Toni and Ryan - Ryan's Second Biggest Mistake

Episode Date: January 19, 2025

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My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony. And we're calling the Navy. I just said, should we call army? And then Tony's like, do you mean Amy? And yes. That's my joke about the Navy. Hello.

Amy! It's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Hello. Oh, Amy, you won't believe it, but Ryan's just called you army, which is an interesting one. You ever had that one before? No, I get Annie all the time.

Because of the way it's spelled. Oh. Yeah. Like all the time. So I didn't even make the obvious fuck up. I'd love some cheese and salami. Oh, I would actually. Now, Tony, you're going to find out something interesting about Amy.

Amy, you, like Tony, are a Frenchie mum. I sure am. Can you tell Tony about the incident? Okay. So I, um, I'm the one that done the splits on the dates when I decided to take my dog for a walk, roller skating, roller skating with a dog is a fucking bold, especially a Frenchy cause they're very sassy and they decide where you're going. Like you don't control them, they control you.

Well, yeah. We live and learn. We do. And from one Frenchie mum to another, do you approve today's episode? Of course I do. Yay! Ruff ruff! Hey, it's Amy from Wollongong and I approve this podcast.

If someone's telling you a fun story and they say like, oh, but I don't want to be a grinch, but like, is that a good sign or a bad sign? Cause I'm about to say it. Um, I'm not a party pooper, but yeah, I guess that the caveat normally you're like, oh, what's going on here? It's only like at Christmas, your uncle's being like, I'm not racist, but you go fucking hell, strapping everyone. Before you get going, Uncle, can I just get three more Jimmy Cans? Nope, can I get an Uber the fuck out of here? Yeah, actually.

No, and I'll take the Jimmy Cans with me. Yeah, I'll take them with me. Where are we up to with videos of people surprising other people at the airport? You know the classic, like they come through the big doors. Yeah. They arrive back in the country and there's like a bit of a sign and it's sometimes a bit emotional.

Haven't seen family for a while. Do you kind of like it? I think those videos are a bit like dream chat. Right. Everyone likes their own. Like good for you. And it's like, obviously seeing your family after a long time is amazing. Especially you remember like during COVID where people were split for years at a time,

things like that. I do, I actually am about to do the exact same thing as you. I do like it, but I just think like, fuck, it's a bit overcooked, isn't it? And also the classic like, oh, I've surprised my blah by coming home early. And you go, oh, great idea. Where'd you go with that? You know, like, I actually hate myself for saying that out loud, but like, and I love it for you, but like,

So, I reckon a lot of people have seen this particular one over the last few weeks. A sister's been away for a long time. And so the sisters, the other sisters come to pick her up from the airport and it says, welcome home, Auntie. And it's like a pregnancy announcement because she doesn't know that the sisters expect. So she comes, Oh, good sir. Welcome home. Oh, and you know, and they hug. Okay.

Yeah. And then I think it must be the first grandchild because their parents are there and they're kind of not ruining the sisters moment, but they're also like excited as well. It's like, it is a kind of a beautiful moment and stuff. I haven't seen that video, but I mean, as soon as you said, there's these two sisters, I was thinking, when I hadn't seen my sister in a long time

and I saw her at the airport, that was really beautiful. Is that where the sign said, welcome, Toddy? It is, yeah. Because the A and the C was a bit. The A and the U were a bit too close together. Yeah, and it looked like, yeah. Yeah. My sister didn't make that, my nephews made that.

That's just in case you were wondering. So she says. She's like, yeah, I'm really glad you're sleeping on our couch for the weekend. So the sister comes through the big doors. Like it's beautiful. It's like the beginning of love actually. You cry every time. But you can kind of see in the back of the video.

Cause you know how, when you click through customs, everyone has to come through that one little door and it's slides open and the, the, the people behind her, they're just trying to get home and you can kind of see it first. They kind of like, Oh, yo, how nice. Yeah. Oh, now mum's coming over. Oh, so they can't get through. No, they're in the doorway. Oh, you know, you've got to move away. Oh, yep. And so you can kind of see the person, like the background of this video shot on an iPhone and they kind of go from... And when you've just got...

Oh and the dog's here! Oh and the fucking bring him around. And the dog's like, oh my god. Bring him around and oh there's the sign. Oh my god come and give me another hug. I've got the pregnancy test with me. Yeah. Let me tell you how far along I am.

Oh my God. Yeah. And this happened to me when I came back from Bali. So- You're in the back of the video. No, no, no, no, no. Oh my God. No, no, no, no.

Can you imagine you being in the back of that video and people think you're the biggest jerk off? Yeah, so, but I was like, there was a second where I'm like, I think he's that, because when I came back from Bali, I was with my almost two-year-old daughter. I won't say 20 months, because Tony doesn't understand months, but we got like a 10 PM flight.

Yep, so that she'd sleep over. So it's through the night. She was up and down. She's sleeping on us. She doesn't have her own seat. Mm hmm. So like. When do they have to have their own seat? Technical chat. Is that at two? I think it's two. Oh, well then keep rolling the 20 marks.

Yeah. Don't you pay a second before you need to. We'll not be doing that. So after like going through the night, not sleeping much, you finally get through customs, you get your bag, they check your thing, you kind of just like, let's just get in the car and get home. And this happened to people in front of us. They, the door opens up and, and like that. And so they weren't filming, but it was a big like hugging or whatever.

And we had to stop and Bridget goes and looks at me, I'm holding Mabel and I just go, oh, and if there was video footage of that, I would be canceled. But actually, so I don't want to be a Grinch. But I like even without even flying without our kid, whether you're, I don't think it matters. You've been on the plane, you're sticky, stinky, sweaty. You've just had to fucking lug your bag.

Yeah. There's 250 of us because a whole fucking full plane just touched down. A whole flight's just gotten off, but also like maybe you've left your kindle on the plane and like tensions are a bit high. Oh, we don't all leave stuff on planes. But you know what I like? That's a very specific example. There's just always things that have happened on the flight. And the last thing that you want, when you're like, I can see fresh air.

Cause you can like, at that point, like that's where like the taxi rank is. And so you're like, I'm this close to freedom and air. I'm this close to the next door. I open being my front fucking door. Yeah. And if you don't get out of my way, I'm going to go ballistic. Like it is so rough, like going through the airport. Yeah. So I just why wouldn't you just. But oh, my God, I run out and then just go behind that little barrier.

Like that wouldn't be that difficult. So you know her excuse, I assume. Cause she was caught up in the bliss of beauty and human emotions. Get over it. To cute, to cute Tony Lodge, to quote Tony Lodge. She is cute though. To quote cute Tony Lodge. But it is, like it is a beautiful moment, but like, I don't think that you can be like

in the airport. That's that's high pressure town. Yeah. Tony isn't good in airports. Like I just, but I just also, I don't think that an airport is a place for messing around. Yeah. Oh, remember that video I sent you last night? No, don't. Can we talk about it?

No, because it actually raised my heart rate. I started to get tingles in my fingers. You block your ears. I'll tell everyone. I'll bring everyone up to speed. So there's this video doing the rounds. It's Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran Culkin have just made a movie together and the movie's a bit of a traveling story. So they've obviously traveled a lot to film the movie. And it's also like a loose best friend and a straight-laced guy. Yeah. Guess who plays who? Yeah. Well cast. Jesse Eisenberg gets to the airport on time. He's ready to go. We're making

a movie. I'm the director. We're all organized. And Kieran Culkin goes, yeah, so the thing about airports is if you just say my flight's in five minutes, they just let you through security real fast, go to the front of the line. So I just turn up 15 minutes before my flight and I go. And you can see the stress and the tension on Jesse Eisenberg's face. So I sent this to Tony last night.

And it actually raised my heart. Like I could feel myself getting stressed. You're not even that bad. You wouldn't do that. No, no, no. Because you wouldn't leave yourself with not enough time to like get through, make sure you go to the bathroom,

get a bottle of water and like a fucking book or a magazine or something like. Seeing Jesse Eisenberg saying, and this is why the world is in chaos, is people like you. You know they've had this chat eight times before. But so airports, I just don't think are a time for dilly dallying.

Yeah. Obviously this family did not watch the movie Carry On over the break. You know what I mean? Like, do your fucking research. Is that good? Oh. Really? It's carrying on in an airport.

Okay. They're carrying on without carry on is what I'd say. That should be the slogan. I might text Jason Bateman. So Jason Bateman, my might text Jason Bateman. So Jason, um, my wife, Jason Bateman, Bridges, I'll watch a movie and character, you know, as soon as you open Netflix, it's like, please listen to us. Yeah. And so I clicked it and within 30 seconds, Bridge goes, I don't think I've got this in me tonight. Yeah. And I get it. Yeah. It

was, yeah. But do your holiday research. Yeah. Your holiday watching. It's a Christmas movie apparently because there's one Christmas Carol in it. And if it does the rounds, that video and you see it, just keep an eye out for the people in the background. I'll Google it on Friday. It's subtle, but when you see it, you can't unsee it. Can you show me the video on Friday? It's the hardest. I think that's how it works. Yeah.

Hey, it's Amy from Wollongong and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Charles is working with us this year and he's just said that he watched Carry On on the plane. That is crazy. That is quite wild in fairness to me. But what did you say? Well, I said that it would be better on a plane, not because of the subject matter,

because it would be spookier on a plane. Yeah. But I think the movie would be better on a plane because a five on the ground is a 10 in the air. Yeah. There's shows you'll only watch when you're airborne. Yeah. And you reckon watching that on the ground's like you could do better? Well, I think it's like, oh, that was fine. But if you're watching that on a plane, you'd probably be pretty into it and because you've got your headphones on so you're like bored in. That was the thing. Like you're watching a TV show on a plane and like you're like in and out of it.

But that movie, like I was watching it and I was like fully like- Okay, you're in. Okay, you're in. Yeah. So jump on a plane, watch that film. I can't believe it was already on the, you download on your phone. Oh yeah, skip the details. Oh, Charles, how did you get that? No, no, no, cause you can do like watch offline on Netflix or whatever.

Oh, of course you can. But I was like, did they have that on- Oh, I just assumed Charles was on Napster before he left. Napster? Where do the kids- Isn't that that kid's learning laptop? No, you're thinking of the Nap Land test. Oh, I'm actually thinking of LeapFrog. You know that like kid's laptop where it's like, ah,

buh, cuh, you know, like those things. I should get one of them. I would love it if you did so that I could play on it when I come over. Okay, great. We might get one of them. I would love it if you did so that I could plan it when I come over. Okay, great. Yeah. We might get one of those. Also speaking of a five in the, on the ground and 10 in the sky. Yeah.

I learned from a girl in TikTok that a 10 in London is a six on Bondi beach. Hang on. So if you're a hottie in London, you're still not that hot in Bondi. Bondi. Oh, I disagree. I think just like is in, you'd be boiling. Yeah. Take that jacket off, son. You're still in your snow.

Where you'd be pale and you'd be in a burnt to crisp. You need SBR 50. A massive shout out to a few of our champion types on this beautiful Monday. Jennifer, Jennifer Limeynek. I'm so sorry, mate. You got any suggestion? Do you need a mylanta? Sorry, did you just call it intergestion?

Did you just call it intergestion? Give me the abacus intergestion. Well, it's indigestion, because you're not digesting, which is why it's like, there's not intergestion. It's indigestion, because you're not digesting, which is why it's like, there's not intergestion. It's indigestion. Would you like me to put it in the bag? No, I'll put it in the jess-ton. Well, still no, because it's not jess-ton.

In-to-jess-ton. Fuck this. Who cares? No one gives a fuck. I care. I'm blushing out. But you are, you are, and that's okay. Camille Crudepad. Thank you, Camille.

Shannon, love you. Imogen Park, Snow Painter. Hardly know her. Absolutely love to see it. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. We can't make this show without you, without you sharing your stories and being part of it. So thank you so much.

I've actually got a few statements. First of all, I'll just, I know it's not a video show, but I'll still look down the barrel of the camera because I need to issue an apology. Oh, to me, hopefully. To Tony Tony lodge and also to big intergestion. Um, when I said no one fucking cares, we do care because intergestion and the people that solve intergestion keep us running while the acid in our body wants to hurt us.

So thank you for your kind work. It sounds like you're saying intersection, like in the car. So you're saying like, Oh, I've got to take something from my intersection. Yeah, they'll kill you. Oh, lots of traffic. Better have a fucking gamut scum. The last thing I want is big intergestion getting on our case. Intergestion.

Intergestion. Do you know what the word is? I don't want to say it doesn't matter again, because I've just apologised for it. Yeah. So just take the apology. But you know that it's based on... Like you would take it my Atlanta and we'll all be a better unfizzed version of ourselves. But you know that it's like digestion. So indigestion, like it's not digesting.

Yeah, into the digestion. Yes. Thank you. Yep, it is. Sometimes you just have to give babies what they want. Who's the baby in this scenario? That's you. How many months are you? Three thousand.

How many months am I? Let's Google that on Friday. Oh, Google that on Friday. That's actually a great question. Unless off the top of her head, Tony, what's 37 times 12 plus five? 3000, just as I suggested before. Inter suggestion. Okay.

Does anyone have some Netflix inter suggestions? Besides, carry on. Hey George, inter Jetson. Here's my Elroy. Do you inter no or are you just inter Gaston? You know, dad's wife, Jude. Yeah. I'm not into Stepson.

Oh, Judy. Good on you, Jude. Oh, she loves the block. Just as you would imagine any step mom. She loves the block. Told Tony all about it. She loves the blog. If they were having someone on that, she'd be into Gaston. On the movie Carry On.

Tony Cameron, Jude. Oh, the blog. Sorry, Cameron Jude. The block 2025. Guess Judge Judy. Um, guess Judge Judy. I hate it here. That was very funny though. You know, we've got a bed in our office, which some people think is weird.

It's cause I'm Inter-Western. Maybe you should go to a hotel. You go to the Inter-Western. Are you not my favorite chef? Yeah, I get the Inter-Hestan. Sometimes when you go to church, you're into blestons. If you fucked up one of these puns, you'd really into Meston. I feel so good. I might go to the gym and pump that into chest and. That's almost what you originally said.

Yeah, we're back to where we started. Yeah. It's sickly cool like fashion. Yeah, we're back to where we started. Yeah. It's a sickly cool like fashion. Okay, you've fucked up. I have fucked up. I've fucked up. And we're going to bring the who fucked up into question.

Call it Judge Judy for that one. Okay, this one didn't work, but don't let me just explain my thought process anyway. I was like, I hate it here. I'm going to leave on my horse cause I'm like in, and then the word was equestrian and I was trying to like fit it in and it just wasn't happening. So let's just pretend that you know how I said I was going to book us two tickets to go to the women's cricket? Yes, because it's the test. Yeah.

And some white clothes, because I don't like the big bash, too flashy. Too flashy. So instead of booking us two tickets, I accidentally booked two bays. And I've paid for it and we can't get the money back. What's a bay? Like, two B-A-E, like B-A-E, you know what I mean?

No, like a whole section, a whole bay of the cricket. What? Yeah. How many people? I think it's 746 per- 746 people? Per bay. So it's a quick math.

What's that? 1,488 seats. Quick math, what's that? 1,488 seats. For Saturday, the 1st of February at the Melbourne Cricket Ground, Australia versus England in the women's cricket. And they're under your name. Is that why my card got declined at the service station? Probably.

Probably. I just wanted a WeSpa, I was into WeeSton. Are you fu- nah, actually you fucked. Nah. Are you serious? Yeah. Two bays. Two bays. 1400 and something people. Do I get a fucking car park at least? It turns out no, because they are just regular seats. So it's not even like. Well, I should ask, because to be fair, like I just bought fucking 1400 seats. Give me one car park. Who did? The company car.

We did. So here's the deal. Can we? No refund. I asked. What did they say? They went, ha ha ha. Nah. Yeah. He goes, oh, once you've paid, you can't bring it into question. So here's the deal. I would like to invite you listening to this podcast to come to the cricket with us on Saturday, the 1st of February at the Melbourne cricket ground. That's fun.

Because we've already paid. So we may as well put some bumps on seats. Yes. But here's the deal. Because they're under Tony's name, you have to dress like Tony. I think that's how I'm not a lawyer. I am a doctor. I haven't read the terms and conditions, but I'm pretty sure that's fine. So it's the traditional Tony garb. The white sh- well, this will fucking send us on another wild rabbit chase.

It's a white t-shirt with black stripes. Not to be confused with a black t-shirt with white stripes. For the purposes of this, we could allow either, but use your discretion. And it's horizontal. Horizontal. So we've got the white, the black and white stripe t-shirt. Yep. Blue denim jacket. If it is a hot day, I can look past that, but like,

let's at least intend on having the blue denim jacket. I think bring it, because it's sun safe anyway. Yep. You know, cover those arms, but bring it. Bonus points for glasses and top knot or hat. Yes. We'll accept a fringe or a hat. Yeah. So the like stock Tony that you see, like when sketchy aunt draws a,

if you dress like her, you get in. What are we saying for bottoms? Something slutty or? Well, we'll be at the cricket. So keep it, I'd say comfy. If it's a warm day, maybe some shorts, maybe some black. Short or long is fine. I'm gonna go black jeans to really commit to the look.

That's beautiful. But not compulsory. Not compulsory. But there'll be 1,480 something tarpas. And we've got two whole bays at the cricket for Australia versus England. And it's on channel seven. And I think cause England's playing will be broadcast into the UK as well. So if you watch this, if you watch the game, you'll see, I mean, surely they're cutting to us because like, I don't know how many other bays are full of people dressed the same.

Okay. What if this is a repeat of my 21st birthday though, and no one comes. Then it'll be really embarrassing and you'll be sitting in the middle of your own bay dressed as yourself. At least no one will be talking around me. Well, I'll be down there. Yeah. Well, yeah. So it'd be quiet.

I love that. I'm just lashing out. Please come. So we would love you to join us. Obviously we're going to be there. Yep. I was going to like, stop me from saying anything stupid. Cause I was like, nah, all good. This isn't what I'm saying. This is what I thought I was going to say.

Okay. I was like, I'll get the first round of drinks. No, no, we will not be. So if you, who takes care of a lot of admin has said, no, we will not be taking care of. A lot of admin has said, no, we will not be doing that. I think, yeah, that was, yeah, I thought we, yeah, there's a lot of, there's a lot of people. How much would, I'll have to Google this on Friday. How much would 1500 beers cost of the cricket? And that's sport. Yeah. Sporting events.

I fuck. And it's only mid-strength. Is it? Isn't that the MCG it's only mid-strength. Is it? Isn't that the MCG can only get mid-strength B, can't get full PIS? Full PIS, who are you? Sorry, I'm going to the cricket. We'll find out on Friday.

I'm cricket Tony, I'm summer Tony. Okay. What about like, what, so what's the like, like admin chat? Okay, admin chat. In today's show notes, and I'll put it in Patreon, put in the Facebook group, there will be like a special link that's just for tarpas.

Because I don't want any other like greedy folk getting their hands on our tickets. But what I've like worked out with the good people after I cried about the lack of refunds, and I said, okay, well, let's fucking think about this. They're all laughing in their lounge room about this. Pissing themselves. And they've hit their annual budget commission thing. In one day. Yeah. Right. See you next year. There basically will be a link to, in inverted commas, buy your ticket, but the price will be $0.

Great. And there'll be a password. Are we saying the password here? No, because that's what will be in the- Yeah. That'll be in the show notes, Facebook group, Patreon. Yeah. So you click on the link and say, what's the password? Because it'll be free. And the password will be in the post that we put up.

Yeah, you'll see it there. So you can essentially buy a ticket for $0 because someone already paid. Yeah. And that's not a brag. That is a kid. That happened. Yeah. But, so come. If you can be there, but don't like get a ticket if you can't come

because then someone else might miss out. Yeah. Yeah. Like don't be a dick. Don't be a dick is the golden rule. I think you- Don't be a dickhead. Come to the cricket. Slogan for the day. Personality high up. But you can get, I think it's up to six or eight people. Oh, okay. So you up to six or eight people. So you all have to be dressed up. If you're not dressed up, don't even worry about it. Don't fucking bring someone that's like, well, I'm going to wear my RipKill t-shirt.

Fuck them off. Unless it's a RipKill branded, you know, striped shirt. Yeah, someone has a white and black striped RipKill shirt and they just torn it. And they go, fuck you. Yeah, but obviously we'll be there and we'll say good day and stuff. But you know, it's chill. We're watching the cricket, bring your friends. Yeah. Watch the cricket. Yeah. It'll be

great. It's going to be a great day. The Bay of Tonys two full bays of Tonys in the MCG, 796, 46 times two people. Lots of us. Lots of us. I, that actually sounds so fun. It's going to be fun. 1500 of our closest friends. 1500 of our closest friends. No car parks provided. No car parks provided, but it is easy to access the MCG. The MCJ is a piece of peace.

You know. Close to the city, close to the Richmond, Jolly Mountain. But yeah, we'll be able to say, Hey, but we're just all hanging out. That'll be fun. Yes. Producer Sophie. Let's get that date and time again, please folks. It is the first of February,

which is day three of the career, because it's a test game. No mucking around. The Saturday and it is a day nighter. So I think the first ball is at 2.30, means gates open at two. But you will get all that info on your ticket. So you're like responsible for yourself.

That's fine. You'll have a ticket. So not this Saturday, the Saturday after. That is so sick. Do we have a weather forecast yet? No, too hard to tell this far out. I would actually always never check too far out because I don't want my hopes up.

Yeah. So, oh yeah, next week it'll be this in the middle of time it comes around. Cause you don't want it to be too hot either, do you? Like you don't want to be sitting there on a 40 degree day. I mean, yeah, there's a small window where it'd actually be nice. Not too cold, not too hot, don't rain, but it'll be too sunny. But not too sunny. Now I'm not going to tell everyone what to do with their lives. Oh, but I, I

am off to Target today because I found a very cheap and a very good fitting black and white striped t-shirt. Amazing. Yep. Doesn't have to be high quality. None of mine are. None of mine are. Do we need to put a photo up that's like, this is the Tony? We can. I mean, it exists because I wear the same thing all the time. The Bay of Tonys. Yeah, that's really fun. Yep. So literally from like now now you can get the tickets now. The links are there. Um, and with the password next to it, that's so fun. Where would this rate in mistakes made in my life? I'd say top three.

No, I love it. And you know, in for 2025 is just that everything's going to be fine. It is. So, but I'd say second biggest mistake is probably this. Third biggest was the time when I got you a small cinema in Melbourne. That was a large cinema in Brisbane. Yeah. And the ultimate mistake of my life was obviously my conception. And that's worked out well for everyone. So well, it was technically a mistake, but not for us.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So just tick, tick, tick. Happy that you're here. Yeah. Great. Great to be here. And that wasn't your mistake. No, for us. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So just tick, tick, tick. Happy that you're here. Yeah. Great. Great to be here. And that wasn't your mistake. No. That was somebody else.

Yeah. Talk to Joel about that. I will. I've got a love to see it and it's very, very cool. And I really love to see it. This is from Megan O'Kelly. It might be Megan. Sorry, Megan.

Sorry, Megan. Megan. Megan. Hello to Tarp Tower says Megan. She sent this in Patreon. And she says, I wanted to share a year long You Love to See It that hasn't happened yet.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Megan got one of our calendars for 2025 because she was part of the Patreon. And Megan says, I've decided to use my Tony and Ryan calendar as a daily you love to see it calendar. Every day at the end of the day, I'm going to write one good thing that happened that day in the square. That is a great idea. And then at the end of the year, I'll be able to look back

on like one great thing that happened every day. That is sick. Isn't that such a fun idea? Now I don't want to be a Grinch. Oh. Poor Megan, she's fucking, poured her heart out there. Should we check in with Megan mid-March? And see. Like I love it, but just like.

But hey, it's a great idea. I love it. It's a great idea. I love it. It's a great idea. It's a great idea. That I love. Yes. So whether that happens or not, we can love it for what it is

and love that it's a great idea. So would you just rather not check in and just let the great idea be a great idea? Megan. Cause I'm actually not being digmuted. That is a great idea. It's a very fun idea. I just know for me, I've said a lot of things in January.

Oh yeah. You say, I just say stuff all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Megan, maybe you message us on Patreon at the end of every month. And maybe that will help you be accountable as well. You know? So message us, keep us up to date,

let us know how you're going. But I just loved that idea. I thought it was really, really cool. Can I tell you an idea I had for 2025 and then within two minutes thought I cannot commit to that? Yeah. I was going to do 2025, the year of 50 pools and I was going to go swimming in a different pool every week.

I love that idea though. But do you think how far in do you reckon I would have got? One pool. Yeah. Your pool. Yeah. And then I would have gone. Yeah. And then probably you would have been on board me getting a pool because you go well there's two. There's two. Does anyone else want a pool? Yeah. We'll get 50 people a pool just so that we can then easily swim in them. I'm gonna love to see it here. Amazing. Tony, what did you buy for me yesterday? From the bakery. Oh, I bought you a lasagna pie. Have you heard two better words come together than that?

Yeah. A lasagna pie. I love to see it. I love to hear it. I love to taste it. Was it yummy? It was a f- Like just-

It was good. I was like, I'm eating a pie, but it's a lasagna. I love to taste it. Was it yummy? It was a fu- like just it was what it was. I was like it's I'm eating a pie but it's a lasagna. I'm so glad that that was yummy. Oh recommended. I'm glad it was yum. Not great for your intergestion. Glad it was yum and you enjoyed it. The one oh because you thought we were going to share it. Well because you said I'll get a sausage roll and let's go halves in that pie. Well because I I'll get a sausage roll and let's go halves in that pie. Well, cause I, I thought- Did that not happen? That did happen.

Great to have you on board this year, Charles. Yeah. Um, what- I'm glad it was so yummy. Looked good, smelled great. I hope if I was Megan, I wouldn't be writing down this moment for today. You wouldn't write down anything. I'll have a calendar of something mean that happens to me today, every day for a year.

Me too. So I thought they only had two sausage rolls. And I was like, all right, well, I'll forego the sausage roll and I'll have the lasagna pie. That's OK. Yeah. And then and then some mystery sausage roll came out and we all had one each. And then I just ate the mystery sausage roll came out and we all had one each. And then I just ate the- Mystery sausage roll.

And that's, I've said that line before. And then, then I just ate the pie as well. By myself. The sausage roll. Yeah. Yeah. And the both of them. No, and I'm glad that it was so yummy. Yeah. And it's the year of no gluten obviously. So, yeah, it's a big time.

It's a big time. No, that's okay. These things happen. I'll write it on my calendar. I ate gluten again today. I ate gluten again. Every day that you eat gluten and you just flip back and you're like, whoa.

That explains a lot. Thank you very much for listening. We absolutely love having you here. We're back tomorrow. Yes. Tomorrow, a hot California girl who works in Hollywood. I've been in Hollywood. I've been to Hollywood. You've been there.

Is admitting to some bullshit they've pulled off. This is a Tapa who works, not just like in the place Hollywood, but like in the biz. How low? Yeah, and she did some scandalous shit and she's like, I need to, I need to fess up. That's amazing. Real world consequences. Real world consequences.

Real world consequences for not only some people that worked with her, but also the movie industry. We might've seen the consequences because we watch movies. Or, or we might not have seen the consequences. You know what I'm saying? You should do this for a job. I'm good at this.

See you tomorrow. Love you.