Toni and Ryan - Pour some gravy on my breast

Episode Date: September 5, 2021

As always things get out of hand (sorry) and we talk about things you can say in two unlikely places, an annoying gripe Toni has with her partner and some INTERNATIONAL feedback. WE'VE GONE GLOBAL! Love ya x Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Hey, is that Xander? Yeah, hey, mate. How are you? Good. It's Ryan, John and Tony Lodge. How are you doing? Hi.

Hey, good. Hi. How are you? Oh, my God, I totally forgot. I was like, oh, who's calling me? Are you fucking joking? You forgot? What else have you got on?

We're in a lockdown. There's nothing else to do. Yeah, you guys are in a lockdown. I'm not. Oh, where are you? In Brisbane. Do you know what you should do? Because Ryan and I were talking about this last week,

that we really just wish we could go to the pub, have a beer and have a parma. Can you do that for us this afternoon? I mean, yeah, look, I can. I can. You're asking a lot, but I definitely can. All right. What a good guy.

Before we, like we're in the studio, obviously planning to do a podcast, we just obviously wanted to get your approval and if that was okay. Absolutely. Thank you so much. We appreciate it. No worries, guys. Oh, have a great day.

You too. Have fun. Hey, my name's Denda from Brisbane and I approve this podcast. Yeah. Have fun. Hey, my name's Denda from Brisbane and I approve this podcast. Hi. Hello. Welcome. Welcome to episode five.

Five. And thank you very much to everyone who's had some lovely things to say about the podcast. It's lovely, isn't it? It is. However. Shocking also. Shocking, confronting, confusing. There is some feedback later on in this episode and it's international feedback.

All of the feedback today's ep is from overseas. International feedback. That sounds really good. I'm glad that you said that right at the beginning. Yeah. Now, remember last week I mentioned that I was accused of cheating? Yes. My partner accused me.

Well, the story you're going to hear from Switzerland outdoes any of the cheating stories. So that's coming up in feedback. Oh, okay. And I also need to talk about I've realised that my partner does something and I just can't let it go and it's not good. Not good for him or just not good that you're aware of it? Both.

Both, okay. Not good for him because it pisses me off. Okay, so lockdown cabin fever is really setting in at Tony's house. Turns out that staying inside for 215 days isn't good for a relationship. Who saw that coming? I think everyone listening who's been in lockdown will just be nodding going, yep, I'm here, Yeah, I feel that. I get it.

I totally understand. First, though, things you can say in the bedroom and at the dinner table. And I'm just going to put it out there. I started jotting some things down and thinking some ideas and I was crying before. So sorry if this gets out of hand and especially things being a bit gross and dirty and disgusting.

I feel like this is Tony Lodge's wheelhouse and we're really going to see the real true Tony. So I got this idea from a Facebook post by Stacia Black, who is an author, and then Christian Hull actually posted something similar. Right. I love Christian. Yeah, me too.

He's a great friend of both of ours. Flex. I've got his phone number actually. I don't know if it works because I texted him once, he never texts me back. I've got Christian Hell's burner phone number. It's his assistant or something, Phoebe. And it was a post full of things that you can say in the bedroom and also that you could say at the dinner table. All right, are we just going to go back and forth? Yeah. Okay, you can go first and I'm scared.

You like that, don't you? Oh, it's got a nice bit of pink there in the middle. Oh, quick, spit it out. I was thinking about asking for seconds, but now I've had that first round, I'm just ready for a nap. Sorry, I'm actually allergic to nuts. Oh, you've spilled a bit there. Do you want me to get a towel?

Oh, that's not how my mum does it. Ha! Sorry. I was... Oh, that's not how my mum does it. I wasn't actually expecting it to get that spicy, so someone's going to have a sore butt tomorrow. Can you pass that spatula? Let's smack the bottom. With that spatula? Like smack the bottom. With a spatula?

Is that normal? See, I don't see that as normal bedroom language. But now again we're learning. You could say it in both. You could say, I don't say it in both. Let that be clear. I don't personally say it in both. These aren't all things that we can say personally, is it?

No, because all mine have not been said by me. Oh, that's saltier than I was expecting. Oh, need some water. I know you wanted this to be romantic, but having all those guys from the string quartet just watching us is kind of making it awkward. Oh, yeah. Sorry, that one took me a little minute.

Uncle Jim, what are you doing here? Here's something I'd say at the dinner table and also whilst having sex. Hey, Tony. Yeah. Should we record a podcast? God, I've been basting all afternoon. For God's sake, Tony, don't talk with your mouth full. Oh, for God's sake, Tony, don't talk with your mouth full.

Oh, I wasn't expecting a red sauce. You too can wear the Dolmio grin. Oh, well, they're not going to sponsor us now. Maybe they will. Oh! I thought we were having a carbonara tonight, but we're having a bolognese. Stick a fork in me, I'm done. Maybe that one is in the bedroom and also if you're a turkey.

All right, I think that's enough of that. Let's just move on before we break any rules. Yeah, fair enough. Sorry about that. Thank you again to everyone who's left reviews on Apple Podcasts, by the way, and joined the Facebook group. Just search for Tony and Ryan. Lots of people throwing comments in there.

We'll put a video of that in there and if you want to add to it, we'd love to hear your thoughts as well. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. God, you're really going to get people interacting. You're so smart. Thanks, mate. Yeah.

Stop winking at me. Sorry. So I mentioned earlier that I've realised something that my boyfriend does and I think there was a bit in How I Met Your Mother in the early days where it was like when someone mentions something to you and you just can't unhear it. Yep.

Every time Torbs, my boyfriend, we've been together for seven years, every time he orders a package, he gives me updates about wherever it is. And how much do you care? Oh, I could not give less of a shit. How regularly? Every time he orders something. But how regular are the updates? Every time it moves.

And if it hasn't moved for long, he goes, God, it hasn't moved in a while. He orders a lot of stuff online. So give me the, so you buy it and then it goes to like the warehouse, then the delivery and then the... Yeah, so it'll say it's been dispatched and then it will say, oh, it's on its way to Australia and it will say, oh, it's landed in Melbourne.

And then it will say out for delivery. And if it says out for delivery, he'll go, oh, out for delivery. Do you reckon that means it's coming today? I'm like, yes, mate, because every time you order a package, it's the exact same thing. Did you pretend to be interested in this the first time and now he thinks that you care? Well, so it all started many years ago.

He's always done it and I never realised until recently. Obviously, we're in lockdown. There's not a lot of stuff to talk about. Yeah. And I realised that he does it and just the other day, so he makes synths, right? So he makes these Eurorack synthesizers, like musical instruments. Yeah. So he's just always ordering stuff and then he builds them himself.

So it's like little bits of parts and I need an extra this and two of those and like. Yes. So he'll buy 100 resistors at a time and they'll come, but then he has to buy the front part from somewhere else and the cable from somewhere else. Then you have to buy like the actual solder from somewhere else. Oh, my God.

I'm now on your team because I'm so bored. Oh, I know. Okay. So it all comes in a million packages. So he orders a lot of stuff online, but it's cheap, so it's just always coming in from different places. The other day he goes, oh oh this package is coming from america and i was like oh great mate he goes yeah where do you reckon they would send it from if it was in america and i was like oh bro i don't know like la isn't that where you get a flight from LAX to Sydney or whatever. He was like, oh, the weird thing about it is that it's gone

from LA to Kentucky. And I was like, okay. Maybe they sent it from Kentucky then. He goes, yeah, Kentucky's KY, isn't it? I was like, I don't know, mate. Do you want me to Google it? Like, what do you want me to do? And I'm just getting a bit more frustrated, a bit more frustrated

every time he's bringing it up. Because what do you want from me? It's really grading on me. I'm like, I'm not actually the fucking postal service, i don't actually know and then he's like yeah go on kentucky go on inland that's weird isn't it i was like yeah bro i guess so and then he goes so when you start calling your partner mate and bro i'm like it's not common but bro's not good okay and anyway he's going on about it. And I was like, Alex, to be honest with you,

you tell me a lot about where your parcels come from, and I really don't need it to be a conversation every single time you order a parcel. You said it. I, like. Would you describe this as a snap? Did you snap? And he was like, what do you mean?

And I was like, every time you order a package, you ask me how long I think it's going to take to get here. How did he react? He was like, oh. He was gutting. Yeah, he was really upset. He was like, sorry, I'm just trying to share my life with you. Trying to share my life.

And he is. He cares about you and he wants to share what he's going through because you probably share what you're going through with him and he empathises back. But I actually don't need to know the ten-point journey that a parcel's taken to get here. The other day, I actually, you know, the other day he goes, oh, my parcel's leaving Singapore.

And I was like, oh, great, it'll be here in a couple of days. He goes, oh, well, how long's a flight from Singapore to Melbourne? I was like, what? He goes, doesn't it only take six hours to get from Singapore to Melbourne? I was like, they're not putting your parcel on a passenger flight. It's not sitting in row 7F. Yeah, they're not going, oh, sir, would you like an orange juice? And they're talking to your parcel in the thing like,

and he goes, don't they? Don't they put it on passenger planes? Has he not heard of cargo planes? Does he know how, maybe that's why he has all these questions because he has no idea. He's genuinely confused about how it all works. And I was like, mate, it's not going to take six hours to get from Singapore to our house.

There isn't a taxi waiting there for Alex Tolan's package. Like, it's not fucking coming. It's just not coming. I reckon you just sit here in our apartment and when the doorbell rings, you go and answer it. And that's all you really need to do. Because that's all you need to do. Like, keep an eye on it.

That's fine. But literally the play-by-play, but his little heart when I snapped at him last night. Oh, it sunk. And I felt really bad. But honestly, I don't want to hear about it. But like it would have hurt him, but now he's not going to mention it again, is he? No, he's not. And then we're just probably never going to talk because there's nothing else to talk about

because all you can do is order packages and wait for them to come. All right, I have a question for you. Okay. As someone who is scared that he may have done something similar, I want you to tell me if this is in fact the same or if this is different. So you do something to me that annoys me which is kind of similar. Okay, you go first.

Go on. Well, you tell me the same thing over and over all the time and I hate it. I can't believe you're saying this to me. Because you do that all the time to me. You know why I do that all the time? Why? Because sometimes I'll tell you something and then you'll be like,

why didn't you tell me? And I was like, I told you the other day and you're like, well, you should have reminded me. That has never happened. That has never happened. Bullshit. Bullshit. That has never happened.

What have I told you multiple times? Okay, literally last night you posted a tweet and you sent me a screenshot of them and you said how funny are these and then this morning... I did not send you tweets of mine saying how funny am I. Oh, she's got receipts. I do actually. What I was saying... And I'm going to get our

video producer Franco to post this as well. Can I just add the reason I sent this out... Here are the screenshots of you saying how good's my gear. No. And then, hang on, and then this morning we walked into this studio and you went oh mate, my tweets are going off. And I was like, yeah mate, I know you sent them to me. And then

you read the tweets out and I said, mate, I know you sent them to me last night. I told you they were funny and you're like, yeah, it's pretty, it's blown up though. Like, like Darren Hinch has replied and stuff. Like, it's a pretty big deal. He's like an ex-footballer. In my ex-footballer, Darren Hinch, the senator slash broadcaster,

not ex-footballer. Okay. Let me make a few asterisks to your story. Sure. Most of it's correct though. Just a few asterisks. Here we go. The reason I sent it to you last night and I sent it to another friend

of mine, Tim, as well, is because I was nervous that I was out of line and I kind of needed a, no, no, no, it's okay, because it was drugs related because Nadia Bartel, the ex-wife of a footballer, Jimmy Bartel, she got busted doing gear on a $1.50 Kmart plate. Kmart plate. And I don't know if there's nothing else in the news, but it was a big deal in Melbourne for some reason.

Yeah, big deal. So I said, and I'm going to tell you for a third time because I need approval from people listening right now. I can actually play by, I can tell you word for word the tweets because I remember them. You've told me them that many times. Basically, I had to keep an eye on it because I was scared that like I'd put my foot in it.

Someone was going to call me out and I needed someone I thought I trusted like Tony Felicia Lodge to go, you know what, Ryan? What you've said there is actually okay. You haven't muddied the waters. You didn't ask me for an opinion here. But you would have told me if I was out of line, wouldn't you? But you didn't ask me for an opinion. We were talking about something else.

You sent those screenshots and I said, ha, ha, ha, very good. And then the conversation moved on. You didn't then say, mate, sorry, it was just like vibe check. Okay, maybe I'll tell you next time. You didn't ask me for a vibe check. All right, next time I'll be very more specific about it. Yeah, please. Okay, anyway, what was the thing that you were going to ask?

I don't even care anymore. We still are. Okay, here's what I was going to ask, and I'm so annoyed that that's been brought up. I'm sorry. Because you made it sound like I was boasting, but when I said blowing up, I was like, I'm nervous because people are, like, pushing back.

You went, oh, mate, it's really, it's really hot. Stop using that voice. That's not what I sound like. Oh, mate, yeah, yeah, get around it. Oh, yeah, my Twitter, mate, it's blowing up. I've got, like, 400 people following me on Twitter. Twitter is... Oh, flex, okay., mate, is blowing up. I've got like 400 people following me on Twitter. Twitter is... Oh, flex, okay.

Okay. Where's your parcel? Tell me. So when we order Uber Eats or Deliveroo or whatever... He does eat with this too. I'll be like, oh, they're still wrapping it up. Yeah. Because Bridget will be like, where's dinner?

I'm like, well, it hasn't actually got to the delivery drive yet. It's still in the kitchen. And I like sort of follow along. And where I live, it's actually not that hard to find where I live. But you know how it's like a laneway down a laneway. Down the corner, yeah. So if you're on a bike, you can go through this laneway. But if you're in a car, you can't.

So often I get a phone call from the driver in a car being like. On the main road. Yeah, and they're like, oh, but you can actually see they've tried to go through the laneway that they can't go through. So I'll be like doing a play-by-play with Bridge and I'll be like, oh, he's in a car and he reckons he can get through that laneway, but he can't get through that laneway. He's going to have to go around. He reckons he's a minute away. He's not a minute away. He's about seven. He's seven. So I'll give a play-by-play like that. Is that okay?

Okay. Considering I've got a hungry wife sitting next to me. Yeah. So I am Bridget in that situation. I'm like, oh, where's the food? But Toil's will be like, oh, has it left yet? I'll be like, no, no, no, I'm following it. He'll be like, is it close?

And I'll be like, I'm following it, mate. I'll let you know when you need to go downstairs. And he'll go, oh, but where is it? I'm like, mate, you're going to get your food. The food is coming. We just have to deal with this. So for you saying, oh, he's is it? I'm like, mate, you're going to get your food. The food is coming. We just have to deal with this. So for you saying, oh, he's not going to make it down that way, I appreciate that because I like a funny commentary.

Okay, thank you. Good to know. And the difference, I guess, is that Bridget asked, but never in your life have you gone, hey, Tom's, where's that soldering iron at? Do you reckon it's in Kentucky? That's the thing, right? The food, there's common interest.

We're both going to eat it. I really want the burgers to come as quickly as possible. If it says that they're a minute away but they're going to take seven, I want to know about it because it means I'm seven minutes away from food. Good to know. I don't care about resistors coming from Singapore. I don't care about that. And you know what?

I don't think many people do. I'm not going to get a serotonin boost when that knock on the door comes. He is. That's great. I'm a resistor from Singapore here. Bloody hell. What did you watch on the flight over? Oh, God.

Yeah, did they offer you chicken or beef? Hey, this is Xander from Brisbane. You're listening to Tony and Ryan. Yeah. You having a good time, mate? Yeah. Are you having fun? No, I just tolerate this time each week. I like really look forward to this.

Oh, okay. I love you. I love you. I love you. I fucking love you. I fucking love you. I fucking love you. I fucking love you. I fucking love you. I fucking love you. I fucking love you.

I would kill you. Out of love. Wrong preset. Oh, sorry, I pressed the wrong button here. Yeah, there's two options. No, all good, mate. Before I get into the feedback, we were just talking about vibe checks. I just need to get a vibe check from you.

Yeah, vibe check, yep. On a scale of really masculine old school man to like softy soft, where would I be on that scale just like as a manly man? Because I've got something coming up that I'm curious to know what your vibe, how you'll read it. Oh, I think you're perfectly nestled in the middle because there are things that you can be really sensitive about and really passionate about but there's also things that you're like that I really trust you with in a way that, I don't know, manly.

I don't know. What does that even really mean? Yeah, I don't know. Do you mean muscly or that you're aggressive? Like overly masculine and bro-y and like. No, you're not like that two canoes. Yeah, clearly. You know that like that guy that walks around like they're holding

two canoes under their arms and then, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Pass me a brisky. Good, because in my things you love to see, there's something that gets me and it might seem like I'm a real softy. I don't know if it gets anyone else, but I'll get to that soon. Oh, I'll probably cry. I cry all the time.

You do. We'll get to that soon. Feedback. Oh, maybe I will cry. Last week I talked about how Bridget accused me of cheating. Yes. Just to bring you up to speed, Bridget found a bikini in the backseat of my car.

She's like, I've never worn this. I've never seen this. This clearly isn't mine. Whose bikini is in the back of your car? Yeah. I then reminded Bridget that a month earlier we decided we were going to go swimming twice a week to get fit. For exercise. And we never went a single time. And I said, Bridget, the reason you don't recognise the bikini, because you've never worn it, because we've never gone swimming.

Ha, ha, ha. Hashtag relatable content. So we have an email from Switzerland. Hi, Switzerland. Hello, Eva. Hi, Eva. Everyone on the train in Zurich thinks I'm insane because I'm laughing and trying not to pee myself whilst listening to you guys on the way to work.

Oh, my God. Her English must be phenomenal. Don't they speak English? I don't know. What language do Swiss people speak? German, French, Belgian, Swiss. Is Swiss its own language? Well, Schweizerdeutsch, which is Swiss German, is like a language.

They're one of those countries that's just super smart and speak a whole bunch. Don't we just sound like ignorant one-language idiots? I don't know either. But you're right. Good on her for listening to an English podcast. Eva said, your supposed cheating scandal reminded me of how I caught my now ex-husband cheating,

which resulted in us getting divorced. And I felt terrible. I was like, sorry to remind you of such a horrific time. She says, no, I'm so much better off without him. It's a badge of honour. Okay, great. Have a listen to this, though, in terms of how they get caught cheating. In some European countries, Eva said, when you get a speeding fine,

it actually comes with a photo of you in the car. So there can be no like I wasn't driving at the time. Like it's photo evidence. We get those here. Really? Yeah. Someone's driving fast and getting those. No, I've actually, I've never had a ticket.

But yeah, we get those here too. So she said, my husband told me he was in the US at work and he travelled for work all the time. Yeah. And two weeks after he came back, I got a letter from the Spanish police and it was a fine. Okay, so they're in Switzerland. Yep. The husband was in the US. Well, he said he was in the US.

But this has come from the Spanish government. The police going, yep, here is a speeding fine. Here is the photo and it's the husband and another woman in a rental car in Spain. And they travel all the time for work so she was a bit like, oh, what's the deal? Who's this? And it turns out instead of going to the US like he said,

he actually went to Seville with a lady he was seeing on the side and they were caught speeding in the car. And then the truth came out and, you know, they had big chats and now they're no longer together. Right? How much was the fine for? That's the first thing you asked. Is that the most important thing here?

No. If it was big, if it was small, would that impact the story in any way, shape or form? How do you reckon the letter got there? Do you reckon it went through Kentucky? Do you reckon it got the chicken or the beef on the fly? Where did the letter fly from? It turns out he'd been in Seville with this other woman.

She said, this is Eva. I often wonder if I had not seen that picture, would I have ever have known? I often wonder if the rental car was in her name and not his name, then the letter would have got sent to her address instead of the husband's address. There are so many small little tidbit details and I'm glad it worked out the way it has because I'm happier without him. Turns out those two ended up starting their own relationship and then he cheated on her, then she dumped him, and it seems like he's no good.

I've got a question. Sure. If you are doing the wrong thing, so say you tell Bridget that you're going to the US when actually you're somewhere else with some other person you're not supposed to be with. I'm going to the gym, actually going to the podcast studio with Tony Long. But are you going to put your actual home address on the form?

On the form? Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of audacity in this. Like, if you've got a cheat, do it properly, man. Surely you're not going to put your home address, because for whatever reason, why would you do that? I don't think this address would have been with the rental company. It would have been on your driver's licence because you get a fine. Then why don't you get a fake name or something?

But the police contact the rental agency and goes, oh, there's a speeding fine in this car. Who was driving the car at the time? Oh, here's his licence, send it to this address. So because last week you told us a story about a girl from here in Melbourne whose husband tried to claim a helicopter ride with a mistress on tax. Yes.

How stupid are these people? Idiots. If you were going to cheat on someone, surely you'd cover your tracks a bit better. Apparently not. I reckon I'd be so good at cheating on someone. How so? Actually, no, I wouldn't. You're so detail orientated. I actually wouldn't because I'm not good at cheating on someone. How so? Actually, no, I wouldn't.

You're so detail orientated. I actually wouldn't because I'm not good at lying. I can't lie. I don't lie because I'm not good at it. Yeah, I agree with that. You are very honest, like too honest. Yeah. And can I just, let me look at the camera.

So honest, like cripplingly, disgustingly, gruesomely, horrifically, harrowingly honest. Don't ask what she had for dinner and don't ask what the consequences were. Just. I actually had a burrito last night. Don't know, for God's sake. Sorry. Chicken.

But. Corn? Yeah. No, don't. Oh, sorry. You're right in that you're very honest, but you are detailed or orientated, and you'd be so paranoid about letting your current partner down,

you'd be like, well, if I'm going to, like, let some old mate throw it in, I'm going to cover his tracks. Yeah, like I'd say that, you know, I was recording a podcast or... Well, the reason we had to start doing this podcast is because Tony was hooking up with some other bloke regularly and kept telling Torbs you were recording a podcast. So I had to actually start a podcast. And then eventually Torbs was like,

so you've been recording these podcasts, but I haven't heard it. When are they coming out? Oh, they're in Kentucky, mate. Sorry. They're on their way. Any day now. All right. Angelique is now living in Melbourne,

and she's originally from New Zealand, though. Oh, Kia ora. Same as my wife. Welcome. Yeah, originally from New Zealand though. Oh, Kia ora. Same as my wife. Welcome. Yeah, welcome. Same as my wife. Say Kia ora. Can you say Kia ora?

Don't make me. Your wife is a Kiwi. Yeah, I know and I have like too much respect for New Zealand to like butcher their names and places. I can sing the Kiwi alphabet. Go on. So, Angela comments, Tony Lodge is a disgrace. My singing.

The alphabet. She watched the video about Liquorland. We were talking about a bottle shop in Melbourne called Liquorland. This is what happened. You might have seen it online. The bottle shop out the front of the Aldi in Abbotsford. You know that bottle on the side? I know it well.

Liquorland. Don't have to tell me twice. Of the Aldi and Abbotsford? You know that bottle on the side? I know it well. Lick her land. Don't have to tell me twice. Like, lick her land. Sorry, I thought that's what you meant. No. Oh, I was doing like a sex track. I know that now, yes. I'm sorry, I thought that's what you meant.

No, that's not what I meant at all. You know, I get it. No, oh. No, no. Okay, so that was last week. God, that was horrific. Angelique said there's a Bottle O in New Zealand that

sells really cheap drinks and other low priced goods. It's called Go Low and Liquor. That's not a joke, by the way. It's legit. I think she can say it at the dinner table and in the bedroom. Thank you, Angelique. Angelique.

Don't. Don't. No, Tony Lodge. No. No. I'm sorry, Angelique. Not only has, now that you've said that, I can't unhear it. Angelicaland. Flangelique.

Go low and Angelica. Angelica. Hardly know her. You're a pest. I'm sorry. Please keep listening, Angelica. Please keep listening. Welcome to Melbourne. Pleasure a pest. I'm sorry. Please keep listening, Andrew. Please keep listening. Welcome to Melbourne.

Pleasure to have you in the state. Is it? Thanks, Dan Andrews. Everyone right to go? You're right to go? Yeah, everyone right to go. Now, this is some feedback from Lady Orion is her name on TikTok. I don't know what her real name is.

It's just Lady Orion. Lovely to meet you, Lady Orion. It wasn't actually on the podcast, but the cameras captured it and we posted the video online and it is Tony complaining about, what's that thing on your phone called? I keep calling it a pop shove-it, like the skateboarding move, but I think it's called a pop sock. So this is what happens.

I just recently got one of these pop things on my phone. Yeah, nah, nah. I can't decide if I like it or not. I don't like it. I don't think I like it either. Pass it here. No, don't, because I don't trust you. So I don't know what to do.

No, I trust you, like, with my life, but just not with my phone. Relatable content. It's not relatable. Well, Maria, actually, before I get to Lady Orion, Maria said, I completely understand. I would rather give my kidney than give someone my phone. Why are you? I'm thinking about how much money you could get for a kidney

on the black market. I'd say $10,000 for a vital organ. But what's your phone worth, not in terms of the technology and the physical thing, but in terms of what's actually in there? What's that? I mean, there's nothing, like, naughty on there. It's not as if I... But it's your memories and your photos.

Yeah, my photos, all my messages, like, you know, I've got... The inconvenience of getting a new one and starting again. Exactly. Also, all your banking details, all your passwords are saved. Your Spotify-liked songs. I mean, they can go. But, yeah, all that stuff. I don't think I know my Instagram password.

Neither would I, yeah. You know, all those things. It's like when you lose your wallet. Yep. What a pain in the ass. $10,000, I reckon. Maria, I'd rather give my kidney than my phone. Yeah, no.

Me too, girl. Yeah, it's worth a kidney. Yeah, thanks for the insight. Lady Orin on TikTok says, I actually don't understand why the pop socket thing isn't built in and I don't understand how people can actually use their phone without one. She said, like, don't you just end up dropping your phone on your face the whole time? And the answer to that is yes. Yes, you do.

But when have you got your phone over your face? When you're laying in bed or on the couch looking at it, like all of the time? I've never got my phone over my face. So when you're laying in bed. Do you mean when you're on the phone, like if I was like, hey, how you going? Who talks on the phone? That's disgusting. No, when you're looking at your phone and you're swiping through TikTok. So I'm looking at my phone like this. What am I throwing it at my own face? What happens when you're laying on the couch? What happens when you're laying in bed? Where do you hold it?

Above yourself? I don't go on my phone like this. How do you do it then? I just like lay on my side, like look at it like this. I'm not like throwing my phone into my face. So you never lay on your back in bed? No. Don't starfish wink at me.

No, I don't ever do that. That's not an issue that I face. Well, it's an issue for Lady Orion and I wish her well in her future endeavors. I respect it, but I just don't know how you're throwing your phone in your face. I don't get that. Please don't know how you're throwing your phone in your face. I don't get that. I just want to say. Please don't silence me. I agree to disagree.

Before we get out of here, things we love to see. Tony Lodge. All right, well, this week, ScoMo has announced that they're actually now going to, they've revised the financial rewards for Olympic and Paralympic medalists. So earlier this week and last week, you might have seen that there's no money for Olympic and Paralympic medalists. So earlier this week and last week, you might have seen that there's no money reward for a Paralympian to go to.

So it's $20,000 if you win a gold medal in the Olympics and zero. Zero if you win in the Paralympic Games. And they've just changed it. They're going to be equal. I like that. Yeah. You love to see it. You do love to see it.

Mine is also Paralympic related. Oh. So Paralympics are just finishing up. The Olympics were about a month ago. When they cross back to the parents on Zoom and the parents are talking about how proud they are of their children, every single time I'm crying, I'm like, I've never met these people. I don't know these people.

But just seeing like a mum be like, I'm so proud of my boy. Oh, it does me right in. It's really nice. Yeah, it is really nice. I love seeing that stuff. What is that? No, it's just really, it is so nice. And it really sucks that at the moment people are making these huge achievements overseas

and their parents can't, you know, go over and see it happen, which is just, it really sucks. But it's so lovely seeing them on Zoom. I asked before of a vibe check and was like, is it okay if we both get mushy? We're both crying about parents on Zoom right now. Chat to youhy. Yeah. We're both crying about parents on Zoom right now. Yeah. Chat to you Wednesday. Bye.