Toni and Ryan - Pros and Cons of Permanent Jewellery

Episode Date: October 13, 2024

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Like ever. And use the promo code at the checkout tarp. That's T-A-R-P to get your first month free. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello. And we are calling Rachel who's in Washington DC and she's a journalist. Don't you just think when you hear a journalist from DC, it just sounds real important? It does. Yeah. It sounds like it's probably from a movie. Yeah.

However, just someone you said that I thought Washington DCI. Oh, they've got a DCI in Washington. That's nice. Good for them. Hello? Rachel! It's Tony and Ryan. Hi!

We assume that because you're a journalist in Washington, DC, you must be involved in all political scandals and there'll one day be a TV show about you. A crazy investigative journalist. I really hope so. That would be fun. That would actually be awesome. And we can be like, well, we knew Rachel before she was famous. Also, that's what someone would say when they're like hiding something.

She was just very like non-descript. No, no, no. This is on the record. Yeah. On the record? Well, it's on a, it's like the definition of on the record. Yeah, it's recording, Rachel. Yeah.

Hope you're comfortable with that. Rachel, what are you planning at the moment? Oh, a wedding. Oh, your own? Yes. Oh, congratulations. Congratulations. I'm like, well, are you moonlighting as a wedding planner on the side

or are you planning your sister's wedding or something? That's awesome. How long till a big date? We're getting married next September. Oh, so a year. I'm sorry. It's September now. No, it's not. I just saw Tony like computer reset in real time. Rachel has said if Tony is still able to officiate weddings, will she do it? And last time we committed to a wedding in your neck of the woods, Rach, we actually, um, the person got dumped and the wedding didn't happen.

So we are jinx for weddings. So this is my way of a soft no. Well, we'll miss you, but I do appreciate that. What if we approve the wedding now before you approve the episode and then we're all even? Oh, okay. That could work. What's your partner's name?

Mason. Hi, I'm Ryan. And I'm Tony. And we approve Rachel and Mason's wedding. That was cute. That was cute. We didn't even plan that. That was great.

That was great. And Rachel, will you approve today's episode? I absolutely will approve this episode. Woohoo! Sweet. Bit of tit for tat there. Do you see? One each.

Don't look at my tit when you say that. Hey, it's Rachel from Washington DC and I'm starting the brand new week with a word of warning. Oh no. My name is Ryan and unlike Tony, I have never been pulled up by airport security for trying to sneak scissors in. There I said it. Oh, that sneak scissors in? There I said it. Oh, that did happen once. There I said it.

Am I allowed to defend myself, Your Honor? Yeah. I had scissors in my toilet bag for cutting my fringe. And we'd just been like traveled overseas and then we were getting on a domestic flight and I was like, yep, I'm just going to chuck that bag into that thing. And they go, Hey man, you've got this huge pair of scissors. And I went, yeah, I do. Like I didn't even have any, but it's like, I didn't, it wasn't like, I thought I was going to get in with them.

Do you know what I mean? I wasn't like, Oh, let's just see. But that's what like someone who was trying to get in with them would say. No, cause it was, yeah. I didn't mean it. I just, this perfect hair doesn't happen by its own. And literally like, I've just looked at the biggest fuckhead. Yeah. Wow.

Cause they're like, well, so did you not know that you could bring this? I'm like, nah, I actually did. They go, so if you knew, then why did you do it? It was awful to witness. Oh, and this poor like person working in security is just like, yes, you can't take them in. Thinking I was going to be like, you're fucking mama.

Do you know who I am? No, they're like ready for a fight because I guess everybody's like, oh, it's just deodorant. Oh, fuck it. Don't worry about it. Just whatever. And you just went, oh yeah. And I just went, oh, how embarrassing. Yeah, that's fine.

They go, we have to throw them out. And I went, yeah, obviously. Like that's fine. And she went, oh, well, cool. It sounds like she was ready for a fight. She wanted a fight. She was just ready to feel my wrath. You ruined her day by not fighting her.

Oh well, I mean that sounds terrible for her anyway. In the US, a lady named Madison missed her flight because she was temporarily detained by security. Oh my God. I don't have a gun. She yells as soon as the beepers go, dut dut dut dut dut dut dut dut dut, you can't say the G word in the airport. Yeah, but she yelled it. I don't have, and isn't that what someone with a gun would say? You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, and I think that you just like going to damage control.

She yelled, I don't have a gun. Everyone's banned. They hear the G word. They're panicking. Security like grabbing her, blah, blah, blah. And she goes, it's my bracelet. It's permanent. I can't take it off. So you know how they go take your stuff out, put them in the thing. Yeah. Yep. Permanent bracelets are apparently a thing and have been for a little while. Yeah.

And people get them like, not welded on, but it's pretty, it's on there. And she goes, I can't take it off. And they go, well, you, we can't have you, like you setting off the things. And so she gets into a bit of a brouhaha and it takes them 25 minutes. Oh, well, obviously I've got to get the manager and he has to, what's the, you know, they're going through all, can you just take that off? And she goes, no. And they go, well, don't be stubborn.

She goes, no, I can't take it off. And she misses her flight. Oh no, this is not good news. No. Because I love the idea of permanent jewelry. Really? I think it is so cool and so chic and I absolutely love it. And I can tell by the shock on your face, you were not expecting me to say that.

I think it is so fancy. I love it. I think it's so fancy. I love it. I think it's so cool. I'm not surprised that you love it, but I'm surprised you're standing by it after someone missed a flight. Cause that is like right up there in your area of things not to do. Yeah.

Can I tell you this other story about this is fucked. Miss Agnel is her name. She's in London. It is actually fucked. It's not funny, but like, it's sort of like, it's a, it's a, like, it's not, it's actually not funny. Oh, oh, well. Miss Agnel is in London.

Yeah. And two thieves like, approach, like attack her on the street. And they like just to snatch and run. Oh my God, that is so horrifying. Grab her wallet, grab her phone. And one of them goes, get that bracelet. And so she goes, the bracelet stays with me. As in saying like, it literally stays with me.

But the robbers was like, oh, she's like acting tough. Like it's a thing a tough guy would say, no, that stays with me. Yeah, that is quite a cool line. Right? But then she's like, no, no, like it. And she's like, they nearly ripped my fucking arm off trying to get this thing. Trying to yank it off. And then I take it off and she's like, it doesn't come off and they're like, no, no, like it. And she's like, they nearly ripped my fucking arm off trying to get this thing.

And they were like, take it off. And she's like, it doesn't come off. And they're like, stop playing games, give me the fuck. Like, and it's like this. That is so horrifying. Right? And so then they're trying, and she goes, I don't know what to tell you.

Like it, it does not come off. And they went, and you know, the two of them are like, fuck you, man, go, you know, do this thing back and forth. And then they eventually go, oh, it's really come off. And they went, and you know, the two of them are like, fuck you, man, go, you know, do this thing. And then they eventually go, oh, it's really on there. And she goes, I've been trying to tell you guys. Yeah. Yeah. It's from Seren Sebastian. Yeah. So she's like, she's like, take the fucking wallet, take the phone.

But like, you can't take this. It's on me. And so they eventually will like, oh, we can't get it. And I'm guessing that this all happened in a matter of like six seconds. Yeah. Cause they would be like moving quick and whatever. And if it doesn't that just go, I don't know if in that case, the permanent is a win because they couldn't steal it or if it's more terrifying. Cause you like just take the stuff, just don't hurt me.

Um, yeah. And having watched a lot of like lock stock and two smoking barrels and those kinds of things, you could just imagine like the fight that the guys had later. Like you stupid. Why didn't you get that bracelet? So let's go through the pros and cons, Tony. What would you get if it was to be permanent? I really liked the permanent bracelets. I think they look really, really cool. And that's what gets me. It does look cool. And the concept, the concept is hot before I heard about these. I like that you said the concept is hot. I think it's just really chic and fun. There's like, oh, I always wear that. It's on me.

Pros. This is from what people have said online. I love not having to think about losing it. Oh, cause it's just on. I can't take it off. It can't get lost in the drawer. I can't leave it in a friend. It's on me. And I don't have to think about if I'm going to wear a bracelet today. Cause it's on. It's just on. Yeah. It's a built in accessory.

All the logistics is just like, there's no logistics. Yep. Though, con. Con. It's always on. So basically the pros are that it's always on, but the cons are obviously that it's always on. Do you want to hear another story about that first lady, Madison? In the airport?

Yeah. So apparently like some time after that, she had to get like emergency dental or like something happened and they're like, oh, we just need to check this thing. So she has to go in for an X-ray or an MRI or something. And she's got the thing on. And they go, can you take that off? You can't have metal in an MRI. And she goes, well, no, I can't take it off.

And the doctor's like, ma'am, like stop mucking around. Snip it off. Can you just take it off? No, they wrapped her arm in medical tape and she had her arm like above her head sticking out the back end of the MRI. And the doctors were furious, but there was like no other option. Like every, like, you know, there's just all these quirks like that. Sounds like a pun.

So my, um, my mom actually, for her, like, I think it was like her and my dad's like first year wedding anniversary or something like that. My dad bought my mom the first piece of jewelry that he'd ever bought her. And it was this like beautiful bangle and like a gold bangle, like one piece. It didn't have clasps or anything. It was like a solid. Oh, yeah. So you just got to fit.

Yeah. It got, yeah. Yeah. And my mom's hand didn't fit through the thing because it was just like a bit small, a little bit tight. And she goes, Oh, I'm so sorry. But it doesn't fit. He goes, we're going to fuck and make a fit.

I've spent like all my money on this. Pass me the baby oil. Like literally it has to fit on you. He forced it onto her hand and she wore it and it was cremated with her. She could not take it off. It did not come off. So an accidental permanent jewelry. Yeah. Very chic from my mum in the what like late 80s, early 90s. And same thing in the airport, she had to walk through like this, like Superman through the scanner to like prove that that's what was beeping her body,

wasn't it? Oh yeah. And literally like she died and they said like, oh, does she have any personal effects you want to take off her? And they said, cause she's wearing jewelry and we were like, that has to stay with her. Because like it was an iconic part of her.

Look, she always wore that f***** bangle. I never, here's something I never ever saw my mum not wearing that bangle cause she got, it got put on her before I was born. And then she wore it literally till the day she f***** got cremated. Isn't that wild? That is crazy. Can I, this is f*****, but know, the saying when someone's like, give me that and like, you'll have to pry that out of my cold dead hands.

Literally. And still not even then. So I'm just picturing. This is grim. I see where you're going with this. Because like, if it's metal and whatever, like it's, it wouldn't burn, eh? Well, I don't know. So is it just like a pile of ashes with just like a burnt bangle just sitting on top of

it? Which sounds like comically hilarious. Yeah, kind of a little bit. Or do you reckon that someone just went like, oh yeah, we burnt that off. And like grabbed it. And then it was on fucking eBay? Yeah. Gumtree? Very small woman's bangle.

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Check all out all of our shit. So for the last, like month or six weeks or something on a Sunday afternoon, I've spent the other way in the kitchen and made up like a big batch of something for lunches through the week. And do you get that big non energy? Like doing a big batch. Yeah. So I was inspired by your wife, Bridget, who does her non a Sunday's where that's when she

does her bread or kombucha or whatever. And I was like, oh, through the week, I'm just getting really caught up on the fact that I've like every night I'm like, fuck, we don't have anything for lunch tomorrow. Or do we have enough leftovers for both of us and stuff? And I've also been making like a snack. Ooh. So I've done like blueberry muffins or you know, that zucchini slice thing that I made the other week.

And anyone who's had that zucchini slice, you don't need to ask them if they remembered because they do, because it was stunning. Yeah, it was like a bit scony. Like it was, yeah, real good. Anyway, and I've never been like much of a cook, but I'm really getting into it. And I just like pop some music on

and I like dance around in the kitchen. It's like lots of fun. And Torbz was like sitting at the table with his laptop and he's like kind of tapping away and working. And I was just like doing my thing. Anyway, because I was at home, of course, I'm like in my nightie, I'm dancing around, I'm doing the food.

And it was actually a fresh nightie because it was a Sunday. Like fresh from the washing machine. I was gonna say, I didn't realize you'd purchased any new ones in the last three years. So when you said fresh, I was like, what's going on over there? Oh God, that would be big news. Yeah. That's what I thought.

Don't bury the leaf. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh God, I would never ever not let you know about that. Everyone driving to work this morning, get back on the road. I know they've swerved off. Yeah. Back onto the road. All good.

That should have been the lead. So fuck the permanent jewelry. I'm so sorry. Yeah. Give some guys a warning. No brand new 90s. All good. That should have been the lead. So fuck the permanent jewelry. So sorry. Yeah. Give some guys a warning. No brand new nighties. I promise. Still roll on the same ones. Guys put the mariachi band back in the container.

In the container. That's where they live in the spare room. Yeah. Just around there. They sleep in the bed when we're not in there. No, sorry guys. No, sorry. It was just clean. Not a new one.

Yeah, all good. Yeah. Cut the tags off. No. So it was a freshie. And I was. Yeah, all good. Cut the tags off. No. So it was a freshie. And I was like, because I normally for anyone that doesn't know roller nightie for like a week. And so when it's fresh, I'm like settling in to know that for a week I've like got the, and sorry by that, I mean my daytime nightie.

So as soon as I get home from work or wherever. Hang on. Well, I don't know. So I've normally got one that I like. Yeah, okay. Hang on. So when you when you say a daytime nightie, are you implying that there is a like a second night nightie? Well, that one I don't normally eat in. Because we've seen you eat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so I'm like, oh, I've got one for like banging around the house and like

cooking and eating and whatever. And then I'll have a shower before I go to bed. And then I'll pop on the one that I'm like sleeping in at the moment. Okay. But I've got what? What's the problem? No, I just, yeah, I just didn't know you were dual nighting. Well, it's because- Do you call the day one a dayy? No, I don't. I just call my day nighty. But it's because I hate wearing clothes at home.

Because it's like a night, yeah. Dayy, yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah, okay. Cause night. Do you want me to start calling it that? Would that make you feel better? It would. Yeah, okay.

All right, so I'm wearing my dayy. Yeah. But it was a fresh dayy because I'd just done all the would. Yeah. Okay. All right. So I'm wearing my day. Yeah. But it was a fresh day because I'd just done all the washing. Great. And anyway, and so I'm like cooking, I'm cutting, I'm doing whatever. And then I'm, I grabbed a tube of tomato paste and I start squeezing it into the pan and it like slips out of my grip and it just sprays all over me. Oh no. Now I do want to empathise and sympathise with you, but can you just repeat that whole

thing but say it in a really sexy voice? Because is anyone else on a half bar this morning? Cause fuck. Half bar, if that's all you're at so far. No, but I reckon with this, this could be all over. I grabbed the tube of tomato paste and as I'm squeezing it into the pan, it's sprayed all over me. The naughty is all of a sudden no one's problem. Was it there?

Yeah. Yeah. I think, um, I like poo pooed you for having two 90s, but I'm going to now need three pairs of pants today. Thank you. Thank you for apologizing. But that is fucking annoying when you're in the zone. Hey, you're having a great day. And I'm fucking like dancing around.

I'm all good. And literally it like none went on the floor. None went on the bench. I copped the lot. Anyway, and then I'm like, oh fuck, and Chubb's like, you all right? And I was like, oh, I just like sprayed this all over my nightie. He goes, oh, let me get you another one.

And I was like, no, I really don't wanna like waste another nightie. This one has the last me seven day. Yeah, like this is my day for the week I've committed to. On day one. Yeah, on day one I fucked it. Jolly, you gotta change your washing day, sweetheart. I know.

Because Sunday is asking, if you're cooking sauces, I should wash it after that. I know. Absolutely. And then I go, no, I don't want to waste another night. Yeah, fair. Like have I got dirty clothes I can pop on? I've dirtied this one anyway.

I might as well finish the cooking first. Well, and then I'm like, but cause it was like, cause it's thick. How many C's? Oh, probably five. Like it's, it's like blobbed on me. So I can't even keep wearing it. Anyway, he goes, Oh, what about an apron? And I go, Oh yeah, that'll do. Except like, I don't want to put another nightie on. So I just put the apron onto my naked body. And I've got a- How many pairs of pants did I say before?

I've got a photo. How many pairs of pants did I say before? I've got a photo of it. I just need to check how many spare pants I've got before I see this. Cause I am so ready. And I'm not, and this is like real chat. Sophie's not seeing this. It's not going in the Facebook thread. Like it's not going anywhere.

Can I convince you otherwise? I, it like, I will get taken off the internet. Are you ready to see the picture of me in the apron? First of all, if this is a picture of you giving me the- No, no, no, no, no, no. That would be- Space, space, space. I respect the point though.

I made up this whole story just so I could show you this photo. No. It's not. But I need you to respect the privacy of this photo. Okay. Okay, you ready? Because we're best friends. We are best friends. I need you to see this. I need you to see it so that you understand where I'm at.

OK, you ready? Oh, my God, I can't believe you've showed that to me. I don't. OK, you can start looking at it now. Don't zoom. You can stop looking at it now. I know. Um, I think, um, no, it's not nipple. It's like a little, um, anyway, I mean, it might be, but this is just, I just needed you to have the context of where we're at the little cheeky butt at the back.

Shout out to the guys at master chef for sending you that apron. I just needed you to have the context of where we're at. And the little cheeky butt at the back. Yeah, there is a little bit of cheeky. The little zombie at the back there. Yeah, I did, yeah. Shout out to the guys at MasterChef for sending you that apron as well. Yeah, that's an old PR box find that we had. Yeah, well, they're going to get their PR's money worth this afternoon. Pass it back, please. I don't know if I can look away from this or you in the eye. Okay. So I just needed you to see it so that you knew what we're dealing with. Right. So I'm just do that. And I keep fucking cooking cause I'm like, Oh, I've got stuff in the oven.

I've got things on the go. You're saying things and I just can't. Sorry. I'm just, fuck dude. That's, that's yeah. It's like hot though. Hot. Yeah.

Mate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so can I just, I need to get this out. No, I just need some time. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Do you remember when, um, I don't know if this ever made it to the

podcast, cause this is like old school days, but, um, Bridget had this pre children had this habit of like waking up at like six in the morning on a Sunday and reading The Economist or something. Oh, and she'd say to you, hey, what do you reckon about the tax implication of second? What's the deal with the inflation rate going on in Europe? Yeah. Or even after we'd hung out a little bit? And then I'd have to just-

You're like, I'll just end a second. And she goes, yeah, so- Did you see that thing? With immigration, does that increase the interest rate? And I'm like, I just, I just. And that's how I feel right now. Okay. I've got multiple.

Erections. No, the multiple remnants of previously having an erection in my pants right now. And I just need a deep breath and probably some cold water. Okay. Hang, give me one breath and then we'll get going. need a deep breath and probably some cold water. Okay. Hang on. Give me one breath and then we'll get going. So it's pretty revealing. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's there's a lot happening. Yeah. Um, I know that I've got like 15 minutes left of that thing in the pot and I've just popped something in the oven. But basically everything's already cut and chopped. I'm like waiting for things to cook. Yep. I'm like getting all fucking all my shit and there's all this stuff on the bench. And I'm like, okay, great.

I've got that. I've got that on. I'm talking to myself. I'm like, yeah, I'll pop that in the dishwasher. Cool. And I'll just grab this rubbish and I'll take that out. I grab all this rubbish. And I open the front door and I walk half like take one step out the door and

Torbz goes, A very white bottom is leaving the house. Because from the back, does he even know you're wearing an apron? He's like, you're just straight up nude. And the bow. The bow, the bow on the back. I look like a Christmas present. You look like a little Christmas pudding. And he should, like it's a duck and drifting out the front door.

And he should, like it's a duck and drifting out the front door. And so I'm holding all this rubbish. I'm naked. I'm out the front of my house and I'm frozen. I couldn't do anything. And you know what our door's like as well? It's fucked. Tony's door is fucked. I'm trying to walk back in,

but I didn't want to turn. Cause you're trying to back it up. I'm trying to back it up. Just to make sure the ring doorbell gets a real good look. Heaven forbid you turn away. No, but seriously though, like Tony's thought you need to fucking grab it, pull it down, twist the little bit. And you need the key. It's a whole thing. And you're trying to do it behind your back. Yeah, so I'm trying to like, and I've got all the rubbish in my hands as well, I didn't want to drop anything

because it was all to take out to the compost. So it wasn't a bag of rubbish. It was like two bowls of like potato peel and fucking bits of broccoli that I dropped on the floor. Shit like that. So I'm like, and Tom's just like, whoa! Yeah, so did he sprint over to help

or is he just laughing? Did he start masturbating? What's, what's his first reaction? So he's sitting at the booth table. Yeah. So he's like, you picture this. Yeah. Trying to shuffle out of the booth. Trying to shuffle out of the booth.

Isn't it, isn't shuffling down a booth real humbling? Humbling. Yeah. Yeah. You think you're all nimble and flexible and I'll just scooch in there. No. And then, yeah. So I just like walk and I'm trying not to turn around. So yeah, I'm trying to like undo the thing with my, my hand behind my back. And, um, cause I just got like, yeah, you're in the zone. I just was in the zone.

I'm like, yeah, just take that out to the bin quickly before that timer goes off. Yeah. Like, and, uh, and I was wearing what you just saw. It's not much. Yeah. And I was wearing what you just saw. It's not much. Yeah. So can we definitely not post that photo? Maybe put some emojis in the right spots. You know what I mean?

Cause yeah, you can't post it like it is obviously. Do you want to show Sophie? I think my photo looks pretty good though. You look great in it. Is it inappropriate to show Sophie? Sophie, I don't know if I can show Sophie. She's our employee. What if you reenacted it,

clothed with the apron on? What if you reenacted it right now in front of me without the apron? Okay, Sophie, you ready? Sophie can have a quick glance. Yeah. I look hot, I feel. So hot. Yeah. You look like Betty Boot when she does a little. Oh,

that's the pose. Wow. And yeah. So, and then Torb's obviously- And does anyone not walk past? Just luck of the draw? I don't actually know. Cause yeah. Because I was in such a flap. Yeah. Because- Don't, of all the times not to say flap. Cause I couldn't even- Of all the times not to say flap. I couldn't even move my hand. Because I was in such a flap. Yeah. Because don't, of all the times not to say flap. Cause I couldn't even. Of all the times not to say flap. I couldn't even move my hand because I thought a tit would pop out, pop a tit out the side. From the photo I've seen it. I think it was already there. Yeah. But you know, like there's a lot of side boob going. Anyway. Yeah. So, um, I'm not, I don't know.

I haven't seen any of the neighbors since it happened yesterday afternoon. Have we got a podcast on tomorrow? Why is that? I just don't know how much I'll be sleeping tonight. There is a lot of blood pumping through lots of different areas of my person. Yeah. I mean, you thought it was hot when I was talking about squeezing the tomato paste into the thing. Little did I know back then. Yeah. If only you knew then what you knew person. Yeah. I mean, you thought it was hot when I was talking about squeezing the tomato paste into the thing. And little did I know back then. Yeah. If only you knew

then what you knew now. Yeah. Holy moly. And so did you bite after that and you laughed about a little bit was Torb's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He put it in for all of us. Yeah, something else squirted all over me, you know what I'm saying? Okay, the first answer was enough, I think. Yeah, okay, mate, we'll cut that out. I'll leave it in, but you know. All right, I'll go to your love to see it, if you like, leave it long. My love to see it isn't that great. Let me go first.

Okay. Well, I say it's not great, but it's actually the best thing in the world. There's just a lot happened already. I'm actually like dumbfounded from this episode. I've just like learned. Is it true? Like, can we logistics chat? Can we not post that? Is that okay? The photo or the episode? The episode. Well, if you're hearing it, you already know the answer. Yeah. Okay. My, you love to see it, is Daylight Savings. Oh! Yes!

How good is it? It just clicked on, now it took me a week to figure out the times and shout out to anyone else who has children because you can't explain to an 18 month old what Daylight Savings is. I just got to sleep a bit earlier today and they go, well no, that's ridiculous. So shout out.

And the cows don't know when to get milked and it fades the curtains. Yeah, in Queensland and WA, we live in our own world. So anyway, it's all crazy. But after the first week, I feel like Mabel's figured it out. You get in a good loop after that, but it does take a bit. It's like jet lag. But now we've got past that loop. I go, oh, we've got this whole other hour at night, every night. So usually it was dinner and then it'd be like dark and we'd be like sitting in the lounge and now we're having dinner and then mum goes and does her stuff and me and Mabel

go down to the park we play golf in the backyard with Bron it's just like a whole new world. You have so much extra time. A whole new world and I'm loving it sick so that's my love to see it. I literally said to you before I was like oh maybe when we're done after work today I might go for a swim. Who the fuck are you this week? Because you can, because there's all this extra time. Everything's in play. Everything's in play, you're right. Yeah.

I do love to see it. That's a great fucking, you love to see it. You wanna know something crazy? Tony's gonna go for a swim this afternoon and she's gonna be wearing more clothes than she was when cooking. When she's wearing her little thong bikini. And the people who walked past in reservoir are to go, why is she overdressed?

Why do I recognise that ass? Yeah, they go, have you put more clothes on? I don't recognise you with all this material. You're dressed up! Yeah, that's what I mean. I'm trying to impress. I'm used to seeing you in significantly less. Yeah, how's that Master Share apron going, mate? Got to love to see here from Mirth, but it might be Mirtha,

cause she's from Amsterdam. But it's like M-I-R-T-H-E. So someone might be able to better. Yeah, I think you're right with the second one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she says in Patreon, my boyfriend is opening his own specialty coffee bar in Amsterdam, not to be confused with Coffee Shop,

which I think is the light jazz cabbage. I imagine in brackets you have to when you have to say, but actually coffee though. Yeah, just letting you know. And she says, I'm so proud of him because it hasn't been an easy journey and it's never easy to start the fucking plug. No. And right you are. Yeah.

Mirta says, I thought you would both appreciate a specialty coffee announcement because you're both from Melbourne and coffee is in your DNA. When I hear specialty coffee in Amsterdam, I just, that I, does that not sound like the coolest fucking thing ever? When I hear it because you're both from Melbourne, that's what got me going. She's actually from Perth, guys. She's from. I'm a Victorian now. The outside of Victoria has seen my whole body.

I think I am allowed to now say that. That is fair. And she says, if you're ever in Amsterdam, please feel free to visit Elevate Coffee Lab, coffees and pastries on us. I think that's just for Tony and Ryan. No, I think that's for all tapas. If anybody-

Oh, Sophie's like gutted. Oh, and Sophie. What the fuck? She's like, I had to see the photo. Flew all the way to fucking Amsterdam. I had to see the photo. I get a free coffee. I will spend six grand on flights

to save four bucks on a coffee. On a coffee, yeah. So true. Cost you money not to go. So true. You're making money, Sophie. But so if anybody, any tarpers in Amsterdam, or maybe you're on holiday, doing hot years, summer or something. Go hell out. Support the fucking blog.

Yeah, Elevate Coffee Lab. Love that. And Myrta also says, Amsterdam has a lot of water, so you can be wet for life. Isn't that nice? We should go to Amsterdam. I think it sounds awesome. Bikes, water, coffee, done.

What else is there? That's all me. That is all you. That is all you. Yeah. Houseboats on the canal. I was just about to say there's canals there. Surely people are living on houseboats.

Yeah, far canal they are. Wow. Just when you thought an episode of that at all. Wow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. See you tomorrow. We've got confessions. A confession included. Actually, I won't spoil it.

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