Toni and Ryan - Problems With Your Ring

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. Sometimes just pops out. Who are we calling? Did you do the voice because we're calling Sydney, Australia. Oh, hello. Hello. That's Tony and Ryan.

Oh my God. Hi guys. Hello. What are you doing in Sydney, Australia? I'm getting ready for work, unfortunately. I'm working from home, though, so I can't complain. Oh, that's great. Hang on. No, no, no, no, no. What do you have to do to get ready to work from home?

Yeah, get out of bed and turn your computer on. Because when I work from home, we're your nightie while you're working. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So what are you doing? You're totally right. Just jump out of bed and hop off the seat. So it was a lie.

Yeah, it was a lie. Admit that you were lying that you were getting ready to work from home. Well, I had to walk, so I'm getting ready. Yeah, walk down the hallway. It's a tough life for Kaylin. Okay. Now, I see on the approvals form here that Kaylin manages general liability claims. Now, Kaylin, do you have any advice for me?

Because I have to manage a general liability every day. That's very funny. And I was about to use the same joke on you. No, I do see a lot of slip and falls. No, well, that will be fine for us because we've got a first aid kit. Yeah, we've got a first aid kit. So, that won't be us. Two steps ahead of you guys.

Perfect. Then you guys are fine. You guys are safe. There we go. Casualty insurance. Casualty insurance. Kaelin, will you approve today's episode? Absolutely, yes, I will.

Excellent. Hey, it's Kay from Sydney, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the show. Hello. And if you can hear Sophie giggling in the background, the crew has just found a post I did in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group Monday night, Tuesday morning. Can I just say good to know that the team has their finger on the pulse? Yeah.

That happened on Monday, you guys. Monday night that happened. I couldn't sleep and started giving out free compliments, and I believe, and I don't want to put words in your mouth, so let me just read a direct quote from Tony Lodge before we turn the mics on. Ryan, you're a liability. I will beat that.

Was that exact? Yeah, I're a liability. I will beat that. Was that exact? Yeah, I did say that. Well, just some of them like I can see where you were going, but it's like maybe things you could say to me, but not to people you don't know. Well, because we all know each other. We're all tapas. True, true, true.

But I know for you a compliment and a pick-up line is one and the same. Yeah. Because you are complimented by a pick-up line. Yes. It just turns out that not all people, like some people think they're two different things. No. I think they're the same.

And if you're a topper, I assume you'll agree. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. So not a liability. Actually, so it's fine. Take that Carla Conti out of your mouth. Oh.

He, he, he. All right. Coming up today, something quite upsetting I did and I think everyone will find like if their partner did this thing, they would be upset as well. Oh, no. But it's the combination. Let me put it in a maths equation.

Oh, because that's going to get me across the line. For some reason, something that's very normal plus something else that is very normal equals something really upsetting and it's just the combination of the two. The two things on their own, fine. Two things together, not fine. And I'll see if you react the same way my wife did. Okay. Well, actually, no, you're not.

I react pretty well when you cocks out, so I think it's fine. No? Oh, sorry. Do you know what I'm going to say? I'm not even joking. Yeah, that's how you usually react. Sorry, I sound a bit like I've fucking smoked a pack a day for fucking 10 years at the moment.

No, I haven't, but I've still got a bit of a cough. We can't shake it. Why are we just hanging on to shit? Fucking call me the cranberries because it's lingering. And I feel like every time I laugh, I just cough my fucking hole up. Yeah. So I can't not laugh and cough. Well.

That's my combination at the moment. I just want to give you some reassurance that, as always, I will not be funny today. Oh, I appreciate that. Yeah, for you. Yeah, it's for my benefit. For your benefit. But if you do say something funny, when I say that's really funny,

know that I'm being genuine and it's just because I can't laugh right now. I know that it is. Without sounding like that. You'll laugh at your own gear though. Without sounding like that, which is a shocking fucking thing to hear. I know you saying that's funny is genuine. However, it's so unsatisfying. I i know uh let's do normal or nah thanks everyone for sending these through yep tony and ryan podcast facebook group uh emma has a normal or nah hi emma normal or nah not

screwing on the lid of your drink bottle my fiance never screws on the lid because according to him i'm refilling it so often it becomes a hassle i'm always just screwing and unscrewing additional normal and i says emma constantly bumping over your fiance's drink bottle has got a fucking lid on says fucking water everywhere yeah yep um so nah not screwing up the water bottle. If you're doing that, get a cup. You're right. Like there's this other thing that you can do, get a fucking cup. Because like most water bottles, I mean for mine,

the big like the actual lid that unscrews is huge. It is huge. So like all of the water would just like gush right out. Gush is the perfect word. Well done. I can see you saying gush but no words. Gush is the perfect word. Well done. I can see you saying gush but no words coming out. Yeah, I was trying to get there. You know when you're trying to gush and you just can't get there?

So that's really funny. I can't laugh. But not screwing the lid on is annoying because, you know, when someone's lid isn't screwed on and it just does this instead. Oh, that's annoying. And like that noise is just happening. Yeah, get a cup. Yeah, get a cup. Did you see me buy a knockoff version of a Stanley cup the other day?

I did. I actually brought it up on the podcast the other day, I think. The Stanley tube. Do we have ice in our- Yes, we do. Tomorrow's ep, guys. I'm going to be fucking locked and loaded. Yeah.

Mila has a normal or nah. Hi, Mila. Fear of rings. You've got this? I do have this, but for the opposite reason. Is hers coming out of her bum? I have a fear that if I'm wearing my wedding ring and i wipe my butt i may never see my wedding ring again it happens that often i cannot wear a ring without having a panic attack

says mila i'm scared it'll get stuck on my finger and i'll never be able to get it off fucking normal have you ever tried a ring on in a fucking jewelry store oh my god well i guess it's mine no well i've never been somewhere where they're like walking you through it but like in a fucking la visa or a kmart or something and you go that's really nice and you pop it on you go that's never gonna fucking cut off i don't wear like i don't wear a lot of jewelry like i don't have any rings or anything you're new to an earring though and i like it i am new to an earring um but like I have tried on rings in a shop before and like you just and you freak out.

You're like, well, I have to buy this. Yeah, it's on me now. Yeah, like this is part of my person. This is why Mila can't wear a ring. Ask Tony for advice because she can get anything off. Tony, any advice for Mila? That's very funny. Because she can get anything off.

Oh, my God. So there's apparently this, like, hack to get a ring off. I would love to know if people have ever done this that actually works. Apparently, if you put, like, a bit of string through the ring, it's like this string trick to like get a ring off right what's just to get a bit of like well i would have thought like what's that what's that wcp 90 what's that oil that's wd40 yeah i think that would fuck up the jewelry though because it's like a lubricant like oil based lubricant and that might fuck with the yeah okay okay. But there's so many hacks of like getting rings off. Mila says, I'm a 16-year-old girl in East Germany

and one day I'm going to marry a beautiful woman. But I'm already anxious. About the ring. Because they'll be like, will you marry me? And she'll be like, yep, but all good for the ring, all good, thanks. Maybe a nice necklace. Yeah. You know, that would be fine. But the fact she's already a bit

oh, I don't want to like... Mila, we're coming to your wedding. You can wear a tiny instead of a ring. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll come and I'll talk you through being calm. And she'll bring a string. Yeah, I'll bring the string so we'll be able to get the ring. Exactly right. Yeah, we've got a plan. Heather has a normal or not. Hi, Heather.

Heather says, anytime I have to provide a urine've got a plan. Heather has a normal or nah. Hi, Heather. Heather says, anytime I have to provide a urine sample at the doctor, I have a full mental meltdown thinking about how much urine I should leave in the cup. I want there to be enough for the sample to work, but I don't want it to be too full. Like I'm too eager for them to have my piss. Is this normal or nah?

That's 100% normal. So I've been there before and I tip a bit out because I'm like, oh, well, that's too much wee. Yeah, you're like, I don't want to be over keen. Yeah, and I don't want them to think like, why has she got so much piss? Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like how fucking embarrassing.

So I actually do 100% relate to this. But you know when sometimes you're like, oh, what a keeno bitch. Like I'm so. Way hard to get keno bitch like i'm so hard to get yeah like i'm so thirsty i've literally drunk that much water that they're like well we get it like you can stop showing off you know because as an overachiever yeah um when i was 18 i was drug tested playing volleyball yeah and you have to pee in a cup. And so I was like, oh, I'm going to. And they know that like you're going to get a bit bladder shy. Yeah. So straight after the game, they go, you've been randomly selected.

And they're like, hey, we know people can get bladder shy and you've got to have your team meeting stuff. So here's a couple of bottles of water, you know, start drinking up. So by the time you have your meeting and come back, you'll be ready to go. So it's a bit less awkward. Because apparently one guy, Chico is his name, for those in the beach volleyball world six hours it took him just because they have to watch you pierce so you like you let like pants below your knees yeah and so and it's so i'm like and i felt

like oh that's definitely going to be me yeah i've heard this story about chico my arm was going to fucking pound the water yeah so then i get there and they're like oh but you pee constantly how would that be a worry but i didn't know at the time i was a constant payer yeah okay um but then so like but it gets the point where i'm like i need a fucking oh i'm about to burst yeah and they're like yep so a part of the asada blah blah blah is that it has to be a random jar so you select a jar from here and you selected lid so there's no like tampering but and i'm like just fucking just give me something to piss in and they're like um can you sign here that you agree to blah blah blah i'm not a fucking lawyer just fucking yeah yeah it's all good like just let me fucking do it so then i get into this into the room and then um the guy's like yeah he's like sorry like you have to have your pants

below your knees and like pull your shirt up to your up to your nip so there's no tube and whatever. Oh, my God, you're really Winnie the Pooh-ing. Yeah, I was Winnie the Pooh-ing. And so then I piss into the little cup because I needed to piss so bad and I've started pissing. You can't stop. So then what do you do? Were you standing over a toilet?

No. Because normally when you capture it yourself, which is the only way i've i've never had to do it for yeah like in view yeah yeah i've only ever had to do like it privately but for like you have to hold it in the toilet for because you can't direct your piss as a like vagina that is a downside and yeah so you've got to have like your hand in the toilet and it's definitely overflowed before for me but it just goes straight in it goes all over your hands but it does go straight into the toilet okay but yeah for you what were you supposed to do i don't know so i kind of he was like thank you

and i was like and so i had to kind of do the like hold my breath and then like you did the austin powers yeah complex evacuation well because as a child born. Same joke though. But I didn't know if you'd get the reference because. Oh, 100%. As someone who'd done that joke probably a thousand times in the previous five years to being 18, I was actually well versed in doing that. Yeah. As a gag.

I did all. And so the funny thing when you're in high school is you go into the cubicle and you go evacuation and then you run around to the next one. Oh, that's funny. Yes, I was ready to go. Piss gags. Yes, because it was in like a change room or something. So then I just like walked around the back and then finished off.

But it's hard to stop once you start going. Yeah. Or it's like if you've got to do it at the doctors or whatever and you have to hold it until you're allowed to go in. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you have to fucking, yeah. When I got to Malaysia.

And you're sitting there and you're like, I really need to go. When I got to Malaysia, I had a work visa or some sort of visa and I had to do a medical and I was living with these two guys. So we all rock up to the place together and they're like, and we couldn't speak any – we just moved there, so our Malay, non-existent yet, their English, rubbish. Yeah.

And the guy goes – puts three little cups on the bench and goes, sample. And we went, okay. So Tommy – I think we all know. Yeah. Yeah. But – Was it you? know. Yeah. Yeah. But.

Was it you? No. Oh, okay. Tommy comes out, three quarters full yellow. I, Ryan come out, three quarters full yellow. Scott comes out, one quarter full white. Oh, Sophie, don't pretend you didn't know where that was going. Oh. Oh Sophie Don't pretend you didn't know where that was going Oh And he just goes

They just said sample And I was like What would they need semen for They just said sample so I got one Where's he now I think he's the CEO of a tech company Oh Great

He was quite smart that guy At some things Not Well, at some things. Yeah, yeah. At some things. Not all things, but some things. Yeah, quite good. Quite good. Quite good.

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Thank you very much. Thank you very much. All right, Tony. Are we okay with the concept of socks? You're not one of those people that's grossed out by socks. No, I like socks. Yeah, all good. Like in general, do you mean?

Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm pro sock. You're pro sock. I like a fun sock. Yeah? Yeah. Yep. I'm also a fan of like a woolly like bed sock.

Oh, Bridget got these new like thick wintery like – it's like slippers not required sock. Yeah, yeah. Like I throw these on. Yeah, they are good. Yeah, they are good. Yeah. The concept of the naked human body. Yeah, fine.

Yeah. Like in what context? Just context just in general yeah like it's well bodies are bodies everyone's got one everyone's got one what a beautiful creation yeah whatever both fine yeah what do you think about a grown man like me wearing only socks for some reason isn't we're pro sock we're pro body but isn't there something just fucking upsetting about a grown man only wearing socks yeah yeah you know but i just think anybody only wearing socks is like hilarious yeah like it's like when you see someone wearing like not like a backwards cap but like putting their hand over their eyes or whatever. You go like, well, what, like all wearing like a T-shirt and a scarf. Oh, no.

Which you used to be a fan of. No, I'm a fan of that. Yeah. But like, you know what I mean? Like the rest of your body's not cold but your neck is. Like how is the rest of your body all good but like your feet aren't? So, yeah, I know. It's just, it's upsetting.

Yeah. It's upsetting. So the other night. But your wife wears socks a lot. Yeah. Because she always gets mad with you when she walks into the bathroom because the floor is wet and her socks get wet. Yeah.

Yeah. I know, mate. Yeah. I know. I've seen it. Yeah. In real time. Yeah.

Do you see this? I'll be back in a second. I'm just going to the bathroom. Ryan! Ryan, what the fucking? So the other night, little maids, we've got this new game in the bath i think i don't know if i've told you this but she stomps her foot and splashes and i pretend it's like created a tidal wave and i like fall over and i'm like yeah and she just cackles she thinks it's the most

hilarious thing ever but i've had to stop doing it because she laughed so hard she gives herself the hiccups and then bath times before bedtime and then she has a little bottle and like the hiccups and the yeah drinking it so poor little thing ends up having a little little vom yeah and so bridget oh help fuck so i go in there pick up maids and maids just spews all over me and herself poor girl poor little chicken so i was like all right well well me and maids will just both jump in the shower we'll dust ourselves off'm holding Mabes like in one hand and kind of like shimmying my shirt off, trying to hold her at the same time. Yeah, and you're covering her vomit. Yeah, so I take her stuff off and then I sort of, yeah,

with one hand holding her, one hand like pulled, you know, my trousers down, put them in the corner. And then I find myself, I'm holding a naked baby. I'm naked, but I've still got my socks on because it's hard to get your socks off whilst holding a baby and you've only got one hand. Yeah. And so I was like, fuck, I'm actually going to need a bit of help here. So they want to put Mabes down because her clothes were a bit yuck.

Yeah. And so I was like, Bridge, can you help me? And she walks in to just you. A naked husband, naked baby in socks. Just socks on. And just goes, what? Are your feet cold? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It took her a second just to. You didn't just do the like step on one toe and like pull your foot out. They must have been too tight. What? To do the foot thing. I don't know. You've got a tight sock. It's got thick ankles. No thing i don't know but it's got thick ankles no i don't know i don't know i just didn't yeah you're just like fuck i just i need a hand i need a hand or maybe you hold um i'll just like take care of this and what a fucking sight yeah yeah like a pale white body

in the middle of winter um and just with black socks, just the contrast, just harrowing. Oh, yeah. It's just upsetting. That's so funny. It's just upsetting. Well, remember when we talked about like when you wear an hoodie, like a big hoodie, like do you wear anything underneath because it looks like a dress?

Yeah. And then like my boyfriend, Torbs, he wears an hoodie with his Ugg boots so it looks like he's wearing like a cute dress and like a little ankle boot. Yeah, which is hot. Which is quite stylish, actually. Yeah. I'm for that. I'm all for that. On Monday, we announced that we're having our movie marathon.

I'm so excited. Tony's never had a movie marathon, Mum, never let you. Wasn't allowed to go. Was it? And it was when you were older. It was when I was 18. Did she give a reason? I think it was just that, like, it was for grown-up kids.

Okay. Like, it wasn't fair. Yeah, it was for grown-up kids. Okay. Like, it wasn't fair. You're not old enough yet. Yeah, like, which is fair enough, I guess. It hasn't damaged me or anything. I'm all good. Yeah, so don't worry. Don't you guys worry about it because I'm actually fine.

Okay. Yeah. Now, on Monday, we were talking about the concept of for our movie marathon that we're going to do, three movies. Do we do three individual movies or do we do a trilogy? Now, I'm just going to send you this picture, Tony. It is from Michelle and she says, What's up?

What's up? I did a scary movie screening for my birthday this year. Oh, cute. A few of us dressed up. It was so much fun. I was cameraman Kenny. Oh, my God. That is so fun.

Because what were the three movies, trilogies? So, we suggested Scary Movie because one, two, and three. We've got the DVDs for that. Shrek, one, two, and three. Yes. And Scream, one, two, and three. Because we thought Scream's like pretty iconic. It is pretty iconic.

And back in the day, I feel like it was a horror movie marathon was like the naughty part about it. Kimberly, who's a tarpa, says, you should do the Scream trilogy for sure. Like Tony, I also wasn't allowed to go to a movie marathon, but the Scream trilogy was the exact marathon I wasn't allowed to go to. Is Kimberly in Sydney? She's registered. I guess we'll find out.

to oh is kimberly in sydney um she's registered i guess we'll find out um cheryl said not a trilogy but maybe three very different genre movies but with the same actor oh that's good like as a thing yeah i like tony recommend that no movie must be more than 90 minutes long yep you got it that's the way you've got to live now there's a's a couple of wild cards come through, Tony, and this is why I wanted to touch on this. Holly Elizabeth, if we're watching a trilogy, it has to be The Mighty Ducks. Ben Twigg. Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

Ducks. Ben Twigg. It has to be The Mighty Ducks trilogy. I dare you. I dare you. Says the big twig. I actually haven't watched Mighty Ducks in years. It's the Joshua Jackson.

What's he from? Pacey from Dawson's Creek. If you're a female, you say Pacey from Dawson's Creek. If you're a male, you say Mighty Ducks. Yeah. But he was also in the Fatal Attraction TV show that we watched. Yeah. On Paramount+.

And also is the guy that sucks the guys. He's the machine that turns dicks into suck dicks in Cruel Intentions. Oh, good. Now, Christy, this might fucking do you right in. Okay. And I don't, you know, when you, even when you taste something and you just go, I don't know if I love this or hate this. Oh, yeah.

It's going to make you. Catches you by surprise a little bit. It's going to make you feel weird. Oh, okay. And I still. It takes a bit to weird me out. I say some cooked shit. Yeah, but I've sat with this for a few days and I still don't know

if we 100% have to do this or if it disgusts me oh i still like it could be both christy smith christy chaos smith is what i'm gonna call it she's a fucking heard you guys saying maybe scream shrek scary movie trilogies heard you guys saying three different types i reckon you should watch screamream 1, Shrek 2, then Scary Movie 3. That's crazy. Crazy. Chaos Christy, crazy Chaos Christy. That is fucked, but.

You see? I don't know where I stand. Now, what I do like is that she's picked the right ones. I was about to say you can't even falter on which ones she's chosen. Because Shrek 2 is like killer. That's the, yeah. Shrek, Scream 1, the OG. And I think by the time you get to Scary Movie 3,

like fucking who gives a fuck. All bits are off. I'm going to be asleep. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like, I'm definitely going to fall asleep during my third film. You're going to be a human popcorn colonel. Yeah, like, I will have popped right to death.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't let her near a naked flame. Yeah, like, I'll have curled up in my cosy outfit and, like, there's just no way. Are we going to be seeing Next Week, Tom? I don't know because is it, a row or is it like because you know how it's like a small cinema? Yeah.

Or is it like the little, you know, when you go to like Lux or whatever and it's like the little pods? I think it's like a little cinema but it's not a full Lazy Boy situation. Oh, okay. Which is a blight. Maybe we could bring in a little Ottoman or something. My fate need to be up for that one. Yeah.

So I'm not saying confirm or deny because we'll have to check with the powers that be, but Christy Chaos, Crazy Christy, is she onto something? I think she might be onto something because I think that it's like the difference, the palate cleansers, you know? It's like you want a little bit of variety because I saw someone mention like that back in the day, the cinema near them, it was like they would do a new movie, a classic,

and then like a comedy one to kind of round the night out. Yeah. Which is what I said, like you kind of want a bit of. So I don't hate the combination of three trilogies. Let us know in the comments. We'll need to lock it down by tomorrow, I think. I think that's quite good. It is also good

that in this hypothetical situation, we're not watching a scary one last. Yeah, because when we leave it'll be dark. Yeah, it'll be dark time. You said in the episode the other day you were sleeping in the cinema. Yeah. Not mid-movie, but said in the episode the other day you were sleeping in the cinema. Yeah. Not mid-movie, but just staying the night. Just staying there. But, like, because we've got to stay in a hotel and that's a bit spooky to me

because I'm pretty scared of the dark. So, I also, like, feel like I'm not going home to my, like, safe little house. I'm going home to, like, sleep by myself in a big hotel, which is so spooky. What do you think we're staying at? I just really don't want to feel spooked while, like, as we're leaving. So, gale weathers can't be, yeah. Yeah, like, we just need to be safe, I think. What if I wear a screen mask around the hotel floors?

Well, we don't do pranks. It's not a prank, that's just fashion. Is it? No, it's really not. Yeah. Okay. No, I fucking watched this space. I like that idea, though.

Yep. What do you love to see? I've got a love to see here from Sammy Morley. Yep. And Sammy got sucked into a TikTok ad. Happens to the best of us. Yeah. Happens to the best of us.

Yep, yep, yep. And it's like. We've all been there. Don't worry. Don't feel too bad about it. It was an ad for this app, and it's like a daily goals app. So you kind of go like, oh, I want to do these 10 things every day or these three things every day or whatever.

And Sammy has put like make my bed in the morning, get out of the house like for however long, but like leave my home every day. There's a few other ones that are really nice, but right at the bottom after all of like gratitude exercises and all of that kind of thing is listen to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Oh, isn't that nice? And you can add your own.

So there's all these like pre-made ones, but then I think like in the free one, you can add one that you've made up. And yeah, five days going strong on the tally for all the activities. Tick, tick, tick. Yeah, five days of Tony Rand podcast. You're welcome. Hopefully this is number six. Yep, you're welcome.

You're very welcome. Pretty cool, though, eh? Pretty cool. Thanks for adding us into your daily routine. That's really cool. Do you know how, like, morning routines are a real, like, thing? Yeah. Do you find them inspiring or sometimes they're a bit cursed

when it's, like, a tech bro? I think it just depends. Like if you're doing it because it works for you, I think that's awesome. But when you're doing whatever's in trend just to like – To tell everyone else. You know, everyone's stopped doing ice baths now, haven't they? I think so. I think we're over that.

But wasn't that a huge six months? Massive six months. And no one's fucking doing that anymore. No, not a single person. And what was before that going for an ocean swim in the morning every day. No one's doing that anymore. Yeah, I don't have an ocean. You don't have an ocean.

It's ridiculous. Yeah, like I'm so far from the ocean it's like not even funny. What else have people done? But you know what I mean? Like I think if you want to just. Bikram yoga? Yeah, but like. Eating right?

These things come and go, don't they? Yeah, they come and go. But I really. That's out. I've got a good routine at the moment, but it doesn't include an ice bath. No. But it's like still a night, it sets up my day really nicely. I've got a mini love to see it before my love to see it.

Okay. An entree? My love to see it is Toni Lodge always remembering to bring her lunch. I do always remember to bring my lunch. And I respect that. Tor's saying that for me this morning before I came into work, actually. Yeah, Tony has a smoothie in the morning, brings in lunch, and every time I go, oh, do you want to, like, get fuck shit?

And she goes, oh, well, probably, you know. I appreciate that. Thank you. Because let me show you. I actually haven't been doing smoothies the last couple of weeks. I've been doing porridge. I had porridge yesterday. Like a nice warm porridge before I come into work.

Because the smoothie is just too cold at the moment. So I feel like starting with a warm tummy makes the day a bit easier. Now, I was inspired by Tony's lunch bringing. Yeah. So I was like, I'm going to bring it in. I'm going to not eat shit. I'm so proud of you. Can you just read out who I've texted there?

Oh, you've texted Bridget. Oh. Gone. Oh, and she's sent a photo back of the hallway table with your Tupperware and a yogurt and a pear. Sitting there by the door ready for me to not forget this morning. Oh, great. Yeah.

Yep. Yeah. Anyway, I've got to love to see it. It's not that, but well done. Thank you. My love to see it is after 36 and a half years, maybe 37. I'm almost 37. Oh, yeah, we're getting close.

I'm a country music guy. Yes. I love country music. You love it? Country music is me. We are one and the same. Taylor Swift. No. Can I tell you how I got there? it. Country music is me. We are one and the same. Taylor Swift. No.

Can I tell you how I got there? Sure. Because this is a wild ride, so fucking put your seatbelt on. Well, I know that you like Shaboosie. Do like Shaboosie. You got it right. You got it right. Yeah.

So I love Architectural Digest. Yep. Just the YouTube channel because I think it's fun like seeing cool houses and shit. Yeah. And so then Diplo has aest. Yep. Just the YouTube channel because I think it's fun like seeing cool houses and shit. Yeah. And so then Diplo has a thing. Yep. And so we watch Diplo's house and we go, fuck. We did.

Yeah, that's unreal. This guy's done all right for himself. So then I, you know, like after I watch a movie, I go, so what's fucking Diplo's deal? Yeah. You know, what's going on there? And you go on a bit of a dip dive. He's Major Lazer. Do we know that?

Yes. We heard the dip dive. That was good. Thanks. And then I watch, he did a set at Stagecoach, which is like a country music festival. Yes, yep. And he's like remixing some like country songs and putting a beat in

and I go, oh, what's that? I don't mind that one. And it turns out Diplo has done a song with Morgan Wallen. Yep. And I'm like, this fucking hits about right. Cool. And then Shaboosie comes out during his set. Yes.

And then there's some shit. And then.aboozy comes out during his set. Yes. And then there's some shit. And then. Real niche Ryan John crossovers. And I'm like, but now I've discovered Morgan Wallen. Great. And I'm reading his backstory and he's throwing shit off things and getting in trouble. And apparently that's what the bad boys do in the country world. Oh.

Yeah. And then I've turned on the TV on the weekend and I see Morgan Wallen smoking cigs with Post Malone. Oh, cool. In their video clip. And Post Malone's doing country now with Morgan Wallen. Is that the get the bottle off the shelf? Yeah. Didn't do that by myself or whatever.

I've heard that track. That's good. Yeah. First of all, that's all of them. No, but that one I think is that one. That's good. Yeah, first of all, that's all of them. No, but that one I think is that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So that's how I became a country fan because of my love of architecture. You know what you should listen to? Dolly Parton. Also Shania Twain. Incredible. Very, very good. I've got another. You'll have to see it.

Okay, you can't do three in one episode. Did you say Shania Twain? Yeah. Have you seen this? What? Shania Twain has teamed. Have you seen this? What? Shania Twain has teamed up with Young Gravy. Yeah. Yeah.

If those heels could talk. Imagine if she was a surprise guest at the show you're going to. Fuck, yeah. Imagine that. I would shit myself if you saw Shania Twain. I would have so much FOMO. You're going? Yeah.

Well, you're going? Yeah. I bought you the tickets. They're very expensive. Yeah. Same as the Lord tickets. Yeah. I had COVID. Well, you're going? Yeah. I bought you the tickets. They're very expensive. Yeah, same as the Lord tickets. Yeah. I had COVID. Well, still time.

Did you get COVID? No, no. I'll be there with Shania. All right. We just went on a bit of a crazy turkey journey. That's what happens when you're a country girl. Turkey journey. I meant goose chase.

A turkey journey. A turkey journey. I meant goose chase. A turkey journey. A turkey journey. A turkey journey. I'll describe this podcast as an almost three-year-long turkey journey. A turkey journey. I'll describe this podcast as an almost three-year-long turkey journey. Turkey journey. And I've always said that. And what a turkey journey it's been. Turkey journey.

Fucking put that actually on a T-shirt. New merch coming soon. What a turkey journey. I know it's only Thursday, speaking of turkey journeys, but next week we've got a segment about random tarpers being chased by random animals. And let me just tell you, there's a few more turkey journeys on its way. Amazing. Amazing.

Perfect. That's exactly what I've signed up for. We're back tomorrow. A wild turkey journey. Back tomorrow for another turkey journey. They both got long necks. I can see where you got confused. Yeah, you, yeah. Thank you. Alright. See you later, you fucking

psychos. Love you, bye. Turkey journey.