Toni and Ryan - Ryan Thinks Toni Eats Ice Cream Wrong

Episode Date: February 11, 2026

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Oh, man. Sorry for everyone listening. This is probably harrowing audio, but fuck. Anytime you underestimate the mouth skills of Tony Lodge, you've made an error. And I have always said that. Hi, this is Sarah Beth from Arkansas, United States. I'm Josh from Brisbane, Australia. I'm Shannon from Christchurch, New Zealand. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the final day from the goals.

The Gold Coast. Final day as a visitor to the Gold Coast. Next time I come back, I'll be living here. Well, it could also be our final day, depending on how the fire drill goes, for those who are being playing along. Tony, to give us a quick refresher for the hotel situation here?

Yep, in the lift at the hotel, it just said, on Thursday's going to be a fire drill. We're just, I wouldn't worry about it. All of the staff are going to be acting like it's a real one, but just you don't worry about it. If you hear a siren or a fire alarm going off, it's actually fine.

I wouldn't worry. Aren't they really just tempting fate today? I just think that there are ways to do a fire drill that aren't as, pardon the pun, alarming as that. I do have one thing, though, that I really do want to get across. I know that we have a short amount of time because Charles said that he hadn't prepared today properly. But I just want to make it really extremely clear that this shirt is mine. It's not the shirt that had the dried pad tie all over it, that rhyme more the other. the other day.

We've got two, we've got, we've each got our own shirt. Um, and mine is clean. It doesn't have pad tie on it. And it's not the same one. I'll agree.

No, I'll agree. It's clean. It's the Kansas City Swift's, uh, T-shirt. It's one of my faves. Yeah.

I love that it's one of your face. It's a great shirt. Yeah. And also, um, like, because obviously, when you travel, you don't have access to all of your clothes.

Running thin at the end of the week. Well, so I was like, you just wore it the other day. But like, I don't have anything at life. You just need to say that out loud. Yeah, but I just wanted everyone to know that it's not the one with bad tie on it.

Maybe we'd cleaned it. You haven't. But maybe I did. Go to get the shirt. Show me it's clean. I didn't say I had. If you have the, if that shirt is clean, I will give you $1,000. Everyone wait here.

I know he has it because he can't turn on a washing machine. As he was. walks back in here. It's just going to be him picking the pad tie off the sleeve. I just know it. He's going to be gone for a while because he's going to go quickly pick it off now. Yeah. He's taken it to the dry glen. So disgusting. It all fell. This is my actual bedroom.

This is my actual bedroom. Funny. It smells good though. For anybody not watching on YouTube, Ryan's just walked in with just a heap of. Pad Thai. I think you need to leave. How long's good Pad Thai good for? I think that was on the ground. Eating off the carpet in a hotel room,

no more nah. Fucking nah. There's definitely calm and pubs. Carman pubs. But it is a... It is a compliment to the Thai chef because the fact that with the pubs

the come, the carpet and four days, and it still tastes pretty. good. Do you want to go and? No. Do you want to go? Do you want to go? All right.

So are you going to do normal or not with the pad tie on you? Do you feel? Now we're both wearing the same shirt. Well, at least this proves once and for all that they're not the same one. That's true. That's true. Do you want me to get changed? No, I don't care.

I would love it if the pad tie wasn't on the carpet shortly. Like not now, because this is for comedy, but later. Oh, oh, I'm so upset. He's picking the pad tie off the carpet. Oh, it's on the chair. Oh, it's in your crooks. You might crook. Oh, it's slimy.

Oh. Oh, don't, Charles. It's on the chair. Look at that there. It looks like he's pooed himself. That might just be shit, actually. There's a lot of bad diet. just so you know.

Who put all this pad tie in here? Yeah. Is this a bit upsetting? No. Why would I be upset by your hot bod? Has this curtain moved during the week? What do you mean? It feels closer.

It does feel different. Charles, what have you done today? I know you said we had a time limit, but I didn't know that you wanted to... Oh, that's stunting. That ocean out there. I can see people at the beach. Living their lives. Just what's out there beyond that horizon, you know?

Wow. We've gone a bit loopy, Ryan. I need you back, I think. You're fading? I just said, I wonder what's out beyond the blue horizon. And then I was like, okay. Oh, there's... Oh, I've got my normal or nah, no.

Your iPad tie. It's a pad tie on the iPad, or as they say in the Big Smoke. It's time for normal or nah. Fuck, that's got me juice right up. Send your normal and ars through at tonyan.com. Or join the, don't look down. Don't look at the pad tie on the floor. Doesn't that sound like the name of a weird novel?

Don't look at the pad tar on the floor. Yeah. Fiona, the type of Fiona as a normal owner. A high type of Fiona. Having a hierarchy of mugs. Normal. When some guests come over, oh no, you use the guest mugs. When it's just me and my partner at home, like, we'll use the good ones.

Normal, totally. But then when, like, the mother-in-law comes around, I guess we'll roll out the China. Yep. And then there's, like, if a tradie comes around and you go, you can just fucking use that one. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Totally normal. I don't really have a mug hierarchy in that way, just because I don't have enough space to have, like, different versions of the same thing.

Yep. But I do have a lot of mugs. But I... Like, the same level, though, I would say the same tier of mug. I would say that you don't purchase a hierarchy of mugs. It's more like as you acquire them over time. Oh, that's good. You get two new ones here and they go, okay, well, let's not waste those.

Well, they're good ones. Yeah. Or the kids are using it. You know, they might break those. Well, after each meal at the moment, we're doing hot water because you've met me at a very Chinese time of my life. And I actually want to talk about that. Maybe we'll talk about that next week. I was going there today because Tony is, she's a new woman.

I am. I'm really, I'm loving it. I'm leaning right in. I love my Chinese besties on the internet. There's all these girls who are like, I'm your Chinese big sister. I just love it. Yeah. Like, it's just my favorite.

We're drinking a lot of hot water. We're doing hot water. But, so I use a specific cup for that at the moment because it's like one of the cup because it doesn't get too hot. Yeah. But the mugs. Well, mugs like, because it's just hot water. It goes straight.

Like, it gets so warm. Hot water. So true. You know what I mean. Current location. Current location. Current coordinates. Anyway, so I've got a specific cup that I'd use for that.

But then Torbs has this fucking fugly fucking mug. I hate it so much. And I've tried to get rid of it. And he's just like, oh, where's that big cup? I'm like, you fucking kidding me. It's like a soup cup. It's disgusting. I love a random, fun, silly mug.

But for me, fun and silly is like, colors or patterns. Like my ones. Yeah. The normal ones. What I don't fuck with is when, say it's like a teddy bear mug, but like the teddy bear has like ears and it fucked with the shape of it. Yeah. No, that's fair.

Am I drinking through the ears? Yeah. You know, like, or anything that fucks with the top of it. Not completely great. I've got this photo actually for you. I already don't like it. Because there's one at our office that has like a love heart on it. I'm like, am I supposed to suck the heart off?

At the office. There's a weird one at the. the office. Maybe it's a Christmas one or something that came with. That's a Christmas one, I think, that we got. So at Warner Brothers Movie World, they have, like, the character cups. That's exactly what I don't like. No, me too.

They're fucking with the, yeah. But they were just such a moment in time. What are they charging for those? Oh, let me see. How much do you reckon? For a Looney Tunes character enamel mug. $7. Give me a real.

You don't think it costs seven dollars. Well, I know it cost them less than a dollar to make it. 25. 25. I know. Isn't that crazy? That's pretty crazy. But I took a picture of that the other day because all the girls who would get to go to the Gold Coast and stuff like four holidays.

And we've talked about this little bit. They were like, like if you went to someone's house and they had those mugs, you'd be like, you've been to the Gold Coast. And it was a bit of like a status symbol, that it was like you could afford to go on a plane. If that's your status symbol, then status symbols are not for you. No, no, but as a kid, it totally was because it was like,

oh, your family's taking you on this holiday. I get it. And I stand by what I said. For me, it's not, I'm not for status symbols, aren't for me. No, I mean, like, if that's what you're right. If you're dining off. Yeah.

If you're dining off, your tree bird mug. Yeah, no. Oh, okay. Charles, like that whole. It's like, it's really important to me to have status. Yeah. Watchers, cars, you know, the classics. No.

Chasing status. That's really funny. Thank you. Here is my Tweetyburg mug. Yeah. Have you been to the gold guys? Where's my GQ article? Where's my.

CG article, Gold Coast, G.C. Fuck. This is normal. So fair. Okay, this is a safe place. And thank you so much for joining us. And thank you for sharing your questions and thoughts. I'm going to put a pause on the safe space for 60 seconds and allow you to...

You put a safe space pause yesterday as well when you were talking about the Gatorade. That's okay. Yeah, pause. Pause. You look dehydrated. I haven't done any sport. Fuck off. It's probably covered in bad time.

Oh, it's on your hands. Oh, I'm not interested. Oh, man. So upsetting. It's all over the ground. I'm really trying to let it go. I'm glad we're filming in Tony's room and not mine. There's already worse on the floor in Ryan's room.

He's shit in the corner. Sorry, he didn't. Take that back. Yeah, no, I do take that back. I'll talk a few things, but I ain't shitting in a corner of this hotel room. Yeah, no more now. Just didn't that this do a lot of lifting. Yeah.

Wait, what? Defrosting a smoothie in the sauna. Tarpa Josh asked is this normal or nah I forgot to take my breakfast smoothie out of the freezer like in the morning and so I took it to the gym with me and as I was working out I left it in the sauna to thawr out so I could drink it at the end of my workout

The sauna is not your personal microwave you disgusting bitch No I hate that Sorry safe space No it's not That's fucked Disgusting bitch should be used more often.

Can you imagine going into the group sauna and someone's fucking green juice is just bubbling away like fucking witch's quadrant? You fucked? Like, can you get the fuck out? I don't care where you're going, but you can't stay here. Like, that's it. Like, I don't want to see your dirty neutral bullet cup sitting on the fucking,

what's it putting water on the rocks by itself? Like, oh my God, get it off my towel and out of my life. Take it in your fucking high under your land try and fuck off. Okay? Probably drives a manual car. Do you know what I mean? Like, oh, yuck. Oh, that's why I'm so mad.

You know when you go? And their name's Josh. Of course it's a J name. You know what I mean? So true. They're all the fucking same. They really are. You know when you get into like a sauna at the local gym and that's like kind of busy and you got to like fight for a seat?

Oh, yeah. But someone's fucking neutral. six piece set he's sitting there. Does anybody want to use this after me? Oh, it's so relaxing and he is... I couldn't get a seat in the soda because there was a ninja slushy. Oh, my God.

Fucking hell. That is just so upsetting, eh? And now the safe place resumes. Yeah. Love you, Josh. Love you, Josh. Thanks for listening. enjoying.

Sorry, that's so fucked, Dave. That is fake. All I can think about how it would get a little bit warm and liquidy around it, but it would still be frozen in the inside. Like, you know how things defrost that way? Like in the outside in. And the outside of the Nutra Bullet thing would be like condensation. Yeah.

It would be sweaty. A sweaty green juice. And you know how in the sauna they put like essential oils in there. Yeah, a bit of eucalyptus. That's so fucked. Josh. Like, I get it. As in like where your head was at.

But no. This is worse than when you put your underwear in the microwave to dry it before work. Sorry. The safe place has received. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I didn't realize. Wait out of guy.

Oh, my God goes. It was the safe space with the bad die on the floor and the fucking Tweety Birdmark. Oh, now. It's a safe space. Not a safe space to be a paddy in this town. It wasn't safe to understand Gatorade yesterday either. That's all right. We'll let go.

It doesn't sound like it. I wish you would. I wish he would. Funeral normal or no. Enjoying the taste of Gaviscon. Tapa Holly asks, is this normal or nah? My partner genuinely likes the thick, chalky liquid medicine

drinks it like a milkshake even when his heart is not burning I'm deeply concerned is this normal or nah that is so fucking disgusting that's got to be a nah right that's got to be a nah

holly's boyfriend is right it does taste good no what I know you don't like mint but I would just chomp those you know the bitey gaviscones that you chew on Yeah, or like a quick ease or whatever. I'd have that as lollies.

Oh, yuck. Oh, that's disgusting. Slurp it down. The liquid version just rolls down your throat. Nah, no, yuck. And also referring to it as a thick chalky milkshake has made me want to chunder down under. Hardly not much. Wow.

Australia has just really punched me in the face. Hi, it's Josh from Brisbane, Australia. This is Sarah Beth from Arkansas in the United States. I'm Shannon from Christchurch. You're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapers over at our Patreon. Elise Pigram, thank you very much, Elise. Hells Bells, Vicky Lottor, hardly know her.

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Banking attention on Patreon. Tonight's movie is Brokeback Mountain. Also, can I say... A late edition. from Lill. We won't have any spoilers on how great or not great some of the movies have been and who chose the great or not great ones. Last night we watched demolition.

It was quirky. We didn't know it was going to be a quirky film. It was quite quirky. See, if you're thinking about watching it, just be aware it is a bit quirky. Because after having a spoiler, a couple of misses, I went and had looked through his thing. I was like, he's done some great stuff and then we've watched some of these ones. But so when the little snippets and the trailers,

though, looked really good. Yeah, because motherfuckers know how to cut a trailer. Well, okay, so a testament to the editing teams making those. Imagine getting that and then going, fuck, should we just fuck the other two and a half hours off? Yeah. Or kill and O'Philis. Let's just dominate trailers.

You know? Because we've missed his whole genre of like war films. And there, some of them are great. Garhead. Yeah, and I've seen one where... Nightcrawler? I think he's a journalist. No.

Where's the one where there's the interpreter? and goes, oh, you don't want to go down here. That's a great movie. That's a great movie. Have you seen Donnie Darko? Guy of Richard the Convertent. Covenant? The Covenant?

The Converent. The Converent. The convenience store. I didn't like Jake Dillon Hall originally, but I have been Converton since. Is that guy poor? No, he's guy Richie. No, he used to be married to Madonna. Hardly know.

Oh, it's me. Yep I would also like to say Welcome back to the safe place And Josh It was a pleasure to share your story Thank you so much Did you call him a peasant

At one day? No I couldn't have a dirty bitch Redacted Come on I love you Yeah You're my best friend Thank you for saying that

Because we don't have the horse photo With us There's been some hairy moments That's okay No I love you Something has Not just occurred But been occurring

I think we might have even spoken about it in the part. Like, I was shocked but also like not surprised at the same time. Yeah. What is one of my specialties on the road after dinner? Taking the bins out. Yep. And this is just, and day to day life, like after dinner. Oh, you're really good at getting a special down the road.

So you go, oh yeah, I got the milk for breakfast tomorrow, but oh my God, that a two for one magnum sale. as well. It's crazy when you buy a god, you make money. A loaf of bread and they just throw in a bunch of ice cream. They just throw those in. Yeah, it's crazy. And you are good at finding those deals because they never come up for me. They never come up for a lot of people, but I get them every single night. And you know what? I love to see

that about you. Thank you so much. Now, when we were away the other week with your beautiful partner, Torbs and my beautiful wife, Bridgett and my beautiful daughter Mabel, yeah, a sale was going. And you know how to find them. That was a delicious ice cream, by the way connoisseur stick the connoisseur stick and it's got like that so it's just like the vanilla

ice cream on the inside and on the outside it's kind of got like a you know like that chocolatey crunchy thing with like a bit of honeycomb and stuff in there delicious do you know where i'm going with this no actually tony and torbs like skin the ice cream they nibble all the little chocolate bits from the outside before they touch a drop of the inside. Oh, what's that? Oh, you've just described how to

correctly eat an ice cream. Congratulations. What are you talking to just then? That was, um, Scooby, too. Tony's done the hello operator. Yeah. I did it the other day.

It was... Yeah, just wanted to confirm. Hello, police. Hello, Jake Gyllenol. I would have thought that you kind of go either from top to bottom or from outside in as in like towards the stick.

Yeah. But you, the way you like, like I would bite it in, bite it in, bite it, and I was like, I think I was watching Torbs and he's like perfect.

Like not a mill of ice cream. Now we're really good at it. Has been. Not a meal of ice cream is being consumed. And he's, yeah, all the chocolate he crunched a bit from the outside. And I looked at him and I was like,

what the fuck? I can't believe I'm going to let my best friend marry this freak. And then I, I look across and who's doing the exact same thing sitting right next to him, Tony Felicia Lodge. And I go, what do you do? I eat it like a fucking normal human. What does that mean? You take a bite out.

Eat it from top to bottom or from away from the stick into the stick. No, because the chocolate's so numby. Yeah, and you mix it with the ice cream. And then the ice cream. Plain like in the tub and then just like snack on some chocolate. No. That's what you're doing. No, no, no, no.

because the chocolate is the perfect thinness. So you get like the little crack of the ice cream. You know when you like a and you kind of get it? And you go, wouldn't a little bit of cold ice cream just really take the edge of this? No, I think it's nummies. It's so weird, dude. So we both of us do it, yeah. So is it in Hannibal where he like peels the skin off the people before he eats them?

Because it kind of looked like the precision in which you did it made it was like serial killer shit. Okay, so I've never seen us do it. Dude. Like, I've never seen us do it. Can I, let's go, if we have to, can we go get an ice cream after this? There's one here. Because you bought that one for Charles that he's allergic to. Do you want me to do it on the camera right now?

I don't know if YouTube will allow that. Is it too fucked up? Yeah, it'll be like, the monetization team will be like, no. This is conspiracy adjacent. Conspiracy adjacent. um because we i've never yeah i've never no one's ever watched me do it before don't throw it because the ice cream will break up okay i'm going to demonstrate ready oh no how big last room for work for those flying long home is a dairy free almond

almond milk and almond coating is actually very sweet ryan bought this for charles the other night and was so proud of himself for remembering that charles is allergic to dairy and then forgot that he's allergic to naught. But I really appreciate the sentiment. It was very sweet. Yeah, I'm sorry, Charles. Okay, so I'm just going to go about this normal day. Yeah.

Right? Oh. Oh. It looks so unenjoyable because you're doing like this little mouth face, mouse, like a little mousy, like, the fact you can be so, like the precision and delicacy and the restraint and yet suck a dick like a fuck. champion.

He's so... Who's got a clean shirt now? Tyler wants up. Yeah, pop it in her mouth. Now, I think we're going to need to see some of the side... Like, eating the side bit. It's a little bit cracked. Yeah.

It's also like one of the ones that has, like, bits in it? Oh, okay. That one stopped me, Charles. Oh, sorry. Yeah, don't... Anytime you under... estimate the mouth skills of Tony Lodge you've made an error and I have

always said that. Okay. Is everyone... So, can I say a reflection? You're going to watch this back and be horrified. Well, no, I step forward. I've never done this and thought about it. Yeah, it just...

And as I was doing it just then, I felt my mouth doing the... Yeah, it looked like. It's not. great. But it's just, so the best bit is when you get like this piece, like in one go, I'm not going to be able to. It's too broken. Yeah, I can give it a. Oh, I can see what you're going for though.

Oh, man. Sorry for everyone listening. This is probably harrowing audio, but fuck. She's like skinning the magnum. She's got it too. Sometimes you can get the whole bit. It's like when girls in high school would be like, hey, do you reckon I can like tie a knot with this killer snake? She got it. She got the. Oh, he's that crunch. Now, can you just do a 360 show?

That is fucking crazy good. And then. And then I'll go in. Oh. I enjoy the ice cream. Can I let you know some news? New news. This is delicious.

This is vegan. Yeah. That's crazy. That's so yummy. Charles was taking some photos of you eating that. And we're actually going to try and sell you that photo for $25 on the way out. That's fucking funny.

That's very good stuff. Do you want to buy this? And I know I'm adding you a bit, but I reckon you'll watch it back and go, oh, I had no idea. I've never watched myself eat ice cream before. I've also just never thought about it.

And because when I watched Torbs do it. Yeah. I'm normally, like, I'm eating one as well, so I'm not thinking about how weird it is. I just think that the sensation of like,

biting through the chocolate shell and into the ice cream, I'm like, no, I want to like enjoy the creaminess after. Not have it mixed in with the chocolate. Huge news. Sorry, everyone.

I would love to hear, though, like a poll. Can we put a pole up or something and find out if you're a, do you want to know that? If you're a chalky, if you're a. Can we come up with a cute name for it?

If you're a chomper or a cannibal. Well, yeah, we can do it. We can make a little Instagram real and put a poll. Yeah. There might be a poll on the screen right now on YouTube. Charles. It's a new feature. You're joking.

Maybe you can, maybe you can. Fucking come inside me, Charles. Not after seeing that. Sorry, yeah. My love to see it is from Cat. My Cat, me. She lives on Vancouver Island. No, Victoria, Canada.

Very different. Yep. She started the fucking blog. In November, she started her own homemade cookie business, and it's called Sweet Whiskers. So Sweet Whisker's Bakes, and it's like a little cookie shop, little bake store. Is it whiskers because she's cat?

Let me click on that thing. Surely. That makes a lot of sense. So I'm just remembering before when we said iPad time, and that's really funny. Fresh baked cookies and cookie mixes Dog treat mixes for good for good puppies Um, no bad puppies

And the, uh, it's in Langford, British Columbia Sorry, I'm gonna have to fucking eat balls there No bad puppies Oh, no, daddy's mad What the fuck is weird? That was weird, what I said was weird than what I said No bad puppies It says

Do you see anywhere on sweet whisker bake? anywhere the bad puppies are welcome where does it say bad puppies welcome doesn't what is it who are welcome good puppies no bad puppies that's very funny I love that it's from did I say cat

cat yeah from Victoria British Columbia no obvious signs whether the cat and the sweet whiskers are related but it's like animal traits so that all adds up for good puppies it's for good puppies but also good humans yeah not bad humans

humans like with twoos got some new flavors on the Instagram but she's opened her own store and isn't no that's fucking awesome just the most wholesome beautiful thing you can think of I would love that that's so beautiful so beautiful so for all good tarpers with sorry I just thought there's a fire alarm was going on puppies no but please

no it's how it's got it's getting it here. Fuck, yeah. I've just had a fucking half and a ice cream. If you're in Langford in British Columbia, go check out sweet whisker baked. Bakes. That's one of us.

No, but, but, Puppies. No, that's not even how he's, no, but puppies. Only good puppies. The way that I feel about you saying that is how I,

you feel about me and an ice cream. Yeah. I have... Can I eat the rest of it? Yeah. No, not while I'm talking, because I'm working now. I have a future you love to see it. We live in the Gold Coast.

No, like it's coming to fruition. Who's fruition? My future you love to see it is getting home to my squatty potty. Because I've been shitting like a pleb for the past couple of days. Solid meats and not a lot of salads up there. Yeah, yep. And I'm really excited about... seeing my squatty potty tomorrow.

Would you like me? Squatty potty tomorrow. Tonight, our final night here. Oh, what have you done? I've just kicked my little toe on the microphone stand, sorry. Camera stand, sorry. Would you like me to lay face down at the base of your toilet here? So when you sit, you can get your feet up, your little hooves up.

Yes. Great. No empty office. We never do. Yeah. I'd love that. That would really help me actually. Thank you.

Would you like some pad tie? Yeah. I forgot we haven't cleaned that up yet. I'll just have this little bit from the ground. But that's my future. You love to see it. I'm going to love to see that tomorrow. Yeah.

My love to see it is when Mabel goes searching for dad, she will find him. Because she's been searching for me every morning and I haven't been there. Because she comes into our room and goes, where's dad? And Bridges, oh, he's way and goes, I'll go look. She goes in all the room. She did that when I looked for me.

for looked after her at the wedding. She went and looked for mom and dad. Yeah, like she was like, I just, I think mom and dad are here. And I was like, I was like, okay. And she goes, I'll just go look for them. And I was like, they're not here, but I can help you look.

And she went, okay. Because I was like, I'm not going to tell you can't look for, like, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Gentle parenting. Gender parenting. Thanks for hanging out with us in the Gold Coast this week. Thank you so much.

Thanks to Webjet for sending us up here. Don't forget you can go somewhere. And also, thank you to the Tarpers who when we said, what were your favorite? childhood summer memories. So many people saying Queensland, so many people saying Gold Coast.

We've had so much fun reliving all of your memories and we can't do this fun stuff without your suggestions and recommendations. So I really fucking appreciate it. I recommend that you go to Vegas. What?

Does anyone feel like turning up in Vegas? No. You can go with Torbs in like two months if you want. Oh, to the conference. Yeah. Yeah, Torbs will be in Vegas shortly. Any tarpas want to catch up with you

there, welcome. At the conference. Oh, okay. Is there 10 million people of that conference? And if you see a white guy in slacks,

that's torps. Offer him a drink. Carkey pants and a button-up shirt at a conference. You wouldn't fucking read about it. Got it out.

Oh, don't out him. He's the one in the lanyard. He's the one of the ice cream like this. Yeah, actually, you will say, you go, I know those shoes. You'll hear, Gide, mate.

And you'll go, that's torbs. Gide, cobbah. Yeah, gittyy cobb. What did you say before? You'll see the guy in the last one is. The guy that has too many beers in Vegas and goes for a chunder down under. See you next week back from Melbourne. Love you so much.

Thanks for being here. Love you. Webjets, do home. No. Like, go somewhere. Yeah, but then you're going to go. Yeah, WebJet goes somewhere. Ryan, John, come somewhere.

We cut that out of this, I feel. Sorry. Love you, bye. Show Webjet what they get. Webby J. Webby J. Webby J.