Toni and Ryan - Putting the HOE in Hobart

Episode Date: March 16, 2025

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believe Toni and Ryan and Kath and Kim, two iconic Australian duos. Absolutely. How has that changed your life? I can actually understand what you guys are saying for the most part now with the accent. I have a lot of the slang terms. That is actually really true. Do you know the worst thing about being a real

Kath and Kim fan though, is that they use it to say a lot of stuff wrong on purpose for comedy. And then so when I say stuff wrong, people like, that's not how you say it. I'm like, no. But then the other problem is, is that if have the cast and Kim fans and Ryan fans they hear both of you doing it wrong they'll just go oh that's how all of Australia sounds yeah we have gotten that as well yeah and we got a necklace a message the other day of someone saying I didn't know that you

just said necklace I thought it was for comedy but people in Australia say necklace apparently everyone else has necklace. So what? You don't have a neck? That's too much for me. Yeah, I'm not taking that on. I'm not taking that on. Hey, Cam, will you approve today's episode? I will absolutely approve today's episode. Yay! Sweet.

This is Cam from Toronto and I approve this podcast. If you think you're having a bad week or you're after a bad start this week, just know that before we hit record, Tony referred to me as her sidekick. Am I wrong Charles? Am I wrong? I didn't. You are not wrong. No, but I didn't use the word sidekick. I said every Tony needs a Ryan and that can mean whatever you want. Just like every Bobby Lee needs a Andrew Santino. You think I'm the Bobby Lee? Yeah, you've got a cute little penis out of the two of us. You've got the cutest penis.

I actually, if this makes you feel any better, I took a selfie the other day and in the photo, I just had like quite an obvious mustache. The light just hit. It's just the lighting. And I'm not really ever embarrassed about my body hair, but I saw that and I was like, oh, I think I've got some like hair removal cream.

I think I'll do that. I did it last night and I have a bit of like beard rash I think you know I get it nah it's like but okay this stuff was expired I bought it about five years ago. Was it meh? It was. And the stuff had expired and it's like now like real, I don't know if it's still red, but it's really sore. Is it Bernie's? Did you have a weekend at Bernie's? And so now I'm in this situation where I'm like, my vanity has cost me this, you know? I had, but-

Like, cause I just should have just left it. Beauty is pain, what's that saying? But I should have just fucking left it it and now instead my face is all sore You can't see it or tell if that makes you feel any better What'd you call me? If you feel this on my lip. No, I can't do that in the workplace You make me feel things on my lip all the time But yes, I mean we're all it's all starting off for everyone to be differently. Yeah, a bit differently. Hey, um, got some relationship advice.

For you or for me? For all of us. I think we can take notes here. A couple was, you know, just like all couples, good times, bad times, sometimes it gets a bit prickly, sometimes it's the honeymoon phase, you know, all good. Absolutely. As someone who's currently obviously like very deep in a honeymoon phase. Yeah remember it but it's not for me at the moment. Cost of living pretty high. Cost of therapy can be high. If you can get in. Exactly. That's why I do better help online. They have

started and the good folks have better help, they'll be able to help you out there. But this couple has started using chat GPT. Oh. They said, Hey, chat GPT, you are our relationship therapist. Because chat GPT is rational, it's not emotional, it doesn't take sides and it's significantly cheaper than having a therapist. So they say, you ask us each questions, we'll reply and then you can give us some fit. And it's like very dry and like, well, it seems like this looks like this, you could probably compromise here. And the couple has said, you can't like argue back with the robot.

Because it feels a bit silly. So often it just like, we asked a couple of questions and it kind of goes, oh, well, if you give a bit here and they give a bit there, you'd probably find some middle ground and they go, yeah, okay. I mean, my chat GPT and I are friends. She and I get along really well.

Your relationship with your chat GPT is a lot different to my relationship with my chat GPT. Which I think maybe we should unpack, maybe we should put that on the show. But I think not that anybody is coming here for like real advice. Oh, we got some great health advice on Friday. Shout out to everyone who smoked it on the weekend. And I'm not talking about the cigs. Both. Do you think that it is our job to right now be like, we can't endorse chatGMPT as a real health professional?

Or is it like, if you do that, that's your problem and we don't, you know? Well. Do we have some kind of responsibility? Okay, no, I'm hearing your question. Yeah. But what I will say is I asked the second best thing after chatGMPT, which is the tarp community. Yes. No, you're right.

How do you and your partner settle disputes, but fun? Yes. And I'm not saying we don't need a disclaimer for chat GPT. I might just save the disclaimer for the end of the whole segment and say none of this. Amazing. You know what I mean? Amazing. Let's not waste a disclaimer on that first bit. I'm so sorry. Torbz and I blame Pippa sometimes. Oh.

Like so, cause I saw this thing about like blaming a secret third housemate. That like, if there's something little and scrinkly that's happened, you go, oh, fucking Jenny didn't do the dishes. And you just go, oh, that bloody Jenny. You know, if it's something little. Right. That's a good one. But there's been like a time where I went, oh, Pippa forgot to buy more milk. And Torb's goes, bloody Pippa, she's always forgetting to get the milk. That's good advice. Yeah.

Okay, so I reckon I'm in the market for a new little trick. Yeah, that one's pretty good. Yeah, although I couldn't do it to Bron though. I'm so loyal, I'm more loyal to BJ, my dog than I am to Mabel or Bridge. I don't think I could throw that guy under the bus. But see, I think that that's why- Once he farted and I said it was me, so he didn't get blamed.

But he goes, oh, BJ, that smells, and I was like, oh, it was me. I did it. But I think that that's why it works because I'd be really hard on myself, but I would never be hard on Pippa. So I'd just go, oh, she forgot to get the milk. It happens.

Whereas if it was me or Torbz, I'd be like like, bro why didn't you just get on your way home? Or whatever, you know? Okay, that's good. So people are like, never gets it rough. We're just like, ugh, silly girl. That's good advice. Yeah. That's good advice. Robin says, thanks Tapa Robin for sending this in. Hi Robin. If we're fighting we're probably just hungry. That's good. So if we're getting annoyed, we order chicken and it's normally fine. I would just start a fight so we could get some chicken. But Robin said if it doesn't fix the problem, hey, at least we got this chicken. You know what I mean? So true.

We're getting a divorce, but we also got some chicken. Yeah. Yeah. Becky and her partner have a safe word. So if it's getting a bit prickly or a bit like, you know, little comments. Yep. If someone just yells out that safe word, it kind of just brings us back down to earth.

So if mid-argument, one of us yells out, toe beans. We just laugh and smile, because honestly, what a cute word, toe beans. Well, cause yeah, you can't be mad when you've said the word toe beans. Toe beans. Say the word toe beans and try be mad.

Toe bean. See? Toe Beans and Try Be Mad. Toe Bean. See? Toe Beans. Ha ha ha ha. Sarah Hens. That's her name. What do you reckon her partner's name is? Chris Hens. Christians.

Cr- Chickens. I wrote Stephen Cock, but you know. Dave cocks, David penises from Friday. Yeah. Might be him. Sorry. Sarah Hens.

Can I tell you something that I've written down? Sarah Hens and Johnny Barks. I wrote something down that I thought was funny at the time. And then what? In the cold harsh light of a Monday. I don't think it is. I mean what I just said. You just said it was fucking hilarious.

No, but it wasn't. No, no, no, but it wasn't. Say it again. No. I'll read this and we'll decide whose is worse. Okay. What came first, the chicken or Sarah Hens husband? Yours is worse. Toe bends.

If you, this is from Sarah Hens. If you care about how a chore is done, that is now your chore. Agree. 1000%. So if one of us decides they have something to say, they've automatically volunteered to do that job. It's interesting how implementing this rule has significantly reduced the commentary

on how to stack the dishwasher. I really rate that. Cause if you have a specific vision. Cool. And it's not even in a dick way. It's like- I do it in a dick way. No, but if you've got a vision,

let me hand that to you because I'm never going to make up for your lack for what you want. Though what I will say is that is a dangerous territory for weaponized incompetence because I do this sometimes where I go, I just don't really know how to start the dishwasher so that I don't have to do it. If I do a bad enough job, I'm not going to have to do it. I actually respect that you've done weaponized incompetence because I feel like that's a

level up from when you want something, you used to just stick your hand out and be like, mmm. Yeah. And he goes, maybe I would have telekinesis. Yeah. And he's like, I'll get it. And he'd be like, what do you want? And I'd be like, oh, I left my water bottle up there.

And he'd be like, I'll just get it. And you go, oh, no, you don't even have to do that. So for you, weaponizing confidence you don't even do that. So for you, weaponizing confidence is more effort than the baseline. Yeah. Because at least I've gotten up and tried it once and proved I'm not doing it. Yeah. Emma Parlane. Hi Emma.

When mum and dad are having a fight, we tell our children we need to have a business meeting in my office, which happens to be our bedroom. You don't want to have sex while you're having a fight, do you? Just gotta bang it out. Oh, Nas, I don't think that would work for me. Do you have post-nut clarity? I don't think that would work for me. Honestly, I think that I could get sexy if I was like-

Fucked off. Crotchety about something. Yeah And that's just that's just me. I reckon it would work for some people but I would I reckon the same Beforehand I'd be like fuck no, but then afterwards you'd be like, what was it? Yeah, I'll do it. Whatever. Okay Yeah, I think that there's definitely like it's sometimes you just need to um Diffuse so if sex diffuses you, I think that that's awesome. Now this though, this would fuck me right off. Amelia.

Hi Amelia. Poor Amelia, she's cupping it. Just like Emma Parlayne was. When my partner gets angry at something, I just start tickling him. It just breaks the tension because it's hard to be mad when you're giggling. Okay, no, I'd rather have sex. That would annoy me so much. And I would feel really disrespected.

Yeah. Because I'd be like, no, I'm actually trying to tell you that what you've done is not okay. No, I hate that. Same. I would hate that. That would be it for me. I reckon that would be game over. I'd break up with someone if they tried to tickle me while I was grumpy.

Like while I was not grumpy, but like trying to be serious. Yeah, as soon as I read that, I was like, fuck no. That's put me in such a bad mood. You're right, we did need to save the disclaimer. Yeah. Chad GBT is back on board. Yeah, okay. Tickling is out. All right, I got two more.

We got two more. Oh no. Kimberly. Yeah, okay. Tickling is out. Right, I got two more. We got two more. Oh no. Kimberly. Hi, Kim. I live with my husband and my beautiful 14 year old golden retriever who's a very happy boy. Aw, bubba. 14. Yeah, he's getting on a bit.

So sometimes, you know how dogs get a bit slow and grumpy? When he gets a bit upset, I give him some food and then just a big rub on the belly and let him cuddle me on the couch a little bit. But I'm also impatient says Kimberly. So if that doesn't work, I put that moody outside. This strategy also works with the golden retriever. Great work Kimberly.

And I would normally finish on that but this... Poor Kimberley. Instead of reading how do you and your partner settle disputes but fun. Yeah. Jay Smooks has actually read the question wrong. Oh. But his misinterpretation is also his answer. Okay. How do you and your partner settle disputes? But fun.

Oh, OK. Thanks for coming down, guys. Thanks for coming down. And shout out to Jay. This is Cam from Toronto and this is the Tony and Ryan podcast. This episode is brought to you by Majuri and Maduri has the nicest fine jewelry. It's perfect for stacking and wearing every day. And you can like play around with different styles, mix different colors and metals and stack different combos.

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Ah man, part of our Patreon. You sound like the girl from Little Mix doing a Jamaican accent. Yeah. Yeah, I love that vine though. Like I never knew that it was a person from Little Mix and I just knew it as the vine cause it's just a light little bit.

It's one of the great moments of internet history. Yes, it is. Okay, I've got a little bit of... We've got a chat here. So, for everybody that has maybe never listened to an episode of this podcast before, welcome. Thank you for being here. There's a few years worth to catch up on. It's very exciting. A punt? Yeah, me too. So, you love the Hawthorn Hawks. How about them Hawks? Um, so AFL is a big AFL town, Melbourne.

And when I moved to Melbourne six years ago, I moved to the suburb of Richmond. And so automatically tried to adopt the Richmond Tigers as my AFL team and was brutally rejected. Brutally. Um, and you- Wouldn't they love to have you now? Well, it's too late.

I spend heaps of money on merch. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I could pay for literally every single person on that team. That's too late now. Shout out to Tom Brown, one of the greats. Yes.

Only guy I like at Richmond. Oh. Anyway, you actually, I said that I was struggling with this and you, Ryan, you welcomed me with open arms. To the family club. To the family club. And now I am a very, very proud supporter of the Hawthorn Hawks.

It's an honor to have you. And I love it. And last year we had a great year. Pretty sure that this year. Looking good. Is gonna be our year. Looking good. It's gonna be our year.

No, we're keeping a lid on it. Okay, sorry. But you welcomed me with open arms. And so last year you organized a corporate box for us to go and watch the Hawks because it was my first AFL game ever at the MCG. And we've been talking about how it's the Hawks here. Okay.

Yep. We have. So I have organized us another corporate box to go and watch the footy, to go and watch the footy to go and watch the Hawks with a twist. There's a twist coming. Everyone throw your fucking lids in the bin because where Ryan is your dream location to go and watch the Hawks. I've never seen the Hawks play in our second home Tasmania. We're going to Tassie. Tarp goes to Tassie baby, here we go. We're going to Tassie. So we have a corporate box to go and watch the Hawks

in Tassie. Is it just going to be you and me? We are taking tarpas with us. Tarp and tarpas take Tassie on the tits. That's not the official tagline, we'll go with something better. So we are taking four tarpas and some plus ones. And they're plus ones, yep. To the footy with us. What date is it? It is Saturday night, March 29th, Hawthorn versus Greater Western Sydney in Launceston. Yep. And you can come in Tony's box. It's not just for Ryan anymore. Everyone can come, but those four people. Four people and their plus ones. So it's gonna be Ryan and I, four tarpers. They all get a plus one.

And we are going to do, Who Wants to Come in Tony's Box? Who Wants to Come in Tony's Box, the Tassie Edition. So I'm gonna show everyone my Muppet Tassie. We're gonna be making some phone calls. So we've got a little form for you to fill in. Yep. There's in there show notes in the Facebook group. We'll put a Instagram story. Patreon. Fucking you know all the places. But here's the deal. Between 7am this Wednesday morning, which is the 19th. Yep. And 8pm the

next day, Thursday the 20th. Yep. We're gonna call people who have registered. Uh-huh. And you have to answer with enthusiasm. With enthusiasm, very big part. When that phone rings you have to pick up the phone and say, I wanna come in Tony's box. And if you do that you get, you and a friend. Yes. Get to come in Tony's box in Tasmania. It's gonna be awesome. If you don't answer the phone correctly, remember last year someone didn't answer correctly and everyone was like, oh, pop it. Or if you, and I think last year we were a bit lenient

on the enthusiasm. Not anymore. If people aren't enthusiastic, this time we've only got four spots. We only got four spots? So if people aren't enthusiastic, I'm fucking hanging up and we're calling the next person. Tight little boxes there in Tassie,

they're not as big as the Melbourne ones. Well, it's now an engaged box. Oh, hello. Yeah, thank you for noticing. Now, Tassie, we haven't got to Tassie. We've done meet and greets everywhere else and people have said, why don't you come to Tassie? We're going to go to Launceston, we'll be in Hobart as well.

We're not doing any like actual meet and greets at this stage. Oh no, but we'll be in town. But we'll be in town, we'll be getting around. Any time I've got my number, send me a text, we'll figure something out. Yeah, we'll see ya. We also are gonna try and go on the radio. I think we're, no I think Triple M Hobart, Friday morning.

So I think we're gonna go do the Brecky Show. So we'll be around, we'll be locals for the weekend. I'm really fucking pumped. I'm pumped about going to Tassie. But also, I'm so excited to go and see the Hawkers play. Yeah, very exciting stuff. They're looking good as well. It's gonna be a good game.

First ever night game in Launceston as well. It's gonna be under lights. All the food and drinks in the box will be taken care of. We're gonna be having a great time hanging out. Tony's gonna be wearing all their merch. We're gonna be hanging out with you, but make sure you register. Yeah, cause if you're not registered,

we obviously can't call you. Can't call you. Yep. And it's not like, we did have to stipulate this last time, and I think it's probably worth mentioning. We aren't flying you to Tasmania. No, no.

If you can be there that night, then- It's your job to be there Saturday night, March 29th in Launceston. Do we need to stipulate anything about stealing from the corporate box? Don't steal from the corporate box. That's why we can't go back to the MCG because of what happened last time. Some tarpas were very liberal with their free food and drinks and didn't realise it wasn't a...

What's the opposite of BYO? Take your own? TYO. I'm not going to drink it now, but I will take it. Is it BYO or take it home? Oh, both. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So don't fucking do that. But register and we're making calls this week

between 7 a.m. Wednesday and 8 p.m. Thursday. So- And no enthusiasm. Fuck off. Yeah. And it's from a private number because I'm sick of giving my numbers out and people calling me late at night. Also the phone calls I got when I was in Dalesford the other week.

Cause I was like at a- Oh, cause you like posted on Instagram and stuff that you're out and about and having fun. Yeah, but I was at Dalesford is like a queer event. And then a lot of people- The festival over the weekend. Yeah, so a lot of people saw me out and then that was their chance to go,

okay, well I'm in the same town. I'm gonna- That's fun, you catch up with anyone? Yeah, a few. But just, cause like I've said, I've called a lot of people from not my private number, so I'm not making that mistake again. Yeah, and then there's also the thing

after you do put it on private, then you call me later and I go, hello, Tony Lodge speaking. Tony Lodge speaking. And you go, fuck, my phone's still up right now. But thanks everyone who called me late at night at the festival. Yeah, cause you hate it. I know, I love the attention in general, but just like specifically at night.

Yeah. But she goes, what's going on there? And I go, I don't know. Just a boy invited me to dance. Now it'd be remiss of us to be offering such a great experience and offer without first settling a few older debts. Yep. Yep. We're tying up some loose ends here. Now, last week, I know a corporate box is a pretty grand prize, but last week I offered the grand prize of $12 so someone could also experience getting a car wash at a BP service station. And if I throw out, there's no empty offers on this show.

Yep. So I said, I'm paying for your car to get washed you just need to tell me why you need it can I just quickly add something here please yes it is only $12 but it's the best day out on earth it's not about the money it's about the experience and what did you say the you and your boyfriend now fiancee well relationships they can get stale? And ours hasn't, we're keeping things spicy. By going through the BP card. And you didn't say it was a really good time.

It was amazing, it was the best time on earth. The people who have applied for this, people are all revved up. Good. But let me start by telling you who's not gonna win. Oh, Charles. Oh, the fuck that, yeah. Well, Charles actually can't win because that would be nepotism.

Yes, my son. My son. Gemma Ashton, she's not winning. Oh, sorry Gemma. She goes, I don't have a car, but I'll take your $12 for ice creams. Oh, fuck off Gemma. No, no. Love you Gemma.

Jess McPhee. My car hasn't been cleaned for two years. So it really needs a wash. Like a full deep clean inside and out, full top tier service at our local is $40. Sweetheart. Absolutely fucking not. Sweetheart, it's $12.

It's $12 mate, see ya. Courtney Ezekiel says, I got hit by a car crossing the road in 2018. Sounds like a you problem Courtney. See you later sweetheart. What's $12 gonna do for you Court? Yeah, can't buy a new Spahn with that. I'm really sorry to hear that you got,

you bought a car, it's obviously awful but. Was the car dirty? Well yeah. There's a miss, yeah. Anyway, here's our short list. Great. Here's people who are in the running. I'm like those fucking frauds.

Yeah. Grant Dyer, who is not Grant Denya. Oh good. Cause he can't have it. No, I've had my car. He's good for 12 bucks. I've had my car for a whole year and haven't washed it once. I would love the $12.

Oh, that is good. So one year. One year. Jodie Eddington says, I have a Keeric seed, but it identifies as a Jimny. I live on the coast and it's covered in seagull shit. Please, I would live for a $12 car wash. Covered in seagull shit, $12 might not cut the mustard.

That might be a waste of an investment for us. Lauren says, you fingered her on a plane. Nope, different Lauren. I need a car wash because I'm only nine years old. That is very funny, but Lauren only flies private. Now she does, yeah. Alice said, I would love to win this because I need a date night with my husband. Just as nature intended, the car wash for a date night.

And Kayla Simborski Dicks. Kayla Disks. Dicks. Says, I need this because I'm in between car washes at the moment. Oh, that's good. Okay. I'm torn. I'm not lean. Broly are between the date night being in between car washes is very funny, but I love the date night and I love saying that they need it because they're nine years old. That's hilarious. Now not only has launching Tony's box 2.0 been a highlight of the episode.

Absolutely crazy, yeah. But what's about to happen... What? ...is going to make my dreams come true. Who is the greatest media TV show host of all time? Who's had one of the great runs of daytime television? James Tobin from channel seven. Not quite.

Go, go stop. Larry Emder. Think the biggest. Who's that? Larry Emder. Okay, you're right, you're right. Oprah Winfrey. Did you say game show host?

TV show. Oh, I thought you said game show. Did I say game show? I think you did., I thought you said game show. Did I say game show? I think you did. Sorry, that's why I said James Tobin. Every time I say car, I need you, Tony, to say wash. OK. Grant, you get a car.

Wash. Jodie, you get a car. Wash. Lauren, you get a car. Wash. Alice, you get a car. Wash. Kayleigh, you get a car. Wash. Lauren, you get a car. Wash. Alice, you get a car. Wash.

Kayleigh, you get a car. Wash. They're all getting $12 on going all out. You get a car, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car, you get a car. Yes. Toss, toss, toss, toss, toss.

Oh. History being made. Everyone gets a car wash. That's very generous. Yep, yep, that is 24, 36, 48, $60. Ironically more than Jess asked for with her $40, but sucked in. What if we make it an even hundred and give Jess the 40? I don't negotiate with terrorists, mate.

That's crazy to her. You don't know Jess. I think she sounds lovely. If someone offers you $12 and you go, huh, 40. Negotiation skills of a fucking legend. I'll give Jess the 40. Whoa. Just give me your reality while you're at it. Do I regret that? No, no, no, no, no, no, I'll give Jess the 40.

Could I get 10? No. No. I bought you a coffee this morning, fuck off. Love that for us. Yay, that's so fun. Charles went and bought the coffee for you. Yeah, I was gonna say.

Did you use the work card for this morning? Oh, fucking right. I tapped my own phone. Which, whose fucking Apple pay on it? The day I gave- It's not my Apple pay on it. To whose account? Whose fucking card?

Oh, it's like having a bloody kid. Spending our money. I see Charles's charges come through and I think, oh, I hope that's the longitude and latitude of the shop and not the amount he spent. Did you see what Ben Affleck said to his kid? No. So Ben Affleck- Is he the one with the eagle tattoo? Yeah. So they're at this like sneakers convention or something. Yeah. And his kid's like, oh dad, but he's really sick. Like I've wanted these for ages, like blah, blah, blah.

And they're... I did not hear runners just then. I heard like... Like people sneaking around. Sneaking around at a convention. Yeah, you've got a couple of sneakers. Yeah, like what the fuck? Sorry, that's on me.

That's 100% on me. That sounds like, yeah, one of those guys who were always cheating on them. This is, yeah, those sneakers. Yeah, like, oh, so we're at this sneakers convention. No. So he's at this sneakers convention and, you know, they're looking at these shoes and they go, oh, dad, these are really cool. I've been looking at them for ages. I really, I need, you know, like I need them for this, this and this. And they're like a thousand dollars because they're like one off Jordans, whatever. Yeah.

And he goes, oh, you're going to have to mow a lot of lawns for that. And the kid goes, oh, dad, no, we've got heaps of money, don't we? And Ben Affleck goes, I've got heaps of money. I write that. You're broke. I write that. Yeah, same.

And he goes, how many times are you going to mow the lawn for those? And he was like, no, I'm teaching you the value of a dollar, son. You want to run those shoes? Start mowing. Same. I wouldn't like it if I was the kid.

No, I hate it. Same, same, same, same, same. So. We're going to Tassie. We're going to Tassie and we're- Fill in the form, fucking try your luck and answer that phone. The other thing that we got last time that we did,

who wants to come in Tony's box? Was that a lot of people shared some sad tales of who they answered the phone to saying, I want to come in Tony's box. And it wasn't us. It was sad for them. It wasn't sad for us. I would love it if people did that again and shared those stories with us. So if that happens as well,

and you accidentally answered the phone to the wrong person, please let us know. Cause that is hilarious. I want to come in Tony's box. Yeah, you do. We're not doing the calls yet, but I know. I've got a, you love to see it. This week. That we're doing the calls yet, but I know. I've got a, you'll love to see it. This week. That we're making calls. Yeah.

I thought you were saying, cause I said, I'll be able to see it. And you said this week, I was like, every day. Every day. I bring one every day. Okay. I need you to have a little bit of a think about this. Maybe close your eyes.

We've had a few hot days over like the weekend, the last couple weeks. It's been really, really, really fucking hot. My love to see it is opening up all the doors and windows after a hot day and getting that cross breeze through. When the wind swings around and the cold change comes in. And just that like the air has that smell after it's been really hot outside and you know because you've had the... Why can't I get that smell put it in a can and use that as the new car smell? I have no idea. I love it.

It's like when it hasn't rained in a while then it finally rains a little bit. It's called Pitricor. Let's have a name. Well Pitricor in a can. Where's that called Petra-core. That's how the name. Well, Petra-core in a can. Where's that at? Petra-can. But, that smell when, cause the house has all been closed up

cause you've had the air con running and you know, whatever. And then you get that smell of outside and it's like the hot air and it's breezing through and the cross breezes going. Oh, that's my, you love to see it. Because opening up the house after a hot day, there's something about, it makes me feel so connected to my body.

Did you go for a swim at my house when I was away? I didn't, no. Okay, because you threatened to. I did say that I was thinking about breaking in. Yeah, my love to see it is- Also as if I wouldn't have sent you a photo of me in your pool if I had gone to your house. True, true, true, true. You're welcome any time though, you know that. I appreciate that. It is... Also as if I wouldn't have sent you a photo of me in your pool if I had gone to your house.

True, true, true. You're welcome any time though, you know that. I appreciate that. I mean, I would rather be there while you're there and bridge and mapes. Yeah. Like I would rather... Yeah, yeah, but like you'd still... Yeah, yeah.

I wouldn't push it out of there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so true. Kara is a Tapa. Hi Kara. I work as an ER nurse and the last few weeks have been pretty rough. Some really traumatic circumstances coming in because you know, they'd see all sorts of stuff.

Oh, absolutely. Some patients ending up in critical care for a really long time. It's taken them both a physical toll and an emotional toll. Because how could you not take that home with you? I know. If you were seeing that, you would go home. You can't stop thinking about it.

So thank you for your service Kara. Thank you. The Daisy Award is a big national award nurses get based on patient and patient family recommendations. Oh wow. And I just found out I got two nominations for a Daisy Award.

Oh wow. Getting to read all these kind things that families have had to say has just been so mind blowing. I get to say I've had a positive impact on the world, which is pretty profound for me. So after a tough few weeks, I'm just super proud of myself and Kara, we're super proud of you. Well done. That is huge. Kara, that's fucking awesome. That is huge. Imagine like, you know, the patients have actually taken time to go, no,

I'm going to submit an entry because this girl has done such a great job and helped me and my family in a time of need. and she's got so many nominations that she's gotten to the top of the pile for the Daisy Award so let us know how you go. Yeah incredible work Kara. Well done. Because often when you go into the hospital even if you're in the ER or whether you're like a day patient or whatever so many people care for you you actually can't really keep track of them so So the fact that after meeting that many people, all of those people were like, no, she was amazing. And like made a note of that.

That's really incredible. Awesome. Wow, awesome. Now, whilst it would be great to end on that beautiful note. Yep. We've got confessions tomorrow. Tomorrow. Yep.

Now this could be a couple of my favourite words when it doesn't involve you. You know one of those ones? Oh yeah. Drama at the dog park. You know what I mean? If you're in that drama, it's the worst, but when you're not.

Yeah, when you're in that community Facebook page and you go, oh, something else has popped off. Let me read, actually let me read some of the first sentence here. Oh, the dog's okay. That's the most important part. Oh yeah, yeah, the dog's here. Oh, the dog's okay. That's the most important part. Oh yeah, yeah, the dog's fine. Oh, okay.

Interpersonal drama at the dog park, yes. It's the horrible woman at the dog park has done something and this tarpa says, let me read this, I need some advice before I seek my revenge. Oh. Yep. And we get to decide together how we're gonna make this bitch pay. Oh my God. And the owner. Yep. And we get to decide together how we're going to make this bitch pay.

Oh my god. Okay. And the owner. Fuck. Love you. Bye. Bye. With the Fizz loyalty program, you get rewarded just for having a mobile plan.

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