Toni and Ryan - Revoking Creative Licenses

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

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Imagine what you could do with more. For a limited time, visit betterhelp.com slash random pod for one free week of online therapy. No pressure, just help. But for now, just relax. Hello and welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Tony, this is Ryan, and we never start a podcast without a TAPA approval. Yeah, that's Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Tony, this is Ryan, and we never start a podcast without a TAPA approval. Yeah, that's Tony and Ryan podcast. And Bradley's in the Hunter Valley in New South Wales. Bradley, I believe you have a PhD. Congratulations. Or getting a PhD. Well, I'm working towards, yeah, working towards should be submitting this year, which is really, really exciting. What is your PhD? And don't say me. No, my PhD is a really applied research

in its own effectively, like amplifying the voices of Aboriginal kids in out of home care and basically sort of asking them if they got to pick how the system was designed, what would that look like? And then the other part is translating that into practice and actually making shit happen rather than just listening to people and forgetting about it. So, so much more important work than what we're doing. I was going to say, wait, I made the rest of us who are really bad about us. We're better just for knowing you Bradley.

And I've always said that. Now, look, every, it's all important. It's all important. You guys give us great laughs and joy. So thank you for sharing that with us. Oh, should we consider that an approval? Can we get started Bradley? That's pretty good. Do you approve today's podcast Bradley? Absolutely I do.

It's Bradley from the Hunter Valley and I approve this podcast. Welcome to Wednesday. Hum day. Where did we land on that last week? So people said, yeah, you can't, they do say hump day in Canada. Okay. Yeah. And people are loving it around the world. Bring it on. Because people are also learning that on Australian toilets, it says engaged.

And that's a that's a whole new world. Yeah. And a critical thing to know to make Tony's engagement photo make sense. And so that's obviously that's gone out. That's had a bit of a run on the internet of me just explaining it and, you know, getting getting amongst it. That's OK. That's okay. And that video actually did pretty well. So I'm thinking about becoming a TikToker. What do you guys think? I'm thinking maybe I do a skit or something. Okay. I think I might do that. I do support that. Thank you, Charles. Yeah. What do you reckon? What if you did vlog? I would love to vlog, but I feel like no one gives a fuck about me.

I would love to- And that's okay, like I'm not doing that in- I just wait for the comments now. I would love to get ready with you. I just- it's not in a like, knowing hands about me. I like know that they don't and that's- I'm actually so far with that, but I bring comedy, so- It's your job to make them care. Ooh.

So when people do that and like don't do that fake voice. You know what I mean? Cause you have all those people are boring. Yeah. But you're not boring, you're fun. But so then what would I say? Oh, just I'm having my three week bicks and a bit of banana and some Manuka honey.

That's not interesting. I find that it because I love manuka honey. Yeah and you love me but if you just came across that video I don't think you'd think that's interesting. If we're talking about widening our pool of tarpas jump in the water's fine. I don't know why I just yeah looked down the barrel of the camera on a non-video app just so everyone knows that you're serious. Yeah, they'll hear the difference. Yeah. Maybe, yeah, I think I will. Okay.

Okay, watch this space. Okay. So I have to start this on a bit of a note. I'm really sorry. I am a supporter of the creative. I'm thinking about becoming a vlogger. I'm doing TikToks. We're all doing it.

And I also understand. I feel our butt coming, but continue. I also understand how hard it is to back things in creatively. Yep. We're doing it right now. You know, you have to make these choices where you go, I am gonna make people care about what I'm talking about.

I'm gonna make people feel the emotions I want them to feel. I'm loving that you're gassed up today. Have you listened to the diary of a CEO overnight? Yes, I have. Yeah. I actually have started just putting it on while I'm asleep. Yeah. You know how they play like Beethoven to babies while they're in the world?

Yeah. You listen to Mel Robbins. Yeah. I just go, let them, let them, let them in my sleep. Here's the butt that's coming. This is why I come to you though with something that's tearing me up like a fucking backdoor pussy on a fucking Saturday night because I think something has just like entered my brain and I

can't get over it. But when you're at a restaurant and things are called hell's stupid shit, is it rude to not say it? Like if I look at the menu and it says like 007 double bacon streaky ding-dong, can I just say can I have the bacon burger? Or am I a c***? First of all, I now fully understand the preamble. Thank you. Because I true, I too am a supporter of creative endeavors.

And I love it. My, okay, this is going to make me sound like a real basic bitch. It's not. I am a basic bitch. Are you about to talk about boosters? I am about to talk about Gloria jeans. Oh, okay. Okay. Vintage. Do they still even exist? Probably not. And this is the reason why. When I go to Gloria jeans and I'm like a bit tired and feel like I just need a little pick up, they do a great... Should I just say what

it's called? I don't know because it's a very, very vanilla latte. That's the title. Yeah. So it's not just like a latte. Oh yeah, no, get some vanilla. No, no. Oh, do you mean the very, very vanilla latte? And I, and I almost have to like lean in and whisper, can I get the very, very, very, very,

and then even when they make it and you have it, I'm in cap, and they go, the very, very vanilla. Brian. Nah. Call it what it is, not what it says on the tin. You're not a, you're a good bitch. I just feel bad because obviously someone has sat down

and had this creative discussion and being like, what's the theme for what we're going to name our shit? We talked about this a little while ago because it went a little bit viral. Do you remember that cafe gratitude that went viral? Yeah. I've printed out the menu. I've printed out them and this is actually not where I was going with this, but I was like, this went nuts because basically, the first thing on the menu is a starter and it's called, I am warm. And it's a gluten-free bread bowl with soup. And all of the things are called, I am valued,

I am fortunate, I am hearty, I am peaceful. And I just can't imagine going in there and saying, like, oh, yeah, can I get an I'm enthusiastic with some extra humble on the side and an I am thriving would be absolutely lovely. Can I get the I am thriving to go though? I don't think anyone who's ordering an I am thriving is thriving. You're at Cafe Gratitude. Yeah, you're in a tough spot, man.

So I really get the backing in of the creative thing. Like I really do. And I want to respect it. Can I just get the, I'm at rock bottom and have come to this cafe to try and find something? Yeah. Can I get the, I'm not a vegan, but didn't know this place was vegan and I'm now eating vegan today?

Can I get the, only just realised that Palmers have gluten on them? Yeah, you did just realise that the other day. The other day I was at a bakery cafe kind of cool place and I got some biggie scrolls. Was it a cinnamon scroll? Yeah. Yeah, nice. See, I didn't even know what it was. I did, but only because I know you.

I know that that's what you would have gotten. Well, I know that you wouldn't have ordered like a pizza scroll. That's not your thing. I know you wouldn't have gotten a Vegemite scroll. That's what I would have gotten. Vegemite scrolls suck. I come for Vegemite.

I love Vegemite. I love scrolls, but Vegemite scrolls can get the fuck out of here. You're fucked in the head. That's made me mad. Anyway. That's it. Look at the Gratiff Cafe that's the grad of cafe gratitude. I'm so angry. I'm so angry. I think as long as the person knows what you're ordering, you can say whatever you want. So they sometimes do the same with cocktails and they've got their signature

fucking thing and you go, mate, you're a barman. Give me an old fashioned. I'm like, I want the mojito. I know it's a mojito, but they've called it a no no mojito or something. Yeah. And you have to go, can I get the no no mojito? I'll get the Montmorency mojito. What's the difference? The cafe is in Montmorency. It's in Montmorency. Yeah. So the other day I'm walking through Northland and you know how the boost juice is like in the center of the thing, like it is everywhere. But it's like around it is like, there's a sushi place and there's like the yo frozen yogurt.

There's like a lot of people kind of walking around on the corner there, which fucking hits all the food. There is fucking unreal. And anyway, I'm like walking through the thing and I see this guy and he's with two little girls and they're like, granddad, can we get a boost juice? And he's like, yes, girls. And he's like quite soft with them, which is it was very, very sweet. Good work, grandpa. And then he's like in the line and he's like, okay, what do you guys want? Or what do you like?

What would you like? And then he's like, okay, great. And then, you know, the person at Boost Juice goes like, hey, mate, what can I get? And he goes, two small. And then, you know, the person at Boost Juice goes like, hey mate, what can I get? And he goes, two small mango fandangos, thanks mate. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Maybe all these cafes and bars are just putting people in their fucking place because I don't care how cool you think you are I'm gonna make you read out this very very vanilla latte. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah mango Fandango Yeah, suck on that. Righto tough guy Hi, it's Bradley from the Hunter Valley and you're listening to Tony and Ryan This episode is brought to you by Madure and Majuri has the nicest fine jewelry.

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just help. But for now, just relax. A massive shout out to a few of our Champion Tapas over at our Patreon. And yes, we are using Champion Tapas. We're leaning into that creativity title unlike we are with the mango fandango etc. Kayleigh Jute, good on you Kayleigh, Amber F, Emily Erwin. Oh was that this episode? Sorry in that small break we spent about an hour talking about moving to Bunbury. Yeah so I forgot where we're up to. I was just picking up where we left off. I should have given you a bit more. No but what that was a great idea because you brought me back into whatever the fuck we were talking about

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Alice, Scott L and Just Ashy. Thank you very much for being part of Patreon. Thanks Just Ashy. We fucking love to see it. Now some tragedy has struck because Ryan's going to a Bucks day. Tragedy? That feels crazy from you. What friend is it?

Uh, Johnny. Johnny's getting married. He's getting married? Congratulations to Johnny and Joanna who are getting married later this year. Jojo. Jojo. Yeah. How did they meet?

Jo was the year below us at school, but then they went their separate way. Oh, and like reconnected? In Brisbane. What? But they ran into each other and like, you know, yeah, like they hadn't seen each other for a decade and just, you know, the time was right. And she's way too good for him. He's a piece of shit and she's like the soul of the earth.

So I don't know how he's pulled that off. I've got two things to say. Johnny is super rich because he works in construction. So tick. Also, it's salt of the earth, not soul of the earth. Is it? That's okay. Oh, that's not that. Horses for courses.

Yeah. Who's to say? Yeah. Who's to say? Well, I'm to say, cause it's salt of the earth. Yeah. Like it's supposed to be like- I'm going to change that saying to Tony's to say. Tony's to say? Yeah. I'm to say to say. Yeah. Sorry. So a bucks day. So bit of golf in the morning, all the lads heading out to the golf course, a couple of bruskies in the bag. Have you ever played golf before? Yeah. Have you? Like not in the last 20 years. But the boys all play golf

pretty regularly. Do you think you would be a golf guy? I don't know. I play in the last 20 years. But the boys all play golf pretty regularly. Do you think you would be a golf guy? I don't know. I play in the backyard with Mabel and BJ with the tennis ball. So that's fun. And I don't hate it, but I just, yeah, I'm not. I think Torbz would be good at being a golf guy. Like I think that he would like that. Because he wears his pants too high. Is that what they do at golf? I think so. Oh, well, no then.

What part of being a golf guy would Torbz be good at? Is that what they do at golf? I think so. Oh, well no then. What part of being a golf guy would Torb be good at? I think because he really likes the quiet. Like he likes doing something by himself, but with other people. Like, so let me explain. That does make sense, but it just, yeah. I know, no. So cause Torb's like loves doing his hobbies by himself, but loves having other people around.

Like if he's like playing a video game or whatever, and I'm sitting there and I'm reading or knitting or something, he's like, I love doing nothing together. And so I think that the thing about golf is that you kind of get a bit of chatter, but you get a little bit of time to like really focus. Yeah, when we were in high school, he used to play on school holidays all the time.

That sounds crazy, because golf is such a rich person's sport. So I just can't imagine kids doing it. Oh, but you can get secondhand clubs and you'll share a bag of clubs. Oh, sorry. But yeah, you can spend a bazillion dollars, but you can also, and the reason we went on school.

Well yeah, if you're getting a full bag to yourself- The reason we went on school holidays is because during the week it's cheaper, but on the weekend it's really expensive. Sure. So during school term, you're like, well, no, because all the pros and rich people are there on a Saturday, but you can sneak in pretty cheap on a Wednesday afternoon sort of thing. Yeah, that's good.

So a bit of golf. A bit of golf and then- Sharing a bag of clubs? Yep. And then going to the brewery afterwards, which is nearby apparently. So that's the rough plan. That's fun. But the group chat, which is, you know, talking about, you know, who's in blah, blah, blah. And does this have Johnny in it or is it a bit of a surprise for him? Like is his best man planning it or something? Dave Parsons is planning it. Sure. Yeah. Okay. And the

discussion of the group chat has taken a bit of a turn because it's a Bucks Day and it's sort of, you know, you know. I'm gonna give you three guesses to what has really taken off in the Bucks Day group chat, knowing that it started with just a couple of innocent lads, I'm gonna play some innocent golf, going to a brewery and having a couple of beers. And are we talking like, maybe this is a guess? Okay, well you got three guesses, but we can read up, but you know, just say what feels right.

Well, the first thing that came to mind was like that you're all a little bit older now. So where before there probably didn't need to be a lot of planning. I'm guessing that now there's quite a lot of logistics chat involved. So maybe like, oh, well, if that's going to be till one, then I'll take the car home because Bridget needs the car in the afternoon to take Mabel to like, this is kind of what I'm imagining. Okay. Is that?

Is that a guess? That's a guess. Okay. Next, you got three guesses. Please luck them all in. But if I got it right, then do I have to do the other two guesses? Just throw a couple out there. Okay. I think the other one is again, logistics-based, but like, should we eat before golf or like, are we waiting? You know what?

I like, this is where my mind would go. And then the third one is like, is there a stripper at golf? Yeah. Okay. That's what my mind went. Yeah. And okay. To be fair, I thought you were just going to say strippers, drugs,

fucking whatever. And I hate that your boring logistics life I'm so sorry. Has infiltrated ours. But I think, cause when you're young you're like, we'll just meet you at fucking two o'clock and here we go. No, no, no, but it's getting real specific. Let me just run through the group chat. Love it.

Matt, I've checked our calendar. My wife is free for the kids. So I should be able to make it. Great. Dave, you and your wife share a joint calendar? Matt, oh yeah, we run our lives off the joint calendar. Dave, oh man, I should really get onto that. Matt, yeah, it's a total game changer

for our lives and our relationship, to be honest. It saves time on planning and I don't have to ask the same questions over and over. And I don't have to keep all these important dates in my mind. I can just check the calendar. It means my wife and I don't have to ask the same questions over and over and I don't have to keep all these important dates in my mind. I can just check the calendar. It means my wife and I enjoy time together instead of always discussing logistics." Then Leroy pipes in.

Hey Leroy. So if you put it in your calendar, does that mean like to discuss or you only put it in once it's confirmed? Like if I just lob this golf day into the calendar, does that mean it's locked in? Yeah. And Matt goes, well, there's actually two different strategies that couples can go about using a joint calendar. Totally.

You're really sucking me in. For us, a calendar entries are final. So if the day is empty and you put an event in, then that takes priority. That's who it is. Yeah. So then Tom, who's in the group chat. Tom Wood.

No, no, different Tom. Sorry. He goes, well, should we create one calendar event and invite everyone else? So everyone can yes. Can yes. And then if there's a change to the tee times or the locations, everyone will get updated.

I've actually suggested a joint calendar to Torbs and he wasn't into it. Maybe he would instead rather the drugs and strippers. Maybe. Do you want to do that with him? And I could join Matt with the joint calendar chat. Yeah, maybe, maybe. Can I just say shout out to Matt's wife

who would be so proud that Matt is so into the joint calendar. He said, it is a total game changer. And it is. It's changed our lives. And so I was there laughing at the, the in depth, like this was just the start of it. We're talking, oh, can you subscribe to it? And it was going, I'm like, you know, my phone and everyone's firing up. And then I look into the thing and I just like, I actually laugh cause I go like, what's happened to us? We're all so dull. Yeah. And I'm laughing

and Bridge goes, what are you laughing at? And I go, oh, the group chat for the bucks. And she sees me laughing and hears the word bucks and goes, oh, what are you talking about? And I said, joint calendars. Doesn't that sound like a code word? So I was about to be like, and she's like, come on, mate. Like, tell me what it's really about. What's her name?

I don't mind. What is Cherry and Daisy? Yeah, what are we coming down for? No, I love it. Yeah, so, and also- So big day. I'm pretty sure Matt Searle in the end, shout out to Matt, said this is going to be the most efficient Bucks Day ever.

That is really sweet, I do really like that. You and I have a joint calendar and it's super good. Mm. Cause, has Pippa had her worming tablet recently? Yeah, well when it pops up, we all know, don't we? We all know. Yeah. I wasn't allowed to fly to Sydney until Pippa had her worming tablet.

Yeah. I'm Australian Idol is gonna be late this weekend because Charles had to hang around for Pippa's worming tablet. Yeah. And I'm so sorry to the production staff for that one. Good one. I've got to love to see it here.

Yeah. I've got to love to see it that I don't think you're going to like, but I really like it. Which group chat am I sending this to? Ooh, okay. Send it to Tarp Tower. Because Lily's piped up and says she's not in it. Yeah. All right, now this is a sad one. Okay, send it to Tarp Tower. Cause Lily's popped up and says she's not in it. Yeah. Alright, now this is a sad one.

Okay, hang on. This is from a vet. Like a veterinary. It's very sweet from a local... Nope! No. Tony's blocked her. Do you want me to read it? I've seen this before and it literally

fucked me completely up. So you can share it, but people aren't going to like it. Sitting on the desk at our local veterinary clinic, I almost started crying on the spot. There's a jar and it says goodbye kisses and it's got little chocolates in it. This jar is reserved for our euthanasia appointments because no doggo, it doesn't say doggo. You just added a bit of flair yourself. Because no dog- We say doggo.

Because no little doggy should go to heaven without tasting chocolate. Charles, do you have no fucking heart and soul? How are you laughing, you asshole? This is so sweet. And you imagine like taking your dog in there and you know that it's, you know, maybe it's old or sick or whatever, but it's the day.

Like, what a thoughtful thing to do for people and their pets. When I saw this last night. Don't, I'm thinking about Pippa. Yeah. I just said to, I said, BJ, you're sleeping in the bed tonight. Yeah. And you got to.

Come here, big boy. Yeah. You big scary bear. It makes me so sad thinking about Pippa dying. But I think I do love to see that from the veterinary clinic. What a beautiful thing to do. I think it's so sweet. Yeah.

Oh, well, this is quite a sweet one as well, but I know that you're probably not gonna like it. So we might bring the vibes back up a little bit with maybe an angry Ryan. Oh, great. Hang on. What don't I, Charles, what don't I like? You love everything.

Thank you, Charles. No, you're a very happy boy. Please, please. Okay. What is it? In fact, you know what? I'm having such a great day. I bet I love this. Okay.

Oh, well, I hope that I'm wrong. Is it onion? No, no, no. This is not anything that's going to make you shoot yourself. So Marks and Spencer, Marks and Spencer's, Marks and Spencer, Marks and Spencer's in the UK have just introduced a new checkout aisle. So you know how sometimes in Australia, they have ones that are like,

they don't have any lollies at the thing so that if you're taking your kids through, they won't like ask you for a Kit Kat Chunky and stuff. I don't like that. Well, no, that's what I'm saying. Yes. No, well, they've just introduced a new checkout line called the May Take a Little Longer Till.

And it's for customers that want a chat oh I couldn't think of anything I hate more fuck this place right off see how much I know you would hate that but let me say though I actually think it's so sweet because like there's probably people that are really only because maybe they're old or they live alone or whatever and those Till like those interactions the only time they get to chat with someone. Let me tell you the upside You're never gonna get stuck behind someone having a yarn because they're in that one cuz they've gone through the other till but to the chatty Kathy's know they're a chatty Kathy, you know what I mean?

I think that I would go through the little longer check out once in a while. What about if you work there? But you would- And someone goes, oh Ryan, you're on that till today. And you just go, fuck. No, but see, that's your worst nightmare. That's not mine. If I worked there, I'd be like, put me on the little longer till. Yeah. I would, 1000%. Love talking to people.

And you got one of those faces. And I do have one of those faces. People wanna tell you their life story. And I feel like if I was standing there and I went, hi Margaret, back again. And then she would like that. And I would like it too. I think I should apply for a job.

We're not moving to Bunbury anymore. We are moving to London. I assume there's a Marks and Spencer in Bunbury. Maybe they've got to take a little longer till at the farmers market. Oh. At the Bunbury farmers market. I would get a job there. Would you though?

That would be fun. Well, I've got to, how am I going to pay rent? Would we still do this? Yeah. Oh. Like if we both went. Oh. Do you not want to do?

Could we live apart and do it online? That wouldn't be fun. I don't think it'd be the same. I remember how yesterday we kissed about car washes. Oh my God. What are not want to do? Could we leave a part and do it online? That wouldn't be fun. I don't think it'd be the same. I remember how yesterday we kissed about car washes. Oh my God. Or you can do kiss a zoom screen. No, so true. Yeah.

Do jerk myself off after every episode. Yeah. What am I porn? Yeah, no, so true. Have two massage chairs. Oh, well. We could get half. We could get two massage chairs here.

Which half of the massage chair you want? Oh, dueling massage chairs. No one thought about that. If we were to split the massage chair, which half would you want? I would want the top half, cause my feet are really sore and I can't use the bottom.

So yeah, I really like the part that goes like on your arms. Yeah, that's nice. And then Ryan would then get the iPad screen so he could control when you use it. Cause that's at the bottom. Ooh, that sounds like one of those vibrators that like someone else controls. Anyway, um, back to this. Love that. Love to see that.

Tony and I both have vibrators in and Taffas control it. And we play chess. For 24 hours. Oh my God, I'd need a fucking IV drip. Imagine how dehydrated you'd be. I regret saying that. I regret saying that. Your penis would go back inside itself because you'd do so many cums.

It would be like a road cone that had been gone over with a trap. Battered. Have you ever had a PB day? What's a PB day? Like? Peanut butter? Nah, like personal best. And you just see how many you can crack out.

No. Same. What is your PB? Nah, I've never done it. But if you had, what would it be? Nah, I don't know. Go on though. Do you know?

Just say a random number. Nah, none, zero. Just say a number. I'm waiting for marriage. Someone else has obviously already happened. Okay, cool. Tomorrow on the show. Maybe the question for today's episode is,

have you ever had a PB day? No, it's not it's normal or nah Okay, oh no one asked tomorrow. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, Tapa. Kasia has a normal or not tomorrow. She's from Denmark Yeah, and the place or the country For the country is a place The city or the country because you know how I thought the the princess was from Bumpery? Cause it was Denmark. Yeah. Yeah.

Wait, she the princess? Yeah. She's from Tasmania. Yeah. Or is that someone else? No, no, that's her. Mary of Denmark. Is from Tasmania, which is not in Western Australia.

But that's not Denmark. No, she's Denmark. So true. Yep. Bye. See ya. Love you. Bye. Better Help Online Therapy bought this 30 second ad to remind you right now, wherever you are, Remind you right now, wherever you are, to unclench your jaw. Relax your shoulders.

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