Toni and Ryan - Pashing in the driveway

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Best Selling, Dr. Author Best Selling, Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Please don't try and kiss me. I appreciate that. Let's call Patricia, who is in Sacramento. You know that Vine that's like, Patricia! Could you not do that, please, sweetie? That's really funny. Don't yell at her like that. What do you want to? I don't know.

Are we going to go like a patty? Or like a trish? Try it on. Is this the world's famous Ryan and Tony calling me? Yes, it is. Oh, my God, Patricia. Incorrect name order. Pop off on putting us in the other order, but love it. I did do that incorrectly.

No, that's okay. I'm sorry. Oh, that was gross. No, no, no, no. Patricia, Tony was saying whether you'd be a Patty or a Trish. I am a Patty. A Patty. I tried Patty or a Trish. I am a Patty. A Patty? I tried to be a Trish.

I am a Patty. Yeah, I tried to be a Trish, but I just couldn't pull it off and it was too late in life and my friends made fun of me for trying. Oh, God. It was hard backing in a new nickname. I think Trish isn't far from a Karen, to be honest. No, Trish isn't good. I would go Patty because like a beef patty or like a peppermint patty, which is not for me because I don't like mint, but I can good. Yeah. I would go patty because like a beef patty. Yeah.

Or like a peppermint patty, which is not for me because I don't like mint, but I can imagine. Yeah. Patty, a hot girl. My dad loves that joke, hamburger patty. Oh. Oh, yeah. Is he dead?

No. Oh, great. Good news. And I haven't heard from him today, so maybe. I don't know. Oh, my God. That's an exclusive. Paddy's daddy's dad.

Wait. Oh, Tony's panicked. Tony's panicked. Is that what it feels like? Oh, my. It's close. It's close. I mean, a comedian didn't tell me, but.

Neither did they for you, so don't worry about it. Paddy. Yeah, I guess not. Okay. Hot California. Fuck you, Paddy. Hot California girl, Paddy. neither did they for you so don't worry about it hot california girl patty can you please approve this podcast and let us move on with our lives oh i absolutely approve this podcast oh sorry about your dad hi this is patty from sacramento californ, and I approve this podcast. Alright, welcome to a Friday episode, and welcome to our first ever episode that's on YouTube as well. Hello, welcome.

You can still listen everywhere, but on Fridays, you can also watch on YouTube. So thanks for being part of it. And there's some comments below if you want to kind of get amongst it. You're welcome to. I want to find people in the comments. Get around it. Please don't do that.

That's all right. I'll get around it. Tony Lodge, what's coming up today? I've just got a little bit of a PSA for people that might be heading out over the weekend. If you're thinking about heading over. Some advice for fellow party people. Fellow party people as well because I'm right at home

with the party people. Party poops. Luckily that's on video. Yeah, we can see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I definitely know that the little word isn't going to make a gif out of that. I'll take it.

Sweet. Now, Tony, you've spoken about this before. I've got something to show you, but first I need you to bring us up to speed with your thoughts on having sex on christmas day it's unmentionable well we've mentioned it um so i just think that having sex on christmas day is crazy it's like the wildest concept to me i remember the first time i ever did have sex yeah it just feels like the crossover of having sex and it being christmas is like is it because you're normally like staying with family is it because you're in your childhood bedroom yeah you're like

seeing going home yeah or you know is it more is it more like it's a special religious day, surely we couldn't do this. It's not really the religious thing for me personally. I'm also not married, so if it was a religious thing, then we shouldn't be fucking anyway. So if it's like fucking, that's really aggressive. Yeah. I think it is.

Especially on Christmas. Yeah, don't be fucking on Christmas. Yeah. It's fucking Christmas. I just think that it is, it's like it's a bit sacred, isn't it? Yeah. Because it just feels like so far away from like, you know, like the joy of Christmas of like, you know, Santa arriving, not coming.

And, you know, like, yeah, you're with the fam and whatever and then just to have sex on that day just feels a bit like insane. Would having sex on Christmas land you on the naughty list? But sometimes it's okay, isn't it? You know what I mean? Too much. What position or behaviour would land you on the nice list and which would land you on the naughty list?

We can't keep saying naughty. It's like the word panties. No, that's way worse. That's way worse. I don't want that. Oh, but, you know, have you been a naughty girl? Like, bleh. Yeah, but naughty, I would rather naughty 100 times before the word.

The P word is crook, isn't it? It is. But is there like a way to do it on Christmas that's, you know, is more just no? I don't think so. But it does feel really saucy. Yeah. Like there's something about having sex on Christmas Day

that just makes you feel alive. Yeah. Have you ever done it? You have, definitely. Yeah, but I get it because I'm usually, it's like. You get it on Christmas? Yeah, it's like the tables have turned. You get pegged on Christmas.

And what a merry Christmas it is. Yeah, that's. Now, I don't know if this is the same category, which is why I brought up the Christmas thing. I feel like it's a similar energy. What's your stance? And there's something we need to specifically get into here. Don't take it.

Don't take it. Having sex at your parents' house when you're like late teens, early 20s, you still live at home. Your partner still lives at home. Yeah. And it's a bit like. Yeah. Discuss.

I mean, you've got to get it done, don't you? And at that age, it's all very new, isn't it? It's all very, yeah. Like having sex or hooking up with people, even making out with someone, it's all new at that time and it's really exciting. Your hormones are crazy. I feel like of all the times when you're risky,

it's then because you can't not. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Is that a good answer? Yeah. Because I feel like at that time it's when you're like, oh, God, this is brand new. This is like a new toy.

Do you remember the first time you had a boy stay over and did you have to like ask mom and dad if it was okay or he did he like sneak in or sneak out later or like i'm not a sneak in or sneak out so no but did you have to have that conversation yeah well yeah yeah and i wonder if you watching and listening is it something you remember just because it's so awkward or like all the input because you just say, oh, is it okay if they stay? But stay means so much more than stay, doesn't it? Well, so when I was – my high school boyfriend, Josh, because that was when we were at school and stuff,

but we were friends before. So my mum and dad knew him. I knew his parents. His parents knew my parents. We were at school, so that was really different. But my first like, the first boy that I had over like when I was like 17 or 18, that was different and this is feel like more the area you're talking about.

And what did you have to? Well, I remember we went out on a date. He picked me up in his car. Oh, my God. I know, from my mum and dad's house. Yeah. And then we went. Did he come around and, like, open the door?

I think so, actually. Yeah. Yeah, he knew what he was doing. And then, and so, like, I was getting ready for this date and my mum and dad were there. I'm like, oh, my God, like, go to this date, like, how cool. And then we went to the cinema. Classic. And then we, like, got Maccas in the drive-thru and like sat in the car for ages after and we were chatting or whatever and then

he dropped me off at home and he said do you want to come in for a cup of milo i actually don't remember if he came in or not but he um had a really loud car. Like, do you know what I mean? Was he wearing a black leather jacket? Was he smoking? He was, wasn't he? Yeah. Sitting in the Macca's drive. Hang on, let me just.

Oh, my God. I'm like red in the face. Tony, if you knew, Tony loves a bad boy. a bad boy yeah hair slicked back loud car yeah so you had this loud car right i can't remember did he look like officer doofy but after he like when he throws the cigarette out. He was cool. Yeah, he was cool. He was cool.

He was cool. Anyway, so he had like a really loud car and I didn't really think about it. And so then when he dropped me off, we had a pash in the car, but I didn't even think about the fact that like my mum and dad's room was like at the front of the house. They were watching. Well, not watching but they obviously heard the car idling in the driveway for like a while. And it was just a little smoochy?

It was. But it was like a, it was hot. Like it was a big kiss. Smoochy on the penis. No, no, no, no, no, no, nothing like that. But he then after a little while turned the car off because he was like, oh, like it's loud. Yeah.

Anyway, yeah. And so then the next day, like mum and dad were like, oh, like how was the day? And I was like, oh, it was fine. And like. Yeah. Cute. They were like, oh, we hurt the car.

Like so I was like, ah, mum and dad. Anyway So I was like, ah, mum, I'm a dad. Anyway. I would like to introduce you, Tony, and you listening, to this young couple, Caden and Keisha. Caden and Keisha, meant to be. 18 years old, boyfriend and girlfriend. Cute. Now, they haven't been allowed to stay the night yet.

They're at the boys' house with the boys' parents. Yep. And the boys' parents kind of like the conversation hasn't been had, haven't really given the okay, but they're kind of in that like. Yeah. We would like to. So what would you do, Tony, or what would you, and also like what would you expect a regular 18?

Because like you said, you're not a sneaker in her. No, I'm not. But would you be, it's, you expect a regular 18 because like you said you're not a sneaker in a row no i'm not but would you be it's it doesn't confrontational is not the right word but would you like we need to sit down and have a chat yeah like just do it and hope they don't know do you know what i'd probably do i'd have a vodka cruiser and then be like well i can't drive home what do you want me to drink and drive that was bridget's strategy that's how my wife locked me down yeah she took some she like, I've got a migraine. I need to take those.

Oh, and I can't drive if I've had my medication. And now we've got a child and we've been married. I did that to Tom's a few times. I was like, I'm really tired. Like, don't think I could drive home. And he's like, oh my God. Well, safety first if you need to stay here. Let me send you this, Tony, and we'll put it on the screen.

I don't think anyone would guess that this is what an 18-year-old couple would do. They made a slideshow. This is us trying to convince you guys, your favourites, Kaden and Keisha, two 18-year-olds, you guys think there's going to be sex. Understandable. So we're going to go over your concerns in the slideshow. That is very adult of them very adult they're like look we understand that you think there's gonna be some hippity-dippity going on yeah let us assure you we would never disrespect you like that or whatever the video goes for four

minutes and it's sort of like she's adorable he's lovely great couple but i'm just like cringing so fucking hard because it's like they're just going through the nitty-gritty but he's lovely great couple but i'm just like cringing so fucking hard because it's like they're just going through the nitty-gritty but he's hitting the nail on the head and just going for it like is that the right angle we've got some shit to do with our future sex means babies and babies means being broke and i don't want to be broke because i want to go to college oh um that's so grown up yeah only anal sorry well i mean it's the first day on youtube do we get flagged for that is that like a um as long as we're not copywriting someone else's anal yeah if i just say anal, is that fine? I think the more you say it, the more it's not good. Oh, so stop saying anal.

I whispered it, so it's fine. Jess says the fact they asked shows a huge amount of respect. Also, how grown up to be like, look, this is what you're going to, you know. Yep. The mum is the one that shared the video. Aww. And she said, I'm happy to report that, yes, she stays over frequently now and they are the best couple.

That's really sweet. Isn't it? I actually think that's really nice. Yeah, really nice. Aw. Better than my patch in the loud car. Like, you know, if there's a scale of good to not good. Yeah, but if there's a scale of Caden who got dragged into a slideshow

and the bad boy that took you home. Yeah, he would have never done a slideshow. He called a slideshow something else. Hey, it's Patty from Sacramento, California, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. You can check out our Patreon for all of our exclusive stuff.

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Maybe you've picked up a bad boy and you're thinking of heading out this weekend. If someone's picking you up in a real loud car. Maybe you're having a cheeky pash in the driveway of your parents' house. When was the last time you pashed in a car? Don't you miss those days a bit? A little bit. Like a pash. Yeah.

You used to just be able to kiss for hours. It's a selfie. I don't know if everyone heard that. But do you remember those days? Isn't the thought of pashing your partner of 10 years just the most disgusting thing you could ever think of? No. Neither.

No, what the fuck but you just would never well you would just never after you've been kissing for 0.4 of a seat like are we on here like well yeah like you just get straight you're like what are we doing yeah we were i'm so tired like we've spent all this time we've spent all this time kissing like we're getting down to business yeah we've got 12 minutes of fun i don't want to waste 11 of them pashing yeah but i also think like doing like you would if you kiss someone at a party you'd be passion all night yeah that is true you know you would make out yeah like you don't do that so i wonder if people still do that like if we or or was that a fad when we were young? If Tony and I were single again, it would be harrowing because is it fair to say we've been out of the game for so long?

Like our riz is no. I could not. Literally. But, yeah, meeting at a party and just like pashing someone at a – I think in – How do people meet people now? I don't know. The apps.

Do you pash the app? When does the pashing – I don't understand? I don't know. The apps. Do you patch the app? When does the patch? I don't understand. I don't know. But literally, so in like, what, two weeks, Torbs and I have been together officially for 10 years. Doing it for 12. 11, yeah.

Yeah. It was a fun year at the start before they got serious. It has just been. For those who are new here today. It's been such a long, like. And when was the last time you just fully pashed? I don't know. I don't know.

Have you pashed since the GFC? Global fucking. No. Anyway, bit of a PSA for people taking a bad boy out this weekend. The other night. Yeah, what are we talking about? Let me fucking round back around don't say anal again catching someone who's been smoking cigs to be honest back in the day you

taste the vodka on their mouth well yeah you'd just been drinking well in the situations that i'd been in you'd been out and you'd been partying you'd had a few body cruisers or um what is double black the ones that taste like lemonade, like literal lolly water and they just like obliterated you. I wasn't around, like I wasn't 18 yet when it was still a thing to like smoke in clubs and pubs. That was a harrowing time. Not the smoking in clubs.

It was about the two months after they banned it. I think I've told you this before. So the smoke used to cover the smell of sweat and arse. Because imagine you're in a dingy nightclub, everyone's dancing and sweating. Yeah. And so then you take the cigarette smell out and then you just go into a club and you're like, fuck. What kind of smell?

And because it hadn't been an issue, it wasn't a problem that needed solving because it just smelled like cigarette. Ciggies all the time. And then they took the cigarettes out and I went to, is it Ding Dong Lounge? It's like a rock bar. It's a real sweaty, grungy. Right. And I remember walking in and just being like, fuck, this place stinks.

And they took them a few months to go, oh, yeah, we're going to have to put some vents in these places. Yeah, do some air con. Or get one of those. A whirlybird. What's a whirlybird? A whirlybird. What's a whirlybird? A whirlybird. You put them in the ceiling and it vents the air out like what's in a shed.

I more meant the air freshener that's in a taxi. Oh, a magic tree. Yeah. There's just trees everywhere. Trees all around. But so I wasn't around in that time. So the pashing someone with cigarette mouth, that wasn't really a, unless you're out in like the smokers area.

Which Tony was with her bad boys. Fuck, I'm really being exposed here. I don't think liking a bad boy is anything to be ashamed of. Nah, I don't think so. It's why I'm team Edward as well, a bit of a bad boy. Yeah. Anyway. So liking Twilight is the least bad boy thing.

Yeah, so the thing is, is that my version of bad boy is that like that's what I was into. Yeah, like the bad boy from the Disney movies. He's not, it's not a Disney movie. It's summer entertainment. It's not a Disney movie. That's embarrassing. Okay, anyway. I keep saying if you're new here today because I think there's people on YouTube that haven't listened to a podcast.

Tony actually used to date Edward Cullen. What's his name? Well, no. I got catfished by Robert Pattinson. Well, not by him. Not by him. By someone called Rita who's pretending to be Robert Pattinson. And she's over it.

It's fine. It's all good. We're all fine about it. Anyway. Okay. So the other night, Torbs and I were at like a bar near us. Yep. It's like a kind of new local.

We've been there a few times. It's really cool. It's like the vibe is a bit like dark and sexy. So they've got like not a lot of big overhead lights. What's those new things I like talking about? Sconces. Were there a few sconces? I think there are a few sconces, but there's like pendant lights

that drop down over every table and like little candles. So it's like quite dark and sexy and they've got like cool things playing on the TV. Does your skin look great? Yes, probably. When the light is down and it just looks sexy and suddenly you're like, oh. But don't you really feel yourself as well because you're like, ooh, like anything could happen.

It's like dark and moody and cool. What were you wearing? What was I wearing? I was wearing a silk dress, the same one that I was wearing the other week when the thing happened. Yeah silk dress, the same one that I was wearing the other week. Yep. When the thing happened. Yeah.

Yeah, I just wear that a lot. Yeah. Yeah, just like a black silk dress. That's when you know, guys, Tony's got the silk dress out. It's going to be a fucking sexy night. It's going to be a loose one. Well, that's what I was thinking and then something terrible happened. Oh, sorry.

No, so it's like a real sick vibe and they do like different nights during the week. Right. So they do like an open mic night. They do like a, I think they do like a poker night as well. And they also do like board game nights. But there's like a stack of board games in the corner of the bar all the time that you can kind of, you know, when you go to a pub and you're like.

There's fun stuff. Yeah. And you can go, oh, we can play cards and have a drink or whatever. Our local pub used to have paper as tablecloths and crayons. Oh, so you could play Noughts and Crosses and like Hangman or whatever. And it is the most fun. It's really silly but I think it's a nice little thing to kind of like break the ice, especially if you're like on a date

or something. Yeah, that's fun. I was telling Producer Sophie about this the other day. My best friend Aiton and I, we used to go to this pub near us. We'd order a huge nachos and like a jug of Diet Coke and we would sit there and like place categories and we'd sit at the pub and just like drink Diet Coke and eat our nachos and just like sit there all night.

Now, what is the perfect evening for me? A blowjob, a KFC and a 69. First of all, without context, that sounds horrible. We'll put the photo of the license plate here that what you've just described feels like it's a bit of me that's like a like what i don't know what beats that yeah it's pretty good and so we used to do it at the rosemount hotel in perth and yeah like and you could just sit there for hours and i'm so embarrassed we both said shout out at the same time we do it all the time time. I feel like you're trying to impress new friends.

I am. Yeah, and I don't like it. I don't like it either. Don't be that guy. Okay, I'm sorry. You're comfy here with me. You're safe. You're all good.

But, yeah, we used to do that. So, like, board games in a pub, I actually am, like, very for. I think it's really fun. Except that they had Monopoly. Oh. That is not a game for in public. People are their worst when they are playing Monopoly. Yeah.

That is like not a casual game. And it's also not a quick game. It takes forever. And Tony's in a silk dress. She's trying to get laid tonight. Yeah. No one has ever had sex after playing Monopoly because you're so fucked off at your partner.

You're so angry. Yeah, yeah. Torbs literally has banned Monopoly, like the board game in our house. Yeah. He was like, no, I don't want to fight with you. We've played it on the PlayStation, which is good because, like, you're kind of on the same team a little bit. Oh, okay, that's nice.

And also no one has to be the banker. Exactly. Yeah. So it's like takes away the admin of it. That's a fucking, yeah. Isn't that a crazy game to consider playing in public? On a date, terrible for those reasons. Terrible.

In a group situation, terrible because there's always a few snarky little motherfuckers who just ruin it for everyone. Have you ever seen someone flip a fucking? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And you're in public. No. Isn't that a terrible game for in public? Do you let them know? No, but I, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And you're in public. No.

Isn't that a terrible game for in public? Do you let them know? No, but I looked at it and I went, oh, well, obviously not Monopoly. And Torbs goes, fuck no. Like we both just could not agree more. Another thing that I think is something that's not for to be indulged in in public, KFC. That's an at-home food. Yeah.

When people suggest getting KFC as a group, I think, well, obviously not. That is for me being at home, no pants, getting the meat sweats and hopping into bed. KFC BJ69. Exactly. I would like to get sweaty because I've eaten so much popcorn chicken that it's starting to come out of my pores that I can then have a shower, put my retainer in and go to sleep.

I would say that is, there's two places you want to get KFC and what you've just described, again. Perfect night. The other place for KFC. Oh, I don't know if there is one. So this is interesting. Nah, you'll hear this. This is interesting.

I'm not suggesting this would be you. Okay. But I think you this would be you. Okay. But I think you can appreciate if you put yourself into the character. The character. Yeah, okay. Of where this might land. All right. The second best place to have KFC after at home.

Yeah. Is the sneaky KFC that you're not telling anyone else about that you're eating in the car in disgrace. you're not telling anyone else about that you're eating in the car in disgrace so you just get in the drive-thru and just park like at the park or maybe even in the car park actually in the car park it keeps it's too close to the scene of the crime you know like you got to take it elsewhere and then you just like you know i fucking will have a crack at this similar because you're not in public yeah you want to make a bit of a mess. It's private still. I can leave the AC on in the car because of the meat sweat situation. But like imagine, you know, imagine like a guy like my age, young kid at home.

Yeah. Bit of pink you. Yeah. Like a bit of chicken, wife's a Hungry Jacks guy, just need a hit. Yeah. No, and I think like as you said, that's not for me, but I can appreciate that for you. Like whoever.

Or whoever that was. Yeah. I can appreciate that. Yeah. I just, I need to clear my schedule. And I think monopolies like that as well. You can't, there's no such thing as a casual KFC. No such thing as a casual monopoly.

When I had KFC at your house. Imagine if you had a huge fucking bucket of KFC while you were playing Monopoly in a safe place. Oh, in a safe place, yeah. Oh, actually, no, because you can't touch all the money. You've got your KFC fingers. When I had KFC at your house that night, I remember when I came around and we had KFC. Does that mean, is that like a moment for our friendship where you're like,

I am prepared to let you see me at KFC? had KFC. Yeah. Does that mean, is that like a moment for our friendship where you're like, I am prepared to let you see me at KFC? Actually, yes. Yeah. And I think. I think I took it easy as well. I was like, oh, my bit of chicken. Yeah, there was a bit of restraint shared by Tony, which is crazy because I've been to a buffet breakfast with you.

So who are you trying to kid? And I always wear my pajamas as well. So I was actually very well-paid. But if you want to know how Tony and I do KFC, tell me if I'm wrong. This is one of the questions. We're on the way back to your place and we're like, first of all, it's that look, yo. Are we doing this?

Are we doing this, KFC? We've just been filming something as well. We were fucked. Yeah. And then one of the questions was, should we have KFC? And one of us goes, what have we got on tomorrow? That was the question. Not much.

Do we have anything on for the next couple of days? What's happening? What are your movements over the next little while? Do we have much on the next few days? Okay, I think we can do that. I think we should do it. I think we could do that. And we did.

And it was good. And we did, yeah. Yeah, we did. And that was fucking mean, actually. Should we do it after today to celebrate our first YouTube show? I fucking wouldn't say no, actually. And not do Monopoly. We played Monopoly in real life last week in the UK.

Yeah, we did because we went to the Angel Islington. We went to Houston Road, you know. Yeah. We went to all those places. Oxford. Did we go to Oxford? Yeah, Piccadilly, all that shit. I've got to love to see it here, speaking of travel.

Amazing. Article in The Guardian. You know how, do you see on TikTok and Instagram and stuff, I don't know about your algorithm, but often I'll get like a, I don't want to say travel vlogger because that feels like old school, but they're like, check out this new first class seat on Emirates that has the fucking blah, blah, blah. Don't you just live vicariously through them?

But it's like there's regular seat, there's business, which is like obviously pretty luxe. But first class now is like getting a bit fucking crazy. Well, isn't first class not even the firstest class you can get now? Yeah, it's like the next level. Because there's like a bedroom. There's a bedroom. What the hell? You get your own toilet.

In the lounge there's a masseuse. Yeah, it's fucking crazy shit. Do you know what I saw the other day? I thought this was a myth. A plane with a bar on it. I also thought that's a myth. I thought that was just in the Sex and the City number two movie. That as well.

Is she in Austin Powers? No. Sex and the Austin Powers. No, so in Sex and the City 2 when they're going to Abu Dhabi, they all meet at the plane bar. But I didn't know that that was a thing. And in Murder Mystery with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah.

Where are these bars? Which I thought that was a myth, but apparently that's actually a real fucking thing. So apparently to go not business but like first class, your own bar, shower, all this shit from Australia to Los Angeles is like $26,000. What? $26,000? What? $26,000? But here's the thing.

On the Qantas website the other day, there was a glitch and they were accidentally doing it for a 90% discount and it was less than $5,000 return from Australia to LA, LA back to Australia. Less than $5,000 in the fucking private doxy bar, shower thingy-ma-thinger. No. And in the time it took Qantas to figure out

that they'd fucked up something on their website, 300 people had booked and gone. They were just on the website. And they have to honour that because- And they've just gone, fuck yeah. And Qantas have gone, yep, there was an error, but. They have to cop it, sure. Yeah, and they have.

They said as a gesture of goodwill. No. You've booked it. Yeah. As a gesture of goodwill, yeah, we're doing this, and if people have fucked something up, all good. We can give them business class and we'll fix all this stuff, but blah, blah, blah.

We're honouring the 300 people. And don't you fucking love to see that. Fuck, I wish that you were about to say, and I did that and we're going. But here's a question for you, Tony. If you see something like that, and do you reckon you say that and you go, clearly it's a mistake?

Yeah. Or do you just go, oh, because airlines have crazy sales sometimes. Sometimes. But do you go, oh, there must be something wrong? Or do you just go, fucking bang, bang, just do it? Oh, it's only for September. We'll figure it out.

Figure out September. I've actually done this before, not with airline flights, but a glitch that I took advantage of when I actually, yeah, when I bought my AirRap, my Dyson AirRap. They're expensive, eh? They're really expensive, like $600 or $700 at the time. They were really, really new. And this website had it up for $500.

Yeah. And already I was like, what a magnificent discount. Yeah. And then they were allowing accidentally like stacking codes. So there was like, it was like a click frenzy day and it hadn't disabled the fact that you could stack codes and i ended up getting it for like 250 dollars which like is maybe not the right thing to do maybe a little bit advantageous but yeah that's fucking pretty good. So I endorse it.

Yeah. You've got to. What do you love to see? I've got to love to see here that I just texted you, Ryan. I saw this online. The caption is, in 2019, I wrote my phone number on a Jenga piece at a hostel in Iceland, and today I received this photo. Can you see what I just sent you?

That is sick. And it's like a group. There's like, what, 25 people sitting there and they're all sitting around the table playing Jenga, obviously, at this hostel. Like, whose number is this? We should text this bitch. And they go, let's just give it a bell and see if they answer.

I love that. And they got this photo. Isn't that so sweet? Maybe we should put your phone number in the comments today and see how many people photograph you. We don't do that. We don't fuck with phone numbers. But it's a double-edged sword because look how beautiful, like, I mean.

Yeah, I mean, getting one photo once is different to putting my phone number on YouTube, I think. Yeah, well, even that time I said call me during our live stream. Yeah, and you didn't even give out your number on the thing. It was just like, if you've got Ryan's number. If you've accidentally got my number over the journey, call me now. It wasn't that a harrowing 45 minutes. Yeah just like, if you've got Ryan's number. If you've accidentally got my number over the journey, call me now. I'm listening to Hannah in 45 minutes. Yeah.

So, but I thought this was so sweet. Don't you love to see that? It is fucking cute. We'll pop the photo up on the screen so you can see it. But really cute. When we were in the UK, we were talking about you having a passport personality and you wanting to like promote that term. Others called it the global glow.

Someone said holiday sauce. What was the other one? Holiday sauce? What's holiday sauce? Hollandaise? Hollandaise sauce. What did someone else call it? I don't think anyone said holiday sauce.

Holiday identity. They have a holiday identity. How did you get holiday sauce out of that, mate? You need some KFC. I'm only ever two thoughts away from hollandaise sauce. Actually, same. Actually, same. I went to the post office yesterday, right,

and it's right next to this cafe and it's kind of like it's just a low-key cafe. Okay. And they definitely use that hollandaise sauce from the box. The K-N-O-R-R is the brand, and that's the one that they use at Dome. Yep. And I just walked past as someone was getting delivered an Eggs Benny, and I thought, should I fucking stuff in here and have a little burp? Did you?

I didn't. I wanted to. If I wasn't getting KFC already, I'd do it. So the other day, Tony and I both ordered Eggs Benedict, the same, like the same order. We just said, yep, two Eggs Benedicts. And the waitress comes over. It's just the two of us at the table.

She's holding two Eggs Benedict and just goes, who had the Eggs Benedict? The Eggs Benedict. And we're like. And both of us wanted to die. And I just went, oh, thank you. And she goes, so. Eggs Benedict?

Eggs Benedict? Eggs Benedict? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like one here. Like it was insane. We were both very polite. Yeah. But we both went, there's two people.

You're holding two. But also I said thank you. They're both exactly the same. As if to indicate like. Just put them on the table. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Correct.

Yes. Who are they? Yeah. Oh, and which thank you. Correct. Yes. Who are they? Yeah, and which one were you having, sir? What did she think? Both of them were for you? Or both of them were for me? Like. Who had the two eggs, Benedict?

And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, both right here. Thank you so much. That's so awkward. What I was getting about with the passport personality. Yes. And looking at these people in Iceland is isn't doing a communal game with a few drinks at a backpack. At a hostel, yeah, yeah.

Just a really different kind. Aren't you at your best as a human in that environment? I think so. And they all look so happy. They're all happy, go lucky, making friends. A few of them are probably going to get fingered later. And love that for them. Couldn't have loved it more.

Yeah. So I love to see that. And no Monopoly to be seen. Yeah, that's why they're all so happy because there's And no Monopoly to be seen. No Monopoly. Yeah, that's why they're all so happy because there's no fucking Monopoly scene. They're playing Jenga. Maybe they should have Jenga in that bar. Or is that too...

Jenga's noisy though, isn't it? Yeah, but it's like exciting. Like when it crashes down, it fucking... Yeah, but that's like... Everyone gets excited. Yeah? Well, if you see someone playing Jenga,

you're like, fuck, he's going to crash that. There is a lot of buy-in. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, okay. Maybe we should start a Jenga channel. Maybe I'll send them a someone playing Jenga, you're like, fuck, he's going to crash that. There is a lot of buy-in. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah, okay. Maybe we should start a Jenga channel. Maybe I'll send them a box of Jenga. Who's that?

It's Nord Bar in Preston for anybody playing along at home. It's on your local. If there's Jenga there next week, you know where it came from. And check the pieces for phone numbers. Yeah. Thank you so much for listening. If you've been listening or watching. It'll be Sophie's phone number.

Oh, yeah. I'm not putting's phone number. Oh, yeah. I'm not putting mine up there. Sophie, get ready. What do you want? And I'm going to be like, do your best Chewbacca impression. And Sophie's going to get all these photos like. Can we actually do that? That was really good.

Nah. First was better, but still great. Still great. I think we should send the Nordbalsam Jenga with a phone number. Should we? And a request for Chewbacca's. Nah. First was better, but it's still great. Still great. I think we should send the Nordbasm Jenga with a phone number and a request for Chewbacca's. We're not going to do the phone number, but let's send them some Jenga. We'll send them a Jenga. We'll send them that giant Jenga that we used during the tarp-a-thon.

Yeah, because Lord knows we need to get it out of the office. It's taken up a lot of space. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually a huge liability for us. We have to go. Love you so much. Love you. Thank you for watching. Thank liability for us. We have to go. Love you so much. Love you. Thank you for watching.

Thank you for listening. See you on Monday. Love you. Oh, if you've never listened before and this is your first one, there's about 700 episodes that you can listen to and catch up. They're all pretty good. Some of them are better than others. Lead to how we got to this amazing moment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love you so much. Bye. See you tonight. See you. Nod bar. Nod bar.