Toni and Ryan - One-Sided Beef With The Weatherman

Episode Date: June 23, 2026

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I have one-sided beef with Channel 9 Brisbane's weather man. He's always bringing bad news. Rain, drought, cyclones, 40-degree heat, fuck that guy. I've been yelling at my TV and once got caught saying, I'm going to sue you, Gary, and I stand by it. I'm Bob. This is Charles. We're from Adelaide, Australia. My name's Skyler, and I'm from Vancouver, Washington and the US, not Canada. Hi, I'm Robin from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, and I approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. author, bestselling Dr. Tony Lodge. Hey. Look at that cardigan.

Thank you so much. Stunning. Stop it. Stop it. Well, you're in the perfect frame of mine because you want to do a fashion show? Always. Things that best friends do, right? So do you remember on the podcast when Charles got new sunglasses?

And we were all talking about the hot, cool vibes of like wearing sunglasses. Yes. And then I feel like while we were away, I think it might have been on the vlog in Patreon. I don't know if we talked about it on the pod. But I discussed that I love the energy that sunglasses give me. Yes. But I never feel like that wearing just my regular.

And because I wear glasses all the time. Like I don't just wear them for reading like 25.7. I'm in glasses. And we decided that I needed the energy of sunglasses at all times. Yes. Fashion show. Fashion show. I went this morning on the way to work

and picked up three new pairs of glasses that I ordered last week. What was happening last week? With a mental breakdown. Yeah. Yeah, and I've already got bangs so you can't cut a fringe again. Well, your fringe could have a fringe.

Yeah. A little top one, little layers. So I've got three new glasses here. Should I close my eyes? Would you like to? Yep. Okay. Tell me when the first pair are on.

Yep, okay. And are we doing a three, two, one? like they get progressively crazier. Because was the vibe they're supposed to be a bit like, ah, they're a bit more fun, I think, yes.

Okay, here's the, oh, no, okay, hang on, I'll do these ones first. Do these ones first.

The suspense is killing me. Yeah, okay. Oh. Reveal. Oh, wow. Yeah,

so like a little see-through number. Yeah, see-through frame. Yeah. Very cool, very now. Very nice. Thank you so much.

Yep. That's the first one. Okay. Eyes are closed. They're more of a unsophisticated creative that lives in Fitzroy. Do you know what? Thank you so much for saying that. These ones are a bit crazy.

Can I admire? Not yet. Reveal. Oh. So these ones are... That is you only drink Americanos. And you're considering writing a second book. Shut the fucking hell up.

So this is a fun one. Thicker, more angled in the side. But I think they look quite good. You don't like these. No, no. I just... When we were discussing like crazy colour, you've come in sleek and hot, which is great, but it's not what I, like, I need to adjust my expectations.

Yeah, so I haven't done red because I'm not a primary school picture. I don't think you can keep living on that side of Bell Street looking this cool. You shut, your fucking disgusting, beautiful mouth. I think you need to move further into town. I bought all these glasses. Yeah. Not being out of afford stuff because you spend it all on cool glasses is Fitzroy North. It's the vibe.

But I think these are quite. quite fun. They are fun. They're wide. They are and they're quite, um, like the side is quite thick. Yeah. Which I think is like a bit more of a statement. So it's a thick black frame. Yeah. Yep. Okay. All right. And this is the final new pair. Oh, who. Can I open? Reveal. Oh my God. These I think are my faith. You're a totally different person. Do you reckon? Yeah. In a hot way. So it's like a, light pink. They're the same style as my sexy porn star sunglasses.

That was. Have you been influenced? That was. Have you been influenced? Yeah. And Tommy on our team has a similar shape to these as well. Very interesting. Are they fun?

Yeah. These ones I think are my favorite. Yeah. What do you think, Charles? Those are giving like aviator vibes. Yeah. But not in a shit way. Can I?

Yeah. Shut the fuck up, Charles. I need to make a confession. Yes. I am. I am being co- Confession. I am being co-

Sorry, I feel like I've just really done something with that. Confession. Confession. Like you confess something about fashion. Yeah. There's this lady on the internet and she coaches Gen Zs who are in the workplace and want to like impress their boss with presentations.

Very niche. Sure. I've joined her cohort because she has great glasses. And I was like, I could sell a course. Can you tie you? in Sof, work baby. Oh, Lily's just said, yeah.

Click on our Instagram. Yep, I'd buy anything she sold. I just went cool glasses. Very hot and cool. They're the same as these, but black, like darker. A bit bigger maybe. But where do you reckon she lives? Oh my God.

Oh, yeah, in a north. I feel like very cool. This is what I see for you. Thank you so much. Well, so I'm dipping my toe into a different shaped glass. with two of them. The see-through ones are the same frame as my current glasses, but just a see-through version.

I think we're, we've got ahead of ourselves. Oh, okay. These look good, they feel good, but what was the purpose? That I wanted to have the energy that sunglasses give me. So, Tony, yeah. What energy are they giving you? These ones definitely give me sunglasses vibes. These ones definitely do.

I feel like, I feel cool. I feel cool Yeah Which is uncool to say that I understand but It's not helping But these These really thickies

I don't know if I'm ready for them yet I think they might be a bit too cool I think if you Like said black coffee I'm writing something serious I feel like I need a lipstick with these Because they make me look a bit pale You probably subscribe to the Saturday paper

Hot But like digital version Because like planet yass Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah But it's like iPad Reader kind of Yeah yeah yeah yeah

100% So true. So true. Yeah. And listen to like the Squires or the 7am podcast. These ones, I think, are cool, the see-through ones. Yeah. Yeah.

So just wanted to share my fashion show with everybody. Love that. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you for sharing. Thank you. Thank you for listening. I love that we're supporting each other's fashion choices.

And I love that before we started recording, I had a hat on backwards and you laughed in my face. I did. No. I didn't. I didn't. I laughed in my face. You laughed behind my back. From across the room and I turned around.

So yeah But fashion show Thought that'd be fun Yeah great Thank you Thank you Love a fashion show So

Do you do you Do you have a lot of stuff in there Yeah I know Well all those glasses My laptop Hot take Tony thing Yeah Oh coming up

Natalie Marie Hi Natalie Tapa Natalie said Who do you have One Sided Beef With Mine is with The local rubbish guy

He doesn't know We're in a fight But we are Oh Yeah arrives at exactly the moment my baby falls asleep. And I reckon he does it on purpose. I reckon he does too. I'm on your side.

He's got a six cents for her REM cycle. Fuck that guy. That would be very, very frustrating. So the question is, who have you got a one-sided beef with? Uh-huh. Like they don't know. Yeah. And they're not really involved.

Tapa Joanne. Hi, Joanne. I have one-sided beef with Gary Youngberry. Channel 9 Brisbane's weather man I hate him He's always bringing bad news Rain, drought, cyclones 40 degree heat

Fuck that guy Some claim that he doesn't create the weather He just reports it But fuck that guy I've been yelling at my TV And one's got caught saying I'm gonna sue you Gary And I stand by it

That's very funny Gary Youngery Channel 9 Brisbane Do you know what I hate When weather people go bring your broly or like grab your raincoat or and it's not just because I hate umbrellas but I'm just like no like let me make a choice

you tell me the weather I decide what I take with me I'm not asking for your fucking editorial tell me if it's raining or not dog yeah I don't like I don't need advice I just find that too forthcoming telling me what to do what's aware yeah I just don't like it what do you think about traffic people telling you to avoid certain areas like is it busy

Yeah, but I'll decide where I go. But like if I'm going so I don't just go, oh, well, I won't go to work today. Thanks. Like, it's not like, it's not really actionable advice. Avoid the areas between your house and the office. But like, oh, busy on the freeway, I go, well, that's how I get to work. Like, what do you want me to catch a fucking helicopter? Like you?

Smog weather guy. All right for you, isn't it? Up in the air. Oh, traffic up here is pretty fine. Tuck-tac-tac-tac-tac-tok. No one around. Yeah. But you know what I?

mean? Like, oh, avoid Manningham Road, well, you can't get to the other side of town without it. And Manningham Road knows it. And they've been taking the piss. They're taking the piss. I had to go that way yesterday when I got my car service. And it just takes

so fucking long. When are they going to, when's the Eastern Connect thing going to be fucking done? It is such a fucking joke. It feels like a prank. Genuinely, from Vic Rhodes, it is conspiracy and prank adjacent. But to get over to Doncaster.

From Heidelberg? From 40 minutes. Oh my God. And you can't go around. There's no around. It's the only way. I could spit from Hardleburg to Doncaster. But it takes you 45 minutes in the car.

It took me 45 minutes yesterday at 3 o'clock to go pick my car up from my house to Doncaster. I could roll a tennis ball there in 40 seconds. It is genuinely crazy. I was telling these guys were that. I want to go my car service. They gave me the sickest car as a long car for the day. What did you?

It was an Audi S3. So like the sports version, like a sedan. But it was like zoped up and it was like about six times more powerful than my car. Oh, so she. It was quick and it handled like a dream. It was. And you test her out? I did.

Yeah. Yeah, where'd you go? I gave a bit of a flog. Yeah. I had to get, I had to put fuel back in it. Right. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. I was very fun. But yeah, I'm stuck in traffic in this awesome car. You know, on Bruce Almighty? Like,

all these ponies and nowhere to gallop. Not very niche. Sorry. Do you reckon that's how they get you for an up sale? I said that to him as I left. I was like,

I know it's not a sales opportunity, but, and in sync we both went, but it kind of is because you're sitting and you go, fuck, this is nice. This is pretty nice.

And I said to him, and I know you're an Audi girl because that's why you're there getting your Audi service. Well, I'm getting my Audi service at the Audi fucking Donkoster. A few years. Now, if you trade that in for this, it'd probably on the difference, probably on this much more than half.

The guy who works there, we get along pretty well. What is the difference per month? I have no idea. They didn't tell me. I didn't ask. I'm very happy with my car, but it was fun for the day. If I could be every day. Oh, no.

Just an update for you. It's the Eastern Freeway is scheduled to be completed in 2028. I'll be dead by then. 2028. I'm you fucked? It's been going already for three years. Yeah, around the same time as the northeast link tunnels. I think that's what I was asking about that thing that gets through.

Yeah, both are supposed to open at the same time in 2020. But by the time they're both open, we only need one of them. Put all your time into one. Get one cranking. Don't do both at half speed, do one at full tilt and then take care of the other one. Do you know what I mean? Don't take on two massive projects on the same side of town. But they link to each other.

Yeah. but one needs to work before the other, you know? Yeah. Give me something. Give me something. Give me room for that pony to gallop. Thank you. Anyway, one side of beef, sorry.

Tapa Chloe. Hi, Chloe. I have one sided beef with a dog fostering woman who shows up at dawn with unwanted butcher's scraps. And yes, we will break that down. Yeah, okay. Yeah, thank you. There's this lady in my area who doesn't knock on the door.

She slammed the screen door. and kind of just walks into my house. Hello? Hello? Hello? You can't walk into people's houses? She then offloads, offcuts of meat that I never asked for because she thinks she's doing,

because she's got a, Tapa Chloe's got a dog. And so one day the lady's like, oh, drop some meat around. And now for years, she just turns up at the fucking cracker dawn with, like, butcher's meat. And Chloe's, I don't.

Move. But like Chloe's like, I hate this bit. and the girl thinks she's doing a huge favour. Has Chloe said, like, please stop coming? I bet she's like, oh, we actually were all good this week or something like, have you? The meat gives my dog's diarrhea, said Chloe. I can't say no because somehow she knows where I live and when I'm asleep and she just turns up.

And her voice makes my earth shudder. And it fucking would. And someone just walking into your house is so freaky. Oh, good out, lie you down, just drop some meat off. And where's the woman getting the meat from? Where's the, like I've got so many questions. So she goes to the butcher and goes any leftover scraps

because the dog owners like the scraps from the butcher. Does she do it to a few different dog owners? She's got a route. You've got a circuit. Yeah. And I don't know if any of the others want either. But now she just walks into- Lock the door.

She's banging on Chloe's front door and she's just marching on in, lob and meat at her that she doesn't want. I don't even know if that's a one-sided beef. That sounds like a law-abiding situation. But get someone involved. Finally, Tapa Allison says, now this one, there's no context, there's no follow-up. Well, because the meat lady was so straight forward.

I've hated a shoe store since 1999. Fuck that store. Do you know what the story is? That's it. No. I was like, can I guess? I even replied to her comment in the Facebook group.

Like, any reason? She's like, fuck them. And you know what? Yes. That's the energy we all need. Hachy for no reason. They open and she just goes, nah. No.

Actually, no. I won't. I won't be paying less. I won't be spending less. I'm not interested. What do you think the name of the store was? Fight less. Spend less.

You know that they're not the same shot. pay less and spend less at two separate stores. Get the fuck out. I will not. I will not. Charles, get it up, get it up,

get it up, get up, spend less shoes. And pay less. I thought that were just like Macas and McDonald's. Like that were the same thing. No, no,

it's two different stores. I swear on my lady with the butcher's off cuts. Oh, sounds like you want her gone. There's pay less. Okay, so we're seeing pay less shoes. And they're spend less.

It's the same font. No, it's not the same shop. No, No, that's orange. Imagine. They're not the same thing. Imagine this.

You're out on a Friday. Isn't that unbelievable? You work at spend less shoes. Yeah. And it's the end of your Christmas party and you end up at Crown Casino. Because that's where all work Christmas parties end up. Hang on let me get in character. Woo!

Yep. And then you and your team from pay less shoes. Yeah. One of them goes, is that the spend less team over there? Beef. And that's not one-sided beef. That's two-sided beef. And they go,

this motherfuckers. On our turf. Should we head over and fucking say something? And do you reckon they go over there and they go? They throw down. Cool shoes. Do they sell them at the toilet store? Got them.

And they're like, Oh, it got me again. See you next year. See a Crown Casino next year, nerds. But they have to do their Christmas party in November. because December's too busy. Yeah. That's the time

when you want to spend the least on shoes. Oh, which is their busy time. Pay even less. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Hi, I'm Skyler from Vancouver, United States.

I'm Bob. This is Charles. We're from Adelaide, Australia. Hi, I'm Robin from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A huge gigantic, enormous champion shout out to a few championed tap us over at our Patreon. Thank you very much being part of it all.

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Daniel. Good on you, Daniel. That sounds like a fact name, me. Shout out to Dan White Church of Miami Horror. Altham High's finest. Is Miami Horror from Eltham? Yeah. Eltham Horror was already taken, I guess.

Altham Horror was taking, yeah. Kim Koston. Oh, Koston. Gotham's sister city is Miami. You know that. You know that for a second. I was like, yeah.

I almost like, oh, is it? Is it? It's not. No. That was a joke. I mean,

Althon bench. Is what they used to say. Drink all day. Okay. Kim Koston. Oh, it's costing us heaps to be here. It's costing heaps.

You're buying those shoes. Yeah, it's not going to cost in your heaps of pay less and spend less shoes. Alexis, Christopher. Good on you, Alex says, Shelby M.

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Ross Anthony and Megan Murray. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. Thank you so much. We absolutely love to see it. Now, every Wednesday, a hot take is dropped on this show. Now, Charles is sneaking off to get the matchstick.

I really, I need to. Is that a little craft? Oh, it still looks good. But it just... We've got the matchstick, the cape off haven't we? Oh, the cape's been gone since we moved from the desk. Because I couldn't put it on me here. I thought this started after the desk. Jeez, that is crazy. Oh yeah, this has been gone for a while. And, um, are you off it or are you just running low on takes? I think maybe I'm off it because I feel like all of my hot takes are negative.

That's what a hot take is. No, I know. And I don't, like, it just feels like, is it bad vibes? Yeah, but not in that hat. That's where the costume is important. Oh, I see. The hat says I'm having fun. The costume says I'm having fun. Oh, well, then I'm running low. Yep. But no, this one's very serious, very clear to my heart and it's just fallen into my lap. Ladies and gentlemen, hot take, Tony. My hot take is that we need to chill with the confirmation text messages.

So fucking true. You've been taken, slut. Honestly, I, my whole text message, like, inbox. at the moment is literally all confirmation text messages. How many times do you need to let me know that dog food is on the way? Oh, I've hit a fucking sore point there. I just like, I think one, so when you book something in, say you book an appointment or whatever, like at my eyebrow place, they actually do it the amount of times.

This is at Luna. I've been going there for years. The day that you book, so whenever I go for an appointment, I like book my next one. When I book it says you've got an appointment on blah and it has the date and the time and what I've booked in for And then two days before It's like you've got an appointment in two days Do you want to confirm or cancel?

Yep I booked a car, rented a car over the weekend I got two text messages when I booked it A text message the following day A text message three days before I picked it up Saying we're almost ready for you to pick the car up I need a 72 hour warning for me to get the shamed and wow on it and fucking give it a wipe over.

I got another. No, this was for me to pick it up, not drop it back off. This was for me to pick it up from there. We're almost ready. I'm like, the car just sits there. What do you mean? What are you talking about?

Someone else has probably got it until I pick it up. And then, so three days out, then two days out. Then the day before, double text message. Then the day I picked it up, another two, being like, you can pick us up at Terminal 4. Here's your confirmation code again. Charles, as the person that does a lot of the booking for us, is your text just out of fucking control? I do get a lot of text and I just ignore them and then the number keeps going off my phone and I hate that so much.

Yeah. What number goes up on your phone number? No, like the next to messages, like the... Yeah, you got 47 unread messages. I've got 34 right now and I hate that so much. Oh, fucking don't come over to my phone. Yeah. And so...

But do you know what it is? All the unread text messages is, is this shit. Is by the time you get in the car, you're... actually a bit too high. My 701 unread text messages. That's cruel cars, actually. You've got more than me. I've got 642 unread text messages.

701 unread texts. See, my last one is like Telstra telling me they're going to charge me in like a few days. Yeah. Yeah. Like Telstra do it as well. I'm like, I know you do. It's the same day every month. I think that one when you book so that you've got the date.

and the time or whatever handy, I think is really good. And then one a couple of days before. But because they've gotten so out of control, okay, I've lost you because you're now just scrolling on your phone. I need you to read this last confirmation text I've got because I'm so with you. But have a read of that. Look smart, clothing alterations and dry cleaning in Canberra Centre. No, this isn't a confirmation text.

This is just telemarketing. Oh. But I haven't lived in Canberra for 10 years. Yeah. I mean, that is very funny. And the last time that they messaged was in 2023. Like, so what did they close down for a bit? I've booked a table to go to a pub on the weekend for lunch.

Fun. Oh, and they... I regret it. Yeah. I'd rather turn up and maybe not have a table ready. So because they get so out of control, every time a text pops up, that's like, confirming your blah, I just, I'm like, no, I've lost interest. Like, fuck you.

Fuck off. And then I get one right the other day. People had to go to the vet. She's fine. She just needed her like... Who's a vet? She just had to get her like allergy. She gets like a thing for her allergies during like allergy season.

Yeah. And she was due for that and I was like, great. Yeah, I'll send her. They send so many text messages that I just stopped reading them. Yeah. That's why I've got 700 fucking unwritten. I just stopped. Yeah.

And then one of them, God forbid, was the one where it's like, are you definitely bringing your dog to the vet in two days or whatever? I didn't see it. I didn't reply. But I've got all the text messages. I made the appointment. I know that she needs to go to the vet. It's in my calendar.

And this might be on me. I should have hit the confirmed thing. And then they ring on the phone and go, hey, you didn't reply to the text message. Just making sure that your dog's coming in. I'm like, yeah, I made the appointment. Like, I know that she needs to come in. Did we as the human race?

get so bad at turning up to shit. And this is, like, they just don't trust us anymore. And like, but if I didn't rock up once, then fine. Slam me with the text and go, you can't be trusted. We don't know if you're coming in. But I'm like, Tony Lodge doesn't miss an appointment. But like,

she is on time. Thank you. She's organized. It's in the calendar. She's there 10 minutes early. She checked last night where she was going to park. You don't need a text this slut. She already knows what the fuck she's doing.

Like the ones. that gives that has the rundown of the information i really appreciate because i go great it's all in one place yeah and then i put it in my calendar and if i want to double check it i've got that one text but you can't find that one text because all of my text inbox is just me sending the letter why to confirm the things i don't know which one is the one with the stuff in it there's just shit everywhere so you've got doctors vets dentists eyebrow appointment the car you've hired do you know the hotel that i booked while i was in perp i don't only say in hotel but I need to be close to a mate.

They sent 100 fucking text messages as well. They're like, did you know that you're staying in a hotel? I'm like, yeah, well, because otherwise I'm not going to sleep anywhere, you fucking dull bitch. Yeah, I realized I was staying in a hotel the moment I booked it. And paid for it. They don't fucking miss you, do they? I tell you what I'm over as well. Thank you, Charles.

Paying for shit. Yeah. And the final kick in the dick, you've got 58 confirmation messages. You rock up. Then you. Don't you dare. I'm going to. Don't you dare?

I'm going to. Hey Tony, thanks for coming into jeans alterations. Yeah. Got any feedback? We've loved a fucking... Fill out this fucking 88 minute survey on how we could best serve your fucking... Fuck you.

I would love to leave a goo. I will only leave Google reviews from now on if you've sent me less than two text messages. Eat my. And I cannot stress this enough. Pussy bitch. I can't. not deal with this. It's too many text messages.

Yeah. Do you know what we need to bring back? Texts costing 25 cents. They're too cheap. It's too fucking cheap. They're too cheap. People are out here sending as many as they want. Fuck off.

Just sent you a survey asking how our survey was. Not the survey survey survey. Oh my God. And then you get the email from the survey monkey saying, well, you just did our survey. Did you like the survey on the survey? Oh, this did you love surveys? whether you love the survey. We've got a hot one.

We've got a hot lead on surveys. It's too much. It's way too much. Check in. I encourage you to check in with me less. That is just a bit of advice from me. Is that for businesses or all of us? But like, it's just beyond.

But how are you doing? I'm doing really well. I just got six new pairs of glasses. I'm going to. I can't wait for the text message from fucking Bailey Nelson being like, oh, how are the new glasses? One per glasses. Do you know, that's good. No, you get six.

One per spectacle. And they're all bifocals as well. So one per focal. I'm up for 24, 24 surveys today. I can't imagine anyone disagreeing with that hot take. Thank you so much. And if they do, fucking don't listen to our show anymore. Yeah.

Like this is, yeah, crazy. I've got a you love to see it here from Aurora. Do you know what I was about to say? No, it's not from Bryn. You're doing yours. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you go.

So what I normally do is I read out the name of mine one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your love to say it? Give me a headline. Pod parents. Wrong. It's actually about acting classes. Oh, no, mine's about the pod father.

Oh, you're talking about yours. I actually don't give me a friend. I guess I'll listen to yours. Who was it from? Aurora. My love to see it is about acting. It's just pretending. I did some theatre classes and it was like, okay.

It's a bit of a fun thing to do, but she's like, oh, yeah, didn't quite click. So I stopped going and then I found like another group, this local theatre company and I was like, oh, these are my people. This is fun. Local theatre is great. Yeah, it's a bit more laid back. Yeah, no, but this type is actually, I'd say the opposite of playbook. Oh. It is.

Gory and grotesque is like the stuff, like, look at them dressed up here. Oh, fun. Like, we actually can like get into character and really give it a nudge. I like that. So it's less like. So is that for a show or that's like how they practice? Well, they put on a little performance or whatever, but it was less like formal acting chops and more like, let's fucking get in and have a crap.

I love that. It's really fun. Liquid theatre is more like that. That's good. Oh, is it? Yeah, yeah. So she is loving it and she's just done her first little production and they're made heaps of friends and they're all like hanging out and stuff now.

And she said, the thing I've learned from all of this is that acting is just pretending. I've heard that somewhere. I've heard that somewhere. But Aurora genuinely loving it. So good on her. I love to see it. That's sick. I love to see that.

Thanks for sharing Aurora. Now back to me. I'm going to text you something if it's you fingering me I cannot do with that I promise it's not Is it you confirming our appointment later

for you to fuck me Confirm You'll be confirmed Okay A real text message Confirming you're doing you'll have to say Sorry I've just got to reply to this

So you just said the letter Y The capital Y You know how it's like reply Y or N This is from Bryn This is very sweet Thanks, Bryn. Brin says, I wanted to pop in and let you know

that you named our baby. Fuck yeah. Listening to the pod reminded me of how great of a name Viv is. Vivian. Vivian. It is the best name.

When we found out I was pregnant with twins, in brackets, fucking yikes. That's wrong, Brin. I decided to have one kid. No,

you haven't. I'll actually stop you right there. What? Twin sounds fun though. Oh. Like, obviously, crazy huge fucking job like I like cannot even imagine twice the pregnant twice the

unsleep like I sounds fun yeah a little two for one a little bog off buy one get one free you know yeah that's like saying you get two mortgages for free oh no yeah yeah I got a bonus one I'm actually all good I'm fine with the one so fine I'm fun with the one you got a mortgage broken they go twins yeah but it's just like a lucky dude Are they identical? No one's fixed and one's variable. That's very funny. Thank you. When I found out I was pregnant with twins, fucking yikes, which really made me laugh.

And one was a girl, Vivian went to the top of the list. Oh, yeah. Their big brother Fisher, so what I think has happened is that Brun and her partner have gone, let's have two kids, and now they have three. Oh. No, they've gone, let's go for a second bar. Oh, that's actually worse. That's like having seven.

From one to three is like going from one to 25. Yeah, that's really up. That's actually the reason we're not going to have anymore. Because you go one, what, we can't chance it. I get it. But, Brin, what, doing the fucking world's fucking doing the most. Doing the most. Um, their big, fuck me, drunk.

Their big brother Fisher wanted to name them mac and cheese. Which I said I also approve. I think is so bad, probably three or so. Hilarious. And Brin said, now we are the very happy and very sleepy parents of three-month-old twins, Viv and Cooper. So Vivian spelled the best way, V-I-V-I-E-N-N-E. And Cooper. Having a few months' worth of episodes to catch up on is making a return to work a bit more vera-bable.

So, thanks, bearable, you just said about Mooges. So thanks for that as well. And then Brin says, P-S. if you two are up for being their pod parents, it comes with zero percent responsibility and a hundred percent chance to do your godfather impersonation. Pod father. Pot father.

Pomata. I love to be a pot father, Cooper. Yep. I like. Pod babies. Pod babies. Is that wrong? That sounds like IVF.

Oh yeah. Which is quite cute though. But, Brin, congrats on the babies. Congratulations. Huge. Good luck. Yeah. No, and I want to see more pictures.

Please. Viv and Cooper and Fish are altogether. Viv, Coop and Fish. Very cute names, eh? Yep. I'm happy with that. We did a good job on them. All the twins, zero responsibility.

Yeah, you're welcome. Welcome in. Tomorrow, Ben has, you know, some days you're feeling yourself. You're feeling good. And others, you're kind of like, I'm just a bit flat. Ben's got the instant hack to bring you back. We need it. We need it.

I'll share that with you. Oh my God, love you so much. Love you, boy. See you tomorrow. Shout out to all the twin parents. Parents of multiples. We love you. We had three sets of twins at the hens party.

Which was just... Chaos. I didn't sleep for a week. Yeah. Love you.