Toni and Ryan - Post Dental Dairy

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

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Good day, Alison, how are you bloody going? How you going mate? Yeah, not too bad, bloody freezing. Bloody freezing. Bloody freezing. Now you live in Bolton. First of all, where is Bolton and is there a Bolton Street chicken shop there? Bolton is in the north west of the UK. And, sorry, what did you say? There's a Bolton Street chicken shop about five minutes from my place and Tony wants to know if it's a franchise I'm wondering if it's a franchise Allison. Maybe that's why you moved to the UK to open one up

Unfortunately not well job idea if you're on the hunt for a new job. Yeah business opportunity. Don't call us. We'll call you Yeah, now Allison is actually a financial assessment officer Now, Alison is actually a financial assessment officer. So, from your knowledge of the show, Alison, would you be able to assess the financials of Tony Lodge if you were to sum it up in a sentence? She'd definitely be self-funding the care. Oh, fine. Would not be receiving any help from the local government at all. Oh, okay.

In fact, some may argue her taxes are funding the local government. So, you know. I mean, I don't mind to get political. No, no, no. It's a piece of pie. We're all eating it. We're all eating it. You got an Audi, you don't own a house.

I don't own a house. The bank owns it, in fairness. Oh, you're... You know. Come on, come on, you've got an Audi, you don't own a house. I don't own a house, the bank owns it, in fairness. Look! Oh, you're... Alright. Now you're talking...

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All right, I'm in here picking up my teeth. For those playing along at home, I had dental surgery yesterday. Tony says don't be picking up the thing they did at your stitches. And I said, I wasn't picking at that. It's the jelly beans I just ate. And then she said, do you think you should really be eating jelly beans after you've just had dental surgery? Great fucking question.

Great question. And then- We'll find out tomorrow. Because I also don't think that you should be like flossing your teeth or anything. Like, cause you're not supposed to like put anything in there. You're also not supposed to like drink super hot liquid and stuff. Yeah.

You're also not supposed to have heaps of dairy, which I know that you had a hot creamy dairy drink as soon as you finished yesterday, cause you sent me a photo of it. Okay. Let me share this with everyone. And let's just get everyone's consensus on this. I hadn't eaten most of the day because of the dental surgery. So could you not eat beforehand because you were going like under anesthetic or whatever?

Um. Or were you just feeling a little bit nervy? I think actually both. Yeah. Definitely no. I was like, oh, I don't really feel like eating. And then like, if, cause you go and you feel a bit, if I've got food in my tum, like, well, you're not supposed to have food in your tummy. Cause then, yeah. And so then I get out and they go, you can't eat because of the teeth.

And I go, fuck, I'm starving. Yeah. Cause you're like, I was nervous all day. Yeah. And then I was too woozy to drive home. Yeah. Um, so I was like, they just said, just like, just pace yourself for an hour drive home. Yeah. So I was like, they just said, just like, just pace yourself for an hour or so.

Yeah. So I was like, all right, I'll go to like- Cause you weren't under, under. Nah, I just like- They just do their, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so- Cause it sounds a bit like operating room.

Nah, it wasn't that. You're out cold. It wasn't like that. And so I had to go to like a massage place and just get 20 minutes on the dogs, just to kill some time before I drove home. Can I just say that of all the very clever things you've ever done,

and I have benefited from a lot of clever things that you've done, that is up there. What do you mean? That like, oh, I have to waste a bit of time. I'll get a massage. I feel like my go-to if I ever, obviously you couldn't do this, but you know, I'll go to waste some time. I'll grab something to eat or whatever.

Well, that's what my plan was. And then I couldn't do that. So then I just never think to go and get my little massive. So I was getting my feet down and just like scrolling on Instagram, having a good time hanging out. And I was texting Tony. I was good for tiles. Funny. Yeah. Yeah. I was loose. There was a bit going on. Yeah. And then I still was all right. I'll go to Starbucks and get a coffee. Yeah. Cause I was in the city and it's Starbucks town.

And then I'm like, well, I can't have hot drinks. Yeah. So I'll get a cold drink. So I get a... I actually have it here. One second. A front. Unon memento everybody.

Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I have, we'll post a photo of the drink. Yeah. Item one of one, Brian. Mock a Frappuccino with almond milk, whipped cream. Okay.

And this is the drink. Yeah. Well, I was starving. I wanted something and I couldn't eat so, and I couldn't have hot. So I'm like, well, guess I'm having an iced coffee. And I was like, mate, so you've gone with the almond milk, so you don't shit yourself, but gone, oh, but the dollop of whipped cream is so good. Looks like he's asked for an extra dollop.

No, no, no, it is a big dollop. But I didn't ask for a big dollop. It's not a cream that tastes like real cream. Yeah. And so, but I think the lady was onto what you're onto. Brian! Because you've gone in there and gone, your mouth's like half of it's asleep. I actually saw a TARPA. Oh no. About four seconds after I walked out of the dentist door, like on the corner. Because it's a busy corner there. Yeah. So I was on the corner and someone goes, Ryan.

And I went, I pointed at the dentist and went, I'm sorry, sorry. And they just nodded and went, oh good, have a good day. And they went, is that Gorgeous Smiles Dentistry? Is this true? Yeah. They were actually very polite about it. That's very sweet.

But I just pointed at the dentist. I think I was, I actually can't, I don't know for sure like how good I was, but in my mind I was like polite, but I don't know what they saw. So if that was you message us, cause I don't know. Yeah, let us know how polite he really was. I can't remember your name or fucking anything to be honest, but the lady at Starbucks goes, and she goes, oh, so no, she's, oh, so no cream?

And I went, come on. Come on. Come on. This side of my mouth would appreciate the cream. This side, fucking, who gives a fuck? I've had a rough day. I've had a rough day. No, you had, it's tough.

And also I'm really proud of you because going to the dentist can be really scary. It does. It's sort of a proper dentist. It ruined my, I wouldn't say ruin. It's dramatic. But like a few days out, you're just very aware. You're just thinking about it. One thousand percent. It sucks. But I mean, we'll Google tomorrow. Is there dairy in whipped cream?

Oh, good idea. Yep. You've stolen that joke from me cause I said that to Ryan and he said, is there dairy whipped cream? And I said, we'll find out on Friday. That's actually my joke. I've got the fucking receipts.

I've got the text message. I can't remember, I was under the influence. Anyway, how long, you know last week, you were like, how long can you sit in the cafe? Yes. I'm like, how long can I nurse this mocha? Cause I reckon I got to wait another hour or so before I get in the car. And I really took my time.

No, I think it's okay because also I can't believe a cafe was open that late. Same. Don't they all close at 3pm? That's a Starbucks. That's why Starbucks, they don't, they're world time. The one in the city I don't think closes until like 10, 30, 11 o'clock. Yeah. Oh, well who's having a mocha chino at 10 PM?

You'll be up all night. I think it's the, like Starbucks is usually international students and international students go to coffee houses at night to like socialize and stuff. And also so that you can just keep working. Yeah. Although you can just keep doing stuff. It was pretty festive there though. I think it was like a meeting spot.

Like maybe they were putting a little, doing a little espresso martini out the back for cash or something. Sorry. That's like a joke. That's when I know I'm actually just going to push on from that last Sunday. After luckily it's not a huge conglomerate that I've just talked about. You're not going to shit talk. One of the biggest companies.

Oh yeah, I would never. On Sunday after the Bay of Tonys, because we were like dehydrated and fucked. I'm still fucking don't know if I've come out yet. I was like, oh, do I want to drink or do I want a coffee? It was like two o'clock in the afternoon. I was like, can I lost us? Yeah. Shot of Kahlua, shot of Mr. Black in a cappuccino. That'll fucking do me.

You're saying that like it's groundbreaking, but you do that every weekend. But I definitely did do it this weekend. Yeah. Like I really did it. I would rarely go Kahlua and Mr. Black. You just go one or the other. Sure. But I lived. And that's amazing. Yeah. Normal I lived. And that's amazing. Yep. Normal or nah.

Let's start the podcast. Let's start the podcast. Where are we at with working from home? Apparently Trump's trying to ban it, but I don't think the government is in charge of fucking companies, so I don't know what that means. You know what I mean? I don't know either. Yeah. Like it's here to stay in Australia.

No one's working five days in the office. Nah. Fuck no. But I think there's lots of businesses now that are like, oh, you've got to do at least three days in the office or whatever. I actually, I really like working in the office because I like the socialization part. Fucking try that again. I've just had dental surgery, sorry. Yeah, one of us has. fucking try that again. I've just had dental surgery. Yeah, one of us has.

But you know what I mean? I like the social side of it. Obviously we have to work in the office because we're like recording stuff together and whatever. Yeah, I think there's like everything. There's benefits, there's cons, there's good bits. I think people that work from home five days a week after a while, they kind of they start to miss a bit of bit of camaraderie. But I do enjoy like if we end up with a couple of days

where I'm like, you know, or we come in in the morning and record and then like, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna do my emails from home or whatever. I don't hate that. Yeah, you do like that. Yeah, I like that. We all like that. Like, you know, that's pretty good.

Yeah, 2025. So, Tapa Tara. Hi Tara. My husband, working from home, his boss calls at 12.45 PM. He goes, hey. PM? Midnight?

Just after lunchtime. Just after lunchtime. Just after lunchtime. The boss goes, hey, you got a second to talk about this project? My husband replies, just on my lunch break at the moment. I'll have to call you back after my hour's up and just hangs up. Oh, okay.

You love to say that I feel. Wasn't rude about it, but just hung up the phone and continued having lunch with me in the kitchen. Is this normal work from home behavior or not? I mean, I wouldn't. Yeah. Because I'd be too scared. Now, I mean, I wouldn't. Yeah. Cause I'd be too scared. Now, Tara said this and I, I think I get it. Yeah.

Usually if you're working from home, you would like, if you were hungry, you would go and get food and then you would like finish your food and just like get back to work, I guess, like she's like the concept of like taking an hour. Yeah. Cause like he'll have lunch and then hang out for a bit, play like, you know, gaming and stuff, and then go, Oh, my hours up, better head back to the desk. Yeah.

And she's like, and I think she's like, Oh, that just feels a bit strange. No, cause why should, why should they get more time from you just because you're working from home? Well, I've never been a lunch. I've never had a lunch break ever. I don't think I've ever had a job that's had a lunch break. So Bridge would always like take lunch

as in like a lunch break. And I always thought that was strange because I've never had one of those jobs. Well, cause working in radio, you kind of, it's flexible to you, but mostly it's flexible to them. Oh, but even in the accounting firm, I'd just like, you'd grab a bite and you know, kick on. Cause I'm like, oh, if I'm just sitting here for an hour, I'd rather just get it

done and then leave. Like, but there's not always jobs where you can then leave early on the back end or whatever, or just not leave late. I'm like, if I'm at work, I might as well just keep working. No, I think that's like weird. And like, I dunno, I don't think that that's what we should be telling people. Oh, I'm not telling anyone how to live their life. No, but I think that I actually-

I had an almond cappuccino with whipped cream yesterday. So when I'm not dishing out advice. I think that if you get lunchtime, but I also think like, oh, I didn't have lunch. So I'll like head off a bit early or whatever. Like that's probably how I would do it. But I rate doing the like, oh no, I'm actually have lunch. So I'll like head off a bit early or, you know, whatever. Like that's probably how I would do it. But, um, I write doing the like, Oh no, I'm actually on lunch at the moment. And also, but as like our boss, if somebody said to me like, Oh, I'm just having lunch.

I'd be like, sick. Can you just call me back? If something was really urgent, that's probably the only time I would actually ring, but otherwise I'd probably like send a message and be like, do you have five minutes to talk about this later? Or like, isn't that 12 to one time just kind of that time where you just assumed? People are booking meetings in for 1230. Like it's kind of a dick thing to do that I think.

Oh, plug in a meeting for Wednesday. How's our 1230? Like it's kind of a dick thing to do. Yeah. I think I'll plug in a meeting for Wednesday. How's our 1230? What? Or like, I think I even remember someone doing that. Maybe you did it at one point and I was like, no, that's like, it's lunchtime. Yeah, come on. You know, I write that.

Uh, last week we talked about doing the hippity dippity before a date. Yep. Um, Alex gay has a normal on arm. Hi, Alex. Having a normal on arm. Hi Alex. Having a pre-dinner meal before you go out to eat at a restaurant so you don't end up ordering hundreds of dollars worth of food when you get there.

That fancy little restaurant food tastes elite but it's not enough substance and I can't afford 27 little courses. Nah. Yeah. I don't really go anywhere like that fancy. And only one time, do you remember when I did that degustation thing and that was super fancy, but there was so much food.

Yeah. Like there's so much food. And there was so much wine, I believe. There was a lot of wine. I think it was like 12 courses and every course had a glass of wine. And at one stage I hadn't caught up yet. And I just had three wines cause I was like trying to catch up with the last one. I remember the day before you're like,

oh, apparently we can do a paired wine. That sounds fun. I was like, okay. Yeah. And then they offered you a cocktail beforehand. So I had an old fashioned before we started. Which is usually more than enough for you for the night. Yeah, that's done me.

My legs get hot and I want to go home. And then every course came out and I want to go home. And then, and then every course came out and I said to Tony, I was like, you're gonna have to start drinking some of this. Because I can't, I was like, hey. And then when I paid the bill, I remember standing there being like, bleh. I was like floating around like a beach ball.

It was a mess. I picked up Tony the next morning to record the podcast. And it was as if Tony like hit the clubs, like a 19 year old girl just like how? And I was like, what the fuck? Why are you so hungover? I thought you were just going out for dinner and you're like, you know how I was talking about the bad wines?

That was 67 courses. And it was like, no matter how much I showered, the alcohol was like coming out of my pores. Like I stank because I just couldn't get the alcohol off me. And that's why I don't drink because this is what happens to me. Until that day, I'd never associated, even though like it makes sense if I think about it, but I never associated restaurants with like getting fucked up. No.

I associated restaurants with like, oh, you like have a few drinks and you know, if we want to get fucked up, you can go out after dinner. But like, I'm like, could you go out after? And you're like, no, by halfway through mains, I was like, take me home. And I was so full because I like, so no, I wouldn't. Okay, cop that Alex K, go fuck yourself. I wouldn't.

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But now we do. Because we were accused once of having a business, but we did not have a business. We were accused of having a business. We didn't have a business. And then after we were accused of one, we actually, after a while said, that actually sounds like a good idea. Maybe we should. Funnily enough, it was good financial advice.

That's very off brand for that person and illegal in a lot of the cases. But this small business is owned by Tony and Ryan. I'm studying business. We are a business, very important business people running a large scale four person business. Have I set the tone for how serious this business is? Very serious business. We know what we're doing is basically the headline.

So the other night we have a meeting, an important business meeting with this person we've never met before. Some high flyer from Los Angeles, they've moved to London for a big job, big fancy person, and because of the time zones, it's a 9pm Zoom chat. And can I just say we are not good with time difference chat at the best of times. Oh, just ask people on Patreon. But then all of a sudden on our emails we've got, well, I'm from LA, but I'll be in London. We said, so you carry the form.

Are they doing local time or are they doing, you know? It took a very long time to figure it out. It was really fucking confusing. And I was like, if it goes in our calendar, is that their time and we have to work it out? Or does it adjust inside the Google calendar? I've never understood that. I don't understand that.

I've never understood that. Do you know what else is strange? Is that when we travel, then when I open my calendar, I've never understood that. I don't understand that. I've never understood that. Do you know what else is strange? Is that when we travel, then when I open my calendar, all the stuff is there. But it's in the wrong time. But it's in the wrong time. I don't know about that magic. Like we were in London last year and it goes,

oh Ryan, you've got class at 10 AM this morning. I go, that's ridiculous. It's always at night. But that's the right time. And the day before. Because then when you join, everyone else is there. I was like, what are you guys doing here this morning? How did you know?

You don't only turn up at night. Did you guys change the time for me to be the morning? The whole rest of my class is coming in the morning. It's very confusing. They knew I was out of town. Yeah. I don't like it at all. There's some, there's some witch magic going on.

I don't like it. Speaking of which magic, we do have people filling out forms to work for us. Has that gone out at the moment? No. So we don't have the official Tony and Ryan witch yet? No. Well, I do have their information. Okay.

Redacted. No, no, no, you don't have to redact that because Erica McMullen, the Tony and Ryan witch was our first person who ever joined our team. More coming on that. Okay. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. But we'll talk to Erica about the time difference. She might know.

Well, she's a witch. She'd get it. She would know. So we've got this important business meeting at 9 p.m. And then I get this text message from Tony at 8.57. Is being constipated and trying to force a poo out of my bum and groaning a good reason to be late for a meeting with someone we haven't met before, yes or no? Can I just say 9pm is after dinner time? You know? And so all of my regular ablutions, they have their

appropriate time in my life. So if you write down ablutions for the Googling this week. So I was like, you know, out of whack, thinking that I had to like strain. And I, I just had a sore tummy. I had a sore tummy. Yeah, you had a big, big, big. And I, then I joined thinking, oh my God, I'm going to be late and you guys are going to be there.

Um, but so I like quickly joined and I think I messaged you again being like, oh my God, no, I will be on time. And I joined and I'm a little bit flapped and it was only the host of the meeting on the call. The big wig. And I was like, wasn't she impressive? She was amazing. Yeah.

And it was, and it was lovely to meet her finally on, you know, face to face. Yep. And I was like, Oh, Ryan's not here. That's strange. Um, so we kind of start chatting, not that strange, really. We kind of start chatting and I'm like padding because you're not there yet. Thank you. Appreciate it. Um, and I'm like, Oh, so you went LA, she was actually in London.

You know, we do the whole thing. And then, um, the dreaded fucking question comes up and she goes, so is it in her cool LA accent? So is it just you joining or is Ryan joining as well? And I was like, I thought you hadn't noticed. Okay. And I was like, oh, you know what? He will be here shortly, but he's actually a new dad.

And I would like to discuss this because I keep saying you're a new dad. Anyway, so I'm like, oh, you know, he's got, he's got a wee babe. So, you know, it's cowboy world over there at nighttime because, you know, like, and it's 9pm for us, you know, we, you know, I start really like laying it on pretty thick about how, you know, you're such a devoted dad. I'm probably putting Mabel down and probably putting Mabel down or maybe she's not feeling too well. Maybe she's a bit constipated as well.

Who knows? Anyway, I get some sympathy and I'm like, done. Like we'll keep padding. And then all of a sudden Ryan's little square pops up on zoom. And I'm like, thank fucking God. And then she goes, hi, I'm blow. Hi, welcome. And I was like, hi Ryan.

Um, oh, I was, I was just saying that like, you know, Mabel must have been, you know, and he goes, what now have you guys watched that show? Hi on Netflix. Oh, and he's not at his desk. He's on the couch, got his laptop on his knees. And I was like, and I was like, um, I was like, what? And this woman's like, and he goes, oh, sorry. Yeah. I'm late.

Cause I just got in the wormhole watching this documentary about that Irish drug smuggler in Ibiza who ended up in Peru. Yeah. And I was like, it really just like, you just, and all of a sudden times pass. It's an amazing show on Netflix. I 10 out of 10 recommend it. And, and Ryan goes, yeah, have you guys watched that? And I was like, oh, so I actually just stood up for you and said that you were being a great dad.

But you, and he goes, oh, no, we actually had a great night with Mabel. She went down hours ago. Yeah. That's why it was the first time we've been able to sit down and watch TV show for ages. I'm three and a half episodes into this, which and that story really comes full circle at the end, doesn't it? I have seen it. Yeah.

And I didn't tell that to the person on the meeting. I was like, no, I haven't seen it. Would love to chat about business. But then, do you know what I've just remembered? That the other week we did have another meeting that was kind of late. It was like 7 PM or something. And, um, Ryan joined with a fucking icy pole. I don't think that's.

And ate the icy pole through the meeting. And he jumps on it and goes, what's the vibe on like eating an icy pole on a meeting? And I was like, I acknowledged and asked him if that was okay. And I was like, I'm against it. And the people on the phone were like, you Aussies. And he got away with it because he goes, yeah, it's really hot here. It's like 40 degrees. Yeah, it's the middle of summer.

And that did happen. And then when he gets to the end, he's like licking the fucking paddle pop stick. Yeah. The miracle of this whole story is if you weren't constipated, I'd still be watching that show. Yeah, because I wouldn't have message to interrupt. And I just never would have gained. And oh my God, I could be dead on the toilet. And you wouldn't even know.

I was just trying to strain my poo out. Anyway. Appreciate you. Yeah. No, that's okay. But I think the consensus on... I was just trying to strain my poo out. Anyway. Appreciate you. Yeah. No, that's okay. But I think the consensus on- It went pretty well, surprisingly. I think the consensus on Hi on Netflix is good.

Yeah. The real story of the cocaine smuggler. What's it called? It's actually, it's called Hi, but it's like the true story of her- She goes missing and then- She's half of the Peru too. It happened in like August, 2013.

So when I, I think I posted about that on Insta. When I started watching, I posted that on Instagram. So many people in Ireland were like, oh, for years, every Halloween there was always someone with the big- The bun? Yeah. So I thought the bun was going to be part of the drug smuggling. Same, I saw that, like, well obviously the drug's in the bun.

The cocaine's in the bun, but it wasn't. It was in the oatmeal packets in the luggage. How funny is that? Yeah, it's good though. I do recommend it. I don't know if our meeting attendant, our host, sorry. She wasn't overly interested in it. But she was lovely and she thought it was so funny.

She's like, God, you guys are so quirky, which I love. Speaking of being quirky though, I've got an amazing you love to see and I really have to share it. It's gonna pop out of me like an old bean. Please. My you love to see it is a motherfucking baked potato. Yes.

You've got your little hottie in the bottom and then like your cheese, your sour cream. Sour cream, oh, so awesome. Your chiveubby little slut. Maybe a couple of little bits of bacon if you're nasty. Is that called a- And Bob is your fucking uncle. It's just so good.

Like you just love to say it. I just actually don't think that there's anything better than a baked potato and it makes me a bit emotional. Because how does a potato get so creamy? You don't even have to add anything. When you put it is unreal. It is so good. And that's a whole dinner if you want.

Oh, spud bar. Live your dream. Like have you been, have you been to a spud bar? I haven't because I like it. You know, when you do it, it's a home food. Yeah. If you put bacon in it, does it become a spud Kilpatrick? That is really funny.

You know what? Does Kilpatrick just mean with bacon? No. Put that on the thing. What does Kilpatrick mean? We'll Google that tomorrow. Do you put it in a jacket? Like, no, no, no, the skin jacket,

like in the foil in the oven? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, cause you can do it in the air fryer, cuts a bit of time off. Yeah, save a little bit of time on that one. Is the foil going to send the air fryer into oblivion? No, you can't do that in the microwave. Yeah. Okay.

I also bought this thing from Spotlight. Show it off. Not sponsored. It's called like a potato cooker, and it's just this little jacket, like it's like a red bag and you put that in the microwave and you can cook a potato in like

really short amount of time. What the fuck does Spotlight not have? See, this is the thing about Spotlight. What is Spotlight? It is heaven. I just, I can't describe, like describe Spotlight in a few words. Well, cause you go, oh, craft store.

Not appropriate. That's what I mean. Material store. They sell balloons. Party store. They sell material. I've bought dress ups for this show from Spotlight. Curtains.

Kitchen shit. Potato bag. Fucking Zappos and other candy and sundries at the front, art, vases, don't know why I'm doing that noise. I forgot why are we buzzing? Why are we buzzing? Because you could probably get that at Spotlight. They sell utensils, tablecloths.

I got a detective outfit from there. They sell bakeware, cake decorating stuff. You can get helium balloons from there. They sell bakeware, cake decorating stuff. You can get helium balloons from there. Spoiler alert, Scoop Jon has an outfit next week. Do you know what? Someone's been to Spotlight. Is amazing. Spotlight?

Helium. And doesn't that really add like a little bit to a party? When you go, oh, helium balloons, haven't you done well? You know? I thought you meant adds to a party when we start sucking down the helium and doing the funny voices. Well, that's good too. Yeah.

As the party's winding down. But when you look at someone with helium balloons, you go, fuck, you've got your shit together. Yeah, it is impressive. Like that's next level. I did see this video. Should we get a helium tank for work? I'm surprised we don't have one already. And just then that's part of our identity.

Like how we now are people, office with Zupa Dupas. I have an idea. Yes. Lifebranch time. For the next Tarpathon, every hour we tie three more helium balloons to ourselves. Yes. And we keep going until we-

No, shut up. Yes. I'm on board. You've already sold it to me. You have my money. I bought it from you. We're live until we get airborne. You guys, we might need a few tanks.

And it's three an hour. How many, what are you suggesting, Charles? I would say it would be like over a hundred you would need to fly. That's fat shaming. What if we... No, it's because he's seen up. He's seen up and that house took so long.

Ryan's been eating well, gonna need a few more takes of helium to get that back off the ground. We did have a lot of bacon potatoes. We've eaten a lot of bacon potatoes. How many would Mabel need? She would need less. I'm thinking, yeah, maybe we back in like Mabel or Pippa. Yeah, but we have to do it inside. Yeah.

Because if Pippa gets to the roof, then we can still grab her, but if it's outside, she'll float away. Yeah, oh, and I wouldn't even risk it. I'd risk it with Mabel, but not Pippa. And that's fair. What if we did it with like my Crocs or something? No, cause that would be one balloon

and that'd be the shortest live stream ever. Which there'll be a time in the live stream where that will sound like a good idea. Yeah. We hit the 30 hour mark and go, fuck, maybe we should have done those crocs. We should have done the crocs. I do like the idea of trying to get something airborne with the helium balloons. I think that's quite funny. Write that down.

What about, what if we got a Jimny and that's what we floated up? We're heavier than a Jimny. Definitely over a hundred. At least 200 balloons, but I like it. I like it. and that's what we floated up. We're heavier than a Jimny. Definitely over a hundred. At least 200 balloons, but I like it. I like it. You know, maybe that's fun. I like it cause I'd have a Jimny.

That's why I'm trying to get you across the line. What if we had to get a spotlight airborne and then we got a spotlight. Should we film this in a spotlight? Yes. The spiritual home of Tony and Ryan. Yes. I've got a love to say it.

What if we made a baked potato airborne? Again, probably I'd say that's a six balloon. You don't know how much sour cream I use. I've been through a debrutation. And the bacon. I mean staying corrected. And the bacon.

I mean, God, pump up a few extras. I actually had sour cream last night. Oh, on what? When I got home. Sour cream fucks. It does. I do not. And do you know who can get completely fucked?

People who think that Greek yogurt and sour cream are interchangeable. They're not. Fuck you. Go to hell. Fuck off. Tell it walking sweetheart. I'll blow you to fucking hell. Wait, you know what I mean.

Hope you drown in a gyros. What? You wouldn't even put sour cream on a gyros. No, because they're not interchangeable. Who's side am I on? I don't know, but you wouldn't put sour cream on a Uros. No, you'd put the other thing you said. Greek yogurt?

Yeah. No, on a Uros you'd put like, tum. Like garlic, garlic sauce. Oh yeah. Anyway, last night we- You're off. I don't like it. Okay.

You don't even know where you're putting your tum in yet. What did you have sour cream on? We did like the slow cooker, the meat. Like a- The meat. And then it had like a Mexican bowl. So it was like rice. What kind of meat was it?

The slow, it's like the one that's not chicken. And so in the bowl- Like pork? Probably, yeah. So right. No. You know, I don't give a fuck about meats. I love all of them and they're just meat to me. So there's a bowl and there's rice, there's marinated slow cooked meat and then there's sour cream, corn, avocado, adobo sauce, corn. Two lots of corn. Two lots of corn.

Actually, many corns if you cut them off the thing. And there's like a, would you say that's a Mexican bowl sort of thing? Yeah. Yeah, yummy. Yep. Yep, yep, yep. With sour cream. No garlic.

Tum. Tum. Well, you wouldn't put tum probably on that. No. And then because of the sour cream, I had a sore tum after. That's funny. My normal or not? You know what me, that's so strange.

My Lea loved to see it. Yes. You know how we've done normal or nah today, but you know how we often come up, well I normally come up with a new idea and then we do realize it's just normal or nah. Totally. Such as who's in the wrong.

Who's the fuckhead. Who's the fuckhead, who's the jerk. Yep. They all end up kind of just being a normal or nah alternative. Megan Likowski said, I've got a pitch for a new segment. And this is after Monday when we gave up on the pod and just watched The Knight's Tale. She said, my new segment is called Who's That? It's where you watch a movie and just ask who's that of the actors.

And the good thing about it is it's definitely not normal or nah. You're right. Because normal or nah is quite good. Yeah. And that maybe isn't as good. Now, Luke Coombe, no relation. To Luke Coombe? No, to Megan Lebowski. The Big Lebowski. That's a good movie, actually.

Just makes you want a white Russian though. You know Lebowski. That's a good movie actually. Just makes you want a white Russian though. You know that drink, the cream and vodka and whatever. Now it says, legitimately once a week, you should chuck on free to air movies and just try and name the actors. I would listen to that, says Lucas Coom.

So I wouldn't do that on the pod, but we, Charles and I are working out a way that we can watch movies live inside Patreon. Cause you can't do that on the pod, but we, Charles and I are working out a way that we can watch movies live inside Patreon. Cause you can't do that on YouTube because you get taken down for like copyright thing, but we're figuring out a way to do that. So even though this is like a silly idea, it's very realistic and we're getting closer and closer by the day. So yeah, inside chat, we used to do like what movie watch Watch parties. Watch parties on Netflix, but then we realized

that around the world, oh, that movie's not available on Netflix here, this one's here, or that one's it's on Disney Plus. And then we assume you've got a Netflix. It just got like a bit hard. But also it was only a chat, like a text chat. We weren't like on the thing and you couldn't hear us talking and whatever.

So it was like a bit lame. Now I don't want to get involved in your tech chat because you guys, Charles is the best on the biz. But is, can we go real old school? Like we're filming the TV screen, you know? Would you want that? Well, that's a way that everyone can see it because we're filming it. You know how when those dodgy old DVDs where someone's been in the cinema and

just filmed the movie? We could do it so then like you're in the screen and then bottom left is. Yeah. So one of them is us just filming us. But we don't need to film the TV because we just like stream that into the video. Like real tech chat. Yeah. You know how like how I showed you this morning how you can flip the screen behind you.

Yeah. That can just go on the screen that goes out live as well. Then who films the screen? No. So it's just like just go on the screen that goes out live as well. Then who films the screen? No, so it's just like I feed the screen. But isn't there a charm knowing that some guy has rocked up with a... You know when you try and film something on the TV and it goes like... Blblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblbl and you're just really aware. Yeah. There's a charm to that. Yeah. You don't like that?

Um. I know you're capable of better technically, but I think the charm is being overlooked. Yeah, okay. Well, it's weaker. Like I said, we're not there yet. We're getting closer. Okay.

Yeah. Yep, no. Cool. Tony, I can see you. Tony said, great idea. Looked at Charles and just shook her head. I said, we can look into it. All right. Tomorrow on the show, one of the great slash definitely worst IKEA hacks you'll ever see.

And having Tony, Ryan and the comment section had a fucking field day. God, I just, you have me at hack. Whenever people say, have you seen this hack? I go fucking strappy. If there was a hack, it would just be the way. Yeah. Um. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Literally. Yeah. It's not. It's not. For a reason. Yeah. All right.

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