Toni and Ryan - Ryan Shat The Bed... Twice

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

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Rip the Band-Aid off. Ryan shit in his bed two times. And it's embarrassing. It's not embarrassing. Everyone shits in their bed two times in one night sometimes. Babies. I'm Michael from Bundura in Melbourne, Australia. Hi, I'm Danielle from Brockville, Ontario, Canada. Hi, I'm Nicky Z from CFI-Lamantab, Manitoba, Canada.

And I approve this podcast. Welcome to Tony and Ryan. Hello. Do you reckon? Question for the audience. Do you reckon? that musicians are fucking to their own music. That's what we want to know.

That's what I want to know. Yeah, I'm desperate to know. I do have something else, though, that Atapa sent in that I thought would be a great place to start this episode. Please. The Hawks are in the prelim final this weekend. And this is not related to that at all. Go Hawks.

Go the brown and gold. Jamie Strudwick sent this through on Patreon. Strutters. Yeah, big strut. I just wanted to let you guys know that I just did a fart that sounded exactly like the first note of the opening music for the Tony Ryan podcast. No, they didn't.

A little Trumpy. A little trumpet like, boop. But odd, but not like, bit, bit, bit, bit, no,

the first note. So that's two, but the, boop. Isn't that just every part? He said, I panicked thinking the pod had started playing randomly.

Have a good day. That's all the message said. Strumpy, thanks for sending that through. Strutters. Strutters. Strumpy. What a horrible nickname for

Yeah, that is harrowing. That is... Do you ever do a fart, though, and it sounds like something else? And you go like, oh, that sounded really satisfying or like, like, sometimes I do a laugh that sounds exactly like the laugh from the beginning of wannabe by the Spice Girls. Sorry, I know what I'm going to talk about later in this episode. And I, like, just... What's wrong?

Just like, have you ever made a fart that's made a weird sound? Yeah. It's going to be a big day. More's coming. Okay. It's going to be a big day. Yeah, the brown and gold. really set in the time.

I didn't even think about that. Peace and waste. Go the Hawks. Yeah. Hawkers. What sounds do you? Are you making? I don't really fart a lot.

I'll be so honest with you. I actually don't really fart a lot. I don't know why. I'm not a big farta or a big burper. You're not a gassy gal. I'm not. And I don't really know why. And why are you so well degassed?

I don't know what makes you gassy or not gassy. You arrived pre-squeased. But I'm. pre-sweezed yes but like I don't know what really makes someone like I do fart

but not a lot not enough to be like oh that's her again that yeah Torbs fights all the time I'm like what's happening you did that night in the Airbnb with Lily and I

I did yeah and that for me I'm like oh that is didn't you say you farted and it sounded like the James Bond theme song that night type in Tony Lodge fart it sounded like something specific

It sounded like Scooby-Doo. That's it. Yes. It sounded like Scooby-Doo. I think I got this on tape. Tony, yep. Let me pull your finger.

Don't because I'll actually fart. That's the point of it. Scooby-Doo. What we were expecting. What a great. What I'm posted, but I don't think I'd seen the fucking fart. That final frame. Slow that on your face.

To zoom on my face. The red. coloring as well. That is so fucked. I forgot about that. That's great. I've got, you know what?

You're welcome. I've got good vibes now for the Hawks this weekend. Yeah, because of that. Because of that. Let's do normal lorna. Fuck yeah. Hell yeah, bitch. Sorry.

D. D's nuts. As a society, are we still asking people if they picked a winner if we catch them picking their nose. You see it happen. You make a kayak on. contact, pick a winner.

I reckon it still fucking hits, D. I think that's pretty funny. Asking someone if they picked a winner, still normal or nah. Sure, normal. I'll give you that. It feels hell 90s.

It feels like high school vibes. Yeah, like it should be. I don't know if it is, but it should be. Yeah. And thanks for bringing it to our attention. I reckon picking your nose is one of those things that everyone's like, oh, that's disgusting. Everyone's doing it.

Yeah. No one's not picking their nose. like that's okay. That's okay. But when people are like, oh, that's absolutely disgusting. I'm like, what are you doing in the car? Yeah. Thanks, Charles.

What are you doing in the car? But like, we're all doing it. Reading a book or something? Who cares? Yeah, I'm, I am pro nose pick. You heard it here first. I'm proud of you. Yeah, thanks.

Cam O'Neill. Hi, Cam O'Neill. Going to bed early so you can wake up at 3 a.m. For secret me time and then go. go back to sleep. Like masturbating. I go to bed early on purpose. Then I wake up between 3 a.m. and 5 a.m.

I watch my show. I do a chore. Have some me time. Then I go back to bed at 6. And when I woke up at 8, it feels like I've had this little lying, completely relaxed. And no one in the world knows that I've had this cool little chill-out time in between.

Normal or now? Not normal for me. I don't do that. But, Slay, I mean, if that works for you, you. If my alarm went off at three though, I think I, and I knew that I didn't have to get up, I would just snooze it. Yeah, I'll just throw my phone out the window.

Yeah. That, like, that probably wouldn't work for me. But I guess, like, maybe if you've got, like, a super demanding job, maybe you've got kids, you know, and that is the only time you get to yourself. I mean, I can get it. That's great. But waking up at three and then going back to sleep to wake up at eight, why don't you just wake up at five.

I'm thinking, is it fair to say your alarm going off is the worst time of the day? Totally. He now has to do that twice. Yeah. Yeah, because you're doing it. And then also the discipline to put yourself back to bed for those two hours, I don't know if I'd be able to get back to sleep. Like, if I'd been up doing things, I don't think I'm dead.

I'm like, I'm up now. Yeah. So I'm like, said it a little bit later. But, you know, not yucking anyone's yum. if it's the best time you've got for your alone time, then Slay. I also did assume it meant masturbating. Yeah, like my own me time. I'm like, waking up and jerking off sounds a bit like, green.

Oh, but then you, no, but then you just fall back to sleep real nice. Hmm. You need to wake up with your partner and get a sneaky one away and you wake up in the morning and go, wait, fucking. What happened last night? You got, I don't know, I was asleep. William Jones. Willie Jones. Normal or nah.

Flossing your teeth at the sink in the work bathroom. normal I've done it I've flossed here oh is that weird oh we don't like it okay I've flossed here I went to wash my hands

and a colleague was just standing there flossing his teeth not the dance move that's hilarious can you give me a floss now

can you do it no I'm actually above the age of whatever the fuck game I can do it I can floss I told my top power before you do it. Slay.

I'm going to get you to do it. Yeah. But I'll remind you that last week you tried to six, seven and you punched yourself in the face. And that really, I felt that the next day on the jaw. My, my chiseled jaw line.

Yeah. All right. Let's see it. 2016's back. She's a cool girl. She's a, she's a cool girl. Yeah, it's pretty good.

I'm pretty good at flossinging. But I have also flossed here. What I will say, though, I floss here and it's like, the cubicle and the thing. Yeah. You're in your own private room.

Yeah. Whereas like if I was in a shed like with many cubicles, many sinks, I don't know. Yeah, like you're just at the sink what people are coming in and out. But actually, no, I think it's okay. If you've got, what would you rather that at someone's desk? Yeah, someone like hocking away. Yeah. Like when you're doing that.

And if you get, like, because I've been getting my nails done, which is very fun, but it makes them thicker. So you can't get things out of your teeth. So you've got to have floss at the ready. Would you prefer that I did floss at work? Because I remember last week you were like, Ryan, there is so much stuff in your team. Well, I think it's a really nice thing to do.

When someone has things in their teeth, you have to tell them. Whenever I tell Ryan he's got things in his teeth, he fucking arcs up and he doesn't like that. So now I have to say, not that I would say anything, but I'm just letting you know that we're about. about to record a video and you've got things in your teeth and he goes, no, I don't.

So, well, I do a papa, I don't. I said, whereabouts and you went, I can't single one out. There's so much. That is not. I said, it's everywhere. And you said, did I get it? And I said, no. I think you're like, just eating something with poppy seed.

And there was a couple and I was like, you need to, I think you need to. It's not like a, this job. It's like, there's a couple. Yeah, like it's a full knock down. Like if I eat out. if I eat while I'm out or you know with you guys is whatever

but like if I'm out somewhere and I always check I just like the thought of it just makes me I don't like it and so that's why I always tell people because when I've got all of us are doing this right now no one has anything in their teeth

I'm just letting you know just letting you know Charles is sitting there like I actually reckon on do before this episode I ate one of those red frogs and don't they just get a bit yeah but it's that it gets like gummed into your fucking fillings it's not like just a bit of seed in your teeth that

you can get out but there is floss in there there's little floss sticks because i leave them in there because and do we all use the same one is that the idea yeah so you use it and then you pop it back in for the next person just as well let water it though I put some hot water over it oh what you fucking made of money okay all right I guess I'll start rinsing mine off thank you sorry you try and do you bit for the environment and the kids these days this motherfucker Thank you. Thank you. Bring us back.

I'll skip that one. Moran. M-U-I-R-E-A-N-N. M-U-I-R-E-A-N-N. Say that again, M-U-I-R-E-A-N-N. Mirian. Mirian's trench. Yeah.

Trenchy. Her last name's Doug and, so let's just call her Dugs. Dug-O. Normal or not, Europe is in a heat wave and my friend said he's putting his sheets in the freezer. Takes them out of bedtime so he can have a cool sleep that doesn't feel like being in a sauna. His mum gave him the idea. You know how sometimes you say something and you go, that shouldn't be important, but that feels like it changes everything. This guy's French.

It does. It changes. It gives me a different picture in my mind. Yeah. Not that I can see anything about the vibes. So you're asking normal or not putting your sheets in the freezer? Yep. So like late afternoon, pop those sheets in the freezer.

So about the time we go to bed. Slot, my freezer's full. Yeah. And what do you fit in a king fucking sheet in your freezer? Yeah, just in between the frozen berries and like that left over from two months ago that I thought at the time I was probably going to reheat. Yeah, like all those frozen vegetables, I've got three bags of peas all open. Yeah. You know, like I've got an icy pole that's freezer.

burn that I could probably throw out, but I go, oh, I might feel like that. Yeah. Nah, I don't think so. And there's just sheets in there? But, like, also, I wouldn't have my sheets near food. You know, we talked about it and you like, don't worry tomorrow's wash day? Like, yeah, I don't think that that needs to go near the kitchen. What's going on on those sheets?

I'm just saying, it's like. Sounds like you're doing a lot more than saying. No, but even if you'd on this. It sounds like you're slaying. Slipping and sliding. No, no, I do take that back. I tie that back. But you've slept in those and then you're going to put them in your fridge?

That feels fucking crap. Doctor throat. Thank you, Charles. But I don't think that feels right to me. Even if you hadn't fucking done anything in the sheets, you've still slept in them. They've still got your like oils and your fucking hair and dead skin and stuff. That just feels crazy. Does something need to be wet to free?

freeze? Because if the sheets were wet, it would turn into a rock. Yeah. But if they would dry, because I'm thinking when you fold them up to get them in the freezer, you have to like crack them back out. Well, because I don't think they would freeze, like you said, unless they're wet. But even if they're wet, because there's so much fabric, I think they would just be damp. Oh, cold damp sheets.

Yeah, and then isn't that why, what you don't want? That sounds like something I don't want. Like, you don't, you can't sleep on damp sheet because. Fuck your mattress. You'd probably get sick. Like, get an oscillating fan. 20 bucks from Kama. Yeah.

What did you say? Oscillating. Yeah. But you know, like 20 bucks from Kmart. French Kama. Kamele-Ossilatin fan. Yeah. Oh, kudad,

I'm a pal, oscillating fan. Well, we need to figure this out because there's a lot of chat about us going to Kahn next year. Sure. Yeah. Okay. So we need to figure out the sheets situation now. I just need to know if we've got a freezer in the Airbnb. Yeah.

Can you find out, Charles? Maybe one of those deep chest freezers that people put in their garage. A double chest. A double garage. Double chest. If it's a double chested. Double D chest freezer. Can we just sleep in that?

Yeah, sure. We'll just, I just don't think a wet, a cold sheet's what you want. There's also aircon in the rooms. Sleep. Okay, well that... Where the fucker waste? Where the... Where are the Rich Carlton, baby?

Hi, I'm Danielle from Brooklyn, Ontario, Canada. Hi, this is Michael from Bundura in Melbourne, Australia. Hi, I'm Nickyzie from CFB Shail Lamanitoba, Canada. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A huge shout-out to a few of our champion tapers over at our Patreon. And our Patreon, we do, like, lots of fun stuff that isn't just on the show. Like, you get a bonus episode. on a Saturday.

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Because there's been a lot of decorating going on. Yeah. And because we're making everything from scratch. I believe. Yeah. So Lil and Danny have been painting all the backgrounds. Yep. And we're making one of the props.

Oh, sick. It's really cool. And we're a little bit to say what the prop is or are we waiting to live stream? Because I think that if you want to know, you should be a champion Tapper. Yeah. See there? And we're not in full calendar push mode yet. But can I just say the effort that's going into these calendars, there's so much paint and crafting

going on downstairs. It's going to look sick. It's really fun. It's going to look sick. So stay tuned. But if you want to join that, that's on tomorrow. Steve Mandutcio, that's one of our champion tapas. Dootzee.

Fucking, what a great name. Carly, good on you, Carly. Cole, Fabian Duck Park. Great name. Marcus Chatfield, Wendy, Aaron S. Micah Eastridge and Emily Redding. Thank you very much for being part of our champion tapas. Sorry, I was just like, oh, well, if Emily gets a bit hot, she could put her Reading in the freezer.

Her bedding? Her bedding? Do you get it? Yeah. Okay. No, it's, I'm... You can't put that on me. I know.

I didn't shit in your bed two times. Rip the band-aid off. Ryan shit in his bed two times. And I didn't. I didn't. So I can't be copying this kind of abuse. No, I am lashing out because I know what we're about to talk about. And it's embarrassing.

It's not embarrassing. Everyone shits in their bed two times in one night sometimes. Babies. No, I take that back. safe space safe as hell take that back no i take it back do you need the horse photo before we start talking about shitting in your bed or should we save it for the end yeah my name is ryan and i took a weight loss drug and i did not shit in my bed once not just once i feel like it sounds good when i say i didn't shit in my bed once yeah and that's a true statement it is technically true yeah

twice in one night I shat the bed yeah and this was a few days ago and I've had some of the most harrowing days of my life I believe I said to Tony that colonoscopy prep was nothing compared to what happened the other day I did get quite a lot of play by play information

I did which I really appreciated it did you know because I gave you no I liked it because I'm not offended by that and it was nice to kind of hear that you were like I trusted you yes yeah I think that like it was safe space and you're like I just don't feel good like so in the afternoon I was doing some really bad burps

I believe um doctor Google described them as sulfuric sure and that's what it felt like like when you go to the hot springs real sulfury gross smell yeah and like reflexy right refluxy, gross burps. And I made one of the best decisions I've ever made for my marriage and my relationship. I said, bridge, I'm going to sleep in the spare room. I said, I'm a bit wriggly. I'm a bit irritable. I'm a bit burpy.

And when you're up and down to the bathroom, you're just going to wake the other person are like, like, do all for. And I was like, I think I'm doing you a favor. Yep. I'm going to sleep in the spare room. Yep. So I'm going to the toilet every three minutes, maybe 15. And then I go, I think I'm good, I'm going to go to sleep. Yep.

I wasn't good. I wasn't good. Nah. I wasn't good. Have you ever shut the bed? I have. Yeah. I had gastro really, really bad, like a few years ago when I think I was 20 and Torbs was looking

after me. And, yep. It runs out of your life fucking hot mud. Like it's like lava, isn't it? Have you ever, all right, on a space? Yeah. Just a regular day, you go in the toilet, like, you look at your phone, eh? Yeah, I'm trying not to.

But like, have you ever been to the bathroom and it's so harrowing? You're like, I actually need to put my phone down so I can concentrate. Like, it's beyond. Yeah. I just need to sit in the pain. because I can't. And like breathe through it. Yeah.

And I also, if I've got like a real sore tummy, like I need to take my clothes off. Like I can't have anything to, I need to just try and like get everything that could be distracting me. Are you allergic to anything? No, I don't think so. That's a shame. I could order some. Huh? You're like, when I get a sore tummy, I have to take my clothes off.

I'll like, give her some dairy. Oh, yeah. Oh, quick take your clothes off. Um, so I wake up and I go. Oh, you're fucking joking. You're fucking joking. So I walk like Troy Dan into the shower. And if you wake up at 2 a.m.

And your partner's in the shower, like nothing good has come. Oh, yeah. Put that on a fucking t-shirt. Like 1,000%. And so I dry myself off with a towel. I then, no, no, no, no, no. Trust me, Bridget is all. It's already said the mall.

Yeah, okay. And then I get another towel, and I was like, I'm going to sleep on this because what a horrible night. Can I ask a question? Yeah. What did you do with the poo in the bed? Because it wasn't solid. You couldn't just pick it up, pop it in the toilet. No.

No. It wasn't like, I just, like, it wasn't heaps. it was just some. But I, the waddle to the shower, I feel like did a bit. And then I put the towel down. Because you're like, I need to, need a bit of insurance here. Yeah. Totally.

And then I woke up an hour later and I've gone, you fucking wouldn't read about it. You wouldn't read about it. But you shitted. Again. On the towel. Yeah. and then I waddled back to the shower

and when your partner has showed at 2am and then again at 3.15 you really know. You really know. She's wrong. Well, yeah. Yeah.

And then Bridget said and this is what she said on behalf of every tarpa. Oh, that's nice that she was thinking of us at 315 while you were shitting yourself. Well, this is just one for everyone. She just goes,

if there's a positive, at least you're shitting on your own towels now. She did not. She did. And I said, if there's ever a time to not make me laugh. Oh yeah, you're playing with fire. You're playing with fire. So then I put on my two, three, third pair of underwear for the night. You shit through knickers.

Well, I was wearing underwear both times. Oh, I thought you were raw dog and, it. Dude, no, that's crazy. Well, how did you still shit in the bed? Didn't the knickers catch it? Well, that's what I was saying. I was Troy Danning myself to the, like, trying to, like, waddle and like...

So, did you shit in your knickers? And then, because you were, like, laying down at, like, scudged out. A little bit. Not out. Through. Like a sieve. A very tight sieve. Yeah.

Yeah. But... Liquid gets. through. Very tight. Not tight enough. Yeah. You're okay, Charles.

Have you ever shit your bed? I actually haven't. Oh, it's like young. Maybe as a kid. You're young. You're young. Charles, it'll come. I can report that in three days, I lost five kilos,

which is not what you want. No. It's not what you want. You just couldn't keep anything down, eh? Nah. And all I had was very flat soda. water, rice and boiled chicken. And I didn't realize how much I loved food.

Yeah, I mean, if there's ever a time to find out, it's like two days after eating fucking toast with no butter on it and stuff. I didn't realize how it's like so depressing when you're just like, I just want some spice or some chili or some fucking flavor. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'm sick. No, sorry.

Yeah. But it's also just that like you feel crap. So you want comfort Like So you want comfort food Because you're like Oh I just I feel like shit

I want to eat a burger You're hungry but sick Yeah It's really confusing Yeah I have rehydrated And regained four kilos Yeah it's just all water

Yeah I'm back Yeah nice But I just wanted to say That I did take a weight loss drug And I shat the bed twice in one night That's good And that's where I'm at That's where I'm at.

Yep. Is there any questions? Because I feel like, and I've already said it now, when I shat at the barber's house, Bridget said, don't tell that story, you'll never live it down. And I go, oh, it's just the funny one. Yeah. Like as in, it'll be funny for today and tomorrow we'll think of something else. Yeah.

That stayed with me. But also, it's just like the same way that if you told your friends that, they would still like say that in five years. So, well, I know that you allegedly have put a story in the vault. I don't know what it is because it's been put in the vault. Yep. And so I just want to say, like, is there any questions? Like, ask now.

Oh, are you putting this in the vault? No, but I'd just rather like, let's not talk about this every day for a month. Well, yeah. What are we questioning? What do you want to know? No, I think that it's just, I don't know what? I don't have any questions, but I do have thank you for trusting us with something that happened to you when you were feeling vulnerable.

I was feeling vulnerable. Yeah. And you feel vulnerable about it now because it's fucking, you feel silly. Yeah. And you felt shit. Yeah. Well,

literally. I felt shit on my legs. Okay, everyone. Figgles over there. I felt shit in multiple pairs of underwear. I should. What did you do with the underwear?

Left them in the shower? Um, they, there was this, I said, suggested we throw them out. Nah, they don't need to be thrown now. And then Bridger goes, nah, I reckon we go two like hot boil washes and then one regular one.

Yeah, sure. And like not with anything else. Yeah. I personally did the top sheet and the mattress protector. Yep. Luckily you had a mattress protector on there. Yep. I did the Duna cover.

nice the duna itself doesn't fit in the washing machine yeah you gotta take it to like a laundromat like the big like then I have to look of someone in public in the eye you say oh my dog did it if BJ did it I would go down there and say it was me

before I threw that dog under the bus yeah I wouldn't tell people that Pippa did that either yeah and you know what this whole night yeah now this sounds gross but it's not Or actually, we might be past that. It's pretty fucked. Yeah. B.J.

When I got home, he could tell I was like white as a ghost. Yeah. Doing good. And he, because I was in the spare room, he slept with me all night. And I said, bro. You can go. I don't mind. And he's like, no.

He goes, no, no, like, don't get me wrong. You stay on your side. I'll stay on my side. Yeah. But he was there. He was there. And I would not throw him under the bus to a laundromat. That is beautiful.

But it's on the do-na. Still? Yeah. And we don't really know what to do. Throw it out. Bridget said this one. I think if you've left it for that long, you should throw it out. Bridget just said, hey, like, don't want to like, but it's still just like, can you do something?

Please. Yep. Yep. I think that if it's been sitting there, I think you should throw it out now. Yeah. Charles, any questions? Nope. Tony, anything else who liked to know?

No. Thank you for sharing there. Yeah, thank you. It was four days without a solid poo. Is that normal for you though? Are they all kind of, and they all sleeping out of you? Everyone assumes because I poop lots that it's always diarrhea

and it's actually not accurate. That's so weird. Yeah. There's regular nice poo. Oh, sometimes, but like mostly regular nice poos. That's interesting. Hmm. Hmm.

Um. So a week later, I'm back to the weight I started at. And happy days. Great. Go Hawks. Amazing. Definitely no other question. I think I might vault this one.

No. You can vault it. And people would honour that as well. I just think that, like, it's really lovely that you trust us enough to share it. That's what this is for. Tarpers trust us enough to share their fucked shit. And that's why I was weird earlier when you were talking about, like, farts because I was like I've done some really bad ones. Well yeah but you do though.

You're a dad. That's what dad's do. Dad's fart. And burp. You're burping now. I am burping now. Yeah. Um, no, thank you for trusting us. We appreciate and the type is appreciate it. I trust you, but I'm not trusting farts for another four business days. Well, yeah. And that's just probably you shouldn't anyway. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. That's okay. We all have our limits. And mine is none. My limit is zero. The limit does not exist. Should we love to see it?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I've got a good one. I did a solid poo. I love to see that. I love to see that. Actually, though, after four days, there was cheering from the bathroom.

I was like, yeah! And then Bridget goes solid and I go, yeah. You start to feel normal again. You're like, I think I'm getting back. Yeah. No, that is really nice. Yep. Well, Ma, you love to see it.

it is something that we should get for Mabel. And I'm so sorry, Charles, but it's Instagram. You've already done it. Love that for you. Let's get this for Mabel. It's a goat. So the goat is doing these cute little squeaks, and this little girl is holding the goat,

and they're like talking to each other through their goat squeaks. Play it again, Charles. So Mabel's got two goats at her daycare. How many kids they got? Two. Thanks. The look on that girl's face, That's what Mabel looked like

when she walked into the spare room the other morning. She doesn't look very stoked to sheep up. I thought that was so cute. Can we get Mabel a goat? We can. I am, we're back and forth on the chickens. I think chickens are c-ass.

And you know that. So that's not for me. Yeah, but like they're kids like he can hold them and they're cute and like. Get a bunny. Oh. What? What is the response you've just given? B.J.

thinks bunnies are things you chase. Oh, because you've got like rabbits in your yard and bandicoots and stuff. But bandicoots? Did you say bandicoots? Yeah. Like the computer game. Well, that's crash bandicoot. But yeah, like little bandicoots in the garden and stuff.

A bandicoots in this country? Yeah. I've never seen a bandicoot in my life except by playing banjo-cazoo. You don't have, well, it's not Banjo-Kazooie, it's Crash Bandicoot. They're two different guys. Yep. Yeah, but like bandicoots are in their, like, normally running around in the garden and stuff like that. Yeah.

I mean, they just look like little mouses. Yeah, Bron thinks they're things that you chase. Yeah, no, that's fair. For some reason, chickens and dogs are just like chill. Don't bother him? Yeah. Oh, no, like, but each other, they're just like, as one. Oh, sure.

Yeah, okay. Well, then, yeah, I guess maybe a bunnies is not a good idea. But I just thought. The little girl holding that goat was so cute. Let's do a goat. I like a goat. Sydney Madsen. Hi, Sydney.

I'm currently going through a really tough breakup. The day of, I went to my parents' house to hang out with the dogs and cheer myself up. That's nice. And I also had Tony and Ryan playing on YouTube on the screen to, you know, get a smile on my dial. Bit of noise, yep. My brother walks in and goes, is my sister a tarpa? What? Not only did it cheer me up,

but the first tarpa I ever met in the wild was my own brother. That is so cute. Yeah, meeting a tarpa in the family. It's like when Lily found out that her brother's really into my mythical morning. Yeah. Hadn't known for years.

Yeah, and he's like, oh yeah, I'm their biggest fan. I love all their shit. So cool. Thanks for sharing, Sydney, and thanks for watching. And fuck that guy. She just had a breakup.

Oh, sorry, I'm like the brother. He's also a dog. Yeah. Don't fuck him for many reasons. Yeah. Yeah. Oh wow. No, like the guy that's, the person she's broken up with. Yeah. Fuck. Well, don't fuck them. But like, fuck them. But like, fuck them off. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm still rattled off, poop myself in the bed. Twice. Yeah. So I didn't shit the bed once? Um, thank you for listening, for being a safe space. For us to share our shitting. I appreciate it. I've shit heaps and I've sat on the pod. You have.

You have. Everyone's always very supportive. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that. Go Hawks.

Go Hawks. Yeah. Love you. Love you. Bye.