Toni and Ryan - Ryan vs Technology 5.0

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. We are calling another Ryan. Another Ryan? Yeah. Ryan who? John Dunn. Hello? Hello, Ryan.

Hello. How are you guys? We are good. Have you answered in the toilet, Ryan, or in the bar? Where are you? In the office. In the office. Right. Okay. Now, it's Tony and Ryan here. Can you just tell Tony where you live? Oh, I live in Reservoir. Oh.

A couple of Reservoir dogs in the house, ladies and gentlemen. A couple of Reservoir dogs, yeah. Oh, well, I know Ryan well. Yeah. Yeah, we're at the shops all the time together. Well, funnily enough, I actually moved in a week before Tony did. Oh, my God. Trent said, Ryan, I copied moved in a week before Tony did. Oh my god. Trent said, Ryan, I copied you. Yeah,

there we go. I like that. Maybe he got the house that you missed out on. Oh, yeah, maybe. Maybe. Oh, please. Cost of living. I can't afford to buy a house. Oh, okay. Yeah, alright. Well, must be nice for Tony then. How about that? I also like that on the form

Ryan didn't write Reservoir. He wrote Reza. Oh, yeah. Well, you've got to. Reza. You have to. Yeah. Reza Ryan, will you approve this podcast?

Absolutely, I will. Legend. Hi, it's Ryan from Reservoir in Melbourne, and I approve this podcast. Yes. tomorrow on the show no we're doing today first angela white tomorrow let's go tomorrow no we'll still do today's show i'm just letting everyone know that tomorrow is angela white and this isn't a joke it was hot and steamy in the studio. It was. That sounds like a sexy thing to say with a sexy lady,

but it was actually a really hot day and embarrassingly our air con was out and it was actually hot and sweaty in the studio. We brought her in and we were like, we're really sorry. We're really sorry. She's like, no, it's fine. She's like sweating. Sweating, yeah. And so were we.

Like it was a real. But when she's sweating, it's like. Yeah, she made it look good. I But when she's sweating, it's like. Yeah, she made it look good. I just look like I was in a video shop. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I look like, yeah. That's tomorrow on the show.

Today. We'll do today. Mild revenge or wild revenge? Tony, you're going to decide. Tarpers have submitted their wild, well, actually, sorry, their mild revenge stories, but I reckon some of them are pretty fucked. That's what I was going to ask. So have you kind of gone, you know what?

I don't think that's just like leaving your coffee cup on the sink. No. This is a bit further than that. That's a bit further. So some of them are mild and like in good humour and good spirits of the segment. Yeah. And good spirits of humanity. Yeah.

Others are, we'll let you decide. Do you remember probably like over a year ago I shared that story that I saw in like a neighbourhood group and it was like, oh, my neighbours park on my lawn sometimes so I like rolled sparks out. Do you remember when I shared that? Not mild revenge. Yeah, and they're like, like don't park on my lawn. I was like, whoa.

Whoa. Okay. That's illegal. You can go to jail. Yeah, that's like damage. So I feel like same kind of energy. Just wanted to stop parking on my lawn. Yeah, I destroyed their tires.

Yeah, all in good fun though. Lainey Watson. Hi, Lainey Watson. Had a terrible ex in high school who was a real asshole. Oh. And high school is probably like your first love. You know, you've got your heart broken. So I made up business cards offering sexy services

and put his phone number on them and left them all around town in phone boxes, telephone poles and like the community notice board at the supermarket. Now, I don't want to sway the jury, but that seems pretty wild. That is pretty wild. So he's getting phone calls and it's like, oh, hey man, can I book in for a 10 o'clock? And he's like, what? It is like pretty fucked. Yeah. But, I mean, a few prank phone calls.

Yeah. It's not like he answers and goes, yeah, I am actually. I've slashed your tires. Oh, but like. You know. Or they go, hey, can I come in for a 10 a.m.? And he goes, yes. Yeah, like, you know, it didn't have their address on it.

Yeah. Having said that, though, if someone put my phone number up around town, I would not be happy. It's seven. Everyone call her. Yeah. My number is seven. Oh, I'm really Natalie Imbruglia on that because I don't know.

So you're not mild or wild. You're me-me-yald. Meow-ld. Meow-ld. All right. I'll let you think about it. It is fucked. Yeah.

But I think as far as like, oh, yeah. A bit, you know, a mild revenge. Yeah. He cheated on me. So I stabbed him. Not mild. No, pretty wild. That's wild, you know.

I'm not going to question this person's name. It's not Ruth. That's wild. I'm not gonna question this person's name. It's not Ruth, that's for sure. Figgy McGrigley. Oh no, I love Figgy! Is that a real name? I don't know, but I love her. Him, them, don't know who it is, but I love Figgy. They comment all the time. They're in the Patreon as well.

My mum's landlord was a real dick. So after 17 years of living there and this landlord being an asshole. They must be English because they got long leases, isn't it? The landlord said, I'm actually moving back in so you got to go. Can they do that? I guess as the lease expires. Before I left, my son, who's been sticking up for his grandma for years,

hit a doorbell in between the floors of the house. So somewhere between like downstairs enough just in the house, he put like the doorbell bit that rings. And then he went to the neighbor because the neighbors like on the family side. Because they're probably like, we've got great neighbors right now. Who knows what this person's like? And so the son goes, here's the remote for the doorbell.

You just ring that just whenever. So every time the neighbor sits on, like he's got like next to the TV remote. So every time he sits down, he just like presses the bell and it's just in between the floor. So just ding. Like we don't have a doorbell. Why is this random thing going off all through the night, randomly through the day? Or just randomly once a week.

That would be enough, I reckon. Once a week would be more annoying than hourly because hourly after a day you'd be like, well, fucking something's going on. I've got to fix this. But once a week or every fortnight or whatever you go. That's like gaslighting. Yeah, because do we have a doorbell?

But then it doesn't happen again for ages. Yeah, and your partner goes, no, we don we have a doorbell? But then it doesn't happen again for ages. Yeah, and your partner goes, no, we don't have a doorbell. And they go, I swear I heard that. And they go, I don't think so. They go, I don't think so. I think I'm going to say mild in terms of impact because everyone's kind of like no one gets hurt, but like wild in terms of like how fucking angry you'd be. And creative.

I would be fucking. Nothing. If you wanted to get me, that is. Fuck. in terms of like how fucking angry you'd be. And creative. I would be fucking. Yeah, yeah. Nothing. If you wanted to get me, that would fucking. I'm angry now and it wasn't me. Yeah. That would fucking rib me right up.

Figgy McRidley says, was it petty? Yes. Would we do it again? Also yes. Yeah, that's fair. I think that's pretty mild. Heather McLachlan. Heather McLachlan. Heather McLachlan?

Yeah. The actor? No, you're thinking, who are you thinking of? Oh, no, I'm thinking of Heather Locklear. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but I was thinking in my head about Heather Graham. Oh, I thought you were thinking of Craig McLachlan.

No. Heather Graham is hot. Heather Graham is hot. Heather Graham is hot. Heather Lockley is fucking gorgeous. I'm looking at a photo of her right now. Craig McLaughlin, definitely the ugliest of those three. Who's Craig McLaughlin? Don't Google it. You'll know his face.

Oh, that guy. Oh, yeah. He's an Aussie. Yeah. Oh, my God. His middle name's Dougal. Yeah. And that's not the worst thing about him.

Trust me. Heather McLachlan. Two office ladies had this weird kind of feud going on. You know what I feel? They've been there for a while and there's a bit of a turf war. We have worked in an office. Yeah, where there's been turf wars. Yep.

And a couple of ladies. Yeah. Are we thinking of the same person? Yeah. Yeah. Traffic? Yes! Yeah.

One of them only drank decaf coffee. So one time the other lady threw out the decaf and filled up the decaf tin with regular coffee and all hell broke loose. We just fucked up. The next day she came into Shevel because she was up all night. The highs and lows of the next few days were crazy. This person said he was just like observing the feud from the other side of the bullpen.

Yeah, you're just tapping away like, oh, yeah. Mild revenge or wild revenge? Do you know what would make that milder? Would be, don't worry, Steph, I'll make you a coffee, and doing it once, tipping out the whole tin. No, that is fucking, a whole tin of international roast. You've invested in that then. You've paid money.

There's $3.80 you're not getting back. Never. Although it's probably the company's coffee that she's gone and done the thing. That's true. She's not investing in her crimes. Except, you know, when you have to bring something special into the office and it's yours. Yeah. Like you go, well, I only drink decaf.

And they go, well, actually, we don't buy that. You can have your international roast or you can bring in your own caramel latte and Escafe gold. And then you go, well, then that's my tin though. And if anyone touches it, I won't buy that. You can have your international roast or you can bring in your own caramel latte Nescafe Gold. And then you go, well, then that's my tin though. And if anyone touches it, I won't be happy. Tony's tin with a label maker. Yeah, exactly right. Or a big tea on the lid or something. So I reckon.

Tea, that's coffee. That'll throw them off. That's fucking funny. That'll throw them off. Just write tea and everyone's like, I don't think that is. Yeah. Joker. Oh, prankster. Yeah, I don't think that is. Yeah. Joker. Oh, Frank's that.

Yeah, I'll have some of that. Where do we draw the line between coffee chat but also like you're actually poisoning someone? Well, I was about to say like, is that like an allergy thing? Or, you know, like you could react really bad. Like that's pretty fucked up. So I think it's like a really fucked thing to do. Why? But like would have been like.

Hilarious. Well, just the fallout to not be part of it. You'd be like, that's really fucked up. But like, Shadacami. You know. Yeah. Like you'd be like, oh, did she deserve that? Yeah.

I don't think she did. I'm not saying she did. Now, no one do this next one to me. And I'll explain more in the next part of this episode because. Oh. This would kill me. No, the BuzzFeed article. Yep.

Hooking us through. Pool Shark Pete. Come again? Pool Shark Pete. Pool Shark Pete. That's his name. Great. On Reddit.

It's contributed. To get revenge on an a-hole co-worker. Asshole. Who I sit right next to. I got a whole packet of Sharpies and like took all the lids off and just like let them dry out. So I had a pack of like dried out Sharpies. Every time he left his desk, I grabbed one of the dried out ones, put it in place of his working one and like took the working one away. So then he gets back to his desk and gets work.

They must be, I don't know, draftees or drawing or designers or something. Fuck, that would piss me off so much. I can confirm after one week he is losing his fucking mind because he's, like, mid-drawing, gets a cup of tea, comes back, and he's like. Another fucking stop fucking working. Fuck. Goes and gets another one, and he's just sitting there next to him going.

Again, this would make you so mad. But I think it's pretty mild. That would do me in. I think that's pretty mild though. Again, no one's getting hurt. You're not poisoning fucking anyone like bloody old lasses from the other bloody coffee thing. I think this is pretty mild, but fuck, I would rip my hair out.

I actually think I'd quit. That would send me home. Yeah. Like, I don't think I could deal with that. I've seen people leave jobs for less than that. Oh, yes. I've wished people would leave jobs for less than that. Finally, Anne-Marie.

This one bloke I knew was an absolute plonker. Plonker? I like, God, you don't hear plonker enough, do you? No. Plonker? I hardly know her. Is that a certain part of it? Is that a British?

That's pretty British, yeah. He gave me the shit, so I paid for an ad in the local newspaper and advertised a garage sale for 7 a.m. on a Sunday morning at his house. Everything must go. Cheap prices. Come and get them. Bring your trailer. Is this where the garage sale?

Hello, is this where the garage sale is? You big plunker. Hello, Melinda. Fuck, you'd be angry. On a Sunday morning as well. A Sunday. And you'd probably go, oh, it's the only day I've got off this week. Yeah.

I'll tell you what's great. I reckon Anne-Marie, who's a tarpa, who did this. The singer, Anne-Marie. I believe so. Yeah. She wrote, she was filling out the form and she wrote 8am and then she goes, oh, 7. And it's not that much different. But it is.

Yeah. No, there is six hours between 7am and 8am on a Sunday morning. I will give you that. Thank you. There's GST on an hour on the weekend. But after 2pm on a Sunday morning. I will give you that. Thank you. There's GST on an hour on the weekend. But after 2pm on a Sunday, halftime. They just. You pay the time back in the afternoon because the Sunday afternoon you go,

oh, well, no, it was 2 o'clock a minute ago and now it's time for bed. I sneezed at 2 o'clock last Sunday and then when I finished sneezing, we were having dinner. In your bed. Sorry. I will not. After today's ep, I thought yesterday's would have, after today's, we will not be entering your poon for at least one more episode.

Okay. I think we'll be in your poon tomorrow with Angela. Hi, it's Ryan from Reservoir in Melbourne and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Yeah. Hi, it's Ryan from Reservoir in Melbourne, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. You can check out our Patreon at any time. There's a lot of, like, what is the word? Exclusive content over there. Like stuff that you'll only find there. There's a bingo going on at the moment for things that Tony says and a bit of editorial from Ryan the other day, but apparently we're

paying that bingo. This Saturday, there is a new episode of an exclusive show that we do there and there will be discussion on bingo. There'll be discussion on the name of the show, which has been voted on. A bit of a logistics chat I think needs to happen. But a big be discussion on the name of the show, which has been voted on. A bit of a logistics chat I think needs to happen. But a big shout out to a few of the people that'll see that. Camilla Jensen, good on you, Camilla. Or it might be Camilla, like Camilla Cabello.

Ashley, fucking love you, Ash. Camilla, sweetheart, let me show you a good time. Come here. That's very funny. Tapa McTarpface. Thanks, Tapa McTarpface. Love to see that. Thank you.

Kadrian Carter. I love you, Kadrian. We chat all the time. And Katie Hayes. Thanks, Katie Hayes. Good McTarpface. Love to see that. Thank you. Kadrian Carter. I love you, Kadrian. We chat all the time. And Katie Hayes. Thanks, Katie Hayes. Good on you guys. Fucking love to see it. Thanks for being part of it.

We can't do this without you. You know that meme that's like, don't marry someone until you've seen them work with slow internet? No, I haven't seen that, but it is very good. Well, it's sort of like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know he claims to be calm and carefree, but give that dog some slow Wi-Fi and let's see what he's really capable of. It really does bring out the worst in people, doesn't it? The worst.

Yeah, it's happened here a few times because there would be like 20 people using home Wi-Fi. Yep. So, yeah, it does bring out the worst in everyone. I'm not immune to a tech meltdown. Oh, sweetheart. I'm not very patient. When it comes to tech.

Oh, actually, yeah. You're a very patient person. But a slow Wi-Fi or something not working. What about a device that turns on that turns you into a different guy? This is our last week or so, I guess, in this office before we move to the new one. So as we heard yesterday, you attempted to order some carpet. Okay, I'm doing my best and we all said we'd move past it.

Now, do you remember my question about us getting a printer at the new place? And I guess more importantly, what did you learn about me from the way I asked it? Well, I didn't know that caps lock worked on your phone, but apparently it does. I got a message from Ryan that I'm pretty sure said something along the lines of like, should we get a new printer

at the new office that actually fucking works? Which bits were the caps locks? As the interior designer of the new office, yes, we can. I don't know what printers' deals are, but they just don't want to sync up to anything I want to print off. The amount of times I've saved to PDF so I could email it to my phone so I could print from there to the universe. Like just why is it so hard? You've never got ink. You're never connecting to shit that people want to print off. You're fucking expensive as fuck and you never fucking work.

Go fuck yourselves if you work for a printing company. And you know how at like a- Shout out to my dad who worked for a printing company for a very long time. You know how like you just mentioned like a university printer? Yeah. Fuck, there's nothing worse. Scan your ID card and you've sent it to the printer 19 times. Which library did you send it to? Like there's 18 different buildings. There's 25 people trying to print each printer at a time.

You scan your card but then you've sent it to the, or it's got the old stuff that you tried to print last time you scan your card but then you've sent it to the or it's got the old stuff that you tried to print last time you were there you've got no money on your credit fucking your computer one time connects to the printer and it goes oh here's your last three years worth of stuff you're trying to print and we'll start from back at the start yeah and then you go oh well i probably don't need my tax return from five years ago yeah i don't need the tickets to that music event i went to in 2007. Yeah, thank God.

It's already happened. Thank God they do tickets on the phone now because, honestly, I swear to God. Or a sporting event. They print your tickets and you go, don't fucking yell at me. And you go, well, obviously not. I won't be doing that. That's not going to happen.

Yeah, it is not fucking. And now, sorry, now printers are like, oh, it's better because it's on the Wi-Fi. No. Who's Wi-Fi? What Wi-Fi? It's not better by any means. Like there's actually nothing. So speaking of technology, Tony's trying to change the screens in the studio.

She's fucking them up. Apparently we're on a golf show. Fucking hell. Okay. The tech is not our friends. So I think the last few minutes may have painted a picture of our tolerance and patience towards technology. Making things wireless doesn't make it better.

Remember plugging shit in? Do you remember plugging shit in? Okay, so because of this, I used to have a mouse that you could plug in and I copped it from everyone, probably including Tony Robbins. I actually do remember you being. Oh, fucking hell, things in 1994, man. Have you got Windows 8 on there? And it was also because, like, when you would take your laptop

from, like, somewhere to a meeting room or whatever, you would have your little mouse, like, dangling with you, which is just the darkest fucking thing ever. Yeah, okay. Just use the touchpad, mate. Okay, so technical chat. Technical chat. Audio queen chat.

Audio queen technical chat. When you're editing audio or doing an episode thread and stuff, the touchpad's hard when it gets fiddly. I will give you that. Yep, yep, yep. Because I would love to just use the touchpad because that's one less fucking Wi-Fi connection, Bluetooth thing, fucking right off. You know I like losing shit?

You do a lot. Let me tell you the state of play with my mouses. Mouses? Mouses? More than one mouse. Multiple mouse. Mice. This is the state of the Micean.

The Mice of the Tarp Mice. Mice Nation. The tape mouses. Currently, I have a Bluetooth mouse at home. Great. Treat yourself. I have a Bluetooth. I keep saying.

Bluetooth. Bluetooth. A Bluetooth, I keep saying. Bluetooth. Bluetooth. A Bluetooth moose. Oh, a chocolate moose. That would make it better, wouldn't it? If you had a choccy moose. You should do that. You'll have to see it one day.

I think I will. First episode. It was actually. I have a Bluetooth mouse. A Bluetooth moose. Here in the office. Yep. And I think I went to the new office the other day and I had to do a days of editing and

I was like, I'll do it at the new office because we're moving over, but I just need to sit down in a quiet space. And I got there and I'm like, fuck, I don't have a moose with me. Um, so, and I'm like, got to edit and I don't need a touchpad. So I drive all the way to Northland. Went to J.B. Half-Heart Northland. Yeah.

And I bought one. And then as soon as I got back, I was like, oh, there's my mouse. I did bring it. So there's two mouses. Yeah. But I'd already connected the new one. But the old one is like, no, no, I'm still connected to all good. And then they didn't.

I would have started crying. I would have started crying. Yeah. So then I packed my bags and came back to the office, like the original office, and suddenly I've got three me's on the go. Three mouses. And they all, it's like they're having their own turf war. Don't get the decaf out.

I want to be his mouse today. Yeah. Now, I think what had happened is one of them was in my backpack still working, but as something was like rustling or like it was upside down and it's like the pressure of it's like clicking. It's a self-mouse. It's a self-mouse. And then so that's clicking.

And then I've also got, how many keyboards do I have on the golden? Well, I'd say that. And they're all called keyboard. Yeah. And so you said to me, and you saw me at my lowest. Actually, I really did. I did witness this and I thought, fuck, everything okay at home. You said, why don't you call it, like, which one's called, like,

Ryan Keyboard? I was like, they're all just called Keyboard. They're all just called Keyboard. And they're also all called Mouse. Like, you've got three. I don't care which one it is, just what you want to have at work. Sorry. I'm at work.

Sorry. The other day, Mabel had found keyboard three in the next room at home. And she's just tapping. She loves a keyboard. And people with babies will know this. A remote, the air conditioner clicker. They love buttons and anything that does that. And it makes a little noise, so it's quite thrilling.

So she's in the next room pressing the number five because that's just where her cute little thingy is. It's on number five. And she's just tapping number five. Meanwhile, dad's in the next room trying to do some work and he's writing something. Where are these fucking fives coming from? Should I read what I wrote? I don't know.

Were you trying to buy tickets to five? We tried to go to that last week. It was sold out. Is that what you were trying to do? This episode we've actually got a sponsor of Hubble. We do. Which I'll tell you about in a second. Do you want me to read the line I have to write?

Today's five is five, five. You love to five, see it, five, five, five, brought to you, Hubble five. Who the fuck is typing this? And they're going to be really happy with that. Fusing five, Australia five, five for five, five, five, five in T 5, channels. So Mabel's an author. Woo! Now, when I figured this out, it's obviously quite cute and funny.

But for the 45 minutes where I didn't know what the fuck was going on, I nearly had a fucking breakdown. 45 minutes? Actually, it was 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5. Min 5, it's 5. Five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five. Min five, it's five. Oh, yeah, okay. Well. And then when you, so.

Do we need to. The thing with keyboards is. Yeah. Is every keyboard thinks they are the only keyboard. They don't like other keyboards coming in. They don't. But then the other ones they don't like coming in, they're like, but this is my spot.

And then, heaven forbid, there's a keyboard attached to my fucking laptop as well, and then they're getting like, hey, guys, I need you to sort this out. I'm actually attached here. I was born here. You were brought here. From JB Hi-Fi. Yeah.

I was grown here. You were flown from JB Hi-Fi. That was good from you. I'm in no fucking tears. Sorry. Yeah, sorry. Do we need to have a bit of a technical cleanse where you remove all Bluetooth items and we turn them all off and then we turn one on and

that's the one that you use and the rest of them we remove from your list and we rename it and we say Ryan's keyboard, do not touch. Ryan's mouse, do not touch. When you saw me at my lowest yesterday, it was quite scary actually. I had to like, you suggested this. And

after a quick three hours, we got it done. All great. See, the reason I suggested it again is because I left. I was like, well, I can't do it. No, we did that. So all the other ones were disconnected. Oh, so it is actually disconnected.

So then I packed up, went home, and had to do some work last night. But, of course, my home keyboard's been disconnected, hasn't it? We told it to fuck my home mouse right off. And then I get home and start trying to use the home mouse and it goes, well, who's fucking coming back now? You told me to go fuck myself earlier today. And it starts to cry. The mouse starts to cry.

I'm actually sweating. I'm so upset. That's just tears and that's okay. They're sweat through my eye pupils. I'm not crying. It's just sweat from my eyeballs. I'm just really hot. Okay.

But is it better, though, that now you could rename, sorry, I'm trying to find a bright side, you could rename that like Ryan Home Mouse because that's what mine's called. So I've got like Tony Mouse Home, Tony Keyboard Home, and then at work. Why does it have to be so hard? I thought technology was supposed to improve our lives. That's not hard, though, is it? Isn't it? Isn't it?

Isn't it? You just do it one time and then you go, oh. Oh, that's what the printer said. Oh. God, no one's safe. I just want everyone to know that I'm not at my best this week. You are at your best, but tech, it gets us down sometimes. It's not my area.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we aren't tech guys. It's not my area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we aren't tech guys. We've always said that. We're not tech guys. And I'm not, I am a cool, breezy, beautiful cover girl, just not around technology. This is the thing. When you said before that you're not calm,

I corrected you because you are a calm guy, but this just brings out the worst in you because it's just frustrating. It is. But have you gotten all your gobbles out? It is. So let's move on to the You Love to See It. And today's You Love to See It 5 is 5 brought to you 5 by Hubble. My love to see it.

In all seriousness, though. My love to see it is that a company has sponsored You Love to See It. It's very exciting. It is. It's brought to you by Hubble, fusing Australia's favourite streaming apps, TV channels and sport into one single experience. Visit hubble.com.au to learn more. Don't you love to see that, Tony?

You do love to see that. What have you got? My love to see it is... Five! Sorry. Lucy Kello shared this with us. And, yeah, I love to see that my cousin and I moved to Ireland from Melbourne. Oh, shit.

It was really difficult, but we needed a bit of a change of scenery. It was expensive and it was stressful. Because, like, moving anywhere is just awful. You should try moving offices with Wi-Fi. I was about to say, try moving mouses. And Lucy says, but it's all turned around because she finally got dicked by an Irish lad on the weekend. Don't you love to see that?

Get that spot in you. Yeah, we love to see that? Yeah, that's spotting you. Yeah, we love to see that loose. Good on you. It did get loose, I guess. And thanks for sending that in. Yeah, I just thought, like, what a turn of events. Stressful, difficult, fucking Irish guy. Got an Irish dick in me and I'm going to let Tony and Ryan know.

Yeah. Yes. Let us know. I love to see that. What do you love to see? Jessica says, I live alone and often struggle to find motivation to cook for myself. Isn't that true when you're home alone and you go, am I going to go to all that effort just for me or am I just going to buy something to

shoot from down the road? Yeah. Or like just have some toast. I'm so bad. If Torbs is out late or whatever, I'll just have toast because I actually really enjoy it. Nah, toast is great. What do you put on toast?

It's so nice. I'm in a real peanut butter phase at the moment. Crunchy? Yeah. Every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Jessica said, I've saved the episodes of Tony and Ryan. Instead of listening in the morning.

Yeah. I now listen at the end of the day. So I put my head, like the podcast on and then make dinner. So she goes, now I don't want to get into deep science chat. Yep. But you know how in Atomic Habits that we read three years ago and didn't implement anything into our lives. You know how he's like, make it fun.

Yeah. Well, habits stack. Yeah. But she goes, now I associate making dinner with getting to listen to the podcast. So it doesn't feel like a chore. It's like, oh, I get to do this thing. Because that's like my, that's great. Because part of atomic habits is like make it enjoyable.

No one's going to go for a run every day if you fucking hate running and punish yourself. Reduce the, what is it, barrier to entry. Yeah, something. Like make it easy for yourself. We didn't implement anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, James Clear. Yeah, sorry.

He's doing fine. Yeah, he's doing all right. Yeah. So instead of thinking about how much I'm not looking forward to cooking, I reframe it and I'm looking forward to listening to a podcast with my friends and making some delicious food. Love that. Fuel your body.

Fuck yeah. It may sound simple, but it's caused something that caused me a lot of stress and anxiety has actually become a lot easier. So thank you for helping me make sure this girl eats right each night. That's amazing. Don't you fucking love to see that? Oh, I love helping people eat. That's my favourite thing.

Yeah, yeah. Of course. Thanks to our good friends. Yeah, yeah. It's good. Of course, thanks to our good friends at Hubble. Yep. Get on board. Today's You Love To See It is brought to you by Hubble. Fusing Australia's favourite streaming apps, TV channels and sport into a single experience. I feel like such a grown-up.

Five. Visit hubble.com.au to learn more. We're back tomorrow. Tomorrow. With Angela White. Angela White tomorrow. Do yourself a favour. Have a Google tonight.

Yeah. Incognito. Incognito mode. Don't do it at work. Don't connect to a Bluetooth speaker. We've had some tech issues. Our producer, James, also had some tech issues at home when he was doing some show research. We're not going to get into it.

It was work. It was hard work. Hard work. I've heard hard work. Hard work. I've heard that before. Hard work. But thank you very much for listening and we'll chat to you tomorrow. Love you. Bye.

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