Toni and Ryan - Ryan trying to be funny

Episode Date: August 21, 2022

The most uncomfortable sentence: 'I was just trying to be funny'. And Ryan lays it on pretty thick! Also chat about my plane viewing movies theory. Love you! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, welcome to the Tony and Ron podcast. This is Kristen. Kristen. Yeah, and I'm not naming last names because apparently that was a legal issue. It was. A rare Australian tarpa. Krist out, more like Christine. Hello, Kristen speaking.

Hi, Kristen. Did you hear that, Kristen? I heard something, but I didn't pick it up. Is that a good thing? Yes, it is. No, no, no. Would you approve this episode? Thank you. No, Kristen, no. Would you approve this episode? Thank you.

No, Kristen, Kristen, Kristen, Kristen, Kristen. Okay, what I said was, is this Kristen or Kristout? Well, I answered to pretty much everything. It's one of those names, Kristen, Kristine, Kristen, Kristina, you know, anything will do. So Kristout was a new one. Yeah. Yeah, that was.

That's very impressive. I haven't heard that one before. Yeah, so actually that's better than me calling you Kirstie or something. Yeah, well done. Well, having heard the joke, now you approve the podcast? Abso-fucking-lutely. Yay! That's very good news.

Hey, it's Kristen from the Gold Coast and I approve this podcast. Coming up today, the movie wrap. Have we committed to using the meows? Yeah, always. Oh, I didn't in the rap, actually. Okay. I've just realised. But how is your, oh, fuck, now I'm going to,

how is your Meow-sa, Meow-Carthy, Meow-vy, Meow-athon? Yeah, Meow-lissa, Meow-Carthy, Meow-vy, Meow-athon. How'd you go? I loved it. Yeah. Yeah, so I committed to watching two Meow-lissa, Meow-Carthy movies. That's coming up in a bit. If someone says something like, I was just trying to be funny,

it's never a good sign, right? You know that thing that people used to, like, share on MySpace or Tumblr or whatever, and it's like, there's truth behind every just kidding. Like, I feel like people that say things like I was just trying to be funny are super racist or like super misogynistic. Like they say like some really horribly racist joke and then people are like, hey, that's actually not funny. And they're like, oh, well, I was just trying to make you laugh.

I was just trying to be funny. It's sort of like. If you've got to try. If you have to explain the joke, it wasn't a good joke. And if someone liked exactly what you just said, or even if they just said, I'm just trying to be funny, it obviously wasn't that funny, was it? No.

But normally it's like super offensive what they've said or you're just like, where the fuck did that come from? My behaviour with some people in the real estate industry has been questioned. And I, Ryan John Dunn, was honestly just trying to be funny. Were you being incredibly racist or misogynistic? I don't think either of those two things, but there's... But it hasn't come over well? It hasn't gone across.

And I'd like you and the Tafas to let me know if I was way out of line here. First of all, speaking of real estate, wherever you're listening to this podcast, I want to know, is your country also the economy's cooked? Is that everywhere in the world? Is that a vibe right now? Isn't that just like the economy is like global anyway? Kind of? Yeah.

Yep. Yeah. Is another thing? Well, it depends what you mean. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Is it just inflation fucked everywhere? It is at the moment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, mate inflation fucked everywhere? It is at the moment, yeah.

Mate, I'm doing an MBA at the moment at Melbourne Business School, so I'm pretty across it. I'll read the Fin Review. I believe house prices all around the world over the last few years have gone crazy, like Australia. We're not alone there. Is the bubble about

to burst? Yeah, it's easy. It's slowing, yeah. So basically, I just like to break this down for everyone. Like I'm a five-year-old. Explain it to me so I can understand. Well, I'm also five, so it's going to be, you know, same level. Two five-year-olds chatting about the housing economy. So because, like, they put up the interest rates, right,

so that less people, like, borrow money, right? Or don't have as much to borrow, yeah. Sure. So then because people's, like, borrowing capacity is minimised, less people are buying, so naturally, like, house prices fall a little bit, right? Pretty. Because people have less money to play with.

Yeah, so maybe not buying less houses, but they don't have the house, the amount they can pay is less. The money to spend. Yeah, which hopefully, in less houses, but they don't have the house, the amount they can pay is less. The money to spend. Which hopefully, in theory, will bring the price down. Because people go, oh, it's obviously not going to sell. No one's got that money. I see. So that means that now would be like if you were in the right position,

which I'm not, this would make like this time a good time to buy a house, right? I would say, so say it's down 3%. It just went up 25. House prices? Like it went up 25 and now it's come down 3. So you're like, oh, it's come down 3. Yeah, but it's still up 22 from, you know what I mean? So it's slightly easier.

It's like when you buy something on sale and you're like, I've saved money, but you've still spent the money that you spent. Yeah, okay, I see. All right, now that econ chat's over. I don't know if people would have found that infuriating or informative. Let us know. Yeah, let us know. Who's to say?

Still on a break, guys. Since we started this podcast 51 weeks ago, I've been looking for my forever home. I believe it was like the second ep where I said that I need to use the bathroom in an open home and was told that that is not okay. And that's not okay. We've come second three times in bidding and offers and that kind of stuff. So we've got really close, still haven't got there, but we've just fallen in love. It's real nice. And as Tony has told me, it's a little bit too nice for my budget is that fair that's not what I said I said I think it's going to be it's gorgeous it's like

it's stunning yeah it looks like an Airbnb that like Beyonce would stay in like it's stunning and I just am aware that it's going to be quite competitive given the price and the area. A lot of people are going to love it. Yes, because it's good. Like if I had the money, I'd be fucking bidding. Hey, back off, mate. Yeah, okay, sorry. Imagine if we were bidding on the same house at an auction.

Well, at least then we'd both get to hang out in it. I'd be like win-win for me. No, because if I didn't get it every time I went over to your place, I'd just be like. Nah, it's like that thing. This place is nice. I wish it was mine. No, no, no, no, no.

I think you've got this wrong because it's a bit like how no one wants a boat, but everyone wants a mate with a boat. I completely agree on that. Yeah. 100%. I'd be your mate with a boat except a beautiful house and you'd be living in just like a box somewhere. All right, here's the deal.

I'll get this nice house. You can come over whenever you want, and then I can get drunk on your boat whenever I want. I don't have a boat. You get the boat. I'll get the house. I don't want a boat because I want a boat whenever I want. I don't have a boat. You get the boat, I'll get the house. I don't want a boat because I want a mate with a boat. I don't want a boat.

I want you to be the mate with a boat. We'll hang out with Jace Hawkins. He's going to be our mate. Glad we sorted that out. Glad we sorted that out. So online, this sponsored ad comes up from this construction company and it's the house. So Bridge gets a sponsored ad for the house we're already looking at.

For Beyonce Airbnb. Yeah, Beyonce Airbnb. And it's by this like construction company. And we didn't know this when we fell in love with it. So you might like this even more now. It's an all-female team of architects, builders, chippies, and no wonder it's got the beautiful touch. You know what I mean?

Oh, my God. And they go, hey. And it's got the beautiful touch you know what i mean oh my god and they go hey and it's one of those instagram accounts where they change like so they'll move on to the next project and then they'll change the name of the account and so their followers come with them and they go here's our new project and follow along behind the scenes as we do the reno and stuff so that's so awesome yeah it is awesome but i'm guessing that you're very um on purpose not sharing the name because you don't want anyone else to see it right now. Well, this leads into exactly my issue. Okay.

They're doing such a great job on Instagram. Yeah. I stopped promoting how good this house is. Yeah. They're drumming up interest. But, I mean, they want people to buy it. Yeah, they're not the real estate, though. They're like, look at this luscious, beautiful floors we've done.

I'm like, stop showing people how good the floors are. No, but they fucking spent all their money on it. So here's. They want to increase the flip, mate. They're business women. They know what they're up to. They bought it. It was trash last year and they're flipping.

Yeah. So I thought I'd send them a DM. Ryan. And can I remind you of the line? I was just trying to be funny. You've used your blue tick for evil. It's not a blue tick scenario. It's just a regular person on Instagram.

No, but you would have gone straight into their old DMs. I did. Everybody else would have gone into requests. You would have gone right in. Okay. Must be nice being famous. Is it good? What's it like?

God, you must never pay for coffee. Oh, you never pay for coffee because I always fucking pay for it. I've DM'd them. And when I mentioned I'd DM'd them, you've already done many an eye roll. I just. Are you nervous for me or excited that I'm about to buy my dream house? No, I'm excited because I want you to get the house, but I'm just like, is DMing them the right.

Though, that other house that you almost got, I said you should write the owners a letter and you did and that almost worked. So do you think this is like the 21st century vibe of that? Yeah. So last time I was like, the 21st century vibe of that? Yeah. So last time it was like, we'd love to start a family here. We could see our family. You've done such a beautiful job.

We'd love to buy this house off you. Here's our offer. And they're like, cool, someone who bid $500 more, don't worry about it. Yeah. This is what I sent. On Instagram. To their account. Yeah.

Can you please close down this Instagram account? I'm dreaming about buying this house and living in it for the next 30 years and I don't want anyone else out there knowing how great it is and pricing me out of the market. Thanks in advance, Ryan. That's real abrasive. Is that not kind of funny?

Because it's like, oh, close it down. Your house is too good. But did you put like a ha-ha or like a smile emoji or something? I don't emoji. No, but like did you do any of that? No, and even as I read it out loud, I almost naturally went to put a ha-ha in my voice. But I did not put that in the.

Or did you even say like, hey, oh, my gosh, love the house. Hi, I'm Ryan. Don't read down, but just read the top message. That's actually like super aggressive. I don't like that. If someone sent me that message, I'd be like, do not sell this guy this house. What?

Have I cost us the house? That's really aggressive. Even the first line, can you please close down this Instagram account? Question mark. I was like, oh, can you please close it down? Your house is way too good. But that's not how you've written it at all. All right, you read it out loud how you're reading it.

Can you please close down this Instagram account? I'm dreaming about buying this house and living in it for the next 30 years and I don't want anyone else to know it exists and price me out. Thanks in advance. Ryan. Oh. No, that's not. Let me read it how I was writing it.

No, I know what you. You just read it. I know how you want it. Can you please close down this account? You guys have done such good. I'm dreaming about buying this house. It's just so good. I want to live in it for the next 30 years.

Don't want anyone else to know about it, you know? Price me out. So, yeah, thanks in advance, you know? That's not what you wrote. Well, that's not how they read it because you've seen their reply. I didn't read their response, though. You've seen our responses come back? Yes, yeah.

Did you see my backtrack after? No, you just told me not to read it. Obviously I didn't see it. I'm so embarrassed. Hi, Ryan. We will not be closing the account. I created this account for my team and I to show off our excellent designs, including the house we're currently working on.

It's not directly set up to drive sales, so we won't be making any changes. All the best with the house search. I wouldn't have even been that nice. That's a cold as fuck response. And I wouldn't have even been that nice. I probably would have blocked you. I'd have been like, fuck you. Like that would really put me on offside. I think If I read that message, I'd be like, who does this guy fucking think he is? Thanks for changing the C word to guy. Who does this guy think he is? No, but I'd be like, what the fuck? I'm offended and I wasn't even.

You're fucking using our good name here. It's not about my name. It's just about giving the guys a compliment about their beautiful house. But you didn't give them a compliment. You asked them to close down the account. As a joke. But you didn't write it as a joke. I'm embarrassed.

You should be. That's awful. I'm backtracking. And can I just repeat the line? I actually don't even think this should go on the podcast, to be quite honest. It doesn't paint you very well. Can I repeat the line? I was just trying to be funny.

Has being funny cost my wife and I our dream house? No, because it wasn't fucking funny. That's what I mean. Have we put ourselves out of the way? No, but you just said has being funny cost me the house. You weren't being funny. That's not funny. Someone back me up in the episode thread.

That's a horrible message to send someone. You didn't even put, and I know you don't emoji. I'm not an emoji guy. No, no, no, I know that you're not. But they don't know that. Exactly. And surely if you were trying to be funny and you're trying to like butter these people up. That's what I'm trying to do.

I'm trying to butter them up right up. So then you should have. I'm buttering bread at work and I'm trying to butter them up after hours. But then so you should have like gone over the top because like if you sent me that message right I would know what you were trying to like get across but

I talk to you more than I talk to anyone in the world. Thank you. So you know like I get your tone I would have understood what you were trying to probably get across. Is it a body language issue? I've got bad body language. Bad text language.

The body language in this text. Did you read this to Bridget? I said, should I message them? And she was like, oh, no way. And then I was like, oh, like I'll just send something funny. And she's like, oh, okay. You know how in a video that we posted the other day, we talked about a business.

Sorry, I'm really defensive right now. Yeah, go on. Yes. And I tagged them. And you were like, whoa, maybe don't tag them. Maybe don't tag them. You've done, yeah, that's what you've done. Okay.

Okay. I think this is a really bad call. Do you want me to message them? I'll message them. From my account? No, no, no, no. I'll message them personally and I'll be like, and I'll message what you should have messaged and we should see their response. I'll make a deal with you because I'm torn. Can I just be brutally honest?

Sure. I'm so curious to know how they respond to you with that kind of message because I know you're great. Hey, I've read the blog from the desk of Dr. Tony Lodge. I know you're a great writer. I am the official TARP copywriter. Yeah, you are the official TARP. So I'm so curious.

However, there's this deep fear that I'm going to get a phone call from you in three weeks going, I just bought a house. I'm like, fuck you, that was my house. My dream Beyonce Airbnb. It's so great. And you're like, I know. I'm in the hot tub out the back right now. You're going to have to buy a house. I was like, fuck you, that was my house. My dream Beyonce Airbnb. It's so great. And you're like, I know. I'm in the hot tub out the back right now. You're going to have to buy a boat.

Hey, it's Kristen from the Gold Coast and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors. Like when our estrogen levels drop during menopause, causing the risk of heart disease to go up. Know your risks. Visit heartandstroke.ca. Welcome back to the Tony and Ryan podcast. During that brief musical interlude, approve a potential ad depending on where you are, I've just got a hosing down, a dressing down from Tony Lodge. Like when the mic goes off and Tony goes, but seriously, that's fucked. Yes.

Yeah. Like they said in the message. Watch this space. They said in the message, right? This is not for house sales. They don't have anything to do with it. So hopefully they aren't in talks with the real estate agent and you don't get, you know, a black mark next to your name.

Well, it's an auction. So they don't judge you on being an asshole. Or do they? Are you rich? Someone's bid this, but we're going to just not accept that offer. Imagine if they did. Imagine if they're like, I recognise that hair. But don't put him through.

Not in that sweater. Oh, he's wearing that fucking jumper again. Wouldn't have thought so, bud. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. You can check it out at any time in the link in our bio or our show notes. Bianca DiGiobe. DiGiobe. DiGiobe.

DiGiobe. You know that song? DiGiobe. Cole Chandler. Thank you. Sammy. I wonder if it's Sammy's sweetheart from Jersey Shore. I would have thought it was.

Me too. What other Sammies are there? Exactly right. There's Sammy's charcoal Chicken in Eltham. Shout out. Oh, my God. How good is a fucking chicken shop? Had it last night.

Did you? Yeah, at Mum's place. Did you go to your mum's? Yeah. Oh, well, I was busy. Because there was an open house near there that it wasn't going to matter anyway. Just thought I'd say it before I get kicked out. Could we eat Sammy's Charcoal Chicken in Beyonce's Airbnb when you get to buy it?

Or when I buy it? When you buy it, yes. And maybe we'll do a chicken and salad on my boat. Chloe Giddens, thank you so much. Mackenzie Stogstill, Phoebe Davidson, Alyssa Grace. Oh, beautiful. Jemima Crossley, Bree Henselit, and Rachel Fabry. Thank you so much.

Thank you very much. You fucking love to see that. You do fucking love to see that. Tomorrow on the show, things you can say at a tattoo parlor And also in the bedroom Yep But today I had fun with that one

It was good It was good And a lot of people got tats in the tarpa community So a lot of had a lot of input Well our mate Trilby Yes They've got a tarpa tat Yeah

Forgot about that Yeah Which is pretty fucking cool That's really fucking cool Yeah Shout out to our mate Josh Wood Tattoo over in Perth. He did that for our mate Trilby. Legend.

Fuck, you love to see that. So this week's movies. Sorry, a type of tattoo. Yeah, I forgot about that. Every time. There's a few now. Really? Remember the girl who got like meow in Morse code tattooed on her ears?

Oh, yeah, I like that. That's a bit more subtle than Trilby's one. Yeah, Trilby's literally says, fuck me dead, which is so funny. Speaking of back in the day, Tarp, and considering we're still in year one of this podcast. Early Tarp. I reckon we've already watched Bridesmaids. So when we, okay, so we are doing Meowlissa, Meowcathy, Meowvies.

When you said, have we done Bridesmaids? Yeah. the Meowcathy Meowvies, when you said, have we done Bridesmeouds, I said, I don't think we have, but maybe we have. Because I watched it last night and as soon as the first scene happened, I was like, oh, I've seen this recently. When did I have seen it? And we pretty much only watch movies for the podcast. So I was like, what did it be?

Because I reckon we would have done a category called, like, Tony's Favourites in the first few weeks. But, see, I thought we did that because Bridesmaids literally is one of my favourite movies. But I thought we hadn't done, and no one, see, this is, we rely on the tarpers a lot. Yeah, they remember more than we do. Yeah.

Because pretty much, peek behind the curtain, as soon as we record an episode, we kind of forget what was in it. Yeah. Even last week in the episode threads, you put stuff on the wrong day. Did I? Yeah. So you put the Photoshop thread on the day that the Schoolie McSchool School thing was.

No, it all blurs into one. But exactly. Yeah. So when we put the polls up, we hope that people are like, oh, yo, you've actually done that before. No one did that. And the Patreons are normally. They're fucking right on it.

They're pretty fucking onto it. And they're, you know, they're right in it. So I feel like someone would have said something. But even if we had, it's a great fucking movie. It is a great fucking movie. And we watched it for a different reason because Matt Arnott, who turns out maybe isn't as big a fan as we thought because he suggested Bridesmaids, but wanted us to watch the movie Spy so that we should do a Melissa Meow Carthy category,

including Spy, Bridesmaids, The Heat, et cetera. So on the poll in our Patreon, so all levels of Patreon tiers can vote on the movies. The options were The Heat, Spy, Life of the Party, Ghostbusters and Bridesmaids. And the winner? Ghostbusters, and Bridesmaids. And the winner? Or Bridesmaids. Bridesmaids was the winner.

Bridesmaids was the winner. Do you want to get into that first or your theory? Let's do the theory. Okay. So on Friday when we announced this category, because I said the movie Spy is shocking. Yep. this category because I said the movie Spy is shocking. Yeah.

I also said if that doesn't win, I'll watch that one as well. And why is that? What's your theory? Because my theory was that the first time I watched Spy was on a plane. Yeah. Do you think that makes a difference? Everybody said yes, it definitely does. But my theory is that watching a movie on a plane makes really good movies shit like inception or like batman or something like beautiful and long

and a bit convoluted or whatever but it makes like shitty like trashy kind of movies or tv shows better it's a great leveler yeah because like your standards are so low you know you're probably not going to be able to really like keep up. There's going to be like a baby crying, someone's going to be like, do you want some peanuts? Like here's your chocolate, do you want a wine, whatever. And so when you watched Spy on the Plane, how was it? It was shocking. But doesn't that mean it's a great film in your theory?

Well, it made a bad movie even worse. Because that wasn't part of the theory. No, but how bad is it that it's not good? Because are you saying that Spy is like Inception? I haven't seen it. Maybe it is. A lot of people were backing it in hard and I was like, maybe it is one of the great visual delights of our lifetime.

Okay. A Hollywood classic. Well, I watched it again. And? I couldn't even get all the way through. Because it was so good. I wanted to savour the rest of it. I didn't want to ruin my appetite.

It's fucking shocking. Really? I did laugh at one bit where she gets on a scooter and the scooter falls over. Classic. But like. Easy joke. Yeah. It's fucking shocking.

It's shocking. It's a Easy joke. Yeah. It's fucking shocking. It's shocking. It's a shocker. Okay. So you're glad that we're not watching it this week, even though you backed yourself in to watch it? But luckily I had a palate cleanser coming and that was the best movie ever, which is Bridesmaids. At the fancy restaurant where they bring you like the shave flavoured ice? Yeah.

A sorbet. Palate cleanser. Amuse-bouche. Is that what it's called? I've never heard that. Is it amuse-bouche? Is that what that is? If it's not what mousse bouche, is that what it's called? I've never heard that. Is it a mousse bouche? Is that what that is? If it's not what it's called, it should be what it's called.

A mousse bouche is definitely something. I mean, everything's something. Yeah, stuff's just places. Everything's something, and I'm pretty sure a mousse bouche is the palate cleanser thing. Anyway, so we ended up watching Bridesmaids. How did you like it? I mean, I've watched it about 75 billion, jillion times.

So I loved it. I have something to say. Please. Kristen Wiig wrote it. It's really funny. Physical acting, not just the words, but just the – she's incredible. Just the delivery across the board. Yeah, and just stumbling around drunk and just wrestling with the big cookie.

Yeah. She's so funny. But I've said before that there are two types of people when it comes to like awkward, cringy moments. There's people that lean right in. I spent the majority of the movie with my head inside my hoodie. I've had to pull my hoodie up over my face because there's just so many embarrassing, like it's not bad, but just like, you know, that classic scene of when they're trying to outdo each other with the speeches

and it just keeps going and getting more awkward. Keep smiling. But as soon as that scene starts, because you've seen it and it's like a cult scene, I'm like, oh, and I couldn't watch. And I was like, Bridget, tell me when it's over. Tell me when it's over. See, I watch it and I'm like, fuck, this is just so great. And when she's on the plane and she's like back chatting the flight attendant.

Are you an appliance? Stove. My name's Steve. Stove, what's an appliance? And I just, I can't. It's just so awkward. Oh, I love it. When she just flips her lid at the engagement party,

take two, or the hens do part two. I just. I never got a chance to try that fucking cookie. I spent more, honestly, more time with my head in my hoodie than I did watching the screen. Oh, it's so good. I can't do it. Why can't I do it?

Why is there a difference? I actually have no idea why you don't like it, to be honest. Oh, but again, it's not that I don't like it and appreciate it. Oh, sorry. I can't cough the awkward cringiness of it. But I don't like it, to be honest. It's not that I don't like it and appreciate it. It's just that I can't cop the awkward cringiness of it. But I don't think it's cringy. I think it, but it is just like so, but it's not even over the top. You're not looking at it going like they've gone too far here.

It's more like if I was in the room, I'd be like, I'd jump out of the plane. Please stop. Yeah, yeah. And I feel like, you know, I really put myself into the, I can't sit in the room for this. This is a weird chat. Ladies, I'd jump out of the plane. Please stop. Yeah, yeah. And I feel like, you know, I really put myself into the, I can't sit in the room for this. This is a weird chat. Ladies, just sort it out. But sometimes I'm really cringe.

Do you ever feel like that with me? Like when we're out and about or just? Just in general. Like, because obviously we do stuff on the pod that's like cringe-ass and whatever. Do you ever feel like that with me where you're like, I can't watch that? No.

Good. That's good. So I'm either not that funny or not that're like, I can't watch that? No. Good. That's good. So I'm either not that funny or not that cringe. What's worse? I'll take it. Yeah. I will say, though, the funniest, most underrated thing of the decade. Yeah.

Which, because there's so much other funny stuff in the movie, this specific part gets glossed over. Yeah. But when she's on the first scene, when she's on the electric gate and it starts opening, it is the funniest thing. And the cleaner is like. I think it's because it's so slow and just quiet. And because you know that she's like trying to tune this dude

who's a fuckhead. It does every time I see it. But then the music starts and it's like, oh, she's so good. It is the best movie. Yeah. It honestly is so good. Would you like to hear my Bridesmeats rap? I would.

Well, good, because I'm going to do it. All right, here we go. All right, 2022. Bridesmoves. Bridesmeats. Here we go. This week, McCarthy, comma, Melissa. Bridesmaids is my favourite movie ever. L we go. This week, McCarthy, comma Melissa. Bridesmaids is my favourite movie ever.

Lillian's getting married too, Dougie, you know. Eating all that meat. Shitting in the street. There's a woman on the wing of the plane. Annie gets dropped from the other wedding dames. She falls in love with the guy from the IT crowd. They all sing Wilson Phillips loud. Yeah.

Yeah. Also, when the band is singing at the end, are they a real band? Yeah, that's a real song. Yeah, and I just love that they're on the pontoon and the fireworks are like, oh, she's gone a little over the top. I love how trash it is when they both say I do and the lasers go, they do, and it fucking, oh, my God. And the dress, like the, oh, my God.

It is such a good movie. I just, I remember watching it in the cinema and being like, this is going to change my life and it did. This is going to change my life. Just like women in comedy, you know? How fucking cool is that? That there's just like, it's literally just a fucking movie full of like women kicking ass.

Kicking ass. The reason we watched it is because of Melissa McCarthy. She's obviously not the main character. She's fucking funny in that movie. However, how revved up were you when she like gives the speech? Like she goes and gives her a roughen up. Oh, yeah. And she got all those dogs.

Got all those dogs. Yeah, fuck that was so good. I think she was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress. Really? Oh, but she fucking deserves it either way because fuck it, she's so good in that movie. Yeah, incredible. And you know the Air Marshal John, like Ben Falcone,

like that's her husband? Yeah. Yeah. He wrote and directed a lot of her movies. Yeah. So before you go shit canning those ones, mate, that was her husband. Yeah, I watch all of them by default. Not all of them are bridesmaids, Lev, but most of them are pretty good.

Most of them are pretty good. Things you love to see. And Tony has seen this happen to me in real time. I've been in a transition phase over the last week where I'm now a different person. And what I'm loving to see is my new personality. What's your new personality? I'm all about Young Gravy.

He is a fucking legend. He kind of looks like my half-brother Cooper, which is a little bit hilarious. And I'm just loving the goss with Addison Rae's dad. I'm loving his music. I'm loving that he's like hooking up with people's mums and shit and making bangers. I'm just more Young Gravy news for me. Send it over. Literally. Number one fan. Every time we're sitting down doing work then all of a sudden Ryan's like

Damn Gravy, you suck! Like literally all the time. It's so good. It's a lot. Anyway, that's my new personality. I'm glad you're into something new. That's great. And I think you should be honoured that you've seen the journey of probably me a week ago going, oh, who's this guy? And then a few days later me coming in going,

oh, let me tell you more about gravy. You've seen me go from zero to 100. Why should I be honoured that I've seen that? It's a transformation. What? I'm a new person. Like when you see someone in like a rough trot and they come out the other side and they're

feeling great. Sorry, are you likening this to somebody who's like overcoming adversity? Well, you know how some people are? This could be the most offensive thing I ever say. Oh, I was just trying to be funny. You know how some people like find God? Yeah.

I've found young gravy. And I'm better for it. Hmm. Great. And don't you love to see that? I'm really happy for you. Thank you. Yep.

Awesome. Damn, Gravy, you're so vicious. You're so good. You don't even know the words. I just love the tune. You're like, I'm his biggest fan. You don't even know the words to his song. My You Love To See It is a message that I got on Instagram

from Lollipop's sister. And they said, English is not my first language. So when you guys decided to put muscles on your LinkedIn profile, you might remember that we were talking about what I could call my job on LinkedIn. Is that still your job title? Yep. And it's muscles because I carry the show.

Yes. And Lollipop's sister has said, I thought you meant muscles. Like the seafood? Like from the sea. I was very confused about the meaning of this. How could a muscle carry a podcast? And then I was at the beach and I saw a muscle with an iPhone. I was like, oh, it all makes sense now.

And then they said, is it strong? And I just thought that was so funny. And I said, thank you. How did you reply? I just said, Yes, they are. This is fantastic. Thank you so much for listening. Did you answer her question?

And I said, obviously it's muscles like bicep muscles. But yeah, fuck, I thought that was so funny. I thought you were going to say like I just laughed and like left her like still not knowing the answer. No, because they'd already realised that it was actually, yeah. But they were like, I was very confused for a moment

and I thought you loved to say that. I mean, lots of people think that when we say tapas, we're saying like tapas, like Spanish food. And there was that moment in Australia, like if you're painting a room, you put a tarp down so you don't stain the carpet. were saying like tapas, like Spanish food. And there was that moment in Australia, like if you're painting a room, you put a tarp down so you don't stain the carpet. So no one knew why we were saying tarp. Tony and Ryan podcast.

And if you listen, you're a tarper. Yep. So anyway, I just thought... Do we need a dictionary? Maybe you do. I thought maybe we should clear that up. But fucking, I'm on fire today. Excuse me, I couldn't use a dictionary and I'll tell you why.

You need to know how to spell things to find stuff in there. So they go, how do you spell that? Look it up in the dictionary. Well, I... That's a good point. If I knew how to spell it, I would be able to find it. And then if I could find it, I wouldn't need to know how to spell it because I'm already here.

How good does it feel now that all the teachers that were assholes to you, like, well, you won't have a dictionary with you all the time. No, Google. Or you won't have a calendar with you all the time. Or you won't have a dictionary with you all the time. No, Google. Or you won't have a calendar with you all the time. Or you won't have a calculator with you all the time. Fuck you. Yeah. Yeah.

Sucked in. Thanks, iPhone. My goal in life is to get close enough to the word. So Google goes, did you mean this? And I go, fucking right I did. Thanks, Google. You got my back. Yeah.

Anyway, we'll talk to you tomorrow. We're talking about things you can say in a tattoo parlor and also in the bedroom, meow. Bye. Love you, bye.