Toni and Ryan - Reasons to dump someone

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

We need to know if you agree with these reasons for dumping - and I 'wrap up' this weeks' movie. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, it's Jess. Jess, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Good. How are you guys? Yeah, we're well. What are you up to, Jess? Where have we caught you?

I'm in Ballarat at the moment, setting up for a big market. It's my biggest one yet. What are you selling? So I'm an artist. So I sell different art pieces and little goodies with my art on it. Oh's my biggest one yet. What are you selling? So I'm an artist. So I sell different art pieces and little goodies with my art on it. Oh my god, how cool! Yeah, so it's pretty exciting. I've done some little markets before, but this one's

really big, so I'm trying to set up at the moment. Hey, time is money, Tony. Come on, come on. Would you mind approving the podcast before you set up? Absolutely. Absolutely approve the podcast. Yay! Hi, it's Jess from Portland, Victoria, and I approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Happy Thursday. You're up on your feet today. Um, yeah. You feeling good? You up and about? Yeah, I'm just kind of sick of sitting down. You know when you're just like, fuck, I just need to stretch the pistons a bit.

Stretch the pistons? Yeah, right. Yeah, I did. Fucking pumping this machine. Yep. My name's Ryan. Tony's here, who's standing ready to go. Tony on the pistons.

On the pistons, all fired Uh, thanks for joining us today. We watched road trip movies this week. Did we? And by we, I mean some of us. Uh, and Tony will be rapping about Little Miss Sunshine. Yep. Coming up soon. A lot of people's favorite movie. It's a really good movie. We put it in Patreon. So many comments were, Oh, this is like one of my all-time favourites and one of those ones that people might go back to once a year or something like that. Yeah, it's really good, but it is like it's sad. Like it's a moving film. Probably not sad.

It's moving. Moving. Yeah. Not that you'd know. Like I said, not all of us. Get to that later. Not all of us. We'll get to that later. We're going to get to it later. Thank you so much. Originally, I was going to call this Reasons Boys Dumped Girls. Oh. But I think I'm going to change it to Flapped Boys

because these guys have got themselves into situations and I reckon you'll be with them, Toni. Ooh, okay. You're like, this is awkward. I don't like this. I don't want to be here. I didn't want to be in this situation. Are these all people from our Facebook group?

Or are these just like stories you found on BuzzFeed? Like where did you? A random mix of Reddit Tarpers tweets. Right. Okay. Because you know how sometimes it's like easy to comment when it's far away but then when it's tapas I'm like, you're our friends. Why are you doing this wrong?

Like you feel like you're able to be like, hang on. Well, I reckon you'll be on the boys' side, so I don't think it'll matter anyway. Oh, okay. One bloke, and there's names out of this because. Okay. In fact, this whole, let's just, yeah. It's an anonymous dumping segment.

Yeah. Fuck, that sounds brutal. This girl I was dating was super lovely to me, super lovely to our friends, to my family and everyone. Starting well. Right. Yeah. Except she randomly turned into this super rude bitch

to wait staff, cashiers and all customer service people. Nah. See ya. I would cringe going anywhere because it was so embarrassing when she treated people so poorly. And do you get second-hand embarrassment? I'm embarrassed. I've got third-hand now.

You feel like you have to apologise for that person's behaviour and that's not okay. No, and I also think if you're with them, it's almost like you're, like, rude by association. Yeah, it's like you're on their side. You want to go, hey, I know my friend's being a real bitch, but I, like, don't condone this. But then you don't want to, like, take sides with the waitress

because then your girl's going to turn on you and freak, you know, like you up. Have you ever been out for dinner or whatever with somebody who was like that, like whether it was like a colleague or a friend that was rude and you were just like, I want to die? Yes. What did you do?

It's very uncomfortable. Like because you kind of, yeah, you don't want them to get flapped with you. I have in that situation later apologised or like felt like I needed to explain and sort of, oh, like we were in here the other day. Oh, I'm really sorry about that. Yeah. Or if the person that you're with is like facing the other way

and the waiter's kind of looking at you and you kind of go, you do the mouth sorry. Or maybe, and I probably think it's subtle at the time, but it's probably not, when I'll try to like make up for it. Oh, yeah. So you're overthinking. Oh, thank you so much for the service today. Oh, that's gorgeous.

It was great. Really appreciate it. And then they probably think that you're just a prick anyway. Yeah. They're like, well, if you want to make me feel better, stick up for the person that you're with. Tell your mates to shut the fuck up. Yeah.

So we're with the bloke on this one because he moved on. Oh, totally. He just went, I can't do this for the rest of my life. No, that's awful. And people that are rude to wait staff or people that are rude to anybody but especially people that are trying to help you in a shop or serving you in a cafe or something, like how shit is your life that you get off being a cock to somebody

who's just doing their fucking job? Thank you. Like how fucking unfulfilled are you that you are like power tripping over somebody that's got a job that's like less than yours? Like fuck off. I'm not better than anyone. I'm worse than most people. I know I've been accused of bringing some boomer energy to the show.

It says a lot more about them than it does about the waitress. Yeah, but imagine being a waitress, walking home every night, and you're like, God, they were just a prick to me. Have you seen that? The TikTok trend, and it's the people that work in restaurants or juice bars or whatever and they go, Bella Hadid came into my restaurant and she was a 9 out of 10. She was so kind. Kylie Jenner came in and she was a 4 out of 10.

She wasn't kind or whatever. Really? And they like rate celebrities. Do you reckon that if there's a real prick celebrity that comes into your shop, you're like, I'm not going to fucking listen to your podcast. I'm not going to fucking buy your product. I'm not going to follow you on Instagram.

I reckon that would happen a lot. Yeah, yeah. Just really rub them up the wrong way. Yeah, and like take your version of a stand, being like, fine, fuck you. See you later, mate. Next flapped boy. I'd been dating this girl for a month or so and she told me to come hang out with her on the weekend.

Oh. And I was like, oh, cool. We're both like Star Trek fans. So he was like, we'll watch a bit of Star Trek, eat some food, maybe a bit of afternoon delight. Just a real settle in couple-y Sunday. That's cute. That is really cute. So I show up in a hoodie, sweats, and I've got a bag of Doritos.

Yeah. Because he knows what he's there for. But also you're settling in. What are you going to rock up in jeans? Fuck off. No way. I roll in and her entire extended family is there. Mm-hmm.

It turns out they wanted to like, her included, like test me and see what I was like. Test me? Oh, my God. He said, you know, he's a person that likes Star Trek. He's a bit awkward in front of new people and he's a bit like, oh, like. And also what a hoodwink situation. Oh, yeah, just me and you, sweetheart.

And then. They made him hold a baby. If you just turned up, if I said, hey, come around, and you rocked up in your trackies with a bag of Doritos. Yeah, which I have done. Many a time. Sometimes invited. And there's like 25 people there to like judge you and you're like,

oh, this is her. Give her a baby, see if she's good with it. Oh. The girlfriend starts getting weird because he's a bit freaked and she's a bit like, hey, perform and be nice to everyone because I'm trying to like show you off and prove that you're great to the family because they're like judging you right now. So he's freaking out and then she's freaking out

because he's freaking out and he's like, this is why I'm like a social, like this is why we hang out just us because I don't like this. But also if you're meeting a family, you can like G yourself up a bit. Yeah. And you can put energy into being like, cool, I'm meeting grandma. I'm holding a baby. I'm fucking, you know, Celeste and John, they've just had a baby and I'm going to probably fucking have to hold it.

You can kind of like put all of your energy into the one afternoon. I've got two hours tomorrow to deliver and I'm going to roll in hot and I'm going to kiss the baby, I'm going to dance with grandma, I'm going to have a shandy, then I'm going to fuck off home. Yeah, and then I can just fucking fall in a heap because I'm done. Don't surprise me with that. You can't surprise people with that. But for me, because I am quite good with people.

Yeah, you'd work the room. Yeah, I can be charismatic when I want to be. So I feel like that probably wouldn't freak me out, but, yeah, that's a freaky situation. For example, my boyfriend Torbs would not like it if I was like, oh, yeah, we're just going to go out for dinner and then my whole fucking family was there or, you know, a new group of friends or something. He'd be like, why didn't you just tell me, bro?

Bridget, my wife's nightmare would be a surprise party. Yeah. Gets home and is like, happy birthday surprise. No. No. Three weeks notice. Yep. I need to know happy birthday surprise. No. No. Three weeks notice. Yep. I need to know what to wear.

Yep. Because I've, you know, got a bit of an ankle showing from these cut-off jeans. Yep. I'm going to have to probably shave that part of my legs. Yep. She would be worried about the hair wash schedule as well. The hair wash schedule.

Oh, if I'd known these people were coming around, I would have organised some food and I would have cooked for everyone. Tidy up the house a bit. There's some washing on the chair or whatever. Yeah. Nightmare. Yeah. He left her.

She goes, why are we so weird around my family? And he's like, I've told you I don't like to be surprised by stuff. I've told you I'm a bit awkward. You've crossed boundaries, bro, and I'm out. When you're with a boyfriend or a girlfriend or any partner, you're supposed to be a united front. She's fucking, she's cut him loose. Yeah, I don't like that either. Yeah, I'm flapped. Yeah. It's a part of that. No to be a united front. Yeah. She's fucking, she's cut him loose. Yeah, I don't like that either.

Yeah, I'm flapped. Yeah. It's a part of that. No, it doesn't mean. Yeah. Now this one, I reckon it's going to sound strange, but I reckon this happens way more than people think. Okay.

I dated this girl for years, but I suspected she didn't really like me, like actual me. She just liked the archetype of what I represented. Oh, yeah. Kind of like my brand was suited her brand quite well. Good on paper but not actually a good relationship. Yeah, not in a bad way but it was like there wasn't the complete spark but she was like, oh, I look cool next to this guy.

You suit my aesthetic. Identity and personality. Yeah. So I think that's very common. This is where it gets a little bit more specific. Okay. Yeah. I grew out of listening to folk music.

He liked folk music in high school and college, but, you know, you grow up and your musical taste change. Yeah. Fair enough. But he was like the folk music guy. Oh. And I think that she thought it was cool that But he was like the folk music guy. Oh. And I think that she thought it was cool that her boyfriend was like a folk music guy.

Did she? I mean, they're out there. Good for you. Yeah. Everyone's got someone, yeah. So when I grew out of folk music and he used to be into country music as well and kind of grew out of that, she asked, why can't you just still like folk music?

Why can't you still like country music? And, like, obviously he didn't just, like, wake up one morning and change his personality, but people grow and evolve and I used to like other sort of movies and now like these sort of, like it's normal, right? Totally, yeah. Or you just, like, make a new friend who's into something different and you go, oh, I've never heard that before. That's normal, right? Totally, yeah. Or you just like make a new friend who's into something different and you go, oh, I've never heard that before.

That's great, yeah. He said like, oh, I haven't like cancelled folk music. I don't hate it now. It's just not my whole vibe. Spotify's, you know, they find them what I like and they're spitting it back at me and I'm not hating it. So she got really petty and then said, well, if you don't really like folk music anymore,

then I'm going to pack up all your folk music and I'm going to get rid of it. Seems you hate it now. I mean, if there weren't any red flags already. Yeah, I mean, that's not great, is it? No. Because I hated folk. So she got rid of it.

She goes onto Facebook Marketplace and goes, I've got a box of CDs and some old records for folk music. 50 bucks, you can have the lot. We'll use the money on something else since you hate it now. Oh, get folked. Couldn't have said it better. Yeah. So he's starting to think.

What's going on here? Fuck this bitch. He's just like. Folk this bitch. Fuck this bitch. I can't believe what I'm about to say. Yeah. I can't believe what I'm about to say.

Yeah. The girl ends up cheating on him with the guy who bought the box of music. He comes around and goes, G'day, I'm here to collect the folk music. And she goes, Oh, you're into folk music, are you? And he's like, Yeah, I'm 50 bucks. I'm going to take the whole box. I'm going to listen to this stuff. I'm going to enjoy that.

And she goes, Oh, you like that. Folk music and folk me as well. And he folked the absolute shit out of her. And now they're together. Fuck off. Folk off. Thank you. Yeah, that's a hard one because I'm like, oh, you know what? She knows what she wants.

She wants someone that she can really fucking nerd out over folk music with. I don't know. And it brings me back to the original point. Yeah. Did she like him or did she just? Like that he liked folk music. I mean, fucking flip the coin and hope it explodes and kills me. I didn't know folk music had such a pull.

Maybe we should try that. Have we got some folk music here? No, I'm saying should we join Tinder? Folk music had such a pull. Maybe we should try that. Have we got some folk music here? No, I'm saying should we join Tinder? And that's not folk music. Is it? It just occurred to me that I don't know what folk music is. No, it's like Angus and Julia Stone is folk music. Bob Dylan, folk music.

Not this? No, that's more country. That song's called Kinfolks. Oh, close. But, yeah, like Bob Dylan, he's folk. It's like basically folk music is where they play four different chords on the guitar and that's all. And it's not great.

Will there be a banjo involved? Could be. Yeah. In a country folk kind of thing. But folk music like mainstream, I'd probably say like, yeah, Angus and Julia Stone kind of vibe. Or would you just never say folk music in mainstream in the same sentence ever?

Well, yeah. It's a tight competition. Well, all those three blokes are now single and I feel like we can agree. Wow. Bullet dodged. Unflapp yourselves. Have you ever had a really bad dumping? Or

like, been like, well, that's a red flag. Like, what's the worst, like, red flag you've had? I can't say it. It's so embarrassing. Can I say it to you? Oh, it makes me cringe. No, please share it. It wasn't even, like I hadn't got to like dumping stage,

which is like someone I just recently met. That's fine, yeah. And she's, oh, no, I can't. No, you have to. You have to. It's so embarrassing. Everybody is here. Everyone's supporting you.

This is a safe space. What if I wrote it down and you read it? Okay, yep, yep, yep. Okay, oh, my God, I'm so excited. I haven it? Okay. Yep, yep, yep. Okay. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. I haven't dated enough people to have a red flag. And it's so embarrassing for me. And more her, but definitely still me.

Oh, my God. Okay. So Ryan is currently writing down his red. Is this the red flag that she had for you or you had for her? This is just a sentence she said. And then that's when I knew. Oh, she said. Okay.

And I was like, absolutely not. Get out of the house. Okay. So you guys met very briefly? As in met or met? With inverted commas. Met. Okay.

So met for the night potentially. Yep. And then she said. This in the morning. So imagine you've just woken up and you're like, you're at my place. Yeah. This is in Mildura, by the way.

Very small town. Yeah. Regional Ryan. Regional Ryan. And I've written there, I hope you can read my handwriting. You've woken up the next morning after a night of vivacious lovemaking. Yep.

And she rolls over and says this. See, that's why I couldn't say it out loud. I can't. Do you want to say where you worked? I was doing the breakfast radio show at Star FM in Mildura. I can't believe I fucked the guy from Star FM. You were her bingo card. In Mildura, there's a bingo card.

Fucked the guy from the hardware store, fucked the guy from the IGA, and for a ding, ding, ding winner, you fucked the guy from Star FM. She probably won a meat trade. She did. Hi, it's Jess from Portland, Victoria, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. No one's ever said that they fucked me with pride. No one's ever been like, I can't believe I just fucked you.

They're probably just like, I can't believe I just fucked you. I'll leave that in. It's the same on the page. Yeah, it looks the same. It's just the inflection, the delivery. A massive thank you to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon, which you can check out at any time at the link in our show notes. Alex Storm, thank you so much.

Peyton, Max, Chillcraft, Cecily L, Grace Johnson, Jesse Bakalenic, Emily Weldy, Taylor Scholl, thank you. Adam Black, Jacqueline Orlov and Jessica Johnson. Big thanks to you guys. And you would have heard on Monday that we announced that we are moving to Spotify. It's all very exciting. So from August 8th, you can listen for free only on Spotify. Yep. So for the majority, no changes.

Literally no changes. And just to, I guess, reiterate, you don't need Spotify Premium. It's free. It's free. So the listening experience is like exactly the same. Yep. So we can go every day and it's locked in for many years because a lot of people message us and say, hey,

please keep doing this. We can. And we're bloody excited. So make sure that you tap the bell button on Spotify so that you get notifications of when there's new Tony and Ryan. And this is kind of official August 8th. August 8th. So four weeks. sure that you tap the bell button on Spotify so that you get notifications of when there's new Tony and Ryan. And this is kind of official August 8th, so four weeks. So you've got a little bit of time to, you know, download the app, figure out how you like to use it, all those things.

But we're fucking really excited and we couldn't have gotten here without people listening for the last almost year. So it's a big thanks to you guys. A big thanks to Spotify. A big thanks to us. We're doing a good job. And thanks Snoop Dogg. Remember that speech? No.

So his star got put in the Hall of Fame. Yeah. What is it? The Walk of... Yes, Walk of Fame. The Steam Walk of Stars, Star Walk, whatever it is. Hollywood Walk of Fame. Yeah. Yeah.

And so, and he goes... I've never been to Hollywood. Oh. Yeah. Do you reckon Spotify will take me? They said no to giving you a premium account. So they're probably not going to take me. I reckon just ease up on the trip. Hollywood.

And Snoop Dogg goes, and I'd like to thank me for turning up every day and, like, getting it done. I appreciate that, actually. Yeah. Because I think we get so caught. This is going off on a tangent. We get caught up in being like, oh, thanks, Stu, thanks, Stu. But, like, you know, sometimes you're like, fuck, I deserve that.

I wake up early every morning or whatever. I get it done. Yeah. All right. This week we are watching road trip movies. Oh, this is fucking controversial. Who is watching a road trip movie? So everyone in Patreon voted that their favourite road trip movie

was Little Miss Sunshine. Bit of competition there from Almost Famous and Road Trip. The actual movie Road Trip, which I obviously thought would win. There was also Dumb and Dumber, which I didn't realise was a road trip movie, but I'd never seen it. But I guess they're in like that limo and stuff, aren't they? And the dog car. The dog car.

Into the Wild. That's a great movie. And Thelma and Louise, which I haven't seen either. So. I wanted to put on the list Vacation, the remake of National Lampoon's thing. I looked for that and I typed in National Lampoon. There's like 55 National Lampoon movies. Yeah, so that's the original ones with Chevy Chase.

Yeah. But the new one has got Ed Helms in it and it's really funny. Yeah. And Christina Applegate and Chris Hemsworth's in it as well. We'll find an excuse to slide that back in. Yeah, because it is good. Like it's trash. I want to put my hand up.

Would you? And watch the movie? Put your hand up and say, I loved the movie this week. I loved watching Little Miss Sunshine. So many people in Patreon were like, oh, such a fantastic film, one of my favourites, a real coming of age, a real life-changing movie. So you're putting your hand up to say I'd love to honour the people

that voted for this movie? Is that what you're saying? Well, I would also like to say that, but I would like to put my hand up and apologise because, as you know, I've been in a bad mood. I've been tired. For two weeks, yeah. Excuse me, mate. A little editorial in there.

You fucking heard. Oh, sorry, were you sleeping through that like you were in the car or like when you're supposed to be watching this movie, you're asleep? Nah, Ryan didn't watch the movie because he's a shit guy. I'm a shit guy. I'm really sorry. And I think, I'll tell you what it is.

I'm a shit guy. I'm a shit guy. I'm really sorry. And I think, I'll tell you what it is. I reckon it's this, because Tony's got the rap, lazy on my behalf. I go, hey, muscles over here. Yep. You know why Tony's so strong?

From carrying this show. It's true. And I've become, what's that word I'm looking for? Complacent. Yeah. Lazy. See, I can't even think of my own fucking words. Rude.

I need you to finish my sentences. Yep. Because I am a. Horrible. Rude. I need you to finish my sentences. Yep. Because I am a... Shit guy. It's very impressive for you to say guy instead of the C word. Yep. But I am worried actually about what this means for the future because I can't carry this every time. How are we going to have a discussion about the movie

when you haven't fucking even been bothered to watch it? It takes two to tango. How do we expect the people to listen, exclusively on Spotify from August 8th, if they want to watch and listen and you haven't even watched it? Why would someone else watch a movie if I can't even commit to it? Exactly. Why would people keep listening?

Why would they support us? Spotify are probably going to drop us now. They're like, Ryan can't watch a movie. We're not going to hang around. If only someone could, like, recap the movie watch a movie. We're not going to hang around. If only someone could like recap the movie with a rap. You know what? That's my app. I'm going to do the rap.

I'm going to ask you to leave the room. You can't enjoy the rap. Are you joking? No, obviously not. Who's going to press the horns button? I'll do my own. But for anybody that did watch Little Miss Sunshine, it honestly is a very good movie.

Your wife, Bridget, would really like it, I think, as well. What spots is it going to hit? Because I remember you saying it was moving. So, like, basically the movie is there is a mum and a dad, a brother and sister, a grandpa and an uncle, and they're like all kind of, they've all come together. And Olive, who is the little girl, she loves beauty pageants. That's like her whole thing.

She ends up getting into this beauty pageant called Little Miss Sunshine. They're in Albuquerque and the beauty pageant is in California. They don't have a lot of money. So they're like, you know what, we'll drive. Get in the van because I've seen the van. Whoa. They don't have a lot of money so they're like, you know what, we'll drive. Get in the van because I've seen the van. Yes. But the mum, Toni Collette, she can't drive the van because she can't drive a stick.

So then the dad's like, oh, well, you know, I'm really busy at work. I can't fucking drive you. And she goes, well, we'll fly. He goes, we can't fucking afford that. But the uncle's just moved in with him because he's not doing too well and so they're like, well, if Dad's driving and Mum's got to take Olive to the thing, then the brother has to come and the granddad has to come and the uncle has to come.

So it's like all of them in the car together and you kind of learn about all of them together in the car. Right. And, like, the car's falling apart. Like, they end up, the gearbox fucks up and they have to push the car every time they start it. So the whole family is, like, running behind the car and then jumping in the side of the van.

Have you ever had to do a push start? No. I've had a car that we had to give it a kickstart once. It's terrifying because if you push too hard, then it's off. Yeah, and you can't get in. You've got to run and jump. Yeah. It's the ultimate thrill. So the dad is, like, in the driver's off. Yeah, and you can't get in. You've got to run and jump. Yeah. It's the ultimate thrill.

So the dad is like in the driver's seat. The rest of them are all pushing it. And so the brother really wants to be a fighter pilot for Jets and he's like, I'm taking a vow of silence until I get into the thing. So he doesn't talk through the whole movie. And then later in the movie he finds out that he's colourblind so he can't join the army. Oh, my God.

And this, like, happens in the car on the way. Shit. So spoilers, obviously, but it's kind of an old movie. So he, like, then starts talking and he's like, oh, my God, I can't do my dream. And Steve Carell, who plays the uncle, has, like, been fired from his job because he's gay. Really?

Yeah, and he's in love with it. Yeah, and he's in love with another professor or a student and then he sleeps with another professor. Like it's a whole thing. And the granddad is like snorting heroin and like it's so loose. Anyway, on the trip the granddad ends up dying and because they're travelling around they can't afford to get the granddad sent back home. Yep.

So they drive around with him in the boot. Like the... Yeah, of the van. The body. Yes. And the dad has got this big business that's about to take off. He gets a call while they're on the road and they're like, no-one bought it, so sorry.

So they find out they're bankrupt, like, while they're out on the road. And Olive is this gorgeous little girl who like doesn't look like your stock standard beauty pageant girl and the dad is just a bit of a jerk and she orders ice cream on her waffles and he's like, do you think that Miss America eats ice cream, Olive? Like ice cream makes you fat. And she's like, oh, well, then I guess I don't want to eat it. And then she starts eating it and stuff and she's just

like this cute little girl with like massive glasses. She's just like real dork. And anyway, so they all kind of, you're learning about all the people in the car as they're driving. That was a very good summation. Now I was actually going to go watch it later, but now I feel like. No, you still could, but that's kind of the vibe. Sorry, was that too much?

That's right. I just wanted to give you like a good. Yeah, no, that's what I mean. I was just like you've taken this on board. Yeah. Do we need the rap still? I feel like I'm up to date. So like it's really moving because you're kind of learning

about all of the characters and then they're also in this tiny car together. Yeah. So it's like tension. Yeah. And then the granddad dies. Like it's, yeah, anyway. Because of like.

Snorting heroin, yeah. I mean I've Like it's, yeah, anyway. Because of like. Snorting heroin, yeah. I mean, I've heard it's not good for you. Well, it's even worse when it goes up your nose, I think. Yeah. Yeah. So is there any dead grandpa chat in the wrap? Yes. Okay.

Do I feel like I'm up to speed to appreciate the wrap now? Is that what? I hope so. I hope so. I think I've done a good job. You ready? Yep. Let ready? Yep. Let's do this.

MC Tony Lodge. Little Miss Sunshine. Little Miss Sunshine was our choice. Watching Little Olive to find her voice. Horn beeped all the way to California. Run to start the car. Dead grandpa. Eating fucking chicken chicken every night.

Dad's bankrupt and it makes a family fight Brother wants to fly Jet Planes But he can't see Blues And grains Yeah!

Woo! That was awesome. Thank you. I'm glad you gave the recap Because now it all makes sense. Because now it makes sense. Yeah, I was like Oh, all my punchlines

In the In the rap are fucked If you haven't seen the movie. Oh, has he? Oh, he's colourblind Why is that important? Yeah, I was like, oh, all my punchlines in the wrap are fucked if you haven't seen the movie. Oh, has he? Oh, he's colourblind. Why is that important? Yeah, exactly. I again apologise.

Thank you. But thank you for gracing us with your presence. That's okay. And I'm glad you explained it now because that rap was actually very good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'll watch it tonight.

I was going to say, so what are you not going to do next time? You're not going to not watch the movie? No. And I do actually feel bad. He's going to say, so what are you not going to do next time? You're not going to not watch the movie. No. And I do actually feel bad. Yeah, you should. Thanks for that. Appreciate that. What do you love to see?

I've got a recommendation, actually. Yeah, come on. Last night. Oh, my God, sorry. It's the rap, the post-rap. Yeah, you can. Hang on. Sorry, I've got to have an FG.

Slip from the Frank Green. Do you need to go backstage into the green room with your entourage after the show? Snort some heroin. No, I'm okay. Thank you. Last night on TV, Torbs and I started watching Loot on Apple TV+. What is Loot?

That rings a bell. It's this movie, sorry, it's this TV show. It's Maya Rudolph. That's right. Yeah, and she, her husband, who is Adam Scott, who's the guy from Parks and Rec and stuff, he cheats on her with, like, his assistant or business manager or something, and she ends up with, like, $180 billion

in, like, reparations for their divorce. And she ends up running, like, a charity, like... Is it supposed to be based off Jeff Bezos and Mackenzie Scott? I don't know. Because they broke up and divorced. He created Amazon. And she's the most generous, lovely, philanthropic lady in the world right now.

Wow. I don't know. Maybe. But yes. And I love May Rudolph. She's so fucking funny. And it's like there were a few moments. We put our phones down.

Whoa. Yeah, like it wasn't a movie. We weren't like, oh, this is fine. We were actually watching it. I thought that was the greatest compliment you can get. Now it is, yeah. But it's on Apple TV Plus. It's not sponsored.

But yeah, fuck, such a good show. Like an incredible show. Really, really funny. Yeah, awesome. And they're also just so rich. Like watching rich people is just like circus. It's so great. And they've just got the bougie shit.

Anyway. My love to see it is, remember last week we said that a lot of people were doing their Masters, but when you said I'm a doctor, Dr Tony Lodge, I said I wonder if there's any actually doctors that listen to the show. People doing their doctorates. Or got a PhD. Pretty huge dick.

Pretty huge dick. Well, I can announce Dr Tiger has a PhD in physical chemistry. Whoa. Dr Jess Marshall has a PhD in medical research. Dr Matt Stroh, PhD in geography. Why are those people listening to our podcast? Holy shit. Dr Matt Stroh, PhD in Geography. Why are these people listening to our podcast? Holy shit.

Dr Remy, she has a PhD in Microbiology and Bioinformatics. Whoa. And she says, the only reason I did that study was so I could put doctor in my Instagram bio for straight cred. Yeah. And I stand by it. I do it too, sweetheart. She's like, I don't use that degree for work now, but I'm a doctor for life.

You'll love to see it. Oh, good on your sister. Dr Arnaud is a PhD in engineering. Holy shit. Dr Merté Schepper is a PhD in neurology, and Dr Robana Dietrich is a PhD in marine biology. Holy moly. These people are so much smarter than us.

I just recommended a TV show. But also the commitment and dedication. Oh, to actually getting your doctorate or your PhD. Yeah, and finally, Erica Millie is about to defend her dissertation, getting her PhD in sexology. And she goes, that's serious, I'm not making it up. She has a PhD in PhD. Fuck, that's good.

You love to see that. I do love to see that. Oh, congratulations to all of you. That's massive. You love to see that. I do love to see that. Congratulations to all of you. That's massive. You love to see it. I love seeing other people's achievements. And just before we finish, Tony, what's your highest degree? I have an advanced diploma.

In? Sound engineering. That does sound sick though. We've discussed this. You're an engineer. Thank you. What's yours? At the moment, I've just got an accounting and finance degree. But will soon you have your Masters? I'm in MBA soon. Oh. Yeah.

Although I wonder how Dr Arnaud, who has a PhD in engineering, so then he's an engineer. I'm like, oh, that's what Tony is. Tony's an engineer. Yeah, she did 18 months at TAFE. It was three years. Oh, my mistake. And it wasn't TAFE.

It was university. It was university. But then he would have done seven years. Yeah, yeah mistake. And it wasn't TAFE. It was university. It was university. But then he would have done seven years. Yeah, yeah, no, that's what Tony does. Yeah, I think Tony Lodge does that. Have you seen her podcast? She's an engineer as well. Probably just as smart as you, Dr Arnaud.

Luckily we changed my title to muscles. Now no engineers can get offended on my behalf anymore. All right, we'll chat to you tomorrow. Love you, bye.