Toni and Ryan - Power To The People

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

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Hi, I'm Sarah from London, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I said I'm still with you. Oh, you never say too much. And you don't really mean it to my melancholia. I think we're going to actually have to start the podcast now because if I don't start talking, you guys are just going to keep singing Taylor Swift songs forever. Swift on the mind.

But because you sound so similar to Taylor, we might get done for copyright. No, it's actually such a fucking good one. Now, this is our last episode from London. And can I just say. No video show today because we are in London. But back next Friday on the fucking YouTube. On YouTube and it's going to be sick.

So there's been logistics chat. Yes, you can still listen on Spotify as you could before. But if you would like to watch the video, you can watch that on YouTube. So a little bit easier to chuck on your telly. A bit easier to kind of have in your pocket maybe i don't know what you want to do however you can still listen everywhere but only watch on youtube yep now before the taylor swift singing tony says to me is north always up on the map how come north is the chosen one when it comes to directions and i said i don't actually think i can deal with that right now and i said but i i think we can chat about it at some

other time i actually forgot about that yeah i didn't as soon as you said that i really blacked out when you said that because i was like i actually don't have this in me right now like how come no but like here's what i'm, and this could be the worst thing I ever suggest. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Because I don't, and this is true, and I said I don't think it's. You're mean in London. I don't think it's a one-sentence conversation. You did say that. You said I don't think it's a one-word answer.

Yeah, so we might need time to flesh that out. We do. Say flesh that out again. Have a 14-hour flight followed by a nine-and-a-half-hour flight coming up. Actually, ropeable. I cannot fucking think about it. I just have been living my best life in London all week. Yeah.

And the last thing that I can be thinking about is being cooped up without my e-bike. You know what I mean? You can ride it up and down the aisle. Could you imagine? You know what I mean? You can ride it up and down the aisle. Could you imagine? You imagine I get on the plane and they go,

you've got six kilos of carry-on luggage. And I go, yeah, but I've got my foldable e-bike with me. So it's like a big plane, obviously, for a big trip. But you know how there's like- Big plane. We've got big plane. You know how there's an aisle- Big twin, big plane. But you know how there's an- Sorry Big twit, big plane. But you know how there's an...

Sorry, I'm just travelling with my son. Big twit, big plane. It's a big plane. We've got a big plane for our big twit, mummy. Who's mean in London? So you know how there's two aisles on the plane? Yeah, big plane. But at the front and the back, there's the bit where you can walk through.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, that creates a full loop. So, you can just keep riding. I could just loop around. And do you know what the other thing is? And I'm actually not even taking the piss, is how entertaining for everybody else on the plane. Probably for one lap. They could count how many times around I've gone.

That's going to keep them busy. How many times do you reckon you could do between here and Melbourne? Ooh. Just do bog laps of the play. I don't know. Probably, I reckon I could get in a fair few. Let's all, Soph, get your mic. On three, we'll all say how many Tony could do. And you say it as well, you listening to this.

Three, two, one. 700. What did you say, Soph? 1,000. three two one thousand what did you say so i also said one thousand i said seven hundred yeah we're in the same area oh i think that's good you're in the same area fucking rounds of the kuala lumpur airport do you reckon i could do this might be more well kuala lumpur airport is fucking huge and beautiful big plane big airport yeah you could probably turn up haythrow and knock out all four terminals in a bit of a hot lap is fucking huge and beautiful. Yeah, big plane, big airport. Yeah. You could probably turn up Heathrow and knock out all four terminals in a bit of a hot lap because you've got to get there a few hours before. Do you know what I could do? I could get a little trolley for the back of my bike

and help people with their luggage. Yeah, that's a great idea. And that could actually be like a public service that I could provide. For a price. Oh, yeah. No such thing as a free lunch. I actually prefer you cutting laps on the plane on your e-bike because this is what I imagined.

We just, like, take off. We've got 24 hours of flying and then you lean across and go, so, maps. And I go, oh, look at that bike just sitting there. Oh, you don't want to ride your bike, do you, sweetheart? Come on, go for a little ride on a big plane. Yeah, big plane, airboat, bike. Your big bike, big girl bike.

No twaining wheels on your big bike. So north, right? So the question that I asked. No, ask it. It's not the time. Actually, I'll let you ask one question. Oh, I don't know if I can narrow it down to only one. If I only get one question, I need more time to pick the best one.

All right. You can ask me one question in Kuala Lumpur. Okay. So you've got 14 hours on the plane to think of your one question. Okay. But I'm not going to have time to think about it on the plane because I'm going to be cycling. But you can think and cycle at the same time or are you not a multitasker maybe if i picked the eco option you know how you can like offset your carbon emissions when

you book your flight yeah maybe i could do that and i could cycle to help power the plane no one of those like stairs because if you get bored then we're all going down you know oh yeah actually i can't be bothered doing this anymore. And then someone's like, why'd you pick that? I'm like, it was $100 off. It was really worth it. Do you want to pay $2 to offset carbon emissions

or do you want to ride a bike? Or do you want to ride your bike the whole time? But to distribute the weight, as I go down the back, people have got to move up the front. And then as I go up the back, people have got to move up the front. And then as I go up the front, they're going to move back down. No, it's like on the velodrome. Someone starts at the other end. And then they hoop around.

Like in the pursuit, you know. Oh, okay. So, I just need to find a buddy that's willing to do my opposite biking. Like a best friend? Would you like to be my biking in the air best friend? Yes. We could be the up in the air chapter. Of the common chair-o cycles.

I agree. The cycle chair-os. That sounds a bit like churro and that sounds yummy. I'm going to need a churro after all that cycling. Yeah. We'll have to carbo load before we go. Do you think that I could then be so good at cycling that I could go to the next Olympics? Is plane cycling an event next time? Surely if

breakdancing's in. It's out now. Breakdancing's out so maybe plane cycling will be in. Tolo will be her riding name. On today's episode, what England can learn from australia and what australia can learn from england so you may remember we we talked about this when we were in the usa we we found things that we loved about the usa that should be in integrated into australian culture and life and versus the other way what Australia could probably take to the USA because what the fuck are they missing out on?

Would you like to go first? Sure. So, something that I think that England can learn from Australia. It's a really straightforward one. I didn't need to get creative. Aircon. Oh, yeah, fuck, of course. Like, it sounds dull, but, I mean,

I just don't know why people aren't doing that. Or build buildings knowing that heat sometimes exists. And also because isn't it, like, a thing in London especially that, like, they have these heat waves and it's, like, hot. Heat, what, in inverted commas. No, no, no, no. No, don't be a dick because it's been fucking hot in the building here because the buildings just aren't built for like high temperatures.

So it's like okay when you're out on the street and walking around in the fresh air, but on the tube in all the buildings, it's just so hot and stuffy. And I'm like, if people get like heat stroke, and like sometimes people die from the heat. How did you die? I caught public transport. Yeah, like, but you see it on the news and stuff that it's like heat wave of 27 degrees in London and everyone's like, 27 degrees.

And I'm like, now that I've experienced it, I'm like, nah, 27 degrees here is like 40 in Australia because nothing's built for the heat. True story. So I just don't know. Like how many people like have to get heat stroke before they go, let's just pop in a fucking Fujitsu reverse cycle. Yeah, and they can get Mark Taylor to do the ads and mispronounce Fujitsu over here like he does back at home. That's a great tidbit of information. I really appreciate it.

But like I just don't know why that's not a thing that they're doing. It actually makes no fiscal sense what was that word you just threw in there fucking economic tony i'm good at stuff in london except not maps walked past 10 downing straight once bang economist and treasurer i just people need to take me more seriously i do take you seriously yeah i fucking do take you seriously. Yeah, I fucking seriously take you. Good from me. I'm hot in London.

Yeah. Yeah, let's get it London. I'm going to miss this. I'm going to miss it too. Yeah. Lots. I'm going to really miss it. The good thing for England is they don't have to invent this technology.

No. Someone- It's already happened. Yeah, you're just going to buy it. We could have brought some Fujitsu split systems with us on the plane. Would they get- Because I was already doing my oversized luggage for my e-bike. So, you know, we could have just popped that in. Would it fit in a luggage?

Would they know what it was? Like in customs, we're on board a scooty and they're like, what's that? Some kind of electric coffin. Oh, they would- Electric coffin. Well, the shape. How big do you think a body is? Plus also, how big do you think an air con unit is?

I'm getting a big air con. Yeah. Yeah, okay. And air. What do you think that england can learn from australia as i get my bottled water yeah and i fucking i can see it coming from a mile away i can see that's that's not even as close as paris but i can see it paris is pretty close to us bottled water and juices and whatever having attached caps on the bottle

can fuck right off. So, in Australia, we've got this thing where you can take the lid off something and it's not attached. Now- I'm 30 fucking years old. I don't need a lid that's fucking attached. Yeah. So, I would be surprised if I make it back to Australia with my nose still intact

because I've pretty much cut it off every time. You're trying to drink and then fucking lid is just cutting your slice and your snows come off. I think three of them are up my nose and I just had to say goodbye. Yeah, now if you read the cap or the bottle it says

attached cap prevent the cap from going to landfill. No, it goes to the same place. It's just attached to another thing that's also going to landfill no it goes to the same place it's just attached to another thing that's also going to landfill the only difference is is you now have the convenience of not being able to drink your drink which is the only fucking reason you buy a drink in the first place this is a drink for people who want to like do you want to drink no i'm good thanks okay take this because you can't anyway you know like why it's a tap what the fuck are you doing fuck off but i just don't know why more

people aren't talking about it seems to be an international issue because i'd like actually have no fun and see that do you know what's really weird is that you have to unscrew it and then it so when you put it back, you've got to screw it back down. It just doesn't make sense. People are losing noses. I reckon people have lost nails trying to clip that fucking thing like you were saying. It just doesn't open the right direction.

I just hate it. Like, I just – look at that. I was on that one as well. To avoid landfill, where do you think the fucking bottles go? I got a juice the other day and it was on there as well. And so all the pith, like all the little bits from the orange in it, were in the rim of the lid. That would really pith me off.

And then it was like rubbing sticky pith on my cheek. And I was like, well, Orange, you pissed off. I'm about to piss myself. I think I'm crying. I think I'm crying. Did you know? Big boy, big piff. Big plane.

I don't know anything. I don't love anything more. I can't stop thinking of it. So, if you're in a kitty cat chair as well, it's just so funny. She's also going to piff herself. Fuck me. There's nothing I love more in this world than orange juice. Oh, I agree with that fucking wholeheartedly.

We've bought five or six bottles of orange juice for the communal Airbnb that we're sharing. We've pounded fucking green juice, orange juice. I haven't consumed any of the orange juice because every time I open the fridge, I say the bottle cap and go, oh, I can't be fucked. It's fucking literally like child proof. It's a deterrent. You can't get into it. It's fucked. I hate it.

Should we piss before we continue? Hi, I'm Sarah from London, in London and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon Mariola Cruz, good on you Mariola Katie Fritzer, Zaba Iowa Lindsay I thought it was Minnesota Lindsay, my mistake. Oh, I was going to say Woody-O-Wa.

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I like that. I write that. I write that too. So we know what England can learn from Australia, which is caps that you can actually fucking too. So, we know what England can learn from Australia, which is caps that you can actually fucking drink. And what was your thing? Oh, air conditioners.

Fuck. Like literally two great inventions. And now, what can Australia learn from England? What are we loving over here? Actually, this doesn't go in either, but I want to make a side note. Side note. I feel like traditionally, England and London, it's like, oh, shit coffee over over there but i'm just going to put my hand up and say it's actually pretty decent i've enjoyed it yeah i've only had one shit coffee and it was like um at some random cafe

and it was like someone's first day so i don't think the coffee was shit i think it was just like a bad cup of coffee but that's a bit of a stereotype, eh? Which happens in real life. Yeah. But it's done alright. However, what I will say is that the coffee in America sucks dick and not in a good way. Yeah, okay. Like, that coffee did suck. But I reckon here, I mean, the area that we're in, there's a lot of Aussies. Yeah.

So, that's probably why. Yeah, because everyone knows that it- Or maybe it's our proximity to Italy. I don't want to start- I think that that might be true, to be honest. And by Italy, I mean that building over there. Yeah. Oh, the Eiffel Tower.

That's in France. That's actually France. No, I was pointing to Versace. Is that a building or a guy? That's a person. R.I.P. Great movie. I like that movie.

Do you mean House of Gucci? Yeah. Yeah. So, not the same. That's that's versace no what's the one with um lady gaga house of gucci then what's house of versace no versace's just a another fashion house they all kind of similar though um well they're like all luxury brands would adam driver play versace um no actually there's a you know American Horror Story yeah of it yeah like well the people that created that yeah they have a few like American true crime stories and one of them that they have is a Versace one and it's fucking awesome sick it's such a good show I'll watch that

on the plane don't ask me about maps um but I actually fucking fully recommend that show it's really good okay um so we just talked about what england could learn from australia i feel like we've each got a few things that maybe australia could learn from england this is a tough one because i have absolutely adored our time in london yeah i know we've talked about me and my passport personality and like ryan and I getting wet for life. I'm trying to make it happen. Still trying to make it happen.

My global glow. There's more chance of fetch happening. That is so upsetting. But, you know, we've both actually had a great fucking week. We have. We've worked really hard, but there's also been, like, lots of fun. Yep. We've eaten he had a great fucking week. We have. We've worked really hard, but there's also been lots of fun. Yep.

We've eaten heaps of great food. And something that might not be necessarily local to England or even London, but maybe just this Airbnb. What I think that Australia could learn from England slash London slash this Airbnb, heaps of PowerPoints. London slash this Airbnb, heaps of PowerPoints. This Airbnb has so many PowerPoints. Okay, question. I actually can't get over the amount of PowerPoints in this Airbnb.

It'd be incredible. I can personally right now probably touch like six. You probably could. Six doubles. There's a four over there those long thin legs would be able to reach out and tap about 17 it's my finger toes i don't think my phone has ever been more charged like i just it's honestly wild to me that their buildings are built with this many powerpoints and i absolutely fucking love it for them in our house like at home right there is one powerpoint in every room no it is fucking atrocious that is atrocious it's actually a blight on our australian culture i feel i agree um and would you throw in your passport

yeah i would turn it in and i can i can actually apply for this passport because of Torbz's rich Irish history. I thought Toblerones were from Switzerland. Yeah. Or is that part of the Euro? Is that pre-Brexit? Pre. Oh, we can't get into this. Otherwise, they won't let us stay and enjoy all their PowerPoints.

Yeah. All I can say is fucking NHS PowerPoints. I love it. Yeah. Get around it. I agree. I'm with you. I just like power to the people.

Literally. That would be the name of this movement. Yes. Like, I'm literally getting power to the people. And also the internet is really fucking fast. We're getting 400 up and it's insane. 400 down, sorry. That's-

Absolutely fucking wild. I think we get fucking 30 down in Australia. Yeah. Absolutely fucked. There are downsides to being an island nation on the other side of a planet. Yeah. I told- I messaged Torbs and was like, our internet's so fast, you guys do a test.

And I said it to him and it was honestly- It was like we were sexting. Yeah. I was like, yeah, we've got 400 down. What have you got? He's like, oh, tell me that again. Yeah, 400 down. Test the uploads bit again.

More like put your face down. Sorry, I'm really missing my boyfriend. down what do you got oh tell me that again yeah 400 down uh test the uploads bit again more like put your face down sorry i'm really missing my boyfriend i'm gonna cycle home now because i did one term of photoshop in year 10 yeah that means i'm a wannabe graphic designer who wants to be an interior designer that's how it works but i think that as an enjoyable hobby that you have, you're like into it and a human amount. So from my interior design experience, which again is having done Photoshop in year 10. And following Architectural Digest on Instagram. Would you say designing a house, you could have too many PowerPoints?

Is that a thing that is possible? I actually don't think so. If a whole wall was just powerpoints that would both be artistic and practical yeah but i just think like when have you ever gone oh wish there wasn't a powerpoint there because you just don't use it like true you know what i mean i just don't think that i've ever been in a situation where i'm like oh wish there wasn't a powerpoint there unless you wanted to like mount something on the wall, in which case you could do that over the top anyway and it wouldn't matter. Yeah, it was fine.

Can you please let us know if you're from England if- Oh, is this a universal thing or is it just this Airbnb? Yeah. Because if it's just this Airbnb, I mean, we should send the link out to people because it's been such a wonderful experience. Power to the people. Power to the people. Do we get like a little credit?

Do Airbnb still do that? I actually actually like a referral thing yeah i i would do it for free this airbnb is so fantastic look at all these power points if you want to find out the washing machine is not great washing machine isn't great it isn't great if you want to figure out and i know the super sleuths of the top community are super sleuths Where we stayed Not that I'm not saying For a security reason Because we'll be fucking gone But I reckon

If you go Airbnb Google Airbnb Hang on We won't be Wait till Saturday Wait till Saturday Google it on Saturday

Because Tony Google it on Saturday Tony Lodge Is going to leave One of the great Airbnb reviews that mentions the PowerPoint. So I reckon if you go- I am because we actually booked this in my account,

so I can leave the review. So if you Google Airbnb PowerPoint review, surely not many people are referencing the PowerPoints. Or maybe in like six years it'll go viral. You know how like ages later like a review goes viral. I love that. What I am loving here that I recommend we get around in Australia. Oh, yeah.

What's yours? Mine was so good. I forgot you hadn't done yours. Sorry. What's it like working with Tony? Yep. It's like that. I forgot you were here.

I was just dominating. That's actually not true. You think it's awesome. Power to the people. So, in Australia, when you parallel park. Yeah. You have to. Oh, my God.

Yes. You have to be facing the way of the road. Yes. And over here, they don't give a fuck. No, you can pull onto the other side. Yeah, let's go. Oh, bro. And the cars do little kissies.

Yeah, little kissies. Yeah, because no one gives a fuck. I've got a car. There's a car space. Just put it in. Just fucking slam it in on the other side of the road. Slam it in. If it can fit, shove it in.

Oh, and I've always said that. Yeah, because, oh, I'm facing the wrong way. I got a U-turn. Mew, mew, i got a u-turn just put it the fuck in i actually i have thought this mentally when i've been walking around and been like how good sorry i just knocked something punched over a bottle cap and that's attached to a bottle yeah i just picked up the bottle cap. The whole thing came with it. That, yeah, that, like, you can just slip into a spot. Otherwise, because in Australia, if you have to do a U-turn, by the time you've turned around, the spot's gone. Someone's taken it.

Someone's taken it. It's gone. That is actually, I love that. Who can we talk to about that, do you feel? I once sent a letter to the head of the main roads in WA. His name was Mr Henneveld. And I was actually on my way out with my mum and dad. And I was probably eight years old.

And there was a police officer on the road directing traffic because the traffic lights had gone out. And I said, wouldn't it be a good idea if traffic lights were solar powered? And I wrote a letter, hand wrote a letter to mr henny veld care of main roads wa never heard anything back what an asshole and then did they implement your idea i don't know and then he claimed it for himself he probably fucking did but i've literally never ever forgotten his name mr henny veld like i just cannot i don't know don't remember his first name i don't but it was like dear mr henny veld my name is tony lodge and i'm eight years old

like it was such a sweet fucking letter. I don't know if you realise the impact you have had on power and electricity across your lifetime. Wow, a lot of power chat. You've been bringing power to the people for decades. But I don't know if they did that. Yeah, but like. Do they do?

Because isn't that a good idea? Imagine if literally every traffic light had just a little solar panel. Oh, but then how would they get the data? But data doesn't run on power. Cat5's not powered. Am I a genius in London? Actually, it's fucked actually how smart I am. Yeah.

Couldn't agree more. I don't know maps, but I know Cat5. Yeah. I know network cables. Would you need PowerPoints at night time? No. Would you need traffic lights at night time? Yeah, but as if I don't store power, fuck it.

So they need batteries as well. So that's the issue because the batteries are expensive. But if it's acceptable that sometimes lights would be out, which it is because there's currently nothing in place. Or there wasn't when I was eight. There might be now. Yeah, I think I have seen this, but please continue. But you know what I mean?

Like you've seen traffic lights be out. Yeah. So if it was a backup for at least during the day. Great. Save that power for night. Like, do you know what I mean? Or. Yeah. day great save that power for night like do you know what i mean or yeah during the day solar at night tony on an e-bike i could power the whole city power to the people it would bring a new meaning to the term e-bike because i'd be powering yeah the city

it's like batman It is like Batman. You're right. It's going to be hard for Power to the People to not be the episode title of this. And it's also going to be really hard to top all of that with a you love to see it. Well, this you love to see it. I'm going to go first because I'm scared that if I go last and it bombs, then that's just going to ruin a whole week. Oh, no.

Because this is awful. No, being self-aware, love to see it. Because this, it's like kind of quirky. If you like it, it's great. And if you don't, it'll suck. Well, yeah, that's just life. Yeah. If you like that, it'll be great.

Well, yeah. If you like this, it's going to be bad. Don't pithy me. Sorry. Virginia. Approved. Is Virginia the name you like? Virginia.

No, that's Vivian. Oh, my mistake. But Virginia sounds a bit like vagina, doesn't it? Not really. Okay. It's not completely different, though, is it? I mean, all the right letters. Couple extras.

It's actually just a reordering. no you need another a and i've always because we all know that tony lodge is a strec 2 fan yeah everyone. Everyone should be. I really regret this. You'll have to see it. Oh, no. Virginia says, I got my first period during Shrek 2. Oh, hot. Okay. Which means I entered Shrek 2 as a child and left as a woman.

She got in there and the thing was like for mature audiences and she was like. She got in there and the thing was like for mature audiences and she was like. Squeezed it out. I've ruined the trip. What a great observation though. Yeah. Like what a funny thing to remember and to say. That's very funny from Virginia.

Well done Virginia. Thanks for sending that through I think. No I do love that Virginia and congratulations on your period. It's such a huge time. It was when Trek 2 came out so I was like a while back. Yeah but congratulations. Yeah great. Sorry you don't care about women. I've got a love to see here from

Kat who messaged this on Instagram. No she didn't. Patreon, sorry. Kat says, I have a very, very good bit of coincidence chat. A la Tony's previous house owners with the kids named Pippa and Ryan. So you might all remember I was walking the dog and I got informed that the people who used to live in my house, they had two kids and one was called Pippa. One of them was called Ryan. Obviously, I have a Pippa.

Can you tell the full story again? I'm just giving some context. No, give me the full story. And there's no need to be a cock about it. No, I just love this story. Why would you be nasty about it? Do you re-watch your favourite shows?

I'm telling the story. I was literally telling it and then you said, can you please tell her? Sophie, can you please chime in? Do you think that Ryan just then was being sincere or do you think he was being an arsehole? That's actually rude to put Sophie on the spot like that. Do you think he was being sincere?

Not before a 24 hour flight, babes. I can't do this. I wouldn't rip that cord right now, sweetheart. Well, then I would suggest everyone shut up. No. So there was a, there was a, we we talked about this that the people that owned my house there was a piper and orion obviously i have a piper and orion in my life cat says my boyfriend and i were walking our two gorgeous dogs and a bunch of a group of kids stopped to say hi to the

dogs and they're like oh what are the dogs names i replied this one's bailey and the girl that was patting her said oh that's my middle name and cat. And Kat's like, oh, my God, how weird. And then they say, what's this one's name? And she says, Poppy. And then the same little girl says, that's my first name. So the girl's name was Poppy Bailey, which are the two names of the dogs. Cats. That is an amazing coincidence. Kat says, oh, that's where you got Kat from. Her name's Kat. Sorry. Cats. That is an amazing coincidence.

Kat says, oh, that's where you got Kat from. Her name's Kat. Sorry. Yeah. Coincidence chat. I've been Kat-cepted. And that's the names of my dogs. Greatest coincidence chat ever.

And I will hear no objections, says Kat. Oh, okay. And I replied to Kat, actually, and I said, I love this, Kat. Ryan will hate it. Love from Tony. No, I loved it. So I'm glad. i loved it so i'm glad i loved it so much and then cat replied and said oh my god yes please use it can't wait to hear how much it fucks ryan off well bad luck to you bad luck to you cat because i've never been happier

never been happier thank you very much for listening. We'll be back next week, obviously, from our normal house in Melbourne, in our top tower. But next Friday, we're on YouTube. Yep. The return of the video shows, which is very exciting. Thanks for listening while we've been in London. Yeah, it's actually been a really great week. London fucking rules in summer.

I've been here during winter and I was like, oh, it's a bit grey. Summer fucking rules here. It's unreal. here during winter and I was like, oh, it's a bit grey. Summer fucking rules here. It's unreal. The vibes. The vibes are great. We've been wet for life having a mad time. I had an English roast.

Yeah, in a pub on a school night. And I was like, you bloody suck. You got roasted. An English roast. He got roasted. An English roast.

I love London. Can you give me an English roast right now? You're such an asshole when I'm saying my love to say it. That's my English roast. Fuck, that was a brutal roast. I can't let it go Someone overcooked the beef Because this roast is dark Oh

God I'm not funny Anywhere Not even London Can save you I'd lob one in before I left See if I was funny in London Turns out still no good

A cheap win Still no good Nah still no good Still no good Well thank you very much for listening And for everybody that's been to see us While we've been in the UK See if I was funny in London. Turns out still no good. A cheap win. Still no good. Nah, still no good. Still no good. Well, thank you very much for listening and for everybody that's been to see us while we've been in the UK. It's been fucking great. UK hunt.

UK hunt. Best friends. Best friends. All right. Love you. Bye. So maps, right? Which one's north?