Toni and Ryan - Pro Pickle Podcast

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. We are calling, oh hang on, the motherland, and I'll say the motherland of the motherland. New Zealand. The motherland of the motherland. I think it's the capital of New Zealand. Auckland. No.

Wellington. Yeah. Is Wellington the capital? That's where all the politicians and shit are, I think Oh, is it? But that's probably what people say about Australia and like Canberra What's the capital of Australia? Canberra

Are you joking? I cannot have any more Canberra bashing on this podcast Sorry Hello, can you speak in? Hello! It's Tony and Ryan, Morgan, how you doing? Oh, good, thank you. How are you?

We're good, Morgs. What are you up to? Oh, this girl fashion thing called work. Yeah. Same. That sounds shit. What a drag. Can you confirm or deny, is Wellington the capital of New Zealand

or have I just made that up? It is correct. It is correct. I kind of live about five minutes away from the airport there. Oh, the windy city. Yeah. And did you meet Aunty Cindy when she was in power? Yeah, I was a flight attendant for New Zealand at the time

and I actually got a photo with her. She's lovely. Isn't that great to know? That's a great story. Wish I was a flight attendant for Aunt Cindy. I used it in job interviews too. Yeah, you're like, I'm that good at my job. But yeah, I waited on the Prime Minister.

I was about to say President. Sorry. No one else got to see the shock horror in Tony. The split second of panic. Yeah, nah, I've been able to though. Hey, Morgan, from the motherland, will you approve today's podcast? Of course I will. Yay!

Hi, my name's Morgan from Wellington, New Zealand, and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today, Tony Lodge is fun, she's fearless, and she's a fuckhead and I love her. And I thought... Oh, a triple F. The triple F. The triple fret.

Yeah. And I thought, well, I thought there was nothing that would phase Tony Lodge, but I think I've found a kink in the matrix, like an error, a trigger point. A kink in your fucking matrix. A strange little quirk in the armor. A kink in the armor, a chink in the armor. What's the one I'm trying to say?

I don't know, but I love every word that you've said. Yeah, well, coming up, you're going to find out Tony's kryptonite. There it is. Tony's kryptonite. What I would like to- Can I quickly comment on the fact that you said Tony is unfazed? No, I didn't say that. You did.

Check the tape. I didn't think that those words would ever exist. I said fun, fearless, and fuckhead. Yeah, and then afterwards- I didn't say unflappable. We know that you're flappable. No, you said unfazed. Sophie's written it down.

Check the text. Well, coming up today, you will hear what fazes, Tony. I'm very fazed. Fazable. At all times. But first, food at the cinema. This fucking fazes me. Yeah.

Popcorn, good. Chocolates, good. Pop-tops, good. Choc-top? Choc-top. What did I say? Huh? Pop-top, like the juice. I meant the choc-tops. Oh did I say? Huh? Pop Top. Like the juice.

Oh, I meant the Choc Top. Oh, I was yes anding. I'm sorry. I wasn't actually trying to. Oh, that's what I meant. Trying to fix. Do you know what I love? The huge drink.

Yeah. That's my fucking, that's my area. That just huge tub of fucking fizzy drink that they give you. You know what they call that in the US? What? A drink. Yeah, see. We know what they call that in the US? What? A drink. Yeah, see. We should get a dot that.

I never saw that stuff in America. I don't know if maybe we weren't like we didn't go to those places. No, it was all around you. So maybe it's just because I wasn't looking for it. But when I got home, I was like, no one asked me to supersize anything. Mate, we were supersized the whole time. But like I did. Remember us crawling out of Terry Black's because we had the meat sweats?

Oh, fuck. That food was so fucking good. That was in Dallas. Yeah. But I never got an opportunity to get a big gulp, you know? You want a big gulp? Well, I just would have liked to try. I'll give you a big gulp.

Would you like a big gulp? No, I don't want an extra small. I've had that before. After the show, I'll go buy you a big gulp. Would you like a big gulp? No, I don't want an extra small. I've had that before. After the show, I'll go buy you a big gulp. Do they sell them in Australia? Well, in Australia, we would just buy two gulps and pour them in a cup. No, but they're- When I get my Stanley cup.

Oh, that is a big gulp, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I liked the emphasis, Stanley cup. How are you supposed to emphasize that? Stanley cup. Stanley cup. Stanley cup. Stanley cup. Stanley Cup. How are you supposed to emphasize that? Stanley Cup. Stanley Cup. Stanley Cup. Stanley Cup.

Stanley Cup. Anyway, it's just a dupe, so we can't actually even say Stanley legally. No, it's a Kmart Cup. Kmart Stanley Cup dupe cup. Emily. Hi, Emily. I went to watch Fifty Shades of Grey and a couple pulls out and opens a jar of pickles.

Considering the nature of Fifty Shades of Grey, the pickles were far too phallic. And just doesn't that just make you feel strange? A jar of pickles? Well, let's settle in and have some pickles and watch the movie. I love pickles. So I would just like to preface this by saying- We're not anti-pickle.

We're pro-pickle. I'm pro-pickle 100%. And like if I'm cooking dinner or whatever and I'm like a bit snacky, sometimes I'll grab a pickle out of the jar just because I'm like it's just something little to munch on and then- Would you say we're a pro-pickle podcast? PPP. Yeah.

We're a triple pret. Triple. Bridget wants to get into pickling, like big jars and all sorts of shit. Yeah. Yeah. We're a triple print. Triple. Bridget wants to get into pickling, like big jars of all sorts of shit. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's like it's a good way to use up shit that maybe would go off otherwise. Like it's better for zero waste or whatever. I could eat pickled carrots for the rest of my life.

I am such a fan of like a pickle, which is like cucumber, but like I fucking love them. Have I told you about my experience with pickles so i thought pickles were a thing oh and then the you learned about i've always grown up thinking that i don't like pickles because they're always slimy in the cheeseburger at mcdonald's and then one day bridget was like i know i'm sure that you do and she goes oh we don't have pickles but i've got some vinegared cucumbers. And I was like, now this. That sounds like a bit of me. Yeah.

And then I love the pickle, the vinegared cucumbers. And then she said, that's a pickle, you fuckhead. My God. So all this time we thought that Bridget was a new mum. She's been a mum this whole time. That's like how you phrase things to children. That's like, no, no, no, no. It's just, it's green chocolate., no, it's just it's green chocolate

and then they eat it and it's zucchini. Do you know what I mean? Like that's exactly what she's been doing to you. Are you saying my wife? My wife? Are you saying my wife is also my mum? Well, I'm saying that's like a really mum thing to do to your kids. Be like, no, it's green chocolate.

So is that why she's such a good mum to Mabel and it comes so naturally because she's been doing it for so long? She's been practising. Have you seen those videos where it's like, oh, my toddler refuses to eat anything that isn't chicken so I just tell her everything's chicken? I have chicken every night. Yeah, that's lamb.

But she's like, yep, so I just, and then when I give her some cucumbers with her dinner, I go, that's green chicken. And the kid goes, wow. What else has Bridget been telling me? Well, she used to call onion and garlic because she said, I don't think I like it. So she called onion and garlic flavouring. And it was great.

And you go, what's in there? And she goes, just a bit of flavoring because you didn't like onions. Turns out, though, that you're allergic. Yeah, and then I shat myself in multiple places. Yeah, so that one wasn't as. Because of the flavor. That one wasn't the best one from her maybe. Yeah.

But it does sound like she's had to, yeah, give you the toddler treatment a bit. But, hey, it got your veggies into you, big boy, didn't it? It did. Look how big and strong you are. I am big and strong because of the veggie-looking chicken. Yeah, because of the green chicken. Claire was at the cinema.

Hi, Claire. What was she seeing? Do we know? Don't know. Let's make it up. Kung Fu Panda. She was going to see Kung Fu Panda 2. Nice.

Sequel. My mate in high school worked at the local woolly supermarket and one day she rocks up to the cinema with a whole hot cooked chook oh a pack of bread rolls and a bottle of mayo and slams them throughout the movie that is a late it's a leap for you and claire says i love a hot chicken as much as the next person but the smell in the cinema was so overpowering the whole cinema just smelled like a hot chicken and I was mortified she's just there hoeing in these sangas and she's like oh and you would feel so bad because it does stink like even when you buy a hot chicken and you bring it into your house like you can smell it when I

get home and I go oh ooh, chicken's on. Yeah, and because when I used to work in the deli, we'd like put on and take off like 20, 30 chickens at a time. Would you come home and just? Like my clothes would smell like hot chicken. No wonder you were popular with the boys. Yeah, yeah, they love a bit of chicken breast. Yeah, it puts out and smells like a hot chicken.

Yeah. That is probably the ultimate combination in a woman. Yeah, so I was fucking this chicken that's not just like chicken treat. I'm like, yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it. On my Tinder bio, it smells like chicken treat and people are like, yeah. Fuck yeah. I never had Tinder, but that's what I would have put.

That would destroy, I reckon. Can you imagine? Yeah. I bring some chippies. I'm like, you want a combo? That's good. That's real good. I feel like the chicken smell in the cinema is one thing,

but the assembly. Yeah, in the dark. So you're like pulling chicken off the bone. Yeah. So it's not just like, oh, some bits of ham and it's like safe. You're like, oh, can you put a bit of stuffing on mine? I think the first squeeze of a mayonnaise is great. But after that it's.

And then you're doing this. So it's the ox job motion and that sound sounds like. The hoof job. Yeah. Now, do you think other people in the cinema, are they going, oh, fuck you, that stinks, or are they going, fuck you, I want one? I think it makes you hungry. It's like when someone else makes toast.

Yeah. Bridget makes toast in the morning and I go, well, I'm gluten free, but obviously I'll be having that. Nothing tastes better than toast someone else has made. Yeah. Like it's just fucking unreal. But I think you would be jealous because you'd go, that smells good, but also you'd be like, oh, it would be off-putting, I think,

to smell it for that long. Kung Fu Panda, that's like an hour and 40 minutes. And it would smell the whole time. The chicken would just still be there. Yeah. And even when they're finished eating it, the bag of chicken is still in your area. With the liquidy grease just floating around in the bottom

of the plastic bag. Oh, and, you know, the poor person that works at the cinema probably had to, like, clean up. The chicken juice. The juices would have been on the floor. It probably still smells now. Yeah. You could have gone and seen Kung Fu Panda 4 and still smell

the reminiscent chicken. That is so funny. Kim Holland. Hi, you could have gone and seen Kung Fu Panda 4 and still smelt the reminiscent chicken. That is so funny. Kim Holland. Hi, Kim. I went with my nan and my cousins to see Lord of the Rings. Fuck. Lord of the Rings. That's funny! Has anyone ever

said that before? Because that's really funny. Lord of the Rings. That is good. Tony Lodge is Board of the Rings. Can we go home? I feel I have nailed that today. Head off. Board of the Rings is a novel by Kenny Douglas and Henry Beard,

which is a parody of Lord of the Rings, but written because it's so boring. They said we, and it was written in 1969. So you know how everyone goes, oh, Tony's so fast? Yeah. You're 58 years behind. That's such fast maths from you. I just made it up and said it with confidence.

Oh, I believed you. It would actually be 30 years. No, no, it'd be pretty close. It'd be pretty close. Within 10 or 15 years. Anyway, they're watching Board of the Rings. Nan bought us leftover spaghetti bolognese no no no no no he did it up and wrapped it in foil to keep it warm i was absolutely mortified and never went to the cinema with her again oh and you know that nan's at home and she's gone

you know what'll be nice for kim and I to have at the cinema? And the other cousins. She's taken all the clans. Everyone's there. Big pot for all the grandchildren. Fuck. It's actually quite wholesome, isn't it? It is quite sweet, but I just don't, I can't.

How are you going to eat spaghetti bolognese? Could you? All right. You know how we did the white T-shirt challenge? You can check it out on YouTube. Yep. Imagine us in white T-shirts going to a dark cinema and eating a bowl of spaghetti.

I like, I just, it just sounds, you can't enjoy it. No. The stress is crazy. The stress is crazy, but also you would just end up covered in shit. Yep. Popcorn, you don't need to see it to understand it. Yeah. What would you say, if you had to list three or four things is football food?

Not a meat pie because I like to take the lid off and like eat it like that. I love you personally, but just stereotypically. Okay. Probably a meat pie. Like a little chippies. Yep. Do a little chippies. Yep. Maybe a hot dog. A hot dog wasippies. Yep. Do a little chippies.

Yep. Maybe a hot dog. A hot dog was my first. Yeah. I think they're the go-to. Yeah. I feel like because they're kind of like one-handed food. Now, I don't want to accuse you of not being a hardcore AFL fan since forever, but one of the most viral memed photos

from the AFL world. The charcuterie board. Yeah, you know that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the Melbourne football club. Do you know about the Melbourne football club? Rich. The rich club.

And they never do the. The wave. Nah. Nah. So the Melbourne football club, don't be confused by the term Melbourne. That's good intel from Tony. Thank you. Melbourne is the city we live in and love,

but don't associate that with the football team that's called Melbourne. No. We don't go for them. No. And they don't get big crowds when it's really cold because instead of driving their Range Rovers to the football, they're too busy at the chalet at Mount Hotham. Yeah.

That's the kind of clientele the Melbourne Football Club have. Yeah. And then one day, instead of the hot dog, instead of the pie, instead of the sausage roll, some bro pulls out a charcuterie board at the football with avocado and some dips and some meats. And it's not on the back of a Tupperware lid. No.

It's on a fucking wooden charcuterie board. Yeah. Like it's not the cabana and squares of cheese that your mum gave you in a Tupperware container. No, it's more of a snack. It's fucking set up. Yeah. And I don't know if I, because you go, oh, typical Melbourne,

but then you kind of go, yeah, but that would be fucking all right, eh? Well, I mean, you wouldn't hate sitting with a little dip. I feel like that's what you eat when you watch the footy at home. Yeah. That's like what you'd pull out to go like, oh, we're having friends around to watch the game, like, you know. Bridget and I haven't done for a while. We used to twice a week have snacks for dinner, bit of cheese, bit of meat, pickles, all the stuff

and just have snacks for dinner. We call it picky dinner. Picky dinner, yeah. We haven't done that for a while. Maybe it's more of a summer thing. It is a bit more summery. Torbs and I did it when the Eras movie, tour movie came out and we watched Taylor Swift's movie

and had picky dinner. And it was like, because it goes for three hours, so we grazed for like the time. And that was great. That is great. So I feel like that's a good thing to do at home when you've got something that you like watching and kind of coming in and out. You don't have to watch the whole thing. Couldn't agree more.

Love it. Love it. Fuck, let's have picky lunch. Picky breakfast. Breakfast. You're so excited about the picky dinner. Yeah, I've got to breathe. You can't hold it in.

Yeah. Well, anyway, Tiffany was at the cinema and she said the woman in front of her had meat, full cheese board, and like, you know, like little grapes on the cheese board, which is like seems obvious, but you always forget. But you see that and you go. A little bit of fruit. Yeah, a little bit of fruit. Do you know what?

Oh, no. Sorry. Fuck that off. You know what I love on a charcuterie board, which I think is a little bit of fruit. Do you know what? No, sorry, fuck that off. You know what I love on a charcuterie board, which I think is a little bit of a dark horse and people forget about? Hang on, can I? Yeah, see if you can guess. Similar area to grapes.

Mango. I mean, that wouldn't be bad, but a dried apricot. Yeah, no, yeah, dried fruits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A dried apricot. Yeah, nah. Yeah, dried fruits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A dried apricot, though. Why do we forget about those? What's the ones with the pip in the middle? Is that a prune?

A date? A date. Yeah. A date. Take you on a date. Touch your date. Put you on your prune. Prune.

Prune. Fuck. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Back.

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Welcome to the Science Podcast. Just then we had a little break and Ryan went, oh, I'm just going to go grab a little Barocca. And I said, what's a Barocca? And I said, is that electrolytes? And we figured out it's not electrolytes like hydrolite. It's like vitamins to give you good replenish. Because we didn't know there was a difference between hydrolite. It's like vitamins to give you good replenish.

Because we didn't know there was a difference between hydrolite and Barocca. Don't say we. I think we, the royal we, knew that. But I think that you thought that Barocca was that. So anyway, I've now got a water that has Barocca in it. And I said, why don't I put a Barocca and a Hydrolyte into the same water? What flavor is Barocca? I feel like it's an orange. I've never had it before.

Yeah, it'd be an orangey kind of flavor. Okay. And what flavor Hydrolyte do you have? It's also an orange. Okay. That's good. Cause I'm normally, I'm a berry Hydrolyte girl. The purple one.

You would. I like it. There's, I think it's fair to say there's concern. Well, I don't really know how the two will interact with each other. I don't know if it's going to like fizz over or. So what I'm going to do is into the Barocca that's already mixed itself through, I'm going to drop the Hydro and then quickly pop the lid on. No, that's worse, isn't it?

No, I think just pop it in. But if it's going to explode, I want to explode within the bottle. No, because then it will just pop open. We'll all die. Yeah, but if I leave the top open, it might fizz over and go everywhere. We've got microphones and laptops and stuff. I'm just going to pop it in. No, I think just pop it in.

I'm going to put the lid on. I don't think put the lid on. Nothing's happened. The lid's on. Nothing's happened. There it goes. Less has never happened. There's never been a time where less has occurred.

Nothing happening would be less than this. I think we're thinking of Mentos and Coke. Yes. That's what I was thinking. I'd say it goes. It's effervescing, but it's not exploding. All right. Well, back to me.

Tony Lodge is a fun and fearless fuckhead, and I love her. Look at how fearless that was. Science on the go. You can't claim fearlessness when you're full of fear. But I. Oh, question. Can you be full of fear like you're scared but you still do it? That's called bravery.

Oh, do you want me to fucking hit you for some knowledge? Yeah. Being fearless is just that. You don't have fear. Bravery is having the fear and then doing it anyway. Put that on a fucking billboard. That's the difference between bravery and fearlessness. They're actually the opposite of each other.

Yeah, but that's what I was thinking. I was like, no, but we still did it. So what does that mean? But yeah, you're right. That's brave. You're brave. I'm scared of this, but I'm going to do it anyway. Yeah. Because you know how always in scared of this, but I'm going to do it anyway. Yeah.

Because you know how always in a movie, like the main character, they're up against the bad guy and they're a bit scared and they're up against it, but that's the bravery. Yeah. If they're like, oh, whatever, I don't give a fuck, then the movie would suck. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Anyway, Tony is a- It's fearless. Tony is brave. I'd say you're brave. Would you say you're brave or fearless? Brave. Brave. Because I think I have the fear in me at all times.

Yeah. But I do stuff that scares me all the time, like reverse parallel parking and calling to make an appointment. Yeah, all life's terrifying things. The things that, you know, the cavemen had to deal with. When it comes to crafting, similar to cavemen, Tony is a master craftsman. I appreciate that from you.

Made costumes, stickers. Last week in Olympic Torch, she is brave and not scared of a cricket machine. Brave? You're being so condescending right now, aren't you? You're being nasty. No, I'm trying to give you. Oh, she's really brave when it comes to craft.

This is how hard it is. Is this genuine? You're trying nasty. No, I'm trying to give you... Oh, she's really brave when it comes to craft. This is how hard it is to... Is this genuine? You're trying to give someone a compliment. Are you? And she turns it against you. Oh, yeah, she's really brave in the craft arena. Also, I think part of the science experiment, the hydrolite's not really dissolving. No, hydrolite takes a little minnow. Oh, fuck it, we'll wait, hydrolite.

Or maybe it attaches to the water molecules and there isn't enough in there for it to effervesce what the fuck was that sentence i think i just got possessed by a smart person um all right i just want to go through a list of things that you're scared of okay or maybe would be brave okay Okay. The Cricket Machine. Brave. Very brave. Scissors. Brave. Glitter. Scared.

Yeah. Glue stick. Brave. Super glue. Scared. I don't fuck with super glue. I do not fuck with super glue. As a life general rule, I don't fuck with super glue. I do not fuck with super glue. As a life general rule, I don't fuck with super glue.

Guys, we've found a kink in brave Tony's armour. Yeah, I'm good with many types of glue. Hot glue, glue stick, clad glue, craft glue, glitter glue. Hot glue gun? Hot glue gun, all good. Do you fuck with super glue? I do not fuck with super glue. See, this threw me because I thought you were like having a yarn.

I know you did because you're like, oh, yeah, well, classic. But seriously, I was like, no. So we've got something that's broken and it just needs to be glued back together. Yeah. It's quite a big something. Yeah. So it's not like two bits of paper. It's like a big something. And I just said, oh like two bits of paper. It's like a big something.

And I just said, oh, Tony, you're a master craftsman. Can you just glue it back together? Well, you went, can you handle that? And you went, oh, and I went, just get some super glue. And you went, oh, oh, no, I don't fuck with that. Well, so originally you said, could you hot glue gun it? And I said, no, because it's like shiny plastic. So hot glue would just peel off.

Okay. So like hot glue works on paper because it's porous and it can like grab onto something i don't deal with porous people but like it can grab onto something whereas like something shiny it just peels off okay there's been that many times i've been like hot glue would work for that but it doesn't okay so i know that from experience i suggested maybe yes silicon or something like that. And then Ryan said, what about just get some super glue? And I went, well, no. Like if that's your solution, you go hard,

but I don't fuck with super glue. But it's as if like all glues are a three out of 100 and super glue is a 10,000. Like the contrast, because I thoughtglue was just like a word, a marketing company popped on the front just to, oh, extra strong. Yes. Yeah. I get you.

I just thought glue and superglue like tomato, tomato. Oh. How on earth? Sorry, my glasses just fogged up. Fogged up. You're sweating. I'm freaking out. I just, how are we going with our science?

Is it coming together? Give it a little taste. You keep talking. I'll go back to it then. You keep talking. But I think the thing about superglue is that, like, if everything was just what it was called, then nothing would ever be different.

Things have names for a reason. Did you know the word fresh doesn't mean anything legally? Do you know that as soon as you said fresh, though, I thought Subway eat fresh. And you're right. It doesn't mean anything. So if you go to the supermarket. Yeah.

And it says like fresh fruit and vegetables. It was apples and then there's fresh apples. Same thing. And you can't like sue and go they weren't fresh because fresh doesn't mean anything legally. Interesting. Yeah. So I assume.

So super doesn't mean anything legally. It's just like someone's gone, oh, well, they've got glue 2,000. We'll hit them with the glue 3,000 and call it super glue. But there are varying like. I know there's different kinds of glue, but the way that your brain has gone, whoa. No, no, no. But super glue is's different kinds of glue but the way that your brain has gone whoa no no but super glue is a different type of glue that's what i mean i didn't know this i just thought it was like oh we just put the word super on the front all good no have you ever seen anybody get

stuck to super glue or like super like even a video online or are you implying that if i stick together this thing and get stuck i could just be attached to this thing for the rest of my life? It would rip your skin off to try and get it off. Can you just put a bit of water and salt or something? Not water and salt. Soap, oil, I don't know. Probably like methylated spirits or something like that would maybe break down the bonds of superglue.

But it's like I'm actually, it really scares me because it's so final. Do you reckon any tapas have got some super glue stories? 1000%. Because I've never heard of any glue-related issues and maybe I haven't spent enough time in the emergency ward in the glue department. But it's just like it's really serious.

I'm trying to think of like but I know that you think I'm just being silly. No, but you would never let me and this isn't a complaint. It's fair. Yeah. Given earlier we learnt that Bridget had to change names of things. The green chicken, yeah. If I was like I'll glue this together, usually you'd go, just let me take care of that.

I'd be like, oh, I could probably do that. Yeah, and because you've got to know your strengths. You've got to know your weaknesses. I'm good at that shit. Yeah, and i'm not good at that shit and then but you'd probably step in totally but when you said i don't know about that and i said i'll do it you just went oh okay but i don't want to do or know anything about it yeah because i was like i will not be in the same room as superglue i don't want to be the person that purchases it. I won't rip you off the super glue. It freaks me the fuck out. What if you wear gloves?

What? It is not Play-Doh. I don't know what you can't understand. But what? They put gloves on. Then it gets stuck to the glove and you just peel the glove off. It would go through a plastic glove. Through it like lava.

Through a glove. What do you mean it would go peel the glove off? It would go through a plastic glove. Through it like lava. Through a glove. What do you mean it would go through the glove? That is not a proportionate comparison. It would go through a glove. I think it would. I think it would eat through a little plastic glove. Like lava. A big pit master glove or something.

Probably not. It would be hard to do the artwork with a big pit master glove on. Exactly. We've got some pit master gloves at home because of our – Why? Because – no, no, no. Because we've got a barbecue? No.

So you know how we've got those pizza racks that go inside the barbecue? Yeah. They've got like big metal sides. Oh, yeah, yeah. And so you have to be able to like lift it out. But – Bring them in. Exactly as you said.

To do fiddly work in it. It seems really stupid. But like you go from a gardening glove to a pit. There's no in between. That's a gap in the market. People could fucking make a middle space glove. Okay. But back to the super glue.

So my dad, for work back in the day, would have done a little bit of, like, welding. So he would have had, like, his big mask and those big gloves that go right up to your elbows. Yeah, the pitmaster gloves. Yeah, so should Dad roll in with those? I would consider PPE for this 100%. As the head of HR, I don't know if I can let it even happen

on school grounds. All right, well, watch this space. Please let us know on the episode thread. I want to hear superglue tales. And if Tony's just made this whole thing up. In the meantime, I'm going to drink a Barocca and Hydrolyte. We definitely need to hear superglue injuries or glue-related tales.

I think maybe we should film it and pop it in Patreon or go live in Patreon or something. You're sculling a Barocca and a Hydrolyte, which is not what you're supposed to do. You're going to be so bloated. You just sculled a Gatorade bottle full of Barocca and Hydrolyte. 600 mils.

See you later. Whoa. Whoa. I think. Can you see time? I think the Hydrolyte hadn't fully dissolved. Effervesced. There was a chunk of it in the bottom.

Oh. I've never felt. You a chunk of it in the bottom. Oh. You and your chewy drinks fuck off. I've never felt more vitamin or hydrolyted. You look terrible to be fair. You look like you've just fucking seen a ghost. How many push-ups could I do normally? Like five? Sure.

I can only do a thousand. All right. We'll do that after the you love to see it and I might head off I might leave you do that I don't think we need the super glue I reckon I'll just fucking mash them together your sweat

is now super glue you just fucking rinse it off straight out of my armpit straight onto that fucking little side table that broke the other day I've got a you love to see here from Tanya is it me? Sorry. It is actually.

Yeah. I do love to see you. Yeah. And maybe we could make this a regular combo. We need the Barocca and Hydro every day. I should have started the episode. Every day. Oh, my God.

Yeah, you've had it with two minutes left to go. All right, before you go into another universe, I've never felt more alive. I think that is awesome news. That's disgusting. Sorry for anyone listening on headphones. I've got a love to see here from Tanya. You've got to hold that in.

Is it my former radio co-host, Tanya? No, it's not. It's Tanya with a J. Oh. T-A-N-J-A, Tanya. Okay. It might be Tanya. I believe it's Tanya though Am I still attached to my chair? Am I just floating above it?

You look like you're about to take the fuck off Just shut up for one second For a couple of years now Tanya says I've been in the same shoes as Tony I've got a male best friend And I introduce him as my best friend To people but he never says it I know he loves me but he just doesn't really do The best friend thing people, but he never says it. I know he loves me, but he just doesn't really do the best friend thing,

at least until last night. We'd just finished a pub quiz with a group of people when someone he knew walked into the bar and out of nowhere he introduced me as one of his best friends. One of? It's a tear. It's not a person. She says, my jaw dropped.

I did a little dance and then hugged him. It was such an amazing confirmation of a wonderful, supportive and hilarious friendship. Love to see it. You do love to see that. That's beautiful, Tanya. Is anyone not seeing unicorns and stars? We have to respect people's you love to see it.

The twinkle in your eye is actual stars. We have to respect people's you love to see it. Thank twinkle in your eye is the actual stars. We have to respect people's you love to see it. Thank you, Tanya with a J. That is great news for you and your best friend. Janya. Tanya with a J. For Janya. Tapa Amelia says, we made my dad's dreams come true.

Aww. For my dad's 60th, we spent a year planning it. He loves, like this is classic dad energy, he loves planes, trains and automobiles. Beautiful. But the Spitfire plane is not only a British classic but also his favourite aircraft in the world. A Spitfire plane?

So we sneaky, sneaky organised him a joyride. Oh, it doesn't actually spit fire. It's just the top. Sorry. I reckon I could spit fire right now. Fuck. I do not want to say that. I actually don't know if I want to run a marathon or lay down.

It's one or the other. And somewhere in between, probably close to the sitting is the podcast. Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! for podcasts. We sneaky, sneaky organized him a joyride in the Spitfire plane. And he even got to take the wheel for a bit. Oh, my gosh. Now, this is crazy.

I'm trying to pitch this. It's a really cool looking plane. You should Google it if you don't know what it is. We went up in another plane. And so we were like going. Oh, like tandem. Yes. So we could literally see the joy on his face.

It was exciting. It was emotional. It was a once in a lifetime. You really love to see it. Happy birthday, Dad. That is so sweet. It has a Rolls Royce engine. Fuck.

So it's a car? No, it's a plane. It's a car in there. That's what all planes are, really. So could my car go in there? No, I don't have a Rolls Royce. No, you've got an Audi. And it doesn't have wings.

It doesn't have wings. No. Okay. I don't really understand that. That's very interesting. I reckon I could do it. Yeah? You reckon that you could make my car fly?

No, I reckon I could fly. Okay. I need to lie down. Okay. Yeah? You reckon that you could make my car fly? No, I reckon I could fly. Okay. I need to lie down. Okay, you had a Barocca and a Hydrolyte, not heroin. I think now we can all chill out. How do they make heroin? What?

Is it with Hydrolyte mixed with Barocca? No. Because I feel things. No. Thank you very much for listening. I've got to get a little boy home. I feel it. Thank you very much for listening. We'll chat to get a little boy home. I feel it. Thank you very much for listening.

We'll chat to you tomorrow. We'll do normal or nah. Maybe if we can get it figured out. Tomorrow I will either recommend or not recommend what I just drank. That's a yes. Amazing. Perfect. And I could go either way, but I do need to lay down and take a moment.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Love you very much. Thanks for seeing our science experiment. Yeah. Okay. All right. Love you very much. Thanks for seeing us out to experiment. I feel weird. Love you. Goodbye.

Does everyone have toes? Shut up. Love you, bud. Because I probably have them, but I can't. Do you normally feel them? Do you think? No, but like I'm wiggling what I'm wanting to wiggle my toes, but it's just my feet that are moving. And it's like my feet just are moving. And it's like, are my feet just like...

Are we still on? Please tell me no.