Toni and Ryan - Ryan VS Boomers

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

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Welcome to the podcast. Author Tony Lodge in the building. Vice Captain of the ship Ryan John over here. Future dad, Ryan Join. Ryan Join. Ryan Join. And we are calling Athens. What?

In Georgia, USA. Fuck, the bait and switch. Are you a comedian? No. I can tell. There's only one in this show. And it's not me. That was really funny.

Hello. Is that Tori? Hi, yes. It's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Doing good. How are y'all? Yeah, we're so good.

What are you up to, Tori? I'm decorating the mantel for Christmas. Oh, how exciting. Have you got to, Tori? I'm decorating the mantle for Christmas. Oh, how exciting. Have you got your tree up already? It's up. It's not decorated yet, so I'm a little late in the game. I'm going for like a winter wonderland foresty look.

Oh, that's nice. I'm a bit late in the game as well, Tori. I was going to say Ryan's tree is half decorated at the moment. Mine was done on December 1st like an adult, but that's okay. We win some, you lose some. Well, mine's bare right now. She's that good. And Tori, will you approve the podcast? Of course I'll approve the podcast.

Yay! Oh, my God. Luckily you said yes. Hi, this is Tori from Georgia and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the podcast. And I think, Toni, you need to hire Cardi B's finance team. Cardi B's finance team? I know you have your own finance team.

I don't. It's fact. Well, it's not. Have a listen to this, though. Yeah. Cardi B performed a private event. It was like a work function for a finance company or something. They're like, oh, yeah, we're having a pre-Christmas party.

Oh, and she did three songs at their Christmas party or something. It was a 35-minute set. Okay, 35 minutes. All right. So what's that, like 10 songs? Nah, because there'd be a bit of chat and a bit of how you're going. So maybe seven songs? Say seven songs, a bit of chat.

Yeah. How much do you reckon she got paid for that? Cardi B is like a huge star. Absolutely. But, I don't know, 30 grand? So you reckon a grand a minute almost. Which is pretty good. And then I would guess that they would like pay to fly her there and stuff.

A million dollars. Yep. A million dollars for half an hour. Yeah. God, you'd do that once and retire, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you? Apparently Snoop Dogg's about 250, 300 and he'll often turn, like and he does it pretty regularly.

So, yep, you come again hour, I'll come and, like. Chat to everyone, do selfies. Yep. Do a couple of numbers, bust out everyone. And it's $250,000. Well, that's what his rate was, yeah. And he lives in LA, which is where all the tech companies are, so it's like, yep, Thursday afternoon.

He just drives down in his fucking Rolls Royce and whatever. Yep. Shit, a million dollars for half an hour. Yeah, now I'm sending you a picture of what she was wearing because this is where Audio Queen comes into it, which is what we're doing now. Okay. This is a custom-made outfit by Jean-Paul Gaultier,

which is a nude jumpsuit complete with nipples and pubes. Fuck, she's hot as fuck though, eh? Yep. I love Cardi B. I remember when she was first kind of getting really, really big when she did that song with, was it Maroon 5? Yeah. Or something?

Girls Like You? Yeah. That was like her first kind of thing. Crossover into the mainstream. Yeah. And I remember her doing all the talk shows and stuff and they're like, oh, so like what were you doing before this? She's like, stripping.

Yeah. And she was like, and everyone was like, oh my, should you say that? And I was like, she's fucking proud of it. Then she's like, I loved stripping. It's how I paid for my boob job. Yeah. Okay, I'm glad you got the accent down. Do you want to watch a little, we can pause the ep

and you can watch a little Cardi on YouTube if you want to get into character. Because I want you. Oh, grrr. No, I got it. You actually do. Yeah. This is Cardi B explaining why she's worth $1 million for 35 minutes and explaining why she chose the outfit that she chose for the evening.

Okay, first of all, I'm going to stop you right there. No, that's not what she sounds like. Ooh. All right, pause everyone. Coronavirus. Coronavirus. What a year, what a year, what everything you're having. I mean, there's so much to talk about.

Congrats on everything and thanks for being here. Thank you. Thank you. She doesn't say anything. Party B. This is where I keep getting deleted, and I think it was the party. It was the party that I started to do it in. First of all, I don't need to tell you what I'm worth.

Okay, yeah. That's the first thing. Okay. I don't need to tell you what I'm worth. Okay. And I wear this outfit that Jean-Paul Gaultier, he made for me. Yeah. My baby culture, my other childhood's name, I don't know.

They got the if, baby. Okay? That was a tough ask. Did you like her? No one else got to see the moves that Tony Cardi B Lodge was pulling off. I do really like Cardi B.

Yeah, she's a legend. Don't you think she seems like someone who'd be fun to hang out with? Absolutely. You know how some celebs you kind of go, oh, they would be so fun, but I don't think they actually would be. Like Emily Blunt? I don't think that Emily Blunt seems very nice.

But Cardi B. Okay, would you rather hang out and watch movies with Cardi B or do you reckon you'd want to go out with Cardi B? I don't. I feel like you want to go to Cardi B's house. Yeah. And say you're going to watch movies but end up, you know, what does she drink, fucking Hennessy and something?

Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's kind of the realm of Cardi B you want to be in. Yep. Drinking at home in your Skims pyjamas or fucking, I don't know. So the European Union, they've spent half a million dollars

on a metaverse party. A metaverse party, like the Facebook thing? Well, Facebook is going into metaverse things, but it's not exclusively metaverse. It just means digital. Hasn't there been a little bit of bad stuff that's happened in the metaverse though? And there's also been a lot of not stuff happening

because no one uses it. Yeah. So basically it's like you can attend virtually to go to this party that the European Union's put on because they want to engage with young people in their policies and apparently young people aren't getting involved. So they're like, well, let's have a metaverse party. These kids love that technology.

Guess how many people considering it was pushed hard and they spent half a million dollars on creating it, how many people do you reckon rocked up? A hundred. Six. Fuck, they should have just gotten 15 minutes of Cardi B. They spent half a million dollars. They could have gotten 15 minutes of Cardi B.

And she would have put some policy chat in there. Yeah. So what's one of her songs? I like it like that, European Union, yeah, I say I like it like that. Check out our policies on the website, important for economics. I said I like it like that. Yeah, that's money well spent. But Labor, oh, grrr.

Here is the European Union's head of metaverse communications, which is from I think like Switzerland or Germany, and he's explaining what a metaverse party is. Yeah, yeah. So we're having the metaverse party, and what it means is that everyone from the European Union, oh, that's going to be French. The European Union, they can attend from wherever they are and it will be free and COVID safe.

And basically the young people, they love to be spoken to in their language. So what up, y'all? Come to our Metaverse party. That was beautiful. Thank you. That was very good. I can confirm that of the six people that turned up,

two or three of them were journalists that cover the event. Oh. And that's how it got leaked because if one of the journalists didn't write the story about it, no one would have known. Yeah. Because. Well, they would just lie and be like, oh, it was a huge success. Great success.

Great success. Fuck, I'm too much. So what was it to promote, like, getting involved with politics and stuff? Well, I think we can all agree that politics can be a bit dry, especially when they're like, we want to roll out this policy that's why it's important, the fucking interest rates or why it's happening economically. Like it can feel boring.

So they're kind of like how can we make this fun? How can we get the kids involved? And, I mean, it just seems like an 80-year-old person went, what, kids like the internet and shit? Yeah, do that. Yeah. Do you remember probably about 15 years ago there was that huge public competition in Australia to rename Vegemite? It was awful.

Ice Snack 2.0. Yeah, so there was like this massive fucking, like it was huge and it went for months and Vegemite released like a cheesy Vegemite and it was delicious. It was delicious, which is the real shame about all of this. Yeah, because now it doesn't even exist anymore I don't think and obviously there was the classic like Cheesymite and whatever and then literally it was like a 40-year-old guy with like three kids like submitted this name for it to be called iSnack 2.0

because obviously the iPod was big at the time and fucking Apple was taking over our brains. And what do you do when there's a new version? It's now 2.0. Yeah, exactly. But, like, you can just tell that, you know. A lot of this energy about it. Yeah, and that a CEO saw iSnack 2.0 and they went,

I get that, call it that. It's the future. I get it. The future. I get it, though, so we're going to it that. It's the future. I get it. The future. I get it, though. So we're going to do that. Oh, we have this cool thing, but I don't reckon the CEO, Jerry, will get it.

Yeah. Do you know what he will get? Yeah. He's talked about the metaverse online, so, you know, we'll do that. I just, it reeks of that. Yeah, it really does. No, I get it. Let's do that. And you just know that all of the young interns will be like,

this is not a good idea. This fucking sucks. Not to get all business chat because I love the business chat. There's a lot of, you know, every day it's like, is this the last day of Twitter? Elon Musk is going to burn the place down. There's a bit of that chat. And so everyone's like, well, if Twitter burns down,

where will be the new, like, you know, town square, so to speak? Yeah. And then someone said the other like, you know, town square, so to speak. And then someone said the other day, you know what no one has suggested? The metaverse that Zuckerberg has spent $100 billion creating. $100 billion. Oh, good. That's a lot of Cardi B's.

And then spending $100 billion for the purpose of what they're talking about and not a single person goes, oh don't we all go over there i mean what a perfect opportunity is the metaverse just like habbo hotel what's habbo hotel did you ever play habbo hotel no so it was like it was basically a chat room yeah but you had your little avatar and you could like deck it out however you want it yeah i mean it's not yeah it is you would laugh really hard if you ever played Habbo Hotel and I'm really hoping that people listening will really appreciate that because Habbo Hotel, it was like, yeah, it was basically a chat room. So you didn't like know who you were talking to. So it was a bit skeevy at times.

No, I met him on Facebook. It was all legit. But like, and you had to buy furniture and stuff, but you could buy the Habbo credits with, like, phone credit. Oh, right. So, like, you could text in. It was, like, $2 for 400 credits or fucking something. So, like, all of a sudden I'd be like, well, mum,

I need more phone credit. And she'd be like, oh, my God, you must have so many friends. Yeah, mum, very popular. Yeah, I'm very popular online. That's actually exactly what it's like. Yeah. And also is it – Habba Hotel is so much fun.

Like Fortnite or those kind of games where it's like live. Yeah. And you can pay to have like different clothing or skins or whatever. Yeah, yeah. That's sort of what it is. Fuck, that sounds shit. I vote we all get on Habba Hotel. The European Union should have pitched that.

Habba Hotel. Let's get involved. Yep. Fine. We should buy some shares in Hover Hotel. The title of this story is Rat Supremo. New York City, the mayor, he's looking to hire a certain kind of person to take care of the city's rodent problem.

Apparently the rodents are just running wild in New York City. Didn't you know that there's like six rats per person in New York City or something? Wild shit. It's crazy, right? That's a great fact. It's a pretty good fact. I don't think that that isn't the right number, but it's like horrendous.

Oh, so it wasn't a fact. How many rats per person in New York? How would they know? Did one guy go around and count them one day? You know? One rat for every family of four. That's significantly different. I was a bit off.

Bit off. Pretty close, though. They're looking to hire someone. The new mayor's kind of going, hey, name your price. Yep. We need someone just to take care of this. We need a rat king. Yeah.

The ideal, have a listen to this job advert. Like, it's a legit job they're hiring. Yep. The ideal candidate is... Do it in the New York accent. Hey, mate. This is... This is not my area.

Okay. The ideal candidate is highly motivated and somewhat bloodthirsty, determined to succeed and can improve operational efficiency, and loves to join in the wholesale slaughter of the rats. That is horrific. Well, basically he's like, apparently mayor's gone by, like everyone's tried and no one's gotten, you know, to the bottom of this.

So the new guy's like, it's fucking time to get this fucking done. So I feel like the, so we're about to hear from an applicant, but I feel like he may be like related to Joe Dirt. Cause think like we're talking like a rodent specialist, you know what I'm saying? And he's like a bad boy from the South. He does have a taste for blood and he just really hates those rats. Okay.

Hi, I'm Bro Dirt, and I'm here to be your rat king. I love killing stuff, and I can help you out with those skeevy rats. I don't care if they say, hey, I'm ratting here. I don't care. I say, hey, I'm ratting here. I don't care. I'll kill them. Dead. Sir, do you plan on shooting rats? No, that was just for theatrics.

I'll probably use poison. It went from bro dirt to very I wash myself with a rag and a stick by the end of it there. I'm going to stand by it. Yeah. I'm standing by that. That was perfect. That is a horrifying ad though. It is.

Blood thirsty. It used the word blood thirsty, wholesale slaughter. It did have a price range, like salary range. Yeah, what's the salary? It's between. And, again, they've said, we need to get this done. Yeah. They're going to pay between $150,000 and $180,000 a year.

Well, my rate's actually a million dollars per half an hour, a bit like Cardi B. Have you seen her? Yeah, I've seen her. I've seen her. a million dollars per half an hour. Bit like Cardi B. Have you seen her? Yeah, I've seen her. I've seen her. Hi, this is Tora from Georgia and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon.

You can check it out any time you like. The link is in our show notes. For any champion tapa, including the five people I'm about to talk about, we will be doing a Christmas live stream on the 19th, Monday morning, Australia time. So it'll be like Sunday night, Sunday afternoon for like Europe and America. We're going to take votes, though, in the Patreon for what people want to see, whether we do like Christmas craft, Christmas baking,

decorating or something like that. I think after the not success of our Christmas in July cocktails, we almost need to like redeem ourselves. Remember that beer and whiskey mix? No, that was for football. Oh. What was Christmas then? Christmas, I made mulled wine.

That was good. Yeah, they were good. The Christmas ones went well. Oh, they were great. Yeah, no. Don't worry about me. Those ones were really good. The beer one you were talking about is the one that we did for the Super Bowl

or the AFL Grand Final or something. Oh, yeah, no, that was fucking crook-ass. Yeah, that was crook-ass. Yeah. No, we're not doing that again. Yeah, okay, something. Oh, yeah, no, that was fucking crook-ass. Yeah, that was crook-ass. Yeah. No, we're not doing that again. Yeah, okay, good. No, no, no, no. So, yeah, Christmas cocktails, Christmas baking, Christmas craft,

anything like that, whatever you reckon we should do, please let us know on Patreon. That's on the 19th. So if you want to watch that, make sure you sign up before. Yep. Lisa M. Bray. Thanks, Lisa. Thank you, Lisa.

Lisa, I just said Lisa. There's not two Lisas. No, she gets two shout outs. We love her so much. Yeah. Lisa Mbray. Lisa Mbray. Lisa Mbray and also Lisa Mbray.

Thank you so much. Christian, Troy Hoover. Good on you guys. Thank you so much. Oh, the big hoove. And Leah Harris. Thanks, Leah Harris. Is that?

Do we? Yes. Is it? Yes. I looked at the email address. It's the very same. So, Leah, you fucking loser. Yeah.

She's a friend of ours. She's a friend of ours. No, welcome aboard, Leah. Welcome, Leah. Does she get a personalized video? Yeah, she will, yeah. We could do it in person. I think she's in the office today.

Yeah, so, you know, we could very easily do that for her. Yeah, okay, cool. I would actually say the amount of beers that I've drunk with Leah, I feel like is enough of a person. No, no, she's signed up. But she's seen me in some states. Oh, yeah. You know?

Yeah. So I feel like. Yep. Anyway, but. You do have to say that. Hopefully Leah joins us for the Christmas live stream. Leah will also be able to read Tony's blog, which is from the desk of Tony Lodge.

It is, Dr. Tony Lodge. Thank you very much. Do you still put the disclaimer about the doctor every time? No, I've just given up now on the disclaimer. I'd hate for anyone to report you to the medical board. Yeah, I think the last one I signed off Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Oh, yeah, of course. I've got a little bit of feedback from the TARPers this week.

Now, I feel like whenever feedback rears its ugly head, it's bad for me. It's actually not bad for you at all. It's actually, well, it's definitely bad for me. Let me just get into the first one. I think you've actually seen this. Is it lovely and wholesome? Some of it.

Would you like lovely and wholesome? Well, I know what I hope one of the things is. There's a bunch of feedback. Okay. And I can pick and choose. You know what? I'll let you drive. Sorry.

No, but I can pick. If you want wholesome, let's do wholesome. I just knew one that I hoped was. Whisper it. Donna McDaughterface. Donna McDaughterface. Is there feedback about Donna McDaughterface? Yeah.

Okay, we can do that. People were nice. Next. People were very nice. Thank you for all of the beautiful messages that we received. And people were also lovely about my story yesterday about the triplets as well. Thank you so much.

Fuck, that did not land again. So Bridget wanted to pass on some feedback, which I actually thought was interesting. Did she? She said, this is what she was like, obviously a bit overwhelmed. She's like, I can't believe how nice everyone, and this is very lovely. And she did make this note, and I was like,

that's a really good point actually. A lot of people guessed it, and when we said we're pregnant, a lot of people said, oh, I've been hoping for this news or I thought that might have been the case, blah, blah. Yeah. And Bridget said, but not a single person ever like asked or guessed to us because when you're trying to get pregnant, could you imagine people DMing you being like, oh, you're pregnant?

And remember we've just heard about Jennifer Aniston. Yeah. And it turns out she was trying to get pregnant for decades and IVF. And then the whole time people are writing, oh, she's pregnant in the newspapers. She must be. Yeah. And she's just there reading going, oh. And it's sort of one of those things like you kind of just got to give people their space and let them tell you when they're ready.

And she was like, the fact that so many people guessed it and hoped for it and thought it might be true, but still like didn't say anything. Were respectful of that. It seems like a small thing, but for her it was like a massive thing. So she just wanted to say thank you for like everyone being really nice, but also respectful. Because obviously we've talked about, you know, it's been a while, you know, trying to get pregnant. They've been trying, yeah. I had to jizz into a cup and take it to the hospital in an Uber. There were a lot of comments about that, which was fantastic.

So people have sort of known, you know, we're kicking along and Bridget's in hospital and stuff. So, you know, in hindsight everyone's like, oh, of course. But thank you for being respectful. We appreciate that. It's like though when family or like you see on, you hear horror stories about people being like, oh, you guys are thinking about kids.

No one is thinking about it more than the person you're asking. Yeah. When you say to someone, oh, you guys are going to have kids, like you think that you're letting them in on some huge secret, they fucking know. Oh, is that a thing we could do? Yeah. Oh, kids.

Thanks for letting me know. Are we ready? Oh, great. Thank you. Thanks, Auntie. Thanks for the fucking heads up. We'll do it then. Actually, we'll go and fuck in the kitchen right now.

I hadn't actually considered that. Yeah. But now that you've mentioned it. It's the same when, like, it's a totally different scale, but when people are like, oh, when are you and Torbz getting married? Yeah. I'm like, it doesn't affect any. We live together.

Yeah. It's not as if we can't move in together until we're fucking married. You guys live together. Yeah. I hope it doesn't affect any we live together yeah it's not as if we can't move in together until we're fucking married like let's live together yeah hope god we're having premarital sex as well oh yeah it's only in the asshole though so it's okay it doesn't count well that was one of the issues yeah trying to get pregnant yeah what are we doing wrong yeah oh oh my god wow that'll do it or it won't call me that five years ago jesus What are we doing wrong? Yeah. Oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Wow. That'll do it or it won't. Could have told me that five years ago.

Jesus. That's the mother of my children we're joking about. I didn't joke about it. I know. I was joking about my arsehole. Bridget's arsehole's her own business. You brought Bridget's arsehole into this. Obviously joking. So glad we covered the wholesome feedback.

Next. The wholesome stuff, yes. The whole, the arse wholesome. Arse wholesome. Sorry. Next. That's the mother of my daughter. Daughter McDaughterface, you mean?

Tony, you were recently saying that your boyfriend, Torbs, has become a radar guy. Oh, the BOM. Yeah. He's on the BOM, yeah. The BOM website, Bureau of Meteorology. Yeah. Oh, sorry for in the media referring to him as the BOM. Yeah. He's on the BOM, yeah. The BOM website, Bureau of Meteorology. Yeah. Oh, sorry for in the media referring to him as the BOM.

Did you think many other people, because I was saying my cousin was a radar guy. Yeah. And we were sort of like, oh, Jesus, pretty niche, eh? Yeah. Have you seen what was shared into the group this week by Peter Hill? No. He sent us a link to this Facebook group and it's called the Bureau of Meteorology Radar Fan Club. Oh, my God.

So I didn't see Peter Hill share it, but actually, I hate to bring Bridget up again, but Bridget was working on her fucking comedy this week because she messaged me and goes, here's a group for torps with a laughing emoji and sent me the link to that group. And she was suggested for her. And I was like, what are you fucking looking at? Suggested for her?

Did you see how many people were in the group? I didn't, no. All right, so the Tony and Ryan Facebook group, and I love going in there. It's always so much fun. And actually, speaking of the baby thing, I said don't spoil it, and that thread of people not spoiling it was so funny, so thank you for getting involved.

Our group that I love dearly has, what are we up to, 37,000? 37,000? Yeah. Which is fucked. In and of itself is just ridiculous. Guess how many people are in the Bureau of Meteorology Radar Fan Club? There'd be a few. Is it Australia only

or is it just... I don't know. I haven't been in. I've refused to go in there. Is the Bureau of Meteorology only Australian? Well, other places would have bureaus of meteorology if only australian well other places would have bureaus of meteorology but it wouldn't be called that actually it must be australian because of this yeah it's a government okay so just australia 100 000 you reckon they've got more than us surely 322 000 members in the bureau of meteororology Radar Fan Club. It's almost 10 times the amount of our Facebook group that I was like, oh, fuck, look at us go.

How much are we killing it? Well, fucking join the group, guys. We've got to get some more radar. We've got to beat them. We've got to get some more radar chat in the group because, obviously, you've got to meet the people where they are. We've got to cross over. The Venn diagram.

Yeah, I wonder if they've got a podcast. We could go on their podcast. Oh, me guests. What if we create a group called Tarpers that are into radars? Oh, well, Torbs will be in it. Yeah. Oh, he's not a tarper. Shit.

Damn it. But thank you, Peter, for sending that through. I fucking shat myself. That's hilarious. Good on you. But something that has sent people into a spiral. Now. Call the fucking, no, call the police.

Not only did I hit a nerve, I have massacred and murdered a family of nerves. You could apply for the Rat King job. Are you bloodthirsty? I am bloodthirsty. Emma Reeve. Hi, Emma. No, don't be nice to her. Fuck you, Emma.

Oh, my God, Ryan. OMG, capital letters. That's aggressive language. Oh, I'm a big capital letterer. You are. And I'm a big OMG-er. You are. Yeah, well maybe you are Emma. Drew Barrymore is not a boomer. She is Gen Z.

She was born in February 1975. Okay, well she's not a Gen Z, then she might be a millennial. Sorry Gen X. Oh. So don't come at me again. I was like she's not 15. She's not a boomer she's Gen X, born. So. Oh my God. Don't come at me again. I was like she's not 15. She's not a boomer. She's Gen X. Born February 1975. Seriously

this is Emma. Everyone that isn't a millennial is not a boomer. I'm flapped. Ah! With 17 H's. Boomers are 46 to 64. Gen X 65 to 80. This is the year they were born. Yeah.

Millennials, 81 to 96. And Gen Z, 97 to 2012. So what year was... 75. So she's right in the middle of Gen X. Right. So she's missed being a boomer by 10 years. Yeah.

So only, in the grand scheme of things, only kind of just. Well... No, because they only last 20 years. I think, so Emma goes, everyone that isn't a millennial is not automatically a boomer. And I'm like, well, in my mind they are. And, in fact, trying to outline that is in itself boomer energy if I've ever seen it. Yeah, Emma, what year were you born?

That's what I want to know. Well, I can tell you. She goes asterisk. She's a've ever seen it. Yeah, Emma, what year were you born? That's what I want to know. Well, I can tell you. She goes asterisk. She's asterisked herself. Yeah. I'm clearly a Gen X and that's why I'm fucked off. So I'll be honest here. Yep.

I actually didn't know there was one between being a boomer and being a millennial. Neither. And that's exactly what she's saying. Yeah. So I understand why she's feeling like a bit triggered by that. And even me when I sometimes, you know, I hit that thing on my phone where the light comes on the back

and I do it by accident. Yeah. And every time I do that, Tony goes, all right, boomer. Yeah, and I only do that because I did it once in front of Bridget and she said that to me and I thought it was really cool. You are getting comedy from Bridget. Yeah. Bridget is, oh, don't you fucking talk down about Bridget comedy.

I know you love to rag on her. When did I ever do that? I literally just said two minutes ago Bridget was working on, don't you fucking talk down about Bridget comedy. I know you love to rag on it. When did I ever do that? I literally just said two minutes ago Bridget was working on her comedy the other day. Is anyone in my household funny? See? That pause says everything it needs to say. I don't think so.

Yeah. I think funny is like a certain standard and I don't know if any of you are hitting it, to be honest. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I'm not disputing the fact. I wonder if Daughter McDaughterface will be fine. Oh, she'll grow up with me.

She'll be fine. She'll be funny and she'll be so good at craft because I'm good at craft. I'm going to make so many school projects with Daughter McDaughterface. Okay. I'm so excited. I'm going to make Play-Doh. Tony came in this morning and we had a big chat about, you know, if it's going to change about how we record the podcast and do stuff.

And it has appeared that Tony has put more thought into and concern and terrified about this child. Into you being a parent. Than I have. Yeah. Bianca Townsend. Oh, my God, this also annoyed me so much. She's 47 for fuck's sake.

Mackenzie Carter. I went searching for this thread just to say this exact comment. About Drew Barrymore not being a boomer. You know what, Ryan, I think that you owe Emma bling and bling

blong the other people for that comment. Christopher. Christopher? It's Christopher. Wow. Oh, my God. No, actually, it's spelt Chris off. Yeah, but it's Christopher. I have been meaning to join the group for ages, and this comment was the thing that made me join the group,

just so I could come in here and tell you you're fucking wrong. That's obviously what the Radar group have done. Yeah. They've fucked so many people off that they've joined just to be angry about it. I guarantee no rain tomorrow. Yeah. Wink. If you, any comments, come join the group and let me know.

Okay. Barbara Butler. Do you need to, oh, Barbara, she's a boomer. What the fuck? Drew Barrymore is not a boomer. She's Gen X, the best generation. Okay, so she's not a boomer, only just. Is getting in a Facebook group to correct someone

the most boomer fucking thing you've ever heard in your life? I'll be honest, though, and, you know, devil's advocate. Yeah. Is having a Facebook group quite boomer? Are we the boomers? No, I'm a millennial. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

Like are we trying to beat them at their own game? All right. Of course they're better at arguing in a Facebook group than us. Fuck, you're so right. It's their natural habitat. I can't believe I'm being proved wrong in a segment about me being wrong. So last week, right, before my birthday, Torbs bought me a cricket, which is like a crafty printer cutting thing.

And I've joined all of these Cricut Facebook groups because I don't really know how to use it. And I was like, I'll be able to ask questions, whatever. Fucking light me up. They are hilarious in there. You know that group where it's like millennials pretending to be boomers and everything that you comment has to be like in character? Yeah.

It's like that. But real. It is fucking next level. I have to say. It is so good. Someone as a recommendation a year ago recommended the Facebook group saying we post like it's 2012 and I'm still in that group and it still comes up all the time and it's funny every time.

See, maybe we're the boomers. We like Facebook groups. We're actually Gen X. Gotcha. To actually give some maybe evidence to your theory, people have said, oh, did you want to start a Discord? And we went, oh, technology. We don't know what that means.

No, I don't know what that means. A few people have tried to get running a Reddit. I think there's a Reddit. I think there's a Reddit. But we don't manage. It's for people to tell Tony she's high maintenance. But we don't run it because we don't really know how to do that. No.

That also sounds like a boomer thing to me. I mean, and we did just suggest starting a Habba hotel earlier. You know what? We're going to take a moment. We're going to take the day and think about this. Audio Queen, when you take care of this later, insert press conference, please. Yeah. Oh, they've arrived. Thanks, insert press conference, please. Yeah.

Oh, they've arrived. Thanks, guys. Oh, great. Thank you so much. Hi, thank you for attending today. Everybody right to go? Everyone right to go? He's got the suit jacket on.

Everyone right to go? North Face. It's a Sunday. I, Ryan, vice captain of the TARP ship, who recently made the comment that Drew Barrymore may be a boomer. That's not what you said. You didn't say she may be a boomer. You said she fucking is.

If she is not, you know how they never say, like, I'm sorry. They always say, like, if you're offended. Yeah. If you believe that Drew Barrymore is, in fact, not a boomer and you were offended by that, then I apologise. I'm sorry for the way it made you feel. Not sorry for what you said. You're sorry for the way that it made people feel. Emma Reeve?

Yep. I'm sorry for what that made you feel. Bianca Townsend. I apologise for how you felt. Mackensley Carter. Sorry for butchering your name. It's Mackenzie. And also sorry for that.

Christopher. Sorry for lots of things, Christopher. But I'm Christopher, you. Tony tried not to laugh, but that was fucking hilarious. Barbara Butler. Babs. Babs. Gen X is not the best generation, and you can actually get fucked. Barbara, I love the Gen Xers, especially you. Sos. Babs. Gen X is not the best generation and you can actually get fucked.

Barbara, I love the Gen Xs, especially you, so thank you so much. You and Drew Barrymore, great friends. Were you also in E.T.? No, good on you. Thanks for letting us know that we made an error. A grave error in judgement. A grave error in judgement. Please don't cancel us.

Okay. How do we feel now? I felt great because I didn't do anything wrong. Let's finish with the you love to say it. Okay. Let's bring us back up. You got a good one? We need a good one.

I've got a tweet here that went a bit viral. And it's good, I think, marriage chat, which is quite sweet. This is from Parker Lawyer and her username is Lady Lawyer. Okay. It's quite cute. My husband went to a lawyer luncheon thing, obviously also a lawyer, and the lawyer he sat beside turned out to be my ex-boyfriend from college. Oh, my God.

Is that awkward? Well, they're all lawyers, so, I mean, you're not going to argue with them anyway, are you? You know? And they're Gen X. When they realised the connection, my ex-boyfriend told my husband, oh, she always had me laughing. Is she still funny?

And my sweet husband said, not in the slightest. So that is very relatable to me because... Not at all. My boyfriend does not think I'm funny at all. There's no one in this world that thinks you're less funny than your partner Torbs, which in itself is the funniest thing ever. So before when I said he's not a tarp up, I wasn't being funny. No, he's not.

Genuinely. He's put off by it. Yeah, he's like, God, I love you so much, except for the fact that you think you're funny. Yeah, I've actually seen you try to do jokes around Torbs, which, to be fair, I thought was pretty good gear. Yeah, thank you. But no.

Fucking jokes on him. These jokes pay our rent. Yeah, fuck you. Live outside, dickhead. Do better, Torbs. Do you have something that you'd love to see today? I am. I'm trying to send it to you.

Oh. But it's me so far. I'll hang on one second. Okay. I'm just seeing a picture of Cardi B. Yeah, and I keep going past and I keep pasting more pictures of Cardi B. Why is it annoying? Fuck, this is real boomer energy, isn't it?

Don't you dare. Wow. Fuck! I just go control, paste. I'm going to have to just show it to you. Wow, wow, wow, wow. This is a real insight into working with Ryan, to be honest. Last week we witnessed Volkswagen Italia.

Oh, Volkswagen Italia. Yeah, and obviously when it's written one word on Instagram. All you can see is the genitalia. No pun intended. Tony, have a look at these Christmas mince pies. Yeah. Are you sending me the photo?

I'm fucking trying to. Can you just drag it across? Alright, you've actually just heard me cut about five minutes out of the podcast because it was Ryan trying to figure out how to send me a message. What he's doing now is taking a photo of his laptop on my phone, passing the phone back.

It's not even that funny anymore. All right. Well, in my opinion, Iceland Foods needs to think more carefully about the font they use. Christmas Minj Farts. Oh, that's 100% a Minjinge if ever I've seen one. And you've seen some. So how many people needed to sign off on that?

But that's just not what a C looks like. And you've seen some Cs. I've seen some Cs. Because it should just be straight up and down on both the top and the bottom. The C is definitely a G. The bottom part of the C where it curls back up goes back into itself like it would on a G string. Enjoy those minge pies for Christmas, everyone.

Yeah, I hope they sell them in Australia. Thank you so much for listening, and we're really sorry that Ryan inappropriately called someone a boomer. Not okay. We spread love, not hate on this podcast. I'm a millennial, and I've been called a boomer many times. Yeah. So I'm a part of it.

Hey, literally, I've just had to cut fucking 10 minutes of the podcast out because you couldn't send text. Thank you so much for listening, though. Tomorrow, normal or not. Taking a photo of a computer screen is... That is boomer energy. Have you seen that tweet? And it's like, my mum doesn't know what a screenshot is,

so she photocopied her phone. Have you seen that tweet? No's like, my mum doesn't know what a screenshot is so she photocopied her phone? Have you seen that tweet? No, but that's not far off. Yes, I know. Embarrassingly, tomorrow we're talking about out-of-office emails and how different generations feel about how you would sign up an email. Let's change it. See you tomorrow.

Meow, meow, meow. Love you, bye.