Toni and Ryan - Ryan the Wedding Crasher

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

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Welcome to the podcast, author Tony Lodge over there. My name is Ryan John, the vice captain of the ship. And strap yourselves in, folks. We're calling Newcastle again. Oh, we're calling Cass. Newcastle. Hello? Hey, Cass.

Hello? Hi, it's Tony and Ryan. Oh, my goodness. Hello. How are you? Hi. Yeah, I'm Ryan. Oh, my goodness. Hello. How are you? Hi. Yeah, I'm good. We are fantastic.

I'm pretty good. I'm currently just relaxing. It's raining outside, so I'm just chilling on the porch just watching the rain with the dog. Oh, my God. What is that? A romance novel or a podcast. Far out.

Beautiful. Okay. Yeah. If you don't mind us interrupting, would you approve the podcast? Absolutely. Thank God. It sounded like maybe you'd prefer something a bit more chill, but no, it's good to know.

Sorry. Hi, this is Kat from Newcastle and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today, I'm not saying I ruined someone else's wedding. All I'm saying is I have a question for you, Tony. You ruined a wedding? About what is appropriate and what is not appropriate when other people are getting married nearby. Whose wedding did you go to? I don't know.

I just saw her wedding. But we'll get to that. Okay. And also coming up today, we have a new team member that we'll be introducing you to. Bury the lead, though, I reckon. You reckon? Yeah, like as in, oh, a bit of a fun, you know, but now you've just said the thing. You know what I mean?

Coming up today at a big announcement. Coming up today, question mark. Question mark. All right. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, fuck. I've, question mark. Question mark. All right. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, fuck. I've blown the punchline. Yeah.

All right. Well, you'll never guess what's coming up. Coming up later, I've got a joke. Yeah, to get to the other side. But I won't tell you what the question is. You know, like, what's that? How does a dog cross the road? That's a chicken, isn't it?

Now it's time. Wait, did you think that the answer to how does a dog cross the road was- To get to the other side. I mean, it still works. But, yeah, kind of. It's not the- yeah, I know. So this is actually Tony and Ryan's comedy class. Break down the foundations of a joke.

Let's do normal or nah, shall we? Normal or nah. Not required. The name explains itself. But we do get all of our normal or nahs from our Facebook group, Tony and Ryan Podcast Facebook group. If you want to submit a normal or nah, I've got like a pinned post, join the group.

Everyone's welcome. 40,000 people in there now. Yeah, it's crazy. Isn't that insanity? I made a video when we hit 1,000. Do you remember that? Did you make one when we made 40,000? Nah.

People just streaming in now. You've changed. Mate, if I made a video for every time we hit 1,000 new people, I'd never get anything done. And I do very little. Self-aware. I think it's fine. Benjamin H. Walker. Benjamin H. Walker.

I've seen Ben's name pop up before. It says, oh, my God, spelled G-A-A-W-D. Tony and Ryan, I have a normal and it is harrowing. Last night my boyfriend and I were chilling out. A couple of drinks. We were gaming. I was high. Chilling out?

Well, gaming and being high, I don't know if that. Like Netflix and chill? I don't know. Maybe it's not the same. If you you're high and gaming are you in the mood you're busy yeah or just if you if you're too high like is that a pain in the ass or is that i wouldn't i don't know so they're watching youtube and he had the munchies so he went and ate some cookies so his boyfriend decides it's time to go to bed and just as as Benjamin puts the entire cookie in his mouth, the boyfriend comes over and goes, good night. And like, gives him a kiss. And his mouth is full of cookie. And then he like gives a little peck. First time,

then a second, then a third. Then says Benjamin, he tries to stick his tongue in my mouth And go all out Try and steal his fucking cookie What a dog action Get your own fucking cookie I'd punch him in the face I know you've got the munchies too, bro Get your own cookie, there's plenty in the cupboard

There's 20 in there And I'm like, dude, no, no, no, no, I've got food in my mouth And the boyfriend goes, oh, so that's where you draw the line And made it out as if Benjamin was the disgusting one and, like, stormed off to bed. Okay. This is a multifaceted normal or nah. So my question to you says, Benjamin, making out with someone

who has partially chewed food in their mouth, normal or nah? I'm going to say nah, even though I know that you've read a chapter in my book that maybe. Is there something you'd like to share? No, save it for the book comes out soon. You don't want to spoil it? I don't want to spoil that because it's a pretty fucked story. You know the story I'm talking about, right?

You don't remember. You didn't read the whole thing. Don't accuse me of not being able to read. That know the story I'm talking about, right? You don't remember. You didn't read the whole thing. Don't accuse me of not being able to read. That's not what I said. Do you actually know what story I'm talking about? No. Fuck. Okay, save it anyway for the book.

Don't worry, everyone. But I feel like if you had food in your mouth and Bridget came over and just gave you a peck and was like, I'm going to bed, you're not going to then waste time like explaining that. You're just going to go, yep, cool. Or just like not kiss them back. Well, wouldn't you do the, and this might be hard to show off audibly,

but you're just going to go the. Yeah, or you go, oh. Yeah, and they go, oh, you're eating a cookie. Yeah. What a surprise, Ryan. But like I also do know that if you were high and you were just thinking about other things, then maybe you just, like, would just be like, yep.

Whatever. But one peck, you kind of go, okay, the food's not going any further than my mouth, it's fine. But, yeah, obviously you're not going to make out with someone with food. It's a nah from me. Yeah, like, that's an obvious nah. It's a nah from me. But I understand a little peck if you've got food in your mouth.

You can get away with it. The other person doesn't know. I think that's okay. Okay. Ian. Now, I've included this. Is this Ian? Are you fucking kidding?

No, it's Ian Oddhams. Oh. Not regular hams. Ian Evenhams is on the show tomorrow. Yeah. Now, I've included this for you. For me. So, even though I fucking hate this,

I felt like you would appreciate this question being asked, and I just want to put up front that, A, I don't like even the question. Not even like with the – I don't like the question. Okay. But I want you to appreciate that I brought it here for you. All right. Normal on R says, Ian, not knowing at what point you should stop saying

Happy New Year and New Year's jokes to people you haven't seen since last year. Oh. So we're getting to the back end of January. Yep. Yeah, we are. I think normal because I feel like the rule for everyone in your life is different.

New Year's jokes you can only do on the 1st or the 31st. Like you can only do that straight away, I think. Can we just time code that one? I might need to pull that out of the vault because all of December and the first week, okay, that's very. You know what? Like I feel like those jokes though you can only kind of do them. All right, three days very true. You know what? Like I feel like those jokes, though, you can only kind of do them, all right, three days either side.

Okay. So the last three days of December, the first three days of Jan. Yeah. But I feel like saying Happy New Year, that like is different for everybody, but it still only works until what, like the 20th of Jan? Because last week we were away and we saw people that we work with from Spotify, like we talk to them all the time, and we said like, oh, Happy New Year,

because it was the first time we've seen them in like a work capacity. But like I probably wouldn't still be saying Happy New Year to like someone at the coffee shop. What about if you have friends that you might see like three times a year? Yeah. No, you're not saying Happy New Year. Nah. So it gets, you know what I mean? It gets to like April and you're like, oh, Happy New Year. No, you're not saying – nah. So it gets – you know what I mean?

It gets to April and you're like, oh, happy new year. Happy new – no. I don't think – no. But that's what I mean. I think it depends on how often you would normally see the person. Otherwise, if you catch up with someone once a year, do you say happy new year every year? I've got a challenge for you.

Yeah. I know that you're going to Perth in March for a wedding. Is that right? Yeah. I know that you're going to Perth in March for a wedding. Is that right? Yeah. And there will be a lot of people at the wedding that you're friends with, but because you live in Melbourne, you wouldn't have seen them. March is just such an awkward time. So you wouldn't have seen them for years, right?

Definitely not this year. Yeah, well, because of COVID and everything, I haven't seen any of my friends for literal years, yeah. I bet. Happy New Year 2019. Wonder what 2020 is going to bring. Can you please, and what is it, the second weekend of March or something? Yeah.

It's actually the first weekend of March. Perfection. Yeah. The week after my book comes out. Can you report back and you need a promise to drop a couple of Happy New Years? All right. And, you know, it'll be at a wedding. You're like, oh, good to see you.

Happy New Year. And just say it. If they kind of go, happy new year. If they just go, what the fuck? Yeah, okay. That's good. That's good from you. I like that.

Watch this space. So, yeah, that's good. Are you excited or anxious about that? No, I'm excited about that. Because I'm so bubbly, I think I'll get away with it. Yeah. Well, I'm really hoping not. Your annoyingly charming personality will get you through.

But can you imagine if you said to someone in March, oh, can you imagine if Torbs said to someone? Because Torbs is very quiet. People would genuinely be like, do you not know what date it is? Torbz is one of the more beautiful men, but he's a quiet guy. He's just quiet. And he's also like a bit. He's a listener.

But can keep a straight face. Totally. So when he's like, hey, good to see you. Happy New Year. Yeah. People are like, what? Yeah. Fuck, that's funny.

Get him to drop one as well. Yeah. I love that. Okay. That's a great challenge. Finally, Tilde. Oh, I'm really sorry. T-I-L-D-E.

Tilda. Tilda? Yes. We know that because we've done a personalised video. Tilda Swinton. Yeah, Tilda. She looks like a bird, doesn't she? Tilda Swinton.

Have you seen her? She looks like a bird ghost. Google her right now. Google Tilda Swinton right now seen her? She looks like a bird ghost Google her right now Google Tilda Swinton right now Lovely woman Fantastic actor Looks a bit like a bird ghost Listen to that

Backpedal Nah that's all good Tilda Swinton The final Normal on For those that can't see Ryan No no My computer's broken

Tilda Google's not working. It's down worldwide. Normal on. I hope this is a nah for everyone. Okay. But I fear there will be a lot of guilty normals. Okay.

Or I feel silly normals. See, I always get these and then they go on the internet and everyone says I'm disgusting. It's not disgusting. Okay, good. But it's fucking dumb. Which is arguably worse. Which is worse. Tilda,

normal or nah, talking out loud to your appliances. I live alone and if the microwave beeps, I'm always like, yeah, yeah, stop being dramatic, I'm on my way. I've been set up Are you joking? Normal

And I don't live alone There's two other people in my house Is there any appliances in particular? The microwave and the dishwasher And what would you say to them? I'm always like, okay, chill out Our washing machine, right? the song that the washing machine plays. The song?

Oh, my, I actually have it recorded. Why? Because I was going to show it to you ages ago and then I guess I thought that's not interesting. And you weren't wrong. No, this is great. Are you ready? Hey, mate, it's. Oh, no, that's not interesting. And you weren't wrong. No, this is great. Are you ready? Hey, mate, it's...

Oh, no, that's not it. What was that? Oh, me fucking sending a personalised video to someone. Hang on. Okay. I really... Don't know which one it is. Okay.

That's not it. Oh,. Okay. That's funny. It has more. Oh, my God. There's literally one called washing machine. Hang on. All right. I found it now. I found it now.

I found it now. Okay. So this plays every time the washing finishes in my house. Every single time. are you kidding me? Every time the washing machine is finished, that whole thing plays. It goes for 31 seconds. Where's the wait, I believe?

I wish I could last as long as your washing machine song could last for. Well, the same white foam you stuck on at the end. Imagine if every time someone else in your life finished that song. Do, do, do, do, do, do. You hear that sound from the apartment next door? Like, oh, yeah. But then Tilda goes, yeah, I'm coming. I'll be there soon.

Hi, this is Cass from Newcastle, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapas. It's my first time talking ever. Are you all right? A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapas for our Patreon. It's my first time talking ever. Are you all right? Sorry, I'm still reeling from the dishwasher. Washing machine, fucking hell. Big thank you to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon.

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Everything you need to know from A to Z. Z to A. Two sleeps to go. Yes. Until hot fun garbage. Hopefully by now everybody's seen the truck reveal on Instagram. Fuck, it looks sick. I love that.

Everyone's so pumped up. Yeah, same. When we saw it for the first time, like it was incredible. Incredible. And if you are in Melbourne, we'd love you to come down. Obviously the service is there for you if you want to throw out some old clothes. But if you don't have any old clothes you don't want to throw out and you just want to come and say hi, give Tony a big high five. Come on down. Obviously, the service is there for you if you want to throw out some old clothes. But if you don't have any old clothes you don't want to throw out and you just want to come and say hi, give Tony a big high five.

Come on down. We'll take a selfie. There's games. There's food. There's coffee. There's ice cream. And there's tarp-flavored ice cream. Yeah.

So I've named all of the ice cream. Yeah. And it's great. You're going to love it. But don't feel pressure to bring something down. You're more than welcome to just come down, grab a selfie, kiss right on the mouth, whatever, pending legalities. No, there's no legalities there. Just come and throw it in. Throw it in. But don't bring a couch. Don't bring a fridge. Don't be a dick. Also, it's right next

to the beach, so you can go for a paddleboard after if you so choose. Tomorrow, are we going to find out how your paddleboarding went? We've got a sub date. So tomorrow are we going to find out how your paddle boarding went? We've got a sub date. And shuckers are being dropped in the studio, folks. And you know how on your emojis it, like, says that you're frequently used ones? Shuckers is right at the top of mine now because I keep using it.

I'm throwing it out. I love it. I feel like it went well. You wouldn't be dropping shuckers or doing that face at me if it didn't. We need to introduce, I gave away the punchline earlier. How would you like to do this? Okay. So on Saturday, obviously there's going to be a lot going on. Yep.

And we thought we would love it if we knew that we had somebody else to give us a hand. Yep. Chat to everybody and, you know, like you'll still get to meet us, of course. Yep. But if you've got a great story about something you're bringing down, we want to hear it. So we've enlisted the help of somebody. How was that?

Was that good? Yeah. So we've got a new team member. Welcome, Cam. Say hello, Cam. Hello. Hello, Cam. That would have been funny if he said that.

Hasn't passed his probation now. That's okay. Three months. But if you see Cam, say hi. And also, if you get a random email or see Cam floating around in the group, he's not spam. Don't ask for money. He's not spam.

He's Cam. Yes, non-spam Cam. But you can't miss him. He's got a fabulous mullet. Yeah. Party at the front, business at the back or whatever they say. Yeah. Is that?

No, other way. Other way around. Yeah, business at the front, party at the back or whatever they say. Yeah. Is that? No, other way. Other way around. Yeah, business at the front, party at the back. Yeah, I'm glad he just corrected you there. It was good, wasn't it? A little silent. But so Cam has just recently joined our team. So it's not just for this weekend.

It's like full on. Cam, can I in the Facebook group and Tony as well go through your Instagram and pick one thing to share? Or do you want to have say on what photo gets shared? Just to give people, just to put a name to the face. That's great. I already know the exact photo you guys will choose. Yeah.

Okay. So I'm willing to let you guys have it. Yes. The singlet one? Yeah. Yeah. Nice. All right.

Go check out the Facebook group. Introduce yourself to Cam. Oh, fuck me. Okay. This is sort of a. Oh, fuck me. Okay. This is sort of a you love to see it. Okay. It doesn't, hang on. And it's Cam.

Oh, it's Cam. How good is seeing a random wedding? Like a stranger's wedding? It actually fills me with joy. Doesn't it? Yeah, it makes you feel, and you just like, you look at the bride and she's so excited and you just know that they've been planning it for fucking two years or whatever.

I love it. And I think if you think about your town, there's like the obvious spots that if you're walking past on a Saturday afternoon, you probably don't plan it but you're like, you're in the city and there's a big church down the road and then, you know, the bride and groom comes out. Well, you see the wedding car. Yeah, and you go, oh, how good is this?

Try not to smile when you see a stranger's wedding. I've got goosebumps now. Yeah. Like I love it. In Perth, it's Kings Park. Of course. Yeah. There's always people having wedding photos there.

So when I was in university to make a bit of cash. In America? No, in Australia. Yep. I worked at the Dodgy Motel in the city. That's right. And I used to work the Saturday shift. And so I'd go and get a coffee during the day and you'd always see down

like Flinders Lane because Melbourne's got all these cool laneways and it's like fun for a photo and stuff. So I'd always see these beautiful brides and the grooms and like all the bridesmaids and it's just beautiful. And you'd always see it every week. I'd just go, oh, how good is that? And then when Bridget and I got married. I was about to ask.

Yeah. So we had to walk from our like a park. We got an Airbnb. Look at my goosebumps. We got an Airbnb on Flinders Lane and we walked to the park and we just got married in the park at Fitzroy Gardens. We didn't realise in the planning. I was always like, yeah, we'll do this, this and this in the Airbnb

and this, this and this at the park and we'll just walk down there. Yeah. But we didn't really think too much about the walk. We had to walk through the city on an afternoon. Bridget's in her gown, her beautiful gown. Everyone who saw Bridget, just not like a cat calling in a bell, was like, girl, you look beautiful. And everyone would stop and go and clap.

And we didn't even consider that. And I was like, oh, my God, where that random couple getting married? And people looking at you going, how long have they, I literally am about to fucking cry. How long have they been planning? You know, did it get postponed because of COVID? Are their family coming? You know, like how?

Yeah. Oh, my God. But there was heaps of restaurants along the, like people were outside dining because it was summer and people would like raise a glass, you know, like cheers, go, good on you guys, have a great day. Do they not give you like a sip or like a bit of garlic bread on your way through or something? No. Because that would be nice I reckon if you're day. Do they not give you, like, a sip or, like, a bit of garlic bread on your way through or something? No.

Because that would be nice, I reckon, if you're walking past and they saw that you were, like, getting married. Mate, do you want a sip of Aperol Spritz? Yeah. Actually, my mouth is dry. I'm a bit nervous and excited. Yeah, that'd really go down well. No, they didn't.

Or just a bit of garlic bread or, like, an arancini ball because they always come in odd numbers. So if there's a couple sitting on the outside and they've had three arancini balls, they've ordered three, they've got one spare one. You'd give that to a bride, surely. You, me and Franco sat down the other day, ordered some arancini balls and five turn up. How the fuck are three people splitting five arancini balls?

I don't want to be that guy. No, you fucking are that guy. But I only had one. I did only get one. And I paid for them. I did pay for the arancini balls. You did. I only got one.

I think you might have had three. I think Franco only had one as well. Did he? I think so. Fuck, that's embarrassing. We were talking about it on text after. No, we weren't. So we can all agree.

That if you see a bride, give her an Arancini ball. Yep. But we can all agree this is like a positive experience. A hundred percent. I don't think there's anybody that wasn't tearing up just then like me. I actually can't get over it. It's so beautiful. Anyway.

We were at the beach the other week. I stayed an extra couple of days and Bridget and I are in the water at Watson's Bay in Sydney. It's a beautiful spot. And on the Saturday afternoon there was a wedding because, of course, there would be because it's a beautiful spot. Oh, because there was like that big grassy bit above. Oh, my God.

And I'm like, oh, how good is is this the people are all starting to arrive we haven't seen a bride or a groom but there's just like people because people are rocking up in suits and it's sort of near the beach it was a warm day so even just seeing people in suits you're like oh there's something going on because everyone's usually you know just t-shirt and a bikini especially down there because there's like a it's like where the ferry comes yeah it's kind of touristy spot. So there's always people rocking it. Sorry, I have a question.

You said you were swimming? Right. Yeah. Should I ask? Yep. Were you in your budgie smugglers? Yeah. Yeah.

When we were swimming with you, I had the shorts, but Bridget brought up the smugglers because I'm pro smuggle now. You are pro. See, I like a man in a smuggler. Yeah. I think I might get Torbs to be a smuggler guy. Yeah, he would be. Torbs would look good in a smuggler, I reckon. Anyway, okay.

So you had your Sunday best on. Budgie Smugglers, by the way, for those not in Australia, is like a Speedo. Oh, Speedos, yeah. A Euro, some people call it. It's just like, you know, a little men's bathing suit. Yeah, but the tiny ones. Yeah. It's not shorts.

It's not shorts. It's knickers. Don't say knickers. It's about guys. No, but it's like a little men's bathing suit. Yeah, but the tiny ones. Yeah. It's not shorts. It's like knickers. Don't say knickers. It's about guys. No, but it's like that shape. It's like that knickers shape. Yeah, but don't say knickers. It's about, no, that's not. Do you know what?

I actually can't even say it. Go on. Write it down. The P word. Oh, I can't say that either. No. We'll say it on three. Okay.

One, two, three. Panties. I'm sorry for everyone listening. Oh, it's ruined the wedding. Cancel the wedding. Okay, so here's the thing. All these people are rocking up. Yeah.

And I go, oh, how great. I love seeing other people's weddings. Yeah. I'm going to like, I can't see the bride or groom. I might just like, you know't see the bride or groom. I might just like, you know, just like walk over a little bit and just kind of see if I can. Yep. How close is too close for a stranger to get up to the wedding?

It's in a park, so it's not like I was in the building or whatever. Like, you know, you just, well, there's no line that says wedding here, public there. Yeah. How close is too close? I feel like if you have to ask, you were too close. Does the limit of how close is too close change when you know I'm wearing budgie smugglers and nothing else?

Does that add an extra five metres you need to stand back? Yes. Do you remember that? Like if I was well-dressed, you could probably walk up the front and get away with it. Yeah. Bit of budgie smugglers. Do you remember that ad campaign in Australia from a few years ago

and it was like when you're at the beach, your bathers are bathers, but the further away you get, it's undies? Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like the closer you get to a wedding, there's not a lot of room before it turns into you're someone wearing undies at a wedding. Yeah.

And you've got less room, I think, to move. So imagine if we're in the water where we swam. Yeah. If we're looking back at the land. Yeah. On the right is sort of where the wedding is. That like big manor. Beautiful building. Yeah. And on the left sort of where the wedding is. That like big manor home. Beautiful building.

Yeah. And on the left was that kind of big pub where we were, but that's where the street is. You know how the street comes down? Yeah. So I'm like trying to be stealth. I kind of just walk up to the beach. I'm just kind of looking around, standing on the path,

just kind of looking down. On the path? Yeah. The path is quite close to the grass. Yeah, but they're sort of to the right. Okay. So I'm sort of still in the middle. But the bride and groom have come down in the car park bit.

Yeah. So they've had to walk past where I'm standing to get to where they're going. Oh, my God. You're in the background of their wedding photos. I'm in the foreground because they're all off to the right, the crowd, the bride and groom are to the left, and I've walked up in the middle trying to see where the bride and groom is, not realising they're coming in behind me.

And you know the voice when, this is my wife Bridget's with me, when you want to scream at someone but you don't want to make any noise. Because the whole time she's like. And I was like, I know, I'm supposed to have a look. What? Oh, my God. And the bride's obviously seen you and gone like, who the fuck is this? Well, no, look at the public space.

Yeah, but you're in the way. No, but there's other people in the way, but they're walking down like the public footpath to get to the thing. Were they clothed, though? They were in a wedding dress and a suit. No, I mean like the other people that were around. Oh. You know what I'm saying?

No, I wouldn't say, again, how far away from the water. Yeah. I reckon it was fine if I wasn't standing there like peering and leering. Looking at them. Yeah. And then I turned around and you're like, you know when you think there's no cars coming on a small street? And you kind of lean out?

And then you see a car and you kind of do the, oh, oh, sorry, no, you go. Yeah. You did that with the bride and groom. So then I sort of walked back to the beach and just sort of bowed a little bit. You bowed? I didn't know what to do. I was like, thank you. Have a good day.

Thank you very much. Yeah, thank you. You could probably charge them an appearance fee. You're basically the emcee. I tried to get an invoice, but I didn't have the pocket space. But congratulations to the happy couple. She looked beautiful. He looked shocked, to be honest.

If anybody knows that couple, if anybody listening. Watson's Bay, Saturday afternoon. Watson's Bay, what was it, Saturday the 14th? Put it in the show, yeah. Saturday the 14th, Watson's Bay. If anybody knows that couple or if that couple is listening, please let us know. You're welcome.

Congratulations. I would fucking love to. All I let us know. You're welcome. Congratulations. I would fucking love to. All I want to know, we're not sending you anything. We're not going to give you a prize. All I want to know is whether anybody looked and went, he's too close. That's all I want to know. All I want to know is from a wedding guest or from the bride and groom

or the fucking mother of the groom or mother of the bride must be fucking nice. All I want to know is if you looked at Ryan and went, oh, too close. Here's what I'm hoping for. Obviously, I felt a bit awkward all of a sudden. Yeah. Because you realised immediately what you'd done. You weren't being an arsehole.

No. Yeah. But I reckon. People probably could have seen your arsehole though. They're quite small, the knickers. Don't say knickers. Sorry. Don't say you can see my asshole either.

I had this on my wedding day. I was like, oh, I'm worried about this, this. And someone just said to me, goes, mate, if you're not the bride, no one's going to look at you anyway. So I'm guessing there's a bunch of people around swimming, there's families, there's the ferry coming in and out, there's a pub. People laughing.

Coming over. And I reckon they would have seen the bride and just gone, how beautiful is she? And sort of like surely a non-issue because they're not focused on me. I'm focused on me because it's me. But I'm. This is a really good attempt at trying to make it sound like no one was looking at you.

Message in. Watson's Bay, Saturday afternoon. I would just love to know if anyone that was there went, he's too close. That's all I want to know. That's all I want to know. I will note, I reckon they had the reception downstairs of where we were staying.

And how good is it when it's like those classic like 80s, 90s where drunk girls love to sing along to it? Yeah. And when the night falls. And Bridget's like, of course it's a wedding. When else is a whole bunch of 40-year-olds who have had way too many white wines singing that at the top of their lungs? Yeah. And I was loving it.

You love to see that. You do love to see that. A hundred percent. What's your you love to see? Oh. One of our tarpers inside our Facebook group, Kylie Bruce, posted in our group the other day, today this tarper finished chemo.

Oh. So Kylie's been going through chemotherapy, obviously cancer treatment. Brutal. I want to say a massive thank you, Tony and Ryan, for being there for me during some really dark times and a massive fuck you to cancer. Today this tarper finished chemo.

Yeah, fuck you. You fucking love to see that. To the chemo. Yeah, fuck you to cancer. Today, this type of finished chemo. Yeah, fuck you. You fucking love to see that. To the chemo. Yeah, fuck you, cancer. Not chemo. Oh, good chemo. Fuck you, cancer. Good chemo, bad cancer.

Yeah. Thank you. Lucky you didn't get that round and round, right? Yeah, wow. That would be terrible. Fuck chemo. Yeah. Stop saying it.

But Kylie, we fucking love to see it. And we're in your corner. Yeah. You know, like we've got your back. Ryan will come to your wedding not dressed in very much. Just his knickers. Tell me the time and day and I'll be there. But the post went like viral in our group. Like 2,000 likes or something.

Really? It was awesome. And everyone's supporting. That's more likes than my baby news. I don't want anyone getting more attention than me. Okay. Kylie, you won't be able to access the group anymore because you've been removed. No, Kylie, that's incredible.

That's fucking awesome. And just the way that everyone got around Kylie in the comments as well was fucking. That's cool. You fucking love to see it. Thanks for sharing that with us. Yeah. What an amazing. I don't want to say amazing thing, but like the momentous occasion of finishing.

Yeah. And like getting over the finish line. Like, obviously, like, the momentous occasion of finishing. Yeah. And, like, getting over the finish line. Like, obviously it's a shitty thing to have to go through. Like, I've seen people go through it. It's fucking awful. But, yeah, to, like, get to the other side and want to share that with us makes us feel really special. Good on you, Kylie.

And, yeah, thanks for sharing. Now I feel like my love to say it's just a real flop. Probably. Yeah. Yeah, shame. I can't compete with Kylie. Colin from Accounts. The best show. You like it? Yeah. Great. It can't compete with Kylie. Colin from Accounts. The best show.

You like it? Yeah. Great. It's on Binge. It's on Binge in Australia. I don't know if it's available anywhere else in the world. Yeah, maybe. A little VPN.

A little VPN. Message us. We'll hook you up. Yeah, we've got a VPN guy. I'll send you an EP for it. We've got a VPN guy. Colin from Accounts is the name of the show. It's an Australian TV comedy.

It's really funny and it's about a – well, it's not about a cute little dog. It's about a couple who met because of a dog. Yeah. I won't say any more. Spoiler. But it is just a really light comedy that's really good fun. I love all the actors in it. I love seeing –

Do you know that they're together in real life? And they adopted a kid. So after two episodes, I did my Wikipedia and IMDB and I was like, they're fucking together in real life. They've just had a kid. So after two episodes, I did my Wikipedia and IMDB, and I was like, they're fucking together in real life. They've just had a kid. And he wrote the whole thing? Yeah. Incredible.

Yeah. Like, oh, so, so good. The show's great, and that's my recommendation. That's a good recommendation. Not as good as Kylie? I mean, Kylie's maybe got a bit of free time now. Maybe Kylie, if you haven't watched Colin from a cast, you could. Worth staying alive for that show.

Yeah, I get it. Is that something nice to say or is that not? I don't know. How about we just let the people decide? Let Kylie live her own life. Okay. Thank you, everyone, for listening. Tomorrow.

If it's your last episode, we really appreciate it. Tomorrow. And I'm excited about this. Not only is it a video show... Video show. We're getting a sub date from Tony Lodge. What happened on the stand-up paddleboard? She's smiling, she's winking, she's shakering.

I'm shakering. Yeah. I'm no wakas, just shakas. I suspect it went really well. And I said this to you, like, genuinely after we recorded the other day. I was like, I do actually really hope this goes well for you. Yeah. Because I feel like this is a good thing you get into.

And we've been chatting about, like, I don't want to say new you, new me, but we're like, oh, you know, getting some healthy hobbies and healthy habits and getting out of the house because we work seven days a week for you. We're like, oh, let's take a breath. Let's find some fun things to do. And I feel like, because everybody said this online and messaged me and you said this as well, like I seem like very genuinely pumped about it.

Yeah. When I saw the photo of you like with the backpack on, I was like, oh, game time. Yeah, the day that it arrived. Yeah. Anyway, it's update tomorrow. Tomorrow. Chat to you then.

Love you. Bye.