Toni and Ryan - Right Hole, Wrong House

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Now, just to bring you behind the scenes here at Tarp Tower. There has been a bit of discussion about Princess Mary of Denmark not being from the town in Western Australia called Denmark, but actually the country of Denmark. Well, she's not even from there. Isn't she from?

Tony goes, oh, apparently she has some cousin that's Australian. I was like, no, she's from here. But I thought that she even from there. Isn't she from? Tony goes, oh, apparently she has some cousin that's Australian. I was like, no, she's from, she's from here. Yeah, but I thought that she was from Denmark. And then because everyone was like, in my life, when I said that as a kid, I was like, oh, yeah, because she's from Denmark. And they were like, no, she's not. I was like, oh, she mustn't be Australian.

I've like gotten it so wrong. Anyway, we then spent about three and a half hours discussing geography and places that have names of other places and shit's gone wild. Coincidence chat of countries and towns. Yep. So anyway, we're about to call Emma and she's in Perth, which is a town in Scotland. And I don't know.

That's very funny. I saw this on the list and I was like, Perth, I get it. I'm from there, but that's great. No, it's actually not great because after the last three hours we've had, I just thought, I don't know. We just need to be serious. I don't know if I've got time for this. You know what I mean?

It's not that I didn't know where the countries were. I just didn't know her origins and that's all. Who are we calling? What's her name? Princess Mary. Fuck you. Is that my favourite Aussies? Emma. I hope so.

It's Princess Mary, your favourite Aussies. It's Margot Robbie, right? It is Margot Robbie, yes. No, unfortunately, it's just Tony and Ryan. Sorry, Emma. Sorry about that, mate. You'll do. Hello.

How's Perth in Scotland at the moment, Emma? Cold. Cold. Doesn't sound like Perth. How's Perth in Australia? Yeah, well, see, this is the thing. It's a dry heat. But do you enjoy the Perth chat, Emma, even though it's the wrong one?

I mean, Perth is a Perth. We're all friends here. I actually couldn't have said that better myself. That's just beautiful. That is beautiful. Did you write that? Do you want to know something even more beautiful about Emma? Tell me. Emma was a contestant on The Chase. Oh my God, who was your chaser?

The Beast. The Beast. Did you win? No, he got me on the last step. Oh, were you chasing by yourself? You didn't have a full stack with you? No, he got me on the last step. Oh, were you chasing by yourself? You didn't have a full stack with you? No, no, but two people on my team got through to the end and ended up winning, so I was like, oh, really happy for you guys. Oh, so you got lost on

the chase, not on the final chase. Oh, my land, I'm so sorry. Did you take the high offer? I took what I earned. I thought that was the fair answer. That is fair. That is fair. Though sometimes you do watch it and go, oh, just go the extra. Like, you've got it in you, but oh, imagine. What do you think of those people that go the low one?

Suck a cock. Like, puss up. Do you know what I mean? Nah, don't take the low offer. Anyway, Emma, now that we've done game show chat, would you approve today's episode? Oh, I'd love to. You don't lose on this show. That's bullshit. Anyway, Emma, now that we've done game show chat, would you approve today's episode? Oh, I'd love to.

Legend. You don't lose on this show. That's the thing. Everyone's a winner or loser depending on which way you look at it. He is Emma from The Other Paris in Scotland and I approve this podcast. All right, welcome to the show. Still wet, still happy, still windy. Yep, still crazy here in Melbourne.

And you know how we go through ebbs and flows with confessions? Yeah. And sometimes they get a bit arsehole heavy. And we've tried to like wean off a little bit. Yeah. Well, today we're right back in there. Oh, I like being in the asshole. Yeah.

I like getting in the asshole. I like being in the asshole. Oh, confessions. And if today's your first ever show, welcome. My name's Ryan. This is Tony. We've already done that. Yeah.

But just, you know, that's Tony. I like Ryan's asshole. And Ryan mine. I'm married to Bridget. Tony has a partner called Torbs. Excuse me? Who are our partners after five. Thank you.

Wow. During the day. Who are you trying to fucking impress? Wow. A boy on Grindr sent me a photo of him in his current state. Oh. I like the hand gesture you just did. Yeah, I would describe that as strong and throbbing.

A stalk on. A stalk on. He told me the address and he told me the door was open and he told me to come in and do what I had to do. Oh. I did exactly what he said, but I walked in and there was a mother and a baby sitting there on the couch. I was in shock. So, I stopped, turned around and walked out of the house. Hang on. So, they said, come around and just do it and then leave. They were having sex and then

he realized there was other people there or he walked in. He walked in the door and there's a mother and a child sitting there. And he went, well, I'm obviously in the wrong house or room or whatever. Panic. Turns around and walks out. You can't just walk into people's house. Yeah.

If that happened to me, I would scream full of lies. The mother came outside looking scared, angry and confused. What are you doing? Who are you looking for? What's going on? What the fuck is going on? I said I'm looking for a friend, but I don't know what his name is. Because the mystery. Oh, not the murder mystery. She now looks even more scared, more angry and more confused, which is totally fair considering how suspect my answer was. 100%.

If there's one thing I have to say about this confessor is that he's very aware that they have fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, I'm so sorry. I just, I met someone on Grindr. I was here for a hookup and I've come into the place and there must have been some mistake. And she goes, nah, you're in the right place.

Takes off her clothes and that's the mystery person. Oh, bonchie-co-ow-ow. Wow. That's a movie you'd watch. That's a porno I'd watch for sure. The mother goes, oh, grinder, hookup. Oh, the hook up. Oh, my God. Imagine if she did.

Grinder. And then they both laugh. And they go, gee, let's do it. And then she goes, yeah, anyway, so my kid's here. Can you put your dick away? Yeah, so can you fuck off? Get the fuck out of my house. The mother goes, yeah, anyway, so my kid's here. Can you put your dick away? Yeah, so can you fuck off? Get the fuck out of my house. The mother goes, Grindr, hook up.

Oh, for fuck's sake. You're thinking of Troy. He's in the unit next door. And I know that sounds, but she's like, and I just went, how many times has this happened? Does this person not know their own address? Yeah, I think it was like. Or are they a 6A and there's a 6B or something like that?

Yeah, I think it's one of those. Or it's like a number nine, but like apartment two. Oh. And she goes, Troy. No, no names. Another boy's here. That is so fucking funny. And I don't want to out anyone, but there is a thing about Troys.

It's always a Troy. Is it? When there's drama, there's a Troy. If there's no Troy, there's no drama. I've only ever met one Troy in my life. Drama? Nah, it was like a girl I went to school with. It was like her older brother. Oh, he was bad news. Oh, was he? Oh. They all are. They all are. Confession number two.

After pooping in the nurse's bathroom at my work i realized there was no i realized after pooping in the nurse's bathroom at my work i realized there was no toilet paper and no paper towel no paper towel now this sounds familiar in sight. Now, this sounds familiar. Yeah. And I was about to say, we've all been there. Turns out, no, we haven't all been there. Just you.

Some of us have been there. Just you. But I feel your pain. When you shut on that hairdresser's towel. When I use the hairdresser's towel. I feel your pain, pooping nurse. You know, someone walked up to me the other day. I was out for breakfast.

No. And they're like, I'm such a huge fan. We'll be able to get a photo and stuff. And I was like, oh, my God, absolutely. Like, so fun. And we're chatting. And she goes, oh, I've got to tell you my favorite episode. She's like, you probably won't remember it.

And I was like, oh, like, maybe not. Like, there's 700 of them, you know. And she goes, oh, when Ryan used that towel. I was like, oh. Oh, I remember. People that haven't even listened to the podcast remember that. That wasn't even real. It was just so innocent, though.

She's like, you might not remember, but this part of the part. I was like, oh, nah. Yeah, that's safe. We remember, man. Yeah. I wish I could unremember it. Yeah. Forget is the word you use.

If only there was a term for that. I've been doing the spelling bee on that, so I know. Option one from This Is The Nurse. She's like, what am I going to do? Option one, do I use my underwear as toilet paper, throw the underwear out and do the rest of my nursing shift free flapping in the nurse's scrubs? Free flapping, wow. Or option two, do I und nursing shift free flapping in the nurse's scrubs. Free flapping.

Wow. Or option two, do I undress and wash my ass in the sink? Okay. Again, neither of those are what I would do. What would you do? I would scoop with my hand and then wash my hand. I think that that is actually the best option. I think the best option in hindsight is just calling out.

And being like, does anyone have any loo roll? Oh, it's so embarrassing. Can someone just grab a fucking loo roll? Which I think would be fine, but I think the scoop with the hand is the best because you don't have to get undressed. You don't have to sacrifice your underwear. That's the last time I suck on your fingers. Oh, well, I don't do it when there's toilet paper.

Yeah, but how do I know when? Oh, I've got a wife. When can I suck on your fingers? Yeah, mate, you've got to get your story straight. The thing is, though, is that like when you're talking about using underwear and stuff like that, then you have to figure out what to do with the underwear. Then you've got evidence. Scooping with the hand.

And because often it's not that messy, you know what I mean? Like sometimes it is. You know, did you have a hps hsp for dinner the night before these things the questions that we have to have hvc didn't why did you mention that the other day i did and i thought this is a day that i'm glad that we haven't run out of toilet paper you know what i'm saying yeah anyway i think the scoop with the hand is just top tier for this situation, especially if you're in a cubicle that has a sink. Obviously, if you aren't in a cubicle that has a sink, this is not appropriate.

Yeah, because you don't want to wander out of the cubicle. Because you're going to walk out with your shithand. And how are you going to do your pants back up? Because you've got pool over your hand. So there are flaws, but the times that this has come up, there's been a sink available. I decided to preserve my underwear and toss my dignity instead. Okay.

So we're undressing. As I deep pant and hoik myself back up onto the sink, a colleague opens the door. Do you know how many toilet papers do you have I didn't realise it was unlocked I jumped down off the sink with my pants around my ankles and flopped forward and slammed the door in my colleagues face and said sorry occupied I think they know

I stayed in the bathroom until my shift changed because I couldn't bear to see that person and considering that I'll now have to leave this job and find a new job. Yeah. Who cares if I don't finish the full shift anyway? Like I obviously don't work here anymore. Yeah.

Yeah. Just like Ryan had to find a new hairdresser. Well, she got deported because of COVID. Because of COVID. Yeah. Poor woman. Beautiful girl. Yeah, shout out to the Swedes.

Pretty dark ending there. Yeah. Yeah. You think that was a dark ending? Imagine what the sink saw. And the co-worker. They don't work there anymore either. They passed away.

Or the sink. The co-worker. They don't work there anymore either. They passed away. Or the sink. The co-worker. The sink detaches from the walls. Like, fuck this. That was the sink's voice. Fuck this. As you can tell, I've never heard a sink talk before. Normally just.

This is the sink seeing the asshole. I quit. Fuck this. I'm out. Hey, it's Emma in Scotland, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Hopefully a few of the people that will join us on Friday for a Murder Mystery livestream that we're yet to organise. Danny, good on you.

We still haven't organised that. Yeah, we didn't do that yesterday. We had the corn relish dip and then fucking fucked up. Alex Wright, good on you, Alex. Britt Rivers, Niamh Abbott, Ali Grunberger and Shree Dalloway. Thank you very, very much for being part of Patreon. Absolutely love to see it. See you Friday.

See you Friday. See you Friday. Personal chat. Personal chat. Personal chat. I have a medical condition that is very embarrassing and it's very annoying, but it is a part of my life and I want to talk about it.

My life. Yeah, I'm here for you. Medical condition. Yeah. Just being a fuckhead medical condition. Sorry. Well, Tony, you seem to be an expert. I'm off on a high from the sync chat.

But I like the comedy in my wife, but does it have to be everything that rhymes with wife? No, it doesn't. It doesn't. I just thought that that moment needed it. Sometimes this medical condition gets me in strife. And I've had it all my life. My life.

Oh, I can't think of any other words that rhyme okay i'm here for you as a doctor i can take this very seriously um well tony you're obviously joking around you know what it is can you tell everyone what my medical condition is um that's embarrassing and annoying but part of my life i'm'm guessing that it is something to do with like your IBS or like your gluten intolerance. Oh, no. What? Oh, that's not it. Okay.

That's not it. Don't bring that up. Okay. It's true, but don't bring that up. Because we were just talking about how you shoot yourself all the time. Yeah, no, don't bring that up. Okay. It's not that.

Oh, all right. Don't bring that up. Okay. It's not that. Oh, all right. I don't think you have any other medical things. Is it from when you got glass in your foot that time and you couldn't get it cut out because your boss told you that you had to work and I was not the boss?

No. The glass is still in my foot because we weren't allowed time off work because it was in ratings period for radio, so there's still glass in my foot. Maybe I'm a glass man. But is this the thing? No. Oh, okay. Do you need glasses?

I might, but that's not it. Okay. Remember a few months ago I thought I needed glasses and you just said, no, it's winter, so it's darker and we didn't have lights in the office? Yeah. So I was just squinting at the screen all day. I'm like, I think I need glasses.

I know you're sitting in the dark. You've just got a headache. It happens to the best of us. Is it that your hair is too good? Is that? Is it that your teeth are too straight? No. Because I hate that.

No, no, no. Is it that sometimes your lips are medically dry? They're medically dry right now. I think it's because of the wind and the allergies. It is. And I need a little chat, but no, that's not it. Okay. Fuck you real.

I'm running out of things that I can flip into good. I'll put you out of your misery. You know about this. We've talked about this. But again, I just, I want to raise awareness because I think. Is it the mole on the back of your head? No, Tony. That is embarrassing. So I have to point it out to all the

barbers. Is it your hairy back? Because you get that wax now. No, no. Sorry. Is it that you have quite nice feet? Not that I ever bring that up. Have you ever seen Ryan's feet, Sophie? Not up close. They're pretty nice.

It's a nice hoof. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. It's a nice hoof. I've only seen some hoofs and this is right up there. I have seen some hoofs, including mine, and Ryan's are pretty good. I think it's time to reveal what I've been suffering through. You reveal?

I think it's, I was going to say many men have suffered, but I don't think this is a gender specific- I think a lot of people might have this. Lots of people. I've just listed every bad thing about you. Yeah. Thanks for bringing it all up. Now I'm not going to fucking sleep tonight.

Don't worry. I'm still stressing about the car park. Laying on my hairy back. Does Ryan hate parking in a car spot at the office? When I wear T-shirts, you can always see my nipples. It's called protruding nipple-itis. You're right, not gender specific. This could happen to anybody.

Though for me, I want it. I think for girls it's like a bit hot. Oh, it's so hot. Yeah. Having the headlights on. But for guys, not hot. Not necessarily, but I know it is something that you are aware of. So are there other male sufferers out there, do you think?

I can't speak to that. if my nipples were hard, I'd be like butt up about it. Do you know what I've thought about for a really long time? My nipples? Getting my nipples pierced. Really? Yeah, because I love it. I think it looks so hot.

Toby, do you have your nipples pierced? No, I don't. Have you ever? No. Have you ever thought about it? No. Do you think? No, mine aren't pierced.

But have you thought about it? Mine are pierced by their own massive list. Yeah, because they're. I've got really small nipples. Really? Really little. So I actually medically don't think I could get my nipples pierced because I think they're too small.

I would like love to show you what I'm talking about, but obviously that's inappropriate. Would you like? I showed you my boob though when I had to have all those biopsies and stuff, but it was not looking good at the time. It wasn't a sexy look. It wasn't a sexy look. It was like, wow, look at how bad this is.

Would you? And I would do this for you. In you, and I would do this for you. In fact, I will actually do this for you. Yeah. Because I fucking love you. Would you like a nipple transplant? What if we half each? Well, you can have one of these big boys to get pierced and I'll take one of your small nonchalant ones.

My beautiful little nipples. That's actually really a nipple-ectomy. Was it Selena Gomez and her friend, they swapped kidneys or something? She gave someone a kidney, yeah. Fuck. Yeah. They're not friends anymore. I don't think you can hold that over someone's head though.

Like, oh, I don't think that we're a very good friendship match. And you go, well, give me the kidney back then. you can't i would say that yeah you fucking would if you because i offered to pay you for a table and you said oh my god no don't worry about it now every time you go i'll come over you go nice table and i go i would have rather given you money than pay for it with med like fucking mental turmoil you got a rug in the lounge yeah i do that i also offered to pay you for. Where did you get that from? I got that from you. Did you?

Yes. And I, again, would have rather paid cash. I don't want your money. I just want to hold it over you for the rest of my life. Yeah. So hopefully it's not very much longer. So if you. Well, not with those huge nipples and all those problems we listed. Yeah.

Who knows how long you'll live for. If we go to Tasmania and swim, I'll drown from the weight of my nips. But you've got beautiful feet. Thank you. They'll flop me back up. But I think if something did happen in our friendship, I'd be like, well, I want my nipple back. Piercing and all.

But you would. Like you 100% would because that's you. Yeah, so why are you bring this up today what's there so you know what's when when you're on your laptop on the couch totally are you are you like sitting kind of upright or do you experience this thing that i do like the other day i was doing homework for uni i started at the kitchen table and i was like i'm too tired i'm gonna go to the couch yep and then i i didn't really notice consciously as it was happening, but I'd obviously

as I got more tired, like lean a bit further back. And by the end of it, I'm pretty much laying flat on my back and my laptop's just like sitting on my chest and it's just so unco. Is unco a thing we can say? Unco, yeah, uncoordinated. But did you mean uncoordinatable? Uncomfortable.

Unco doesn't mean uncomfortable. No, unco means uncoordinated. Yeah, uncoordinated. But did you mean uncoordinatable? Uncomfortable. Oh, unco doesn't mean uncomfortable. Doesn't it? Uncomfortable. No, unco means uncoordinated. Okay. Yeah, so I ended up in a really awkward spot because I'd over half an hour like slipped a little bit further. I hadn't really noticed but the position I ended up in was comical

because I'm like trying to lay down and read something and Bridget's walked into the lounge and just gone. And you know when you're sitting like that and like your laptop so that you can still read the screen has to like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So your laptop's like almost closed. It's almost closed because of the angle and stuff. And then Bridget goes, what are you doing?

She's like, if you're that tired, just go to bed. Just stop. And I went, great shout. And because it was as closed as you were just showing, it's sitting on my chest and I went, closed the laptop and pinched both the ends of my nipples. Stuck in the laptop. That's what they call a nip and tuck.

So you just offered me a busted nipple is what you're telling me. You just tried to give me one of those and they're damaged. But if I had have got like full boob, it would have been like, oh. But because it was like just. It's like, ah. This is, I've actually, this is a reenactment. I've got my laptop here. Yeah.

this is a reenactment. I've got my laptop here. Yeah. Because it's like when you get a paper cut. Yeah. Hurts more. When it's littler. Than like a big cut because it's like all the nerve endings or whatever.

Yeah. What do you call it? Yeah. Oh, my God. That would hurt so much. That is so funny. Both of them were locked in my laptop. And Bridget goes, oh, don't be such a baby.

Like, what's wrong? Yeah. Yeah. That would have hurt. It did. Yeah. No sympathy at my house. Yeah. Oh, no.

Yeah. The top of your pyramid's getting stuck. That's not good. So I just want to say to any other fellow sufferers of protruding nippleitis that I'm with you. Yeah. We need to speak out about it more. No one's speaking about it.

We just got to talk about it. Yeah, I think so. It needs more awareness. Yeah. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. That is fucking, what a hilarious visual. I've got to love to see it here. It's a bit of a recommendation.

Can someone share if they've also got nipple stories? Oh, they will. We'll get amazing ones. Share your nipple stories because I don't want to be the only nippler in the crew. Alongside that, though, maybe if anybody's ever had their nipples pierced whose nipples are small and you could let us know whether it's possible. No, this isn't market research.

This is comedy. All right. Yeah, sorry. There's actually a book about that so I could have us know whether it's possible. No, this isn't market research. This is comedy. All right. Yeah, sorry. There's actually a book about that so I could have a look at it. I've got what you love to see here, a bit of a recommendation. Because I'm like 900 years behind the internet, I tried yesterday for lunch that viral cucumber salad. You know Logan's food on Instagram, how it's going crazy

and like he starts every video with like sometimes you need to eat an entire cucumber. Here's the best way. NASA posted a thing and it was, like, sometimes you need to see the whole galaxy and this is the best way. And they posted this amazing photo, like, referencing his, like, the intro that he does to his videos. Like, absolutely insane. Amazing.

Have we been referenced by NASA? No. We've had an approval from NASA. We have talked to somebody from NASA, yes. So I feel like the term that viral cucumber sandwich salad in itself is just the most hilarious sentence ever said. And like have you seen that all around the world? There's like salad.

Cucumbers are like out of stock. Really? Like they're being bought out everywhere. And Logan actually posted on his Instagram story the other day. It was a supermarket in Poland that had the five ingredients he needed for his like original viral one, which is like soy sauce, MSG, cucumber, and like chili oil, I think. They had all of that together and they were like, buy now and try Logan's.

Like it was like all stacked next to each other. That is incredible. Like what an influence. Anyway, I tried it yesterday. Fucking dope. Absolutely loved it. Really? It's fucking mean.

It's really good. When last year, do you remember we had that plant out the back of our house? There was either cucumber or zucchini and it just fucking went off. Yeah. Which one was that? I think that was cucumber because then remember at Christmas time you went to do the food shopping like two years ago and you didn't know the difference between the two. Well, I still don't. But one was that? I think that was cucumber because then remember at Christmas time you went to do the food shopping like two years ago

and you didn't know the difference between the two. Well, I still don't. But that was cucumber, I think. Oh, okay. Because we had this plant at the back that was just going gangbusters. Like there were cucumbers the size of like the thickness of my head. Ooh. Yeah, and so this.

You could use some of those. It's going to be a hot cucumber girl summer, you know what I'm saying? But like it's actually really yummy. Yeah. And so that's my recommendation, that if you haven't done it yet, you should because it's yummo. I will. That sounds awesome.

My I love to see it is that Tony Lodge had some bananas that were about to go off. It's a cooking show. And what did she do with them? Throw them out because they're old and mouldy? Nah. What'd she do? I made chocolate and choc chip banana muffins. And what did she do with them? Throw them out because they're old and mouldy? No. What'd she do?

I made chocolate and choc chip banana muffins. Now, say the sentence you said when you walked in this morning. Don't you? I'll paraphrase. Yeah. Oh, no, you go. You remember? Don't you feel like a woman connected to the earth when you use bananas that are about to go off?

Yes. Yes, you do. I did say, don't you feel like a woman connected to the earth? Yeah. That that are about to go off. Yes. Yes, you do. I did say, don't you feel like a woman connected to the earth? That's what I said. Yeah. I'm just such like an earthy, motherly, godly figure. I feel really connected to nature right now. And Ryan was like, okay.

They are really good, by the way. I've brought one with me to have with my life. I should have brought three in. I'm not going to do six different You Love to Seeds. This is all the same You Love to Seed. Okay. So at the farmer's in. I'm not going to do six different you love to see. This is all the same you love to see it. Okay. So at the farmer's market after. Sounds like a second you love to see it.

At the farmer's market that we've been a few months without blueberries because they were out of season or whatever. They were back. They're back. Well, frozen are back, not fresh, fresh. So we got it. And she goes, oh, they're grating muffins. And so we get the frozen blueberries.

And then Bridget goes, I've got some bananas. I've got some. Be rude, not be rude not to yeah let's make some and then they were for mabel because she fucking gets everything it's bullshit but it turns out because i didn't realize an old banana it's so sweet yeah and it's soft as well so it's easy to use oh but i think because i don't know if there's sugar or honey or something else in it but it ended up Mabel had half a muffin and was bouncing off the fucking walls. Like swinging around. Like was hammered on sugar. So sweet. She was like, she was crazy.

Having the time of her life, dancing at a rave. I think she had glow sticks. She came home at 3 a.m. She was seriously like, and Bridget's like, we can't give her those fucking muffins. Like they're too much sugar. Oh no, Mabel can't have those. So my love to see it is there's a whole box of muffins at home.

You should have brought some in as well. I should have. That Mabel can't have. Bridget goes, oh, Mabel can't have those. Do you think you could have them? And I was like, um, yes. And so then last night I was at a rave. Yeah, all the sugar.

No, but good times had by all. Mother of the Earth, all good. Love that. Yeah. That's fun. That'll put some sting in your nips, those ones. All right. Tomorrow on the show. Oh, fuck me right up.

Old school internet. Yeah. So, Tony, I don't even want to say it because I'll tell you at the moment, but Tony said a very awful thing about the old school internet the other day, and we're just going to teach her a lesson. Myself and the tarpers. Jess, Lisa, Brittany, Nicole, Heather. And it's the thing someone emailed about.

I said, Tony needs to know this. Great. I can't wait to be schooled. See you tomorrow. Love you, bye.