Toni and Ryan - Protein Milk Revelations

Episode Date: November 2, 2025

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I went through the thrift through and I go, yeah, I'll get an almond cappuccino. Nice. And it said, um, oatmeal is not almond. And I went, oh, sorry, it's just actually almond, not owed. And then I hear through the speaker, her go, oh, fuck me. I'm Beth Whittle from Knoxville, Tennessee. Hi, I'm Ash from one of all Australia. I'm Dustin from Orange Park, USA.

And I agree this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Ryan. This is Dr. All the bestselling author, Tony Lodge. We are in, second week back in the studio.

Is your book behind you? It is. Second from the top on your shelf there. Great. Still available. Thanks for bringing up. No, because you mentioned on the show a few weeks ago reviews when you were talking about that awesome review you got of the fridge.

Oh, yeah. and someone said they recent only like in the YouTube comments like from that episode like speaking of reviews I went and bought Tony's book from my local bookstore and the person gave that a glowing review the person out of the bookstore yeah what yeah and I think I've got some review chat coming up in my love to see it's there's literally did not even know you could buy my book in a bookstore still yeah well would you say it's a revelation that's amazing yeah I think today is a day of revelations. Oh yeah, we're having a huge day.

Shit's been going on in the studio and I think we just need to lay some stuff down. Yeah, no, I love it. I'm feeling very spiritually found. Okay, well, everyone spiritually found this. Heavy debate in the office this morning about what is the go-to protein milk at the moment? Because every time you go to a servo, all you see is protein milks. Yeah. And Tony says, and this is the.

revelation for me because my head nearly exploded when I heard this sentence. Ryan hates it when I'm smarter than he. Yeah, I know. And my revelation is I can't handle that. Nah, so fair. My ego won't allow it. I also can barely handle it personally. Yeah.

Here we go. Tony goes, I don't like the thicker protein milks because I feel like I can taste the meat because obviously that's where protein comes from. And I've never had such an internal confusion. like on multiple topics in just one sentence. In one sentence. And that's the thing about me is that I'll get through a lot of stuff real quick.

Yeah. I'll make you question heaps of stuff at once. Yeah. Do you want to shout out your protein milk brand? So the one that I've been drinking that's actually I think is really good is the Rockaby one in the white bottle. It looks like it will be shit

because I think the packaging is really crap. Right. But I think it looks like it might be like a kefir yogurt drink because of the white packet. I bought a bottle of keffa yogurt. Sorry, Lily's fucking bouncing up and down. Do you agree with me? Yes.

It looks like it's going to be like a keffa yogurt drink because of the white bucket. And keffa yogurt sucks. I bought a bottle of that. I had a sip of it and it sat in the fridge for a year. It tastes like moldy fucking cock. Yeah. And that's not when it's off. That's what it's supposed to taste like.

Because you know when you taste a moldy cock and the guy goes, sorry, it's a moldy day. And you go, oh, fucking so sorry. I appreciate that it's not always like. that. It's like that. It's the same with coconut water. I go, oh, is this what it's supposed. This is a good day.

Oh, okay. Interesting. Speaking of the packaging. Did you try it before you sold it? Speaking of the packaging. Yeah. This makes no sense, but I reckon people will get it. I love it.

And I'm here for you. If I see a cafe I've never been to, I'll judge the coffee based on the font that I see in and around. Oh, no, totally. If I see some Helvetica, fucking pour me a flat. white dog. Yeah, but if you see that weird old crusty, curly font, you go, well, no, you use an escapade gold in there.

I'll go somewhere else. Yeah, no case. You keep your mokona to yourself, dog. Oh, yeah, put the international roast back in the tin. Pop the lid back on the tin, girlfriends, yeah, with the back of the teaspoon. So the, so the protein. We'll go to the, but which revelation within the revelation do we dive into first? Is it the packaging doesn't equal quality?

Is it the protein comes from meat? is it that there's thin milk and thick milk and what is the best? Yep. Or this is my other revelation. Yep. Did milk always have that protein? But because they put the number in big letters, does that just go, oh, well, it must be healthy? What do you think we should do first?

Let's start with the meat. Yeah, okay. Because I think this leads into the thick milk part. So we might get a two for one. So whilst I know that meat is. is not the only place you can get protein. But do you know that? Yeah, no, no, no, I do know that.

Does it seem like when you said it before that you didn't know that? No, no, no, no, no, shut up. Not to out anyone. I was like, I don't think she knows. Do you know what I don't think you know? This is the eighth revelation of the morning. I don't think that you know what not to pay you out means. Because every time you go, not to pay you out, you go,

but you've got a really messy house. But you're a fucking idiot. And you don't know where in your country. are oh not to pay you out but you don't know where protein comes from oh not to pay you out but you looked really shit the other day i don't think that you fucking know what not to pay you out means because generally i hate to say this but generally if you say not to pay you out you do not pay someone out that's the whole thing first of all in my defense your honor no no no I don't think you know what no offense means

because you seem to be taking so much offense. Oh, no. You don't know what not to be a dick means because you think I'm being a dick. This is the opposite of what I've requested. No offense doesn't mean don't take offense. That's exactly what it means. That's exactly what it means. It means I'm about to be a k-k and you're going to pretend like I wasn't.

And you're not allowed to be upset about it. I don't think you know what that means. Where are you getting your protein milk? You're off. You know what? You don't get stuff. You don't get stuff. No, so the protein thing.

When you say not to be, when you call me out for that, I don't think you know what I do for a living. Being a dick. Yeah, it's going very well for me. It's going pretty well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you, being the dick is going well for both of us. Yeah.

And that's how to make a podcast. Yeah. That's how to be best friends with someone five years. Yeah. Love you. Love you. And not to be a dick. Not to be a dick.

No, no, no. So the protein thing, right? You're a fucking asshole. So the protein thing, whilst, yes, I literally know that like there's heaps of different types of protein. Yeah. When I have a protein shake or a protein milk or like, you know when sometimes at the cafe you get a smoothie and they go, oh, we can add protein for a few bucks or whatever.

For a few bucks. It's like $9. Yeah. Do you remember the cafe next to like producing? when like if you added things there all of a sudden you'd be like 35 rolling dollars for a fucking smoothie the day you me and producer cam

got those peanut butter smoothies with a shot of protein yeah I think that was like 73 bars yeah it was really expensive I asked them once if they could add spinach to mine and they went there's no room in the cup doll well they were like oh well we'd have to go

ask the kitchen I was like oh if it's like too much trouble it's so fine I can see the spinach and the blender like it's it's you know not to be dick but just put it in there and I was like oh I'm I can pay for it as a like a token gesture yeah being like what's a handful of spinach worth and I'm asking you for more and I'm willing to give you more and I'm saying like you know I'm not just expecting you'll do it you know when sometimes you're like oh you wouldn't just chuck a cheeky one in I'm like no no no I respect the game yeah yeah yeah and they went okay yeah we'll just put pop it on five dollars are you fucking

joking no for a handful of fucking spinach and that's why we moved to the out of suburbs to record this podcast. Yeah, we couldn't afford to stay there. It wasn't the rented for juicy. You kept getting parking tickets and I kept adding spinach, so anyway, so whilst I know that that's not the only place that you can get protein, when you get a protein milk or a protein shake, whatever, and it is thicker, it makes me very aware that there's like added protein.

And in my mind, I go, all I can picture. And I'm really sorry for anybody. This is quite visual. All I can picture is them getting the milk and a steak. I'm like blending it together. So I like my muscle chef. And I hate the name because it sounds so jimbrose. And I hate that like a lot of those things are super ladsie.

Yeah. Like it's like boys meat man protein. I'm like steak and milk. Like fuck. Yes. So the bottom of those smoothies I have. It says like, shake well. Yeah.

You can't shake it enough for it not to be thick in the bottom. No, see, that's going to be tummy. And the other day, I had one. And I actually don't, I'm not saying this in a bad way for me. As in like, it didn't freak me out. Not to pay you out my muscle show. No, like this didn't freak me out, but I feel like when I explain it, it might freak you out. Yeah.

I chewed the last few mouthfuls. Like it was. thick i felt like i was on a plane having a hot chocolate no see i can't anything any lumps or anything like that would just turn me my stomach straight away i'm i'm out i just can't do it and i would throw it out i'd be like oh it's off no i also am a shaker for that reason you can't shake it enough because i i said to myself i'm like oh like you obviously haven't shaken that that's on you yeah so the next day shook the fucking house down yeah and then like it was like Slightly less.

Yeah. Yeah. Or do you get like half, can you get halfway through it, put the cat back on and give it another fucking hoof? I reckon you'd drink two thirds and then just fuck it off. Yeah, okay. But then you're probably not getting the protein. But what you could do is these ones, these Rockabee ones, they actually are thinner.

And I feel like you can drink the whole thing because there isn't like the sediment in the bottom. And when I saw you with a Rockaby honeycomb flavor, chalk honeycomb. I think I'm just going through a honeycomb. phase at the moment. Yum, though. Love it for you. Honeycomb magnums.

Yes. Golden Gay Times. I don't think of had a Mucon Mankham. Oh, you fucking... Do you know what fucks the crunchy ice cream bars? They can get me fucking... Where are they? They just sell them in the supermarket.

They are they still available? Yeah, I think I can picture it. You know how they have like the Mars and the Snickers ones? The crunchy ones were around for a while. I'm pretty sure they still sell them. Well, as you know, I'm. I love the crunchy shake at Wendy's. And there was a time, or maybe I've imagined this and just, it's not real.

Yeah. And if it's not real, this is some advice to the great people of McDonald's. Put crunchy in a McFlurry. Oh, fuck me right up. Put crunchy in a McFlurry. Do you know what he's come down? The Kit Kat one. Fucking, how good is it?

Say less. So yummy. Because the actual balls of Kit Kat. Yeah. Because it's got chocolate around. it stays crunchy, whereas sometimes when they add stuff, it just goes a bit soggedown and I'm not into it. I've got some things to say about the McDonald's Thrive Through.

Oh, yeah. The other day, I was like, can I get a McFlurry? And they're like, yeah, and they go, what sort? Because you know how there's sometimes new ones and come, they like, they come in and out and stuff? And I go, cool, what do we got at the moment? Yeah. And they go, yeah, we got the Oreo. Yeah.

We got the mini M&Ms. Classic. And they go, oh, we've got Kit Kat. And I said into the speaker, fuck yeah. Yeah, nice. And kind of forgot where I was. No, you got to. Yeah.

And they like that feedback. No, she did. And then when she gave it to me, she was like, she knew that I was fucking pumped, which made her. She was like, here you go, dog. Yeah. Yeah. Pump that.

And so. Because imagine if you said to someone like, oh, I'm making steak for dinner. And they went, fuck yeah. You'd be like, oh, you're pumped eating food I'm giving you. Yeah. Yeah. And then, so that was last week. Yesterday I went through the thrive through and got like a coffee.

Yeah. And they were giving hash browns away as well. Often. Not to pay you out. Often there's a special on for more money where you get a coffee. Where you order the stuff. Where you order a coffee. And then you pay for it and they get you.

Yeah. And you order. It's this crazy new thing they're trying. You order a coffee and hash browns appear. Yeah, I've heard that. That you would never ask for. It's never happened to me, but I've heard about it. And surprise.

Honestly, the odds of it never happening to you and it happening to me twice a week. But you're lucky. Maybe that's what it is. It's one of those guys. It's one of those faces. It's the lodge magic happening to you. Yeah. So this lady, I don't know like what kind of day she was having, but I think we can like maybe take a guess after I tell you this.

Yeah. I go, yeah, I'll get an almond cappuccino. Nice. And if you got that special going with the house browns, you know. And then you know. Someone's still valid. Yeah. And then you know how they go like, oh, like check the board, you know,

when you're in the drive-through, like, oh, you can see your order, is that all good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it said, um, oat milk is not almond. And I went, oh, sorry, it's just actually almond, not oat. And then I hear through the speaker, her go, oh, fuck me. That's amazing. No, but I almost heard at the end of the fuck me, her remembering she's at work. And so it was kind of like, fuck me.

Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then when I got around to Path, she knew still. Like, she was like, but it's kind of giggling because I was like, hey, you've obviously, it's one of those things. We're all friends here. Yeah, we're all friends here. I fucking see pretty regularly.

But can you imagine some people going through that? Wouldn't like that. But she, like, was sort of like almost laughing when I came around. She's like, oh, yeah, that'll just be, um, uh, uh, and the almond milk. Oh, no, but she was like, hmm, I forgot. We, we both know I just said fuck of work, don't we? Yeah. And I was like, yeah, he did.

I was like, like, we've all had those days, bro. And that's why she threw in the hash browns. And she was like, and because you've been so nice about it, cough a hash brown and two egg and baking bit muffins. And this new protein milk we're doing. Zero lumps. I'm Beth Wittle from Knoxville, Tennessee. I'm Ash from Wonderful Australia.

I'm Dustin from Orange Park USA. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion topics over at our Patreon. Entries are closed for the calendar. So too bad. Christy, love to see it. Thank you for being part of Patreon. David Lightner.

Love you, David. Cass Britton. Oh, David Lightner, Laloid. Oh, yeah, David Lightner. Hardly Lightna. Cass Britton. Hello, Governor. Jesse Kutua.

Love that for you. Is that a play on Juicy Couture? Maybe. Did you ever have those juicy tachua? No way. Why not? I wasn't hot enough to wear something like that. I reckon Lil did. No, I didn't, but I wish. That was a cool person thing. It was it. It was real cool. Yeah, I don't work with cool people. Um, Corey McElwee, good on you, Corey. Amber fluid with Corey McElwee, I reckon. Sarah, good on you, Sarah and Christine

Bohatiewicz. I really hope I haven't fucked that up, Christine. Love you. Love you, Christine. Where does Christine stand on the Christine, Kristen, Kirsten scale? Oh, no, I think Christine's safe. Yeah, okay. Because I just now every time I... When you said Crystal, I was like, no, I feel like that's a separate name. Because now, since you scorched us last week,

every time I hear a curt name, I go... We're too close? Yeah, no. Now, not to put any pressure on young Charles, who was a cool guy at school and may have won Juicy Gatured. Charles was cool. But is... Is Tony ready to scorch?

No. Oh, wow. Been a big morning. Yeah Not to put any pressure on Maybe could have asked when the camera's rock Oh, I hear my leash For those playing on home

Charles is bending down in front of Tony To get a hot take sash on And a Yeah, good job holding at that side I'm not going to put this in front of your face I am annoyed Do we have like a GoPro of the whole set Where we could see Charles

Just kneeling before Tony Because that was But like I'm thinking about adding one Like one up here Going back this way Yeah You know what I want to get? I want to get...

Sorry, you just look like a queen on your throne holding that? You know what I want to get? You know what I want to get? You know what I would like? I really want to get one of those Insta 360 cameras. Oh, they freak me out. Because it's so freaky, but I love the videos of people in the pool and stuff.

I just think it's so fun. I DM'd you the other day. Yeah. With a guy that puts it in his mouth. Yeah. And goes for a swim. And then goes for a... Probably, yeah.

No, but like the camera. puts the camera in his mouth. Yeah. That's what you call it. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you because it's a Monday. Hot take, Tony.

My hot take is, I reckon spiders get a bad rap. You've been scorched. Controversial scorch. Super controversial. I think especially because living in Australia, we've got a lot of tapers, that's turning around podcasters,

that I listen to the podcast. We've got a lot of people around the world that listen to the show and hear Australia and think sharks and think spiders. And I reckon spiders, they get a bad rap. I don't think they're as bad as people say. And I've got to, yep, thanks, Charles. Is that annoying you? Yep. And I think it's a bit of like, thank you.

I'll allow it. That's Charles taking away my props. I reckon like it's springtime at the moment, it's spider town. We've had a run in this morning. And I want to talk to you, Tony Lodge, hot take Tony, about nature versus nurture. Yeah. Do we instinctively biologically think spiders are fucked or are we like taught by society that spiders are fucked? Because I think you might be right.

Yeah. But what do you think? I think it's the society one because I just think like if you leave them alone they do their own thing and like obviously if like one was coming to get me yeah or like you know do they ever come and get you get by their day or are they just trying to do their thing get by their day fucking get to work get home feed themselves yeah and they're just working like all this yeah you know they're putting their key of in the oven at the end of the day just like tony had a key of last night and she keeps mentioning it because she's fucking fancy

because i'm just like and i know because they're coming a packet of four oh so you not got two more you know yeah so i've got another one for dinner tonight i tell you what's elite yeah put one of those between two pieces of bread oh and have a kiev sandwich and fucking treat your old self oh my god i'll come yeah so will the kiv you bite into it and it goes oh oh and just and just shoots butter and garlic across the room don't break your other foot sweet art you just bite into it and it goes oh but it does you know you bite on one end and just like pshu no but it doesn't go it goes, uh.

That's good. Well, Tony's laughing. She doesn't normally see my O face because usually I'm doing it at the back of her head. Yeah, normally you're behind me. Um, no, so we, yeah, it's springtime,

right? Sorry. Like, that just like does not face me at all. Like, I'm just so happy to keep rolling. No, but I've got Kiev's on the mind and it's hard to think about spiders now.

No, actually so fair. Yeah. Jenna take a second and think about. And just give me one. Or imagine, you know what we're talking about thick and thin milks? Yeah. And, you know, obviously when it's a Kiev scorching hot, is that the butter's melted

and it's really wet? Yeah. But imagine like a thick inside to a Kiev. Okay. So the ones that we had last night, it was like a creamy garlic butter. Would you like the consistency of a Benedict? Kind of, yeah. Like heading that way, yeah.

So rather than like a, it was like an ooze. You're saying ooze has done things to me as well. Fuck, it's a horny day today. It's a horny day. It's the protein milk. Yeah, it's November. Yeah. You want some of the original protein milk?

Speaking of coconut water. Can I tell you something? They sell calm in a box, you know what I mean? They actually, and they're getting away with it, which is wild. Yeah. Someone's going to stop big coconut milk water. Because coconut milk is yum, coconut. Oh, water's crazy.

It's so crazy that you chose today to bring up your scorching hot take about spiders. Yeah. Because as I left the house this morning. Oh, yeah. What happened? Literally look. What is the date and timestamp on this text message from Bridget? Today, 7.30.

Huge huntsmen. Huge spider. Oh my God, and the text from Bridge. So we need to burn the house down and move. Okay, no, but this is where I want to get to. Two, is it... Sorry, Mabel's singing Incy Wincy Spider.

So, this is where I say Is it Nature or Nurture? Oh, sorry, the other things that you'd been sending before that. Okay, okay. It is a horny day. I sent... Speaking of horny days,

speaking of coming in a bomb, so I think that you might be later. Can I show you this? Look at the price. I sent Bridgett, I'll send it to you. guys, a picture of, I thought it was a Suzuki chimney, but it's a Mercedes G-wagon. Oh, I thought it was a Jimmy. That's actually offensive to G-wagons.

Yeah, but it's like a one-of-a-kind hoted up that's kind of like a long Ute and it's $1.2 million. And it's from 2017. Because there's a bit of chat about new car in our house. So I've sent her like, oh, what about this one? What's the craziest thing we can find? And she was like, the fact that that. That's $1.2 million.

She's like, I wouldn't let someone pay us $1.2 million because that car is so ugly. I, that costs more than my house almost. Yeah. Isn't it insane? So this morning, though, this is where I want to know, are we taught to hate spiders or is it instinctive? Yeah. Because Bridget says, as you just said, we need to burn the house down. But then Mabel sees a spider.

La, la. And then she's like... She went... She spider when the wood. So Bridget goes out of the room to get a broom and comes back in and Mabel's just singing to the spider. And the spider probably really appreciated that. Can you hear Bridgette, sing out, out came the sun, shame, and dry the ball, the rain.

Yeah. Aren't that lot? Yeah, that's big. That was this morning. That's a fresh. Coincidence chat, you might say. That is crazy.

So I, yeah, so it's springtime at the moment. Yeah, they're fucking everywhere. So the garden's going crazy. There's spiders fucking everywhere. Yeah. And we've got a beautiful little lady living in, you know, like. I thought you were talking about pipa. You know, like, as you walk in my front door and you go past the fridge, there's, um,

Like the glass, the fridge still in the house. Second fridge still in the house. Sorry, we're a two fridge family at the moment. God, we're about to fucking start doing dim sims on the barbecue. There's like the window on the right of the front door. It's not just a window. It's like a doubled up and you can slide it open. Oh, yeah.

And in the little doubled up part, there's a little gap. And there's a beautiful little lady living in there at the moment. She's fucking massive. Yeah. It's a big black spider. Like it's huge. It's a bad one. Like it's a, she's a big dog.

I know we like no longer comment on like women's body hair, but was it like a hairy spot? You know that? No, she's slick, which is scarier. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Because, yeah. She's fucking, she's huge. Yeah, okay.

She's fucking huge. Yeah. And at the moment, she's got. Well, so on Friday after work, right, year of smug, on Friday after work, given that there is daylight savings, bless the Lord, I get home and it's like 6.6.30 and it's still bright outside and I go, you know what? I'm going to go out and do my lawn. Yeah. What a fucking hero. I got a sexy lawnmowing selfie from someone last night. I'm in my gloves. I'm like, ah, at the backyard. Anyway, and so I'll do the lawn, but to do the lawn, I have to take.

the green bin down the side gate. So the lady that's living in the window, she's in the gap, but she's, you can see her from inside the house, but she's outside. So I had to walk past our little lady. And I went,

oh, maybe I won't do it. And they're maybe I take the bin through the house. Like I'm trying to think of like all the ways I can get past the fridge. Yeah, it actually wouldn't. You know what? I'm like, oh, fucking hell.

And then I go, you know what? She's doing her thing. My little lady, she's just living her best life. She just needs somewhere safe from the rain and the birds. Yeah, well, also when torps out of the house, like, you know, you've been, maybe some friends around. Yeah, it's nice to have something to talk to. Yeah.

And so I just walked past our little lady. She wasn't bothered. Hey, girl, hey girl. And she wasn't bothered by me at all. And I went, oh, I could have really tizzed myself up then. And I didn't. And so I'm proud of you I just walked on by

And then I was like I think they get a bad rap She wasn't trying to get me No And I didn't bother her She didn't bother me And so I guess I just want to say I think spiders get a bad rap

Yep And for any Americans That are thinking like I'd love to go to Australia But I'm too scared of spiders They're actually fine They're chill It's the snakes that'll fucking kill you

Yeah They'll get you And the sharks And don't swim Because they'll fucking eat you Or the crocodiles Or yeah But aside from

that you know what freak me out i don't like like those big fucking gecko lizard things do those big fuckers oh like a race horse one yeah yeah they're fucked they are big yeah spiders though but though they're like they're not venomous but they've got heaps of bacteria on them so if they bite you you can like lose a leg i think i'm the same because you get infected straight heaps of bacteria yeah it's all that thick milk it's all that extra protein yeah now i've got a little bit of coincidence chat in my you'll love to see it which is it is it Wincy-wincy spider. There was a spider, that's what I love to see.

No, well, I didn't know we were going to talk about the milks today, and I talked about the Rockabee smoothies. And I've got to your love to see it here from Subiaco. Rockaby Road, Subiaco. The main drag of Subiaco in Perth is Rockabee Road. Can I tell you one of the funniest thing that's ever happened in my life, and it was on Rockabee Road and Subiaco? Yeah.

So when I was a... it hit 929 perth doing the breakfast show. Which is like the other side of Subi. Yeah. I'll be just like when I was working there, I would like hand deliver the prizes. Yeah, cool. Because I was like, what a great way to like meet people that listen to the radio show and get out and about it. And also like gas

mar up and say thanks. I actually think these, I was thinking about this other week. These small habits, I didn't know it at the time, but of what have led us to loving being tarpers. Yeah. Because I always like, well, if you listen to my show, well, how can I help you out? Because like, you know. Yeah. And so if you won something, I'm like, I'll come around and drop it off and say,

I'll drop the CD off. So, you know how Rockaby Road's like a pretty fancy street? And now there's a lot of like homewares, a lot of like, oh, if you renovating like, oh, go check out the new ovens on the Rockaby Road warehouse, blah, blah, blah. And actually, sorry, just for a little bit of context, Subiaco is the first suburb north of Perth. Yeah.

So it's like, not the city, but it's the first, like, it's very fancy. There's some residential spots, but it's fucking expensive. Would we say in most cities in the world, the first suburb, everyone, because in whatever,

if you're in a city, you'll know that there's the big high-rise and then that first one is like, ooh, not quite city, but like walking distance potentially. Walking distance. It's beautiful.

It's like a very affluent suburb. Yeah. And so how specific, but I'm dropping something off to an accounting firm and it's like the whole Rockaby Road is like a two, all the buildings are two-story. Yeah.

So you've got the shops downstairs and upstairs you've got like office blocks and stuff and so she's an accountant or an insurance or something and she works upstairs and you know there's and so there's an office up there somewhere but downstairs are all these homeware stores yeah it's beautiful but this homeware store like they sell like Robert Gordon pottery shit and stuff like it's really expensive this sounds like a fucking bit and maybe one day we'll make the tony and Ryan movie and we'll put this scene in somehow because it's just that funny well and we might as well because I'd love to go Sue be sure yeah there's a a place that sells and shows off beautiful staircases

because like if you're building if you're building it yeah I know there's a like if you're building a beautiful house you can go to this you can go to this you go to you go to this showroom what's gonna happen what's coming but I can't do with it we already know the bunch line what's what's what you go I'm going to shoot myself. And so you go into this shit store and they go, well, there's a spiral staircase and here's like the wooden ones and here's ones that are like these different shapes

and there's a thicker step or a thinner step or a round or a curve. And so... Can I go home? You can keep telling this story, but I think I need to leave. And so I, and it's the same fucking number because the accounting place I'm trying to go to is like, 128 a or something yeah so i walk in and i say oh sorry i just need to get upstairs and the guy goes well haven't you come to the right place welcome don't we all i think is what

and he goes well thanks to you needing that like that's why we're in business and that's why we're here mate what tell me about it oh okay no no And but he wasn't joking and he wouldn't take no, no, no, but actually, seriously. And he goes, yeah, nah, I get it. But do you want to go up in comfort? Yeah. Or do you want to go up in style? And I was like, all both.

Because it's going to cost you. And I, this, I'd fucking shit you know. I go, no, no, no, no. I actually just need to get upstairs. And he goes, oh, an A to B man. Like, you know, some car's like, oh, I don't need a fence car. I just need it from A to B. And he was like, I get it.

You're in A to B, man. Come with. Okay. Can I tell you actually what I... And I was like, is Ashton Kutcher about to go out? Literally. Literally. Can I tell you instead actually what I was picturing?

I was picturing. Is that not what you're picturing? I had to pick a stare or any stare. See what makes up to the game. Well, I thought you could... Walk out of a fake one. It doesn't go. go anywhere.

And you went up six steps up and he goes, this isn't the accounting fan. It just goes into the roof. And he goes, it's a showroom, you cockhead. You know the like escalated to nowhere from the Simpson?

Yeah. People go up there, they go, lo! And it wasn't until the eighth set of stairs that I found the actual stairs that go up. Like, it's a maze.

Like, and you didn't know which I was with. And then I'd say three hours later, I actually figure out how the fuck to get up there. And I go, sorry I'm a bit late. I had trouble getting. up here and she goes, did you get? And I went, yeah, as if like, they, it happens

because all the time. Everyone getting their tax done. Oh, yeah, we're just upstairs. And she's like, oh, yeah, that happens all the time. And the guy goes here we go. Here we go. Oh, tax deduction, 15 staircases. Why is that on your account? Yeah, what were you up to? Anyway, so what's you love to see it. No, so my love to see it actually. Unfortunately, he's not that. Shout out to Rockabee Road, Subiaco. Yeah, and this is a huge shout out to Subiaco. This is from Josh O'Malley. Josh says, my girlfriend, Jen and I have been huge fans of the show for about three years, fellow tarpers.

Thank you for listening. Showdo. We've recently moved from, to Perth from the UK. Oh, well. Huge move. Hope you named some stairs. Congratulations.

Josh says, my girlfriend, Jen, is currently trying to start up a new business in Subiaco, starting the fucking blog. And he wanted to share that there might be some tarpers in the area that, like, want to get their hair done. Fuck yeah. Which is amazing,

because it's hard to find a good hairdresser when you move. or like, you know, hairdressers move away and you go, well, where am I going to find a new one? Can I just take a deep breath? Yeah. If I find out this hairdresser is not on ground floor. I actually, I don't know the exact address. Can we Google it?

Because I mean... I don't have the address, but I do have the Instagram. Charles? So Josh says, she's a well-a-certified color master color expert. Fuck yeah. And her work's amazing. I was wondering if the Perth-type community would be interesting and could help her get some new clients

because you're building up a base when you first move or even like a couple followers on Instagram kind of gasser up a bit her Instagram is the at is jLG dot hairstylesist will pop the thing in the show notes and the bloody

the fucking we confirm or deny if it is on ground floor and it only looks like there's like one it's just one floor and you love to see that you're not going to get stuck with the stair guy like Ryan did but I thought that was beautiful

And Josh was like, oh, she doesn't know, I've sent this message. So it's going to be a bit of a surprise when she hears it. So, um, fucking... Start the fucking blog. Start the fucking biz. Start the fucking hair coloring studio. Yeah. And we've always said that.

And there is a dome in Subiaco. So I recommend that if you go... Oh, on that other one. Yeah. I recommend that if you go and see, Jen. That's a good dome. It's a great dome. Huge lots of chairs.

Can I tell you a sick. And it's right near that massive car park. Yeah. And I don't think that car park's there anymore, actually, probably. Because that's where Nova is. Nova's on the corner Yeah, but that's their car park And the dome is behind it

And you go in the back But I don't think that that car park's there anymore Because I think that they make that Like, you know, another Fucking chemist warehouse If I find out that's true That will kill me dead If that's true

I am shaving my head If that is now a chemist warehouse I don't know Dude that's Charles, cut that out. That's a fucking, no, that's a crazy thing to say because in life, it could be. Most things now are a chemist warehouse. But what I'm saying is that you deserve a ginormous win, if you've called that correctly, and I will shave my head.

Can I tell you a secret about that dome? Yeah. So hit 929 is probably five minute walk away. Just across the train station, yeah. Nova and my best friend, my best, my best friend, my best friend, my best friend, Brody was working at Nova. So we're like at competing stations. Yeah. So we can never go to each other's work for like a drink or a coffee because like I couldn't

be fucking seen it over and vice versa. Totally. So we'd like. Especially because you were talent. Yeah. Like I feel like they don't care about like producers as much but like you couldn't go to Nova. Yeah.

And like bro. What are you going to be like oh hi Nathan Nutt and Sean? Oh but thanks for the extra point in the survey. When we had people. Radio chat. Oh, I mean. But you know what I mean? Like they don't need anymore.

When we're up against us, mate. They were slaying. And still are. They're fine. Yeah, they're right. Nathan Natt and Sean showed up. So we had to, and because I was talent, like, meeting with the opposition. Totally.

And so we used to, like, go to this booth in the corner and, like, hide and have a little coffee on a Friday. Like spies. Yeah. Because it was like our meeting point. I'm like, don't let any Nova guys know you're hanging out with the hit crew. That's a great dome. It's a great. And I've spent a lot of time in that dome.

I love to see it is. My love to see it's dumb. Would you like to quickly know? so it's 500 meters, the hairdresser from Dome, and do you want to know what's exactly 250 meters in the middle? Chemist Warehouse. But is it in that car park? No, it looks like the car park behind Dome's still there.

Thank God. My locks live another day. Where would I park? Where would I park to get in the Spresky? That's actually great that you, if you're a hairdresser and you're right near a chemist warehouse, I mean, if you're ever short of a bobby pin right there, you know, you could fly down there and get whatever you need.

And the great thing about a chemist warehouse is that they have everything. Yeah. Actually, another cafe on that street, which was the beginning of the end of me working in Perth, because the boss asked me a question about like, what do you think about this? And I answered honestly. And that was probably the start of the end of it. You know what I'm saying? They're also across from there.

There used to be two frozen yoga places. There was. There was a yote and there was a, um, and the dochi yeah my love to see it is uh fucking niche

birth chat sorry everyone and as we know 99.97% of people aren't from birth so that's gonna mean fuck nothing deep as we know now

yeah um a lot of chat about your fridge we can't confirm that it hasn't been picked up yet it's still there a lot of the spider's starting to like it

I'll be honest so a lot of the US people in the YouTube comments are like, what are Australians doing? Every American has another fridge in the garage. And I reckon that's not like off brand for you. We don't have space.

Yeah. Sorry, I just burp straight into the microphone. I'm really sorry about that. I smelled the thick milk. Someone, so I forgot their name. Someone said, I've got the same brand of fridge. I don't want it, but can I take a few shelves? Yeah.

Fucking, you might as well. I just read that. It's like, because someone want to have stand up milk space, but he's like, nah, I want to be sliding in stuff and have my little jars.

He's like, if I can take two shelves, I'd be fucking stoked. Yeah, 300 bucks. And you can have the whole fridge and take as many shelves out as you like. And you pick and choose what you want

and then you sell it on. That's fine. But obviously the glowing review for your new fridge was about the fact that it fit pizza boxes. Yes. And the bottle of wine at the same time. And if you want to hear, see some good comments.

Go to that episode and just hear, there's people, maybe we'll do a whole segment on it to give you a taster, it was people like sharing good and fucked. No, see, that's what I asked for. Yeah. Oh, maybe that's why there's so many stories there. Because I said, thank you for asking.

Because I said, share your best reviews. Yeah, well, let's do that later this week then. Well, imagine if I'd fucking solicited for that. Imagine if I'd done my job. Well, yeah, because I was through the comments, like, these are great stories just coming in. You're like, God, imagine if we'd, imagine what we would have gotten if we asked for. Later in the week, I'll go through.

But here's a sample of what you're in for. Okay. This is from. Peyton. Hi, Peyton. And I think we'll do a, I'll read the review and you decide if it's awesome or five. Nice. Yeah. I read a review for a backpack and keep in mind it didn't say how many. You'll know what that means in the second. Oh, okay. Great size of the backpack fits my chicken nuggets in it. What are they all? Lose? In above? We're not sure. Like, you can imagine go to

Catmandu and they go oh yeah I can fit a whole tent and this and then he goes how many nuggets how many nugs

this boy haul him or he just walks in with like a soggy bag of six cold frozen nuggets and just like pours them in

the store and goes I'll take it looks like it fits five stars ring up Peyton's trying to get Intel

on the bag and he's like it's just so unhelp you need to tell me more information yeah no I like that

yeah so thanks for that Peyton yeah I love to see that and coming up this week some stage we will do review chat yeah because we ask for it yeah yeah and if you would like to leave us a review on youtube apple or spotify can you leave reviews on spot i don't think that

you can leave reviews on any of them except apple i don't think you can leave a youtube review review review with a thumbs up and a subscribe the ultimate review yeah love you love you so much enjoy a fucking rockerby road milk speaking of rokey road milks tomorrow a confession is about doing a Poo at a music festival. Poozic festival. Stay tuned. Love you. Bye you.