Toni and Ryan - Ryan's Mum's Mattress

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

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Hello? Hi, is that Bethany? It is, yeah. Hi, it's Tony and Ryan. Hi. Rise and shine. Good evening, middle of the night. Where are you?

What time is it? It is just after 3 a.m. Oh, my God. Well, before you either go to bed or get up for the day, depending on what kind of lifestyle you lead, would you approve this podcast? I can, yeah. Oh, great.

Woo! Where do we find you today? In Newcastle in the UK. In Newcastle. Oh, that's sweet. Are people in Newcastle, they're called Novacastrians? No. Because that's what people in Newcastle in Australia are called.

Oh, no. It's like Geordies, isn't it, in Newcastle? Geordies, yeah. Oh, sorry. This is Tony's area. It is Geordie Shore, yeah. Hi, it's Bethany from Newcastle in the UK and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.

I need to start this episode with a warning. Tony and I have both just eaten some cheesy balls and our mouths are sticky. I've just put my, oh, that sounds awful, doesn't it? I've just put my Invisalign back in as well so that, like, because you know how you're only allowed to have them out for fucking three minutes a day or whatever. So does that mean you've got cheese on the inside of the Invisalign and it's, like, sticking to your teeth?

I hope not. Oh, I can see bits. Oh, can you? I've tried to sort myself out. Hopefully it's fine. Let's not post any videos from this episode. Good call, good call. First up, Normal or Nah?

Yay. So Normal or Nah is where we... You okay? Every week. Those cheese balls get to you. It fucks me off. Have I done something to fuck you off? Yeah, you tried to explain Normal or Nah when the title clearly explained everything you need to know.

Well, I don't get it. You wouldn't. Hey, I named Normal or Nah. You did. Yeah. It was originally going to be. Fun or fucked. Yeah, which was a bit too graphic.

Yeah. Yeah, and also you can't like imagine if, say, this would never happen, but like imagine if there was like a Tony and Ryan TV show or, you know, something like that. Or like a podcast that goes on apps that people listen to in their car with their kids in it. No, no, no, but like if there was a TV show where it's like you weren't really controlling who was seeing it

and then we're like fun or fucked and people are like, well. Well, normal or nah? And people are like, whoa. Whoa. Normal or nah? Tony and Ryan board game. Didn't we suggest this once before? Did we? Oh, probably. Okay, anyway.

Normal or nah? Well, there was Tony and Ryan Monopoly and it had all different type of houses in it. Did it? Yeah. Did that happen? Yeah. When? I was like, go straight to the barber.

Did that happen? Oh, you must have been away that episode. All right, normal or nah? I don't think that happened. Using secondhand mattresses. That's a nah from me. That's a big nah from me. That's a.

So when I was about. Oh, God. Actually, when I was about 15. Yeah. I got a new, I got a double. Went from the single to the double. Oh, yeah. Okay.

That's a big move. It is. I wasn't allowed a double bed until I was 18. Wasn't allowed it? Yeah. Like my mum would double like, no, you're not allowed a double bed until you're 18. Oh, actually might've been younger, but I had to buy it. Yeah.

We just like weren't allowed. And so I found it like this guy that had like a bunch of them in a, but I had to buy it. Yeah, we just like weren't allowed. And so I found it, like this guy that had like a bunch of them in a garage secondhand for cash. He had a bunch of mattresses. That's weird. Yeah. And to be honest, didn't really think much about it until about 15 seconds

ago. That's weird, mate. And it was from Box Hill. If you're from Melbourne and you know that area, that'll say a lot. So you went to this guy's house. Paid cash. And got a double. But you just bought a mattress out of someone's garage. Yeah, and base.

I mean, Grandpa went round, picked it up in the trailer. And he just had heaps of beds. Yeah. Of all the people he's killed and he's selling their beds. I don't know. You know, the more questions you ask, the answers aren't going to get any better. That's really fucked. It gets more fucked.

Oh. So I get my new bed. Yeah. And the reason I decided to get it, because mum decided to upgrade her one. Oh. And I was like, oh, that's great. Maybe I'll buy my own.

And then I saved up all my money and whatever. Why didn't you just have her bed that she upgraded? Oh, sorry. Sorry. So as I'm getting excited with my double bed. Yeah. And my mate Dave goes, oh, what a great idea. Dave Parsons. Oh, sorry. Sorry. So as I'm getting excited with my double bed. Yeah. And my mate Dave goes, oh, what a great idea. Dave Parsons.

Yeah, Dave Parsons. So much more space. So great. And then so mum's getting her new mattress and Dave says to my mum, what are you doing with the old one, Mandy? Normal or nah? Nah. Well, for Dave, that was pretty fucking normal.

Mum's like, I was going to throw it out, but I mean, why, you want it? And he was like, yep. And then Dave's dad, Big Jimbo Parsons, comes around with his trailer and picks up Mum's mattress and takes it back to his place. It's a queen as well, not even a double. Why didn't you just take your Mum's mattress? I think the timing wasn't quite right. Like there was a bit of crossover or something, I'm not sure,

but all I remember is Dave coming around and then I explained to Dave because mum goes, oh, this is my first new mattress in like 20-odd years. So she was really excited. You were probably conceived on them. Well, I explained that, Dave, I was probably conceived on that mattress. Does that freak you out? Then my mate Dave explained adoption to me. Oh!

And I just... LAUGHTER And now I'm going to have to explain it to Tony. To me? Oh, my God, I literally did not even put two... I mean, for Hollywood and poetic purposes, the line, you were probably conceived on that bed, makes a lot of sense.

But obviously if we start thinking about the biology of it, probably wasn't, you know what I'm saying? That's very funny. I mean, if I was, what were the chances? Did you plan for me to say that? No. I can't believe that. I just did not even think.

Because I was like, oh, if you were 15, 20 years, oh, my God. Probably. A lot going on today. Wow. It's the cheese balls. It's the cheese balls. It's the cheese balls. They've really got to us. And then Dave used that as his bed for five, ten years, something like that.

Yeah, sleeping on someone else's bed even for a night, I'm like, oh, it's their bed. Really? Not that I wouldn't do it and it's not like a snobby thing. It's literally just like this is someone else's personal space. This is their sanctuary of like at the end of a hard day, they're in their bed, it's cosy, it's theirs. Like the same way that you have the doona that you like

or the pillows you like. Like I don't like the idea of other people nesting up in my bed either. So I don't know if this is because all my friends didn't live close to each other. Yeah. There was never like, oh, movie's finished. I'm just going to walk home. We all stayed at each other's houses all the time.

Yeah. All the time. This sounds like not in a like slutty way because that's not what this is about, genuinely. I reckon probably 50 or 60 people over the journey would have stayed in my house, in my room when I was a teenager. Yeah. Like, say, one thaggy's down the coast a few hours away, right? But there was like a volleyball school.

So there was a few girls in the state team and a few guys in the state team. So it was like they had to come up to Melbourne for training and stuff. And you can imagine two hours drive. Yeah, you want to stay in my room? No, but like we'd hang out and stuff. Oh, we've got training next day. Oh, you're going to make your parents come and pick you up when you're 16, drive you all the way home. So then in the morning you're like, oh, guys, just crash at'd hang out and stuff. Oh, we've got training next day. Oh, you're going to make your parents come and pick you up when you're 16, drive you all the way home so then in the morning you're like,

oh, guys, just crash at mine, it's fine. And then, you know, later in the year when we're down in Montthaggy, like we'll crash at yours. And it was a really innocent, easy thing to do. And all of our friends would stay at everyone else's place. Totally. Jump in each other's beds. It's not a really big deal.

And then it's weird when I, because in hindsight, maybe it sort of seems a bit like, is everyone sleeping around? But looking back, people are like, you just slept in each other's, these teenagers just sleeping in beds? It freaks people out. It doesn't bother me because I'm like, oh, you're probably all having sex. Yeah. And as a teenager, I did that too.

Like we were all like sleeping in each other's beds all the time and it was like, it was just fine. It was so normal. But I think now as an adult, I'm like, oh, but we were all like sleeping in each other's beds all the time and it was like it was just fine. It was so normal. But I think now as an adult I'm like, oh, but my bed is like when you're a kid, you fucking eat in your bed, you do your homework in your bed, like it just doesn't matter. But now as an adult I'm like, oh, my bed's actually the only place where I like don't work or like don't.

So you and I have got a trip next week. We're going to Sydney. Yeah. Are we in the same, we're not in the same bed? Well, I didn't even know where we were staying. And then you said, oh, I've got all the info. And I was like, did someone email that to you? You're like, yep, I don't have any information.

Because I'm the organised one of the two of us. Get fucked. Excuse me? Don't do that. No, you're not. Don't do what? You are not the organised one out of the two of us. Have I organised a place to stay in Sydney?

Well, no. Have I organised a way to stay in Sydney? Well, no. Have I organised a way to get there? Somebody else was organising it. Who were they organising it? And the people that are organising it, they were organising it. And then you changed the plan and so you spoke to them. And that's fine. But I didn't get any information.

And then actually I was very proud of myself. When you were messaging me that, I was like, oh, I haven't seen an email. You were like, yep, I've got it. And I was like, oh, I want the information. And then actually I was very proud of myself. When you were messaging me that, I was like, oh, I haven't seen an email. You were like, yep, I've got it. And I was like, oh, I want the information. This is like internally. I was like, I really want the information. Then I was like, actually, I don't need it.

Do you want the information? It sounds like you want the information. I mean, like I do want it. But I was like, you know what? I don't need to worry myself about that because it doesn't actually, like I don't really need to know it right now. It's true. We'll get there and we'll figure it out.

Tony will get there and figure it out and Dave now has two kids. No? I don't get it. Oh, he took the mattress and he's conceived two kids of his own. All right, let me call Dave's partner, Kimmy. They've had two kids probably on that bed. Oh, we need to settle this. Hey, Ryan.

Kimmy, it's Ryan. I'm here with Tony as well and we're on the podcast. Hi, Kimmy. Hi, Tony. How are you? Good, thanks. We've never met before. This is the first time.

Just a quick one. We were talking about the fact that Dave took my mum's mattress when we were like 15 when my mum got a new one. Are you guys still using that or have you got a new one since then? No, he upgraded in 2012. Oh, thank God for that. So you never would like have slept in that one? I did sleep in, yeah.

Ryan was conceived in there. Didn't know it was your mum. Yeah, when mum had finished with it after 20 years, Dave and Jim came and got it. Yeah, right. No, you did not know that. Well, you do now. So have a fun chat with Dave later.

See ya. That's disgusting. Apologies to Kim who just found out. Yeah. That she slept in. That was live reaction. That was real life. Shit. Sorry, Kim who just found out. Yeah. That she slept in. That was live reaction. That was real life. Shit.

Sorry, Kimmy. Normal or nah? Eating kiwi fruit with the skin on. Oh, nah. I don't like people that do that. Danielle Johnston said, my son is zero waste. He eats kiwi fruit like an apple and just hoes in. The whole thing.

Yeah. But what about the really tough parts at the ends? You know how on a kiwi fruit there's like the, I guess, where it drops off the vine or whatever, and it's got that really tough part at the top? I just couldn't do it. It's like when people eat an entire apple, I'm like, the seeds and the core and stuff, like where it gets a bit tough?

Yeah, no way. It's not for me. Although I don't mind the kiwi. I don't know if this is a freaky weird thing, but the texture, the rough texture of the outside of the kiwi fruit, I for some reason like that. Do you eat an entire kiwi fruit when you eat it? Well, we'd cut it into slices, but I'd still eat the skin and stuff.

Sure. See, when I eat a kiwi fruit, I like slice it in the middle and then like eat. Scoop it out. Eat it out. Yeah. Sorry, don't talk about eat it out in your mum's mattress. That's the episode title for today.

Normal or nah? This is fucking funny. Normal or nah? Feeling like you have to offer people sweets, gum or a chip whenever you open a new packet. I'm going to say normal because I like the social kindness of, yeah, of being like, oh, did you want one? But I would always politely say no.

But you say yes. I'd say it is normal, but I'm with Claudia who sent this through. Yeah. Hi, Claudia. Claudia, society has created this weird fucking rule where it's now like I'm the rude one if I don't offer. I wanted it, so I bought it. So keep your freeloading hands to your fucking self. I do get that. You open a bag of mints and you're like, yeah, do you want one? Yeah, I've got to offer you. If I don't, I'm an arsehole. Legally, I have to offer you one.

I actually do get that. Or it's like if you're sitting down and eating and you're like, say you and I went to a, we're at the pub, you'd already eaten. I order a chicken parmigiana. You don't get anything. You go, no, I already ate. And then I'm sitting there, but there's chips on the plate. So I go, oh, did you want a chip, mate? And you go, oh, yeah.

Well, didn't you fucking already eat? Well, apparently you weren't fucking hungry. Yeah. For someone who wasn't hungry, you're hoeing holding into those chips don't you dare put in that sauce yeah so i i do get that actually but i always i always offer but if people offer to me i generally would be like no i'm fine thank you yeah because you're too polite yeah because i just feel because i'm like you're obviously offering because you feel like you have to because society's rural yeah not because you genuinely want me to have one of your chips or you meanints or whatever. How many times in your life have you been offered something,

said yes, and then that person fucking hates you for it? Oh, definitely that's happened. Does that keep you up at night? Um. I think you've already answered that. Hi, it's Bethany from Newcastle in the UK and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A big thank you to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon.

Kai Brook, thank you so much. Lisa Monalot, very funny. Jade Taylor, Lila McLennan, Cassie McElroy,. Kai Brook, thank you so much. Lisa Monalot, very funny. Jade Taylor, Lila McLennan, Cassie McElroy, Michael Renton, thank you. Rory Thornton, Tam Skipgill, Alexander George Nash, Jennifer Hansen, Jack Wilkinson and Xtina. I had a message during the week from... Christina Aguilera. Oh, the original.

Yeah. Must be. I don't know who else it would be. I got a message this week from Liana Brutalen. Oh, Liana Brutalen. And she said, oh, great to be part of the thing. We were just chatting about whatever, something that I posted. And I said, sorry that I've pronounced your name probably 46 different ways

over the journey. And she goes, oh, no, I love it. Can't wait for number 50. So we're on our way. Oh, well, thanks, Lana Bingening. And I really appreciate that. Now, can we all agree that going about our daily life would be a lot better if we had a hype man, someone to just pump us up all the time?

I think it depends. Okay, Tony's on the defensive because she's felt some of the hype I've tried to do during the week. Is that fair? Were they fake? What? What are you talking about? Well, when I picked you up to record the podcast,

you were like, your hair looks so good. Oh, you look so good. No, that was real. Your hair does look good. And when I went to the hair, was the hairdresser a hype man thing? How about I just tell the story? Don't. When you became a rapper last week and I was just doing the,

yeah! Yeah. I love that you called yourself Lil' Ryan John. That's so funny. I didn't hate being Lil' Ryan John and being a hype man. That's good. So when you got your hair done the other day, what happened when you were there?

It did not even click. I had just sat down in the chair, so I got there. Your hair looks great, by the way. Thank you. Stop it. Keep going. I sat down and I was talking with the girl, Bridget, who was going to be doing my hair, and the salon manager at Bob

in South Yarra, she walks over and she's like, oh, would it be okay if we took a before and after of your hair and everything? And I was like, oh, absolutely. Is that almost standard procedure these days in an Instagrammy beautiful beauty salon? Okay, so I was explaining this to Torbs. Yeah. The worse you look.

In the before. The worse you look when you walk in there, they'll go, yeah. Here's one. Let's take a before and after of her. Oh, so it's a bit of an insult because if you look hot as fuck there, they'll go, yeah. Here's one. Let's take a before and after of her. Oh, so it's a bit of an insult because if you look hot as fuck before, you're like, oh. It's like a backhanded compliment because you're like, oh, it's going to look so good at the end, which it will.

But if you walk in there and look crook as fuck, they're like, oh, we'll get a fucking before and after of that one. I've just realised every time I've signed up to a new gym, they're like, did you want some before shots? And you go, no, no, I didn't sign up here to change this. I just signed up here because society tells me I should want to. Because I'd like to use the sauna. It's not about me losing weight.

But the worse you look as you walk in there, the more likely it is that they'll ask. And my hair was looking, it hadn't been done for like six, seven months. And anyway, the salon manager's like, could we take some before and after photos? I was like, yeah, that's totally fine. She's like, oh, hang on, sorry, that's the phone. Then she comes back and I thought she was just coming back to take after photos. I was like, yeah, that's totally fine. She's like, oh, hang on, sorry, that's the phone. Then she comes back and I thought she was just coming back

to take the photos and she goes, Tony, there's a phone call for you. And I was like, oh, the damn paparazzi. And it was you. And she goes, I fucking can't believe I didn't click that this is what it was. She goes, oh, we've just had a call from someone for you. And I was like, oh, who was it? She goes, um, Ryan?

And I was like, oh, what did he say? And she goes, he wanted me to tell you that you look really good today. Hype man. Hype man. And they all were like, oh, that's so sweet. It was sweet. They're correct. And I was like, oh, that's so sweet. It was sweet. And I was like, oh, did he pay? I asked if he paid the bill.

Fuck no, your hair cost a fortune. Yeah, fucking did as well. Could have used you chipping in. And she goes, that's so sweet. Like you guys seeing each other. She thought that it was like you were trying to tune me. I should have explained that I was the hype man and not someone trying to get some action. Yeah have explained that I was the hype man and not someone

trying to get some action. Yeah, and then they're like, oh, who? And I was like, oh, it's my friend, like my friend from work. And they're like, oh. They think that fucking Gary from Accounts has gone, I know that Tony's getting her head up. I'm going to call her and tell her she looks good. Yeah, get her head up.

Fucking soft. Yeah, and then so I had to explain like our relationship and whatever. But anyway, I shouldn't, I didn't even click that that's what you were doing. I mean, next thing you'll tell me is you didn't even think to check the hype man hotline. What's the hype man hotline? Are you joking? You didn't check the hype man hotline?

What's the hype man hotline? Have a listen. Hey there, you've called the hype man hotline. Just leave your hypey message after the beep. Hey Tony, it's James McDonald here. I'm just calling from my Ecosymmetris. I was just calling to say that your hair is so fetch. I think I might be a little bit less gay now.

Hi Tony, Felicia Lodge. It's Minit calling from the big treadmill. I just wanted to let you know that your hair looks absolutely fucking stunning. Hey, Tony, Smosh Smodgers here. Just leaving this voice message to let you know that your hair looks absolutely fucking amazing. Hey, Tony, it's Annabelle. Just reaching out because I could not stop myself. I had to.

Your hair? Stunning. Obsessed. Love it. You're going on my Pinterest board next time I get my hair done. When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press 1 for more options. So that was the hype man

hotline that you haven't checked. Check your voicemails, mate. Fuck. That's really sweet. Well, I'm not done yet. The hype man is not finished. Are you okay? Yeah, that was really sweet. Are you okay? Yeah, that was really sweet. Are you crying? None of them have seen it. They have.

None of them have seen it. They have. Because she recorded it. Don't accuse me of recording that in advance. That was live. Wow. They've messaged that in since this morning. Are you crying?

No. The hype man is not supposed to induce tears. It's supposed to be. It's like really sweet, but I'm laughing. Imagine if I walked in here and it looked really bad. You'd shaved it off. Oh, my. We're just taking a moment where Tony wipes away the tears

from her beautiful eyes. Oh, my God. You actually just don't want my ego to get any bigger. That's what I'm worried about. It's a concern. Final hype man task of the week. Yeah. Every week I'm on the morning show on Channel 7.

I feel like every country has a morning TV news. Totally, yeah. They're all the same show. It's news but it's also like current affairs and like, oh, the bloody librarian at the school's retiring after 75 years and shit like that, like feel good stuff. Feel good stuff, yeah. And so I'm just one of those random talking heads. Oh, talking about today's topics, it's like a five-minute segment.

You do such a good job at it though. Thank you, thank you. But, hey, who's hype and who in this segment? Oh, sorry. You suck. Thank you. Thank you. But, hey, who's hype and who in this segment? Oh, sorry. You suck. Thank you. And so every week when I'm done, I chat to the producers. I just have like a one-minute chat going, hey, was that okay?

Was that cool? And they're like, yeah, it's all good. And every week I go, you know who'd be great on this? Tony Lodge. So I've been pushing that. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. And they go, yeah.

And I think I've said this to you before. They're like, we've actually got lots of. Heaps of women. Females. We actually struggle to get guys. But like, you know, if something comes up, sure. And so every week I'm like, oh, just keep in mind, like fucking Tony's ready to go, blah, blah, blah.

I don't want to do it. And then I pitched an idea. Yeah. Don't say you don't want to do it because that would have been really fucking handy about four days ago. Okay. No, I want to do it. I pitched an idea to Regan, who's one of the producers there.

To the TV? Yeah. Then Regan texted me back. Let me just read this. Hey, Ryan, I pitched to the EP and the director of morning television. Loved your idea. When you're in Sydney next week, we'll do a segment with both of you on the couch in the studio

that will be blasted across the country. So it'll be Tony, Ryan, Larry and Kylie for a five-minute spot. What's the... What do we have to do? What? What's the idea? We've got a week to figure that out. The hype man has hyped you to the networks

and Tony Lodge will be making her national television debut. Luckily I've had my fucking hair done. I waited until this week. And Larry said your hair looked good. Did you not want, didn't like the? No, I'm pumped. Yeah, that's great. I thought I'd done a good job.

Do you want me to play the hotline again? No, no. I'll play the hotline again. I'm blown away. But what's the thing that we have to do? I'd done a good job hot landing. Do you want me to play the hotline again? No, no. I'll play the hotline again. I'm blown away. But what's the thing that we have to do? Do I have to organise something? Nah. Should we wear matching outfits?

Maybe this wasn't a good idea. Okay. Sorry. Your hair, though. We'll sort out the bits and pieces between now and then. Oh, my God. So we're doing it? Yeah.

Next Wednesday, Channel 7 in the morning. Next Wednesday, we've got something on on Wednesday. between now and then. Oh, my God. So we're doing it? Yeah. Oh. Next Wednesday, Channel 7 in the morning. Next Wednesday, we've got something on, on Wednesday. Don't we? Yeah, this. Oh! Mate, you know what? Next week. I actually just need to let you do your thing sometimes.

What do you mean? I'm sorry if I'm ever overbearing and don't let you just do your thing. What do you mean? Because, like, I was like, oh, what's the info? Like, what are we doing for this and what's this and whatever? Hang on. There's been a reason why I've been out of the loop. It's because we had to change flights from Sydney

because we had a TV thing to do that you didn't know about at the time. Oh! And I got us a late check-out at the hotel, which is walking distance to the TV station. You're fucking welcome. You're right. Maybe let good old hype man Ryan do his thing. Because yesterday when you, I was like, I don't have any information.

Yeah, don't worry about it. I've got it covered. And then I was like, I'm just going to chill out and not worry about it. You see, I just need to trust you. Yep. I'm just getting you TV gigs, mate. Oh, all right. Do you want me to keep hyping or are you a bit hyped up now?

No, keep hyping. All right. Keep hyping. And if you want to message the hype man hotline. The hype man hotline. Yeah, if there's a. And if you want to message the Hotman Hotline. The Hotman Hotline. Yeah, if there's a hotline for just people who tell me that I'm hot, no messages on that one this week. Mate, I'll just call you all the time.

That's what I'm doing with you. I'm calling you saying you're looking good, baby, and then I just hang up. My love to see it is actually kind of like a hype man hotline. Sorry, I just wanted to make sure i didn't say hot man again um from our group so in our tony and ryan podcast facebook group everybody has become friends it's like the most beautiful thing everyone's looking out for each other helping out and take a note of what people like what they don't like i got a message from olivia

she's part of our facebook group she She's all over the place. She's fucking everywhere. And she sent me an Instagram story from a brand that I like that I've mentioned once on this podcast. And she said, pretty sure I remember you mentioning this brand once was the one that you got Torbs to buy clothes for. Like, remember when I asked him because they had, like, they were dropping something and I was going to be working while they were doing it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He bought the clothes. They were doing a one-off, one-hour 50% off sale, and Olivia sent it straight through to me. She said, girl, get to that sale. Your finance team would approve. That, you do love to see that. Isn't that just like such girl code, hype girl stuff? Hey, you see a sale.

You know they want that thing. Hook them up. Hook them up. Hook them up. Yeah. Isn't that just like you're doing a social. God's work. Yeah. Fuck social.

It's just God's work. So thanks for that, Liv. Thanks for all of our friends in the Facebook group. What a legend. You know what I'd love to see this week? My hair. Your hair. Oh, you're not.

Your hair. You're not doing that. Did you want me to give you another spin? No, no, no, no, no. All good. I'll just call Annabelle or Smosh Smodges after this. I can play the hotline again if you want. No, absolutely not.

This is what Smosh Smodges, Annabelle, James and Monique DeRosa love to do. Hey there, you've called the hype man hotline. Just leave your hypey message after the beep. It's a good message for me. Good message. All right, yeah, what do you love to say that is in my hair? Macy. She goes to college and she works at a movie theatre

and she said that the job's not the most exciting, you know, she's getting the popcorn with her, but she's doing it while she's studying, she's paying her way, like, power to you, good on you. Yeah, we've all had shitty jobs that we were like, they're just getting me through uni or high school. I actually don't like when people talk down about that. I'm like, hey, you're fucking doing the best thing. You're funding your education.

You're living your life, getting a bit of beer money, having fun. Don't apologise, mate. Keep up the good work. It's never about the role for me, saying that the role's a shitty job. I'm just like, that's just not what I want to do. Like when I was working at Coles, it was a great job, but I was like, this isn't what I want to do forever. And I'm sure that makes you feel the same.

Doing my studies. It is what it is. Good for you. She says, though, the best part of her job, and let me just get our little fun music going. Yeah. There's this dad who's got a four-year-old daughter and the four-year-old daughter just loves the Disney movies. So every time there's a Disney movie, they'll probably come two or three times. Oh, cute.

It's just like daddy-daughter time, big Disney movies. Yeah. And every time the four-year-old daughter comes dressed as a different Disney princess. Oh, bless. And the dad comes dressed as a Disney prince. And he's wearing a full costume and, you know, the funny little hats and all the stuff. So they're both, like, dressed the same, the dad and the four-year-old. And she just goes, every time I see them walk in, she looks so happy. He looks like a little

embarrassed, but he's like super proud of his daughter. And like, Macy just said, it's the sweetest thing that makes my job the best. So thanks for sharing that with us. Meow-see! Cat and meow-see! Catch you tomorrow. Oh, don't forget to watch the True Meow-me

show. We'll talk about that tomorrow. Love you, bye.