Toni and Ryan - Ridiculous PARTY TRICKS (That'll Make You Laugh)

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur, bestselling Dr. Arthur, Tony Lodge and Gropey Tony Lodge as it were. Gropey Lodge. We're standing next to each other at the approvals desk and Tony's felt the need to touch my hand and I didn't hate it.

Yeah, there you go. Don't do it again while we call. Oh, don't grab me on the tit. The people that can't see what just happened just feel like I did. Sarah McDonald, Gold Coast, call her please. Roll up, roll up like I did. Sarah McDonald, Gold Coast, call her please. Roll up, roll up, Sarah McDonald. Hello, Sarah.

It's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Good things. How are you guys? We're good. I've got to say, Sarah, straight off the bat. Give us your Scooby Doo impersonation. All right, let me warm up the vocal cords. Oh, that was actually there. Still there. Yes. Back now. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. That was honestly incredible. Did you know that they filmed the Scooby Doo movies in on the gold coast, like up in Queensland?

So is that why were you in the film? I am actually Scooby-Doo at Medi-World. I don't know what's better, the impression or the boldness of saying, guys called me for an approval and I'll give you my Scooby-Doo impression. Great impression of Scooby-Doo. I love that. Uh, Sarah, will you approve today's episode? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. impression of Scooby Doo. I love that. Sarah, will you approve today's episode? Absa-fucking-lutely.

Yes! Well, rock, roll, Sarah! Ha ha ha! Yee! Ha ha ha! Scoob! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! It's Sarah from the Gold Coast, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to Australia, where it's the AFL Grand Final tomorrow. And if you're in Victoria, congratulations that you got a public holiday to do. Isn't it crazy if you have a public holiday on Friday because there's a game of football tomorrow. Yeah, I just love Victoria. We just need to get ready. You know, Victoria has the most public holidays of any state in Australia.

It's too soon in the year to do fucked fact, but that is crazy. Yeah. That is huge. Because like Victoria is the only one that has a day off for the grand final and for the Melbourne Cup as well. Oh yeah, King's birthday. Like horse is a bit random, but like, okay. Day off, I'll take it. Well, everybody has that, it's just at different times.

Yeah. But like in WA, they don't have like extra days and they have like a WA day long weekend, but still Victoria has more. Yeah. Yeah. Most in Australia. Is that a great fact? That is great. And I don't want to ruin the great tone of what a great energy it is today on YouTube, but when I walked in today, Sophie went, nice shirt. And she, you really did.

So you did do that. So in fairness to Ryan, you did do that. I'm wearing my mind the gap t-shirt from the UK. Do you know what I think? So we actually might've done. She might've gone, my shirt, babe. She might've dropped a babe. I feel the last person that laundered that shirt. So if you actually might've done, she might've gone, my shirt, babe. She might've dropped a babe.

I feel the last person that laundered that shirt. Well, Ryan actually did because we did a load of whites and he put that shirt with red dye on it in with all of our white clothes. A few pairs of pink socks now, which is interesting. Yeah. So, uh, thank you for those. This is what happens when we're housemates. Um, to be fair, it is majority white.

And when you put a white shirt into like the laundry bin, you don't- I've got a really nasty question for you. And I don't, I don't actually, I don't want you to take this personally. Well, I already have. Have you ever? Had a shower. Done a load of washing. How fucking dare you?

Like when was the last time? Now there's a question. Where like? No, I obviously have because I, you know. Lived alone and blah, blah. Owned many properties. Yes. Congratulations. Um, but. Sorry., but you know what?

The thing is I'm lashing out because I'm on land. And now that I have decided I'm a sea dog, I think it's just, it's hard for me because you know how some people are uncomfortable on the sea. I'm uncomfortable on land. And so I've just, my dear, really, really to like, climatize back to the earth. If you're a tarpa that listens every day, you would have heard Tony discover that she's actually going to move to live on a houseboat. That was yesterday's episode.

If you're watching on YouTube, there's an episode every day, an audio version, and you can hear Tony discover who she really is in real time. And yesterday's episode, if you've got to spare 50 minutes, I think that. Yeah, it was two minutes of comedy and 48 minutes of, how do we get on the house? Of logistics chat about the houseboat. Yeah, well, okay. To answer your question, how long?

No, I do some washing. Not much, to be fair, but I have- Cause you know the basics of like, oh, that's never been washed before. So I wouldn't put it with something. I don't do that. I just wear clothes to be fair. I'm actually new to print because usually every single piece of T-shirt I own is just

like a plain color. So now that you mention it, it does seem like this is the kind of thing that maybe shouldn't be put in the whites. Just, no, just the first time you wash it, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have washed it alone. But we're looking all pretty and pink for the rest of the week there in the UK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Summer pinks. Summer pinks.

Um, Jack Fitz who listens to the podcast. Uh, Jake Fitz is dick in my ass. That would really go well on sea. I was saying on the water, on the open water. Do you have anything to say about Mike Fitz? Mike Fitzpatrick from the ABC? No. Good. Who's that? The guy you've been hung out with. Well, he's a Fitz as well.

Don't know if that Fitz. I haven't tried. Sorry. No, no, no. Okay. Go on. Yeah. Yeah. Jack Fitz. No relation. Does he? It's the same joke.

We can spend the next hour milking that joke. That's too far. I'd say. Jack Fitz. I've known how to say the alphabet backwards for years, but I've never heard of it. milking that joke. That's too far, I'd say. Jack Fitz. I've known how to say the alphabet backwards for years, but it wasn't until my uni lecturer today said, does anyone know how to say it backwards?

And I went, I've been playing my whole life for this. I'm so impressed when people can do that. I can't. So Jack says it's kind of this party trick that I've been sitting on and any other tapas have any random things that they've had the chance to use. And I thought going into a Friday, going into party time, leaving the land for the last time, let's talk about party tricks. So this feels a bit like fucked fact energy for me because I love little things like this. And I'm so easily impressed.

Can you do that backwards? Sorry. I know I'm derailing you thing. Hey, no, it would take me hours and I'd have to go bit by bit, but you go, you're a gun at this stuff. Starting in five, four, three, two, one. 2, 1. Z, Y, X, V, U, W, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, H, G, F, E, D, B, C, A. KJ. HG. FEDBC. A.

Did I actually do it? You got 25 right. What did I do? What did I get wrong? You said BC at the end. You got right to there. Oh, my God. I was like, oh, my God, this is amazing. And then you got too cocky with three letters to go and fucked it right up.

Everybody knows the ABCs. Yeah, that was the easiest. If you had said the easiest part of the whole thing. If you had have nailed those three and said the others out of order with confidence, we would have gone, OK, I actually almost nailed that. That was pretty good. Pretty, pretty embarrassing. The part that I did fuck up, though.

So I don't have a party trick. What are the people's? I love party. I'm such a sucker for this shit. It's the same how I love magic tricks. I just, I love it. We're going from Jack Fates to Anita Dixon. And we won't be commenting.

OK, will we? I need a dick, son. What do you need? Cause I need a dick son. Yeah. I'm on the gap. Nice shirt, babe. Is it Jack feeds Anita Dixon or Jack fits Dixon in an ada. Just couple of questions I've come across today. Come across being my friend's name. No, across would be the name.

I've come across. No, no, no. Go, please. Yeah. You need to correct me. No. Well, yeah, like if their name is come across, I've come across. That's not. No, that's what did you say? Yeah, sorry. And just, yeah, I'll watch it on YouTube.

Yeah, rewatch it, but skip back 15 seconds and figure it out. We haven't even read her thing because it's pretty fucked. So we're just going to take a breath. And I used to date a blind guy who would take his glass eye out at parties. Oh my God. He wasn't great at putting them back in. So it always looks grim afterwards. Like it's, please put it back.

Like just not quite right. And also because like everyone's had a couple. Yeah. It was blind. So I used to, yeah, he wouldn't know. a couple. Yeah. He was blind. So I used it. Yeah, he wouldn't know. Well, he was from the other eye. I was like, you just said that I had a couple.

I was like, yeah, he was blind. Yeah, yeah, OK. So it's not our best day. We're fucking we're on land. I'm on the boat. Yeah, in my mind. So that's a guy that Anita Dixon used to date. Uh huh. Yeah.

Uh, my now husband, uh, has a prosthetic leg and sometimes he takes it off at parties and uses it as a microphone. Yeah. Cause he has a couple of you gets legless. They're welcome on the boat anytime. Before anyone says anything. No, I don't have a disability fetish. It's just a coincidence. Oh, Anita.

Anita Dixon. Um, I love the thought of it being a microphone. Everyone's out here. I think that's so funny. Um, you know how we did tar parking, parking, which for those of you new to the pod, was basically whoever could do the worst car park would get a shout out. Yeah. I think we sent them merch.

We did. We rewarded them and they were horrific car parks. Is a fun contest for the weekend. Send us a photo of the most random thing you've used as a microphone. I do like that. Did you think I was going to say something about take your leg off? No, I didn't. But I did. Challenge for the weekend.

I did think. After all the Anita Dixon and the Mike Fitz jokes, I wondered where it was going. Challenge for the weekend. Try and fit a dick in. So in today's episode, thread in Facebook, send through a photo of you using something that's not a micro and it can just be you holding it up for a lull. Yeah. Because I was about to go grab that cactus that's behind you.

But then I realized it's a cactus. What could I use? I'm just thinking about all the things that I've got on my houseboat. Maybe I could find some Shelts cause I'm on the sea. Seashells, she sells by the seashore. Exactly right. You've always said that. Amber Clark said, I can sing Mary had a little lamb with my mouth closed and you can still hear all the words. Should I be impressed by that?

I don't get it. I don't think, I don't know what I'm supposed to be impressed by. Um, do you want to, let's see how hard it is for the regular person. Oh, okay. Am I impressed by that? I don't get it. I don't think, I don't know what I'm supposed to be impressed by. Do you want to, let's see how hard it is for the regular person. Oh, okay. Gone. My mouth's closed. You can still hear all the words. Oh, wow. Wow.

Oh, wow. Wow. Brie says, how does a party have to be for you to have to do a trick? Oh, Brie, just because you don't have a trick. Yeah, that's not something that's not something that someone with a good trick would need to say. Exactly right. Tarati, my mum taught me and my siblings how to fit our fists in our mouth and at parties, she would yell party trick and all four of our siblings would go, okay. I can't do it. Finally, I've got three party tricks because I don't want to be mean.

Three. There's three here and you're going to choose which one that you're going to attempt to finish off this bit. I've already nailed two. I know that's one that we're going for the trifecta. Number one, Claire can pronounce that Welsh town. That's like, Oh yeah. Like 9,000 letters long. Yeah.

I've got it written here. Um, so like it's Claire said it a few times, it'll be like in pub true here and it's like, Oh, that's good. Uh, Rachel can put an entire face of makeup on with only her boobs. Like on, um, is it on the breakfast club where she puts the lipstick on with her, with her boobs? I don't know why. Molly Ringworm.

I thought- Molly Ringwald. Molly Ringworm. That's a joke. That's a joke from community. I forgot the real name. I thought you've used the scary one. I forgot the real name. It's like you've used the scary movie name instead of the scary.

Yeah. And Kate Hill said, I can cross my ankles behind my head. OK, she says bit of a waste of a talent because there's only one person that gets to see it. At a time. OK, I don't have any makeup with me, but I do have a lip balm. one person that gets to see it. At a time. Um, okay. I don't have any makeup with me, but I do have a lip balm. I could do the makeup one.

I've tried that. Okay. You're not wanting to try the ankles behind the head of pronouncing the town. We could do a three at once. Um, I could try the lip balm one. Okay. Do we have a lip balm one. Okay. Do we have a lip? Let's go. I know.

Cause from last Friday, the contentious, but can you just go to the white lip balm? Sophie on my desk, there's a red lipstick looking lip balm. It's like a tube. Don't get the wrong one, man. You could end up on a podcast. Yeah. And that would be terrible. Ladies and gentlemen, just like Rachel Kovar, Tony will now apply makeup using her boobs.

Okay, ready? For those of you listening, he's not going well. You look, oh, you look great. I'm going to try and fit my dicks in. That's how good you look. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I think I'll stick with the ABC. Yeah, well Mary had a little lamb.

Little lamb. She has a little lamb. It's Sarah from the Gold Coast and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreons. Bunch of people with party tricks over there. I must say. Party guys there. I'm so sorry. Rough day on the boat.

Uh, Helen de Mellon. Good on you, Helen. Reese Rauw, Helen Tebs. Two Hellens. They've been to Helen back. Elizabeth Waring and Constantino. The Constantino? I don't know. But.

Two Hellens and a magician. Wow. That sounds like the beginning of such a joke. Two Hellens and a magician walking to a house, but it's mine. Would you like a drink? Thank you so much for listening to our podcast. We do really appreciate it. And today is available on YouTube if you want to watch it.

And if you're watching on YouTube and we're new to YouTube, we've actually got 700 episodes, a big juicy back catalog, and we have an audio version five days a week. So come over and join us to search for Tony and Ryan on the podcast house. You'll have a great time. It's actually awesome. You can learn a lot about houseboats on this podcast. Should we change the name of it? Houseboatcast?

Yeah, with Tony and Ryan. What about instead of like hell in a hand basket, it's like hell in a houseboat. Yes. Then the two Hellens make sense as well. Um, also very shamelessly, please vote for us in the people's listeners choice award in the Australian podcast awards. All the links are kind of around, but, um, make sure that if you vote, you get a little email, make sure you hit confirm. Yeah.

And we want to win it. We want to win it. Yeah. Because if we win it, we might then be able to get a houseboat. I think that's the prize. Well, that would be a great prize. Is there a prize? I don't think so.

Besides ego? Besides like- Besides knowing I'm better than everyone else? Well, that's- That's obviously not what it is. Yeah. I mean, for some people it is. Actually, you're right.

For some people it is, but for us, we don't care. They're not humble people with houseboats. No, I'd rather be chill on a boat. Oh, and you've always said that. Yeah. And my lifelong dream since yesterday is owning a houseboat. And now this is the person I am. Yeah.

Um, but you know what may be a problem you wouldn't have to worry about if you lived on the ocean. Bin chat. I think maybe that's the ultimate problem. Is it? Well, yeah, cause you got to take it somewhere. You can't just throw it off the boat. Obviously.

Right. Like, obviously we've talked about bin chat as a concept throughout the podcast quite a lot of times. Yeah. We've talked about, um, the logistics of what day bin day is, how sometimes it's not weekly and overflowing your bin. And also when it's okay to ask your guests that come over for New Year's, whether it's okay if they take some rubbish home with them.

Cause your bins are full. We haven't discussed that. Tony has said that and been. I did get shamed for that one. It was, it was necessary. Our bins are full and it was not the right time. Anyway, if you go to someone's house and they say, can you take some garbage home with you? Have they been back since Josh and Brie?

They haven't actually. And they've just moved to the US for a few months. So, you know why? To get the fuck away from you. Well, I'll see him soon. I'll cruise over there on my houseboat across the seven you. Well, I'll see him soon. I'll cruise over there on my houseboat across the seven seas. Well, it's just one big one, but.

But like, that's just what us. Sea folk say anyway. So there has been a lot of bin chat on this podcast, and I thought this is a perfect place to bring a little dilemma that I have at the moment. Recently. Am I about to get outed? Is someone being outed? I feel nervous.

You're being very defensive. I am, I'm nervous. What bin crimes have you committed? Oh, I'm just always binning stuff and I just, I'm nervous. What bin crimes have you committed? Why are you getting so defensive? No, I'm, I'm defensive. Why are you being defensive?

I don't want to answer in case I incriminate myself, but please continue. But only a guilty person would feel like they were about to be incriminated. Yeah. What have you done? Well, I wouldn't say. No, you have to say. Because imagine if I say and you go, oh no, not that. Well, this is a safe space.

It's the opposite of a safe space. I've, it's been shamed. Energy. But I mean, you just shamed me quite a lot. So you know how I said I would put the bins out here at work and then like never did it. Yeah. Sophie, our producer, Sophie is now doing that. Yeah.

Just like whenever you shame me about the plants being dead, Sophie now waters them, not me. Yeah. Sophie, you may have to take some more jobs on. There's a sign in our office that says it's Monday, take the bin out and then it's crossed out and says Tuesday's crossed out and says Tuesday or maybe Wednesday. And that's still not right.

We still don't really know what day it is. Sophie, do you know what day it is? I'm pretty sure it's Wednesday. Oh, I thought it was Thursday. No, is Wednesday the day we take it out or is Wednesday the day it comes? Wednesday we take it out. So put it out on a Wednesday, it gets emptied on a Thursday morning. Okay. Yeah. Okay. It's gone down the week as we go by the end of the year, it could be Sunday.

And I haven't reprinted the sign. I've just like crossed it out with Sharpie every time. Every time we go, no, I don't think it was out. And then I go, what day did it go? We go, I don't know. The bits been on the curb for four days. So we don't know which one it actually took. The bins been out the front for three weeks.

Oh my God. Yeah. Anyway, no, I actually am not coming for you. Great. I'm also not confessing a crime of my own. Okay. This is an external crime that's been committed against me. Recently, we had some tradies at the house doing some stuff for us.

Yeah. Traders. And I just, I don't really know the legalities around this. I need some advice. So everybody listening, everyone watching on YouTube, feel free to comment. You, Ryan, Sophia, I guess as well. We're all ready. We're all ready.

Because they left for the day and went, Oh, hope you don't mind. So that'd been working there all day. They go, Oh, as a throwaway comment, hope you don't mind. We popped, um, some luck, couple of things in your bin. And I went, Oh, Oh, okay. Yep. I checked both bins and they were chock a fucking block. Of what?

Of like random packets of stuff that they used and like offcuts of shit and just like all of the like packaging from the materials that they used and things like that. My question is, what are the legalities around that? Are they allowed to socially do that? Well, I don't think it's socially. I think it's professionally because they're building something. Yeah. I think, okay, so one time we had, oh, that was like gardening and stuff.

And they ended up hiring a mini skip. Yeah. But then I had to, I go, Oh, how much is that? And they go, Oh, it's this much of the day. And I kind of go, Oh, is there a way we can not do that? Sure. So my question is, did you provide a, a bit of mini skip or anything for the stuff? Well, no, I, no, I didn't. Yeah.

Right. Okay. I didn't know that that would be something, but the last time, so Benny, when he made that furniture for us, he got a beautiful bench seat made for us. He took all his rubbish away. And I just, and so like, cause I'm really torn, cause I'm like, is this just something you're supposed to expect? Is this what people do? And then they go, Oh, I hope you don't mind popped a few things in your bin. And I was like, in my mind, it was a Wednesday, right? And I was like, Oh, the bins just went out yesterday. So that's fine. But they were full. They filled my bin back up. All right. So then what am I supposed to do? It's clear to me that they don't live in the same world as you because Tony is like default is like 99% of that bin is getting filled up.

Our bin gets full every week. Yeah. So they must be living in La La Land in some kind of world where people have just got spare bin space. No one does. Have they never listened to this podcast? Bins? There's a whole commodity bin space.

Yeah. But I just, I think that like, so they left. Cause I think it's fine. I think it's fine. But I think a few things in the bin is not filling up two bins. Yeah. Like that is just not the same thing.

And so I'm like, is there, no, I didn't. But if the option of like, we'll get a mini skip so that we can get all of our things taken out, I think don't give me the option. Just say that's part of the cost. Work it into the cost. Yep. Yep.

Because then when you got an option, you went, oh, well, I don't really want to pay a few hundred dollars for that thing. But also like, I think that the cost of doing your work is like, if built into what it costs, is you disposing of your rubbish. But now like you filled up my bins. All right. Which feels just like so offensive. And invasive. And like now what am I supposed to, I actually, I took some rubbish to my sisters. I brought some

rubbish here. Like, cause if they were fucking full, what was I rubbish to my sisters. I brought some rubbish here. Like, cause if they were fucking full, what was I supposed to do? Okay. Business chat. Business chat. No, no, no. You can't call me out here. I'm not calling you out. Although you did say tell me what you think. So I have them for below. Oh no, no, no. True, true, true, true.

Uh, just. Binsness chat. Business chat. Binsness chat. When you found out that those tradies had filled your bins, look inside your soul. What was your first thought? It feels like it was shock, disbelief, frustration. Yeah, it was probably like, oh, fuck that, like, filled the bin up. And when you saw our boy Benny, who did some stuff at your place and he took his stuff with him,

well, were you just like, what a good dude. Yeah. Well, cause when, um, cause I was like, Oh, do you need a hand with anything? He goes, Oh no, we'll take all that with us. And you just go, Oh, it's so freeing. Well, it's as if I'm on, I feel like I'm on a houseboat because I'm so relaxed. Well, there was part of it though, where I was like, Oh, what a great thing that you do.

So in my mind, probably use the term like value add. I'm like, Oh, how good I don't have to worry about that. So this is where bins and this chat comes in. Yeah. If you needed something Benny related, wouldn't you just get straight back on the blower? Oh, 100% Because he just left you with this good feeling.

Great taste in your mouth. He didn't have to do it, but he did because he's a good dude. Now, now, if you needed the other guys, has that left a bit of a sting? Have you gone, oh. They were so great at the rest of it. Oh, look at that Jack. No, no, no. And the only thing that made me go, hmm, was the bin.

And look at us now days later. That gave me a huge, it left a lasting impact because I was like, it's now impacted other parts of my life. I now I'm thinking about, well, where am I going to scurry rubbish to? Yeah. Our neighbors have been away for six weeks, right? Yeah. And we've been like, you know, checking on their house and stuff and now they're back.

And so I can't even put all the extra rubbish in their bins. Have you been filling their bins all this time? No, I actually haven't. Oh, you're right. No, I actually didn't think about it until now. They've been away since the bin day on July 5th. No, we heard them come home the other day and I was like, oh, they're back, thank God.

Like, awesome, they're home safe. Did they come over and say everything all good with the house and you go, yeah, except these fucking guys kept turning up and putting stuff in your bin. So that's so weird. If there's any Domino's boxes stuffed at the bottom, that was them. These cardboard boxes that looked like they belong in that new thing I just got.

Yeah. Yeah. Us watching a new TV and being like, Oh, a Sony Bravia box cut up in your bin. That's weird. I feel the frustration with you, but I also, I don't know. I just would like to know where people sit on the scale of like, is this coach? Like, is this actually okay? Because I don't think it is.

Haven't we all been taught, and maybe this is a Australian thing, or maybe this is my family, but you leave a place. Leave it better than you found it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which is why I asked Josh and Brie to take their rubbish with them. And you didn't like that.

And you actually just advocate. You just advocate for that way of life. Well, then why did they move to America to get away from you? Yeah, Kate, that doesn't add up. That must be unrelated. Oh, guys, I have some news. You know how last week we had a meeting at that place? Yeah.

Uh, we got a review. What? Cause you're like, it like, it's similar with the Airbnb, you know, it's like, I reviewed their place and they reviewed us. What you have an account? Cause I found it on a website or whatever. Like it was a workspace. And it said, Ryan, Tony and Sophie were a delight.

They left the room sparkling clean, just like they found it. Would happily host again, said Jacinta. Jacinta's invited on the houseboat. There's just no other way of putting it. Yeah. And hasn't that left a nice taste in your mouth? Oh, and we already were like, we would come back and work here for the day again, except for that guy that came in, tried to play music. That was a bit random. He goes up out of a church group and we already were like, we would come back and work here for the day again, except for that guy that came in and tried to play music. That was a bit random.

He goes, I'm part of a church group and we play the ukulele. Oh, ukulele. Would you like us to come in and play some music? And we went, oh, thank you. No, thank you. Two questions for people today. One, should tradies take their rubbish? And two, is it normal for when you're in a work meeting for a guy to walk in off the

street and threaten you to play a ukulele at you with his church group? And he goes, I've just, I've just hopped off the tram and saw you guys in a work meeting for a guy to walk in off the street and threaten you to play ukulele at you with his church group. And he goes, I've just, I've just hopped off the tram and saw you guys in here. And I thought I'd offer you a beautiful offering. Do you mind if we play some music in here? I go, we're actually in the middle of a meeting right now, bud. And he goes, Oh, can you rent this place out? And we went, yeah, we don't own it though. And he goes, Jeff, how much is it?

And I was like, yeah, I don't know. So we've rented it out and he goes, yeah, so should I bring the whole band in? And he's like, yeah, I don't know. So we've rented it out. And he goes, yeah. So should I bring the whole band in? And he's like, yeah, well I'm Damien by the way. And so lovely to meet you guys. And so if you know, I will like, is this, this is happening? That was crazy. I wonder where Damien is now.

Playing ukulele in that room. For Jacinta. Jacinta goes five stars on the ukulele. Damien, good on you. Welcome back anytime. I've got your love to see it here. Um, and it is a bit tradie related. Someone's given up the tradies and decided to do a job themselves.

Okay. Just send you a photo of this, um, in a Facebook group that I've, um, get sponsored on Facebook all the time. Nikki says, I'm about to cry. Today is my husband and I's anniversary and my husband's out of town. And I was going to surprise him by finishing up the tile job in our master bathroom that's been delayed for two years. And she's like, you know what?

I'm gonna do this for him before he gets back. What a great treat. That is a great treat. Cause wouldn't you just walk back in and go, oh my God, incredible. Anyway, I've just sent you a photo of what it looks like. Nikki says the grout I used to set it dried way too quickly. It's black and it actually looks like a shower from the movie Saw.

I was about to say it looks like a grimy horror movie scene. It looks like a place that you don't leave alive. And Nicky said, I'm really I'm bawling my eyes out. I'm so stressed. I can't afford to hire someone to redo it. Does anyone know what I can do? The post has 1.3 thousand reactions on it of people trying to help and stuff. And the top comment with eight and a half thousand likes is from V and it says, put on lingerie and sit in the middle of it. He won't even notice. and it says, put on lingerie and sit in the middle of it. He won't even notice.

And I read that and I pissed myself. I thought that was just like so silly and cute. And then the original poster, Nicky was like, thank you for giving me a laugh. Like I'm really stressing about it. And other people were giving really good, people like, oh, I'm a Tyler fucking 40 years. I can help you with that and whatever.

So people were really getting around her, but I just, I thought that was really sweet and funny. Oh, second top comment. Tony Lodge just moved to a houseboat. Yeah. Crazy. It's me commenting from my burner account. We're done getting a bloody tradie

and they'll fill up your bins. I'm that guy on Facebook now. You might have a fuck shower, but at least your bins aren't full. At least your bins aren't full. Of all the new terms that we've come up with here at the Tony and Ryan podcast over the last three years. Lenergy, that's a fresh one.

That's a fresh one, Lenergy. What do you think is the most fucked? And so feel free to, if there's one that comes to mind that's fucked. Probably, what's the one population- to mind that's fucked. Probably. What's the one population paste? Got it in one sister. I'd fucking take your population patient in one.

You might take it in one, but you won't say it in one. My bin's full. I'll fill your bin. Yeah. You see my dump truck? My thicket, but. When you move onto their houseboat, the people on the other ships won't be the Yeah. You see my dump truck, my thick butt. When you move onto the houseboat, the people on the other ships won't be the only seaman you see.

Things you can say on a houseboat and also the bedroom. James Lynch. Hi, James. As a tarpa. G'day, Jimmo. And- Jimmo, fucking hell. Jimmo went to see-

Lynchy. Lynchy, the big JL, went to see Bianca Del Rio show. Oh, the drag queen. Yeah. And they had a Q and A at the end. And I think when you go to the show, everyone writes their questions and puts them in and she just like puts, you know, pulls out a few and answers the question. And big Jimbo wrote, he just thought for a loli put in the box, like never expecting it to get read out.

And they never do. Your questions never ever get read out. I actually regret this, you love to say it. G'day Bianca. Whilst tucking, have you ever accidentally or otherwise squirted your own population paste into your own asshole? accidentally or otherwise squirted your own population paste into your own asshole. The whole crowd died from laughter, just like the graphicness of that person. I also love the little caveat while tucking or otherwise, like, just in general of you. Oh, I think accidentally or like, was it an accident or like maybe?

Yeah, but. They nearly died from laughing, as did the rest of the audience. And it was like an actually great moment because they, like we did, discovered that term and everyone just had to like take a breath and fucking. Also, Bianca Del Rio is not Australian. And that is a very Australian sounding question. The population base. Even the GID I made at the top as well really makes it.

That is hilarious. I had to explain, you know, who's asked this and they are, there's this podcast in Australia and someone sent it in and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The whole crowd. They talked about us. The whole crowd had a big time laughing. And then Bianca said, well,

we've all learned something here today, but to answer your question, yes, I have twice. Oh, wow. Love it. So do without information what you will have a great weekend. If you tell us about your party trick next week. Yes. I figured out how to come in my own asshole. Tony.

Sorry. Please. That's allowed in the Hasbro community. Please in the- That's allowed in the Hasbro community. Please in the Facebook group, if you're not in the Facebook group, come and join us. What are you about to ask for? No, it's the microphone.

The microphone. And don't use that. Oh no. That would be a funny one though. Not for the Instagram. Could I use yours for a photo? No. Reporting live, it's wet down here.

You know how the Hawthorne Football Club social media team is the best, and they've got that tiny little microphone? The tiny microphone. That's what it would be. I still want to do it. Okay. Watch this space. Sophie, you don't have to take the photo.

She does. Redacted. Love you so much. Thank you for watching. Thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Have an amazing weekend. And like we said, if you need to catch up 700 fucking episodes to listen to, keep across it. I'll work on my sign off for next week. Love you. Bye. Bye.