Toni and Ryan - Poopin' On A Plane

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

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That's fine, totally fine. I did my first poo on an aeroplane. I've got my moon boot on, but I'm in a lot of pain at this point. As I come around the corner, some has snaked me. and has gone in the toilet before me. He walks out and he goes, oh, sorry. This has... My crutches, like, legs are kimbo.

Crutches are kimbo. I'm all wet. I'm coming in... Hi, I'm Ebony from Adelaide. This is Daryl from Cornwall, Ontario, Canada. I'm G.S. from Christchurch, New Zealand, and I approve this podcast. Everyone get ready. There's a new summer I turned pretty episode dropping tonight, Australian time. Very excited.

Would it be tonight everywhere time? Well, it's 5pm tonight for us, but it's like... It's like midnight in New York and like, I don't know. I don't know, but that would be midnight Tuesday. That's right. But if we just say... later on today is that right yeah okay okay oh new episode today and it's the third last one 12 hours from when this ep drops it gets i thought you just about to say this episode's 12 hours you're like

it's the third last episode yeah you know what the finale i would love that but this if the episode that comes out today's 12 hours sign me up what's it called again where am i going uh the summer i turn pretty everyone in our team is obsessed with this show and i hope that you are too Because if you're as half as happy with the show as these guys are, you'd be very content in your life. I think just also, I've been on the edge of my push since last week, like the cliffhanger at the end of last week. And because all that time, I've been binging so hard on the show to try and catch up to Lily and Charles. This is the first week I've had to wait. Oh, have a feel.

Yeah, so I'm like baited breath with the rest of the world. Yeah, so I'm very excited. today we're talking about things that feel illegal but are totally fine because like masturbating on an airplane is that well you're probably illegal if you're in your seat I don't know it depends how you're doing it yeah what seat you're in no like you've got a sitting there like a seat just like jerking it yeah so true that's probably illegal what is illegal but feels illegal well you know how that that classic old saying of like oh it's like masturbating on an aeroplane like it's frowned upon but it's not like

it's not illegal but like it's frowned upon that's like an old joke i think it is illegal though to masturbate on an airplane yeah yep yeah because that's obviously fucked but i was saying it in a joky way but now it sounds like i'm trying to backtrack what i just said is that something you need to tell us bud i already said i haven't jerked off since i broke my foot Tarpa Jamie Jay me Jamie Jay me

Jay you Jamie Jay us we were planning a movie night at home so What's shaking over there It's the chair

Every time I move on these chairs It like squeaks a little He's so high maintenance Charles isn't he Sorry about that child At home Someone just holds him up So Jamie's partner

is organising the movies for movie night. Yeah. And Jamie goes, I've got a great idea. Yeah. Don't you love a movie night? Little popcorn, little Malteseers. Absolutely. Well, here's the thing.

On the way home, Jamie drops into the local cinema and buys two huge boxes of popcorn. Get fucked. And a couple of chalk tops from the candy bar and walks straight back out to his car and takes it all home. he's like, I'm paying for it. I'm allowed to do it.

Yeah, that's what he is. He goes, I'm paying for it. It's a shop. It's fine. But Jamie goes, I felt so guilty and so shady. Like I was committing a crime and like stealing something. Do you know that the, the Hoyt's near me is on Uber-Aates? Like you can, you can, you can order the plot lines.

Yeah. You know what? I'll get the newest mission impossible. I'll get the next episode of Sun Ride Turn Pretty and I'll get a live popcorn. I'll get Tom Cruise riding off a cliff on a motorbike and that will be on my way. But you can do like a maxi popcorn and a chock chocolate.

I mean, it probably costs a freaking fortune. Yeah. That's the thing about the movie cinema, like popcorn and stuff though. It costs so much. Hang on, Charles, are you looking at it right now? Yeah, it's $12 for a regular popcorn on... Is that a lot? And then, what, $5 for delivery?

Oh, and then your service fees, etc. I've got Uber 1, so it says zero dollars. Oh, Uber 1. $8.40 for a chalk top, though. Eight Uber 1? For a chock top, you can get a good gay time in this town for $4.40. I don't know if you can. Do you know the other day I went to buy Maxi Bonds online, obviously, currently in

communicato, $12 for a box of fucking Maxi Bonds. How many in the box? Four. That's okay. $12 for four ice creams. It's one better. From the supermarket. Oh, yeah.

Do you know what I? Yeah. It's not a solo prices. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you get so much of water is from this place? I'd love to. Yeah, what kind of bottle are we talking? Cool Ridge.

What a 750? Cool ridge. So that's a red screw top. That's not even a pump bottle. That's a low. That I, okay, can I, okay, the game is, I'm going to say what I reckon it should. should cost and then I'm going to give my estimated price.

Can we first say where Cool Ridge is on your level of waters? It's not near the top. It's not near the top. I agree. It's not near the top, but it's not near the bottom because it's spring water because it don't like mineral water. Tony thinks mineral water tastes like dirt. It does. Because of the minerals. But no, I'd say that a cool ridge and that's where they always have at like concerts and

stuff and the bottles are so soft that. the second, because they give it to you, they take the lead off. And it fucking comes out, like I'm a bloody first boyfriend. Anyway, um, so I reckon each, okay, sorry. No, you get going, man. No, you go. I reckon it shouldn't cost more than 260. How many mills?

This, so this is the bit bigger one. This is the 750 mill one. Oh, 750. Oh, fuck, that's throwing me maths right out. Give me a minute. $8.90. It should cost or? You reckon that's what they're charging?

Yeah. I reckon eight or nine. bucks they're charging but it shouldn't be more than 560 true eight dollars 20 nice yeah what else they got what else could we guess uh charlie's orange juice oh it's a small like those they're small six six dollars right eleven dollars seven dollars ten oh this one's for you right uh what feels illegal that isn't these prices am i right a blue bolt gate What's a Gatorade? Gatorade, definitely not Powerade.

No, it's not Powerade. It's Gatorade. And it's definitely not cherry flavor. $7.40. $8. Fuck off. Cinemas. $8 for a Gatorade.

What about some peanut M&Ms? Oh. 180 gram bow. 7. 750. 990. 960. 10 fucking human dollars.

There's probably only 10 in the bag. Get completely jerked. I actually can't fuck with this anymore because it's making me angry and I want to talk about Sarah Stevens Okay Great, great call on the buying the popcorn though I feel really guilty

When I clean the crap out of my car And put it in the bins at gas stations Yeah, no, you're not allowed to Like I haven't had a thousand chances To put my own rubbish in my own bins And now I'm filling up there No, I don't think you're allowed to I would never

But why are there bins there? I don't know But they're not for us It's not for us Do you know that when we were in Vancouver actually Because we had a car and then we drove to Seattle And the day we were leaving We got fuel and Charles was like

Oh I'm going to wash the windscreen I think you go to the bathroom Think Lil might have also got a bathroom Classic And I was like oh I'll do the windscreen Like I've got two feet that work Yeah Foreshadowing

Because at that time I did And I had never done that before And I was like I didn't think you're allowed Just like pick this up and do it And then I had like a drink bottle that was empty. How have you been, how long have you been on the road for?

Do you know what? I don't like to take chances. And... So you drive blind with a dirty windscreen and not being able to see where you're driving. That's the ultimate chance. Chip, chip, okay.

That's whilst moving. Yeah. You don't like to take chances. Pachip-p-chip. That's a chance. It doesn't cover it like it's not... That pachip-eepa-cheepa is dangerous. Do you reckon?

Well, you just. said I don't like taking chances and then that sounds chisip that's okay okay um what are we talking about i don't know okay oh the bins at the service station yeah then i i had a little drink bottle that was empty and i was like i wouldn't would i i've already taken one chance today and i've done the windscreen would i do again did you and i put it in the bin you're different in america it's a passport personality i was in Vancouver uh so i was in Canada oh yeah do you even know where Mexico is. Tony just discovered that Mexico is a country that's not a part of America and she got

angry at me when I laughed at her. And you know what? I take her back. Thank you. Sorry. Because it is pretty funny now. Yeah, it is pretty funny. Anyway, what are we talking about?

What feels illegal? Caitlin Nichols. Oh, Caitlin Nichols from Sydney. She's a nurse. I was thinking of buying a new car, but I was only like browsing, having a squeeze. Yeah, not really. How much we talk in, yep. I was walking past a car yard at night, and the dealership was officially closed, but I was just

wandering around having a look at the cars. That's fucked. That's fucked, because I don't even have a fence or anything. You can just wander in. Yeah. But it does feel so illegal. You know, so I got that new one, maybe I'll just have a look, see how that looks. And then she was like, oh, am I allowed to?

Do that, do you reckon that car lot? like that would they get broken into heaps because at the moment you can't drive out because they're so tightly packed imagine stealing the car and being like like an Austin powers you only steal the first one yeah but like don't you reckon that vandals would just go there and smash them up and stuff surely there's cameras everywhere well like I mean people have cameras at their house now and there's a fucking youth crime epidemic in Melbourne. Jackie Felgate here.

Yeah, I was going to say, please call Jackie Falgate on 3AW on the talkback line and you let him have it. Oh, they're using this down there. Carly Upton. Is she? Sorry, Carly Upton Duff. I couldn't find my...

Carly Uptown girl. She's a little white bird. Those shoes are nice. Are they new? Are they new? No. Oh. She wears them all the time.

Oh. You just don't normally look at her feet. I'm not normally at this level. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Charles is just taking feet pick of little good. Carole uptown girl says, I couldn't find my keep cup.

So my partner drove me to work and I just had my coffee in my regular ceramic mark. No. No. No. That's sloshing around in your car. No way. Yeah. Just sitting there like,

Oh, no. And you have that lean into the corners. Oh, it wouldn't fit in your cup holder, so you would have to literally drive like this. Yeah. Oh, that is so stressful. And finally what... I wouldn't even raw dog a keep cup with no lid.

No, because then it's not a keep cup. It's just a... Like, it's not complete. It's just a cup. Yeah, you can't keep it. And you keep all the other ones. Like the rest of my cups in my house aren't throw out. cups.

Like, the ones without lids aren't don't keep cups. Every cup is, every cup is a keep cup if you don't throw it out. So true. Have we just blown this wide open? Oh, sorry, let me just have a sit for my keep bottle. This is Tony. She's my keep wife. Um, so.

You know what I mean? Have keep cup, like big keep cup just been having this huge ruse this whole time? Yeah, because we're keeping them all. We're in Tony's Keep House. Finally, what feels illegal but isn't? Ryan John from Melbourne. I know him. When I take my daughter, Mabel, to Westfield, Doncaster.

We go into the big W with no intention of buying anything. I put Mabel in one of their big trolleys because they have good ones, like with the toddler seat. Yeah. And then just use that to go around the whole seat. center. Oh. You're jacking a trolley from Big Dup. Yeah, but the thing is they have to like...

Because they've got the blue plastic ones there. They're good trolleys. So I walk in, put Mabel in the trolley and then just steal their trolley and we go around the whole centre and do our stuff. Now, here's the bit where it gets even more illegal. They've got those real shit ones where they lock and you've got to put a dollar in it. Yeah. Obviously, I'm not doing that.

So I go up to the lady and go, oh, I don't have a coin. Can you like use the... You know how they've got the little key thing and my thinger? Yeah. And they go, Kachunk, and I go, thanks. Pop Mabelin and just walk straight back out the door. And then roll the trolley home. You've got nine in the backyard.

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You are joking me And Bubba Big Boobies Thank you bugger big boobies That's Nicky's other sister That's my sister Now I actually need to do a formal apology Oh I'd appreciate that What

Have you realised you were wrong about. Which one are you going to pick? How long have we got? I would like to apologize to the people watching on YouTube because apparently I've been I've been wriggling around on the couch. Just getting lower and lower. And keep moving out of shot according to Charles Wingered up Patterson.

That is his job in fairness. Which is his actual job. It is his actual. And I said to you, I'm not having a go at you. I'm just. And you actually, what I will say? my love to see it is Charles delivering that feedback. I actually think it was quite good.

I was like, wow, that was really nice way to say that. We wouldn't ever speak up to Ryan, you know, normally we just leave it. And because we, you know, you don't say that to the boss. But I just thought that was so brave. And that's why I am taking this opportunity to apologise to you watching and to Charles Patterson for moving. Because as you could see, he's taking it really well. I was going to say it'll never happen again

Do you want a nice Because that would be like Like I'm taking this on And it will never happen again But it's also not Self-aware and realistic Because it will happen again But it's actually fine

We just wriggle you pack up Like it's a Can we string me up You know Like we're getting Bernie Like Yeah but like You know how there's always like

In a play When like the person comes down on the rope Like you're on wire Yeah So just wire me into the shop Okay, so all of a sudden, all this gear, which we should put a picture in Patreon of like Tony and Ryan's POV of like the setup right now, right? But also we're doing that in my...

Patreon. I'm skip the middleman. We're doing that. So we're doing this in my home, right? Hello. And you just want to rig up some wires in my house. Wire's up there? Yeah, okay.

And then whenever I'm like, scooching on the couch, Charles just pulls the rope and I'm like, Yeah, sit you back up Or what about like a little cattle prodder That every time you slink down Charles gets to zap you Yeah, I prefer that Okay, cattle prodder It's surprising how often Tony mentions

prodding me with a hot stick That's never come up before That's never come up before Has it? Outside the bedroom So, I'm I actually have something quite exciting that happened to me. Is it about knitting?

I, no, it's not actually, thank you for asking. I did my first poo on an aeroplane. Oh my gosh. I have never pooed on an airplane before. Which is crazy to me because I'm always pooing. You poo on the way to Sydney. It's an hour. Like, it's fine.

Yeah. But like, yeah, so I have never. pooed on an airplane before until now um because I just like haven't really needed to go and I kind of go the admin of it I actually can probably like if I it's not because I wouldn't want to poo in public or not because I don't want to poo on the plane it's just because I go oh I could easily hold it and be fine so Ben so it's like but if you do you like consciously go before you get on like a long flight not really yeah it's more just like if I needed to go which has ended up happening.

If I needed to go, I would obviously go, but it's just never really come up. Like, I'll weigh on the plane and stuff. That's fine. But, so I realize I'm on the plane and I realize I need to poo and I go, this might be it. However, it's also the flight

that I had to take in a very crazy emergency because I had broken my foot in Los Angeles. And so does it just occur to you suddenly? You're like, fuck. I'm like, this is it. And I purposely drank no water in the lead up to the flight because I was like, I don't want to have to get up and do a wee.

And then all of a sudden, the Trump car's popped up and I've got a shit on this plane. So I literally, I'm like, okay, what a dozy. Like, all right. So we're on the plane and we ended up, Charles and I got upgraded to business because I obviously needed the space for my foot because I was in the moon boot. and I had to have my foot up and Charles was next So we were in like the girlfriend, boyfriend's seat

like in the centre of the plane It was very romantic And because we're sitting there like We're like a bit jazzed up about this And we're like pressing all the buttons Look at all the stuff Charles keeps putting the screen up and down Like we were post that video

Like yeah we were like such menaces This little divider screen that goes up and down Charles like a kid in their fucking candy store Charles is like putting the thing up and down and every time I went up and down I was doing a different face we'll put it here Tony was in a lot of pain

I was I actually was Qantas I need a fancy seat I can't have my foot down I need assistants at the airport and then you know I'm rolling out comedy like that anyway so

we were like right at the front of the because they were kind of like look we'll put you there so that if you need to go to the bar you're as close possible like it was actually amazing we like it was it was so helpful i don't i could not have done the flight otherwise like it was just i was it was awful and it was the best case scenario

like anyway and so um charles is helping me do it like did absolutely everything and i was like why before we well no because i was like what if i need to go to the toilet and you're asleep and he goes wake me up like i will wake up and get you like it was it was honestly amazing. The first time I just needed to do a wee, Charles was awake and I was like, oh, I think I need to do a wee. He's like, all good. They kept, this was amazing. The Qantas flight attendants put my crutches in the captain's cupboard. I know. What? I know. Can I have your crutches signature? It was honestly those crutches. Those crutches. It was honestly, I, No, they're celebrities.

And they're here with us. They're our next guest. Anyway, so they put my crutches in the captain's cupboard, like, where they put their coat while they're, like, while they're flying, they're not wearing their full, like, suit jacket. Why not? They're not taking it seriously. Well, I think they've got to have full range of motion, you know? Anyway, so Charles goes, let me go get your crutches.

Like, jumps into action, all good. I do a quick wee. I'll put my crutches back, hobble back to my seat. Was Charles wearing a captain's jacket when he got back? Charles is like gonging on the door like, it's the flood attendant! I've got John chocolate! Anyway, and so I like, I hobble back to my seat. Charles puts my crutches back in the captain's log,

and then he goes back around, sits in his seat, and we're kind of like settling. It's a 17-hour flight or fucking something. It's overnight. Charles goes, I'm in so much pain. Charles's asleep. I'm awake. I'm like, you know what? I've got to start drinking and eating.

Like, I have to do something to pass the fucking time. So I ended up starting drinking, starting eating. Obviously, that gets everything going and I need a shit. All good. I go, I can do this. Charles is asleep and I go, my sweet baby, I reckon I'll be okay. Such a hero complex. This is also a weird statement.

Yeah. But Charles does look cute when he sleeps, eh? He does. he honestly like no further follow-up questions I agreed yeah gold coast chapter

heard because I've seen and I've gone oh yeah and so he's like and obviously as well because the novelty of us being like

in this like fucking fancy little boyfriend girlfriend's scene it's like so sweet Charles is asleep I'm like I'm not gonna wake him up like it's all good so I go

I reckon I could probably hobble to the captain's cupboard that sounds like a watercracker I reckon I can hobble to the captain's cupboard get my crutches and then go to the bathroom all the flight attendants are kind of like off duty

because it's like the overnight part of the flight so there's no one like really walking around or anything I get up and I see that the toilet isn't occupied is at the front of the thing it's like a red

light if there's someone in there. It's a green light. It's all good. It's green. So I'm like, amazing. I'm going to get up. I can just take my time. Everyone's asleep. I hobbled to the captain's cupboard. Like, I've got my moon boot on, but I'm in a lot of pain at this point. So I can't really walk. I hobble kind of hop down the aisle, get my crutches. And as I come around and like, you can see me moving. Yeah. As I come around the corner, some fuck face. has fucking snaked me and has gone in the toilet before me. I'm like, I'm, it was very obvious, like, there's no honest way to say it's obvious that you're not like able.

Yeah, because, yeah, very hard to move around. Like, and I'm like hopping on the, like, it's not as if I'm silently like scooching around. I'm like groaning and, I mean, so much fucking pain anyway and I need to poo so like things are really happening I hobble around the thing and then I'm just standing in the galley because I'm like well I can't get back into my seat and have to get up again and have to get up again and I had my crutches already from the captain's cupboard trademark and then so I'm just standing there on my crutches waiting for this guy my fucking eyes hanging out of my head I need to poo so bad he's fucking

taking his time in there, all good. I had to go. He takes his time in there, all good. He walks out, and he obviously knew that I was getting up to the go to the toilet. He walks out and he goes, oh, sorry. And I went, just say nothing, you fucking flog. Like, literally, fuck me. Was he apologising for snaking you, or was he apologising for doing the stankiest shit ever?

I don't know, but he just got, sorry. And I was like, ugh, anyway. And he had like a chance. of clothes with him so I was like I think you've like been in there you've obviously like gotten change and kind of like taking your time yeah anyway I go in there and I'm like I hobble in and I'm like trying to situate myself and I'm like concentrating so hard on not putting my foot down because I wasn't really used to it yet yeah yeah I'm so nervous about putting my foot down that I go to sit down and I fall into the toilet

this fucking asshole has left the seat up in the fucking plain bathroom. Oh so you went to like... I went to sit and I fell into the toilet. My crutches, like, legs are kimbo, crutches a kimbo. And they go, oh, a minute ago I was in the captain's cupboard and now this. And I'm in the... Like, folded up like this. And I'm like, oh.

Oh my God, and I'm wet. Is the door closed? The door was closed. So my, no, but my legs and my crutches all hit the door because I've like tipped back into the fucking toilet, the fucking plain toilet. And I'm in there and I'm like, oh my God. Like my first instinct is just like I need to get out of this toilet. And I like hoik myself up. Like luckily it's quite tight.

So I like hoik myself up like this. And I had to use toys. toilet paper to like dry my butt off isn't that the most tragiana thing you've ever heard? It normally would but I've spent a lot of time with you but yeah it's still pretty bad. It's still pretty bad. And then like obviously because I have to hold myself up, I've kind of got like only one hand free. I'm trying to pull my shorts back up like just everything fucking went totally tits up.

So I do all this admin right. And then I still need to poo and I still need to like so I had to stand back up, put the toilet seat down and then get back like down to the toilet and so all this commotions probably and like oh I'm like banging on the door all this shit's going on and then I come out and someone else is waiting and I'm like sorry I'm like I'm like don't say fucking anything you guys I'm just like and I'm just like I'm just like I'm all wet I'm Robin and shit. Far out.

Anyway, and then, like, I come back out, like, of the toilet. Obviously, like, hobble over to the captain's cupboard, put my crutches away, hobble back to my seat. But I just could not believe. He saw me get up. What an assail. And then left the toilet seat. Like, what the hell? And that's why you should never poo on a plane.

And I never will again. And that's why you should have woken Charles up. He would have got in there with some elbows up. I was so, like, you actually probably couldn't have avoided what ended up happening. Once you get in there, that's up to you. Exactly. But you probably, I reckon Charles would have worded up the guy about Snake and me, I reckon. That's what I mean.

He's good at that. Yeah. Remember he mouthed off of that taxi driver that tried to scam us in New York? Yeah, he also had a big fucking blow up with the people at the lovely people at the airport. I've heard. No, and they warranted it up. My wife needs a wheelchair through the airport. But yeah, so I did do my first poo.

So it's still an achievement. But I just could not believe the gall on this fucking rich asshole. leaving the seat up in the fucking toilet oh my god that's a crime i just could not believe especially on a plane um and can i just add something please if anyone from travel insurance is watching is that it sounds like from this experience yeah that you definitely needed charles with you oh my god i because when you said i went to the bathroom alone i shouldn't have i should have worked him up honestly genuinely i really really should have because there was like a little bump in the floor on the like getting into

the toilet there's like a little lip on the door frame yeah and I stood on that in my moon boot and my foot like rolled and it was about this much you know three mil and it just the way that and I went like why have I done that yeah so definitely um big travel insurance yeah uh all good though but I do have you love to see it even though that sounds so traumatic I was really proud of doing my poo. I am so proud of you. And I'm sorry that that happened on your first poo experience. I just...

Because I don't want that to taint poo. Falling in the toilet sounds like something that people say. Like, oh, don't fall in. I've seen Ali McBeal. I know how it happens. I couldn't believe that it happened to me. Yeah. Are you all right?

I'm sorry. You're emotional about the people in the toilet. Emotional because you didn't wake me out. So I said to Charles was like, oh, something so funny happened on the plane. And he goes, no, I didn't. I was like, you're asleep. Anyway, I'm going to love to see it here This is from Chantelle Wilson

Shantel said, I would very much like to say that I used to be a vanilla Coke whore Biggest fan of vanilla Coke Same. But thanks to Tony, I'm now a Diet Coke girlie. Shantale.

I love to see it. I think they make Diet Vanilla Coke, don't they? It's so good. In the USA. They don't think they do that here. They do it here. I've seen it like at the surveys and stuff they have that.

Yeah, I got one the other day. I love. Oh. I reckon I'd go a diet vanilla. Vanilla Coke is disgusting. I think it is the worst drink that's ever been created. It is good. I'll go a spider, like Coke with like a...

Ice cream? Yeah. I would do, like as a kid, I loved that, but I would not have vanilla coke. I think it's disgusting. I think it tastes like a candle smells. And I love candles. Like, you know when you smell like a real sweet candle? Oh, no, I don't like that.

But I do like vanilla coke. Yeah, no, it's not for me. Yeah, Charles? Yeah, it's not on Hoyt's. Huitz don't have it, sadly. Unfortunately, we can't add it to our order of popcorn. Lil, what do you want from Hoyts? You've got a chocolate chop top or?

Yeah, I'll have chock top. They've got fairy flogs. Okay, well, Lil, if you could just transfer me $8. My love to see it is, science has found that cracking your knuckles does not lead to arthritis. Oh, great fucking news. Isn't that huge news? Al-A lucha.

Huge. that fuck teachers lied to us so much all the time i'll never believe a thing a teacher tells me ever again fuck you pythagoras 54% of people including me crack their knuckles including me uh and i've always been told oh you'll get arthritis in your fingers the likelihood of arthritis because you crack in your finger what is a finger crack at the end of the day like what's actually happening what makes there's a parcel of gas, which was my nickname in high school. I found that in the airplane toilet.

Sorry. Oh, Lily like that. Sorry, but Lily just said, I had a mouthful of water. Oh, that's why I was like, oh, I thought you just like, like a little mouse. A mouthful of diet vanilla coke. Yeah, sorry.

We got from the woods. You are right there, Ryan. Oh, is it? Yeah, it's a gas bubble within the joint. And it either collapses or forms, creating the popping sound. Because, yeah, like, what actually we do and when we crack our knuckles or whatever?

Do you reckon I can? Sling me your mom. Well, why don't you pause me yours and I'll... Well, because I'm going to keep talking. So, I do that. Do you know what I mean? So I... Hang on, okay, so I'm holding the microphones.

Ryan's going to see if he can show us his crack. Oh. Oh, that's the sound my footmaid. That's it. That was it. Oh, and a foot crack. My ankle won't be outdone by my fingers. Outdone, do you and end?

Like your last name. Scientists have x-rayed and examines the hands of crackers and non-crackers. And arthritis havers and not havers and there is no correlation. That is so interesting. Yep, science. There you go. love that whoever conducted that study is obviously a hell jaded 30 something year old who as a kid got told that so much and went you know what i'm going to fucking prove you

wrong i'm going to test a doctor or a research scientist or something and went you know what it doesn't make a fucking difference mrs ell's good i've used that name because she was a and i didn't like that i've talked about her on this podcast before um what's crazy though is that you know how I'm just angry nothing Like some people Specialise in like brain surgery And some people

Oh hang on Hang about Oh Yeah hang on Sorry Start again So you know how some doctors Will like

I've got right I just I'm ready for the comparison Of brain surgery like I'm just trying to like prepare myself for what you're about to say hang on my laptop's going to have a phone number on it okay so every doctor hang on everyone get to special teeth

some do brain surgery some do some do orthopedics and do fixed feet and then someone goes I know what's going to be my area of expertise With my doctorate that I spent Seven years at university I'm going to be an expert in cracking fingers In cracking knuckles

So true What's your area? Knuckles Yeah And you got any questions about that You'll fucking learn about it They go Oh what inspired you

And they go fuck a Mrs. Elspore That's hilarious I'm crying That is Through my nose So funny Alright Tissue

There's some in my Activity centre I thought You're about to drop I actually wasn't Normal or not tomorrow Yay But I need to go home

And just shake my face off I think I'm dying Yeah That's fuck That's funny That's good stuff Have a great day To everyone

Except Mrs Ellsworth Elle's good Fuck Elle's bad Al's bitch Love Love you Love you

Love you Love you Bye You know what I like about her Nothing Nothing Love you Bye

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