Toni and Ryan - Saying Sorry

Episode Date: April 12, 2022

Ryan's made a fool of himself at the Dentist, and we talk about what gives you the ick! Love ya Toni xxxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Did you know we were calling? You sound surprised. I thank you guys for calling me on another day. I guess I'll call you next time. That's all right. No big deal. I'm at work right now. I usually work about 13, 14 days in a row and then two days off.

Whoa. I just know I wake up and I go at work right now. I usually work about like 13, 14 days in a row and then two days off. Whoa. I just know I wake up and I go to work. Well, hey, do you want to approve the podcast and we'll stop annoying you? Of course. I definitely approve Ryan podcast. Happy hump day. Happy hump day. We're in a good mood today, but... I'm Tony.

I'm Ryan. Wow, welcome. Tomorrow, straight off the cuff, straight off the bat. Wow. I'm fucked off with a few tapas. Yeah, I'm really sorry, mate. Do you need a minute to calm down? Are you all good?

Well, tomorrow I'm going to let fly. Usually I am unflappable, but I will be flapped tomorrow and a few tapas are going to get a piece of my mind. Whoa. You've got like the craziest look in your eye right now. Yeah, I'm not fucking around either. Holy shit. Okay.

Is it something that I've done? I'm technically a tapa. I'm maybe one of the head tap shit. Okay. Is it something that I've done? I'm technically a tarper. I'm maybe one of the head tarpers. Is that bad? Have I done it? Did I do it? Oh, fuck. Okay.

I'll practice my apology. Nah, well, you're not in the direct firing line, but I'll be interested to see if you're on my side. Oh, fuck. Okay. Or where we land. All right, good. Something I mentioned, because we were talking about last week,

any time I booked in a meeting with you when we were working in a formal manner that you got freaked out because you always assumed you were going to get fired every time I put a meeting in. Someone who listened to the podcast last week had a chat with her boss and now the boss says, books in a meeting, and the title of the meeting is like, it's a good thing, it's fine. Oh, I like that. Because she's like, oh, I used to get freaked out when he like put something in my calendar, like catch up. And she'd be like, oh God, I'm getting fired. It's like when you get to someone's house, it's nice to say,

when you want me to leave, just let me know. Because then I don't have to worry about lingering. You don't have to worry about wanting to go to bed. You can just be like, cool, I've had enough. And I can be like, great, no hard feelings. Remember that time you came over for brunch on a Sunday and stayed for 12 hours? Okay, that was mutual, though. We had fun. Was it mutual? Did I say, no, please stay?

You did. When? Those two times I left and came back and you were still there? You know the time I'm talking about? Yeah, it was on Mother's Day because my mother has tragically died. Yeah, it was great to have her around. Did you actually want me to go? No, and even if I did, I obviously wouldn't admit that now.

No. No. You also said this morning when we were getting coffee, you said, now don't take this the wrong way, but this is something that really fucks me off. And I said, what is it? And you said, actually, I'll save it. Well, it's coming up now and the things that give you the ick.

Yeah, and I've been waiting for this for hours. I don't know if I mentioned it. Fuck off. First up today. I'll leave. We're going to get to things that give you the ick. But first up today. And Ryan's big fucking meltdown's tomorrow. Admission? Oh yeah, the meltdown tomorrow, the admission

later, but right now we're talking about the dentist. Normal or nah? This is from Tharin Hibbard. Normal or nah? Are you sure it's Tharin? No. Because you called Theana yesterday. Theana.

You know what? I don't fucking have any idea what this person's name is. Okay. What do you reckon that name is? Hibbard. Big Hibbard. Yeah, big Hibbard. Big Hibbard.

Normal or nah? Brushing your teeth before you go to the dentist. Normal. Hibberd. Big hibberd. Yeah, big hibberd. Big hibberd. Normal or nah? Brushing your teeth before you go to the dentist. Normal. Well, here's the thing. Oh, sorry. Was I not supposed to answer that? No, no. Normal.

I would agree normal. Yeah. But the more I think about this, here's where I would write. I know exactly what you're going to say. Yep. If you haven't been brushing your teeth for months. Yeah. They're going to know.

Yeah. You ain't fooling no one. What I'll do is I haven't flossed for 15 fucking years. I'll just give a little bit of a scrape with the old toothbrush and they will be none the wiser. They've spent seven years at dental school. They fucking know. They fucking know. If it gets to that point, it doesn't matter.

So having said this, I was at the dentist the other day. And of course you brushed your teeth before you left. Well, I went straight from work. Oh, yep. And I did a few bits and pieces in town first and then I realised. I've had lunch, I've had a coffee. Or even worse, I realised I had to get some dental work done. I'm like, I'm probably not going to be able to eat after.

Oh, Obama. So I kind of went, if I don't eat now, I'm not going to eat all day. Yep. So I better eat some food. So I'm hoofing down this sandwich focaccia thing that I got from a cafe. A focaccia? Yeah, it was 1994. Yeah, I was going to say, did you jump into the past?

I had some turkey and brie. Cranberry sauce. Cranberry sauce. On a focaccia. On a focaccia. The restaurant was called 1994 and we all had a great time. I was one in 1994. Were you born with cargo pants?

That's very funny. You know the great thing about cargo pants is that they can hold everything except the conversation with a woman. Fuck a chia. Yeah. Fuck a chia. Anyway, so you're eating your fucker chia. Yeah. Fuck a chia. Anyway, so you're eating your fuck a chia. So I'm like, oh, now I've got a mouthful of fuck a chia

and I'm about to roll into the dentist. I don't want the dentist. Are you all right? Tony's glossed it. Fuck a chia. Just since. It is so funny. And if you don't know what we were talking about,

ages ago someone walked into a cafe and said, give me a Fucacea. And the person working at the cafe was like, wow, okay. Get rid of the car. Get the fuck out of here. All right. Fucacea. Anyway, you're eating the Fucacea.

And I'm like, well, I can't just roll into the dentist with a mouthful of Fucacea and Brie. Like I'm going to have to tidy up. So I go to a 7-Eleven. No, I wasn't outraged for the coffee sizes. I was like, hey, mate. I've just had a Fakachia. I've just had a Fakachia.

Do you have a toothbrush? Because you know 7-Elevens now have everything. Yeah, yeah. There's like an aisle. I mean, it's a convenience store. They sell tampons and toothbrushes and shit. Yeah. And what's great, the amount of times I've bought like some roll-on deodorant

after a bit of a sweaty day and I'm like I'll just get a little deodorant, a little roll-on before I head into my next meeting because I don't want to roll in stinking like shit. But if you put a little bit of deodorant on, you still smell, don't you? Or does it take the edge off? It covers it a little maybe, hopefully. I mean if you're at that point, you're just hoping for anything. Yeah.

So I go into the thing and I'm like, hey, mate, have you got toothbrushes and medical stuff? And he goes, yeah, yeah. But they're behind the counter. So he goes, oh, I'll get you. What the fuck? It was a really tiny 7-Eleven, so they were just cramming stuff into anywhere.

Sure. So he pulls it out and he goes, going to see a lady? Yeah, her name's Dr. Manu. She's lovely. But he was, like like so excited for me. Thinking that you were off to fuck. Or even just like, oh, he's finished work for the day, got a date tonight, might just, you know,

scrape the albarnicles out of a rush day. That's cute. And he was like so pumped and on my side. Like he was excited for me. That's really sweet. And I didn't want to let him down because he was like living vicariously through my date that I had tonight in his mind because he's been sitting at 7-Eleven all day.

But he's thinking, oh, my God, like what a cute story. Yeah, he's going to meet someone. And I'm part of this story now because I'm the provider of the toothbrush. Well, literally you're telling us now on your Fuck A Chair podcast. So what do you think I said? Yes. Yeah. I am.

It's our first time meeting. I'm very excited to hang out with her at the hotel. I don't know. Where do people go on a date? I don't know. I couldn't even tell you it's been so long. So I get to the dentist and I've got the toothbrush in my bag. And you're like, can I use your bathroom?

Yeah, because I'm like, I'll give it a quick blah, blah, blah. And so I go in there and I'm like brushing my teeth in the thing. And then I go out and she goes, I'll have a quick look before we get into the surgery, blah, blah, blah. And I tried to like get right up into the gums and stuff. Because last time she's like, you need to use this flossing machine. You know that flossing machine? A water pick. Yeah.

Yeah. And so I've used it maybe five times in three months. Yeah. Classic. But I've just brushed my teeth. Yeah. So all good. Yeah.

They're fixed. Yeah. It takes you back to baby teeth. Yeah. They might fall out. That's how fresh they are. Not only did she, she knew that I brushed my teeth in the bathroom because she could tell. Yeah.

She's like, oh, did you just brush your teeth? And I was like, yeah. And she goes, you know, we can tell, right? And I was like, yeah. And she goes, you know we can tell, right? And I was like, yeah, I just sort of think. Well, you were a bit embarrassed. I was really fucking embarrassed. Then she looked and she goes, oh, did you end up using the Waterpik thing-o? And I was like, a few times.

It was good. I actually did like it, but I just always forget. And I was like, oh, I can't, not really. And she's like, I can see that you haven't really used that. Anyway, we're about to do the procedure. You won't be able to eat for three hours after and then she literally says hope you don't have a date tonight i was like are you and the guy at 7-eleven on the same fucking thing and then you know they got the thing you know

yeah yeah half of your face is like fully numb you can't do anything oh my god like no i'm married and i had a banana smoothie for dinner Yeah, half of your face is like fully numb. You can't do anything. Oh, my God. Like, no, I'm married and I had a banana smoothie for dinner. So you just, you had a smoothie? Yeah. I thought you got a focaccia. No, after, because I couldn't move. Oh, I thought you meant before.

I was like, then why did you brush your teeth? It's basically water. It's all good. Yeah. Hey, it's Holly from Collingwood, Ontario, Canada, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A big thank you to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Not all of them, no.

Not all of them, no. And you'll hear why tomorrow. Yeah. Oh, okay. Wow. Ashley Lee, Zach Smith, Jason Carswell and The Big Deal. The Big Deal. A big thank you to The Big Deal.

On our Facebook group, which you can join at any time, it's called Tony and Ryan Podcast Facebook group. Yep. Pretty original name. The same as the actual podcast is called Tony and Ryan. It's very well named. It's, and I said this twice last week and I feel like when I start saying new sayings, you always call me out.

Like this week you've said kick a dog while he's down twice and I feel like I'm keeping this mental tally. But it does what it says on the tin. I'm Tony, you're Ryan. That's what it's called. It's a podcast. It's a Facebook group. It's exactly what it is. Anyway, we had this group. You need to take a moment, mate.

You're flapped. I'm flapped because I said Facebook group too many times. Do you want some water? I've actually got some in my Frank Green water bottle. Thank you so much. Is that a new one? No. It's the same one I've had for ages.

Because remember my old one, Torb, stole it? Yeah. Yeah. So I got a new one. Anyway, this is the double walled, like, insulated one. The water stays cold for hours. That's incredible. Yeah. Like, got a new one. Anyway, this is the double-walled, like, insulated one. The water stays cold for hours. That's incredible. Yeah.

Like, I filled this up at home. This is still freezing. If anyone from Frank Green's listens to this podcast, I've tried to email you so many fucking times. I actually am devastated because I could really help their marketing. I know. I've got a captive audience of people that would love to buy a Frank Green water bottle.

You're a scootfluencer and a water botfluencer. Yeah, and last week I talked about those straight-leg jeans a captive audience of people that would love to buy a Frank Graham water bottle. You're a Scootfluencer and a Waterbotfluencer. Yeah, and last week I talked about those straight leg jeans that I bought and the Levi rib cages have fucking flown off the shelves because people are buying them. Oh, they've flown off the shelves and into the bin. Tony's recommending them and they're off. Anyway, this post in our Facebook group. Oh, my God.

Sorry, I just choked on my saliva. Are you sure you don't need a moment? Something is wrong. This post in our Facebook group from Jan says, it's my birthday today. And you know, I like the Facebook messages, but yeah, it's nice to have the happy birthday babs. Which one are you? Do you like it or you don't like it? I've taken my birthday off my Facebook. And you and I, we're in the same boat here. We're not birthday girls. No.

But Jan has decided that he is. The thing that I don't understand is that when I say thank you and then some people, so you know if someone writes on your wall and they go happy birthday and you write thank you, some people add you're welcome. Unnecessary. So unnecessary. So unnecessary. And you get a notification like, oh, someone's welcome. Unnecessary. So unnecessary. So unnecessary.

And you get a notification like, oh, someone's messaged me. Yeah. Oh, it's that person saying thank you. Yeah. My dad always texts back like, okay. Oh. Oh, actually, I do that. I message back and say okie dokie a lot.

Oh. I do that to you. Sorry. Well, you're about to find out my ick thing. Oh, okay. So I added a comment because I thought, oh, I love how fucking petty that is. And I said, I absolutely love this.

What is something very specific and very petty that gives you the ick? And people like on TikTok and stuff are talking about things that give them the ick. Like when they're dating someone, if I read this thing, and it was so dumb, about this girl who broke up with a guy because he used too many exclamation marks in his text messages. She was like, he's just too keen. And I'm offended by that because I use exclamation marks non-stop.

You're a very excitable texter. Because I want people to know that I'm pumped. And are we talking about dating or just life in general, that things, like for instance, you're not dating those Facebook comments, you're just like... Yeah like yeah no it's just anything that gives you the ick so something very specific that gives me the ick it's when people eat an ice cream with the wrappers still on do i do that have we eaten ice cream yeah i think you do i do do that yeah so you know when you're like eating like a magnum so like ice cream with the chocolate on the outside, I open it and then hold it from the stick and discard the wrapper into the recycling bin.

But if someone... But if somebody unwraps it from the top and holds the stick through the wrapper and the wrapper's still on it, that actually just like really fucks me off. It just like gives me the ick. Why does it fuck you off? It just gives me the ick.

I don't know what it is, but I'm like, there's a holder on there for a reason. You know what gives some people the ick? What? Having stains on your T-shirt. So if you're asking me, for example, to take the whole thing out of the wrapper, you're basically saying I prefer you to have a stained shirt. No.

Because the wrapper is a catch. It's another layer between your face and your clothing. So when the ice cream drips like it does when it's not in the freezer anymore, it drips into the wrapper. It's practical. I just think there are ways of eating where that isn't an issue. Is there any other eating things that annoy you? I know I've eaten something on the microphone once and when I'm.

Oh, people hate that. Yeah. Like when they're listening. It doesn't really bother me because I can't hear it as well as you'd be able to if you were like listening in your car and it was on loud. I've got Nerily Gersh in the Facebook group in the comments said, people who use emojis to replace words in the middle of a sentence.

In the middle of a sentence. Like so if you were saying like I ate a banana for lunch, but it was like I ate a banana emoji for lunch oh that's fucking annoying yeah i get a thumbs up instead of saying okie dokie uh or an emoji just to express but just to throw it in there willy nilly to throw it in in the middle yeah i think is and that's kind of like old people using emojis isn't it like that's like a mum thing to do i am I assume, that if you were writing a text in that like, because you know how if you write the word banana, the banana emoji pops up and if you tap it,

it replaces the word. Could you imagine someone a generation older who they're typing away and they go, oh, Mr. Apple's made a recommendation. Yeah. I will take you up on that offer, kind sir. I'll take that. Thank you. It's like buying insurance.

Of course you're going to fucking tap it out of your car. Amy Langsford said, when someone announces an engagement or pregnancy on Facebook and people write things in the comments like, yay, I don't have to keep it a secret anymore. Stop trying to brag you knew at first this post isn't about you. I'm glad someone said that. I fucking fully agree. But I will say I've definitely done it before.

With who? I've definitely written like, oh, my God, so glad you're telling people to be like, I knew before you did. See, it's all about you. I'm an asshole. You're an asshole. But I hate it when people do it. Like, we get it.

You knew that they were pregnant already or whatever. Yeah. I think, and what we were getting at with the birthday post before, what gives me the ick and where people need a lift is posting a photo of the person whose birthday it is where the birthday girl looks shithouse. Yep. They're drunk as fuck. Their eyes are half closed.

They've got their ice cream stained because they didn't want to piss off Tony and hold the wrapper in their hand. But the person posting looks phenomenal. It's like no photos been taken before. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's like, shout out to my girl. Love you more than anything.

Well, if you loved her more than anything, you wouldn't put up a shit fucking photo of her. Respect them on their birthday and post a photo where they look fucking great. And maybe you are the one who looks like the dog on this occasion. Wow. the dog. Oh, my God. That's so aggressive. Yeah, that is aggressive.

I love dogs. No, I know. I know. I get it. I get what you're saying, but it was just like, holy fuck. So there was a brouhaha in Australia last week where this hot mumfluencer who's late 30s but she's gorgeous. She's very fit.

She's wearing a thong bikini and she's sending a shout out to her 15-year-old son. The son clearly doesn't want to be in this photo because his mum is in a, like, lingerie. It's a bikini. It's a bikini. So he's there and you can clearly say he doesn't want to be in this photo, which is the thing that irks me.

Like, hey, if you look that great when you're in your late 30s and you want to wear that, mate. Go for your life. Go for your life. Yeah. He clearly doesn't want to be in this photo. When you post it going, shout out to my gorgeous son, that post isn't about your son.

That's not about his 15th birthday. That's about you showing your glorious ass, and it is a glorious ass. Glory ass, please. It's about you showing your glory arse to the people. You've stolen his day. I'm in two minds because... He looks awful in the pic. The son came out and said that he didn't mind.

Yeah. But as a Karen, I will be offended on his behalf. I just think, though, like... Who's the post about? That's the question. Yeah, I get you. And the reason I'm in another mind about it, I'm Natalie Imbruglia, I'm torn, is because someone I follow on Instagram who is a model,

they often post, like, oh, happy birthday to X photographer and post, like, glamour shots of themselves on their birthday. So like, so if you took a picture of me and I went, happy birthday at Ryan, remember this day, but it was like a hot ass fucking photo of me. Come on, mate. Nah. Come on, mate.

Normal or nah, fucking nah. I know that we're not doing normal or nah right now. Normal or nah, but fucking nah. But fucking nah. That gives me the ick. I'm off people who do that. Nah, I agree. Who's the model?

Elizabeth McNulty has said, I hate thank you emails at work when I don't need confirmation of someone, something. Yep. There's one girl at work that I send documents to a lot and she sends a thank you to every single email. Once I sent three separate documents in about five minutes and got three separate thank yous as well as a collective thank you email.

So the girl from work has always said, thanks for that, Liz. Oh, cheers, Liz. Oh, thanks, Liz. And then said, oh, Liz, thanks so much for sending all that through today. I'm actually trying to clear my inbox and you just keep adding to it. This does not give me the ick. You like to know they've received it? Yeah, because not only is it nice, but it's like,

yeah, acknowledging that I've received this thing. Like if you were sending me videos that we needed or information that I needed or whatever, I'd like let you know that I'd gotten it so that you know that I've gotten it. It's also just polite. I don't think there's anything wrong with being polite and saying thank you in an email. I get that three in a row, you're like, fucking hell, but all you have to do is hit delete. Like it's not that hard. You're throwing clicks around willy-nilly. You don't pay per click.

I just, I think that that is quite sweet. I get where Elizabeth's coming from and I get where you're coming from saying like, oh, you know, you're trying to clear the fucking inbox, mate. I think it's nice. Are you ready for me to drop a hammer? Okay. So you've said that you've got something that really fucks me off.

Two things. You've said you've got something that really fucks you off and then you said I don't want to upset you to me. Yeah. What do I do that gives you the ick? You've done both of these things. What do I do that gives you the ick? One thing that I don't know why makes me cringe real hard.

Yeah. And it probably says more about me than whatever else. Uh-huh. I hate it when people feel sorry for you for something that you don't actually care about. For example, I hate Radio Ratings Day. Don't tell my bosses. I don't care about the ratings.

I actually don't care. And so I'm relieved when they go up, not because I'm happy they went up. I just don't want people to go, oh, if they went down and go, oh, Ryan, sorry to hear that, mate, because I actually don't care. And so during the week, I put an offer in on a house and someone offered higher. And I got a lot of texts from my family going, are you going to be okay, like just reassuring me and you were one of them. It is lovely. But I couldn't be more clear that like I actually don't need

your sympathy because it doesn't affect me at all and I know it's coming from a good place. I just feel bad that people are wasting their sympathy on me when I don't need it. Accepting gives to the giver. Accepting gives to the giver. Accepting gives to the giver. So you were really excited about, like you were really pumped for the house and you're an excitable person.

You get excited about stuff, which I love about you. How many houses do I send you? I reckon one or two a week. This is the one. This is the one. We're going to move in. This is your room. You and Torbs can stay here.

You can park your car here. Like, you know, it's a done deal. And because you were really excited about it. And when you put the offer in and you were like, oh, we're like so excited, so nervous, like, oh, hopefully it comes off kind of thing. And then when it didn't come through, it's like I'm acknowledging the earlier excitement and going, fuck,

that's a shame that that didn't come off. But you sitting there and going, oh, well, I don't care about it, doesn't seem like you don't care about it. Well, I don't think it was that tone. But, like, you saying thanks, mate, that gives me something. That gives you something. Because you say thanks. Yeah.

It's easy for you to do that. It, like, snuffs it out. Because if you say, oh, it's really fine, then I'm like, oh, are you just trying to brush it off because you're really upset? I think what it is, maybe it's like a boy that cried wolf in terms of like, maybe one day I will actually be having a really shit day and I'm going to really want you to come and put your arm around and feel sorry for me and hear me. I don't want to use that up on this one.

You know what I mean? But emotions don't have a limit. It's not as if I've like. I have a limit. But it's not as if I exhaust the amount of sympathy that's allocated to you in my life and then fucking someone dies and I go, oh, well, sorry, I actually wasted all my sympathy for you last year when you didn't get that house.

So like. You've used it all up. Yes, sorry, I actually wasted all my sympathy for you last year when you didn't get that house. So like. You've used it all up. Yeah, sorry. But what about if it was every day? There would be a point where you'd be like, do I have to spend my whole time feeling sorry for you, bro? Well, I don't know. If I really cared about you, which I do,

like the limit doesn't exist for me in that situation. Maybe my issue is that I don't care about other people. Wow. No, I'm just joking. My second thing. Oh, yeah, fucking here we go. Sorry, I forgot I'm still on blast. Yep. When people say sorry when they don't need to. Yeah, I know just joking. My second thing. Oh, yeah, fucking here we go. Sorry, I forgot I'm still on blast. Yep.

When people say sorry when they don't need to. Yeah, I know you had that. It's been an issue for Tony and I since we met. Yeah, and it's something I'm actually, this is not, like, funny, but it's something I'm really trying to work on at the moment because I realise that apologising all the time not only negates the sincerity of when I actually want to say sorry but it also removes

other people's agency. Like because me apologising and being over the top makes the other person assume that I know what's better for them than they do which makes like. Well, yeah, because if I'm saying like do you want me to drop you off this afternoon and you go, no, it's all good, and I go, oh, sorry, no, I'll just do it, like it's all good, and you go, no, it's all good. And I go, oh, sorry, no, I'll just do it. Like it's all good.

And you go, no, it's fine. And then I'm like over the top. It kind of implies that I'm like, I know what's best for you. I'm going to drop you off. And it's, yeah, so I'm working through this like with my therapist at the moment. All right. Yeah.

Didn't think this is where we'd go today, but here we are. No, me either. But stay with me. Yeah, I'm with you. And so like over apologizing it implies that i'm like no like i want you to feel bad and i'm like forcing this on you um but it's like a i guess it's like part of having for me like part of my ocd triggers are like that incessant need to make sure that like someone isn't angry with me. I don't think I've ever talked about having OCD on this podcast before,

but it's all happening. So as a trigger for me, it's like actually really hard for me to like break that circuit, like have a circuit breaker of that thing. And so then I feel like incessantly I need to say it until I feel like it's enough. Maybe this is the same as the first thing. What? Like when you're like, I'm really sorry about that place,

and I'm like, oh, it's fine. Yeah. Maybe this is the same thing. No, it totally is. So I need to accept that you're fine. Well, I need to accept that I only really had one point. That's the real issue. That's fine.

But we have had bickerings because I said to Tony once, when you say sorry, for me the word sorry means I've done something wrong and I need to apologise for it. And I would always be like, oh, I had a shit day. And Tony goes, oh, I'm really sorry about that. And I go, hey, you don't need to apologise. Yeah, it's not your, yeah. And it's like the simplest thing and I'm like,

you don't need to say sorry. You didn't do anything wrong. But then I get upset because I'm like, but I'm just trying to tell you I'm sorry and you're like, no, but I don't need to say sorry. But I don't want to remove your agency. You know what's best for you. And if I say sorry and you go, it's fine,

if you're lying, right, say it isn't fine and you're like, it's fine, I don't want to talk about it, then in the future you're going to learn from that because you've said it's fine and I went, okay. Then you're like, oh, well, I actually need to be more honest about what I need from her. So you're going to learn something from that. How funny is when someone goes, I'm fine, and the other person goes,

oh, great to hear, and you go, oh. Yeah, but then like that shows that you have emotional needs that you need to share with the people around you. You know what you taught me? What? Because we're great friends. You can hear how we're developing our friendship. You taught me that fine to a lot of people isn't fine.

No. And I feel like how many times has someone said, oh, they said it was fine. Yeah. No, not good. Not good. I think something was happening at work and I said, oh, Tony, I don't need to worry about that because they said it's fine

and you went, whoa. That doesn't mean okay. Yeah. Yeah, so thanks for teaching me that. Yeah, you're welcome. It's opened a lot of eyes. Yes, it has. But we work on this relationship a lot.

It's very good. It's very healthy, I think. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't fuck you off as much as I used to. Yeah, well, there's a lot of things that give people the ick, which was supposed to end funny, but I feel like we've really learnt a lot and maybe that's...

Are we still on? Shall we start the Wednesday episode today? Yeah, big episode. Actually, I've got something you love to see. Oh, what is it? Actually, this is fucked up. So... What?

I love to see. The music stopped. There's obviously something coming. Yep. I love to see that some people's minds are as ruined as ours. Oh, no. You know how sometimes people have a dirty mind and all they can see is some certain things? Yeah.

So Hallmark has made this cute little card. Yeah. With a puzzle. And it's supposed to say, here's some puzzle pieces, you complete me. Oh, I love that. Because puzzle pieces complete each other. Yeah. Tell me what you see as I pass you my phone

when you see this picture of a puzzle. Looks like George Wendell. There's a yellow puzzle piece and a blue puzzle piece and the shape of them kind of looks like someone getting fucked in the arse. Yep. Yeah. And don't you love to see that?

I don't know if that's what they intended, but imagine if it said, you complete me. LAUGHTER Should we, oh, my God. Merch idea. Yeah. Gift cards. Like, cards.

Tony and Ryan cards. And what were they saying then? You complete me. And they're all a bit dirty. You're the bread to my butter. And stuff like that. That's a good idea. And they're all, like, aggressive.

Yeah, but they're all, like, a bit sexy. Write that shit down. I'm fucking writing that down. and they're all, like, aggressive. Yeah, but they're all, like, yeah, a bit sexy. That's a... Write that shit down. I'm fucking writing that down. Hopefully Hallmark will get back to us before Frank Green does. Oh, I wouldn't fucking count on it, Matt. Oh, wait. Yeah, I would.

Don't hold your breath. One of those. When it comes to sayings, we're fine. Yeah. We take the cupcake. All right. We take the cupcake. All right.

My love to see it is a very special message that I received. I want you to look at this picture. Look at that. It's a couple of little... I tried to say sheep and lamb at the same time. A couple of little leaps. Sheeps or lambs? Very cute, isn't it? So the little lamb on

the left is called Tony. No! And guess what the lamb on the right's called? Don't fuck me off. What is it called? Is it called Ryan? It's called Joey. Fuck you! I said don't fuck me off! You set me off, I said! I got a message from Ash

and they said, oh Tony, we'd love to name a baby sheep after you. Here's a picture. The one on the left is Joey and the one on the right is Tony. Maybe they're waiting for Ryan to... Maybe Ryan got adopted. We used to have a donkey called Ryan, but we left him at the orphanage with the other useless pricks. Oh, that's funny.

Oh, God. Even in animal form, you get adopted. People don't love you, eh? No. Fuck. Sorry, mate. That's a tough break. Very give up-able, I am.

Very leave-able at a doorstep. Oh, that's beautiful, mate. I love to see that. How do you feel about having a lamb named after you? I think it's quite cute. I'm jealous. I want a fucking lamb named after me. I like the, like, little lamb. Like, it's quite cute. It is quite cute. I'm jealous. I want a fucking lamb. I like the little lamb.

It's quite cute. It is quite cute. Who messaged that through? I want a whole lamb in a raffle when I was in Bunbury. And I had to go to Narrogin to pick it up and I called it Adam Lamb. That is very funny. Was it dead? Yeah.

To eat? It was in an esky, yeah. Yeah, great. That sounds lovely. Redis and I, who I lived with at the time, we ate lamb every night for a month trying to get through Adam Lambert. That was from Ash Roesmuller. So I'm not sure where they're based.

I'm going to say New Zealand. Why are you going to say that? Cheap farmers in New Zealand, I guess. But anyway, Ash, thank you so much for sending that through. You absolutely love to say it. Does that sound like a lamb? Or is that more goatee? That could be it either.

That's more like a lamb. There we go. There we go. There we go. The bird's stolen the baby. Audio queen abandoned episode. If today wasn't intense enough, tomorrow I'm getting fucked up. If today wasn't intense enough tomorrow, I'm getting angry. If today wasn't intense enough.

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