Toni and Ryan - Our Thoughts on TARPaTHON 3

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

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Starting point is 00:01:26 Hello. Good morning wherever you are. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Tony. This is Ryan. Howdy. Good morning. And we never start. Hello. Hello. We never start an episode without a time for approval. Elizabeth is in. Now, tell us what you do for a job, Elizabeth, because this is incredible. I, hi, I work as an artist at a toy company. That is not a real job! So over the course of a year, what kind of stuff do you make? Um, well, I work on a lot of different things. So I do a lot of like pop culture reference toys,
Starting point is 00:02:05 like collectibles and stuff. So I work on a little bit of everything, everything from like TV to music to shows to what have you. That is so sweet. That is so cool. Elizabeth said she also loves Christmas. So her friends call her the Christmas elf because she makes toys.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Oh, that is so cool. Oh my God. And I'm short, so it should be known. Oh my God. You literally sound like you it should be none. Oh my god. You literally sound like you're in a Hallmark Christmas film. Yeah. That's amazing. Living the dream.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Yeah. Yeah. Stunning. Well, we just do a show here in Melbourne, Australia. Yeah. So can you- If you don't mind approving it. Is that all right?
Starting point is 00:02:40 Yeah, because obviously not as cool as your life. We get it. Yeah, whatever, I was sure. Don't rub it in. Hell fucking yeah, I'll approve it. Oh my God! And you swear you're cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Hi, this is Elizabeth from Seattle and I approve this podcast. It's been a big weekend and I can confirm we appeared to be in some trouble. We are fine. It was not Suzuki coming for my gymney. Thank God. It was not the tax office coming for what we were claiming on the US trip as work expenses. Tony's not getting married. I didn't get married. Married, yeah. I'll US trip as work expenses. Yeah. Tony's not getting married. I didn't get married.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Married, yeah. I'll show you are getting married. Yeah, but I didn't get married on the weekend. It was not the revenge of the barber. No. And it was not Float Tanks Australia coming for Tony because she came at them. That's very, very funny.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Did you write that? I did. That's very good. Yeah. It also isn't the prank channel we've started a war with on YouTube. Yeah, that is true. That was incidental.
Starting point is 00:03:49 That is true. Tarpathon three, ladies and gentlemen. Woo! It's coming up. Tarpathon three, the three-pening. The three-pening, it is now a saga. Tony, if you don't know what a Tarpathon is, how do you explain it to someone?
Starting point is 00:04:01 A huge live stream where we get to get up to all kinds of shenanigans. This one in particular. We have been questioned by the BFI. That is the Best Friends International. Sounds a little bit like FBI, see what I did there. Yeah. They have been tipped off that we have been illegally claiming to be best friends.
Starting point is 00:04:21 And we don't- Fuck the BFI. We don't... You said that on the record. But the BFI, they're tough. So this Tarpathon, we have 24 hours to prove that we're best friends. Yep. There's a few challenges. Yeah, every hour there'll be a challenge we have to complete.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Pretty much, pretty close to all of them. I think 20 out of 24 yeah uh soon to be confirmed but it's looking that way yeah and we'll have to spend the whole time together and obviously in dual confinement yeah so there's no people coming in and out there's just going to be us in our little cell yep and this was just announced let me read some comments France and because the trailer came out you can check that out on the YouTube channel. And if you're watching on YouTube right now, it'll be right there. It's there.
Starting point is 00:05:08 France, this was so epic. Gracie, this is gonna be amazing. Fuck yeah. Christina, I'm so hyped. Jackie Labine Stork said, this is wild. You love to see it. Jackie Labine Stork. I think that's a stage name.
Starting point is 00:05:19 I love Jackie Labine Stork. Jack off my beanstalk. Also, you let me know when the comments start to, when it starts to turn a little bit. Oh, okay. Murder. Oh my God. This trailer was amazing. So excited for the new tarpathon.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Ah, that was my pronunciation, not her spelling. What is going on? Ico, I'm clearing my schedule for the next tarpathon. I fucking love you guys. I love Ico. Olivia Grace. God damn it. I'm so hyped. I just finished my schedule for the next Tarpathon. I fucking love you guys. I love Iko. Olivia grace. God damn it I'm so hyped. I just finished my PhD Well, what are you doing? Your spare time is up to you. We can't take that on. Whoever shot this trailer. This is from Mastonia
Starting point is 00:05:56 Whoever shot this trailer deserves a- The whole country? Mastonia So you just said Estonia? Mastonia. Mastonia. Whoever shot this trailer deserves a raise. The look is spot on. Maybe some acting lessons for Tony and Ryan though. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Okay. Oh. Yeah. So. It's a shame that Tony got dragged into that to be fair. It is actually. And you know what? I'm not going to question that because we're best friends.
Starting point is 00:06:26 And fuck anyone who says that we're not. You did pretty good though. I thought I did pretty well. I was pretty happy with my performance. Torb saw an early cut of the trailer and he went, wow, sweetie. Like okay. Do you say anything in my work? Well, he did say, how come Ryan doesn't have any lines?
Starting point is 00:06:50 And I- It was brought up as we filmed that. I did say a couple of comments and I said, well, he did in the beginning, they might've been removed. Didn't make it to the final cut. And- I did say on the day, I don't have many lines,
Starting point is 00:07:04 but can I have one because then I still get health insurance? Yeah, so true. From the Actors Union. Yeah. And then when Lily printed off our scripts and highlighted our lines, she handed me one and then said to Ryan, she goes, Ryan, do you want to print out before we film? And I go, yeah, how many lines do I have to learn? And she goes, she goes, you're pretty good. Yours doesn't have any highlighter on it. That's weird. The only line I had was me defending my grandma and they cut that out. But they left in my life.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Yeah. Sorry about that. But there is a little bit of chat about- Oh, before I get that, can I tell you where I'm torn? Just real quick. I don't want to hear about where you're torn. I am Natalie Brulia about this.
Starting point is 00:07:44 And this is where the acting chat, I want to get serious for a second here. Because to be honest, there has been a bit of, what was the word that I liked? Prank adjacency chat. That term has been thrown around, allegedly. Some accusations of this being prank adjacent and to be, we still, and we've always said we don't do pranks and we still believe that. Yeah. We honestly thought. That this was.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Sorry, I'm laughing because of what you're like, it's yeah. We honestly thought that the quality of the acting. Was so low. It was so bad and that we'll just hype it up and then over the weekend most people would go, ooh, wonder what it's going to be. And we honestly thought that would be the end of it. And then we'd, and everyone goes, oh, it's about June, July, normally probably figure
Starting point is 00:08:36 it out. And we don't like pranks. And if that's how it came, like that really kills us a little bit because we don't do pranks and we have built a beautiful friendship with our type community and we hate to break that. So that's where I'm, this is where I'm a little bit torn because honestly that's not what we expected. Yeah. So the torn part is, was I so good at acting that people have believed it?
Starting point is 00:09:01 Or on the other hand, there are some comments that may suggest otherwise. Jessica Vivas9107 said, definitely a set up Ryan's acting gives it away. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh no. Who is that? Jessica Vivas. Oh, Jessica Vivas. Thank you very much. Kyle Aaron Evans says, they're clearly fine. Not only was the video edited and uploaded after the fact, but Ryan's acting wasn't great.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And actually thanks for pointing that out because unlike the podcast in the Sex and the City movie. This one recorded live. This isn't live. Yeah. Nah, but I- Some people did pick up on that.
Starting point is 00:09:39 But when I said, cause you were like, oh my God, yeah, people are just going to think the acting. I was like, people are going to be like, we know you edited the video, you fucking losers. Like that's what I thought. I thought it would be like, that's so lame. Anyway. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Um, and then there's another comment here. And I'm actually going to redact who commented this for their own safety from you. Yeah, we might see some fucking real anger. Ryan reacted to the door being knocked on before the door was knocked on. I didn't notice. Oh, in my, yeah, because I, in the script, it's like,
Starting point is 00:10:14 and then Ryan reacts to the door knock. Yeah, so Lily. I look up at the door and then. Lily has the fucking role of a lifetime of walking up the stairs. And she's like, when's my cue? And we're like, we don't know. We'll be listening out for it.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Yeah. Ryan react to door knock obviously was in there. And then someone's here. Now in my defense. I don't know if there is one. No, maybe, maybe not defense, but in what could have helped. Yeah is because podcasts aren't live What it have killed Us in the edit to maybe put some knocks before I said that yeah, or maybe put my who's there after the knock
Starting point is 00:11:01 Yeah, or that would have been edited. It was live. It was live. Oh, my mistake. But what I will say is, I think like when all said and done, obviously, like the biggest thing here is that it can't be a prank because it was acting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Acting. Do you know much about acting? Charles, do you know much about acting? Remember when Christian Bale pulled that prank and murdered all those people? This is not the same. He was actually pretending to be an American psycho. Oh my God, I thought you were gonna say Batman.
Starting point is 00:11:37 I was like, does he kill people in Batman? That's spoilers. Well, the thing about actors, multiple characters. What? I know that's beyond us. We playing out- I played myself. And still didn't nail it.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Yeah. Heaven forbid I can't nail the role of Ryan. Yeah, it's not going well for you. I don't think you'd get cast again. Ironically, on Friday in the episode before the knock of all time. Who is it? We were talking about like who would play each other in a film about each other. We were too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Larry Emder would play me, I believe, where we landed. Yeah. He would have done a good job. He would have nailed it. He would have heard the knock. He would have killed. Yeah. Now, a few people not overly impressed because it felt prank adjacent, but I just want to read this one comment. And it's quite hateful. And I want to out a hater. Her name's Bailey VanderWheel. Oh no. Sorry, Bailey.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Bailey goes, looking forward to the Tarpaathon, but this did feel prank adjacent. I hope the battery in your TV remote dies. Fuck. Hey, this is Elizabeth from Seattle and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. This episode is brought to you by Fizz. And at Fizz, they do things differently. Well, Fizz is 100% online and here to offer their community personalized mobile plans with complete transparency because their members are at the center of their decisions.
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Starting point is 00:15:03 Absolutely love to see it. We also like all of the names ticking on the bottom if you're watching on YouTube at the moment. A special episode just to catch everybody up with what we're up to with the Tarpa-Thon. Very exciting. If you missed it, Tarpa-Thon 3, Champion Tarpas, June 28th at 9 a.m. AEST.
Starting point is 00:15:21 I'm gonna pop a little blog into Patreon this week, just to tell people what's up, what we're doing, how you can watch and if you want to upgrade or upgrade just for the month and then fuck off. Just for the month and downgrade again. Totally get it. That's actually fine. That's actually so fine.
Starting point is 00:15:37 We just need to pay for the Uber Eats for the day basically. So if you just come for the day, fuck off. So fine. We need to pay the production team for that trailer. Yeah. Yeah. If we're being honest. Yeah. That really is.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Yeah. Charles didn't make that just in case you were thinking and giving him lots of credit. Charles didn't make that. Oh, no he could have. Huh? I made it on my phone again. Can you imagine? Oh, Max who did make that.
Starting point is 00:15:59 He's like, I'm going, Oh, fuck. Is it on CapCut? No. But it's got the watermark on it because you haven't paid for the full version. Like at the end, it's got the like, we do a mob cap cut. And like, when you see that, I'm ticked off.
Starting point is 00:16:13 If you, if you do have any specific questions about Tarpathon, pop them in the episode thread today or on the YouTube comments, because Tony will answer them in the block. Yeah. So any questions, even like, you know, happy to how it works. And I think in DCI, we're going to do a little behind the scenes and show off the show off where we're going to film it and we'll perform it. I'm filming it because it's live. Oh, would you say film it? Yeah. Where we're going to set up for the live stream, I guess is why.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Stream from where we're going to stream from. Now, the reason we're doing an FAQ live stream. Yep, there you go. I guess is fine. We're going to stream from? We're going to stream from, sure. Now, the reason we're doing an FAQ is because. Hey, FAQ. FAQ. Sometimes people need reminding of things. So over the weekend, I believe Tony gets a text message from Tim Collins. Who?
Starting point is 00:17:05 If you've watched the trailer, you know he's in there. He's in it. I am annoyed that he's probably one of the funniest bits in it. He is. He is good at acting. Every time we've had to watch it to like send back edits or like, you know, make sure we're happy and stuff, give it the final sign off.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Every time I watch his bits, I pierce. You know who else is amazing? Even though he's not my friend at the moment. The head of the BFI. The head of the BFI is just an amazing. How come people can say he does a great acting job? Because he did. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:36 So it's totally different. But yeah, so Tim is in it. 100% that Tim, Tim Collins, for anybody that doesn't know, he makes all those skits online. He makes skits online. I think he's like, you know. That's important to know. Yeah. It's important to know. I get a text from Tim after we posted on Friday
Starting point is 00:17:54 being like, oh, we're fine. We'll explain when we can. Like, you know, a bit of a cliffhanger on the episode, bit of hype over the weekend. Tim messaged me and he goes, fuck, that's gonna be so good, what is it? He messaged me, right? Oh, so excited, so he just posted like, what's coming?
Starting point is 00:18:13 First of all, thank you, that was the correct response. But, that's what we expected. But he's like, fuck yeah, like what's coming? And he goes like, oh, if you can't tell me, I get it. But like, I am like one of your best mates, you know? And I was like, you're in it. You know that day when you were there
Starting point is 00:18:32 and there was like three camera people, a lights guy, a sound guy. You got your makeup done. You decided what outfit you were gonna wear. You got, he got his hair cut for that day. Did he? He got a fresh buzz for that year. You can tell. It was good. Because when I said like, oh, would you want to be in it? He got a fresh buzz for that. Yeah. You get down.
Starting point is 00:18:45 It was good. Because when I said like, Oh, would you want to be in it? He's like, yes, absolutely. Like this is my dream come true. And what did he say when you reminded him? And I was like, bro, you're in it. And he goes, Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:00 And he was like, so has it come out? And I was like, no, the cliff. What? The cliffhanger. The cliffhanger. The cliffhanger you just mentioned. No, well, obviously we're not gonna hang you off the cliff for five minutes. It's not how it works.
Starting point is 00:19:12 What's- Obviously we're gonna- You know what I was thinking when, Tim fucking hell, dude. Love you. Love you, Tim. Thanks for being part of it. We didn't pay him, so.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Didn't we? Absolutely not. I think Lily said, should we pay him and I said no. We paid everybody else. He got more lines in it than I did. At least he gets his actor's health insurance. Did you stick around for lunch? Did you have lunch? No, we didn't even take the food on offer.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Oh, my God. I've sent him lunch today. What I want to know is because this is the first time we've had a cliffhanger, is that say you're an actor who's in Game of Thrones or fucking any show, you know how there's always at the end of season one there's like a... Totally, yeah. Or that last episode before the finale is always like a bit kooky or whatever. So are those actors, are they getting texts from their mates? Go on, like, oh, who don't? See, I would. If my friend was an actor, I'd be like, well, what happened?
Starting point is 00:20:08 But I wouldn't be like, did you die in real life? Like, I didn't watch The Last of Us and go, oh, no. That person's really dead. No spoilers. No, hate people die. Oh, my God. It's a whole thing. Charles, don't give me that phase. For someone who's anti spoiler. Do you think like what I want to know Taylor Swift right? The queen of a cliffhanger.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Yeah. The queen of an Easter egg. Our outfits were an Easter egg. There were Easter eggs all over the place. We were basically like a Coles on fucking Easter Monday. That's funny. On Easter Monday, all of the Easter eggs are marked down and there's like a million there. Okay. Yeah. Cause I'll, yep. Nah, I see what you're saying, but you get what I'm saying. I do. Yeah. Yeah. Easter egg queen. What's up with that? Oh, am I Taylor Swift? Siri just said Queen is a British rock band. Turn her off. She can't listen to this.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Shut her up. She's it's not live. This is not an open session. Yeah. So Tim, Tim was in it and he did say, well, I'm so excited. What's that for? That's interesting. I think I agree. That's very for? That's interesting. I think. I agree. That's very interesting. Taylor didn't say anything. She was at the wedding over the weekend.
Starting point is 00:21:31 See the brouhaha about that. Is there a brouhaha? Well, cause obviously it's, it's, it's weird that like, well Taylor's soups is obviously going to get a lot of attention if she's at like a small town wedding. Well it was, so it was Travis's cousin. Yeah. So like, Oh, it's the bride's day, how distracting.
Starting point is 00:21:45 And everyone's like, like half of the internet's like, imagine your cousin not coming. Like, Totally. You invite your cousin, she's going to bring her part. Yeah. Yeah. Can I just say, if Taylor Swift wants to come to my wedding,
Starting point is 00:21:59 she's more than welcome. I don't, I can't imagine anyone not being like of all the people to share the fucking limelight with. I think that Taylor Alison Swift is like a pretty good 50 50. I'll take 40. She can have 60% of the limelight, but I look hot as fuck. I'm in a wedding dress.
Starting point is 00:22:18 In the days about me and Taylor Swift said, that's the best day of my life. I thought you were about to say it's hard to imagine Taylor Swift not being there. It is. It actually is hard to imagine Taylor Swift not being there. Same. Do you reckon she'd do a number or two? Oh, I wouldn't want her to. It's her day off. Hey, you're not here to work, mate. You're here to enjoy the day. No, they're here to enjoy. I just want to have a cold white wine with you and have a great time.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Yeah. And she'd respect that. And I think she'd like that. I'd also maybe be like, did you want to do my winged eyeliner on the day? Because she's always got a great winged eyeliner on. Do you reckon she's doing that? I do. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:54 I think she's been doing a wing for that long that I reckon she would do herself. Yeah. And she can apply the fuck out of some red lipstick as well, can't she? Yeah. She can touch up. Fuck, she's good. Do you think...
Starting point is 00:23:08 Oh, is this crazy? That she would be my other maid of honour? Other maid of honour. I've now got three. Who's the third? Well, you and Tim. Oh, so Tim is in. I'm going to have to let him in. He looks so upset in the trailer.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Yeah, we didn't pay him either, so... Throw that dog a bone. And he didn't pay him either, so. Yeah. Throw that double bone. And he didn't take one of those gluten-free lunches. Yeah, they were popular. Yeah, they actually were. They were the first ones to go. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:35 That's what I said. Oh, face value. Yeah. I thought you were doing comedy. Oh, they were popular. You know, like. No, because I was acting internal. Yeah, it's hard sometimes.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Let me tell you what a real prank is. Let me tell you what fucking someone ride up is. So at the start of the trailer, Tony and I get escorted into a shiny black car, which looks like an undercover cop car or whatever. Yeah, acting. That car is my cousin Rach's car and had a baby seat in the back.
Starting point is 00:24:04 And we had to take a baby seat out. Showbiz baby. Yeah. A pig behind the curtain. It's so glam. It's so glamorous. Tim was in the baby seat. You want to see a whole production crew trying to unscrew a baby seat from a car.
Starting point is 00:24:16 That should be on a game show. And then reinstalling the... Oh, they didn't. He didn't. But then reinstalling like the sun shades on the... Like it was just... Yeah. But I thinkalling like the sun shades on it. Like it was just, yeah. But I think they should have on a game show. I put this car seat in and clip it in.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Oh no. Comedy. Comedy. The real prank, because I borrowed Rach's car for the thing. Bless her. Thanks Rach. There's like 15 people standing around in the street where we're filming this shot.
Starting point is 00:24:39 And then the director goes, oh Ryan, we're gonna have to like angle the car sort of about 90 degrees. Could you just reverse it back and twist it in here and do that? And there's 15 people watching me trying back this car that's not mine. And you know how those new cars
Starting point is 00:24:55 are all like keyless or whatever? Yeah, but all of them are different. The buttons are in different spots. So I go, yeah, no worries, mate. Yeah, but because it was your cousin's car, not my car, you were also like the one in charge. You were the keeper of the car. Yeah. So like, you know, if it was 15 people watching you try and reverse and go sideways and not hit that gate, which comes a bit quicker than you think. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Can I say something as well? Oh, and this is this is like, I think you did amazing. Thank you. It only took a few goes. Um, but like you- When Sophie came down the street and goes, I'm just asked if you can do it again, but this time a bit more like, a bit better. Could you peel out a bit more?
Starting point is 00:25:37 We needed like a bit of a quicker exit. Yeah. So you know how it's a trailer and there's music like this. Could you just not like peel out like my grandma Pearl would? Well, she wouldn't peel at all. She'd just pull out. The peel out is that you like give it a bit of gas and fuck and whatever. But you were mic'd up.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Was I? Yeah. Like you still had your microphone on. And so you're in the car. I didn't know this. This is new information. You know when you kind of do that when you're reversing a car? Oh, that's so embarrassing. But you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know, but you know,. You know when you kind of do that when you're reversing a car? Oh, that's so embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:26:05 But you know, but you know, I didn't know that, that's so, yeah. But you know how you do that and you kind of make that, and then you can hear kind of like flicking it back in. Well, I didn't know the gear was in the air. No, and it's so fair, but so where would you do that?
Starting point is 00:26:18 I did put it in neutral, I go, and they go, action, there's a neutral line. Yeah. And it didn't go anywhere. And so you're kind of in the car and whatever. And we're all, and I'm like, yeah, bro, like, you're doing awesome.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Like you're going to kill it. Took you a couple of goes. You fucking nailed it. I'm standing next to the sound guy and he's like, mm. Who's listening? Mm. This is also what he-
Starting point is 00:26:39 And I was like, I was like, is he just like chatting to you? And he was like, yeah. I did not know that. This is also what he may have heard now. I think about it. Do you farting? You get in there and just rip a massive fart. What he would have heard is me going, all right, just go a little bit faster. It's okay. Uh, Rach wrote mine, but you know, it's like, it got to look like a getaway car, so just go a little bit faster.
Starting point is 00:27:06 A little pep talk. You're like pepping yourself up. Yeah, and he's like, what a pussy. And it paid off, because it worked great. It did, it did. So when you think who's driving away, Tony and Ryan, it was me. It was Ryan.
Starting point is 00:27:16 And I was in the back seat. Yeah. Watch the show. Show is acting, acting. I've got to love to see it here. There's a lot Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. Act. So this kid that she obviously taught in like primary school is like now graduating high school and he's like, Oh, like I would love like me. I would love for you to be there and support me. What a compliment. Isn't that so sweet?
Starting point is 00:27:51 Crystal said it was amazing. 20 past students graduated, you know how they go like often same schools and whatever. And she says, and I think I cried more than some of the parents. My heart is full. What an honor. You love to see it. That is beautiful. Isn't that so sweet? Yeah
Starting point is 00:28:05 That's so good. I'm like teachers fucking They're really doing the Lord's work. Yeah, my whole family teachers. They yeah I just I like some of the teachers that I had at school like still friends on Facebook Charles knows all the phone numbers. Yeah, text them. Yeah Charles text all of his text messages. Yeah. Text them. Yep. See what they're up to.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Talks to the librarian on Tinder and stuff like that. That does not happen. Just beautiful stuff. Now- Connections for life. We're gonna have to make an editorial choice about if we react to this tarpa's last name. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Jocelyn Slagger has messaged through. Oh, hardly Noah. Ha ha. Ha ha. My husband has started calling my boobs Tony and Ryan because I wear my hoodie so much. Tony, Ryan, how you guys going? Yeah that's good. And Jocelyn says and I love to see it. I love to see that too. So thanks slaggers. A family that slags together stays together.
Starting point is 00:29:07 And I have always said that. You have. Yeah, you definitely have. All right. If you want to join us for Patreon, for Tarpathon Patreon, what's the line? Both of those. If you want to join us for Tarpathon 3, the 3-pening. In Patreon.
Starting point is 00:29:20 In Patreon. Champion Tarpas 9am, 28th of June, but all the info will be in there. And we'll pop in the show notes, like information to come and join us, check it out and all of that. But if you've got any questions, message us directly on Patreon, because I reply to all DMs. That's actually one of the perks across all tiers.
Starting point is 00:29:39 So even if you're the cheapest one, I still reply to all the DMs. So if you've got any questions, jump on over. And Tony means the cheapest tier, not just like if you're the cheapest one of all of replied all the DMs. So if you've got any questions, jump on over. And Tony means the cheapest tier, not just like if you're the cheapest one of all of them. Yeah, cause that's me. Yeah. Now.
Starting point is 00:29:51 No, you go. You go. I was gonna say normal or nah is back tomorrow. So I'll see you then. I can't wait. I love normal or nah. Love you. Love you so much.
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