Toni and Ryan - Ryan Hates an Aussie Classic

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

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Can I say something? Please. F***ing suck. They're just so overrated. Baby girl. Oh, for f***ing s***. It's a big call, dude. It's just that overrate, like, worth the hassle.

No, I do get what you mean, but I think the internet is going to roast you like a chicken and a hot dog. I feel scared for the future of this business. Hi, this is Sarah from Connecticut. I'm Victoria from Charles in South Carolina. I'm Laura from Sydney and I prove this podcast Thursday we need the first day First day, Winnie the Pooh's day, he's fun and he's cuddly climbing a honey tree. Coming up today, advice from the Tony Lodge School of Finance. So yesterday you made me close my ears when you... Yeah, and I said there's a...

Well, actually, I don't want to give too much away, but if you're someone that likes buying stuff, we've got some advice for you. That's me. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah. But first, let's do normal or nah. Let's do normal or nah. Our normal and ahs are from the Facebook group and also you can submit your stories at tonyandryan.com.au.

There's a tab that says submit your stories. Now Scotty Driscoll sent through a message here. G'day, big Scotty. Big SD. SD! I've said this, the card. That's what they call him. Oh, I prefer to suck dick.

Did you just burp into the microphone after yelling suck dick? That's very off-brand for me. That's a Ryan special, both here in the microphone. Is it getting late in the day for you? Do we need to order you some lunch? I do need some lunch. I brought lunch with me though. Now, I've said this a few times over the years, but I feel like Scotty might have been in a bit of a zone, a bit of a mood when he wrote this one in. And I feel like we just need to feel his energy.

And let's just meet him where he's at. Yeah. Yep yep yep. Scotty Driscoll has a normal on now. G'day Scotty. Getting fucked off when someone else pushes the button at the pedestrian crossing when you're standing right there next to the button because as if you haven't already fucking pressed it. Normal. Scott also says when I walk up to a pedestrian crossing, I always push the button even if someone is standing right there, because as if I'm going to trust a fucking stranger and stand there all the fucking day like a fucking idiot. Am I normal? Yeah.

Am I normal or nah? Normal to both. Yeah. I think. As someone who has been the asshole that stood there and didn't press it and everyone went God Why isn't the traffic and I went? Like I'd obviously cuz you know in Melbourne this isn't everywhere But in Melbourne when you press it the other little light lights up to like let you know

It's been pressed exactly and I like looked it's like I have an in slow motion like the camera of my life was like And I like looked, it's like I have it in slow motion, like the camera of my life was like, do, do, do, pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Might press that again. Yeah. Oh, they must be having a slow day better give that another tap You ever do the double tapper you're like, you know, you kind of go. Oh, what the fuck like why isn't working? I didn't think though were real. I Agree, I thought when the traffic's going this way the walkers go on the outside and when the traffic goes that way the walk is Going on the button is just like a mirage. Nah, there is a chapter in my book

about hating pedestrian crossings. And that was my favorite one. Yeah. Chapter. Chapter heard, red. Red's good. Red is good. And I say that I hate it when like,

if you're gonna press the button, it's because you're prepared to wait. But if you're gonna like do a little dash across the road, just don't press it. It fucks the flow of traffic because then the people trying to turn right or you know, then get fucked. And I'm watching a green little man on the thing,

fuck the patriarchy, why is it a man? I'm watching the green little man go like, blip, blip, blip, bl blip blip, you know, and no f*** is there crossing, but I'm sitting there in my car like oh Mr. Nobody's obviously going across. But then you watch the smarmy little asshole who's just across the thing because they already went across the thing, and you just want to roll down your window and go like, oh, good writing your fucking flog. How are you going today, bud? You are a little bit hungry. I am a bit hungry. Yeah.

Yes, Charles, what's going on? Do you let your egg grow out on someone? You do that, don't you, you fucking little worm. I actually also am a road crosser, but I don't push the button, I'll just skip across. And that's why you got arrested though, this is the thing. See I pressed the button and the- No I know! And that's what people do and it fucks everyone!

It just occurred to me that I am a road-crosser and also have been arrested for jaywalking and I never thought those two things had anything to do with each other. So do you think that that is proof that prison is not effective? Conspiracy adjacent, we might get taken down. I think the justice system is misaligned. Heard. Chapter. Gold Coast.

Extra sprinkles on that truth toast. Liked and subscribed screw the lid back on that bad you might because it's true and a fucking chicken in my handbag and tell me it's Christmas any pets has a normal on our does she any pets does she Her middle names house and he has pets Cleaning your ears with a bobby pin My boyfriend says it's so much better than cotton buds because cotton buds push the stuff into your ear but the bobby pin is sharp so I can scoop it out. We've got random bobby pins all around the house.

He's got his coffee table bobby pin, his bedside table bobby pin, a bathroom bobby pin, and I find it grotty as fuck having a house full of bobby pins with wax on the end of them just sitting around. I mean that is fucked. Leaving them around but normal on using a bobby pin. Oh it's so bad it's so bad. I don't use the open end I use the the like closed, like the loop end. And what you can do is you can get in and you go in at the top and then you like scoop it down and it's fucking good.

I tell you what's crap. But I would only do that in the bathroom. And then I would wash the bobby pins. Yeah, you would just leave it on the coffee table. No, cause like what are you gonna use a Q-tip and then leave it on the floor? Like obviously not. Or in the kitchen.

Like also doing that anyway, that obviously not. Or in the kitchen, like also doing that anywhere that's not the bathroom feels fucking weird. It's like when people walk out of the bathroom while they're brushing their teeth, that makes me sick. Why? Because it's for the bathroom. Who are you trying to impress? Nah, it's just so strange to me

when people are brushing their teeth and they're like walking around as they're doing it, like walking around like, oh, and you can't really talk. So it's not like you can really get anything dumb, but you're just still like, and you don't know what they're saying. So then they have to go back into the bathroom,

spit it out and then come back out anyway. Just stay in there. Gossip. Yeah. Freight train of truth. Wow. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

I hate it. Yeah. Why, what's going on? Yes, Charles. Just while you're talking about toothbrushes, Tony sent something the other day, which was wild. Her and Torb's share an electric toothbrush. Yeah.

Yeah. We have separate heads. Yeah, I know. We don't live in Tasmania. Yeah, we share a toothbrush, but we have our own heads. Cause I take it into the shower and he doesn't, like he doesn't brush his teeth in the shower. So I just change it and then take it in between. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? I do, yeah. Okay. That's what I'm, oh.

I'm just taking the electric toothbrush into the shower again. Oh, it's gone flat again. No, no, no, no, no, no. But I do. Why's the hair in the toothbrush? Oh, I'm the disgusting one. That's smart. You share a fucking toothbrush with your partner. We don't share a toothbrush. You share a toothbrush handle. That's okay. The time's tough at your house.

Why don't you sell one of your soda streams? My toothbrush is sitting Tony Naked. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it.

I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. I'm going to go and get it. share a toothbrush handle. That's okay. Time's tough at your house. Why don't you sell one of your soda streams?

My toothbrush is seeing Tony naked. It has, because you shared a bathroom. Yeah. My eyes have seen Sophie naked. Because of the sharing of the bathrooms. Yeah. Anyway. Sophie's in there doing a pee

and Tony's in the shower masturbating with a toothbrush That that that that's what it sounds like Marcy hi Marcy isn't Marcy a pretty name very pretty Marcy Normal or nah packing enough underwear for a trip like you're planning on shitting yourself twice a day. Normal. Normal. Absolutely.

You've got to. And also you plan, when you pack for a trip, you plan as though you're wearing a different entire outfit every day. Like, oh, I'm going for seven days. I better take seven pants. Well, no, in my real life, I wear the same jeans four weeks.

I'm gonna wear black jeans every day and a couple of t-shirts to rotate through. Yeah. Who am I trying to kid? Like, what am I doing? Like, it's the passport personality, though. It is the passport personality. Montana Belle Walker. I'm gonna need that one more time.

It's Montana Dash Walker. I'm gonna need that one more time. It's Montana Dash Bell. Oh I thought Montana Bell was just one single name and I thought they couldn't decide between Montana and Annabelle and they went you know what? You know what's my favorite kind of cheese? The Montana Bell. Is that a top of cheese? It just sounds like a top of cheese. Oh sorry I thought that you maybe were doing a play just sounds like a top of cheese. Oh, sorry. I thought that you maybe were doing a play on baby Belle. I thought we did say anything like it. That way my brain went to cheese.

Baby Belle. I love baby Belle. It feels like such a fun naughty snack. Cause I'm like, I just eat the hunger cheese. Like who said that that's okay? Montana. Like who's decided that? Montana has.

Do you know what cheese sucks dick and not in a good way? Laughing cow cheese. I know you like it. It's disgusting. I hate it. Before we get too much on our high horse, we might just need to read Montana Bellwalkers. Normal or not? Because I think this will split the crowd.

Love it when you split me. What do I look like to you? A fucking toothbrush? I don't fuck my toothbrush. I think it's really important that people know that. Saving your seasonings from the bottom of your shape box and sprinkling it on buttered toast pizza shapes specifically a favorite. No, no, no, noed toast, like a little seasoning. Can I say something? Please. Please. Go on.

You so often do. Is this about to be freight train fact with extra fact? Get ready to print this out in hand, strangers. Get ready to put this on a t-shirt. Shapes suck. They're just so overrated. Baby girl. Like I know last week we did like, cause the tongs, cause your hands get a bit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But after shapes shapes i'm finding flaky bits of flavor fucking everywhere for weeks and it's not worth the hassle because they're not that good in the first place give me a sacata because that doesn't get on your hands and it still tastes pretty fucking good like a plain sacata i'll cop a plain sarcata over a shape. There I said it. And you can't put shapes into dip. Succotas are so versatile, but shapes are just fucking shit. I agree with you that I love a rice cracker. Thank you. So yummy. Like I will say that. I don't think that sarcata's needed to be brought into this. Great. So coming up. Sa-kata, hardly Noah. Ba.

Hardly Noah. Sa-kata, hardly Noah. I think shapes are yum. I like them. The Vegemite ones are my favorite. Like the Vegemite and cheese ones, fuck. They're so yummy. It's just they're over, like, worth the hassle.

No, I do get what you mean, but I think the internet is going to roast you like a chicken in a hot dog. I feel scared for the future of this business. Like that's, it's a big call dude. She shares a fucking toothbrush with her partner. Oh my God. I don't think I've said one of the top 10 craziest things this episode. I do. Top 10? You don't like shapes. Oh, they're just not worth it.

Do you remember those ads, the flavor you can see? Just got bigger. And it was like little mariachi band and they were on the biscuit. I mean, that's just years worth of fucking entertainment. Speaking of shapes ads, we don't have any coming up to you. Thanks to my good friends at Arnott's.

Are they Arnott's? Yeah. Yeah. You've just taken the bull by the horns. You have fucked us for the biscuit world forever. No, and all other biscuits are perfect and shapes are only a nine out of 10. And I've always said that. But we love Sarkar Tars. Yeah, who does Sarkar Tars?

Are they the same company? No, that's Fantastic, isn't it? The same as the Noodles? Yeah. Well, sorry, Fantastic have a brand of rice crackers. Who owns Sarkar Tars? Pepsi! No!

Sarkar Tars Rice Snacks Australia is owned by Pepsi but how yummy are these ones the fantastic what Smith's yeah do you remember those fantastic ones they are fantastic get those on Amazon2.25, that's a good deal. Have we finished the episode yet? Oh, sorry. See you in a second. Are we still at the start of this one? Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Put a shape in me and call me a- Oh my God! Sakata originated more than 50 years ago in the village of Sakata in Japan. Have you been there? No. Two brothers began their tradition of making the delicious rice cracker known and loved by the Japanese for its fine

crispy texture. What were they called? Sakata brothers. For those playing at home, the Shaka brothers are our favorite place to go in Auckland. Should we go get an oyster? You make me moister than an oyster. Oyster? I don't really know how to... I'm out of here. Hi, this is Sarah from Connecticut.

I'm Victoria from Charleston, South Carolina. I'm Laura from Sydney, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Okay, so we've been saying gospel and you know, what about like tsunami of sure. Sorry, I backed that in so hard and it sucked. I actually was thinking sure before you said it because of the S's, but it's a different S. Yeah, but it's not the right S. I was going to say tsunami of yes, but that's not- Tsunami of certainty. Wave of wow.

Downpour of definitely. Okay, a big shout out to our champion, Thomas. Tired of totally. Totally. The channel are dead. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired.

I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm another champion. What is happening? Do you want to start to go from the top, bud?

Channel it, dude. I've done it again. Sorry. Nick's and Zayn. Which one? Nick's and Zayn? Harley, no. Couple boys having a good night?

Claire Rose gonna be Claire, Nick Sheridan, Annette, Ms Piggy, Martin Roman and Hilga DeBacker. Is that Wally DeBacker's sister? That's got to be her. Wally DeBacker? What? Is that Gotya's name?

Yeah. Oh, is it? Could be. What? Is it actually? Yeah. Oh, is it? Good bet. Now, is it actually? Yeah. Wally Tabaka? It's huge of you.

That's amazing. Wally Tabaka? I've never met him before and I love Gojia. I'm going to piss my little knickers. If you're watching, we would love it if you subscribe to us on YouTube. If you're listening, hit follow on Apple or Spotify. It really helps us in the back end. And thank you to everyone else who was already helping our back end.

A one click favor, darling Noah. Have a sarkar tar on us. We aren't paying. Enjoy a sarkar tar while listening to Tony and Ra. If you've bought some dumb shit and want to know how to justify it, welcome to the Tony Lodge School of Finance. This is a direct quote from Tony yesterday. I didn't spend heaps of money on woo woo shit.

I made a health investment Tony Lodge owner of a rarely used stand-up paddleboard Purchaser of two now given away home treadmills Purchaser and non-user of a sharkty mat. She hasn't bought heaps of shit that No, no. Okay, I've got an answer for all three of those things. I know. Stand up paddle board.

We use that together. So endless hours of fun. One hour of fun, one time. The treadmills actually, they did not work. Like they actually, cause I bought really cheap ones off Kogan. And so the remote wouldn't connect to it.

And then it was like, no, no, no, you can use this app. And it was this really, really weird app that didn't, it connected to both. So if you try to turn one on, they both turn two. And he couldn't use them at the same time. I knew you had a problem with the treadmill, but I didn't know that was it. That is crazy. Yeah, so they-

Charles, what speed do you wanna go? Yeah, yeah. And the idea of getting two was that we could like do it together. Yeah, pick your speed, off you go. Yeah, if you turn one on, so if you wanted to just do it by yourself, I would have to go in and unplug. And just have it running.

Have a pipper. Jump on, sweetheart. Yeah. So they were actually, they were a terrible investment. The problem with them was there was no one on them walking. No, well, you couldn't get on it because it was like a danger. And because this app wasn't very secure, so you didn't know if it was actually like, you know, stealing your data and stuff.

Like it was pretty bad. When I was online shopping and I showed Tony something and she goes, I wouldn't put my credit card on that website. I said I'd use PayPal for that one. Yeah. Now I saw this ad for a Shakti mat and I was like, geez, wouldn't that be good? And Tony goes, oh, you can have mine. And then I was like, of course you've got one. Yeah. Now I saw this ad for a Shakti mat and I was like, geez, wouldn't that be good? And Tony goes, oh, you can have mine. And then I was like, of course you've got one.

No, I just didn't say you could have it. I said, you can try mine. But I just love that you already had it. Hey, I'm on your side here. No, you're absolutely not. Wait for this sentence. I'm so proud of this. Because of a health investment,

Tony hasn't bought heaps of shit. She has a diversified portfolio. Yes. Thank you for finally understanding. Now you did say the other day, oh, I've spent fucking heaps of money on something, but I actually am loving it. And I said, how much? And you did that face. So, okay. Well, if you think of it from the perspective of the health, it is a health investment and I live, I just think we should start using the word investment instead of spent.

Yes. It's not a cost. I agree. It's an investment. I agree. Do you want me to tell you what it was first, or do you want me to tell you the amount first? I think tell me what it was. Okay, well first of all

It is a health investment. Okay And I'm actually gonna save money long term with this if you use it. Oh and I'm actually gonna save money long-term with this. If you use it. Oh, and I am? Yep. It's a toothbrush. Oh, are you joking? I'm actually not. And then we talked about toothbrushes heaps,

so that's like crazy. Is it your own one? Well, no, we bought a toothbrush. We bought a toothbrush and because we share and thank fucking God because... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, before you tell me how much it was, what does it do? What does it do? It's a toothbrush. But I'll never need the dentist again. This is not what you don't understand.

That's what I mean. Is it doing fillings? Is it whitening? It couldn't do a root canal or anything. So you might need a dentist again. Not if I keep using this toothbrush, which obviously I will. But I guess when you just came in and said, oh, I spent a bit too much, what's the difference between one that you'd pick up pretty cheap at Chemist's warehouse and whatever you got? Why is this?

I don't really know. Is it like, you know how everything claims that have AI now? Or no, it doesn't have AI. AI and lasers. No, it's like, but it does have like a, so you can, when you turn it on, it does have a screen and you can change the mode. And change what you're watching on Netflix. Yeah, as you're doing it. And it like has, I think most toothbrushes have this maybe,

but and it like, will the vibration changes every 30 seconds so you know like where you're up to. I've never, that's pretty amazing. So it has that, which is quite good. What, so you're like, oh. What did you just say? Apart from the screen, my $30 electric toothbrush of Amazon.

That's what I'm saying. I'm like, what's... Does it do any of that flossing stuff? Flossing? Yeah, those water flosses. Nah, it doesn't have a water pick in it. Does it have the flossing bit? But it has a screen to tell you what mode it's on.

Yeah, so you can do like daily clean, whiten, gentle. How does it whiten? Well, I guess if you were doing like whitening toothpaste or like, you know how you can get that like whitening mousse and stuff, maybe it's just like a bit gentler and you can kind of, I don't know. I haven't used it yet. So just brushing a bit lighter. Well, I don't know. But also the other thing that it does is that if your pressure is good, it go like it lights up like the around there. So you know how it's like, if this is the toothbrush, that's like the handle and then that's the head around here It lights up green when your pressure is good. And then if you're too soft, it will go like blank

So you need the validation of the light? No, no, but then if you're going too hard, it goes red Because you know how if you brush too hard, it's like really like gum recession and fuck and whatever Yeah, it's like not good for you if you brush too hard Yeah, so Charles you got an electric toothbrush for what you say, $30 on Amazon? Yeah, cause I went into like the store and they were all so expensive. So I just went on Amazon.

It's a no name brand. And so all things considered, but like all things considered like gets the job done. It gets the job done. It's got all the different modes. You just click through them. For 30 bucks. Yep. Cool. Yeah. There's just not a screen.

Sophie? Well, no, I just have one more question. Does it look chic? It does look quite chic actually. It's black. Oh, it's like a matte black See you pay See you're paying for the car. Apparently not if Charles's black. Okay, that's nice. That is nice Before hand I'd actually want to change what we're doing. No, but you you did say like I'm gonna use it first in my life. It's not like the other ones

You are literally using this daily like cost per use. Yeah How many years will you need it if it's a dollar a brush? I don't know. Did it come with like extra brushes and stuff? Like their heads and stuff, different heads? No. Oh, because if it came with five, oh, I don't have to reply it because I just- Well, you just like,

but the heads aren't that expensive to just like click on. Yeah, but for whatever you pay, you'd hope that would be included. Yeah, mine came with eight. Mine came with one. So we ordered another packet because obviously Torbz and I use the same toothbrush, so we needed another one.

What happens when you travel? Um, what do you mean? Oh, I don't. So I just, I just packed my toothbrush and go away and then Torbs just doesn't brush his teeth for a few weeks. Um, I actually, oh, this is another whole thing. No, I don't travel with an electric toothbrush. I just would take a manual toothbrush with me when we travel.

The word manual is so funny. That's what it's called. I mean, it is, but just- Sorry, I'm lashing out. I'm an adult. I can be calm. I just take like a manual toothbrush when I'm traveling because I'm stressed about the battery in my bag.

You know how that's like a thing? No, you know how you're not supposed to travel with a battery in your bag? But then Charles told me the other day that it's, you just can't do that for things that you can't take the battery out of. Okay. Like a phone?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or anything that's rechargeable, I guess. We all take phones and laptops and stuff. What's the difference? In your checked. Ah. You're not supposed What's the difference? Oh in your checked? You're not supposed to put a phone or laptop in the checked but say like aren't ya know What right

Wait, no Yeah, I've done it heaps times. What do you mean? I've also done it but you're not supposed not supposed to okay, but yeah, so anyway So I was like well, I don't travel with anything in my checked bag that has a battery in it, because I thought you weren't supposed to. Then Charles was like, if you can't take the battery out, you can.

So if it was a toothbrush or like a sex toy or something, you could, unless it was one that you had to put batteries into. Gospel. Yeah. So would you like to write this down and I'll read it? Would you like to like text it? What if we don't say it and we just get to enjoy it and the tarpas get to just say it? No, no. We are as one. I'm no more important than any other tarpa and so there's

no like gatekeeping of information. Okay, well first of all, we got it during prime sale, so we got like quite a bit of money off. Say how much off? Oh no. Say how much off? Considering the going rates about 30, how much did you get off? I lied, sorry, it was 35.

Sorry, thank you, Charles. Oh, well that's inflation. How much off? 120. 120 off. So you paid minus 90? What's the math? 120 off.

It was $400. You could have bought 13 of Charles's toothbrushes. What do I need 13 toothbrushes for? Liked and subscribed. You spent $400 on a $520 toothbrush. I made money. You're up. What did you do with the rest? Bet it on the horses.

Yeah, I know. I do think it's going to last a really long time. Thank you, Sophie. I hope Sophie's right. Yes. And do you know what's crazy? The price and the fact that you bought it? Is that we got like the fucking IQ 7. They're up to like 12. There's ding bats spending way more than me. Oh so that? I'm just saying. What brand is it? It's an Oral-B. I think it is called like IQ8 or IQ7.

Yeah, it's IQ7. I-O-7. Oh, I-O, yeah. Okay, I've just clicked on that and it's 280 for the brand new top of the range one. Which one did you say? I-O-7? No, ours is the next, it's not that one.

Oh yeah, they're up to 10. This one, I-O-8, $366. That is the next, it's not that one. Oh yeah, they're up to 10. This one, IOA, $366. That is the- Also, if you had to wait a few more days, we would have saved another 40. Well, no, I think that that's just... The black one's nice though. Yeah. Oh, it does come with extra heads.

That's good. Seven brushing modes, smart pressure sensor, multicolored light signals. You know how I said about the, like, so if you're brushing too hard. Oh, I was right. Guidance via app with AI recognition. Oh, I haven't set that up.

Magnetic charging, interactive color display. See exactly where you brush thanks to 3D tracking. I didn't know you could do that. That's a lie. Rechargeable travel pouch for traveling. Yeah, true. So true. And the new one has an interactive charging dock.

I don't think that we have that. I was going to say the dock actually looks like... Oh, the 3D tracking is only with the 9. Oh, I beg your pardon. That can like cool good on ya for inventing with such great technology but like. Well you know you kind of see that stuff and you go well who the fuck is doing that and jeez. And her name's Tony Lodge. Yeah and you know, jeez Tony Louise It's just I'm so I'm so bummed Because I want to hate myself, but it is incredible

Yeah, it is the best toothbrush I've ever used it is like I Don't know like I don't know whether so the toothbrush that we had before was like the I don't know, like, I don't know whether it's, so the toothbrush that we had before was like the $30 one that you get from like Kmart or Target, like in the plastic thing. And that lasted us forever. Actually, a fun fact about that toothbrush is that Alex's mom bought it for me for my birthday, which is just crazy and a whole different kettle of fish. I didn't think I could feel any more just like sad than I already did. And I remember being like, oh, you're trying to tell me something. Yeah, she goes, I'm sick of smelling.

My son's cock on your breath. And I went, gospel sister gospel. If it wasn't for... I went truth with extra spink. If there wasn't for many monetization factors that would have been one of the great episode titles. Get your... I'm sick of smelling my sons cock on your breath.

Fuck dude. You know what? sun's got on your breath. Fuck dude. You know what? And that lasted us forever. And so I think cause it had kind of slowed down, it went right out of charge real quick and stuff like that. Also half each. We share. Yeah, half price, 200 bucks each.

That is true. That is true. And that is like fucking. Savings. Now I also just want to go into bat for you here Half price 200 bucks each that is true. That is true. That is like fucking savings Now I also just want to go into bat for you here for a second because not everything is Always based purely on the numbers and the financials. No, sometimes things can deliver Personal value happiness and you can't really put a number on that So if you love cleaning your teeth with

3D tracking and AI produced follow-up multi-colored systems tracking, then who the fuck is any of us to question where you're splashing your lots of cash? And what I will say as well is that toothbrush is getting used more than any other toothbrush on earth because it's getting used four times a day. Look at my teeth. Well cost per wear, you do that every day for a year. Like you are making profit. You're being really nice.

Thank you. I got it. It is really crazy. Like I know. Yeah. Like I get it. Yeah. But it's a health investment.

Thank you, Sotie. You know, I don't know if anyone else has read the Barefoot Investor. You strike me as a guy, maybe you has, right? Scott Payne. But I'm very aware of Southwell. I've read like three chapters. And I think chapter one is like, buy yourself a good pillow.

You're an adult. Can someone please in the comments, the episode thread YouTube, tell me where to get a good pillow? We haven't found a good pillow for fucking years. I already made that TikTok remember like is there a place where you can go and be like... Was there any themes in the comments of that? There was a couple of places that you can't get it delivered in Australia.

Like so you go on and you do the quiz but then you can't actually order the pillow. I ended up going what is that place next to the Bunnings where we stopped for you to wait that time when we were filming that menu log video? The amount of places to stop for me to pay the good guys. No. What's kitchen warehouse Republic or something? What's that place called? The bed store. But it's like a...

Freedom, a dares. Is it in the home where, home care? It's in a homemaker centre. It's in the homemaker centre in West Brunton, no in Forkner. Bunnings... Like Coburg North, Forkner. Bunnings Coburg is the one that we stopped at. And, oh, was it? The bedding factory? The bedding warehouse? It's called like... Beds R Us? Beddingtons? Coburg bed shop. It's like a dares but it's not a dare.

Pillow talk! Pillow talk! Pillow talk! I went there and I laid on every pillow they had in that shop. There was about 50. I laid on every pillow and the girl was so kind and so patient. And I basically went in there and I was like, if the right pillow costs $3 million, I will do it because my fucking neck is fucked. I ended up... $20 pillow... was the perfect one for me. And they had pillows over $500.

Are you telling me your toothbrush costs... Yes. 40 times the amount of... Because if it's the right one, it's the right one. It's not about the price, it's about the goodness. Printed and handed out to strangers. So go down to Pillow Talk in Koeberg. I'd love to see it.

And now I need to premise this, you love to see it. You know how like you can enjoy a true crime show. Yeah. But it doesn't mean you like support the crime. Oh, I hope it doesn't. Yeah, because what I'm about to say is fucked. But this story of it all has just got me enthralled. So someone who at like, you know, the age of 11 made a sign for my bedroom

that said, I love global warming because we've learned about it at school. And I thought it was really interesting. And it was like the topic. Yeah, like I love the science of global. But I had this big sign on my door that said, I love global warming. Like just a little Hitler. Like what's wrong with me?

Like what the fuck? What is wrong with you? I know. And I ran it out like a sun on it and like clouds and stuff. And it just said, I love global warming. Oh my god. Because in brackets like as a topic.

No, it just said that. Because there's probably photos of me like ah. I found this true crime I really love. So I got a bumper sticker that says I love murder. Yeah. I'm all for it. Yeah. So I'm right there with you is what I'm murder. I'm all for it. Yeah. Um, so I'm right there with you is what I'm saying. Great. Great. Great. Cause um, this is a story from the, I learned

this at uni the other day because it's from the academic world. Uh, so the lecturer goes, you all heard about this? And we're like, no, because we don't work at a fucking university. But it's like, it's all the universities are talking about. Yeah, right. Francesca Gino. Oh, she was a Harvard professor, but was fired for fraud. Oh my God. Ah, she was a- Fraud, Cheska. Yeah. Right? So she was a rising star at Harvard and one of the highest paid professors and was like this groundbreaking researcher.

And she was just like popping the fuck off. So was Elizabeth Holmes. You know what I'm saying? I very much so. Heard. So researchers have hypotheses and curiosities. And then they do research to like find out if it's true or what's going on or what's causing this thing to happen. They truly follow the rabbit hole.

Yeah. And finding out these answers contributes to the world's body of knowledge. Oh, that's beautiful. But instead of like finding the answer, Professor Francesca Gino manipulated data, altered results, and filled in the surveys herself to ensure that the findings agreed with her theories. So she goes, I reckon people are like this, I'm going to survey a thousand people. And then just like, she must've been the one that wrote the call survey. Yes. That's why it doesn't align to us. Yes. It was fraudulent data. Gino. I'm about to tell you her area of research. Yeah. Her area of research is on ethics, dishonesty and deceptive human behavior.

I know another professor that works in that area. Yeah. Is a professional dishonest person. So Harvard's fired her, stripped all of her funding. Well of course. And they've had to retract because Harvard like. And that looks so's fired her, stripped all of her funding. Well of course, yeah. And they've had to retract because Harvard like. And that looks so bad on them, right?

Yeah. And, uh, but when you find out she works in the area of like why are people liars? And she's fudging, and I just went. And so there's all these like think pieces and people writing up and like she's been doing it for years and no one ever read. What a scandal.

I know know right? And so whilst I don't love to see that, I love to see this. Yes, I love global warming. Sorry, conspiracy adjacent. While we're going down the track of- Rabbit holes? Academia.

Sure. You know, Emily sent this story on patreon next year apparently they are releasing an RMS Titanic simulator where you have to survive the sinking ship on PlayStation 5 you move the debris you get through obstacles and fight for your life in the freezing water Emily says anyway, who might be interested? Love the pod. I am interested. Isn't that the grimist wording though? Oh yeah, and you like fight for your life in the terrible water and like, you know. You too can try and survive hypothermia. Yeah. Idea. You know how everything's like AI and like virtual reality? Yeah, my toothbrush. Yeah. So you get in a suit. Yeah. Right. Like VR. Like Millhouse's mum. Yes. Sorry son, I'm in my jacuzzi suit. And when you go in the

water in the Titanic, the suit gets real cold. That's good. So because I think the hard bit is like you're trying to concentrate and come up with a strategy and so. But you're so cold. But your body's like in shock yeah and so i think to really experience the trauma of the rms c4t titanic yeah you don't have to be silly it's just the rms titanic is to feel the because it's sitting on the couch oh yeah maybe i'll go in the water yeah and cate winslet was in the cold. That's my favorite movie fact is that the water was genuinely freezing. Her nipples were fucking, yeah, insane.

Yes, Sophie. At Warner Brothers Movie World on the Gold Coast. They do like 4D movies. What's the fourth dimension? Like space, like water. Space, like water and the chair moves a little bit. That's sick. So you get a movie world. What's the fourth dimension? Space! Water! Pigs! That's sick.

A movie world? Yeah, yes. You've got your 3D glasses on and there's also, you know, stuff like environment, I guess is the fourth dimension. What if we took a sneaky midweekie and went up and watched the RMS Titanic movie? And someone sprayed us on the face. The fourth dimension I love four days Girls, sneak in midweek into the Gold Coast. We want four dicks.

Anyway. Cocktails and dreams wouldn't know what hit it. Oh, it wouldn't. Yeah, you ladies up there on a Tuesday night. Sophie and I, oh my god. Half-price cocktails before seven. Lily as well. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Jagerbox. Oakley Sonny's inside. People would be like, is that cheek flip? I don't think you're allowed into cocktails and dreams without sunglasses. That's fun. Is that like a thing? Yeah, that's one of the clubs is cocktails and dreams. The other one's called the bedroom and they're just beds in the club. People will probably be like, Oh, who's that meter maid that's still working about me? If you're watching on YouTube, we're going to put a picture of the meter made up here and this is a photo of Tony here.

And here's a picture of me photoshopped onto the meter made. You'll like what you see. All right. Tomorrow we have a reaction video on YouTube. The pod will be back on Monday. I love every single one of you. Love you so much. Clean those teeth.

I was literally about to say, and here's to good oral health. Here's to good oral full stop.