Toni and Ryan - Ryan Ridin' Dirty

Episode Date: December 1, 2021

Ryan's wearing a G-String, and we FINALLY watched American Psycho! We also chat with our #1 TARPer Trilby! Love ya! T x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Hi, is that Sade? It is Sade. Sade, it is so great to chat to you. How are you going? It's Tony and Ryan, blah, blah, blah. It's all good over here. I'm in Houston, Texas, and so it's a little chillier than I'm used to.

It's like 49 degrees outside, so I'm like shunkeled in my blanket right now waiting for y'all's call. Calling us from bed. What are you wearing? Only the best for you. Do you want to know how lovely Sade is, though? Oh, of course. I mean, she sounds great, but please tell me.

Enlighten me. This is the message I got earlier. Yeah. I'm in Texas in the USA, and I'd hate to run up your international phone bill. So let me know if there's another way we can do the call. Oh, babe, we don't pay for it. Yeah, no way. So just to be very clear, I work at a radio station.

Yeah, and we take the piss. Yeah, Tony and I sneak in and just use all their equipment and all their resources and use their phone. So whilst it's like so lovely of you to think of us, like don't worry, mate, we'll order your Uber Eats off the work tab. Don't say that because we can't actually do that. We can't do that. I'm very aware of Kiss 101.

I've been with you, Tony, since Jason PJ, our DP. I've been around for a bit. Old school. Wow. Okay. Okay. Oh, lady. But I do have a question for Tony,

and I hope this doesn't feel, I hope I don't make you feel bad, Ryan, because I do have one question. I'm just the butter to her bread. It's true. Let's not forget that. You're really not. And I want to point out,

I'm from Texas and we love butter, so let's not pretend that butter is like thank you go ahead what's the question so my only question for you tony and this might sound a little creepy and stalkery and i'm so sorry about this but i was just really hoping we can be real life friends because it feels like and i'm sure that a bunch of the tarpers feel this way but like can we be real life friends because it feels like, and I'm sure that a bunch of the tarpers feel this way, but like can we be real life friends? And how does one go about becoming your friend? All right.

Well, Shanae, that's actually all we've got time for because of our phone bill. No, of course. You know, valid, valid. I'll try. No, of course. Oh, my gosh. I thought we were already real life friends. I hope so. We've of course. Oh, my gosh. I thought we were already real-life friends.

I hope so. We've DMed a few times. I don't expect you to remember all of the people that DM you. But I will say I offered myself a tribute for admin. I haven't heard back on the U.S. side if you needed any kind of, you know. I actually know exactly who you are because I remember you saying, oh, if you need somebody to go through, and I was like, oh, we're not even getting that many posts in our Facebook group. And let me tell you right now, there are 600 posts

that need to be approved. So maybe we will think about how we can employ you. Bring your board. But we can chat off here in private. Of course. Yes, yes, yes. I love a private talk. Don't worry.

So can we also, before we get started with this episode, do you give approval for this podcast? Absolutely, 100%. Thank you so much. It's been so great to chat, but I'll message you on Instagram, okay? Bestie. Okay, sounds good. I'm claiming it.

I'm claiming it's going to be on the Insta bio. Just be prepared. Thanks, Sinead. Thank you for supporting us as well. We really appreciate it. Thanks, y'all. Have a great day. Bye.

You too. Bye. Hey, it's Sinead from Texas, and I approve this podcast. It's Thursday, Thursday. Got a new app on Thursday. Everybody's ready for the weekend. So there's another episode on Monday, Thursday, Thursday. I've got a question for you, Toni.

Question. And I've got a question for you listening. Do you think what someone's favourite movie is or their favourite shows are might say a lot about who they are as a person? So think about what your favourite movie is. Yep. What does that say about you? And this isn't a BuzzFeed quiz. I'm just saying.

Have a think about that because today, my favourite movie, American Psycho. Yes. We're going to get to that shortly. Yes. And while you're thinking about your movie, I want you to think about, because you know how people listen to this podcast from all over the world?

Yes. In your native language, your culture, whatever country you're from, what do you call it when someone bends over and you can see a bit of their arse crack coming out the top of their pants? What do we call that here in Australia? I don't know. The plumber's crack. Oh, yes, of course.

I think in America they call it a homer. Like I can see your homer or something. Really? I think. Maybe I'm making that up. I don in America they call it a homer. Like I can see your homer or something. Really? I think. Maybe I'm making that up. I don't know. Don't Google it. Because I feel like, and you know what I mean,

someone's bending over. Yeah. A bit of butt hanging out. Yeah. Plumber's crack feels like a really Australian term, but surely there's plumbers all over the world with their asses hanging out, right? Surely it's a global term.

In Italy, plumbers wear overalls. Oh, it's not an issue for them. Because of Mario and Luigi. Yeah. Okay, makes sense. Yeah, so you wouldn't see their butt crack unless it was at their neck. Okay. Well, in Australia, plumbers just wear shorts,

and when they bend down to fix the pipes, you can see their ass out the back. Now, I personally have become a bit of a sufferer of plumber's crack. Have you? Yeah. So like you personally or you've seen it a lot recently? No, me personally. What do you mean?

Your underwear comes higher than your pants. No, I think it's so when I ride my bike to work. Oh, not leaning forward. Leaning forward. And I just think because sometimes I've got not like really tight jeans, but just, you know, like thin, skinny-ish jeans, and I've got a bigger butt. You do have a little booty, yeah.

And sometimes my booty just like, you know, when I'm on the bike and I'm leaning forward, it kind of pops out the back. And I get really self-conscious that people can see my butt. Yeah. But you always use that lovely Everlane backpack that your wife bought you. Yep.

Does that cover? No. No. Because sometimes, because it's not baggy enough, but maybe I should loosen the straps. Maybe drop that. Anyway, we're not solutions-based right now. We're feelings-based and we're listening to what happened.

Okay, sorry. So often when I'm riding my bike to work, I'll get self-conscious and I'll sort of put my hand on my butt. Oh, sweetheart. Just so I know that my T-shirt's like, if my T-shirt's over the top of the pants so there's no skin in between. So when the T-shirt rides up and the pants ride down, there's a gap, I don't want my butt, you know.

And sometimes if I need to, I'll grab like my boxes, my jocks, and I'll kind of just hoik them up just so there's no crack hanging out. Just to be doubly sure. Yeah, just to be sure because I don't want to be flashing my crack around. Flashing my crack. So I'm riding to work and it's the morning. Yeah, so like what is it, 6.30, 7 o'clock or something?

No, a bit later this day. Oh, okay. And kids were starting to get dropped off at a high school down there. You know the one just down here by the studios? Yeah. And, you know, both of us share this fear of high school kids and youths and I thought, oh. And trying to look cool.

Trying to look cool because all teenagers are cool and they judge us and I get self-conscious anyway. Yeah. So I'm like, the last thing I want to do. Use your bum. Is ride past a group of high school kids who are either going to laugh and snicker at the fact that I'll look. And probably post a TikTok about it or something.

Yeah, I'll look at that guy with his dad bod and his ass hanging out, the plumber's crack. Where are you off to work? You a plumber, mate? You with your plumber's crack? And do you think as well, like, they'd make fun of your hairy bum? Yeah. Like, do you have a hairy bum?

Yeah, I mean, I didn't think you were going to ask that, but yes, to answer your question. Yeah, like. It's not a freshly waxed butt. I regret asking. Why did you ask that? Because I just wanted the full idea, but now I've got the full idea and I'm like, oh, you know, it was probably fine.

It's a bit, yeah, it was. Anyway. Because I'm being vulnerable and telling a story and I'm self-conscious. Now I'm admitting to our tapas that I have a hairy butt. And I actually can see in your face that you're really appreciating that this is like vulnerable, like safe space time and I shouldn't have taken advantage of you in that way. I'm glad you find it hilarious.

I don't find it hilarious and I'm here for you, mate, and I'm listening. So I thought, okay, I'm just going to like, you know, just double check that my T-shirt's hanging over the back of my jeans so everything's covered up. Yep. And it wasn't. How long do you think?

There was a bit of a farmer's crack. How long do you think? But I was riding towards the kids so they couldn't see the front of me. Oh, okay, okay. So I'm riding towards them but I was going to ride past. Yep. So I'm like, well, when I go past, I need to have my shop in order. So I went, I grabbed the top of my, like, boxer shorts just to pull them up

just like half an inch. Just to give yourself a little bit of grace, yep. I ripped the elastic clean off as I pulled them up. So I put my hand behind and pulled them up and the boxes stayed where they were but just the top elastic came unravelled. So as I'm riding, left hand on the bike, my right hand's behind me. It's like I've tried to wedgie myself and just pulled the elastic up and now I'm holding the elastic and I'm approaching the kids.

The children. Oh, the teenagers. Sorry, that sounded like horrible, yeah. And I'm holding my underwear in my hand. But only half of it. Half of it. And I wanted to die. Oh, no.

So in that situation, you're running. Okay, so let's set this up. You're running late for work. I'm running. I wasn't on time. You were not on time. You've got your underwear in your hand. Half of it.

Just the top half. Not even the left or the right, the top half. Do you just get off the bike? Or are you like, I've got to get to work, I can't let these kids win, I've got to keep going? Well, okay, first of all, you know how you were saying it's embarrassing, like I think it was Monday's episode, when you go for a run and then you stop? So you didn't want to look like you were puffed because you were on an e-bike?

No, but I'm like, what's worse, a guy riding past looking like an idiot or a guy riding up to you and then stopping the bike, unflicking the thing, and then just walking off with his undies in his hand? Surely that's going to look far more worse. Yes, definitely. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Oh, my God.

That's a real conundrum. And you had, what, three seconds to decide how you were going to figure out. I was coming in hot. So what happened? You rode past? I did a U-turn. So I turned around.

But here's the thing. Because I did the U-turn and I hadn't passed them yet. They still saw your bum from the other side. Why has that guy done a U-turn? Why is he holding his underwear in his hand? And is that a hairy mole sticking out the back of his... What is that? Is that a kangaroo or a marsupial of some kind? A marsupial!

Oh, mate. And the U-turn as well must have made you look like such a dick. Yeah, that was worse. The best thing I could have done is just own it and ridden past. Just kept going. I'm not giving myself a such a dick. Yeah, that was worse. The best thing I could have done is just own it and ridden past. Just kept going. I'm not giving myself a wedgie on the road, on the run. They probably looked like you were wearing a little G-string or something. G-string's hanging out the top.

Like Captain Kim, like a whale tail. They're like, wow, that guy's really proud of himself. He's loving his vibe right now. That's really funny. Hey, it's Sade from Texas, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Okay, a massive shout-out to our champion tapas through our Patreon. If you would like to join, you can check it out at patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan, or the link is in our Instagram

and TikTok bios. But for today, we just want to give a massive shout-out to Christine Lushow. Thank you so much. Zachary Rankin, Tony Doering and Hayden Gloucester. Gloucester Legal. Oh, Gloucester Legal. All your legal needs, you can call Hayden Gloucester

or Hayden Gloucester, Hayden Gloucester or Courtney from last week. I was about to say last Thursday, Courtney gave approval. She was one of the best approvers we've had yet. Oh, but everyone's great. Everyone's great. Yeah. But some are greater than...

No, no, they're all great. All I'm saying is... All God's children. We love all of you equally. What I'm trying to say is Hayden Gleister doesn't have the legal game to himself. No. We've got a bit of competition. Yeah.

And Courtney was great. Courtney was great. Shout out to Dunedin. Yeah. And because my wife's from New Zealand. Yes. She said there used to be this thing, Crate Day, where they would drink a crate of beers and drive these bomb cars

and do something. She's like, oh, she sounds like she would have loved Crate Day. I probably did Crate Day with her back in the day. Oh, I don't think so because Courtney sounded quite young. Yeah, and quite intelligent. I don't think Bridget was there in that day. Or that class. Yeah.

So a lot of people might have seen in the Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook group, Trilby got a tattoo. Now, this is unbelievable. Such a legend. We started this podcast a few months ago. We are chuffed that people are supporting us. They're getting behind us. It's very special.

It was almost like a throwaway comment of like, as if someone would get a tattoo. Of our podcast, yeah. Can you, sorry to just throw this to you without notice, describe the podcast, describe the tattoo. Okay, so Trilby, so first of all, this all began with Josh, our friend Josh, who is at wood underscore tattoo on Instagram. He sent us like a little flash sheet of a few options of a tattoo.

And the one that Trilby has picked is a big coffin and it says tarp in the top and then it says fuck me dead. Because not a lot of people knew that that was a thing that people in Australia said. That Tony Lodge says 24-7. 24-7, yeah. So that is now tattooed on Trilby's arm. On Trilby's forearm.

Like it's right in there. It's massive. You can check it out in the Facebook group and let's just give them a call. Yeah. Hello? Hey, is that Trilby? Yeah, speaking. Hey, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Oh, is that Trilby? Yeah, speaking. Hey, it's Tony and Ryan.

How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Oh, we're good. It's great to chat to our biggest fan. Yeah, you could say that. We're just calling to check in and ask how the tat's feeling. Is it hurt?

Does it look great? Is it itchy? Where are we up to? It's itchy. It's itchy, but it's pretty much, like, settled. Like, it's just itchy now and all the scaly bits are falling off. Oh, nice. But, I mean, that's just because Josh is so good at what he does.

Yeah, he is so awesome. And it took us an hour and a half to do that whole thing. Oh, it was pretty big. I think some of my friends were, like, when they were like, oh, someone's getting a tattoo, that's fun, we thought it might have been a little small one somewhere where it might not be that visible. No, you fully committed.

No, I was like, you know what? Like, this is, like, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. And, like, to be fair, I followed, like, Tony Roddy, like, Tony from Jason PJ and that, and I just love, like, the content that all of you guys, like, do. And then, like, when this show came out, I just became obsessed with it. So I listen to you guys every single time your podcast comes out and i was like you know what once in a lifetime i got chosen i'm gonna like you know me and josh

it's perfect yeah no mucking around it was perfect but because a few people have seen you guys at work on tiktok and that so they understand where it's coming from. But they're like, why did you get it so massive? Why is there a swear word? And I said, that's just like, you know, there's a couple of gags in their show and that's one of them. Aww. I mean, now we've actually, I feel like,

even though we got Josh to hook Trilby up with this, like, awesome tattoo, it's like a walking billboard. We've got like a spokesperson talking about our podcast all the time. We just wanted to say a huge thank you for being such a trooper and I know that you have supported us from the beginning and beyond and before that. So we wanted to say a massive thank you because we love when you comment on stuff, we love chatting with you.

And did you feel the love from the rest of the Tarpers? Because when we posted to the Facebook group, people were like, oh, my God, this is unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was awesome to see. It was my most liked picture ever. So majority positive fever.

I don't think there was one comment that was like, oh, that was stupid. Thank God. Just delete those ones. Yeah, yeah, just delete those. Hide, block. Well, Trilby, thanks again for being such a legend and a supporter of us. We really do appreciate it.

And like Tony said, the fact we've got a moving billboard in Perth is quite amazing. So thank you so much for being such a legend. No, that's all right, guys. Thank you so much for the opportunity as well. Oh, you're so welcome, mate. But it's been so great to chat, but I'll chat to you on Instagram. We know you're at work at the moment, so we'll let you get back to it.

Great. Thank you so much. Thank you. Have a good day. Bye. See you. Bye. What a legend.

Amazing, honestly. And it's just really nice to get to chat to people as well. I don't know if we get to chat to our approvers, but, yeah, it's just so great. And to know that people love this even more than we do is insane. Yeah. Should we get tarp tattoos? No.

Okay. Oh, yeah, not committed enough. I'll think about it. Maybe next year. I don't have any tattoos. Yeah. How many have you got? Oh, a few.

How many? Five, six. And you've got that one you hate, don't you? Yeah, I've got that any tattoos. Yeah. How many have you got? Oh, a few. How many? Five, six. And you've got that one you hate, don't you? Yeah, I've got that one I fucking hate. With the song lyrics on it? Yeah, it is. What song is it? No, it's not important.

What's important here is that I'm planning to get it lasered off. Oh. Yeah, I am actually. I've found this place. Actually, a tarpa sent through a recommendation of this place in Brunswick or something and they look awesome. I followed them on Instagram. Laser Eraser, it's called.

Well, Brunswick's like the cool hipster area of Melbourne. So, I mean, if anyone knows how to... Laser off a bad decision is people in Brunswick. So, this week we decided to watch American Psycho, which is my favourite movie. Yes. And we've done voting over, you know, since we've started what movie we're watching this week.

How many times do you think I've pitched American Psycho? This is the third time. Yes. And then I was like, there's no more pitching or votes. We're just going to do it. Yes. Yep. What did you think of it?

I really liked it. It's a bit, like, trippy and, like, what's going on and a bit different, right? Yeah, and it's so funny how movies from like the 90s and early 2000s have aged so much when you watch them now. Like people using a phone box and stuff like that. I'm just like, what? Get your iPhone out, mate.

Yeah, I know, right? So it's so funny watching older movies now. But I really liked it. Christian Bale is fantastic in it. It is really cartoonish isn't the right word, but it's very, yeah, like vibrant and eclectic and like. You're like some scene of like is this movie just taking the piss out of itself for five minutes and then it gets real again

and then you're like what? He is sexy in it. Well, that's how this started because you said he's hot and I was like wait till you see. Just that opening scene when he's. Yeah, because you know how Christian Bale, there's like three people in the world that have that body type that can gain and lose weight.

Yeah. He's one of them. Rob McElhaney from Always Sunny in Philadelphia is one of them and there's another guy that can do it because like he went from in, what is it, Ex Machina. Is that what the movie's called? The Machinist. Yeah. Whatever Is that what the movie's called? The Machinist? Yeah.

Whatever. Fucking whatever the movie's called. And he's like 40 kilos in it and then he's a billion kilos when he does The Founder. Yeah. And then he's Jack for Batman. Incredible. It was just, I think I've got a body time.

Couldn't even get the sentence out. Should we do a weight loss challenge? Let me answer that for you. Absolutely not. We don't endorse that the sentence out. Should we do a weight loss challenge? Let me answer that for you. Absolutely not. We don't endorse that in this house. It's crazy and I sort of forgot about it until re-watching it. Jared Leto, Reese Witherspoon. I didn't even recognise Jared Leto because, as you know,

I have a personal vendetta against Jared Leto because of Requiem for a Dream. Yes. So I can't now enjoy him in anything because someone messaged me the other day and said, I've just watched Requiem for a Dream. Yes. So I can't now enjoy him in anything because someone messaged me the other day and said, I've just watched Requiem for a Dream on your recommendation. No, there was no fucking recommending from me. I would never recommend anyone to watch that movie.

It's fantastic but it's also terrifying. Don't watch it. The whole movie, American Psycho, you're like, oh, that's the guy from, oh, he went on to do that. No, is that the person from like the whole movie? Yeah. And you just look at it and go, they would have gotten paid nothing to do this. So this might be trippy to think about it now.

Leonardo DiCaprio was going to play the main role and he got offered the beach, that movie, and they were filming at the same time. So DiCaprio went, I'll do the beach, and then Christian Bale was like the backup. Christian, I can't imagine anyone but Christian Bale. Just that like maniacal smile that he does. I just can't imagine anybody else in that role.

Well, it's funny you mention that. So this is my favourite movie. Yes. And I said earlier, you know, what is it about your favourite movie that may say something about you? American Psycho, my favourite movie. Yes. My two favourite TV shows.

I'm sort of off them but I was really passionate about it at one stage. It was Californication. I haven't watched that, but a lot of cocaine, a lot of sex, isn't it? Yeah. Quite sexy. And Archer. It's animated. And I remember saying this to someone one day and they went,

you know all three main characters are all men, they're all douchebags, they all drink too much and they're all like womanising psychopaths. Yep. And I went, hadn't thought of that. Wouldn't describe me as any of those things. But the fact that all my favourites have this same characteristic, what does this mean, Tony Lodge? Have I got a psycho drug-taking womanising person inside of me somewhere

just trying to get out and live some alternate lifestyle. You're like secretly a sociopath? Yeah. Well, yeah, is it something that you wish you had? Are you fulfilling some desire? Yeah, it's like, oh, my life feels pretty fulfilled but I haven't ended anyone with an axe today. Yeah.

Yeah. I have that feeling all the time. I don't know what it says about you because... axe today. Yeah. Yeah. I have that feeling all the time. I don't know what it says about you because... If it did say anything, it wouldn't be good. It wouldn't be good. But what I will say, and this is maybe actually confirming exactly what you're asking. The first time we talked about TV and movies together, I did not see what you like coming.

Like you were surprised by mine? I'm so, every time you tell me that you like movies like American Psycho or that you love bank heist things or like things where there's like a corrupt cop or, you know, there's like drama in the White House or something. Like you love that stuff and I just do not see you as that guy. I think because... What do you see me as?

But you're so funny and, like, loving and goofy. So I was just like, oh, you're obviously like... Adam Sandler guy. Or, like, you love rom-coms and, like, silly comedies like Pineapple Express and stuff like that. That's what I expected from you. So when you told me that stuff, that you like those kinds of movies, I was really surprised.

I was like, oh, you don't strike me as that kind of guy. And I don't know if I'm confirming your theory backwards. Yeah. But maybe there is something to it. Maybe there is something in it. I think that my movie taste is just basic. I'm just basic. Well, your favourite movie was Easy A,

so maybe there's a secret little Easy A in there looking to spread them wings. No? Okay, just me. Okay. I don't get it. Explain what you mean. Don't fuck with me. It's true.

It's true. It's true. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. Now, your partner Tor has watched this as well. Yes. How did he like it and how was it watching it with him? So he's seen it before.

Right. So he was like, cool, I've seen this years ago. Yeah, and he's actually got the book. Like, he's one of those guys. He's a book reader. The book is apparently weirder than the movie. Yeah, he did say it's pretty trippy. But, I mean, the movie kind of speaks for itself.

And so I hadn't seen it. And it's quite a long movie. And we all know that my tolerance to time is very low. If the movie's more than 83 minutes, Tony does not want to. Yeah, and that's why I like kids' movies because they're always short, straight to the point, get out. Sing a song, finish. Swarm of Sex Life is so out. Sing a song, finish. Swam a Sex Life is so musical.

Sing a song and finish. Anyway, so we're like watching this movie and you kind of have to concentrate and really figure out kind of what's going on. Is this real? What am I seeing? And, I mean, open your brain for one minute and assume that I'm a pain in the ass to watch movies with.

I could not assume that. It's a hypothetical. It's a hypothetical. And I was like, oh, so he's just done that. This is happening. And Tobs just didn't say anything. And I was like, oh, so if he's done that, then what does that mean? And he just didn't say anything. And I was like, oh, so if he's done that, then what does that mean? And he just didn't say anything.

And I was like, oh, but then so what is him doing that? If that's his job, then what is she doing? I'm secondhand annoyed for Torbs. Oh, Chloe Savini. Oh, she's his assistant. Oh, my God. So how is she going to be tied into this thing? And I just would not start asking questions.

And he was like, Tony, I watched this movie for the first time once. Didn't need any help. You can figure it out. Just watch the movie. Was he that decisive when he said that to you? And he never, ever gets fucked up. Like, he's such a patient guy. He's the most patient guy I've ever met.

So patient. Who would have thought that... What? I'm just saying that... Opposites attract, mate. Sure, yeah. Well, he would have to be patient because of what you've just described. Oh, yeah, I'm a pain in the ass.

Like, if he got fucked off at that, I mean, you know. Then how is anything else working out? Exactly. And it just made me feel really bad because I am that guy. When you watch something for the first time with me, I'm like, well, what happened here? Because I'm really worried I'm missing, like, the key thing. And then it's getting towards the end.

And no spoilers because it came out fucking 600 years ago. But it's getting like closer to the end of the film and I'm like, oh, my God, is it like Fight Club, how he's got like split personality and Torb's like locking eyes with the- I refuse to answer. He didn't look at me. He wouldn't say anything because he didn't want to ruin the movie. And so I'm like, oh, what about this?

And I'm laying every theory under the sun of this movie at him and he just had enough. And then right at the end it finishes and you kind of like you said before, you're left with more questions at the end of the movie than answers. And it's kind of as much as I love the whole thing and specific scenes, it kind of leaves you a bit like. Oh, so what? Unfulfilled almost.

Yeah, because you're kind of like, oh, is that the end? Like what actually happened? Yeah. And so I'm like laying all these fan theories on talk the first time I've ever watched it. And the movie finishes, he turns off the TV and goes like, see, I don't know what happened either. See?

Now we can all be confused together like one big happy family, can't we? And I love you. I love to see you. What do you love to see this week, Toni? Okay, I got a message from Julian on Instagram. Thanks for sending that through, Julian. Yep.

That his AirPods disconnected in the office while he was listening to the podcast. And this seems to be a common problem with people that listen to this podcast. Everyone needs to check this. So people need to connect their Bluetooth or plug their headphones in better because it's actually not my fault. But someone turned around in the office and was like, what the hell are you listening to?

Because then I'm like, ah, ah, ah, on the podcast as his headphones unplugged. And then somebody else turned around and said, oh, my God, is that Tony? What? Yeah. I know that squealing moan. I've heard that before. Have you listened to the podcast? No, I just railed her in the back of a nightclub one time.

Julian works with torps. So I love to see that. My moans are getting around the world. Yeah. And how. I love to see the 2% of people who are supporting me not having a beard. Oh, yeah. 98% not for them.

There's a lot of chat. Like someone, I think they're doing a compliment going, I just wanted to say you looked good with the beard. That's so mean. I'm doing Movember. It's a charity. It's a charity. My friend Lane always says,

don't criticise anybody on anything that they can't fix in five seconds. So if you say to someone, you've got something in your teeth, or like, hey, there's a leaf in your hair or something. Right, I can fix that. You can fix that. But don't go, oh, you actually look really fat today. Well, I can't fucking change it. I'll just starve myself for 60 days just to help you.

Yeah, but I can fix that tonight while we're out. Yeah, I can't regrow my beard in an instant. I can cut it off in an instant. Yeah, which you do. Can't put it back on. But it's for charity, so it's fine. It's for charity, thank you. Someone tagged me in a meme.

Yeah. And, well, it's not a meme, it's just a photo. It's a guy pointing at a whiteboard. And it says, because, you know, some people, their beards are their personalities. Yeah. And, well, it's not a meme, it's just a photo. It's a guy pointing at a whiteboard. Mm-hmm. And it says, because, you know, some people, their beards are their personalities. Yes. I feel like I'm not one of those people. No, you're a person with a beard.

You're not a beard person. People with beards are just people without beards that have beards. Can you explain that back to me, Tony? And they're like, don't worry, Ryan. People with beards are just people without beards that have beards. Oh, so it's not your personality because people with beards are just people without beards that have got them.

No, I get it. I get film. I understand. Someone's like, hey. I'm in the metaverse. Hey, Ryan, everyone's giving you shit. I'm in the metaverse. Hey, Ryan. Everyone's giving you shit. Just keep in mind, you're just a beard guy that doesn't have a beard anymore.

It doesn't matter. You're still the same guy. We still love you. But you're not a beard guy. You're just a person without a beard that's got one. That used to have one. That happens to have one. And will have one in the future.

Yeah, hopefully. Hopefully soon. All right, okay. You'll have to see that. This has been a great week. Has it? Don't you reckon? Well, it's got 26 seconds left.

Is there anything you would like to add? Nah, I'm actually happy. Stop the music. Seriously? Yep, see you next week. There's nothing more to say. Some people only listen to this podcast for one reason. Yep. And that's what's coming up in 15 seconds.

Do you have a quick story for us? No, but one of my favourite musical artists is Christina Miaugulera. Miaug! Oh, I should have said Katstina Agulera. Fuck. See you next week.