Toni and Ryan - Oui Oui on Toni

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. What are you doing? What's those hands you're doing? The little influencer hands. Oh, that's cute. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Except it's a bit too cold. Yeah. And it's really hurting my fingers. Oh no, but maybe we need to get the blood flow.

Oh yeah. You know like how old ladies are like, you got to keep moving ladies or you'll fucking die. Use it or you'll lose it. Do you know, I heard that your fanny closes up if you don't fuck. Is that true? I don't think so. I don't think that's true. That your conch like stitches back together? Shotgun not Googling that on my computer.

Okay. Yep. Okay. Fair, fair, fair, fair. Who are we calling? Hopefully it's a doctor. Someone let us know. We're calling Tien and Tien has, what I'm going to say is the greatest job any tarpa has ever had.

Oh, Tien the tarpa. I love that. Do you reckon that Tien's going to say is the greatest job any tarpa has ever had. Oh, Tien the tarpa. I love that. Do you reckon that Tien's going to know about the vaginas? No, I reckon we'll just gloss over that. Should I ask? Do you think? No, I don't think so. I think it's fine.

I think, well, let's get a vibe from her. And then you decide towards the end of the chat if you think. Hi, Tien. Hi, how are you guys? We're really good. We're good, Tia. Have you ever heard that if you don't use your vagina that it closes up? I heard that it got tighter. Oh.

But not like sealed forever. Yeah. See, I heard it like stitched itself back up from the inside. No, I don't think that's right. I don't think that's right. Tia, are you a man of the cloth like me, a doctor? No, I'm a chef in the Yarra Valley. A chef in the Yarra Valley.

It gets better. I said Tia has the greatest job of any type of Tia. Also, Tia, have we backed in your name correctly? Is it Tia? No, it's Tijan. Tijan. Tijan. Oh, see, as a doctor, I've dealt with lesions, so I should have known that. Sorry, Tijan. Tijan, first of all, sorry about that, but tell us where you're a chef.

I'm a chef at the Yarra Valley Chocolatieri. Giant chocolate shop. Tijan, what days are you working? We're fucking coming in. I'm on this weekend. Can we come in? Will you give us a little chocolate tour? On this weekend? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Okay.

Well, at the moment, we're slammed. We've got things coming up. We can't come in anytime soon, but can we figure that out? We can figure that out. Yeah, of course. I'm fucking figuring that out. Holy shit. Yeah, nothing will be closing over out there, you know what I'm saying?

Oh, that's, yeah, if I fucking my fucking film house with chocolate um do you approve yes of course i do hey it's tita from the arrow belly and i approve this podcast All right, coming up today, as we are, what, less than 48 hours away from the start of the Tarpathon livestream. The way that my mum always liked to count down to things was in sleeps. So we got two sleeps till no sleep. Two sleep till no sleep. And coming up today, you're going to hear Audio Queen Tony Lodge

speak French just, you know, to get part of the culture. Oui, oui. Oui, oui. Because Tapa Ben said, is anyone else planning an Aussie slash French food feast? And he put this in our Facebook group. Oh, can we go to Entrecôte? We'll live stream from there. there depends how many people sign up we'll need uh 10 000 new patreons yeah if we want to go yeah

that's actually a really good point um but someone has created a aussie fusion french dish and then i think to do it justice needs to be read out by Tony Lodge in a French accent. I think you mean Tony Luge. I stand corrected. Tony Luge. Tony Luge. Tony Luge. I'm just trying to think of what that would be in French, but that's really boring, isn't it?

Let me send you the name of the dish and you can read it out now just as a little avanteur. Just as a taster. Just as an hors d'oeuvre i'm good at this you are good yeah where did you send that as a text yep i haven't got it yet i'm so sorry la saucisse de bonans i've turned myself on after those things not the sexiest thing you've ever heard in your life people don't who don't speak French, that was Bunnings sausage. I'm very excited about this. I love a Bunnings sausage.

Oh, cigarette, champagne, escargot. Are you French? What's going on? I've been possessed. Oh, sexy French ghost. I'm finally turning into Madeline. It's finally happening. That's coming up today.

But first, let's do normal or nah. Thanks to everyone sending these in. Normal or nah. Maybe I've, I don't know if I'm going to regret this. Yeah, because I'm really good. Yeah. New challenge, Tony has to speak in a French accent for the whole live stream.

I was just about to say, I'm glad I don't have to spend a very long time with you this weekend. Lorraine McIntyre has a normal or nah. Hi, Lorraine. Eating at the gym. I haven't done it because I'm not a disgusting bitch, but I've seen others do it and I think it's a major ick. Is eating at the gym normal or nah?

Depends what you're eating, I feel. And where in the gym? Yeah, like so when I was doing PT, I would have, like Maddie would be like, oh, have something right before we start. So I would have like a muesli bar or like a banana or something like while i was waiting for him to start but it wasn't like while i was using the machines but i think if you cracked out like a steak dinner that's enough that's enough but like a little power bar or something i think power yeah yeah they often

have nuts in them though so i would be worried about allergies would probably be my only for others yeah yeah not for me yeah i'm allergic to peanuts maybe i won't have this thing with nuts in it but you know like just about to exercise it'd be an issue yeah i get the blood pumping just like heaps of nuts everywhere i just think because gyms i associate with being like a bit warmer than normal a bit sweaty than normal There's a bit of like dankness in the air. I just don't know if you'd want to be. I definitely don't think that you're eating for enjoyment. You're eating for fuel.

Yeah, okay. So I think if you were working out and you're like, I just need to put something in my tummy to like keep going, that's one thing. But I don't think you like bringing your breakfast from home to enjoy beforehand. You're rolling in with a big mac and fries. Yeah.

Adam, there's this gym called. It's called Royale with Cheese, by the way. Yum. Or is that the cheeseburger? Fuck. Are you talking about the thing from Pulp Fiction, the Royale with Cheese? Yeah.

Anyway, at this gym called Fernwood, it's like a women's gym. I'm familiar. Yeah. Don't ask how. Okay. One of their perks was that like they offered free breakfast after. So they had cereal and coffee and tea and fruit and stuff. Like a little hotel buffet?

Yeah, like a little, what do they call it? The continental breakfast. Continental breakfast. You would know that if you were French. Yeah, continental. And so you would go do your workout. They would have like all these beautiful showers and like hair straighteners, hair dryers, everything.

And then you'd come out and they would have like toast and fruit and cereal and stuff. Do they still do that? Can we get around it? That sounds good. I think that they, well, I think they would or maybe post-COVID they don't. But it is women's only, I believe.

Yes, that is true. So I could smuggle you some cereal out the side though. I'd appreciate that. Yeah, I'll pop it in my pocket and then, hey, mate, I've got some cereal for you. I've got some, though. I'd appreciate that. Yeah, I'll pop it in my pocket and then, hey, mate, I got some cereal for you. I got some new scrotum in my pocket. Yeah. Is that new scrotum in your pocket?

He's happy to see me. Oh, boy. Morrigan McDougal. Hi, Morrigan. Morrigan says, I've read that you shouldn't rinse your mouth after brushing your teeth because it washes away the fluoride. For fuck's sake. Yep.

So I don't rinse anymore. My friends think I'm weird weird but do you think this is normal or nah we have talked about this so many times i rinse straight away and then everyone's like no you're not supposed to do that but i just don't like that chalky like mouth feel i feel like i need to brush my teeth after yeah yeah sometimes I'll leave it in there for a little while, because I brush my teeth in the shower, which I know is also controversial, but I'll brush them and then leave it in for a while while I'm like maybe washing my body or, you know, whatever, and then spit it out.

But you definitely need a rinse after. I think if you cannot rinse, I think you might be a serial killer. Yeah, you'll just be foaming in the mouth. It's just like chalky. Stringy and weird. Dusty. Yeah. And it all just like coagulates in your mouth.

Grainy. It's like when you have like a real nasty protein yogurt. Have you ever had a protein yogurt that's quite chalky? Yeah, and it's just like protein powder and like a drop of water and you're like, you've fucked this ratio, right? Yeah, but like when you actually buy the like the pre-made protein yogurt, some of those are a lot bit concrete-y. So we've got like these – is protein just like this generation's fat of like –

you just stick extra protein on the packaging and I go, oh, it must be good for you. But I mean, protein is like what you're supposed to like. Yeah. But like. It keeps you full. But it's stuff that already has protein on it. Like I feel like they're just promoting the protein.

Yeah. Yeah. So we had protein yogurt, which like, I think every yogurt is protein. You know what I mean? Yeah. Anyway, so the thing falls out of the fridge, like the container. Yeah. And it hits the ground and, but it didn't break open. Oh. And Bridget goes, oh, geez, I can't believe it didn't break open. I'm like, yeah, because it's so strong because of the fridge, like the container, and it hits the ground, but it didn't break open.

And Bridget goes, oh, jeez, I can't believe it didn't break open. I'm like, yeah, because it's so strong because of the protein. And boy, did we laugh last night. That's really funny. I would have pissed on the floor. That's amazing. Yeah, it was great. Lazy Psychic has a question.

Hi, Lazy Psychic. Does anyone else randomly check to see if they have telekinesis? If I'm on the couch and I'm tired and I'm lazy and I'm comfortable and I can't reach the remote, I look at it. Actually, I look to see if I'm alone. Then I look at the remote, reach my hand out and just think about it really hard just in case today is the day that my telekinetic powers come to life.

Normal. Except I don't look around the room to see if I'm alone. I look around the room to see if Torb's my partner's there and I'll do it while he's there because then I know that he'll get up and just do it. I'll stick my hand out and go, oh, I just really want that water bottle. He'll go, and he'll just do it. So it works.

Oh, my God. You've got the power. I thought you were going to say, so if it happened, you'd have proof. Yeah, because that's what I'm worried about. No, I mean, so I was at your house yesterday. I came around. If I had a rocked up and you had told me I'd just moved this, I would have gone.

Okay, mate. Yeah. Should we open a window? Yeah. All good. Is the gas on or something? Has the paint been thinned enough? Because there's fume in here.

Yeah, all good. Yeah. So I thought, well, if someone sees it, then it's all good. Yeah. I mean, that too, just in case. Lazy Psychic says, hasn't happened yet. But is it normal to like check because like imagine how cool it would be. It would be super cool, very normal.

Rate it. On a side note, I think I've talked about this before, but my favourite show as a child was actually, do you know this? Best Friend Test, Best Friend Test. Your favourite show as a kid? Yeah. What we just talked about is a fucking pretty tough clue, but a clue nonetheless.

Oh. Favourite show as a kid. One of. Oh, fuck me. I know that you liked Detective Dunn. Like, I know that you like Crime Stoppers. No, that was my show. No, but you like Crime Stoppers because you get your pad.

Yeah, like a kid's show. Kid's show. No, I don't show. No, but you like Crime Stoppers because you get your pad. Yeah, like a kid's show. Kid's show. No, I don't know. Are we not best friends anymore? I loved, and you might have been too young because there's a slight age gap between the two of us, Alex Mack. Did you watch Alex Mack? I loved it where she went into the puddle and stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. So her three powers was the telekinesis. Oh. She could shoot the lightning like the zappers, and the turning into water. I only remember the puddle. I don't think you've ever told me that you liked that show,

but that was a good show. It was great. And I didn't like when she was in 10 Things I Hate About You because I was like, no, because she's like cute, innocent, and then she's like dating boys. I'm like, no. Oh, no. No, I thought we were hanging out and doing superpowers,

not Prada backpacks. Yeah. Yeah, i was like this is our character but i used to fucking love that show i did like that show as well you know what show i thought you maybe were gonna say cat dog alone in the world i would be lying if i said i haven't sung that song 10 000 times in my life yeah uh cat dog did like, but it was one of those like in-between show shows. Yeah, it wasn't ever like you sat down to watch it. No, but I think an episode goes for two or three minutes. No, I don't think that's accurate. Did you know that there's only like six episodes of Mr. Bean?

Yeah, it's crazy. James, can you please Google the length of a Cat Dog episode? I don't know if they, I think they weren't like a bluey episode because they're like 60 seconds, aren't they? Back in the day, you'd watch Channel 2. Yeah. And it'd be like the full length, like Alex Mack, but then there'd be like a little show in between.

Yeah. I think CatDog was a little show in between. Was it? Just similar to Trapdoor. Don't you open that trapdoor, because there's something down there Did you like, ah, real monsters Oh, that guy gave me the heebie-jeebies

It was a bit creepy-deepy, wasn't it? That was a bit creepy CatDog was a full half hour show Yeah, I thought it was a big show Well, a little CatDog Next time, James, if you just don't smash the microphone into Sophie's computer That would be great That's alright, we're all learning I think I'll let that slide you just don't smash the microphone into Sophie's computer, that would be great. That's all right.

We're all learning. We're all learning. I think I'll let that slide. I don't think so. That's actually company property. Finally, Joe Prox. Hi, Joe. Joe says my wife cuts up her- Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Do you remember what happened last week? Yeah, no, sorry. Someone died. The church retreat. Oh, yeah. Anyway. No one died?

No, no one died. She was alive. Thank God. For now. Fuck. Yep. My partner cuts up her burger and puts it in a bowl before she eats it with a fork am i the fuckhead or is my wife a psychopath it's it's a nah from me it's a big nah i'd i but i like uh the mouth feel

of like a sandwich or a burger though yeah so like i but i understand though that people if you especially if you're doing like like, a bunless burger, like maybe you're doing keto or something and you chop it all up. But I just, I think that it's designed to be enjoyed, like, in a bite. But here's my thing about burgers. Tell me. If you have the meat and the lettuce and stuff, like, that's fine. The point of the burger is to eat it in the bun.

If you just want the other stuff without the bun, just have the meat and salad. That's just a salad. That's what I mean. It's not a burger anymore. Yeah. But I think, like, when I think about a burger, yeah, I'm like, you want the, like, you want that mouthfeel, because that's what a burger's good for, like that heavy mouth feel.

Yeah, because you get a bit of everything in every bite. Which is the point. If it's all cut up, then you don't really get the full experience. Yeah. Not going to yuck you, Jan, but it's enough for me. Oh, no, I agree with you, Jo. You are such a psycho. Y'all are.

Hey, it's Jason from the Yarra Valley, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. And all these people, I reckon, I've got a feeling, it's my telekinesis coming into play here, but I reckon all these people are going to join us for the tap-a-thon this week. I hope so. Lauren Ewell, good on you, Loz.

Thank you very much. Lauren, you'll be there. Oh, Loz is always there. Yeah. Great friend. If you need, you know, Lauren, Ewell is always there. Did you just miss the greatest pun of all time? Oh, you'll be there. Yeah, okay.

That's actually amazing. I'm so sorry. Thank you. Do you want to go again and I'll do a big laugh? Okay. All right. Oh, you'll be there. Yeah. That's actually amazing. I'm so sorry. Do you want to go again and I'll do a big laugh? Okay. All right. Lauren, you'll. Yeah, I mean, Lauren, you'll be there.

How does he do it? Oh, I could do a French laugh. Amanda McNipple. Excuse me? Amanda McNipple face. How is she doing? Amanda McNipple. I meant Amanda McNipple. Excuse me? Amanda McNipple face. How is she doing? Amanda McNipple. I meant Amanda McNickle.

Wow, Amanda, Merry Christmas to you. Amanda McNickle. Have a look in my McNickles. I'll tell you what. Is it cold in here? Are you on McNickles show? Can I borrow a penny or a McNickle? Sounds like a new McDonald's hamburger.

Yeah, I'll get a large McNipple. I'll get the McNipple thing. Andromeda with stars around it. Beautiful emoji work there. Brianna, good on you. And Ashley B. Detrick, thank you very much for being part of the Patreon. We'll see you on Saturday. How exciting.

Google can fucking lift. During the break, Tony said instead of getting hats, we should have got berets, which is hilarious. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Hundreds of tarpathon hats have been sent out all around the world. And it's a cap, you know. So I just Googled beret.

Yeah. And it goes, oh, you mean Berat, the town in Albania? No. Well, how did you spell it? Are you blaming me, not Google? No, I'm just asking. It sounds like you're victim blaming. I just asked how you spelled it. I'm a victim of a crime. I'm asking how you spelled it. Are you blaming me and not Google? No, I'm just asking. It sounds like you're victim blaming. I just asked how you spelled it.

I'm a victim of a crime. I'm asking how you spelled it. This will be fucking good. Is that how you spelled it though? Yeah. B-E-R-A-T. At least you got the T, but it is an E. Where's the E?

E-R-E-T. Oh, so if I type in. B-E-R-E-T. Oh, there it is type in. B-E-R-E-T. Oh, there it is. Yeah. Yeah. It's good, isn't it? So this weekend we are going live from the beginning of the big games,

big O, the PG, the opening ceremony until Australia wins a gold medal. Yeah. Very exciting stuff. So we actually don't know how long we're going to be live for, but. Tomorrow, actually, Tarpa Dimmer has done some maths and we've got the times that it took Australia to win gold

in the last 20 Olympics. Oh. Some of them sort of short, some of them. Okay. We can be here for a while, dogs. All right. So we've got a bit of scientific research that we can take into consideration.

But, yeah, we're going to be live from the beginning of the opening ceremony, which we decided was going to be 4 a.m. AEST. Yep, Melbourne time, 4 a.m. in Melbourne. That's when we start. Throw that into the world clock and figure that out. You figure it out. I tried to figure it out for you last time.

I fucked it up. Nah, we always fuck it up. But the link will be posted into Patreon for exclusive and champion tarpers as we go live maybe five minutes before, but probably not that long before because it is really early. Yeah. So we're not going to, you know, be up fucking around. No.

We'll be sleeping. Ben Hoffman Alice asks. Hey, Ben. Is anyone else planning to feast on Aussie or French foods during the Tarpathon live stream? That's a great question. This American wanted to start a thread of snack ideas for the Schmalympic watch party that we'll all be doing

around the world together. How special. Now, Sketchy Ant. Yep, our mate. Our mate Sketchy Ant who does our drawings. He says- Animations. Animations.

If you've seen any animated stuff, it's by Sketchy. who does our drawings. He says- Animations. Animations. Animations. If you've seen any animated stuff on Spy Sketchy, he's a fucking legend. Not in the world. Like he didn't do CatDog. You know, I just feel like, you know, it's Tony and Ryan animations. He actually drew the puddles that Alex Mack moved through. Turned into, yeah.

He drew the Prada backpack from 10 Things I Had About You. Did he? Huge for him, yeah. That is huge. Brandy. Prada backpack. If you like baking, we should all cook vanilla slices because they're both French and Aussie desserts. Is that correct?

I don't think that's French. I guess the fact that it's patisserie is. The custard is French? Well, patisserie, that would be French. So, yeah, I don't know that custard is French, but, patisserie, that would be French. So, yeah, I don't know that custard is French, but, like, yeah, they would make it there. And then Aussie, I feel like. Can I just say, though.

Vanilla slice fucking rules. Vanilla slice is fucking mean. So yummy. It is really hard to make well, though. Is it? Yeah, because, you know, when you slice through a custard slice a vanilla slice yeah i fucking do and it like squeezes out the custard needs to be the perfect consistency for it not to just splooch out oh because you don't want to splooch yeah because

if it's too thin it will just be runny and it will just run out of the thing if it's too thick then it's like what's the fucking point it's like eating rubber yeah so it's just thick, then it's like, what's the fucking point? Well, it's like eating rubber. Yeah. So it's just, I'm not going to, I just don't want to set anyone up for. Are you yucking out yums? No, I just don't want to set anyone up for failure and then be like, oh, well, I'm not really enjoying the O word live stream because. I fucked up the slice. Yeah, I'm carrying bad juge from the fucking, the Vanny S. Vanilla slice.

There were so many words that sounded like you were talking about vaginas in those last few sentences. And maybe I was. You want a bit of my vanilla slice? It will splodge outside. Put some vanilla into your slice. I was about to say maybe you should have said, do you want me to give you a vanilla slice?

You could put some custard in me crackers. Laura, Monset. Laura, Monset. Oh, Monset. Monset. I'll be having croissants with Vegemite in them. That sounds fucking mean. Do cheese as well. Do cheese?

Oh, fromage. Yeah. I don't hate that. I'm so sexy, you guys. Should we move to France? Yep. Let's do it. Done.

Literally, see you you there The countryside I feel I think that a croissant Sauce végémat Sauce fromage Would be fucking yummo Yeah same, I agree, good work Laura Nathalia Watson.

It's probably Nathalia. No hate, but it's probably Nathalia. You probably don't pronounce the th. Sorry, that sounded like a queef. Yeah. That's what it sounds like when you get the custard out of your eyes. Can you stop it? I can't stop queefing.

I've always said that. Sorry. That does actually sound like a queef. Natalia has the most bogan version of a charcuterie board, which is called a shark-cucci board. Shark-cucci board. Vegemite toast bread, sausage rolls and party pies, Zoopa Doopa Yogo, jelly with red and blue set with a Freddo frog on top,

and a Babybel cheese or string cheese. That does sound pretty mean though. That sounds a bit like the YouTube video that we made of like. Yeah. Cool kids snacks. Beck Kavanagh sent through a video which has all these crazy, they're Olympic foods, but I'm going to call it like it's crafting using foods as materials.

And during the live stream, Bec's saying through, I haven't shown Tony because I think we're going to attempt to make some of these. I can't wait because you know how I love like Super Bowl stadiums on Pinterest and stuff? Like how during the Super Bowl there's all that. They're made out of pizza and stuff. Yeah, but it's like there's like celery people

and you put the little sultanas or the eyes and stuff, you know, all that shit. I love that shit. You know at Christmas when you do the like the strawberries cut in half and then you put the whipped cream on the top of it and then you put the tip of the strawberry on the top and it looks like a little Santa? Yeah. That gets me going. That gets me going.

That gets me going. Finally, Cade Matthews has sent through. Cade? Cade. And check your texts because, Tony, I'd like you to read. This is the La Sausage de la Banane. Oh. But I'd like you to read how to make it.

Okay. Allo, Cade. La. Allocade la saucisse de bonhommes. Prepare by barbecue grill these saucisses until golden brown. Then nestling them in the slices of artisanal white bread. Not baguette. Not baguette. It has to be like tip top. Yeah.

Top with generous portion of caramelized onion sorry I'm gonna go and have a mess save me a sausage I'll be off slowly cook to sublime sweetness in extra virgin

olive oil serve immediately for a harmonious blend of textures and flavours à la bonnasse. Bon appétit. Au revoir. I've got to go. Wow. Guys, is that just me or does that sound good?

That does sound good. Yeah, it was real good. It's not just you, mate. It's all of us. We are fucking six to midnight in here. All right. If you also had to go and masturbate. Six to midnight. If you had to go and masturbate during Tony's speaking French, just leave an emoji in today's episode thread.

Actually. We'll know. If you got the pussy flutters. Fanny flutters. Sorry. It's not pussy flutters, is it? I don't know which is worse. But if you got the flutters in the puss, I'd love to know.

Because I think that sounded really hot and I might torbs never listens but i might get him to listen to that because i think that's probably good although stop listening now torbs i'm probably 40 hard oh what could i've done for the extra 60 i think six or nine i think you should be happy with the 40 it It's not offensive. No, no, no. I'm not offended by it, but like what could I have done, you know, strategically in the future? What could I have done for the extra 60? Start talking about the vanilla slice again.

Or the Vegemite and cheese croissant. Yeah, that did it for me. Yeah, when you mentioned the croissants, I was 95. Yeah, here we go. But thank you to everyone for sending those through and I look forward to seeing what everyone's eating. Oh, you'll have to. Yeah, well, maybe we could start like a little Facebook thread

for people to pop in what they're eating while they're watching. I've got a love to see it here from AJ. AJ sent this through on our Patreon via message. It says, hi, I'm AJ and I wanted to give my girlfriend Anne a quick shout out. She got laid off about a year ago and has been working nonstop to find a new job over the past year. That's fucking rough when you don't have a job

and you just feel so down on yourself, don't you? She's had a hard slog and been rejected from a few jobs but has never given up and just signed a new job offer starting at the end of the month. Fuck yeah. AJ says, we've been together almost five years and I've never admired her more than I do right now and I know that she'd love a little shout out

of a big quick congratulations from us. So congratulations, Anne. Good on you, Anne. Well done. Your hard work's really paid off and that's awesome and you obviously have a very lovely boyfriend in AJ because for him to do that for you, that's really sweet. Hearing that news, 42%.

Oh, good on you, Anne. Yeah. Give him an Anne job. Yeah, touch my vajayjay from AJ. Yeah, yeah. He's done some AJ. Yeah. Now, I'm nervous that this might have already been mentioned

because I feel like I've seen it a few times in the group. You're not afraid to do what you love to see more than once and you've always said that. Yeah, and so even if we've mentioned this, can you just fucking back me in? Yep. My love to see him. Oh, yes!

Yeah! Backed it in. Oh, you haven't done it yet Kate Tierney Oh Kate you're joking Yeah isn't she a fucking legend though I love Kate Tierney One of the OGs

As a fellow You know how we love the chase And so does Pippa Yes As a fellow chase lover I just wanted to show off a bit Here's a photo Of me on the chase

After we beat the shark And took home the cash. Oh, my God. $38,000 they won. And beat the shark. Yeah, he doesn't lose that often. He's pretty fucking good. 38 grand, full table two.

All four of them got back. Yep. That's fucking good. So there's Kate on the end there. There's Kate. Well, yeah, I know Kate. Monica, Sam and Shane, $38,000. Doesn't Monica, Sam and Shane sound like a breakfast radio show?

Yeah, you're getting up with Monica, Sam and Shane. It's 8.33 in Gosford, you know. And you wouldn't believe it. I don't know if this is coincidence or shadow, just TARP is fucking dominating this planet. Probably dominating because we are taking over the world. In the replies, Ben, who's a tarpa, goes, cool, here's a photo of me the time I won.

They beat Tiger Mum! Yeah. God, I saw an episode the other day and she was struggling. Really? Yeah, she missed a lot. Yeah, must have had a good night's sleep the night before or something. Maybe that's when Ben dominated. Yeah, maybe.

That's huge. Oh, my God, we have little we have to like tap chase celebrities because the chase aside from hunted is probably my favorite shot it's pretty good and then there's a lot if you want to go and find the thread there's all these how did you guys split the money what was you know like she talks about through because she did the lower amount to get into the final table and like to people like judge you for that or you know and they were just like no i just pumped to have someone you know like so there's just like, no, I just pumped to have someone. You know, like, so there's all the answers and the questions there

about behind the scenes of the chase. Oh, my God. A peek behind the curtain. It's actually fucking awesome. I love that. That's so sick. Fuck, yeah. Good on you, Kate.

So tomorrow we're back with a video show. Yeah. And it turns out, you know how you and my wife have accused me of being a toddler? Yep. Mama! Yep. It turns out I'm not alone by a long way.

So tomorrow, all of the things that people have called food, like the different names they've given it food, to make it a bit more palatable. For example, I don't like onions and garlic. Yeah, so your wife called it flavoring. And you went, oh, I love that flavoring. She went, oh, what a surprise. And the...

The results are in. But some of them are quite creative and some of them are so blatant, they go, how fucking dumb is your husband? Yeah. Oh, okay. Your kids are in. But some of them are quite creative and some of them are so blatant they go, how fucking dumb is your husband? Yeah. Oh, okay. Your kids are idiots. Oh, okay. Well, we're not going to call kids idiots.

We probably, it sounds like we will. Do you want me, should I give you a little starter? Christy. Hi, Christy. My child went through a stage of refusing dinner. So instead of dinner, we just had nighttime lunch. That's smart. I'd fall for that.

All right. That's tomorrow on the show. We'll catch you then. Love you. Bye.