Toni and Ryan - Rogue Secret Santa Gift

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

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Um, now is this person's name Billy Bruce. Billy Bruce. I'm Billy Bruce. So excited to talk to Billy hit dial. Sophie Billy is in Massachusetts in Chickapay. Hello, Tony and Ryan. How are you? We're fucking awesome. in Chikopee. Hello? Billy! Hello, it's Tony and Ryan! Hi, how are you? We're fucking awesome.

Billy, what are you up to? Not much, just got out of work. At the sandwich shop, mate, what are you hauling? Some fucking turkey, some chicken? What do you got? We got turkey, we got the Italian with that pepperoni on it or some famous fillies we do. Yeah, you do. Philly from Billy.

That's all the ladies' names. I always said that. I work with the famous Philly. Billy, I believe it's obviously winter in the Massachusetts. In the Greater Chickpea region. I believe you have a winter joke for everyone. Yeah, absolutely. What did one snowman say to the other? I don't know what did one snowman say to the other.

Hey man, you smell carrots? That is actually better than I was expecting. Billy, will you approve today's podcast? Of course I approve today's podcast. You have done Tony in. Amazing. She's curled over the approvals desk and she's been no one. Okay.

This is Billy Bruce of the fourth column from Chick-fil-A Mass and I approved this podcast. Welcome to the final Tony and Ryan episode of 2024. Not ever, just this year. Yeah, we don't work in radio. We don't get sacked. So yeah, just to let you know that it's not ever. It's just for the holidays.

And we're not barely. We'll back on the 6th of January, straight back into it. And this is actually the first two weeks in three and a half years that there won't be a show going out on weekdays. And it feels kind of strange. Yeah. And to celebrate that we'll be doing a live stream in Patreon. On the 23rd of December. From my pool. So get around that.

So we'll see you on Monday if you're a champion tabber. Let's start today with a tribute to everyone having Christmas Day at their house this year with a beautiful song sung by Toni Lodge. Let me take it away. Take it away me. It's the 12th hour of Christmas and I've seen everything. They're always like, they brought a date. Granddad's asleep, who's on the me? Grandma disapproving, drunk uncle grooving. Fuck you, Auntie Susan. Really bougie good.

The limit was $30, Susan. Sibling rivalry, mom's angry. It wasn't me. See you same place again next year. Bye. Yeah, get home safe. Love you, bye. Or not.

Everyone's got an Auntie Anne who's an absolute, see you next Tuesday. That isn't Everyone's got an Aunty Anne, who's an absolute see you next Tuesday. That isn't gonna, that isn't gonna invite you over. Shouldn't we have sent Anne instead of Susan? Cause I feel Susan's copped it heavy there. Anne at the end is the one who never invites us

to have her place. And a shout out to the drunk uncles. I had a lot of fun filming that. Yeah, I'm glad. Gonna have fun doing something. I found this online. So you know how I'm always getting random things on my Facebook feed. I don't think I've ever liked anything.

So I think that they just try and fill it with random things that I might like. I get a lot of like British and Irish and Scottish meme pages that like show up on my thing. Right. Um, like there's this one Facebook page called like Scottish pitter and banter. And it just like, it serves up really unreal shit. Absolutely love it. Um, but this one popped up for me and I thought, here's the season. Here we go.

Strap right in. The, uh, page is called British feed. And the, the headline is woman from Leeds says, "'Timu have absolutely destroyed her Christmas "'after delivering the wrong tree "'and now her daughter can't sleep.'" Obviously that paints an absolutely horrible photo. Like tell me what's running through your mind.

So Timu, I'm assuming she's ordered something that looks beautiful and it's arrived and it's not it. Yeah. Is it a size issue or is it just a shit? Well, are you kind of thinking, cause she said like my daughter can't sleep. So you're thinking like- It must be pretty harrowing.

Yeah. Like scary, if they can't sleep, it's like scare. It's not just bad, it's scary. Or maybe like a little baby. Like probably like a toddler who's like Christmas has been ruined. So I wanna see this. This is the mother and daughter.

So two like adult women. When you said my daughter can't sleep, I thought you- Oh no, I know. So that's the headline. I was imagining a three year old, that sure. Yep. Yeah. Tish Hughes said, I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

We ordered a six foot tree with lights included. Beautiful. Beautiful, stunning. And this is the tree that they sent. I was about to say for the size issue and the fact they've included that stand means they knew what they were doing. They knew.

What are the presents? Are they also to size? So they were part of it I guess and that was to size. Fuck them right off. So it's like a mouse's Christmas tree but this has really sent me right. So Mabel got a trestle for painting? Yes like an easel. Yeah it would go on that shelf quite easily. Okay. So we've also been teaming this season. You've been burned. Okay. So Tish says, I ordered a six foot tree with lights included and this is what they sent. I'm absolutely seething.

I think they stuck pomegranate seeds on the outside as baubles because the cat has eaten four of them. So. To be fair to the cat, how good are pomegranates? Yeah. I mean, you kind of can't, uh, kind of can't really, you can't follow that. Um, and very, um, what would you say, efficient, creative from the guys at Tmoo to use pomegranates in the tree? Yeah. I mean, it's eco-friendly, isn't it? To use food.

Gardening chat. We, um, we were going to put pomegranate trees along the back fence because they like hedge up real nice. Like they're thick and some privacy as well. And then the person came in and went, Oh, pomegranates are too nice. They'll be fucking cats, possums, birds. Everyone will just be fucking going to pomegranates and good luck if you want one. Because like take a lumber and wait in line.

They're too nice. Tmoo love them. Cats love them. Oh yeah. Too nice. Who doesn't love pomegranate? Did you know that every pomegranate? Um, did you know that every pomegranate has the same amount of seeds?

Was that two years ago as fucked fact? I've said that fact for about 10 years of my life, remember? And it is an incredible fact. It's not true. Yeah. I've been, I've been, I've been willing that fact out for years. And it's not true. When did you find out it was? I think I Googled it just to be like, I've been saying it for a few years.

Like, should I get my facts straight? I'll get back in that in. Yeah, they don't. And wasn't one of those ones where when you Googled it, it came up with this like, you know, Twitter's these days. It's like everybody thinks that. Yeah. Or it's like, fact check. No, pomegranates do not have. So it does auto fill. Yeah.

Like do pomegranates have the same number of seeds? The number of seeds in a pomegranate can vary from about 200 to about 1400. It's a pretty big range, actually. Yeah, huge. If that was your range of chance. It's not like one or two give or take. No. That's thousands different was your range of chance. It's not like one or two give or take. No. That's thousands different.

And also I love, I think my faith in Christmas, because someone said that to me once off the cuff and I've gone, lock it in. Don't fuck check it. Just lock that in. The thing about crazy facts is the fact that they're crazy means they're probably not true, but like that's no fun. You're so right. I think I'm going to keep telling people about the pomegranates.

I'm going to hurt anyone. It might because someone might bet on it, bet money on it or something. No, like then they're going to back it in. Well, they should Google it. No, no. And then their friend will Google it after they've backed it in hard because they trusted Tony Lodge and then someone goes, no, it isn't. And they go, yeah, it is. Tony Lodge. And then someone goes, no, it isn't. And they go, yeah, it is.

Tony said so. For 10 years, she's been adamant. If you trusted something I said, is that on you? That is on you. I am a doctor, but I don't think I can take that on. My hypocritical, you know what I'm saying? She is a doctor, but she's not, not a fuckhead. Yes.

That's okay. I didn't order this tree. Yeah, you're not an idiot. You're not an idiot. You're not an idiot. You're not an idiot. This is Billy Brewster, the fourth caller from Check To Be Massive.

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Okay. It is the last moments of our show for the year, which means we will be exchanging secret Santa gifts. Yes. Now, what will happen here is we will get the gifts that we are, so we, some people might, we might out ourselves. But isn't that the thing that happens in the end, like in the cold light of day? But I think that because it's been a secret up until now, I think that now it's kind of nice to be able to say thank you to the right person. Imagine if I like I'm going to sit here and love my present and be like, well, I don't know whether to thank Sophia Ryan.

Yeah. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. You know what I mean? All right. Tony Lodge. Yes. Would any would you like to deliver anyone a present? Oh, I'm going I'm exchanging first. OK, I would love to. OK. Before we have a I exchange gifts, though, I do just have a little something. Ryan, is it fair to say that as a team and as two individuals, our admin's kind of not our thing. Yep. And this year, over the last year, there's been something

over the last year, there's been something admin heavy that you've needed to do and you haven't done it for a whole year. You have been without a house key for the whole year. I have. Can you tell me what very excitedly you walked in yesterday and told us? I've been incepted. I hate every moment of this. Are you talking about the locksmith? Yeah. That you had a locksmith at your house.

I had a tarpa locksmith in my house. That's not really relevant. She was a tarpa. She loved being there. But so you go, oh, you wouldn't believe it. After a whole year of not having a locksmith, not having a key to my front door, we've gotten a locksmith come around, they've changed a little thing, whatever. Were you the tarpa, locksmith? No, but I had actually planned, that's what I was going to give you.

We had a whole thing, I'd wrapped up individually like 300 keys and the locksmith was coming to your house and we've called that up at the last minute because the tarpa like my wife booked it no because you organized it ended up organizing it well you know they just getting on admin stuff yeah but i still take the 300 keys though where are they but so for about four months this has been my idea of like what I was going to get you for Christmas. Were any of the 300 keys the key to my front door? Or is it like law of averages means one of them will get there?

No, like it was, you're really not being very nice about the gift. I'm trying to understand. No, so all the keys were going to go to your front door. So I'd have 300 of them? Yes! So then if I lost one, I'd still have 299. So the comedy was obviously that you'll never not have a key because there's a fucking million.

Wow. I wrapped them all individually. Like it's a whole thing anyway. So yesterday you ran in and said that and I was like, oh my God, that's so awesome. And I'm like, fuck, what am I going to do? So I have done a panic order on that golf thing that you want. It obviously hasn't arrived yet, but that's coming. Because I had to pivot quite late in the game.

I would have said it was Bull, the locksmith who happens to be a tarpa. Like she only made like one or two. No, but well, I don't have the right keys now because the person I had didn't do it. You understand where that's gone. Yeah, because you were boarded. Like, because you're a board admission. Yeah, because you're like, you don't need to do it anymore. Let's not change the lock again.

No, no, no. Well, so I had all the keys were cut to the thing and it was like, just put this lock in. And I obviously- That's the missing link that I didn't have. Right. Yeah. Yeah. No.

So- What are these keys? Whose house are they for? No. So do you get what I'm saying? Now I do. And the gag obviously was that like, all we've got to do is put this lock in. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? You wouldn't do that because I just had the locksmith out. Well, yeah. Crazy. Um, anyway- And I can reveal now that I haven't had my door locked for a year. Yeah. Cause I haven't had a key.

Luckily the Tapa knows where you live now and not before. I believe she said to my wife, thanks for the tour of Beyonce's Airbnb. Okay. That's a lot. Anyway, so the cricket thing obviously hasn't arrived. The golf thing hasn't arrived. But I did have something else for you that I have here. So there's something for you to unwrap. Is it milky chews that you bought from Coles on the way in this morning? No. Okay. Beautiful bow, beautiful wrapping.

Thank you. Don't judge whoever had you's wrapping and the- Okay, it's not about you. It's about the skit. It's about- Okay. You get your fucking minute in the sun later. sun lighter. If this is, you know how he did that video when it was the guy that was good at wrapping things that looked like other things. Imagine if it was a boat.

It's one key. Fuck the keys. This is the best gift I could get a little book about, I'm assuming. Oh, fuck the keys. This is the best gift I could get. A little book about, I'm assuming, oh, fuck me right up. It's a book about Helvetica font, God's font. Your Ryan's favorite font. And it has all these different little posters and examples and street signs all in Helvetica. Tony Lodge, this is the best gift.

I'm taking this away with me and looking at it all day when I'm drunk in a pool. Rolls Royce, I didn't realize they were... And it's travel size. It is travel size. It is travel size, just like a key. This is stunning. Thank you.

Whoever had me. Well. Oh, we passed that? Well, we we past that? Well, we just had the whole thing and like, yeah. But I thought after... That is actually great. If you just had gone straight to that, that would have been fantastic. Yeah.

And I appreciate the effort and the comedy of what you're trying. And sorry that I decided last. It's because we're going away and we've got someone. No, I know. But that's why I was like, oh, I'm going to do this. And you're going to be like, now we can go away. Great shout. And someone can come and take care of the dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, but it ends up great. The golf thing's on its way. I've panicked. Do you want the golf thing at work or is that going to be the end of productivity as we know it in 2025? I mean, already the basketball hoop has done a lot for our business. It has done a lot. Yeah. So I feel like wherever you'd like to put it, that's fine.

But it's on its way. It hasn't arrived yet. Yeah, that's cool. And thank you for clicking on the website because it did not look safe. No, it didn't. Okay. I'm going to go get a present for someone. Okay. And just give me one sec. I'm staying here.

Okay. Do you think that he liked the present, Sophie? Loved it. He loved it. Seems just so excited about his own gift that maybe he didn't like mine. No, I think he loved it. Okay. I think he has probably rattled that he already got himself the present you were getting him. Yeah, true. So that's unexpected.

Oh my God. who had me? Now, before we look at the type of tape that was used on the back, I bought a bag, and then the other day you were like, oh, I hate bags, I like it. So there was a panic run last night. Good, there should be, thank you. And I'd also like to remind you that, whilst it may not look like much, it actually took-

Can you, you don't have to do that. Well, you just did your one, and that's my one. No, no, no, but you don't have to do that. Well, you just did your one, a nice, my one. No, no, no. But you know, I'm, I'm going to get it. That's amazing. So why last week you asked me to send you like 10 pictures of Pippa. Oh, my God, that is so fun. I call it the Pupira's tour. Oh my God.

I love that so much. So you've got two t-shirts and a tote bag. So there's a midriff on if you're feeling sexy. Oh, there's a regular t-shirt. That is amazing. Oh my God. Do you look at her little face. Yeah.

I got all the colors in the right spot. And then I didn't realize it was like black and white, like a kind of a, yeah, where the Taylor Swift used to be, but the papyrus to her. I love that so much. That's amazing. Oh my god. The bag. That is it.

I can't believe you were like, oh, it doesn't look like my, that's amazing. Well, I guess at the end of the day, it's just a tote bag, but you know what I mean? No, I love that. And how dare you say just a tote bag? Yeah, I know. I know. That is so, oh, my little girl. Oh, that is so great. Thank you so much. You are welcome. I love that. Oh, that is so great. Thank you so much. You are welcome. I love that.

And I like even though it took me longer than I thought, I love it was fun for me to make because you know, I love a little photo. So I sit there and fucking around with it. Which era is Pippa? Oh, lover. Lover. She is a lover. Yeah, because she's a lover. Yeah, she is a lover.

Oh, my God. Though sometimes she is rep because she can be very sassy. She can be very sassy. That is so I love that so much. Thank you. I'm glad that you like it. Yes, Sophie. Can I give you guys something before we get to the third?

I don't know if you picked the right person. I think you picked the wrong person. The law of averages would suggest. I've just been inspired to give it to you now. Oh, okay. Is that okay? Yeah. All right.

Hang on. If she fucking pulls her finger out, I'm leaving. I would actually respect that. So hard. Oh my God. Sofina, you didn't need to get us a present. Oh, it's heavy. It's very heavy.

I'd hate for it to be better than Tony's. What? It's heavy. It's very heavy. I'd hate for it to be better than Tony's. What? It's heavy. What? That is amazing. Oh, my God. I've never seen Hollandaise sauce in more than a little jar. Gluten free. That's amazing. 40 serves.

Fucking down it. That's amazing. Sophie, did you buy that through our Amazon store? Well, no. Cause one person has made a purchase from it. I didn't know if you would get told. Oh, and it would be like Sophie Woods bought all this all of this sauce. That is amazing.

Thank you. I have two questions. One, do you reckon I could drink this before the end of the episode? How much is it? It's a liter of Hollandaise sauce. And two, do you guys want to be in the room with me for the rest of the day, having attempted that? No, absolutely not.

Just like- First answer, no. Second answer, also no. Also no. Yeah yeah that's fair. Sophie, did you have a Secret Santa gift you'd like to deliver to anyone? I had a little note on my desk. Oh that's nice. When I sat down. Yep. So shall I read it?

Yep. Hi Sophie, look in the side room for your present love Secret Santa. Okay. Oh my god. You go first and then maybe one of us will go and have a look after. Should I record this? You record yourself, yeah. Even though some would suggest you might already know what it is.

Yep. I'd like to see my face. Bye! Bye! What's in here? Oh my God. Tony is- It's your side room. Oh!

Oh my God! It sounds like she got a sick present from whoever had her. Oh my God, there's a little note here. I do think, hang on, I think Tony should go and have a look. Tony, do you wanna come have a look? Okay, hang on.

I'll stay here. Oh my God, this is so exciting. He holds down the fort. So exciting. All right, I'm coming. Okay. Oh my God. So Tony's going to check out Sophie's present from Sophie. Wow.

This is so nice. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Tony, what are you saying? It's so sweet. The massage chair. Sophie, did you find the sweetest house?

They're like basketball. Sophie. All right Alright everyone come back! You said I could use a work card! Did I read out my note? Oh! There's a note! Yes! Come back to the market and read it! Before we continue, what was the agreed limit? I think it was $30.

Okay, so please share what you received from the work card apparently. So I got a massage chair from my Secret Santa. $30. Okay. Um, so please share what you received from the workout. Apparently I got a massage chair from my Secret Santa. Great. Um, looks pretty good. It looks like it's got a little touch screen on it for like different, like parts of the body that you want to massage. It looks very top of the range.

Yeah. I did not expect that. That is so sweet. Yeah. From yourself. It's strange that you didn't expect that considering myself and your husband carried it up the stairs. Oh, it's a sign.

Say, Letters says so big. That's so sweet. Merry Christmas. Thanks for keeping the ship afloat. Wow. You look great today. Redacted.

Take the rest of the day off. Wow. Okay. I didn't know about that part. Wow. That's so nice. No, actually, you know, that's great news. Because if she's not here, we don't have to share with another person. Yeah. Sounds like one less person in the rotation for the massage chair.

For the massage chair. Exactly. Um, okay. So is the massage chair staying at the office? Oh, I haven't decided yet. I have. Because Sophie, it sounds exactly like you could take that home with you. If you bought that for yourself. Nope. Yeah.

You should take that home with you. Okay. I'll get Riem back to carry it back down the stairs. But you should take that home and enjoy that at your house. Yeah. Can you help me carry it? I love that. Oh, Sophie, I'm so happy for you.

That's great. I am so excited for you to have that at your home. Thank you so much. That's awesome. Love that. Thank you. I love that too. Thank you so much. That's awesome. Love that. Thank you. I love it too.

Thank you Secret Santa. That's amazing. I'm glad that you brought it in for the gag. Yeah, just for- But like, so we could see it. But then yeah, like take that home, definitely. Yeah, I will, thank you. Yeah, amazing.

I don't understand what just happened. What's wrong? Sorry, babe. No, just in the spirit of Christmas. It just feels right. Yeah, it does. Doesn't it? Cause the magic of everything is just lovely.

Yeah. Yeah. Like that joyful feel almost like just getting a massage from life. Yeah. Yeah. Cozy. I from life. Yeah. Yeah. Cozy. I love it. Yeah.

You guys can have a go before I take it if you like. Oh, Sophie, no, you have to take that home. Yeah, that's it's your present. Because it's your- Just like no one else can use my tote bag. Yeah. Yeah. I know it's your massage chair, so you set the rules.

What's the rules about drinking Hollandaise sauce whilst in the chair? Ooh, that's a hard no. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Hang on. Sophie can. Oh, I'm just, I'm asking her. Sophie can drink the Hollandaise in her massage chair. I didn't bring my own Hollandaise in today though.

You can share mine. Oh, thank you. I'll decan half out. Do you ever go in my massage chair? At your house. At my house. Yes. Sorry, I just pictured the hollandaise in like a wine decanter, like a really nice glass thing. I'm just aerating it out. Just getting a nice feel.

Getting a nice feel. Well, Merry Christmas all and it seems like we've all done pretty well here today. So congratulations to everyone here at Tarp Tower. Toni Lodge, do you have a love to see it? I do. I've got this meme that I just absolutely love. We'll pop it up on the screen if you're watching on YouTube. We'll pop it in Facebook if you want to check out the Facebook thread. But there's the thing is like, are you ever going to act your age? And then there's this old woman and she's wearing a shirt

that says Sagan and still gagging. And that's the kind of energy I want at Christmas. Yeah. And I actually read that as like making gags, like, but now I'm reading it out and I think it's gagging like on a penis. Both. Like I could do both. You're great at both. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm actually fine with that at both. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So I'm actually fine with that. Yeah. Yeah. Gagging and for... That girl's got it going on. Yeah. My love to see it is this glorious story that's taken decades to complete.

Now check your phone. I've texted you a photo. We'll pop it on the screen as well on YouTube. Tell us what you see. A man holding a baby. a fireman holding a baby. Yep, so that little girl was in her crib and there was a house fire. Oh my God.

And he like ran in and fully like saved her life. And the family was like very thankful and he's like, That's so brave. He's like, thanks to, you know, just it makes me feel great that I can do something well. And you know, let me know how she's traveling. Cause you know, I feel like a bit of a bond now. Yeah.

And I can confirm a few decades later, check out this photo. Oh. She's just graduated from high school and they said, hey mate, literally wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for your bravery all those years ago. That's so sweet. If you'd love to come to graduation,

we'd love to have you as our guest. And there he is. And look, like he's so proud and she's so stoked to have him there. And you'd love to come to graduation, we'd love to have you as our guest. And there he is. And look, like he's so proud and she's so stoked to have him there. And you know, they were strangers. What a crazy connection to have with someone. Yeah. Like I don't know you but you-

How do you know that guy? He saved my life. Yeah. That is so, oh, that's so beautiful. Yeah. And how kind of the family to like have him as part of their- Yeah. Like date. That's really, like have him as part of their like date.

That's really, really cool. Oh, you love to see that. You love to see that. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. How nice. I think as well, you love to see it from all of us is that people joined us for another year and listened and watched on YouTube and Instagram and TikTok and we're part of the

Patreon and everything. We met like thousands of people in London. Like we're part of the Patreon and everything. We met like thousands of people in London. We've done some crazy stuff this year. It's been a big year. It's been amazing though. And I just, yeah, crazy. Just absolutely insane. Thanks again around us. Yeah. Thanks for being here. Thanks for everyone who came in Tony's box. Yes. Yeah. We went and watched the footy together. Yep. London, everyone who got involved in Tarpathon and made their Olympic torches all around the world. Everyone that joined us for the movie marathon. Yes. Oh, fuck.

In Sydney. So we've just done so much stuff and we can't do it without you. So thank you for listening and watching and messaging and sharing your stories. It actually makes our whole podcast go round. And not that Tony needs my permission, but is there anything you'd love final words you'd like to say about anything? See you next year. Love you. We'll be back on January 6th.

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