Toni and Ryan - Ryan is FLAPPED

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

You never thought you'd see it - but Ryan is flapped today! We chat about Cruella and we clarify some language we use. Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, Keegan speaking. Kia ora, Keegan. It's Tony and Ryan. Oh, hi. Hi, how are you? I'm good. That is amazing news. Ryan's here as well.

Yeah, we'd love it if you approved today's podcast. Yeah, we'd love to. Yay! Hi, Keegan from Tauranga, New Zealand, and I approve this podcast. Yeah, I would love to. Hi, it's Kegan from Tauranga, New Zealand, and I approve this podcast. It's Thursday, Thursday, talking about films on Thursday. Everybody's looking forward to talking about Cruella. So this week we're talking about Cruella. Yeah.

Cruella DeVille. And it actually... Cruella DeVille. If she doesn't scare you, I don't know who will. It's something, something, something, something, something. Cruella DeVille If this is your first time listening to the podcast Yeah, I sing a lot No, you don't

And even if you did, just pretend that you don't Okay I've never sung in my life Welcome to the show Oh, okay I'm sweaty And today we're talking about I'm really hot

Are you hot? Are you sweaty? No Okay But I haven't been singing Cruella DeVille That was beautiful Oh, okay. I'm sweaty. And today we're talking about. I'm really hot. Are you hot? Are you sweaty? No. Okay. But I haven't been singing Cruella. That was beautiful. Wow. Today we're talking about Cruella. Because Tony, a fashionista and influencer.

It's true. Has started influencing people with her shameless wearing of non-tight skinny jeans. And I love it. Love it. What did you say about that girl who posted in the group? That she looked better than me. And you said, of course it looks good on her. Hot people look good in anything.

Yeah. Well, it's true. It is true. It is true. It's one of the great myths. When you go online and you see people wearing clothes, you go, oh, I'll get that shirt. I'll look great.

That looks great. Yeah. And for me it looks like a fucking ham. They're just hot. You know like when a salami is wrapped up with netting and like the bits bulge out? That's kind of what I look like sometimes. You see something on ASOS and you go,

that's going to look great on me and you get it and you think, oh, fuck no. I'm just an overstuffed chorizo. I look like a fucking beached whale. I look like a dolphin caught in a net. So on our Patreon, we get people to vote on the movies. I'm going to ignore that dolphin in a net comment. And this is very important that you pay attention to the caption.

Yes, because there is important information. We don't just type stuff for fun. Willy nilly. Willy nilly. You've said willy nilly a lot this week. Thanks for the air check, bud. Oh, you're so fucked off. Yep, okay.

Since Tony started influencing her people with her shameless wearing of non-tight jeans, this week we're wearing fat. This week we're talking fashion movies. We've already watched The Devil Wears Prada. Because we did very early on because I'd never seen The Devil Wears Prada. Because we did very early on because I'd never seen The Devil Wears Prada. So don't at me because that's clearly the obvious choice. When we're talking about fashion movies, it's clearly obvious choice. We've already watched it, so don't complain when it doesn't come through.

Where's Armani? Get me Armani. Okay. Amy. Yeah. Hi, Amy. How are you going? You're lucky you put an explanation in the caption

as to why Devil Wears Prada is not on the list. Do they mean Devil's Wears Prada? Yes. Yeah. Because I would have been angry. But what I like about Amy, though, is she's actually read the fucking caption. And acknowledged.

And acknowledged. That's why it's not on there. The same can't be said for a bunch of other people who didn't read the caption. They just saw movies about fashion, couldn't find Devils Wears Pradas and said, where the fuck is it? Cedar Cunningham. Oh, I'll tell you a different name.

Yeah. Why isn't Devils Wears Pradas on the list? Hey, Cedar Cunningham, did you see the caption? Nice. Cedar caption. Because there's a lot more of that. Nice. Yep.

Oh. I love watching you fired up. Is this what Bridget gets at home? You get home and you're full of passion? Yeah. Yeah. Megan Radke. Hi, Megan.

Surprised that Devils Wears Pradas isn't on the list. Okay. Sorry, was that Megan Radke? Yeah. I'd prefer Megan read the captions before you commented. Oh. God damn it, Megan. Yep.

You were doing the Lord's work with your caption, mate. Monique de Rocha. Oh, here we fucking go, sure. Yep. Where's the Devils, where's Priders? Hey, Monique de Rocha. Did you get a chance to Monique to read the caption? Nice. Also, Monique de Rocha. Did you get a chance to Monique to read the caption? Nice.

Also, Monique de Rocha. This was a lot funnier when I thought of it. No, it's very good. And I appreciate that you're getting the anger out of your body. It's important to get the poison out. Thank you. But Monique de Rocha is like a religious listener. She knows we've done the Devil Wears Prada's.

She knows that. Sheadas. She knows that. She knows. She knows that. So don't fucking come for the arse, Monique's deroges. Stanley's tuckies. Yeah, see, that's what. I'm on your side, mate. Remember last week we went to Amsterdam for an approval with Arnoux?

Remember Arnoux? We're really going to skip over Dev's Wears Prada like that, says Anu. Okay. I think his name's Arnud. It doesn't work for the rhyme. Oh, okay. But also he was not from Amsterdam. He was from Iceland.

I'm just letting you know, mate. Just doing the job. Okay. Sorry. No, he is from Amsterdam and fuck him. Well, I called him Arnu because I wanted to say, Anu fucking kidding me, didn't you not read the caption? What was his real name?

Arnard. You can see my dilemma here, can't you? No, that's fine. And I think we can change people's names when they're idiots. I actually read that somewhere in the Constitution. Page six of the Constitution. If it works that you're well aware of that. Page six of the Constitution. If it works for a rhyme, change their name. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I thought you were going to do a rhyme. If it works for the rhyme, change it every time. Thank you, Tony. Yep. So, Arnu, fucking kidding me, read the fucking caption. He's obviously not our nerd because he can't fucking read. No!

God, you worked on those. I didn't. That's just my brain, mate. I'm just that good. I know, you are that good. Wow. And what I will also say is that you- Yeah, this is big Devil's Wears Prada's, I think.

They're onto us. You have always, and not that i've ever disagreed but you're pro emma stone you love emma stone she is great i do love emma stone yeah and i don't know what i expected from coella because i'm not a big i guess it's a theatrical type of the movie characters the remakes i'm not always into that this sorry it's a theatrical type with all the characters what What do you mean? Like the superhero or Disney or the characters who are like known, like Cruella de Vil is a known character that's been played

for many generations, blah, blah, blah. Sure. And theatrical because it is a very theatrical, fun thing. Am I wrong about that? No, you're not wrong, but like you like Christopher Nolan films, they're also very theatrical and like over the top. Like there's like a big production it's like a massive thing it's just it was just a weird way to frame it but I'm on your side actually mate and this is a safe space so you say whatever you need Christopher Nolan doesn't have dogs dressed up as rats which was fucking hilarious and cute by the

way the dogs was the real star of the show okay It's pretty cute that the dog takes the wallet, puts it in the umbrella and stuff. Yeah, I know. It's super cute. It's super cute. What I'm trying to say is Cruella was unbelievable. I loved it. It's a very good movie.

Yeah. It is. It's great. Are we allowed to like villains? Because I feel like I like it. We were talking about this the other day. I feel like I love Cruella now and I don't know if I'm supposed to like a villain.

But isn't – so I love 101 Dalmatians, like the real version with Glenn Close in it. So Glenn Close plays Cruella de Vil and I'm not a big Disney girl, but I just, I had them on VHS. I fucking flushed them. And do you like her in those movies? Like are you supposed to like her or is it like? No, she's like evil. You're supposed to kind of like. Be on the dog's team those movies? Like are you supposed to like her or is it like she's like evil?

You're supposed to kind of like. Be on the dogs team. Yeah, and you're supposed to kind of like I guess admire her because she wears like beautiful fancy fashion and it's kind of like the older I get the more I like understand why, not why she wanted to kill all those dogs and wear that fur, but why she's like fabulous and like a bit tortured. Yeah.

And so when you watch these like villain like. Origin stories. Origin stories, thank you. You kind of, yeah, you're in two minds because you're like, oh, everyone has a, like people aren't evil for no reason, I guess is like the thing you're supposed to learn. Have you watched, I mean, there's a few of them now, like Joker. Nah.

I feel like I've wanted to watch Joker and I just never have. Yeah, so that's the Joaquin Phoenix movie and it's kind of like the background of how the Joker became like the Joker. And, yeah, you kind of learn all this stuff about his life before the Batman thing and you're kind of like, oh, oh, oh, like he's really gone through it and like he's, you know, maybe tried to do the right thing but had to, you know, beg, borrow and steal to make ends meet or whatever and things like that.

Like so, yeah, they're a villain still and they're not doing the right thing and you don't want to justify what they're doing but it's like you kind of see from their perspective. Also, why did everyone choose Cruella? There's a dead mum and an adopted kid. Could this movie be any triggering for us? Yeah. Did you know that before?

So I've seen Cruella before. So did you? Because I was like, oh, I'll put Cruella on the list. Yeah, I didn't really think about it like that because I was just like, oh, I love 101 Dalmatians. The movie was fantastic. How good's Emma Stone? Yeah.

And then I was watching it last night and I was like, what's going on here? Oh, okay. This is a bit Tony and Ryan Trigger Town. Like, I don't know about this. But, I mean, yeah. I mean, the first ten minutes, the mum dies. Like, do I need to watch the movie?

I fucking lived it. All good. It's like when people are like, have you seen Bambi? I'm like, I lived it in real life. Yeah. My mum was shot by a hunter. She wasn't. Thanks for clarifying.

My mum was a deer. She wasn't. Thanks for clarifying. My mum was a deer. She wasn't. So, and we also love what I didn't expect. And you know that I love a heist movie. See, I was thinking that. I was like, you love a heist. They're doing all this like cool little crime. Cool little crime stuff.

And even how she gets the job at the first fashion place. Yeah. Where he like sneaks in the roof and puts her resume in the thing. And then afterwards he goes, but just letting you know, you have got the job, but I had to beef up your resume a bit. And she's like, oh, what did you lie about? He's like, all of it. Well, I couldn't put on a resume, professional thief, 10 years experience.

Yeah, they're not really keen on that. I did love with the resume they go, oh, and your reference is Prince William? Yeah. Just say it's a polo thing. Yeah, just make it up. Have you ever lied on a resume? I actually haven't. You wouldn't.

You'd be too scared. You're too honest. You're too nice. Yeah, because imagine if I said, oh, I'm a very good roller skater, and then the radio job that I applied for will be like, oh, we'd love to have you do a roller skating stunt. Do you know how many bones I would break trying to learn how to roller skate overnight to, like, prove that I could do it?

For me, it's just not worth the anxiety in case they call me. They're like, we need a roller skater stunt. And I'm like, fuck, I said that I could do that on my resume. I don't know why roller skating was my example. The first thing that comes to mind is rollerblading, not like, oh, you're good with Microsoft Excel? No. No, can't use the Microsoft Office fucking suite, but I can roller skate.

I've lied twice. Oh, no, no. Like big proper lies on resumes twice. How big? Well, the first time wasn't a resume per se. Was it just like I know how to use Excel or was it like I went to university? Because you used to work in finance.

You know you can't lie about that, right? That's a proper crime. Yeah, it's a proper crime. When I finished high school and I was going to the US to play college, I was like. What? Don't fucking. What did you do?

What did you do? So I got a volleyball scholarship to go to college in the US. Fuck off. And I got a few offers. So I was kind of like figuring out what schools and how much and how it's all going to work. And I had like a person that was like helping me do that stuff. Wow.

So I'm talking to the coach of I think it's Pacific University. Go the pass. Tigers. Go the Tigers. And I think they're located like San Francisco, Stockton, like in the northern. The Bay Area. The Bay Area, California someplace.

Is that what the Bay Area is? Yeah, great. Yeah, yeah. San Francisco, yeah. And I'm on the phone to the coach. Yeah. And the person in my position is about to graduate, so they're looking to replace this guy.

Oh. And so I'm, you know, the same position. I'm doing all right here in Australia. And he goes, oh, so, you know, one thing we're looking for in particular is the guy we're replacing was like six foot five. So we want someone who's not just a good set up but is a great blocker and is really tall and can really just be a powerhouse at the net. And I went, well, I guess I'm your guy.

How tall are you? I'm six foot, like zero. Okay, so there's no way of like lying about that unless you rock up in stilettos. Well, there was two options. One was the stiletto. The other option was, well, I'm in Australia. By the time they figure it out, I'm already going to be there.

But weren't you stressed that you would potentially, I know that this isn't the school you ended up going to, but weren't you stressed that you'd get there and they'd go, hey, bro, we'll like you lied, so see ya? Well, I don't really know. I mean, I was just in application mode. Yeah, yeah, no, I'll do it. Oh, no, that stresses me out so much. So then I got about three or four offers and I was like,

I might go to the place where they know how tall I am. Great choice. If I only had one option, maybe those dice would have been rolled. Because that's kind of the same as like on a Tinder profile or something. If like maybe a boy said they were a bit taller or a girl said they were a bit shorter or whatever, like you'd be really put off by that and be like, why did you lie? Yeah, and that's for a date.

I can't imagine a $35,000 a year, four-year scholarship would have been impressed. But hey, go Tigers. Yeah, go Tigers. Glad a date. I can't imagine a $35,000 a year, four-year scholarship. Yeah. Would have been impressed. But hey, go Tigers. Yeah, go Tigers. Glad you didn't end up there. I don't really like the name Tigers. No, although living in California might have been slightly warmer

than living in Missouri. Yeah, and you would have been in the Bay Area. You would have been in the Bay Area. Where all things happen. So it's all going up. Yeah. So the other lie I've told. Oh, yeah.

You know how I used to work at the Victoria Hotel? Yeah. The hotel in the city? Yeah. So when I worked the night shift, they didn't have like the people that park the cars and whatever because it's the middle of the night. So people who work at night, it's kind of like, oh, if there's a random car you need to go park, just go and do it.

You kind of just do whatever you need done, we'll take care of it. Yeah, and it's pretty quiet, right? So you're not like busy. It'll be one car a night. Yeah. And I can't drive manual as we learned last week. And at the time I only had, and we discussed this with Christian, an automatic licence.

And I said, oh. He goes, yep, you can drive all the cars. And I went, oh, it's probably one or two cars a week. It's a manual. And most people drive an automatic. I reckon I can get away with this. So I just went, yeah, and they just went, cool. And then so a few times, and it's one of those car parks

where they're all just bunched in, so you often have to, like, move that one so we can get that out so we can get their car out and around kind of like. Oh, so you're tight. Oh, it's all jammed in. And so often if there was, like cars, I would like move the auto and they'd be like, yep, yours is over there. So you jump in your manual, I'll move the auto out of the way

so you can drive out. That's very smart. Until this one day. Oh, they were both manual. They were both manual. And I didn't know how to drive it. And you're in a really tight car park so there's no like room for error. I would have faked anaphylaxis.

I would have been like, oh, someone's eating a peanut. I'm dead. I'm dead. And just thrown the keys at the other person and hoped that they just did it. I had to because I was so nervous and they were very nice cars that are being, you know, valet parked or whatever. I opened the car door and with my hand pushed

down on the clutch to kind of like, you know, allow the car to move and then physically like pushed the car to the front to avoid having to turn the engine on and bunny hop out to the front where the person was. So I literally just pushed the car. And this was a few months in. What did they say? The guy was like, what's going on? And I was like, I don't know how to drive a manual. And he goes, how did you get? And he was like, what do you mean? That is not what you should say. Well, I didn't want to say because I felt like honesty was the best.

If I had known how to drive a manual, that would have been really dumb. I was like, I don't actually know how to drive it, mate. But here's your keys. I'd be fucking, I'd be angry and my car isn't even nice. Your car is nice. Like it's fine. It does the job. But I don't have a fucking BMW or anything. I'd be angry with that, I think. Would you?

Yeah. I think if I was like, you've got kids out there driving the nice cars around and they don't even have their fucking manual licence. And I just went, hey, mate, like I don't have a manual. Did you get in trouble? Well, I said to him, I just looked at him and gave him that look. And it was true.

I was like, I need this job. Oh, the guilt card. Well, he was checking out. Like he was leaving. So he's like, is he going to wander back in and tell me off or is he just going to get in his car and drive off, even if he is a bit fucked off? And he just went and just drove off or is he just going to get in his car and drive off, even if he is a bit fucked off? And he just went and just drove off.

Mate. Yeah, and then when I left the hotel, I was like, by the way, I don't actually drive. They're like, how did you move all the cars? They're listening to this podcast. They're like, what the fuck? Now we know. All this time he's just pushing them with his hands.

What an idiot. Hi, it's Keegan from Todong in New Zealand and you're listening to Tony and Rhymes. You good? I'm good now. Have you just released one of those deathbed secrets? Like, you know how people have things like, oh, I probably won't ever tell anybody that,

and you've just released one? Like, I couldn't fucking drive the cars at my job. Yeah. Yeah. I feel good now. Yeah, good. And I got my anger about the Devil's Wears Prada's. Yeah, I'm sorry about the Devil's Wears Prada's.

Hopefully in the future people will read the comments. Well, it's probably a bit richer me to call people up on attention to detail. Yeah, because you can't even fucking read. Yeah. I mean, a simple yes, Ryan. Sorry, Matt. Yeah, cool. This is safe space.

I support you. All good. Can't read, can't drive. Okay. What is he good for? Okay. Yeah. All right.

So some of the champion tapas that we aren't cancelling. Ika, thank you so much. Crystal Bowder, Gabriel, Jackie Hart and Isaac Timonenhang, thank you so much. Thanks for not commenting about the Devils Wears Pradas. Otherwise we wouldn't have read out your name and Ryan would have hit me in the face if I tried to read them out. Hey, I am Will Smith.

Oh, my God. Topical gear. All right, this is you actually. Sorry, I'll fucking put my feet up. Speaking of the Patreons. Yes. On the Patreon exclusive episode last week, I mentioned that Tony. We do two a month.

If anyone's interested, you can have a listen. Yep, welcome. Two exclusives. They drop on a Friday, so you get the whole week's worth. So you get like five days worth of TNR. Oh, I don't think I've ever said TNR before. No, neither. Sorry about that.

How do you like it? I don't. I think I prefer TARP. TARP's good. Five days worth of TARP. Five days worth of TNR. In the exclusive Patreon-ion episode, I mentioned that Tony, in a professional setting with people we just met who were professionals,

used the term gunt. Gunt. And then explained what it was. Yep. Just to bring people up to speed? So I felt like talking about this in the Patreon episode was like a safe space because it's like only 1,000 people and this is like a lot of people listen to this.

But it's just my tum. Some people call it a fupa, your fat upper pussy area. Yep. So it's where the tum drops down below where the tum should be. But how do you get gunt, though? Gut and vagina. Naughty word. Naughty C word.

Naughty C word. Plus gut. Gut. Equals. Gunt. Even the word gunt is like. It's aggressive, eh? It's aggressive.

It's a lot. It's like, oh, me gunt. I like it. And I'm an aggressive girl. You are. And live by that. I do. I live by the sword, died by the sword is what I always say.

And you can Google that because I always say that. What was the example you gave as well, the other word for it? Because there was a few different ones in the group. Fupa, fat upper pussy area. So some people call it the fat upper pubic area. Probably more appropriate. There's fopa, which is fat over penis area. Nice. And fova, which is fat overic area. Probably more appropriate, yeah. There's fopa, which is fat over penis area. Nice.

And fova, which is fat over vagina area. Yeah, or like a fat apron. I mean, it's very graphic. It's like it's- Can you take that apron off? No, it's actually my person. Yeah, this is my body. Yeah.

This is not a body shaming thing. This is just literally what I said. We were having a photo taken and I was kind of standing up on a step and I was like, hey, we all good. Am I looking tight and tucked and not like, you know, me gunt out? And everyone was like, yep, all good. And we moved on. No, that's not what happened.

That's not what happened. That's not what happened. You said, is my gunt out? And the whole room went. What did you say? Yeah. The lady, the lovely young lady. Yeah.

Impressionable young lady. We're not going to name anybody. We're not incriminating anyone here. She goes, I've never heard that term before. What does it mean? And I was like, oh, my God. Yeah. And then Tony had to explain it to them.

And the look on her face is something I'll not be able to forget. Yeah. She was a beautiful young woman. Yeah. She was. Now she's a scalded lady. She aged 10 years that day. You were supportive.

You were like, no, mate, all good. You're tucked in perfect. Thank you, mate. Gun well tucked. G-U-T. We're back to gun. G-W-T. Gun well, yeah.

Yeah. Good. Yeah. Are we looking G-W-T? Yeah, mate, all good. That's Tony and Ryan's Urban Dictionary. Yeah, well, speaking of Tony and Ryan's Urban Dictionaries and also the fact that we're Australian, shock, spoiler alert,

and a lot of people, we use some terminology. Oh, screw. We use some terminology that not everyone understands. Yeah. So we often talk about tradies. Yeah. And someone said, I don't actually, you guys talk about tradies all the time. What are tradies?

What? Yeah. Is that said, I don't actually, you guys talk about tradies all the time. What are tradies? What? Yeah. Is that an Australian thing? People outside of Australia get confused when we say tradies, but tradies is just short for? Tradesperson. Yep. So any trade.

And are you ready to give some more translations? Oh, okay. So a tradie is a? Tradesperson. A sparky is a? An electrician. A chippy? Carp a? Tradesperson. A sparky is a? An electrician. A chippy? Carpenter.

Yep. Yeah. Yeah. A bricky? Bricklayer. Bricklayer. Yeah. A dunny diver?

Plumber. And someone who always thinks like absolute fucking shit is? Concreter. Yeah. See, and now you know. And now you know. So you're welcome. That's how to speak Australian, guys.

Yeah, welcome, and now you know. And now you know. So you're welcome. That's how to speak Australian, guys. Yeah, welcome to our country. What have you loved to see, Toni? Oh, I've got a bit of a heartwarming one. You probably saw this in the news last week, but a single Australian gay man from here in Victoria... I did see this. ..has made history with the birth of his own baby boy via surrogacy. So he's actually going to be a single dad,

and he's the first homosexual man to become a single dad through surrogacy. Which is pretty cool. It is really, really cool. And in Australia, you can't get paid for surrogacy. Yeah, a lot of it you have to go overseas, and it's a long thing. Yeah, so if you want a surrogacy, like you could do it for a friend, but you can't be reimbursed for it. Yeah. Whereas I'm pretty

sure in America you could be a surrogate. People do it. Yeah, and you just kind of like, you can borrow my oven and it costs you an Audi. I would do it for an Audi. Yeah. There's not a lot I wouldn't do for an Audi actually. But yeah, so he's obviously had somebody that he knows and trusts and has gone through this beautiful process. Full on process, yeah, so he's obviously had somebody that he knows and trusts

and has gone through this beautiful process. Full-on process, yeah. Super full-on because it's a lot for the person that is being the surrogate because obviously your body's changing. You're going through all of these emotions and then, like, handing a baby over. Would you create a attachment? Surely, like, they'd be friends or it'd be, like, Auntie Tony or something.

I guess it depends. Like it's kind of the same for you. Like there are people that have like open and closed adoptions. Like you know the people that you've adopted from or you don't. So I guess it's hard because you go that we want them to be in our life or nope, this is our baby there, you know. I did see that this week. And doesn't he look just like the most loving?

He's going to be a great dad. The smile on his face looking down at this baby. I'm just showing you a photo. Look at that. Oh, you've never seen love like that. It is so special. And I'm not a baby guy. I love kids.

But the way that I'm just like that child is going to have the best fucking life. Absolutely. And you love to see that. You love to see it. You love to see it. You love to see it. Yeah. You're like, well, I saw a tweet about cum. Well, it's not that much different, actually, to be fair.

We probably should have ended on yours because, fuck, that was good. As discussed in Cruella, you know the five stages of anger that they talk about, like, in life? Oh, yeah, yeah. So this bloke tweets cum. No, he's a he's a he goes denial, like, in life. Oh, yeah, yeah. So this bloke tweets. Come. No, he's a he's a he goes, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. The five stages of filling up your car with petrol at the moment. And isn't that just true?

Yeah. You're like, I don't need to fill up today. I'll make it till tomorrow. That's the denial. I don't need to fill up today. I'll wait till October. Yeah. Hopefully when it's fucking cheaper. Yeah, you're like, I don't need to fill up today. I'll make it till tomorrow. That's the denial. I don't need to fill up today. I'll wait till October. Yeah, hopefully when it's fucking cheaper. Jesus, God, I bet your bloody Tesla owners are laughing their way

to the fucking electricity point, aren't they? Well, I actually saw this other meme because that's all I do with my day. Classic. And it's just like a classic meme of being smug. And it was this guy who's dressed all fancy looking over the peasants. And it's Tesla owners looking at other people fill up their car with petrol. I'm a meme lord. You are a meme lord.

Love that. If I could have any job in the world, it would just be meme lord. Would it? Yeah. Mine would be this. Yeah, like, yeah, equal, same, me too. Meow. A meow lord.

Have a great weekend. Love you. Bye, meow. See you next week.