Toni and Ryan - Pet VS Partner

Episode Date: March 8, 2022

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Hello? Hello, is that Jess? It is. Jess, it is. What? Usually we ask a question. What do we ask? What should we ask?

What are we doing? What colour is your favourite? Would you approve this podcast, Jess? Yes, I will. Yay! But also, what is your favourite? Would you approve this podcast, Jess? Yep. Yes, I would. Yay! But also, what is your favourite colour? Blue. Okay, see you, Jess.

Now, Jess, what do you do for a living? I'm a zookeeper. Oh, my God. What the fuck? Is that a real job? It is. I'm actually with the koalas right now. What?

Yeah. Prove it. Put him on. I can't. I wish I could, but they don't really speak. Now, lots of people from around the world listen to this podcast, and I know people from not Australia are fascinated by koalas. So what do people from overseas ask about koalas the most?

Like what can we tell people from outside Australia? Oh, probably that you don't really get chlamydia from them like everyone thinks you do. That's a good one. Yeah, that is a good one because that was going to be my first question. So they're not the root rats that we assume they are? With each other they are, but you know, not with us. Not to us.

Play your cards right. Is it true, Jess, that you need a license to hold a koala? I can't just hold one. Isn't that a thing that you can't just like hold a koala? You can in Queensland and South Australia. So if you come visit me, then I'll give you all the perks.

Oh, I get you. And he gets me to koala as well. Yeah. Wow. So are they actually like cuddly and fun or do they just like want to claw you? Well, wild ones, they want to claw you. But like ones we have here, like some of them don't mind being cuddled and stuff by staff. Like when we feed them out in the morning, they might come down for a cuddle.

But generally, no, they're not really cuddly animals. So on today's episode, we're discussing would you choose a pet over a partner? Absolutely. Yeah, okay, thank you. She didn't even give it a second. Yeah, didn't even need to worry about it. I'm with you, Jess.

Some people are saying, oh, no, but my husband's important to me. Lies. Straight lies. Jess, that is so's important to me. Lies. No. Straight lies. Jess, that is so fucking interesting. I absolutely love it. And what a koala-ty chat we've had. It is a koala-ty chat. Hey, it's Jess from the Koala Enclosure in Queensland,

and I approve this podcast. Welcome to a hump day. Hump day. Of the Tony and Ryan podcast. Yeah, it's always hump day when we're together. No, okay. I'm married, mate. You should start respecting that. Mate, I'm not married. That doesn respecting that hey I'm not married

that doesn't mean that I can have sex with you oh you're not married on my mistake get on over here sweetheart yeah don't worry about it

today well later not right now because you're talking now sure but later a beautiful post in our Facebook group

has gone a little bit viral but I think that there's a conspiracy But later, a beautiful post in our Facebook group has gone a little bit viral. But I think that there's a conspiracy. I need to talk about it. Are you a conspiracy theorist now? No, but I do love watching conspiracy docos on Netflix and stuff, yeah. YouTube's a bit more grimy and less factual, which makes it better. I never even think to watch.

You mention YouTube a lot. I never even think to watch. You mention YouTube a lot. I never think to mention YouTube, to watch YouTube. Because you can put it on, you just push the button on your phone and watch it on the TV. Oh, well, we've got a smart TV, so it's got a YouTube button. Oh, jeez. It's got a YouTube button on it. Must be nice, mate.

It's even easier. But I never ever think to, like, look at YouTube for something to watch. Really? No, it just never crosses my mind. Like, I'm like, oh, Netflix, Stan, Disney Plus, whatever. What would you like to watch on YouTube? Well, I don't know. There might be all these people that you would love and just vibe

and you've just never even thought of it. Definitely there is. What's Alison Roman, your lady, does she have a YouTube channel? Oh, she does actually. I watch her YouTube. Yeah. Alison Roman, your lady, that's very sweet. I do love her very much.

If anyone has a YouTube recommendation for Tony Lodge, send it through. Could that be our thread for the day? Yeah, YouTube recommendations. I used to watch like Loz Curtis and stuff like a few YouTube makeup people and stuff like that. And I look up tutorials on YouTube, but I would never probably go there to watch like content. I like house tours.

See, you and I actually, we've watched those. What's the Binging with Babish and stuff? What's that called? Architectural Digest. That's good. And even Binging with Babish himself, great YouTuber. Great YouTuber. He's awesome.

Yeah, the food is awesome. I just find it really hard to watch food-based things because it makes me so fucking hungry. Is that the point? Probably not to make you hungry, but yeah, nah, it is tough. Like if we watch like the Great British Bake Off or whatever. There's cakes in your face. Like you just get so hungry for sweet stuff.

Yeah, nah, I feel that. Yeah, and cake as well. Sweet stuff. Play cards, right? Normal or nah? My favourite. I love this. Normal or nah? Loving your I love this. Normal or nah?

Loving your pet more than your partner. Normal. I don't even have a pet, but normal. Normal, normal, normal, normal, normal. Lynn Sanchez. Hi, Lynn. Message through. She's a tarper.

I dated a guy who told me it's me or the dog. And Lynn reacted like I would with, well, pack your stuff up, sweet cheeks, and I'll call you a cab. Literally, didn't even have to think about it. He was like, I just, no, I don't really get along with the dog. I don't want it in my space. I think you're going to have to get rid of him if this is going to be a thing. And she just went, oh, no. See you later, bud. And he left and she never spoke to him ever again. Do we know the circumstances of their relationship? They were dating. So it was early days.

But it was getting to the point of like, oh, whose house? We're going to spend the more time at? Like make or break kind of time. Are we doing that? And it was like, well, the dog's a bit of an issue. And she's like, well, fucking see you later, bud. Because devil's advocate, when you're dating, it's a lot easier to make a decision like that because you go, well, the dog's been in my life longer.

I know that it's going to be in my life longer than you probably will be because I think you know in the beginning of a relationship whether it's going to last a year or 10 or 50. You reckon? I think so. I think you kind of get a bit of an insight. If you've got any kind of questions around it, I think it's easier to make a decision.

What coloured glasses am I normally? Rose-coloured glasses. Yeah, that's true. Everything I see, every house I visit, I'm like, oh, I could live here the rest of my life. Every time I meet someone, oh, they're my new best friend. We'll get married and probably have 15 babies with that person. Did you think that about me?

Yeah. That's sweet. Yeah. And I'm usually wrong. that's great um then reality kicks in oh god but like with you and bridget yeah straight away you're married yep so it's like it is what it is we're together forever exactly and i knew that from the moment i saw her but what i'm saying is at this point in your relationship, it would be different to make that kind of decision whether,

say, you brought home a dog. Well, Bridget brought home a dog. She rescued when we lived apart for a bit because we were working in separate states. She got BJ for company. Yeah. But say, like, so you and Bridget are married and you have BJ. Say that you brought home a dog.

You're like, I just loved it. And Bridget was like, well, we can't have two dogs for whatever reason, that it wasn't going to work for you guys. You didn't have the space or whatever. It would be a lot harder in that situation to say it's me or the dog, I think. I think me, the new dog, and BJ would get along just fine. But you couldn't do that because you're, like, married to Bridget. I think there's, you know.

I think you're misunderstanding the question. No. You're Tony Lodge. I think it just. Normal or nah? It can't be that black and white. Loving your pet more than your partner. If you think anything is getting between me and BJ the dog,

my beautiful Kelpie, you are sorely mistaken. I don't think it can be that black and white. I just don't. I think that you- You're in the market for a dog. Is that true? Are we allowed to put that on the record? Oh, yeah.

You're thinking about getting a dog? I think that probably by the end of the year we'll have a dog, yeah. Depending on circumstances of life, obviously. Within seven days of that dog arriving to your house, I'm going to re-ask you this question. And if you even remember Torbs' name, I'll be real surprised. Yeah, my housemate. That bloke in the other room.

Courtney Clark says, I use my husband as a human shield to protect my dog. If there's ever something like, oh, quick, there could be a car accident. Quick. She, like, gets the husband to shield the dog because heaven forbid anything happened to that dog. And she goes, without hesitation, she would boot her husband to the curve and do anything for that dog. And she goes, without hesitation, she would boot her husband

to the curb and do anything for that dog. Courtney, I am with you. The way that you would for your child because it's the same. Who do you think? Oh, that's going to fire people up. Who do you think? Fuck no. Easy choice.

Who do you think hugs me more? Oh, BJ, 100%. Who do you think I hug more in any given day? BJ. 100%. Bridget's in the top two hug more in any given day? BJ. 100%. Bridget's in the top two of people in my house that hug me. Only in your house. Only in my house.

You can't include my house. No. Brittany Storm says, my partner. Brittany may as well be my wife, Bridget, this comment. God, you're bloody all over the place today. My partner greets the dog before me every single day when he gets home from work. He walks in, plays with the dog, gives him a kiss,

gives him a cuddle and then sees me and goes, oh, hey. But do you know why that is? Why? Because when was the last time you ran up to the door and went, I'm so happy to see you. I do that to Bridge every day she gets home. No, you don't. No, you fucking don't.

But as soon as the dog is like there, it's wagging its tail, it's fucking pumped to see you because you're its whole world. Yeah, me and BJ are each other's whole world. I'm coming back around. I think you can fuck your wife off. Thank you. See you, Bridget. Whenever I'm on the couch with the dog,

my husband comes over and kisses and cuddles the dog and then sits there. Oh, I want a dog so bad. Come around and hang out with BJ. He hasn't seen you for a few days. There's just nothing nicer than a little snuggle with a dog. Yeah, we snuggled in bed this morning. Tanya, I was dating for a few weeks and we'd spent a few nights together

with this person she was dating for a few weeks and we'd spent a few nights together with this person she was dating. When she told me that she hates dog hair, so it came up after a few sleepovers, Tanya's new girl doesn't like dog hair, hates it on the floor, hates it in the bed, but my dog, Aggie, we do everything together. We are inseparable. We swim together. We shop together. We are inseparable. We swim together. We shop together.

We sleep in the same bed. So when my girlfriend told me I don't like the dog hair, I said, well, this is the dog's house. It's not my house and the dog lives here. This is our house. And if you want to stay here, you'll have to get used to that. The girlfriend said, I totally understand and left. Now this is a photo of Tanya and her dog, Aggie.

Look at Aggie. Look at Aggie's eyes looking up at Tanya because they know they're best friends. If anyone in the TARPers group, in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group or anywhere online. Anywhere on the internet. If someone on the internet suggests for a moment they would pick their partner over their pet, you can fuck right off. Yeah, it's a fucking, it's a hard one.

Pack your stuff up, sweet cheeks, and tell it walking. Sweet cheeks. Yep, I have aged 60 years with my insults. Yeah, I think I'm coming back around because the dog, it's unconditional. We've kind of gone to dogs rather than pets. BJ and I have seen each other poo. Torbs and I have as well, so it would be no different for a dog.

Bridget and I know. No, I know, I know. Because we're not that tight, obviously. Yeah, you don't get along that well. But, you know, BJ is a different story. It just occurred to me that Bridget listens to the podcast. I mean, she would say the same about Bronson. Yeah.

Actually, should we call her? No. Did you just have to look up her number? I don't know. I'm looking up her number now. I don't know what it is. What? Off by heart.

Oh, we've talked about this before. You don't love her. I bet you know BJ's number. Hello, Bridget speaking. Just a quick question. If you had to choose between me or the dog BJ, who would you choose? I guess I'd have to choose you. Well, that's the wrong answer.

All right, see you later. That was bold. Do you have to call back? Obviously, after the episode, I will call back and tell her not to listen to the episode and especially anything I've mentioned in the last eight minutes. It was cute that she pretended to pick you, though, wasn't it? That was a nice touch. Yeah, that's how you know it's love.

Hey, it's Jess from the Koala Enclosure in Queensland and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Tomorrow on the show, back with popular demand. How do you say that sentence? Back by popular demand. Back by popular demand. People other than me have asked to test Tony. New, cool, calm, collected, unflappable Tony.

We'll see about that because people are sent through a few things that they're fine with but might annoy you slightly. Yeah, because you did this to me last week with things like never having charged your phone. I have charged it. I just know when it's on 8% it's still got a fair bit to go. Okay. So that is tomorrow. Thank you to the Champion Tapas who have messaged their ideas through.

And here's a couple of them. Rowdy Hilmer, Josh Tyler Brunk, Josh Teddem, and a shout-out to Becky Lamb as well. Thank you so much. Oh, Becky Lamb. Yeah, friend of the show. One of the OGs. Yeah, she is.

What a lord. Yeah. Speaking of OGs, we have a beautiful pregnancy announcement. Really? In our Facebook group. Is it us? Ah. In our Facebook group. Is it us? Ah. In our Facebook group.

Caitlin Holloway posted in the group. It's very, very sweet. Just thought you guys should all know my tarpa wife and I, hopefully they have their own accounts. My tarpa wife and I are expecting two tiny tarpas in June. This is so cute. Set up for success with their own signature Tony Lodge cotton on denim jackets.

Oh, my God. And she posted a picture. The two little denim jackets. And it's two tiny, like, children's denim jackets on coat hangers. Will they get little striped T-shirts as well to go onto the denim jacket? You are actually wearing your classic Tony Lodge outfit today. I'm literally wearing the outfit.

My hair's in a barn. I've got the denim jacket, my glasses. Tony Lodge. You could not look more like Tony Lodge if you tried. Yeah, I would win a Tony Lodge competition today. I'm literally wearing the outfit. My hair's in a bun. I've got the denim jacket, my glasses. Tony Lodge. You could not look more like Tony Lodge if you tried. Yeah, I would win a Tony Lodge competition at the moment. You would hope so. Yeah. Might I say, though, you dressed differently yesterday

and you looked great yesterday. Oh, thank you. I did dress a bit differently yesterday. I was wearing like a white linen button-up, which I got food all over. Fucking so embarrassing. You dressed up, though. It was good.

Was it good? Yeah. Thank you. So, by the way, if they're little tarpa babies arriving in June, if it's June 28th, it'll be the same as me. Not telling Caitlin and her partner what to aim for, but I mean if they're going to be tarpa babies. I mean, her and her wife, surely they could fit it in.

They've got nothing else on. And I'm sure the priority is nailing the date. Yeah, and all she's got to do is organise, you know, and you'd want it to be in this financial year. I mean, imagine the tax implications of it being next year. The tax implications of July 1 would just be a nightmare. Is that a thing in places that aren't Australia? The financial year starting July 1?

No, I know in the US it's like April. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I like that ours is in July. Bang in the middle. Thank you. Yeah, and June 30 just sounds great as a day that you need to have all your paperwork together. Anyway,

so after Caitlin posted that, I approved it immediately because I thought, how fucking cute. So cute. And the little denim jackets, and you're actually wearing a blue denim jacket and a white t-shirt at the moment. Look at us go. We've couple dressed again. We're both. Fuck, we need to get a roster. We're doing the Tony dressing right now.

Would I win a Tony lookalike contest today? No, you're way better looking than me. I was asking if I was fishing for a compliment. I got one. Yeah, you got one. Hey, hey, don't take yourself short, mate. You're all right. Thank you.

That's sweet. No, that. No, sorry. The click will suffice, not the sound it makes when it comes back at you. But that's not me, everyone. Okay. Anyway. All Tony.

So Caitlin posted this right after I had seen another post on Instagram. Bec Judd, who is a media personality in Australia. So her and her husband, Chris Judd, he's like a fucking legendary football player, AFL player. They have four children. So they've got a son and a daughter and twin boys. And every time she posts on Instagram of the twins, she'll write like hashtag this is Darcy or hashtag this is Tom

to like tell the difference. Right. And she posted this thing the other day of a picture of them as a baby, of one of them as a baby. Yep. And the caption was, I have no idea what twin this is. Right. Which leads me to the conspiracy.

I forgot this was a conspiracy. You can find it on YouTube. When parents have twins, understand that and i'm not about to say something about the twin shame no no no i'm not about to say something crazy like all twins look the same because they don't even identical twins they've got like little things about them that make them look different whether it's like a freckle or their nose kind of bends in a different way or whatever. But that kind of thing, you wouldn't really see that until like maybe, what, four or six months a year?

I had mates who were twins when I was younger and, like, they were pretty much identical but in a, like, I knew them apart. Yeah. Like they could never, like, trick me because I'm like, no. Yeah, because you get to know them and you see them all the time. So a parent would be the same. But I don't think that those little things, like those little difference. Yeah.

So what's your conspiracy? So my conspiracy is say you've got two twins. You name them Bill and Ben. Bill and Ben. Surely at some point Bill's going to end up being Ben, Ben's going to end up being Bill because they dress them the same. Wouldn't that be so stressful and confusing as a parent? But wouldn't the kids know who's who?

No, not when they're fucking six months old. So you're saying, and I'm not 100% shutting your conspiracy down here. Thank you. So you're just saying that, what was it, Bill and Ben? Bill and Ben. At some stage when they're crawling around on the floor, they look the same. Who's to say? Mum falls asleep for 30 seconds, micro sleep.

They switch spots. They fucking switch around. They're wearing the same outfit because they always dress them the same. Do they get branded? Okay. Mike, I've got another question. Do you draw on one of them? Well, but you can't do that every day.

Just right on the back of their foot. Underneath. Like Andy on Toy Story. I'd say it would be annoying. What? Is it for you just wrote a big B on one of them and then realised it was Bill and Ben and didn't help you at all. Or B for baby. So you're saying that, you know, heaven forbid,

30 years later Bill is marrying the person of his dreams. Yeah, but that's actually Ben. And they go to sign the paperwork and that's – Ben's lived his whole life as a lie. Yes. It was Bill all along. Yes. What if one of them got done for fraud?

Okay, so then I – right, okay, so this is my next question. Bill, you're going to jail. I'm actually Ben. We switched it to my own soul. I was crawling in Mum's lounge room. She was micro-sleeping. She was micro-sleeping. I was crawling in mum's lounge room.

She was micro-sleeping. She was micro-sleeping. When you're born, do they, like, take your blood or your DNA or whatever? Wouldn't it be the same? And put it? No. They're twins. No, because your DNA is yours. Your makeup, your, like, genetic.

Yeah, the only person that could ever possibly have the same as you would probably be, like, I don't know, an identical twin. And that's not the case, I don't think. You're doing your research here. Let's say that it's not. Let's say that your DNA is different. I don't think they tested at birth, though. They don't put it on file.

But do they? Because imagine, right, if Bill and Ben, they switch. So Bill is now Ben and Ben is now Bill. Bill grows up, eats the whole apple, does armed robbery. Yeah. Right? Cornhole. And he goes to prison, but they're actually like,

oh, that was the other one. It was the evil twin all along. My mind's blown. But Ben has been living as, moonlighting as Bill because the mother was micro-sleeping or the father was micro-sleeping. Somebody at some point point they switched lives. It's like the fucking parent trap.

Let me take you into the back of my brain. Yeah, okay. Take me all the way in. 25 minutes ago, you said to me, I think I have a conspiracy theory about twins. Yep. I thought, here we fucking go. Yep.

What load of shit is going to come my way? Yep. I'm with you, bro. Thank you. This has never happened. I am freaking the fuck out. Yes. All my twin friends that I know.

What is true? One might be Bill. One might be Ben. You don't know. Because if one of them got done for murder, then wouldn't the other one actually be the one? I regret screaming. Because on the birth certificate, it would say Bill and have that blood,

but actually Ben is living with the blood. Do twins have the same blood types? No, I don't. But the blood type isn't what is important. Like, you know, in Making a Murderer how they find the specks of blood, but it turns out that there was, like, the pierced thing in the vial and it could have been that they got Teresa's blood, like, later. One of my good friends, Vicky, is a twin and I was like,

let's call her and ask and then I realised her. She wouldn't know. Well, who knows if I'm calling her. Well, actually maybe we would because her twin is Max. Oh, okay. How do you know? Well, there's a few standout features. Yeah, but I mean if you had twins that had different genitals,

that would be easier to keep track. I would have thought so. But she wouldn't know. Like say that she had an identical twin that like at birth they had the same genitals, they could have easily gotten swapped. Do we need to have a sit-down expose with twins? I think that we should talk to fucking Netflix about it, to be honest, and say that I think this is a show.

Well, there's a show called Three Identical Strangers. Have you seen that? No. What's that? What's that? Should I write it down? Absolutely. This is my recommendation for the day and don't fucking

at me with my terrible recommendations. Ooh, okay. What is it called? Three. Identical Strangers. It might be called different things in different countries. Basically, and I don't want to spoil it, three identical triplets put up for adoption.

Do you know them? Were they in your orphanage? Were you in an orphanage? Were you like Madeline? I was Madeline. But were you in an orphanage? Did you grow up and like? For a little bit.

How long? Well, I joined my mum and dad when I was 10 weeks old. Oh, my God. Okay. So you weren't like a kid in an orphanage? No, but I was like, you know, on the shelf with the other babies, just waiting to be picked up. What's that guy going for?

Does that feel like triggering to talk about? Sorry. That's pretty crazy. You will be triggered if you watch his show though. Oh, my God. Okay, yep. Because the three triplets. They all get put up for adoption.

And they all get placed into different families and not told that they're triplets. Like Parent Trap. The twins don't know that they've got a twin. They don't know anything. Which I believe as someone from the adoptee community, it's pretty fucked up. That's fucked.

If you're a twin, you should be able to grow up with your twin. If you're a triplet, you should be able to, you and your bros, grow up together. Yes, Tony Lodge. I have a question. Do you feel the same about siblings? It depends on the circumstances.

But I'd say any way there are ways to keep them together. But with siblings, there's years apart, so there's obviously, you can't make that decision because you don't know there's another birth coming. No, no, no. But say, like, you and I were brother and sister. We got put up for adoption and we were in the orphanage together. Yeah, stick together.

They should keep you together. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they split them up and then they find each other at age 20. What? Were they working at Coles and the other one walked in and went, hey, we look exactly the fucking same. So one of them goes to university and is a bit of a man about campus,

you know, one of the cool guys. Big dog, yeah. He moves uni. Is this in Australia? No. Oh. It's in New York, US somewhere. Oh.

And so then one of the other brothers turns up to uni. It's his first day there. But everyone's like, what up, bro? Good to see you, dog. How you been? And he's like, why is everyone being so friendly and familiar? Because they're like, because you can imagine you come back for second year uni and everyone's like, remember that party last year, bro? How you been? How's the fam? And he's like, what is going on?

And then he's like, I don't actually know what you're talking about. And then they find out and they're like, holy crap. And there's this big news story like these twins have been found. It's an amazing story. Meanwhile, downtown, some guy picks up a newspaper and it's like these twins have been found and he goes, they look exactly the same as I do and they have the same birthday and were adopted on the same date. They're not twins. They're triplets.

But there's a conspiracy that goes on and I won't spoil it for you, but everything where they get placed into adoption, no mistakes. Very deliberate and, yeah. Well, Torbs and I were going to go fucking watch Batman tonight, but we're watching that instead. Watch that. Watch that. Holy fuck.

Oh, my God. I can't watching that instead. Watch that. Watch that. Holy fuck. Oh, my God. I can't believe that. That's fucked. You would just, isn't there another one where it's like the twins and one of them like forgets its life? Yeah, that's Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen. Full house. No, isn't there a, like it's not a conspiracy,

but it's like a documentary and, like, one of the brothers, like, it's like twin brothers and one of them forgets about their life and the other one's, like, a bit naughty or something? If anyone knows what I'm talking about, please put it in the thing. I think the conclusion of this is that all twins and triplets are murderers and the other one is going to jail.

Yeah, because they get framed because the blood sample taken at birth is being mixed up because of the microsleep. Case closed. If anybody has any insight, I know that at the beginning of this... I don't want to know because I feel like there'll be a very obvious thing that proves it all wrong and I don't want to hear it. Yeah, and it's probably people being like, they definitely don't take your blood when

you're born. But I know that we asked for YouTube recommendations at the beginning. Also twin chat. Also twin chat. Yeah, please. Oh, my love to see it is extremely related to what we were just talking about. Mine too. It's a family based one.

Oh, fucking you go then. No, you go. No, you go. Oh, well, my love to see it is that the WA border is finally open. Oh, yes. And Kiwis are finally allowed back into New Zealand without isolating. And it's been great seeing families reuniting. And you were just telling me the other day that,

because Bridget, your wife, her family is all in New Zealand. We're about to head back over there. She hasn't been able to see them for ages. And I love to see that. After a year of the pandemic, my sister-in-law was a bit sick and I went home to kind of give them a hand. And seeing them after only, you know, like 14 months or whatever was fucking insane.

So three years, I just, oh, your fucking heart just melts when you watch those airport videos, doesn't it? They get me, the airport videos. Oh, fuck, they kill me. But you love to see it. You love to see it. I got a DM. Through in the wing.

From a twin. My twin brother. They're murdered. Someone murdered them. Yo. Oh. My name is... Yeah, no.

Wild intro. Okay. For someone you've never met. Yo. Yo. Yo. My name is Ryan John Dunn too. That's pretty funny.

I got bored and looked up who shares my name. And I guess it's you. Says this random dude from the US. John's pretty funny. I got bored and looked up who shares my name and I guess it's you. Says this random dude from the US. John with no H. He's got an H in there. And he goes, so I looked you up and found your Instagram. By the way, your stuff is actually kind of funny.

Thanks, Ryan John Dunn. All the best. Ryan John Dunn. How would you respond to that, by the way? This is actually kind of funny. Well, thanks. I said yep. I would have left it in requests. Would you?

You would. But when you see a request come through from Ryan John Dunn, I was like, was I drunk last night and messaged myself? Did I make another Instagram? It's an only friend. It's a close friend's Instagram. Yeah, and he's like, oh, we're just a couple of Ryan Dunns. I was like, huh, yep, just you, me and the guy from Jackass.

Yeah. May he rest in peace. Maybe you'll have to say it was better than mine. Yeah, yeah. And I don't think that they're related at all. Oh, the same name. Twins. Yeah, I get it.

Sorry, I didn't see the correlation there. Yeah, cool, cool. Okay. Well, tomorrow we're talking about the movie Friends With Benefits. If you haven't seen it, watch it tonight. We're talking about it tomorrow. It's fucking fantastic. Justin Timberlake, hot or not?

Not for me. Not for you? Not for me. Ripped in this movie, though. Yeah, he's pretty hot in the movie, but I can appreciate it, but it's not for me. Mila Kunis? She also seems just like a lovely girl. Just throw that one in there. And a great actor as well. Oh, he's pretty hot in the movie but I can appreciate it but it's not for me. Mila Kunis? She also seems just like a lovely girl.

And a great actor. Oh, she seems nice. Have you watched Black Swan? She's great in that. She is great in that. We'll see you tomorrow. Meow La Kunis. Meow La Kunis.

Make sure you watch Friends with Meowna Fits tonight.