get in, get out. I've always said that. With my hand, I've got the power to decide who comes. Oh. The power to decide who comes first. Well, I need some bloody cold water.

Vote one, Tony Lodge. I like to do a lot of research before I come. And by lots of research, you're like, yeah, he'll do. Swipe and left, swipe and left, swipe and left. Every time I'm here, there's just a bunch of old guys trying to get my attention. Yeah, you, sure, whatever. Yeah, that'll do. I just hate doing it while I'm thinking about a bunch of old white guys.

But there's no fucking options. There's no options. Disappointing result. It's turning blue better than it being hung you don't want to be in a red state i don't i do though what do you mean? Labor is red. Oh, yeah, sorry.

Yeah. You live in Victoria, very red state. Yeah. Fucking gave it away. Gave it away. Isn't it weird that we're doing this in a school hall? Of all the places. I used to do my school assemblies here.

Now we're doing this. It just feels weird, doesn't it? I just never used to associate going to school and getting a sausage. I just never thought I'd come here again. Hello, Principal Evans. Sometimes it's not actually about who you like, it's just who you hate the least. And I guess tonight it's that guy.

Again, you'll do. You'll do. Best of a bad bum. That's like when the lights come on at the nightclub. I guess it's this guy. Fuck. Just give me something to choose. It should have been an $80 taxi otherwise. I actually prefer to do this naked.

Where are you voting? Well, I prefer to do it naked, but I have to be clothed. Yeah. Yeah. Highly advised. Where are you voting? This weekend, it's not a question of one finger or two or three fingers or a fist. I'm going for elbow.

Thank you. We are going for Anthony Albanese. Albo. Very funny. The head of the Labor Party named his Albo. For international listeners, that was very funny. That is very funny. Thank you.

Tip my hat for that. That is fucking hilarious. Oh, the polls have come up. The old guys do it for you, don't they? Yeah. Show me an elbow, I'll show you a rising pole. Show me an elbow, I'll show you a bone. This is for when you're holding the pencil that they give you.

Yeah. This is quite small. You don't have anything bigger, do you? How many people have had this in their hands today? It's not working for me. Did it work for them? Because I'm telling you, I'm not able to put anything in with this. It's all out.

Nothing's coming out of it. I did bring my own rubber just to avoid mistakes. Well, as a mistake myself, I'd just like to say thank you. If only someone 35 years ago thought the same way as me.

You wish I wasn't here. No, I actually don't wish that. Sorry, take that back. I'm a great mistake. You are. Thank you. That's what you are, thanks. Shut up, fuck. Got to do it now. Come this far.

I have you. It's not over until CNN says it's over. What's that old guy's name that does the political thing on ABC? Anthony... Yeah! It's not over till Anthony Green sings. It's great to see so many people turn up. It's heartbreaking when you're there alone, isn't it?

And no-one's doing the sausages. Just a sausage sitting there by itself, not being consumed. Extra mayonnaise. I'll just cross your name off the list. Don't want anyone coming twice. Oh, no, that was my twin. If you're not sure how to do it, there's a bloke out the front with a pamphlet.

It's a step-by-step play. Just do what it says. I just hate being told what to do by old guys out front. 2022, don't tell me what to do. I've researched this before I come, okay? Hi, it's Corey from Brisbane and you're listening to of our champion tapas.

We mentioned at the beginning of the episode that we're having a quick shareholders update on Friday. Just a real quickie, your attendance, you know, whilst necessary, is not forced, not like last time. We don't need to receive any doctor's notes, et cetera. Last time was compulsory and now you're just like, oh. I mean. We just don't want to be pushy.

We don't want to be pushy and we kind of, you know. I appreciated someone getting a doctor's slip for last time. I do appreciate that. The comedy from that is gold. But a big thank you to a few of the people that liked what they heard and have signed up to be a champion tarper. I'm holding the wrong piece of paper. Milky Skinner, Gina Hickson, Jim, Emily Wark and Elizabeth Reeves,

thank you so much for being part of our champion Patreon. Welcome to our town. It's a pleasure to have you here. Yeah. Our little corner of the internet. Thanks for being part of it. People who are a Patreon get to vote on movies we watch. And this Thursday, a quick review of ten, I keep saying 10 things I hate about you.

How to lose a guy in 10 days. Yeah. Oh, such a good movie. Maybe a category of movie should be movies with the number 10 in the title. Okay. Well, we've just watched one of them. 10 Things I Hate About You. What else is there?

We'll workshop it. I guess we're watching 10 Things I Hate About You. What else is there? We'll workshop it. I guess we're watching 10 Things I Hate About You. If you want to watch 10 Things I Hate About You, we just can. Okay, that's another way. I only watched it recently, actually. It's a good movie. I think, actually, we watched it while we had COVID because we watched the internet while we were at home alone. Absolutely anything I could get my hands on.

Yeah. Last week I talked about, I told a story about why Victoria would disown me. I fell over on the tram, which was incredibly embarrassing. And a true person from Victoria, from Melbourne, would never. Never fall on the tram. And that's how we know you from out of town. You're not fooling anyone with that black denim jacket. But I've lived here for five years now.

Like my car is registered here. I'm registered to vote here. Like I say Melbourne. Like I'm from here. I was lived here for five years now. Like my car is registered here. I'm registered to vote here. Like I say Melbourne. Like I'm from here. I was grown here. You were flown here. That is rude. Okay.

Please don't be racist towards people from WA. And you also got schooled because you like to drink moccas from a latte sachet. Sachet? Sachet. Hey, hey. A latte sachet. To be fair, our proud Melbournian story last week did not go well

for either of us. We both seemed like imposters. Yeah, but we want to be Victorians. You technically are really one. I technically am as well. But anyway, we got some great comments in the Facebook group and a few more people commented over the week and I wanted to share a few because fuck they sent me.

Katie Baxter and M Kingdom independently both commented that their hometown is Tamworth, which is the country music capital. Of course. They have like the country music festival. CMC. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And people like fly there. It's like a massive thing.

Keith Urban's always there. It's fucking massive. Both of them said growing up they hated country music and they have been told that they're not Australian for hating country music. Not Australian? I don't think that. Country music is inherently an Australian thing.

Not Tamworthian, sure. Yeah, but not not Australian. Do people in Tamworth think that the rest of Australia give a fuck about country music? Because they don't. They're fucking wrong. Is Tamworth also where that big rodeo is? Probably.

You know how every year there's like that big rodeo in Australia? Well, there's lots of rodeos, but I'm sure the travelling circus that is a rodeo would stop at Tamworth more than once per year. Have you been to a rodeo? Yeah, when I lived down the road from Tamworth in Musselbrook when I was in the Hunter Valley. What do they do?

They just ride bulls and you see how long you can stay on the bull before it kicks you off. Because one of the people I work with at like my day job at Mindset Health, she lives in... Tamworth. She lived in fucking regional Victoria. Kentucky. And she was saying, like, this is months ago, she's like,

yeah, we went to a rodeo on the weekend. I'm like, what do you do? Like, what is it? She's like going to the football. So it's like a show? Yeah, but instead of. Or are they working? Is it just like sheep mustering?

Working. Like, you know, when you watch like sheep being mustered like on a. Yeah. On a station, is it that? Is that what a rodeo is? They sometimes can have that. But the rodeo specifically is like you get released on a bull.

Me? The punter? The professionals. Oh, I thought it was like an activity. Like I had to do it. It's the same as going to the football as in you get your beer and your popcorn and you sit in the stands and you watch the professionals do what they do best. Oh, so it's a show.

Like you're a spectator. A spectator sport, yeah. You have a sport. So you get on. So these rodeo guys who are insane jump on a crazy bull and they have to stay on the bull for eight seconds or something like that. Like when you're at the pub and you do the mechanical one? Please stop trying to make this not like a professional sport. Like when you're blind and you just fucking do it. Have you ever done Like when you're at the pub and you do the mechanical one? Please stop trying to make this not like a professional sports.

Sorry. Like when you're blind and you just fucking do it. Have you ever done that when you're blind? Yeah, it's fucking so much fun. We did on the last day of school at Eltham High. While you were blind? Yeah. Absolutely. Because no one goes to class on the last day, so we just had a bucking bronco

at the front. They're so much fun. But this is a real life one one and so they've got to compete who can stay on the thing the longest. Oh. So they're professionals. That sounds fucking boring. I don't think I like the sound of that. Well, that's what it is.

Okay. Well, Katie and Em, I'm fucking with you. I don't want to see a rodeo or the CMC Music Festival. If you're from Tamworth, tell me do people in Tamworth think that what they think is the same as the rest of Australia? Oh, have we got it totally wrong? Or the CMC Music Festival. If you're from Tamworth, tell me, do people in Tamworth think that what they think is the same as the rest of Australia? Oh, have we got it totally wrong? No, no, I think Tamworth is associating themselves with Australia.

Oh, yeah, because people in Melbourne, we're not. We're not going to rodeos, bro. We're not doing that. We're not listening to Keith Urban. Yeah, we're not listening to Keith Urban except when he's on the radio every five days. So when I was on the radio in Keith Urban. He's actually a really fucking nice guy, Keith Urban.

I've spoken, I've met him a couple of times. A couple of times. Yeah, he just, he comes into the radio station all the time. So when I was in Canberra. Yeah. Keith Urban had a new song out. And every time we played Keith Urban, I changed the name of the station. So instead of saying Canberra's Hit 1047, I'd be like,

oh, welcome to the Memphis Memory Hour, golden country classics. Nice. And just was like a bit of a running dumb joke. Didn't your wife, Bridget, once get abused? So this guy, so Bridget, who's a winemaker by trade, was working at a brewery doing some bits and pieces, a pioneer trade. Some guy rolls into the brewery and goes, where's Bridget?

And I'm like, oh, over there. What's up? You tell your boyfriend that Keith Urban's fucking awesome. And she, I don't think she listened to the show that much. She must have missed that bit. And she was like. What the fuck? I'll let him know.

I'll pass on the message. She's like doing her job. She's like, okay. So she gets home and goes, some guy came into work and told me to tell you that Keith Urban's fucking awesome. And I was like, well, you tell that guy back at work that he's fucking not. She's like, okay, well, I didn't get his number, so I can't let him know.

I can't believe someone did that. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, Chrysia Faden is from Maine in America, which is famous for lobsters and she hates all seafood. Why would you want to eat sea bugs is her take. I am a fan of lobster. I like, I do like lobster.

There was a lobster scene in Not 10 Things I Had About You. What's it called? I'm sorry. How to lose a guy in 10 days. There's a lobster scene. Yeah, and they're cracking the crab and stuff. And I'm like, geez, that looks like a lot of hard work, but it's worth it because it's fucking awesome.

But you wouldn't go, you wouldn't do something like that on a date. First date, no. Because it's so messy. It's the same as like you would never order ribs on a date. Absolutely not. Because you're just going to get covered in shit. Yeah, and you have a gristle between your teeth. It's awful.

Yeah. Masako Yazaki said, I'm from a city called Toyota in Japan and I can't drive. No prep. What sort of car do you drive? Don't answer correctly. Hyundai. Oh, fuck. I don't have a car at all. I walked. I catch the Toyota train.

Is that the same? I feel for them. That's tough. Imagine how embarrassing that would be. Emily Chatterton said, I'm an Aussie from Brisbane and I fucking hate cricket. The game bores me to death. All my guy friends excitedly watch all three to five days

of a test match. I feel like it lasts a fucking century, which I don't know if she was making a joke about century being like a cricket term, but I would rather get a full Brazilian wax than sit through the cricket. Well, you'll never see a hair on that girl because cricketed up dog. She's shiny smooth because the cricket's on. I don't mind watching the cricket now that I understand it.

When I didn't understand what an over and an under and a fucking ding dong and a bing bong was, then I didn't mind watching the cricket now that I understand it. When I didn't understand what an over and an under and a fucking ding-dong and a bing-bong was, then I didn't like it. It sounds like you still don't understand it. Yeah, I don't really. But then now that I kind of get it, I don't mind it. But my boyfriend Torbs and his mates all used to watch the cricket and I was like, fuck, how boring.

And then Torbs told me a little secret. That's actually just an excuse for them to drink infinity beers for five days. Were you not aware of this? No. So because I was like, fuck, how could you watch that for five days? He's like, oh, I don't think anyone really cares about the cricket, but you can sit in the sun and drink beers for five days, so like pretty fucking win-win, which is a good point.

Something I discovered when I was about 20 at the MCG. God, years ago. But again, but like not when you're a child, like when you're an adult and drinking age, similar to Torb's story. Yeah. When you're watching the cricket on TV, there's commentators that are telling you what's happening and about tactics and you kind of get into the game via the commentary.

Yeah. Because there's no commentary at the ground. Isn't there? Are you joking? I've never thought about it before. Is there commentary when you go to the football? No. Any sport, is there commentary?

Well, I've only ever been to a football game. I don't think I've ever seen any other sport live. Not a rodeo? Oh, apart from my favourite sport ever, a rodeo. It occurred to me, because you can't hear the commentary, you don't really know what's happening. What's going on? So you just drink. And then it occurred

to me, there's 50,000 people at the stadium. Someone makes 100. No one cares because everyone's blind and no one really gives a shit about what's happening on the ground. The sport happening at the ground is for the people at home on TV. The people there at the ground, they're just there to hang out. It could be a music festival for all they know. And then suddenly everyone

cheers and goes, oh yeah, good on you, mate. And they've got the beer snake thing. I never thought about there not being commentary. Yeah, so you don't know what the fuck's going on. No, and you don't care because you're blind. Oh, a little life hack. Watch it on TV. Cheaper and you don't have to sit in the sun.

Yeah, so what was her name? Emily. Emily, get to the game. Keep your hairy vagina. Enjoy it at the place. Keep your hairy vagina if you want to. That's up to you. Nikki Connolly said, I was born in the town where Arthur Guinness was born

and raised in the town where he set up his first brewery. But I absolutely hate Guinness. Well, I mean, everyone hates Guinness. And everyone who thinks they like Guinness is lying because it's awful. I'm with you there. And I don't even think I could lie for the one day of the year that you're supposed to drink Guinness, like on St. Paddy's Day. You know how Guinness comes in because it's awful. I'm with you there. I don't even think I could lie for the one day of the year that you're supposed to drink Guinness, like on St. Patrick's Day. You know how Guinness comes in those really massive glasses?

Yeah. On St. Patrick's Day, give me a big mouthful. Yeah, that's enough. That's all I need. It's so heavy. So filling. It's like eating a whole pizza. Yeah.

I'd rather eat a whole pizza. Than drink murky liquid Vegemite dust. It's fucking, yeah, it's not for me. Torps is Irish, like his whole family is Irish, and he actually likes Guinness. No, he doesn't. He's just fine. Well, apparently he does.

And one night we were at uni and they bought like a slab of Guinness and we were all sitting out the back of uni and fucking like you know having a yahoo and listening to the cranberries yeah Irish music um and they were all drinking Guinness like Tony have a Guinness I was like I don't think I like it they give me this can that's like bigger than my fucking face it's got like three liters of Guinness in it it's like a bottle of milk and it's half creamy half, half weird. It's thick and murky. And it's got that little thing in it. You know how. The bubble ball thing.

Yeah. And so you're fucking holding it and it's going tink, tink, tink. Oh, it's an unsettling experience. And you drink it warm, right? Oh, yeah. Nikki, I'm fucking with you, babe. Yeah, Nikki. Honestly.

Hear, hear. Fuck that. It's awful. Disown me as well. Uncle Guinness, see you later. Make something better next time. Uncle Guinness. Get a new family. I live in the town of Lemonade with a slice of lime.

What? What? You don't have lime? Lemonade and a lime? Lime and a lemonade? I've never done that before. Is that a thing? Are you joking?

Or soda and lime? You have soda and lime? Oh, yeah, but that's not lemonade. Mate, there's not a lot of things I won't put a lime in. Really? Yeah. Including me? Bend over. I't put a lime in. Really? Yeah. Including me? Bend over, I'll put a lime in you.

All right, I've got one more, and it's to do with car racing. Brett Nelson is from the northwest of Arkansas in the US where NASCAR racing is religion for many folks and hates NASCAR. And Naomi Watling said, I live very close to the home of V8 supercars in Australia. So Bathurst, I'm guessing. I've never been to a race. Some say it's un-Australian, but I say there's nothing interesting

about Bogan car culture. I'm with you, mate. Harsh, though. I like watching the Bathurst. Bathurst 1000 goes all day. Back in the day, fucking Craig Lowndes, he'd win every year. So good. I'm a sport girl.

You told me something about your personal upbringing the other night. What about it? That shocked me to the core. What did you do every Friday night for years? This is dog of you to say this. It's not dog of me. That's your childhood. Are you ashamed of your childhood? No.

What did you do every Friday night? We went to the speedway. So we'd go and watch the drags and go and watch the cars and stuff. My dad and my brother both are like super into cars. Like so I grew up like in a car house.

You don't need to be ashamed, but that's probably just maybe why you like Bathurst and cars and you know what the fuck a Craig Lowndes is. I just, yeah, so we'd go to the Speedway every night. But we were so fucking poor when I was a kid. So my mum used to make the burgers at home and put them in the foil because they sold them in foil at the thing. So it looked like we'd...

Bought a burger. Yeah. That is like the sweetest. It is very sweet, yeah. That's where the sweetness ends because everyone else who goes to car racing and Speedway weekly are fucking bogans and you deep down know it, don't you? Yeah, I do.

Yeah, okay, thank you. Get me a Guinness and a fucking V8 supercar. I'll punch some cigs and watch the cars go around. Make my burgers at home though, same money. We finish every episode with the things you love to see. And did you get this message from Freya on Patreon as well? Did you read it, Freya? I know.

So Freya hasn't been well. She listens to the podcast. Oh, Freya. And she had some tests on her stomach. Like she's had a few stomach issues. And she said that listening to our podcast is a bit of a cheer up for her. She's had a bit of a rough day. She had to have a pretty invasive test done on her stomach the other day.

And she was really nervous and not sure. And I've had this done as well. When I've had an ultrasound, they say, oh, if you want to bring in your music or a CD or something, we can put it on to kind of calm you down and help you at ease and whatever. That's really nice. It is really nice. It is really nice.

So Freya, and by the way, they found out that she didn't have the thing they thought. Oh, thank God. It's a great story. Yeah, just want to put that up front. Nice. They said, oh, do you want us to play anything while you're in there? And she goes, oh, I don't have any music,

but can you play Tony and Ryan, the podcast? Oh, Freya, that is such a mistake. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, thank you. Or you should have just said, yeah, can I put it on my AirPods? Maybe don't play it in the room. Well, she said it wasn't a pleasant procedure, but I can now tell you that I had a good time, it was a good result,

and you now have three or four more tapas because the nurses and the surgeons were loving it sick. They were also loving it a bit too much where the doctor had to stop from laughing to steady his hand. What a compliment. So he can continue. I mean, it is now that we know it's worked out. Oh, yeah.

Sorry, Frank. I mean, three people died and the surgeons got done for malpractice. But I mean... But I do love to see that. And whether you find us from TikTok, from Instagram, from Spotify or from the medical surgery desk, however you find the Tony Ryan podcast, welcome. It's a pleasure to have you.

Oh, bless. Oh, good on you, Freya. I'm glad to hear that it's worked out okay as well. My love to see it is I actually need to talk to you about this tomorrow. I'm recently single. Excuse me? And I had to do my first food shopping on my own. Just so people don't freak out, do you just want to clarify?

No. And I bought mostly bread as my shopping. I bought sourdough. I bought fruit toast. I bought mostly bread as my shopping. I bought sourdough. I bought fruit toast. I bought normal thick bread. And I also bought some of those little cheese and bacon rolls, like the squishy ones. My recommendation is those bad boys.

If you're doing your own shopping, go and get some of those fucking cheese and bacon rolls because they are fucked. They are elite. Yeah, and I did the shopping by myself and I bought those and I do not regret it for a second. Probably going to go and buy another packet because I've eaten four in two days. So Torbs is, as you'll hear tomorrow, not at Tony's house at the moment.

Yeah, I'm single right now, batching it up. That's dramatic. But I love that you've actually gone to the shopping centre. And considering you literally live across the street from it, it's a surprise that you've got out of the house and done that. So I'm proud of you. Thank you. But I will 10 out of 10 agree those cheese and bacon rolls.

They're so squishy. I love them. When they're soft on the inside but got a bit of a crust on the outside. So good. So that's my recommendation for today. Enjoy it. Get around it. Tomorrow we are talking more about how I'm single

and a few normal or meow-nars. Love you, bye.