Toni and Ryan - Poo Positive Workplace

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

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I believe it's pronounced Jackie. But let's see how she answers. Really early in Perth at the moment. Yeah. Hello. Bonjour Jacques. Hello, who are we speaking with? It's Jackie. Oh, Jackie. Hello. Bonjour Jacques. Hello. Who are we speaking with?

It's Jackie. Oh, Jackie. Shame, shame, shame. If there's ever been more of a fall from Grace, I'm imagining this very, very beautiful like French person. It's just Jackie from WA. Just really average Jackie. Jackie, how is the dry-

Now you sound like a hot Jackie, if to be fair. And I know that it's very early there at the moment. How is the dry hate this morning in Perth? Yeah, it's dry. And I actually forgot about this call. I was lying in bed just thinking about, Oh God, I've got to get ready for work. Do you know what?

I can't believe that people are up at this time without knowing that this call was coming and less than that, but answering it. Yeah. Would you answer a phone call this hour? No way. No. But I just wouldn't answer a phone call that I wasn't expecting anyway. Yeah.

Actually, normally I'm already halfway to work by this time of the morning. I'm normally on the train. Oh my God. Oh, so you're running late. Yeah, no, I'm going to work from home today. Oh, yeah. Take a load off, Jackie. You're working so hard.

You relax, mate. You just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, No, I'm going to work from home today. Mate, you just really put your feet up. Take it all in. Oh, good. All right. Not Jack. Will you approve this podcast?

Oh, I suppose so. If I'm asked. Hey, it's Jackie from Perf and I approve this podcast. Happy hump day to you. Happy hump day to you. Happy Hump Day to you. Happy Hump Day. That was a beautiful harmony at the end. Thank you.

Yeah. It's a Hump Day harmony. Third harmony. We work from home. That's fifth harmony. What did I say? Third. Oh, fuck.

Close. Clos- pretty close. I've got some wild news today. Like- Wild news? Strap your cowboy hats on because shit's getting wild on this planet we live in. I'm wearing a cap. Would you like me to try and find a cowboy hat? There is a glitter cowboy hat sitting behind Sophie. Sophie, throw that over. Is it now?

We're doing it now? Yeah. Cause I reckon I can blow that thing off your head. I thought she was right there. that over? Is it now? We're doing it now? Cause I reckon I can blow that thing off your head. I thought she was right there. Thank you very much, Sophie. Are you going to hat on hat? Oh no. Oh wow. Yeah. I think with the lights in here, it's just really sparkling as well.

Looks good. Fuck. That looks real good. That's who I am. I think maybe that is who you are. Can you imagine though, if I just started wearing a cowboy hat, like daily. Like I saw a guy the other day wearing like a really like, like it's like every day he's made a decision, you know? Or cause it's a bit different.

A cowboy hat's a bit different to like an Acoubra. Yeah, but no, this was like a- Like if you wore an Acubra all the time, you go, oh, you obviously work out in the sun. It was like a little leather top hat. And I went, okay. I did actually get a Facebook memory the other day of me wearing a fedora. Um, and how'd you feel about that?

A cane fedora. Yeah. I mean, I'll find the photo. No, it's okay. It's all good. Oh, okay. Anyway, you're going to blow this cowboy hat off my head. Cowboy emoji.

And it's not like a challenge. I just think you'll think this is wild. Yeah. I only just found out that an XXL shirt and a 2XL shirt are not the same thing. What? Yes, they are. No. XX too. I do maths. shirt and a two XL shirt and not the same thing. What? Yes, they are. XX too.

I do maths. What do you mean? How are they not the same? X, X And XXL is slightly bigger, regular shape. A two XL is made from a plus size like frame. Cause I will order t-shirts as a two XL guy, assuming it's the same fucking thing. And I'll just, you know how sometimes I go, Oh, just doesn't fit right. And obviously all sizes are different. That's a whole lot of fucking thing.

That's my thing. Right. Cause you, if this isn't standardized, it just doesn't fit right. And obviously all sizes are different. That's a whole lot of fucking thing. That's my thing. Right. Cause you, if this isn't standardized, cause no sizing is. So I'm like, that might be true for whatever brand has like put this out, but that can't be true for everyone. Right. Apparently they're separate. And it's like, cause there's a news article, like no one realizes this, but.

So say again, so the, the XXL is a little bit different than the XL. The XXL is basically an XL, but a bit bigger each direction, but a two XL is actually like a different shape and a bit longer in a different cut. That is, that actually is crazy. Are we sure? I mean, I think though that I've just been burned by so many places that sizing is so irregular, especially like in the like ladies sizes, which is a fucking yarn anyway, but like, cause it's like a slimmer thing.

So then you, if, if I've bought like from the men's section, then it's like a bit boxier and doesn't fit me on the boobs, but it fits me like, you know, so it's like, I feel like I'm so in between sizes. And because I kind of like that boxier stuff, it's like, you want that, but the women's sizes like suit better, but aren't bigger. Which is like crazy. It's so annoying. So for me, I've got a big butt and a big gut.

Thick beauty. And the sizing guy goes, Oh, big up. Great. You're obviously six foot nine. Oh, so yours is the length. Yeah. Then is way too long. And then I've got like broad shoulders, but I don't have a huge torso.

So something that's like, it just, yeah, I'm all out of whack. Nah, but I'm the, I'm the same because I've got like, um, bigger butts saying, but then I've got like a little waist. So for things to fit me like on my legs and bum, then don't fit me here. Yeah. Like gape at the back. Yeah. Tony's like a pyramid. I'm all backwards. I'm all, I'm all out of whack. In Japan. Yeah.

Tony's been twice. I've been twice to Japan. 70% of men been twice to Japan. 70% of men sit down to pee. It's cause they got those fancy toilets. That makes sense. In Germany, 62% of men sit down to pee, where it's less than 20% in the UK, the US and Australia, and it's actually considered weird and girly for a man to sit down to pee in those countries.

Well, yeah. Like I guess you just go, well, I don't. I think also isn't a lot of places that public bathrooms don't have many stalls here as well. So if you wait, you're waiting to sit down, you'd be waiting all day. So apparently it doesn't even matter if you're a really good aim, the splash back and the this and the that. And you know, when science shows you like where the bacteria ends up and

stuff and it's just fucking. I get sent those videos all the time because I don't close the lid when I flush the toilet. So I get sent those videos all the time. So it's the same one of those fucked videos, but for peeing. Like at a urinal? Or just standing, even when you're standing at a toilet, like you walk into pee and it just like hits the water and then fucking does its thing. And the Japanese have figured it out.

The Germans have figured it out, but everyone else is like, well, no. What do you do? I'd stand just cause I just- Even like at home and stuff? Yeah. Right. Cause Torb sits down, he'd sit down where you are. Is he German? Yeah.

Has he been to Japan? Japan twice? He has been to Japan twice. That's pretty huge. That's pretty huge. So maybe that he's really taken on the culture, which I actually love about him. I appreciate that. He looks Japanese being six foot six shoulders and the whitest guy ever.

Yeah. And so he could also like, you know, really easily buy clothes there. I bet. Same as me. Yeah. Yeah. So when my jeans ripped on a hike, it was really easy for me to replace those pants. Do you know those green pants? I've got the like fisherman's like linen-y ones me to replace those pants. Do you know those green pants I've got the like fisherman's?

Yes, they're like linen-y ones. I love those pants. So they're like a, a Japanese style fishing pant. Yeah. And it's a Japanese company. This is so embarrassing. And cause it's Japanese sizing, they're a five XL. No, there's nothing embarrassing about buying a bigger size.

Five XL. No, no, I won about buying a bigger size. Five XL. No, no, I won't take that off. Cause there's like on the website, they go, Oh, American size. At least I actually made them. Yeah. Now when you buy American clothes, the sizes are smaller. Right. But there was like, Oh, if you're an XL, you'll be a six XL.

No. Like it's fucking. No, you just go, haha, cut the tag off. See you later. That's my trick. I go, I don't care. tag off, see you later. That's my trick. I got off it, cares. Yep. It fits my body.

That's fine. The clothes fit me. I'm going to read you this headline and I want to know first response, let it fall out of your face and I'll see if it's the same response I had. Okay. Scientists have officially discovered which came first, the chicken or the egg. Yeah. What's your first thought? officially discovered which came first, the chicken or the egg? Yeah.

Yeah. What's your first thought? Well, I think I know what it is, but I've known this for a long time. So maybe that knowledge has expired. Oh, my first thought was a scientist's all right. Are they bored? Is nothing much else going on? Like, hang on. Is this not something that like keeps you up at night? No, I have hard drugs for that.

But like, I mean, anxiety and I have hard drugs to combat that. To combat that. Like you've never found yourself thinking what came first, the chicken or the egg? No. What's your take? I think that it's the egg and that like a little amoeba was an egg and like populates it and then the chicken comes. We don't make up words on this show, but scientists have found that many species that have been

around for ages are able to form multicellular structures, which are incredibly similar to animal embryos, meaning that's how eggs were formed. And thus the egg, yes, was first. The amoeba. Yeah, I think that's how eggs were formed. And thus the egg, yes, was first. The Amoeba. Yeah, I think that's right. Did you say a rebar? Amoeba.

A rebar, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take a dupermuda. Bahama, come on pretty mama. Oh, the hat's been thrown. The hat's been thrown. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the hat's been thrown! The hat's been thrown! And finally, one in three employees fear needing to poo in the workplace. Oh, relatable. I'm not even an employee anymore. I'm still stressed about it.

One in 12 employees say they've never pooed at work. Sophie? Yeah? Have you pooed here? Do you want me to redact that? work. Sophie. Yeah. Have you Poo'd here? Do you want me to redact that? Redacted. Redacted, but have you redacted? Well, first of all, I would say this is very poo positive work.

It is a poo positive workplace. That's actually beautiful that you said that. Yeah. So I do feel comfortable. We also have a two toilets. We have a poo toilet downstairs. Yeah, the one further away. Yeah.

And the one that you can't hear. Yeah. 59% say a lack of privacy is a major concern. 57% are embarrassed by the potential smell. And 47% say they don't want colleagues to hear them going to the bathroom. We've solved all of those problems. Yeah. So...

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Yeah, touch me on the Zast. Cool. Um, so we've talked to a few times on this show and we've reached out to our tarpas as well. And we've asked them, um, about sometimes when you've been caught having an intrusive thought. Um, and I think that, um, once on the show live, I said that I'd had an intrusive thought about ramming my head through a stack of cans at the old office where we used to work stacked up real nice and I did it. I rammed my head through them and then, um, producer cam RIP, um, had to clean beer off the walls of the stairway because all of them popped open and like, we actually didn't expect that to happen.

We didn't think further. We didn't think that, no. Actually, we didn't think. Yeah. No, we didn't think it through at all. But I think that that is what an intrusive thought is, right? It's that you have it and that you just want to act on it. And it's, if you give yourself more than a second, you go,

well, obviously that is not a good plan. But before you get to that, you go, fuck, how good would that feel? We can redact this. Because it's actually not a good thing that I'm proud of. And I don't like, I don't want to be encouraging it. But isn't that also the point? That's what an intrusive thought is. And I think being open about, I think it depends on what it is.

But I think being open about it is the fact that it's like, fuck, that came into my mind and I went, well, no dog. Yeah. And so like, honestly, that like, if we want to redact this one. Thanks for the permission. Have I told you about this, about with the policeman? No, the gun. Sometimes I just, I don't, I don't want the gun.

I don't know what I would do with it, but I'm just curious to know like, if I could grab it. To not, to wonder if you could grab it, I think is an. Cause remember there was always like firemen and cops at the cafe at the old workplace and they would just come in there, getting their coffee and they're just standing right next to you. They're like not doing anything. They're just like on their break. Getting the coffee on their break.

And I just see the gun and I go, actually, they're not even, they're just like little tazers or little. I think those ones were, yeah. Yeah. And I just go, I wonder if I just like, cause it's right there. And I'll just in day to day life, you never actually close to. A gun. And I go, if I just grabbed it, do you reckon I could, before he would react. And again, I don't want it for anything. I just, and then I have to kind of go, what am I? Like

ridiculous. And again, I don't want it for anything. I just, and then I have to kind of go, what am I feeling? Like what? Like ridiculous. I think like I've had the one where it's like, imagine if I just, on the road. Yeah. But then you don't. Yeah, then you don't. Because you love your family and everything's fine,

but you just have to, okay. So, Okay. Okay. We can talk about that. Well, it's intrusive. But it is. Good thoughts is tomorrow.

Today is intrusive thoughts. But it's that you do have to like snap yourself out of it. And I was at the eyebrow place the other day. So Luner Skin and Brow, which in Brunswick, I've been going there four years. And like literal shout out, I go there all the time. I've been going there four years. And you know what? You can tell. Cause you look great. Stop it. But Sam who owns it, she's a good friend of mine. Like she's fucking awesome.

And all of the ladies that work there are great. Yep. And is that where Ryan goes? It is where Ryan goes, your mate. Yeah. And he looks fabulous as well. Some incredible brows. Yes.

Arguably better than yours, which is a shame, but actually to come second to that Ryan in brows. But I think that it has to be a compliment. I think we can both be just looking good. Yeah. No, okay. No, but like if- Was that an intrusive thought you're telling me that? Yeah.

But he also just has really great brows. Like I'm happy to not have- They're a big bushy. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, he's a hairy guy, which is like hot. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm at my eyebrow place the other day.

And like when they do your eyebrows, you're like laying on your back, but you're like, eyes are open and stuff and you can see stuff. I'm I'm I'm actually just really nervous. Yeah. Because I yeah. Sorry, I don't mean to. No, no, no, no, that's OK. I think it's important that we all share with each other. You feel strange. Yeah.

So you're laying there and the topic of conversation is intrusive. Yeah, I just, there's a lot of ingredients that I don't like. I know. I don't think it's gonna go where you think. Yeah. Okay. And I grabbed her gun. I grabbed her gun.

So, um, the girl who does my eyebrows and stuff, Emily, she's a f*****g loose unit. I've told you about her. She's just a loose bitch. She's f*****g awesome. And you know that she's loose cause she's Emily with an IE. Oh, I actually didn't know that. And it makes total sense. It adds up.

Yeah. In fact, I'm surprised I didn't assume that from the second she stepped off the plane from New Zealand. I know. Yes. She's an IE and she is such a good bitch. I really, really like it. Anyway. Is she the one that met a guy on Tinder and just flew here to move in with him?

It wasn't on Tinder. No, no, no, it wasn't on Tinder. It was like on a flatmates.com or something. Oh, it was just that guy. Facebook group. And it was, he was like, I'll pick you up from the airport. I was like, Emily, you okay?

Blink twice if you need to, like somewhere to stay for a few days. Yeah, okay, great, great, great, great. No, I'll pick you up from the airport. I was like, Emily, you okay? Blink twice if you need to like somewhere to stay for a few days. Yeah. Okay. Great. Great. Great. No, but she's, she's all good. She's safe. She's fine, but she's pretty loose. And so whenever I'm there, the topics of conversation get like, fuck, buck wild. Like I've told her some crazy shit. She's told me some crazy shit and she's like, everything is in play. When you're getting your eyebrows done, your eyes are open. When you are getting your eyebrows done, your eyes are open. When you are getting your eyelashes done, your eyes are sealed closed for like 45 minutes. Is that like kind of scary or just a bit weird or you get used to it? You kind of get used to it. And also, because I know

her, I'm like, you're not going to do anything. Like it's all good. And it's actually kind of relaxing because you're there, your eyes are closed. You kind of like, sometimes you're chatting. Then you may be like drift off for a bit and it's nice and relaxing. They've got like nice music playing. Yeah. Um, anyway, so I'm in there and I'm like getting my eyebrows and eyelashes done. So I'm in like, I'm in the chair. I'm lying back.

My stuff's on my eyebrows and stuff's on my eyes and we're chatting. and I'm kind of like, oh yeah, like everything's on the table. And I said to her, oh, is it weird when you're doing this for people like their eyes are closed or whatever? She's like, oh no, I've been doing this for so long. Like it's all like, everything's normal to me. She's like, and I'm just doing my job. She's like, like anything, It's just so normal. Yeah. And I was like, have you ever flashed anyone?

Cause they can't see you. Tony. I don't know what's more fucked. The fact that you said that or the fact that if anyone has Emily might have exactly the same train of thought. anyone has Emily might have. She's a professional. She's never been professional before. Until I decided to ask. And so I'm like, I didn't, I didn't mean that you were.

Why flash? Why is that? Because I was just like, imagine that there's, and he's like, that was really. I've had my eyes closed around you. Oh yeah. My nipples have seen the sun while you've been around. That's for sure. That's a cool thing. Cause that's a fucking hot thing to say. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, but so I'm like laying there and I'm just like, oh, sure. And then what, how do you feel? There's just 15 minutes of extreme silence.

Well, um, so like- Have you ruined the relationship and the vibe that you and Emily have? Well, so it's like, the thing is that it's not just me and Emily because there's two other chairs. Fucking hell. And there's two other women doing eyebrows, two other women getting their eyebrows done. So we're all like out there, like having a bit of a laugh and, you know, like you're chatting and then someone's like, just go back from holiday. I went to Bali and I go, oh, you go to Bali like my mates going to Bali in weeks, you

know, kind of like you're all kind of half chatting with each other. Nothing after that. A real buzzkill. Like, so I thought that the intrusive thought was being like, Oh, have you ever thought about doing it? But turns out the intrusive thought was me asking, like I just shouldn't have. Yeah. Well, I mean, both are, both are bad.

I just thought like, yeah, I know what you thought. Like, you know, I don't know. I think you've got a bit flash happy since the Preston market. In fact, we can barely keep Tony's tartars in. Yeah. I put the tart in tart, tart in tart. Was that also one of them? That was one.

Yeah. And what have we learned from this whole experience? Your eyebrows look great though. I just need to shut up. And then, yeah, so I've been back, I've been back in since then. Oh. And she goes, remember when you asked me about it? And I was like, yeah.

Yep. And she goes, yeah, I haven't done it? And I was like, yeah. And she goes, yeah, I haven't done it, but I've thought about what you said since. And I was like, and I was like, oh, like you thought about doing it. She's like, no, just about what you said. Yeah. And then one of the other girls there, she's like, yeah, remember how I told you that Tony asked me about that thing?

She's like, yeah, okay. That was her. This one. That was her that said that. Oh, that one. She's like, Oh, this time. Okay. That was her. This one. That was her that said that. Oh, that one. This girl here. She said the thing. Okay.

Yeah. So if anyone knows a brow person in the Northern suburbs of Melbourne, Yeah, cause I don't know if I should go back. Well, Emily's just, I think I was brave to go back again. I agree with that. I actually heard this morning that Emily's moved back to New Zealand. I'm not surprised. Goodbye, Emily with an IE's moved back to New Zealand. I'm not surprised.

Goodbye, Emily, with an IE. You had a great run. We love you. Yeah. Yeah. Visa's probably expired by now. I don't think it's even a visa situation from New Zealand. Australia and New Zealand are just brothers.

I think we've just figured it out. It's just fans. Yeah. Just fans. Fans people. I got to love to see it from Trisha Lee. Hi, Trisha Lee. Who, like many people, has found the podcast and gone back to the start.

Oh, love it. So she's got an update on a recent in inverted commas story. Love it. I'm not quite all the way caught up, but I got to the episode when you were talking about hazelnut versus vanilla. You know, the flavoring.

Oh yeah, that wasn't that long ago. And we're like team vanilla. Yeah, hard. Yeah. I just heard Ryan talking about the coffee and Frangelico. Well, I used to work in a pub and we made a Frangelico and coffee like pretty regularly, like during the day people have it and it was called a hot nut. I like that.

So if you ordered a hot nut, it was 0.8 of an ounce of Frangelico and a splash of hot coffee. I recommend everyone get a hot nut in them today, says Trisha Lee. Good on you Trisha. So don't you love to see that? When I've ordered a hot nut, you've got it. That's not what I've gotten. Well, you haven't not gotten a hot nut, but you haven't gotten that. Yeah, I didn't get that. That's right. Maybe next time you ask for that, I'll need to drink some Frangelico in like, give me you, give me a couple of hours notice.

Um, I like that. I've got, he loved to see here from Amy Adele Hunt, who posted this in our Facebook group. Yeah. Amy Houghton Hunt. Amy Adele Hunt. Um, Amy has started the fucking blog. She's given her a red hot crack. She invested

in a cricket after hearing about mine. Ryan doesn't really know what a cricket is. That's okay. They just do great stuff. Yeah, they do. They do. And that's all I need to know. They're like a little cutting machine for anybody that doesn't understand. Ryan thinks it's a printer. He doesn't. It's fine. Oh no, I just, I'm just very liberal when I ask, can your cricket do that? You are very confident with the abilities of what the cricket can provide. Yes. Amy says, I'm going to try start my own gift shop, like online store and do some craft stores. And it's Yorkshire themed apparel, which is very niche.

But she said after hearing Tony's bang on Northern accent, I thought I have to give it a crack. For fuck's sake. That's not the reason to, if I acted on every time Tony did a shit voice, fuck it, who knows where I'd be. But so Amy shared like a few of the things that, oh fun, that she's made, like little cups and little bags. Can I put in an order and you can tell me if this is not a thing that crickets do?

Yeah. Can I just say one thing? I'm actually not that good at using, like some people are like wizards with that. I just haven't had enough time to like really sit down. It's not a scale of good versus bad. It's a scale of vibe. It's like if Matt McConaughey was just riding the cricket,

would he be having a good time? Well, he would probably cut his scrotum. And what would he say about that? Cricket, cricket, cricket. Sorry. I don't know if this does this, but I would like to place an order with Amy. You know how I bought that jacket and I love 99% of it, but I hate that little bit. Yeah.

Could you make like a patch to cover up that little bit with the cricket? You have asked me that before. Yeah. So like, you could cut out like iron transfer vinyl thing. Like that would be something, like what I did with our jumpsuits when we did the, you know how, but that wouldn't cover embroidery.

So you'd have to get all of that like unpicked and then you could probably put a patch on it. I think. So, so patch is more my area than a cricket. I think a patch would be more suitable for your needs. And do crickets do patches? No. Okay. No, cause I don't, but we've got an embroidery guy.

Oh, we do too from Tarpathon. Yes. Call our embroidery guy. Oh, he's going on the list. Yeah, put him on the list. Next to the witch. Next to the witch. Because we need our list of. Yes. Call our embroidery guy. Hang on, hang on. He's going on the list. Yeah, put him on the list. Next to the witch. Next to the witch. Because we need our list of people.

We have an embroidery guy. He was a good dude as well. Yeah, he's really nice. GCE, what was his name? Oscar from RKThreads, Tarpath. Fuck yeah. Love Oscar. That was great that you had that there.

Yeah, that was impressive. What? The birds? Tomorrow on the show, the McFlurry edition of Normal or Nah. Say less. Finally. All of my knowledge is coming into play. McFlurry's in Australia only or are they worldwide at McDonald's? That's got to be WW Worldwide because otherwise people are missing out and everyone should move to Australia.

Yep. Now we have me said, yep. Yep. They're outwards ahead. Sorry. My mind's as mixed as those Oreos are in a McFlurry, am I right? As I used to be. Love you.

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