Toni and Ryan - Ryan Celine Dion Jon Dunn

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

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I don't think Tony knows something about one of the great travel fuck-ups that Lily and I experienced in Dallas. Oh. So, all right, we're flying into Dallas and there's this huge conference and it's next to the airport. Yeah.

Right? And then we find an Airbnb that's right next to the airport and we're like, fuck yeah, so we can go to the conference every day. Different airport. So the conference is next to one airport And we're next to some other airport Which strangely is the same shape on a map

So when you look at the map you go Oh it's next to the airport The conference centres must be right there Or different airport Different airport So we spent a lot of money on Overs Going from one airport to the other To go from the Airbnb to the conference in bag

I don't think I've mentioned that to you didn't No Different airport That is so funny. Because I didn't check. I didn't check. We all just went next to the airport. 1,000%.

Yeah. So we go, the conferences next to the airport. There's an Airbnb near the airport. Yeah. Obviously they're close to each other. Different airport. So was the Airbnb near the airport you flew in and out of? No.

Other one. so you're just near a random airport we've never been in so the Airbnb yeah was the problem not the conference or the airport yeah yeah that is so funny so we're in this random suburb that has a little private airport um that has not so expensive yeah because it's where all the fucking rich people flying and out on their jets yeah that is so funny and because we got there and we're like oh yeah we're meeting at dinner just around the corner from the conference which is obviously just around the corner from us.

No, it's fucking ages away. That is so funny. Also, shout out to Mexican sugar. One of the great places you'll have dinner. I looked at the menu online when you told us that that's where you went. Yeah, we had margaritas in your honor. And in San Korea?

Not as in like, Your Honor. Yeah. I'm not dead. Or a judge. I'm neither. Yeah. Is there a meme around that's like I'm not a judge, but I'm judgmental?

Because I'd wear that t-shirt. Let's do normal or nah. Thanks for sending these in. at tony and ryan.com. Charles, how do I get my... Oh, yep. Oh, sorry, are you all good? Couldn't get my keyboard to fuck off.

Oh, I hate that. Yeah, normal, nah. The Tony and Ryan Facebook group, there's a thread there. Lots of people sending them through. Let's start with Amanda Ray. Hi, Amanda Ray. Amanta Ray?

Like a mantaray? Yeah. Yeah, that's funny. I wonder if she's ever heard that before. After getting caught in the rain, I simply must shower. says a manta ray the thought of water falling down on me is so disgusting i ironically need water falling down on me to get rid of the awful feeling of water having fallen down on me right it makes no sense

is this normal or nah um it's a nah for me but only because i love the feeling of having being rained on what what what what what what like if i'm going from like a to b and i don't need to be anywhere getting stuck in the rain i love the feeling i think it's awesome and just like when it just like you get all rainy and like on your face and stuff what why are you all laughing like you know um so i haven't been to bali but i'm pretty sure it's the same but like when towards i'm in vietnam like because all of a sudden like the fucking heavens just open up and you're like getting pissed on and it's actually beautiful just walking through and like feeling it on your face and stuff so true why are you laughing you need to tell me

legally uh cassidy no no what no no it's It's just so beautiful. No, just tell me. Oh, it's just like... What? Yeah, it's actually fun. No, you obviously need to say. Oh, it's just like...

Just the way you said, like, I love, like, it just like make it rain on me sort of thing. Just like... What? Just like something like kind of hot to say, depending on the moment, you know? Oh, as in like getting calmed on my face. I was like, where should I finish?

Oh, I'll just make it rain. Oh, is that why you were laughing as well? I was laughing like it made it sound like you're like a golden shower or something. Yeah, there's a bit. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. No, not too young, but not for me.

Like just spray it all over me and like, oh, no. But, you know, I think it feels a bit more like, you know, that Drew Barrymore video of her. I wish I did. Out in the rain. And she's like, how beautiful is the rain? She's like smiling and everyone took a piss out of her. But I'm like,

Like, that is genuinely like how happy the rain makes me as well. Yeah. Except when you have to be somewhere. You know, when you... Oh, somewhere will still be there when you get there. I more mean, like, if your hair gets all fucked or you're in a rush or whatever and you're like, the rain is just going to slow everything down, blah, blah, blah. Like, I, that, you know, I understand that it's obviously like, logistically sometimes

it's annoying, but... Does everyone have a moment in their life where they just have obviously watched a couple of certain movies and you just had that real main character energy about you yeah so when i was like i must have been seven years old yeah it had been over 40 degrees for like seven days in a row hot melbourne summer yeah scorching crazy yeah and the i was at mcdonalds of all places with my mom getting like dinner because it's like it's too hot to cook like oh you can't have an oven on Yeah, and like the cool change came in, the wind swung around and it started raining. And I just remember being out in the car park and being like, like, you know, like the rain is finally here to solve all the worlds.

Like at the end of the movie when it, you know, the heaven's open and everything's going to be okay. And like, finally we've survived the great drought of 97, you know. That's beautiful. But I was like in the car park at McDonald's. Like, looking up in the sky. Yeah, he helped them. Yeah. Yeah.

Probably in like my billabong board shorts. A quick silver rashy. Oh, God. Mama's be doing well. Yeah. And then just like, you know, like the real Hollywood moment that would be. Yeah. And is that,

that sounds like it's obviously like a cool memory. Like it's something that you've like held on to all this time. No, because it was like two years later and I was like, that was a bit unnecessary. Like in a car suits because they're just trying to get past to get in the drive through to get the quarter pounder. And there's like, some fucking kid dancing in the rain. Having a real moment. Yes.

I actually love it. Sorry to interrupt your fucking Hollywood special here, bud. But can you get off the road of the drive-thru in the McDonald's album car park? I'm trying to get a fucking shamrock shade or whatever they sold in the 90s. Amy Paddock. Hi, Annie. Has a normal now. When I have to fart or burp and there's music playing,

I always try to release on the beat of the music. Is this normal or nah? It's a nah for me, but I think it sounds like a fun game. All right. So can you burp on command? No. I'll just throw up, I think. Do you want to try?

No. Just do that. Well, if I sing a song, you'll just know the spot. Okay. Now, it will surprise no one that I have looked up the lyrics for My Heart Will Go on by Celine Dion, which is why I've recently watched the video. Because I only knew the first line and then I just go going, the,

yeah, okay. Are you sure you don't want to just keep doing that? Pretty sure. Okay. Now, how high am I going with the notes? Or am I doing like a low? Well, the song decides. Are you writing a new one?

Do you know what kind of performance do you want me to give it? Oh, I wouldn't need to give it 100%. Near far, wherever you are. I imagine if it started raining now. It's that kind of, in the McDonald's car park. I believe that the hot doors go on.

Remember why we're doing this, Tony? Once more, you are above the door and you're here in my heart and my heart will go on and on. Uh. Uh. Yeah. Great.

Amy, Tony's right with you. Normal. Hi. from Brisbane, Australia. I'm Reto. This is Opium. It's Felicia from Moncton. And you're listening to Tony.

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A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tarpas and let it just rain on them for a moment. Jessica Martinez, good on you, Jessica. Diana Mendes, thanks Diana, Robert O'Reilly, Tiffany Vega, love you Tiff, Amber Wilson, Roy Cline, Brittany Pate, might be Pate, like what you get on a cheeseboard. How do you spell it? P-A-T-E. Do you reckon it's pat-e? Do you reckon it's packed? Does it have a little umflah? It doesn't, no. Kit Trais, good on your kit. Do you reckon she's one of those ones that, like, calls it patay, but it's really pat. It's just Pate, yeah. Or Pata or something. Jerry Ann Keene, I am keen, Jerry Ann. Thank you.

And Lauren Schweiss. Schweise. Shweiss. How's your foot, mate? It's not good, but also the vibes in the house. I don't know if you can notice this, but there's a bit of tension in here at the moment. Is there? It's been...

Between anyone in particular? It's just been a bit strange in here. And you know how, like, I have... Didn't they just, like, make it a law recently about, like, you can't make someone work from home more than X amount of days or you can't make them go to the office a percentage of the, like they have to have a minimum amount

of working from home days or something. Are you trying to get these guys out of your house and into the office? Well, working from home's been interesting. I think as well for me at the moment, with my broken foot, my world is very small. I only have my house

at this point. Like this is all up. Yeah, like my world is very small. I'm not doing a lot. And like, I mean, Torbs and I actually, we did go to the drive-in the other night. That's actually really smart. Which was a great activity because, I mean, I did have to walk to the car, which was like walking to the car and then getting from the car back into the house. Not ideal. It's a huge effort for Tony at the moment.

Because even in my moon boot, I'm really slow. And the moon boot like gives me support, but it doesn't not hurt. Yeah. So it's. kind of like in the house I'm on the couch into house exactly I'm on the couch except for like if I need to go to the bathroom you didn't want to scoot down the driveway on the little scooter so because I've got those two steps um it's like the back out are they front brakes and back brakes no just back oh so you can't do like a little endo no like flip yourself into the car no that's a shame thanks for asking though that's fun I'm thinking of you uh I appreciate that um but yeah So in the house, though, I'm pretty much bound to the couch except to go to the toilet.

Yeah. And everything else like Torbs is doing for me, which is so sweet. He just put some socks on you before, which was very sweet. Yeah. Like it's... Alex. Can you put some... Oh, actually, I shouldn't have brought up socks.

No, I just... Yeah, because I'm still waiting on a delivery from some... Yeah, they're on the way. I think. Um, but anyway, so every time, like, something happens, Torbs is like, I've got it, like, all good. This morning, I was on the couch having my breakfast, and Torbs was like, oh, when are the guys coming over to record?

And I was like, oh, they should be here in 20 minutes. And he goes, oh, I'm going to go have a quick shower now then. Okay. I'll go have a quick shower now, and I'll be done before anyone gets here. Wow. I'm sitting. Is everyone listening and watching just pictures? picturing Tony's partner in the shower.

Some of us don't have to picture it. Does Torbs and his Slayer both fit in the shower at the same time? He has to go half half. Yeah. So he puts his bum in first and it's like the hokey pokey comes back out and reverse back in. Then he stands at the sink, then washes his cock. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I get it. In the kitchen sink. It goes all the way out. Anyway, I'm on the couch. Hmm. Charles. Oh, I was like, what name's going to be said first? Charles arrives.

Not going to say, comes. Charles arrives a little bit earlier than expected, which is so fine. And the ring door, but like the, like, the sensor goes off. Like, blah, and I go, just one second. You're not going to get up, get the door. And Charles goes, all good, don't rush. Like, he's like, from where I'm sitting right here, the front door's just. there like this is it is just there but like just there isn't just there when you've got a broken

fucking foot totally yeah um and it's also because if i go over there i can't wheel over and pick up pipa like i can't so i was just like i'll be there in a second and charles yelled back and he goes don't even stress your soul like it's so fun i'll wait here um i go fuck how can i do this i kind of start looking around and then torbs goes all good i've got it and I was like oh great he's obviously all done how was it Charles he well I because when he said I've got it I'm like you know who's like you know that it's literally my employee

like you know that we're working from home like we're kind of set up and we're like this is not my job in yesterday's episode well um it's definitely not torbs's job job to have had to get the door so I mean I'm getting sued on both sides here um And because Taubes goes, I've got it. I went, oh, he's already finished. Like, because I can't, what does I finish? Because I can't hear whether the shower is on in our onsuit or anything.

So I'm like, he's just like, yeah, I've got it. I was like, oh, great. And Charles has already said he's fine. I know he would have waited out there for 40 minutes. Like, I know that he would have, and that would have been fine. This is the sexiest story since Baby Girl. And we know how that ended. Torbs, I'd take it if I can throw a right.

hand look up the hallway and torbs is like kind of he's doing a quick walk because he knows the urgency but very cool walk from the bedroom right i look up there he is soaking wet still and he's got like the towel wrapped around his waist shit does it fit around the waist he's got a separate towel for the slayer that's wrapped in a turbo twisty like what I put in my hair that's what I was imagining just on the front

wrapped around and I went I went oh sweetie no no no no like I'll just get up he goes I've got it you've rest your foot sweetheart and he opens the door

he's got the towel he picks up Pippa and he just opens the door but as this is all kind of starting to happen so in one hand he's holding his dog And the other hand is her, PIPA.

And I start laughing because I'm thinking Charles is literally, he's got no idea what's going on, right? I start laughing. And all I'm imagining is that door opening and him, like, all of a sudden, like, seeing this. So I would like to hear Charles's POV of hearing me laugh and then seeing.

Yeah, Charles. what from your point of view son so what so what i thought had happened was i heard you laugh and because it was a bit of time i gathered torbs had been in the shower right and then because like i think he opened the door first then picked up pipper sure so the door was like this much opened and then i because then you started laughing so i then imagined that the towel had dropped and then you'd like laughed so i stood there until i think torbs or you said no no come in or something and then I opened up the door. Right. And what did you say when you

came in? I then saw taubbs with the towel two towels wrapped around. The two tails! How did it make you feel? We were chatting for a bit. I said and you can go now. Like I had to send him away. Like he was

he was he was like in host mode like he was. Is that? You know how when I got in afterwards and I tripped? Is that because Charles's jaw was still on the floor? Well, it was all the water that Torbs would probably... On the drool. But so I'm sitting just full spectator. I'm like watching this happen.

I'm watching Torbs open the door. I'm watching Charles just walk in. And then I said, I go, it's fine. Like, you can go. And then we are like, Charles and I are like losing it. And then I was like, oh, I'm really sorry. He goes, oh, it's okay. I'm really sweet about it.

Isn't that really sweet about it? Isn't that real nice? And then, yeah, so I just wanted to apologize for the logistics of working from home and the reality of working from home, not just for us working at my house, but also for Torbs. He doesn't work from home a lot. He's here, like, to take care of his beautiful fiancé. Yeah.

So Torbs is really, he's really doing. the most at the moment. He's also supposed to be like traveling for work right now on like quite a cool trip, which he's now not doing. Instead, you know, he's getting you socks. And opening the door for Charles in a towel. Jewel toweling at the front door. So I mean, depending on your position on the whole thing, I don't know which one you'd think

was better. I think everyone's better off. But I think the reality of working from home, like it just, it put it into perspective. And do you like it? Well, I enjoyed watching my two boyfriends kind of took to each other, one naked, the other one not. What was Charles wearing? Well, no, Tobs was closed. Obviously with a towel.

Charles didn't even have a towel on. That's how crazy it was. But what I will say is the other day, after recording an episode, we all had broke bread as a family. We did. We did. It was very nice. So, you know, there's, I think, positives and negatives. but I just wanted to apologise for the energy in the room

because obviously a lot of sexual tension between Charles and Torbs at the moment. That's why Torbs has been sent out for the recording of the episode. Yeah. I was going to call him in and I thought after what happened this morning, maybe not. Maybe not. I've got to you love to see it here from Tapa Clayton. Hi, Clayton Clob. And it's actually Dr. Klob. Apologies.

It's the start of the academic year. So Dr. Klob is in charge of a team at a big university. and there's lots of like meetings, what's the plan this year? What's, you know, how are we going to roll things out? How are we going to work efficiently and do our best for the students this year? Yeah. I've been inspired by Tony and Ryan to include, you love to see it at the end of all of our training sessions.

Yeah, amazing. It was a huge success and something that the teams agreed that we're going to keep doing. That's so fun. So many moments shared from the past few weeks about the impact our work has on our students and has brought many of us to tears. And that's before the thought of talking. Forbes naked. Yeah, that's before, yeah, absolutely.

So to Dr. Club, I love to see that you love to see it at your meetings. I love to see that Ryan loves to see you loving to see it. And I've always said that. You have. You really have. Oh, I hate to bring the mood down. Well, not the mood down, but take a bit of a fucking hook turn backwards. I've got to you love to see it here from Big Will.

And Big Will says, Tony, you won't believe it. I got an orgasmatron for my birthday. Yuck. They're so good. What I will say is I've really missed the orgasmatron because it's at the office. We didn't use that much at the back end of July. What happened to it? What did you in Charles?

Charles and I've been using it a little bit. I think Lil liked it too much and banned herself from using it. Is that fair to say? Because there's that video where you use it and you're like, oh my God. Lily actually orgasmatroned me in the massage chair once. That was pretty good. It was actually a bit intense and I had to be like, please leave me alone now. I had to be like, okay, no one touched him for a bit.

But Will, you're in for a good time. Although one of the downsides of the orgasmatron is... You can't do it to yourself. You can't do it. It just doesn't feel the same when you're doing it to yourself. I've used the one at home on Mabel and it just, she just like... Yeah, it's a crazy feeling. How does it...

Okay. Imagine what I assume was Dr. Charles' orgasmatron when he discovered this. Was he just like prodding himself with metal sticks and then just discovered it fucking rules. I have no idea. Like, how does that come to be? No idea. And also, why is it good? Why is it so inexplicably unreal? But it's just like an old wire coat hanger tapping you on the head. I know, but it's the equal pressure, isn't it, around the dome. But Big Will, sorry, he got an orgasmatron for his birthday, but also was gifted a champion TARPA membership for the year so that he can re-watch the Tarpathon. So what a great day.

For 24 hours Watch the tarpathon Make it rain And make it rain So true Happy birthday Big Will You love to see that Have a great weekend

Everybody obviously We're finished for the week Oh you know Oh there's a reaction video tomorrow mate So you can sing around for that Yep sorry you can do that as well But what I will say is Thank you so much for being part of the TARP community

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See you Monday. Love you. Bye. Today's episode is brought to you by Audible. And let me tell you. Audibles Romance Collection has something for every side of you. We're talking modern rom-coms from authors like Lily Chew and Ali Hazelwood, the latest Romantic series from Sarah J. Mars and Devney Perry,

Regency favourites like Pride and Prejudice, plus all the really steamy stuff. Maybe you're into hockey hunks, ooh, or sexy billionaires, like Tony Lodge. Or, not that she's into it, she is a sexy billionaire. Or forbidden realms. Oh, and you know what I'm saying of a forbidden realm. Who needs one book, boyfriend, when you can have five, one in the city, one on the hockey rink, one with a sword and dragons? Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.ca.

Little warning, you may develop unrealistic expectations of real life people, and that's okay. That's fine, totally fine. This episode is sponsored by the Audible Original Pride and Prejudice, an intimate performance that will have you falling in love with the Jane Austen classic all over again, one of the greatest romance novels ever written. Your wife, Bridges a Pride and Prejudice fan, isn't she? Yeah. Well, she'll love this.

It stars a full cast, including Marisa Abella as Elizabeth Bennett, and Harris Dickinson as Mr. Darcy, plus Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Will Poulter, Bill Nye, and Glenn Close as Lady Catherine DeBurg. This new adaptation is vibrant and modern with an original. original new score by a Grammy-nominated composer. Whether you're fresh to Pride and Prejudice or want to revisit a cherished favourite, you're in for a new and delightful listening experience. Listen to the new Pride and Prejudice at audible.ca slash jane Austen.