Toni and Ryan - Raw Doggin' for a Discount

Episode Date: March 23, 2025

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Oh, I do. Oh man, and I'm really nervous about it now because I want Tony to like me still. Hey, that's not how it works. So you are constantly taking the piss about people who name their cars. But Janine, how is it different? That is a good point. I don't drive Janine to work. It's not the same thing, is it? Naming products? No, but it's a machine. It's a part of your life and it's fun and whimsical to daydream about what it might be like as a person. Yeah, so true.

I actually, I respect that. Okay. Well, I'll just stop calling Janine Janine then. No, I would rather stop calling Janine Janine than admit that I would name a car. Yeah, yeah, no, I know, I'll cop that. You don't have to name the car, you just have to stop making fun of people who do. Yeah. Live the dream.

Live the dream. My car's Ingrid by the way. Well, on behalf of Ingrid and Angela, do you approve today's podcast? Yes, I approve this podcast. Thank you very much. Hi, my name is Angela. I'm from Port Huron and I approve of Starcast. Before we... Oh no, you go.

Sorry, I should have had to sing. Sorry. No, please. No, all good. It's just a Monday, I'm feeling pumped. Monday? More like fun day. TM. Before we start this fun day Monday TM,

two things everyone needs to know. Yeah. One, I just plucked a gray hair out of Tony's head. And I'm really sad. Yeah, I think we were both regretting now because I think we're aging gracefully and it looked great, but it just was sticking out sideways.

Yeah it was a bit like... And everyone, you and my wife get on my case when I get a grey off. You get the long eyebrow. And it just sticks, and they're just, they're different kinds of hair. They are, it's like a thicker bit of hair. So I just want that to be noted on the record that Tony's looking great and I regret ripping that bit out of your hair. And I want to just very much reiterate that I'm not sad I had a grey hair, I'm sad I had

to lose it because I can't fucking wait for my hair to be grey. Yeah, you'll be a great nana. But I just love it. Yeah. And you know what I'll do as well, like the purple and blue rinse, you know, that old people do. Yeah, I can't fucking wait. Yeah, that's going to be sick.

Yeah. All right, so we've got that on the record. Yep. There's something else which when you hear it, you'll know it, but I just want to be upfront and say that accents are not my strength. Great. Charles is working from home, but I heard him laughing from here. Did you hear him?

Yeah, I heard the, that's what the noise Pippa makes when she's grumpy. Like if you go Pippa, I got to brush your teeth. And that's what Charles sounds like. So are you saying when Pippa's grumpy, you go, Oh, is that Pippa, I gotta brush your teeth. He goes, and that's what Charles sounds like. So are you saying when Pippa's grumpy, you go, oh, is that Pippa or is that Charles working from Sydney, huffing and puffing down the line? We're just, you know, we're an international show. Sydney's also in Australia. Intercontinental.

National show. National. Charles Moonlight's working on Australian Idol. Don't ask him who's his favourite show, but all good. Yeah, absolutely. Say hard or a few easy ones. But as I said, usually Tony does the accents, but today it's not my strength. I already know it.

Don't need to let me know. Okay. Nonchalant ways to make big decisions is the topic today. Okay. It's a fucking good one though. Yeah. It's a great one. We have heard about the person that proposed just like throwing a ring in the car from the servo with the Chocke gun. There you go. Do you want to get married?

Yeah. Which I just love. And that sort of set off a chain in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group about like, what are some really low key ways you decided to make pretty big key decisions? What's the opposite of low key? Oh, high key? Oh, but that doesn't really suit, does it? I made a high key decision today. Oh, to go to high T. Ooh.

Tapa K. Lee. Oh, god. The winds just keep going. I've been with this guy for six months. And we're walking through Walmart. And we walk through the baby section. And I go, oh, baby stuff. So cute. Wish I had one. And the guy goes, okay. So I stopped taking the pill that day

and four months later, boom, pregnant. We're now married and TJ's three years old. Congratulations. Just from a simple, oh, they're cute. And that was the chat. Yeah. Well, I mean the chat. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, great. Yeah, congratulations. Okay, are these gonna freak you out or are they gonna, are you gonna like, because you- See, this is stressful for me because I'm,

I live in both parties. I am both someone who researches a handbag for six months and watches all the YouTube tutorials, reviews, like use videos. Yep. But then I also like sometimes buy stand up paddleboards. So I think that like for me it's just a bit tough because I see myself reflected in both mirrors.

Yeah. What is also interesting is that you're not across the spectrum. You're in the 1% on either end. Oh yeah. I'm both extremes. But the 98% in the 1% on either end. Oh yeah, I'm both extremes. But the 98% in the middle, no. Oh no, I don't know a gray area, apart from the one in my head.

We've got a coincidence chat and a nonchalant decision. So Andrea just wanted- Crossing over. Yeah, Andrea just wanted to be upfront. Okay. I started talking to this guy, like on an app. Cute. And, oh, you know, hey, Ben, what are you up to?

What's happening in your life? And he goes, oh, all's pretty good, but I do have a bit of health stuff going on and I'm gonna need a new kidney soon. Oh wow. And she goes, oh, geez, that must be tough. What blood type are you? No.

Turns out we were both an A. And so I went, do you want mine? And he goes, yeah. Two years later, we're married. I've got my kidney in him and I have something of his in me pretty regularly. So we're all pretty happy. Hey, I'm happy for the couple, but you would never. And also, how dare you take someone up on that offer?

Do you know what I mean? That guy's an asshole. Yeah. Like being like, Oh yeah. Do you want my kidney? And he goes, Oh, I could, you know, oh, that's sweet, but don't worry about it. You don't actually, like, you don't say yes.

Yeah, but if you needed a kidney to live. Yeah, which I do. And some floozy top of Andrea on an app goes, are you going to have mine if you're sticking in after? Yeah. Well, I would give Torbz a kidney, no questions asked. Yeah. Well, there'd be a few questions.

No, I would just do it. Whether it was a match or not. Oh, well, my kidneys are good enough. Oh, fine. Oh, sorry. You want some other slut's kidney? I was going to say, meet some other girl. Oh, she's a match, is she?

Where you going to fucking marry her? Yeah. Oh, sorry. Does she not have any grey hair? Do you have any gray pubes? Don't think so. Not, neither do I. Which is sad because I would love to just have like

a really fancy puss. Silver box? Silver box. But you know, I think that would be really nice. Distinguished puss. A fancy c***. For some reason I was envisaging your box wearing like a velvet sports coat. Like a rich guy, you know, family guy.

Some cognac or something. Yeah. Swirling it around. Like a sm guy. Yeah. You know, family guy. Some cognac or something. Yeah. Swirling around. Like a smoker's jacket. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you mean. Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Hardly know her.

We had three children and we were all set. Oh, beauty. Until we noticed that our kids' school had a discount for the fourth child. Oh. No. So I said, cost us money not to. And now we're railing every night trying for that fourth child. Oh no. So I said cost us money not to and now we're railing every night trying for that fourth. Hey congratulations and you love to see people raw dogging it for their family and a discount. So at Eltham College. Put it in discount for a discount.

Discount. No we don't discriminate against them. Yeah. Attham College, which is not Eltham High, there's the rich school and then there's the state school, public school that I went to. And you went to the fancy one? No, absolutely not. My sister once was like, did you know that the school Ryan went to was like 50 grand a year? And I was like, I don't think it was. Ours was an optional $200 and I never took that option.

So Altham College is the private school and that's, if your kid is going to be a lawyer or a doctor or an engineer or whatever, Altham College, the art, hippie, dope smoking, no uniform, no shoes, Altham High. So Altham College, I think it's like 25 grand a year per kid. And I saw this on the website because I went, how much is it? And I looked it up and I was like, fucking hell. Yeah. Because we actually live closer to that one.

So I was like, how much is it? Too much. But it said for the fourth kid, they get five percent off. And how much does it cost to have a child? Oh, well, if they go to that school, like literally. No, no, no. But like there's that study that it's like, it costs you between zero and 18, the average child costs like $3 million or fuck and something crazy. Yeah, it's some crazy stuff. You know how there's like that statistic to say 5% on school.

If you had four kids, that would be a hundred grand a year on school fees, which is more than an average wage in Australia. But then the fourth- Fuck, I didn't even think about that. Then the fourth kid gets 5% off. So what's that? So instead of paying 100, you only pay 98.7. And you're like-

Take the condom off. Well, they have. The tail has. And finally, this is the conversation that Kate had with her husband about starting a family. Okay. And they're from Northern England. Beautiful. I love it when you do accent work. It just didn't make sense to say it in my native tongue.

Show me your native tongue. I've native tongue'd you. Kate.. Kate. Hi Kate. Yeah, I haven't even talked to you. I'm so sorry. You know when someone's about to do an accent though and they start moving their mouth with? You can see it.

That's what I do. I wish that everybody could see. You can see the accent. It's like when you're about to do jumping, like skipping, and you do this with your hands, like you roll them back. Oh, you know what it's also like? And I'm really good at this. Yeah.

I'm not good at break dancing, but I'm good at the step before you start break dancing. Totally. Oh, here we go. Oh, you're not that good at that. What the fuck? I'm fucking good at that. No, that wasn't that good.

I think it needs to be faster. But I'm not doing the break dancing, I'm just about to break dance. Could I try? Please. That's fucking, that's pretty good. Yeah. That's okay. Yeah, okay. It's because good. Yeah, it's pretty good. That's okay. Yeah, yeah Because I went to Elsome College

They teach that there so I'm not good at that and Do you know the other thing that you do when you're preempting doing something whenever you do your Bane impression? You like fumble around the desk. Yeah, that's because they're getting into character into your character. Yeah. Well, that is part of the character. Oh, I see. So when you're doing that, you've already started. Acting. Oh my god. Did you know? We're aware.

We are aware. Charles, I don't know if you can, you knew this in Sydney. I know you know it in Melbourne, but I don't know. Sydney is a showbiz town. Acting's just pretending. Oh. Lily, did you know that? I actually didn't.

Yeah. It's crazy. All right, yep, do your Northern accent. Kate to her husband. Hi, Kate. And let's not let my accent distract from what is a beautiful story about starting a family. No, I love it. I absolutely love it. I really want a wee little puppy. A little dog would be nice, wouldn't it?

And then the husband said, oh, I'd rather have a human baby. And then Kate said, right, I'll pop it in then. Kate said, right I'll pop it in then. Thank you. I'm acting. Why is no one? No, that was so good. Do it again. Do it again. I really want a weird little puppy, a little dog be nice, isn't it?

And then the husband says, Oh, I'd rather have a human baby. And then Kate goes, go on then pop it in. That is really good. Thank you. Thank you. And it was better the second time. Good practice. Would be better the third. Try it again, one more time. For good luck. Fuck off, Charles. Yeah, Charles, fuck you.

You didn't even come to work today. I really want a wee little puppy. A little dog would be nice, wouldn't it? Little dog. Little dog would be nice, wouldn't it? Then the husband said, I'd rather have a human baby. And then Kate said, go on then pop it in. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think when people have the conversation of should we start a family,

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So we, so it's a little bit heavy. Torbz and I, we were out on the weekend. And we kind of been like chatting and like not really, you know, we hadn't, didn't have our phones on us, whatever. And we've been kind of sitting around, ha ha, laughing and whatever. And then all of a sudden Torbs just goes like, why does this shit?

And he looked at his phone and the police were at our house. And your house? Yeah. his phone and the police were at our house. And your house? Yeah. And like they'd recorded like a message on it. So it had come up that it was a notification on our ring doorbell from like 20 minutes earlier.

And it was the police standing there, like uniformed police officers, like lights and sirens on in the background. And they're standing there and you know, like on TV when you see them and they're like holding their hats. Oh, and they the hat off yeah. Yeah and they were doing that. What the fuck? And so we were we were at my sister's and I was like we've we've got to go home like what the fuck and we just it was really panicked and they left this like um message on the

ring doorbell being like please contact us urgently um like we really need to talk to you and blah, blah, blah. Anyway, everyone is okay. I'm going to like just say that now. Um, but anyway, I'm like, we've got to get home because I was like, what the fuck has happened? Yep. Are they still there? Like we're checking on the cameras.

It didn't look like they were there, but we were like, oh my God, we've just like, I was like, we just have to get home. I was there. Well, yeah, that's, I was like, is Pippa at home? Like has something gone, is our fucking house on? Like I just had, Yeah, yeah. And obviously my mind is like, blah.

So anyway, they'd recorded like a little message on our thing. And then Torbz was like, well, I will call like the non-emergency police number and just be like, give them our address and be like, what were you looking for us for? Anyway, we're on our way home. I was driving and Torbs called them and he's like, fucking, you call the non-emergency number

and then they go, oh my God, we'll put you through to the local police station to talk to a uniformed officer. Torbs is like on the phone to a uniformed officer. Yeah. We are on the, Torbz is like on the phone with the uniformed officer. Then he's like, I actually can probably just put you on the phone to the clerk. Yeah. And they can like look up your details.

Cause obviously like an actual police person does not have to do the admin side of things. Cause we were like, we just want to know if- You came to my place, you put me onto whoever you need to put me onto. Just tell us. And obviously, like I'm sitting there being absolutely... So I'm driving and Torbz is like, what about the... And I was like, ask him about that. And like, I'm just being real panicky. Anyway.

That's good self-awareness though. Yeah. And I was, because I was just panicking. I was like, what the fuck's going on? Anyway, we are in the car driving back and Torbz, they're like, oh, can you give us a few details and we'll write down like a reference number so that if you get transferred around, you can give them this reference number. So Torbz is talking to them on speaker and I'd like turn down the music and everything. And I'm like trying to be really careful to not make any noise. Oh, and that's one of your strengths is shut the fuck up.

And then all of a sudden he's like talking to them and the police officer is like, right, and so what was the address that the police came to? And there's just like this, and I was like, oh my God, and Tom's like, shut up. And then I was like, oh, my God. And it was like, shut up. And then I was, I was sorry. And then it goes, again. What was the sound? So I just had. I just. I just had my car detailed, right?

And they put all of this, like, they clean the whole thing. Yeah. And they put all this like shiny stuff on all of the pedals. And I was wearing my Birkenstocks. And they're sliding across the- And they were sliding across the thing and they just went like, on the pedals as I was trying to like brake. First of all, that's hell dangerous.

I know. Cause I hadn't realised cause I hadn't worn those shoes in the car. Is that why the cops are at your house? Cause I fucking... We're investigating some pedals that are too clean in the in and out. And some Birkenstocks that are too comfortable. Are you wearing socks with those Birkenstocks? You're going to have to take a walk downtown, man.

Yeah. I'm sorry. We're going to have to take those as evidence. They take my Birkenstocks off me. Did the cop say, is everything okay? The cop's like, sorry. Do we need to send someone around? It sounds like a bird squealing.

Well, the cops are like, sorry, I'm having a bit of a trouble hearing. And I was like, hang on. But he's like trying to write down the number. And so I'm like, what do you want bit of trouble hearing it. I'm sorry. Hang on. But he's like trying to write down the number. And so I'm like, what do you want me to do? Not fucking break. Like, and then, so I'm getting defensive. I would like you to not carry on and make noise when I'm talking to the Mr. Law. Well, so I'm getting defensive because obviously what can I do?

The car is like making that noise and I can't stop it. And then Torbz is like trying to talk to this police officer. And then I'm like, I want to get, we're trying to get home cause we didn't know what had happened. Anyway, in the end, in the end, it was like that there was a bloody ragamuffin had run past, like there'd been a break in somewhere else and they'd run down like our street. On the good side of Reservoir. On the good side.

Shit, you think you know an area. I know. Yeah. So side. Shit, you think you know an area. I know. Yeah, so we're selling, obviously. No, so they'd like, and they'd run past our house. And I go, can we borrow your footage or something? They were like, oh, we see you have cameras up. Is there any way that you can see the thing? And then, so we ended up,

so they left a card in the letter box and it had that like, we're trying to access CCTV from this area, blah, blah, blah. And you send them to your YouTube channel, go, mate, you can watch that. And I go, yeah, I post live. I stream live into our Patreon if you're interested. And then- Rrrrrrr card's in the letterbox, there's not really a lot more information,

but we're like, oh my God, like how juicy? Cause like something's happened. Yeah. And then they never called us back. Yeah. But it's like the most dissatisfying ending to anything ever. Yeah.

Because now I'm like, oh, well, you didn't actually want our footage and like we didn't actually get to find out like the juicy gossip that happened. Stop stringing me along, officer. Yeah, so they called us and we called them back and we like did what we could. Did you watch the news that night? Well, no, because we were out.

Well, how can you get the conclusion? That's where you got to watch the news. So you go and then you got to play, is this my neighborhood? No, but 24 hour news cycle, that's dead and gone. Two hour news cycle. No, that's where you got to hit the six o'clock on Channel 7. No, but then by six o'clock the next day, there's no way that would have still been talking about that Yeah, you know what I mean? I got a question for you. Yeah question Sorry doing that really is really hurt my throat. Yes, I'm actually I might just take a sip because that's um Take me back to my smoking days

That's hilarious I've never smoked in my life. It's okay. Yeah. Until now. Yeah. I don't have a ring doorbell. Don't know how they work. Don't understand.

Yeah. Great. You are pro. You guys live in the year 3000 with your fancy technology. Do you think it is a net benefit or a net loss having this? Because I feel like there's a lot of shit going on with the doorbell and the camera and stuff. What do you mean shit going on? Like you would rather just not know, is what you're saying.

So all this story? Yeah. I never had that because I wouldn't stop and check. You remember the other day when there was the person with the delivery thing and there was like a brouhaha and you were chatting with him in the thing. Yeah, so like I just wouldn't know about it Yeah, I guess you're like safety. Yes, but it just like you're finding out a lot a lot more It feels like it takes up a lot of time to have it. What would we talk about today? If not for that, you know Five it's all right. Pop it in

No, I do get what you mean and I think you have to decide Pop it in then. No, I do get what you mean. And I think you have to decide because we actually just got cameras at the office. Yeah. And Charles was like, oh, I'll add you to the thing. And I was like, I don't want to know. Yeah, I don't want to know. Because I know that I'll check it if we have them.

Yeah. But at home, it has paid dividends three times. Oh, and you've had some some guests that weren't invited. Yeah. So, you know, at that point, I'm've had some, um, some guests that weren't invited. Yeah. So, you know, at that point I'm kind of like, well, how good that we had. But maybe I've had guests that weren't invited and I don't know about it. Totally. And I get that. But I think that the curiosity would kill me more than like knowing and being like, okay, we can then get a gate.

Cause what's that saying? Curiosity killed the c***. Yes, I've heard that. Yeah. Yeah, and that would get ya. That would get ya. I've got to love to see it here. Someone, you're right, it is unsatisfying though. Yeah, cause like now we don't, we didn't get to like, we kind of wanted the hero moment.

You know what I mean? Like we wanted them to be like, you've saved the day with the footage you had. I wanted to put on the seven o'clock news with, who's the guy that does the six o'clock news with who's the guy that does this? The six o'clock news. Peter Mitchell. Peter Mitchell comes on and goes, the case wouldn't have been sold if not for the perfect

installation of ring cameras by Tony and Torbz, the recently engaged. Resonable heroes. Heroes. We crossed to them live and go, oh yeah, well, they said they wouldn't have solved the crime if not for this camera footage and here it is and then you get the key to the city. Like is that too much to ask? No. Do you know what I mean? I just want to be valued in my community.

What was the name of the officer? I don't know. Oh. They left their card but I can't remember what it was. Should I give him a call? It was a female. Should I give her a call? You can if you want, I do have her number.

And go, hey, we're looking for a bit of closure here. I've got a hero that's not being recognized as she should. Well, no, I would call up triple zero and say, a crime's been committed against me. Against publicity. Against heroism around town. I reckon that's cost you being the queen of Moomba. I could be the queen of Moomba. Not anymore.

Not anymore. I'm just trying to do my bit, you know. I'm trying to be a pillar of society and they're ripping away my opportunities for that. How do you become a pillar of society do you think? Well, you're on the right track. You're looking out for society, you're solving crimes. I'm doing this through my like blinds up front, you know,

like keeping an eye on things. Gotta love to see it here from Isaac Guzmani Gomez. Well, Isaac Guzman, I assume he's- What do you go for Guzmani Gomez? I do the Cali burrito, you know, the one with chimneys in it. You put me onto those, they're good. Fuck, let's have them after the re-record today. Is there one out this way?

I don't know. Do you know what's good from the- What's the staple in Richmond? You know what's good at the Guzzi's? The breakfast. Oh! Breakfast burrito, fuck me right up. The breakfast fucks.

That chorizo and scrambled egg, oh, and there's bits of hash brown. How does the hash brown bits stay crispy? What's that? How do they do that? Considering Guzman's from that family. 25 minutes away. 25 minutes away, I've just heard from Charles.

Hang on, from you? From us or you? From you guys. That's really selfless that Charles looked up from us. That's a one and a half hour drive from Australian Idol. Yeah, from the TV show. Yeah. You're about to marry into the Toblerone family.

Yeah. If Toblerone and Guzmani got together. Yeah, chocolate burrito. Ooh. Was that place that used to have the like, it was like an Italian, not Italian, Spanish and you'd like dip the chocolate and stuff. San Siro.

Is that the combination? Yes. I actually think it is. Well done. Hi Tony and Ryan. Hi Guzmani Gomez. I am in hospital with my 18 month year old daughter. 18 month year old?

I am in hospital with my 18 month old daughter. I fucked that up. Not Isaac. No. Their daughters have a bit of a rough patch at the moment. But she loves listening to your podcast. She smiles every time she hears the intro and she claps to it. 18 month year old claps. 18 month year old. Shut the fuck up. And she giggles when she hears Tony's voice oh what's her name oh as if you don't know the name of Isaac's baby little Isaac Isaacina no response when my voice is heard oh yeah because you didn't even ask for a name response when my voice is heard. Oh yeah. Cause you didn't even ask for her name.

She's like, no, I don't like him. I just wanted to say seeing my poor little baby clap and giggle, uh, makes me very happy and gets us through a tough time here in hospital. I'm very proud to be a TARP and thank you guys from the bottom of my heart. Love you. Bye. Oh, I hope that she gets better soon. Oh, and it's an absolute pleasure to make her laugh

and giggle and clap when she hears the thing. Yeah. That's really sweet. That's really nice. That's the same as when Mabel hears Aunt Toddy's voice, she gets a little bit happy. She has learned to say turn it off though on FaceTime, which is sometimes a bit upsetting.

Like, hi Mabes, and she's like, not today. No, no. I've really loved to see here from Kirsty, who shared this in Patreon and said, I just wanted to say listening to similar kind of vibes to Isaac's, as I wanted to say listening to your podcast every morning in the car sets me up to have a great day. It's a great day to have a great day.

Kirsty said, as a person who has anxiety and depression and I'm just starting medication for it, so trying to get it right, like it takes a bit of time to kind of like really nail it at the beginning. Kirsty said, listening to your podcast helps so much. And she said, you and Ryan are just amazing people. Much love from Kirsty. Thank you, Kirsty.

And I just thought that made me feel really nice. And I just thought, thank you, Saj, for sharing that. Getting the right drugs is tough. I had this one drug that the doctor calls me like a week after I'd started and I was like, yeah, I'm feeling like, like pretty good, but um, is it normal to like throw up every day? And he was like, no. Yeah. So that's something you have to look out for.

And I was like, okay, cause I'm pretty happy. Yeah. Yeah. I feel better, but also worse. Yeah. Mentally, great. Physically though. Spuapally, no. Not so good. Yeah. No, you've sorted that out though, which is good. But good on you, Kirsty. And it's hard to ask for help too. So good on you for going to your doctor and getting some help. Now, tomorrow in Confessions, it's not just someone confessing, but they have said,

dear tarpers, I need your advice for what to do in this situation. Because they've found themselves somewhere where they're not supposed to be. Juicy. to do in this situation because they've found themselves somewhere where they're not supposed to be. Oh, juicy. Yeah, it actually is. And one of them is actually a crime tomorrow. Oh no. Involved. Remember how we like rinsed- The police, I could help.

Well, they might need some footage. We'll never hear back from them. Yeah. Remember the other day when we heard the person that worked out Woolworth's and they were like rolling the points? Yes. The guys at Woolworth's are getting done in this crime. They strike again.

No it's cool. Oh they get struck against. Wait. You'll just have to find out tomorrow but Woolworth's is in our sights. Cop that. Love it. Alright, see you tomorrow. Oh. Cop that. Love it. All right, see you tomorrow. Love you, bye.

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