Toni and Ryan - Secret Family Recipes

Episode Date: September 8, 2024

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Welcome to the podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author, bestselling author, Tony Lodge. We are calling Georgia, who's right here in Melbourne, and this might be one of the great invitations. Great invitations? Yep. Yep. I've already said too much. Oh my God. Hello, Georgia speaking. Georgia, it's Tony and Ryan. How you doing? Hi, Georgia. Good, thank you. How are you guys? We're good. Have we caught you at work, Georgia? Yes, I'm just sat outside about to go in.

Yeah, I heard you. There's a very professional tone about you this morning. Also the private number. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, did I actually, I don't think I put my phone on private. Did you? No, you didn't, but that's all right.

Oh, on a system. Her name's not Nicole, it's Georgia. No, well, I wanted, the reason I mentioned Nicole, Georgia, because I believe Nicole put Georgia onto the Tony and Ryan podcast. And between Nicole and Georgia, I believe you have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for Tony Lodge. Oh, my God. What is it?

Nicole actually does archery down in Bacchus Marsh, and she actually invited you to come down to her club. Amazing. Because if you're going to be in the 2028 Games and you're full into archery at the moment, I mean, you've got to start somewhere. Yeah, so I actually the other day was showing someone on Google Maps and all the things near my house that were recently viewed were all archery places.

And I was like, I've got to explain this. All right, well, our people will speak to your people, and by that I mean me and Nicole. But Georgia, will you approve this podcast? Yes, 100% I do. Woo! Hey, it's Georgia from Melbourne, and I approve this podcast. How good's water?

Yeah. Shout out to water to start our week. And I don't mean wet for life on the outside. I'm talking about wet for life on the inside. I am so dehydrated at the moment. Yeah. Because it's the fucking wind. And wind. The wind is crazy. The wind's made us kooky town. Yeah. Because it's the fucking wind. And wind. The wind is crazy.

The wind's made us kooky town. Yeah. It's made your hair delicious though. This isn't the wind actually. This is just all me. What do you mean? This is me. This is what my hair looks like.

It's all natural, baby. Oh, I thought you only got. I'm a curly girl. I only thought you were. Pop off curly, sis. I only thought you. Is what people are saying. I don't think anyone said that except you lots of times.

But I thought you only got curly hair when you went to Taylor Swift. No. See, this is non-Taylor Swift curls. What a week. This week's going to be crazy. This week's awesome. I am wearing a Taylor Swift jumper, though, so I haven't actually undone your theory, but it's, yeah.

Pop off curly sis. Pop off curly sis. See, people are saying that. Yeah. Oh, a bit of DIY chat coming up. Curly girl doing DIY diy and looking good well isn't that just a a real like indie movie summer flick vibe a beautiful young woman attempts to do something yeah and it's beautiful weather outside better get some

daisies from the garden yeah yeah yeah as i ride my bike which i could do oh my god you are you are so desperate now i've gone back to what 2011 yeah real indigo how is it back there it's great okay great yeah i'm only 19 oh no my mum's about to die yeah yeah today today is the anniversary so miss you mum love you so much oh yeah wish you were here um okay let's yeah sorry we didn't mean to do that I'm gonna nod to you now and then you'll nod back in a few minutes and you'll you'll know when yeah uh but remember last Friday how we want to- Moving right along. Moving right along.

Well, actually, I think your mum might feature here because remember last Friday we mentioned secret recipes? Oh, her memory is alive and well. Yeah, we'll get to your mums in a moment. But we mentioned the concept of secret family recipes. Do we like it? Is it gatekeeping? Is it kind of cute and fun?

Yeah. And everyone has sent through their stories. So thank you very much in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. secret family recipes do we like it do is it gatekeeping is it kind of cute and fun yeah and everyone has sent through their stories so thank you very much in the tony and ryan facebook group and i thought what a fun day it's a monday it's a fun day tony's got curly hair we're drinking water yep so i was like you know what fuck yeah let's start with laura maxwell's comment hi los my beautiful mother had a secret recipe for her scones. She promised she'd tell me one day, but she died yesterday. Hey, Laura. Laura, I've made fucking belcher scones before.

I know that it won't hold a candle to your mum's scone, but I would love to send that to you. So Laura says, I hate that I don't know the recipe and also don't like that my mum died. Yeah, I mean, you're about to hear a great one of my mums that, actually, I do have the recipe for now, but it's fucking, it's shit. Okay. It's also, it's not just the recipe, it's the way they cook it.

It's the love. It's the love. Like, it's actually not just like like because do you know how there's nothing smells better than someone else making a piece of toast? Yeah. And you can make it exactly the same. No. But someone else making a piece of toast just has that smell and you go, fuck.

If I wake up in the morning and the coffee machine's on a bridge, made some toast, I'm just like, oh, what a great day it is. And you know that you'll go, that smells good. And they go, do you want this piece? I'll make myself another one. You go, oh, don't mind if I do. I think it's going to be good at your house. Oh, that's what happens at our house. This is what would happen. Oh go, that smells good. And they go, do you want this piece? I'll make myself another one. And you go, oh, don't mind if I do. I think it's going to be good at your house. Oh, that's what happens at our house.

This is what would happen. Oh, that toast smells good. She goes, yeah. Come around to my place, mate. I'll make you some toast. Julie's message three. She said, my grandma makes pineapple pie and it's delicious. Pineapple pie?

I mean like an apple apple pie but pineapple. Oh, zingy. She told my mum the secret family recipe and when I was old enough, my mum told me and I love making it and when people come over, they always say how great it is. And then she gets to say, oh, my mum told me and her mum told her. That's such a beautiful story. So sometimes people go, that's delicious.

What's the recipe? And she's got to go, actually. Well, first, says Julie, I have to ask my grandma and my mum and they'll say yes or no depending on who it is. Is this person trustworthy? Yeah. And so I once had the person in my kitchen. Imagine you have some pie.

Oh, that's beautiful. Do you have the recipe? How did you make that? Just one second. It turned out the friend that came over was Janelle. Hello? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Janelle.

Yeah, that one. Okay. Sorry, Janelle. Yeah, that one. Okay. Sorry, Janelle. Oh, she didn't answer. Like they've had a full conversation. Oh, she's not home right now. I might text it to you later. But it's not if she's trustworthy.

They're just like never really liked her. That's a no from us. It's like taking it to the board and the board is like to climb the request. Yeah. And then you all of a sudden don't want her to be a maid of honour anymore. You're like, maybe Janelle's not a good person. Chloe says, my husband's family have a generational recipe for German honey biscuits that we make at Christmas.

And once I got married to my now husband on the first Christmas after I got married, the mum took me aside and said, I would love you to have this recipe and pass it on and make for the family. Isn't that adorable? That is, you would feel so welcomed into that family. Did you say on the day they got married? No, so.

The first Christmas. The first Christmas. Because it was like a Christmas biscuit. The day they got married, she's like, I want to fuck your son. I don't care about your biscuits right now. I'm actually focusing on getting railed this afternoon. I'm trying to not get too drunk but stay drunk enough, you know. Like it's a really delicate balance.

I can't hear about biscuits right now. Janine, thank you so much though. Yeah, guten tag. Fuck off. You know. Your son's going to get a guten tag this afternoon. Going to show me his Kransky. Unless you've got the recipe for sex then i'm not interested

not that you'd want that from your mother-in-law thanks for having me in the german family can't wait to taste that bratwurst more like brat better brat best harriet hi harriet our family went to another family friend's lawner, her house for dinner. I thought that lawner was like a fancy word for a party, like out on the lawn. Yeah, we went to their lawner. We had a lawner.

Yeah, I was like, what's a lawner? It's where we all get blind on the front lawn. Like a gathering. No, it's a lawner. Yeah, like a lawn party. They're having a kegger. No, they're having a Lorna. They're having a Lorna.

Lorna made the most delicious pudding I've ever had in my life. Did she? And I said, Lorna, what's the recipe? And Lorna said, I haven't even told my daughter and I'll be taking it to the grave. Fuck, that's so grim. Yeah. Get over it.

It's probably a fucking Betty Crocker box mix. Wow. No! Mum's looking through the Women's Weekly cookbook and she finds a recipe for like the same kind of dish. And she goes, oh, well, you know, it won't be the secret one, but it was good when we had it at Lorna's house. It'll scratch the itch from the Lorna. Yeah, yeah, like that one at Lorna's. I'll whip up something similar. They make it and they sit down and eat it and go, it's exactly the same. What a stinky rat.

We made it and it was awesome and it turns out Lorna's secret recipe was just a rip from the Women's Weekly. Guess what they call it in their house now fuck you lorna it's called that well i like that i would have also accepted shove it up your ass lorna pudding i also would have accepted lorna we hardly know we now call it in your face lorna Yeah, fuck you, Lorna. Now, I know this lovely lady who was once called out at a barbecue. Chewed out. Chewed out.

That's a technical term. That's a technical term. Chewed out by a bratwurst. So, this kind of has similar energy to the Lorna story. So, my mum is at like this family. Liz Lodge. Is that your lodge? Yeah.

Liz Lodge. She was at this like family friend's barbecue. She was at a lawner. She was at a lawner, getting lit at a lawner. And she's like, they're all sitting around. This is like a thousand fucking years ago. I don't think I was even born yet. And they're sitting around the like white.

A thousand years ago, probably not. They were all sitting around, you know, that like classic white fucking plastic. Table and chairs. table and chairs. Table and chairs. And they're sitting there and my mum dips a sa kata into a dip, right? Seemingly, you know, like very innocent. An innocuous move at a Lorna. Exactly right.

Thank you for using the word innocuous. And Lorna. My mum has a bite of this dip and she goes, oh, my God, that's amazing. She goes, that dip is phenomenal. And the woman who is like hosting the Lorna, Lorna, we'll call her Lorna. Lorna goes, mum goes, that dip is just amazing. And Lorna goes, oh, isn't it? And mum's like, oh, did you like buy that or did you make it?

She goes, it's a recipe and it's actually really secret. Like it's private and I won't be telling anybody about it. My mum's like. About a dip. Oh. Okay. And Lorna. Yeah.

Is like, yeah, like, you know, it's really private. It's actually really special to my family. Like, I can't believe it. My mum's like, oh. I can't believe you even fucking asked. All right. Like, it's fucking, it's just a dip. Like, who cares? And then she's like, oh. Like can't believe you even fucking asked. All right. Like it's fucking, it's just a dip. Like who cares?

And then she's like, oh, okay, well, fuck you. But she'd tasted it and my mum's really good at this and she's like, I reckon I can figure that out. Yeah. It was corn relish dip, which is Philly cream cheese and corn relish from a jar. Like that's how you fucking make it. And now you've doxed them on the podcast.

Yeah, everyone can enjoy that. Everyone can enjoy that. This week, roll them on out. Yeah, and you can call that Lorna, hardly no other recipe. 2.0. For the dip. Hang on.

Philly cream cheese. Like cream cheese, like a block of cream cheese. And you just like put it in like a- Sweet chili sauce. No, corn. It's the same kind of thing. Yeah. Corn relish, which is like in a jar.

And you just do that with the beaters. Beat it up and whip it up. And that's the dip. My sister makes it every year at Christmas. It's her favorite dip. Is that where she got it from? Yeah. Oh, my God.

Because they're like, oh, we love Lorna's dip. What do you call it? You don't call it Lorna's dip. No, we just say, oh, that dip. Yeah. And then every year at Christmas we go, remember when mum was at that barbecue? Okay, so last week you said it's so, like, silly.

It's embarrassing that you would think to gatekeep that. Yeah, because what you said was it's only two ingredients. Two ingredients. And I thought for a second the two ingredients were going to be the biscuit and the dip. But also my mum's like, oh. It's like cheese and crackers. What's in it?

Who thought of that? Is that your own recipe? Because that is groundbreaking. Did your grandma think to put a biscuit in a dip? That is my mum's one tier. She's like, wow, that is just amazing. Fuck. Yeah.

A dip. A fucking dip. That you can buy in a cup from the shops. Put your corn fucking relish out. Pour one out for Lorna. That's the sentiment I was going for, but I can't talk English. Yeah. Snap your crackers for Lorna.

Not a euphemism. Snap Lorna's cracker. Dip it in for Lorna. Not a euphemism. Snap Lorna's cracker. Dip it in for Lorna. Hi, it's Georgia from Melbourne and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon Matt Rootledge, thank you so much Matt Lauren Kirk, Casey Riffey Monique, Rachel and Jess Smith Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon

You absolutely love to see it. Thanks Jess Schmitty Jess Schmoo Hey this Friday live stream for Champion Tapers Friday the 13th, it's going to be a murder mystery we're solving the crime. Spooky, we actually need to do some admin for that. Have we confirmed that? Yeah okay yeah let's get on to that guys, straight after we record this

Producer Sophie could you write that down? Yeah actually like straight after we record that, let's get right on that so I think we need to offer Guy before we can figure out the. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because otherwise how do you figure out who murdered someone if no one's dead? Well, if no one's been murdered, then what are you solving? Yeah.

And I've always said that. But also, you know, like there needs to be an air of mystery because being like, oh, my God, how'd they die? And you go, well, like. Was it Ryan just before the live stream because he forgot to organise it? Yeah. Like, oh. Oh God, how'd they die? And you go, well, like. Was it Ryan just before the live stream because he forgot to organize it? Yeah. Like.

Oh, he's got a motive. The mystery of Tony's mom. I'm like, well, she had cancer. Like, there's no mystery. Like, I can just tell you that. And it happened 11 years ago today. Oh, great. So this last year, it was 10 years and you had a beautiful letter.

Yeah. And today you're doing a Cluedo pun in her honour. Is that where you're at? You've given up. I'm actually like disassociating maybe. Maybe it's like more serious than what we think. Why don't you deal a little bit deeper with them? Corn relish, Philly chips.

What did that mean to you? Maybe should we fucking do up a corn relish after this? Yeah. It's really easy. Not that I'd tell you the recipe. Send it to Lorna's house. Sorry, I might have slipped out a real name. No, you just said Lorna wrong.

Anyway, I'm actually obviously very clearly going through a midlife crisis because I've got some DIY chat. I'm really struggling. Just one just one sec yeah oh sorry so what birthday did we celebrate the other week the podcast yeah birthday third third yeah have you been going through a midlife crisis for all three years yes okay i use comedy as a coping mechanism that's okay you let me know if it's not. No, it's actually going great for me and my household finances.

But I was just going to say, like, is this a new thing? The midlife crisis is a new thing. Yeah, okay, that's fair. And it's not in a judgey way. I'm just like, I love this, all of this. Maybe this is just who I am. Yeah. Aw.

She had a midlife crisis from birth till death. Yeah, but it's happening like at 30. I'm realising that like it's okay and I don't need to make an excuse for why I'm so fucked. Well, maybe the midlife is like the middle 99%. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Like who's to just say where the middle starts? Yeah, how far into the middle is the middle? So from one to a year before death is the midlife crisis. Yeah, and let's hope that there's a few more years until then. And then on either side there's just drooling and shitting yourself. I actually love that. Yeah. Can't wait for a break, to be honest.

Yeah, things are going a bit west, so I'm talking about DIY. We decided that we needed curtains. We've got like a really big window and doors like on our living room. How nice is it? It's beautiful. It is beautiful. And like we're actually getting too much natural light. But like for security, it's actually very big and open

and we were like, oh, we could probably do a bit more privacy because it's just the two of us and we walk around naked a lot. I'm like, you know what? Like maybe we should do ourselves a favor. And put some fucking clothes on. Yeah. I had to take BJ to the vet yesterday and the vet was like, he seems a bit skinny.

What's he seen? Has he seen something? Has he seen something? Has he seen someone naked? And was it awesome? And he went, yes. That's BJ talking. Anyway, we realized that we need like some curtains

and I was looking a bit online to get someone to come and have a look. And you know how a lot of curtain places do like free measure and quote? Sure, yeah. Or whatever. So I'm looking at all these places online and I'm like, oh, yeah. And then I'm like, oh, if I don't give you a price of how much anything's going to be, but I'm like, it's going to be pretty expensive. And then the free measure and quote people,

they've got like quite specific windows of time. Not a pun on me being a window. Hilarious. But they've got very specific like windows of time. And all the windows that they had available, like I couldn't really swing. I'm like, oh, that doesn't really work for me. And like Torbs doesn't work from home.

He works in the office and stuff. So I was like, oh. And in classic Tony fashion, instead of trying to figure out like a window that would work for me i was like you know what i follow loads of diy people on youtube pinterest instagram whatever i reckon no yeah okay i reckon i could probably do that myself. The curtains or the measuring quote? All of it.

So, well, like, you're making a face. Please share your thoughts. I just, I don't know if I've got the emotional bandwidth to deal with this. Love that term. Why is it the 11th year anniversary of your mum's death? No. Yeah, because I just know that this isn't going to be the last time I hear about it.

And I don't get the goodness of the curtains, but I get the baggage of the person that had to put it together. Because what I – I don't want to sound like a broken record. Oh. I know that you love to get excited. I do. And I love that you've probably thought of the color and the style and the whatever else you have to fucking choose about curtains.

Yeah. But what you don't like is doing things and admin. Well, you're correct. You're 100% correct. So all the fun bit you've already completed before you make the call. So now it's just the bad shit because you go, great, I'll do it at the Savo. Where do I get the curtain from? Okay.

And they go, cool, that'll be there in 15 weeks because you have to order it. And you go, well, I hate this. Yeah. And then you'll probably just buy 27 e-bikes and stick them across the wall. Oh, that would have been a beautiful like art installation. But I do actually hear what you're saying and i agree i often get excited and i strike while the iron is hot and then i lose interest and i move on to something else yep to avoid this happening though i actually did

all this i was like you know what if i'm doing this i'm going to do it properly i've got a list here of all the things i did i was like i'm going to measure up the windows measure the width and the height and then i looked it up on spotlight and i'm like oh my god they've got a list here of all the things I did. I was like, I'm going to measure up the windows, measure the width and the height, and then I looked it up on Spotlight and I'm like, oh, my God, they've got this massive sale on just store-wide. And so I was like, oh, my God, I found the curtain rods that I wanted. I found the curtains that I wanted. I found like you've got to buy little hooks to go in the curtains and to go on the rings, to go on the thing. I bought all of the stuff.

I measured it all up and I was like, okay, I'm doing this right. And yes, so I'd gotten further into the process than I even thought that I could. This is wild. Yes. I also bought a ladder because I needed a ladder to get up. Did you? Yes. So I bought everything that I needed because I was like, you know what, I'm going to do this. I'm doing it right. And I'm not going to lose interest and I'm going to like do it properly.

I'm not going to be lazy. I'm going to really do it properly. Is this, are we recording this episode? I was, I can't wait to play that last minute back at some date in the future. I really was trying really hard. Is it now? Please. Hang on. What happened next, Tony? You bought an e-bike.

So it all arrived like on Friday last week. Yeah, so it all came. All the stuff came. And then yesterday afternoon, so it's a Sunday, I'm like, you know what? Torbs is like out doing something. I'm going to. It's today that day. I'm going to get up there and I'm going to do this.

Fuck yeah. So I get up there and I've got the little mounts for the curtain rod thing because it goes across the thing. So there's like three brackets. Did I drill it into the wall? Yeah. So I get up there and I put a mark on the wall where I'm going to screw the brackets into and I get the drill and I've got the thing

and I'm up there and I'm like, fuck yeah. And I start like putting it into the wall and I can't get the screw to go like into the wall. Like it won't like actually tap through. Yeah, exactly. And I was like, oh, that's really weird. And then I was like, I'm not going to let myself get frustrated. Even that tone, I can already hear it.

I was like, I'm not going to let myself get frustrated. I'm going to put this down and I'm going to move on to a different part of the job. And so I just left that and I was like, tools will be home in a minute. He can like give me a hand with that. He gets home and he goes, oh, the reason that didn't work is because the like torque of the drill was set too low. So it wasn't fast enough, which is why I couldn't get

into the thing. And he was like, so like good job for stopping because you probably would have like fucked something up if you had kept going. So I'm like, look at me go. Isn't this growth? And I'm, like, kind of hot and a bit mad, but I'm like, no, I'm going to move on to something else.

So then, yes? Sorry, I'm just, have you seen the video clip, Work From Home? Yes. That's got Camilla Cabello? Oh, it's not Camilla Cabello. Little Mix. Is she in it? No, she's in whatever band it is.

Is she in Little Mix? Camilla Cabello? No, it's not Little Mix Cabello. Little Mix. Is she in it? No, she's in whatever band it is. Is she in Little Mix? Camilla Cabello. No, it's not Little Mix, but it's something like that. It's one of those like we put together all these X Factor. Oh, like a super group type thing. Can you Google that? Sorry? Work from home.

Fifth Harmony. Fifth Harmony. Fifth Harmony, they're all the fucking same. And they're holding the drill and they're like tapping. And they're like hot as fuck. Tapping a hammer on a cement mixer and stuff. It's amazing. This is what I'm picturing because we like dressed

in like sexy construction working gear. I was wearing my denim romper. So, yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't say that I dressed for. Please tell me you had a tool belt on. I didn't have a tool belt. I don't have one of those.

Can you get one? Can I buy one? Yeah. Can you send me photos with you in it? Yeah, I can. Nothing else. Nothing else. Anyway, and so, like, I get a bit hot and angry that, like,

I couldn't get the drill to work and then, like, towards just fix it. I'm like, okay, that's fine. Like, move on to the next thing. Yep. And then I'm like, I'll put all of the little hooks in the top of the curtain so then when the curtain rod is up. Yep.

All good to go. We can just slide it all on. up yep all good to go you can just slide it all on i undo the curtains and i realize though that the hooks that i've bought are not the right hooks and my world just like comes fucking crashing down because this job that i was gonna start and finish yesterday is like now unfinished and I have to go after work today to buy the right fucking curtain hooks. Well, not after we organise the murder mystery. We've got a bit on today. Oh, yeah. The murder mystery, the corn relish dip.

So, but is this the kind of thing? Because like you said. I'm losing momentum. Yeah. And is this the thing that could throw us? Well, yeah. So I'm- And now with the corn relationship and the murder mystery thing that we've got to do after this, I might never go to Spotlight again.

This is not sounding good for you. And I've got like three brackets in the fucking- I was going to say, is there holes in the wall? Well, the brackets are in, but not the curtain rod. And then you'll have this permanent reminder of what could have been for the rest of your life. But not the curtain rod yet because obviously I was like, don't put that up because I'll sling all the curtains onto there,

which you can't do yet. So where's all the stuff? Just sitting there? It's on the table, on my beautiful fucking table. Because I'm like, don't let the curtains get dirty because if they go on the floor, they're going to get all fucked up and like, people's going to go on them. Janine will roll over them, try and mop them or something.

So I'm really trying not to lose momentum and I'm hoping that I can. Let me just check the diary. When can I pencil in for a circle back? This afternoon. There'll be a bonus episode this afternoon. No, I'm going to say Wednesday. Wednesday is episode? No, it's not even going to be in the episode.

It's literally going to be. I love to see it and it's going to be, hey, everyone, look at my beautiful fucking curtains. And I put money on that. How much? How much the murder mystery party costs. Deal. I'll pay for the murder mystery party game.

You'll pay with 10 years behind the slant. I'll pay for the crime. Yeah. So I've got to go back to fucking Spotlight and you don't love to see that because I can't go to Spotlight and only buy one thing as well because of all the craft stuff. No, Spotlight to you is Rebel Sport to me. Oh, I do like Rebel Sport as well though.

Yeah, it's fucking good, isn't it? I just love looking at all the colourful balls. Yeah. Like it's so thrilling. Anyway, yeah. And you should have seen Tony at that underground nightclub in New York. I'm worried I'm going to lose momentum. So I'm really like, nope, going to.

Should we go for a bike ride today? I might actually. Is that an affordable? Maybe I'll ride my bike to Spotlight. No, because you won't be able to take the brackets. Oh, no, you've got two baskets. Yeah, but also it's just the little hooks. Sorry, Tony's just done a very suggestive hand gesture

when describing the so-called hooks. Hey, I bet you you love to see it. Amazing. It's cold water. We have joked. It's not actually that fun. It's actually been fucking crazy windy and just weird weather in Melbourne for the last two weeks.

Really fucked. And everyone's all kooky because the wind is a bit crazy, the hay fever and the pollen, it's the starters. Like, it's all fucking going on. Yeah, there's pollen, it's the starters. Like, it's all fucking going on. Yeah, there's trees down all over the place. Like, it's wild. Now, thanks to Tapa Emily for sending this through and bringing it to my attention.

A donut maker at the Salamanca Market in Hobart, which if you haven't been to the Salamanca Market in Hobart, 10 out of 10 recommend. They're actually fucking sick. They're way better at being at than they are trying to say. I was wondering if. Yeah. Yeah.

Nah, good on ya. Great to attend. Shit to say. Yeah. But just go instead of talking about it. Yeah. You know what I mean. So the donut maker at Salamaker Market.

She. Secret recipe, obviously. Yeah. Well, so say that the market's Saturday mornings. I'm assuming she spends all day Friday. Getting it all ready. Yeah. Heating up the oil.

And because of the wind, the market got cancelled last minute. Because you imagine outside of the market, it'd be fucking chaos. Well, just no one will come, probably. Like, and then they go, well, what's the point in holding it if no one's going to come down? She's got like $4,000 worth of donuts and like pastries and bits and pieces and stuff. Oh, I will take one for the table. I'm happy to. And my love to see it is Tony and I went to Hobart.

$4,000 worth of pastry. No, so Queen, who is the owner of Salamanca Market Coffee and Donuts, took 900 donuts to the Royal Hobart Hospital and said, I know I'm pretty, is it just everywhere in the world hospitals are crazy right now? Like busy. Yeah. Yeah, it must be.

And so everyone's working hard and she's like, you know what? If anyone deserves a little donut on their break or whatever, like I've made them anyway. So she like gets the truck around around loads it up takes it to the hospital 900 donuts to the hospital staff and patients on saturday because she couldn't serve them to customers she said instead of wasting them i actually had a great day walking around the hospital handing them out it would make you feel amazing yeah so good on you quing uh from the salamanca market market coffee and donuts and And thanks to Emily for bringing that to my attention.

We might get Sophie to post the name of it in the episode thread so that you don't have to Google Salamanca Market Markets like as Brian was saying it. We'll give you the actual name. I actually had one of the best days of my life at the Salamanca Market Markets. Yeah. Best day of my life at the Salamanca Market Markets.

I've never been to Hobart. I've never been to Tassie. I'd love to go. It's awesome. One of the best days of my life at the Salomonka Market. I've never been to Hobart. I've never been to Tassie. I'd love to go. It's awesome. One of the best days of my life. Why? What happened? Well, I think we're going to a music.

Yeah, we were. We're going to a music festival. You're going to like Dark My Folk or something. That's something. No, it was Falls Festival. Oh, yeah. And that started the next day. So we're like, let's all go in the day before.

We'll stay at a Backpackers, blah, blah, blah. That's sick. And so we go down to the markets and i was just like all of our friends were there and like this like the seafood guy it's like yeah i caught these this morning that's amazing the fish and chip shop guys like yeah like this fish we caught it this morning can we go to tassie yeah and then maybe you said dark mofo there's it's moo brew it was like a local tasmanian brewery sick and they had like a little cart there, like just slinging beers. So we were just like on the water.

And you know how the Sydney to Hobart yacht race? Yeah. The yachts are coming past us. Oh, my God. This sounds like a cinema film. Actually, so we're drinking like these local beers. We're eating the local seafood. And we're just like, are we kings?

Is this what kings do? That's a really beautiful story. It was like one. And then I had to go to beautiful story it was like one and then i had i had to go to the music festival was like okay secondary to like how about that market the wholesome experience i wasn't that wholesome by the end of it because we did not leave for a very long time pretty sure johnny and i wrestled ripped each other's clothes off and ended up in the water oh so what's the best day of your life the tazzies are still trying to rebuild for

actually what i will do is i will post a photo in today's episode thread from that day Oh, so what's the best day of your life? The Tazzy's are still trying to rebuild. Yeah. Actually, what I will do is I will post a photo in today's episode thread from that day because I'm pretty sure there's a back catalogue on my Facebook somewhere. And I'm pretty sure I lost a shirt and didn't give a fuck. This feels like three you love to see. It's in one. First the donuts, then you having the best day of your life. My love to see it is Tasmania.

And that we're going to get to see you shirtless. Four, Tasmania. I'd really like to go. It's actually great. Do you know what's quite sick, actually? The, like, spirit of Tasmania, the ferry. Like, you can put your car on there and then you sail overnight or whatever, but you can take dogs.

Yeah, right. Like, you have to put them in, like, a kennel area. But, like, you can take a dog with you. That's how we got our stuff to the Falls Festival on the boat. Yeah, right. Yeah. But how sick that you can. You want to take Pippa down there?

Well, Torbs and I have talked about maybe doing it because like you've already got a car. We wouldn't have to get a thing for Pippa. Like she'd come with us and stuff. We have talked about going down there. How are her sea legs? Well, she's never been on a boat. She doesn't like swimming, but that's not the same as being on

a boat is it because she wouldn't be getting wet no it does suck though that they've got to go in the little house like you can't like have them with you oh really yeah they go in like a little kennel so they say dog area you got your own room i don't know if you can get a room. You can book like a chair. Oh, great. Here you go, Pip-pop. Sit there. Yes, sit in this chair. We'll share. She's under three.

I've got a lot to say here, which there's no way that I can back up all of those you love to say. It's including fucking Tasmania, but I'm going to try. Do you know the comedian Guy Montgomery, the Kiwi guy? Yes. He's got a new show on ABC Ivy called Guy Montgomery's Guymont Spelling Bee. And he's been doing it at Fringe for a few years and he gets like comedians on as contestants and they do like little spelling challenges. It's just recently gotten like a run on the ABC and it's got like eight episodes or something. And we've been watching it over the last week.

We've kind of polished off the season. But my love to see it is like watching a game show or quiz show because you like don't go on your phone. You like watch it and do the activities with them. And so Torbs and I have been watching this thing and like spelling along and like realised that we weren't like on our phones at the same time. Guy Montgomery replaced The Chase. Well, The Chase is early in the afternoon.

So Pippa and I watched that together with Larry. And then Guy's on at night time, went towards his home. I was like, oh, just be good. Yeah, no, I would never say that about Gold Logie winner Larry Emder. See, it is easy to say Gary Emder. The show's good as well. Yeah, it's really, really funny. So it's Guy Montgomery and Aaron Chen, if anyone's familiar,

watched Fisk. He's like the receptionist in that show. But it's really fucking good and all the contestants are awesome. But I was like, how good that there's a show that you don't like look at your phone. And then because we were on iView, we started watching like old episodes of Spicks and Specks. Same energy. iView goes off. watching like old episodes of Spicks and Specks. Same energy.

iView goes off. Yeah, it does. It does. But. Have you just discovered what a game show is? No, but I would never think, oh, let's put on an old episode of fucking Spicks and Specks. Yeah.

But it was like recommended for you when the season ended. And we were like, oh, yeah, a bit of noise. Like we're still cooking dinner or something. Yeah. And I was like, this is awesome. Because you start chatting and then we were having a great conversation about, like, this album that had come out that both of us had listened to.

Old Spicks and Specks is great because we both used to be music people. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So who's the new singer with the new album? Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter because all the people on there are old. Oh, great. And they all like the same music.

Great, great, great, great, great. But, yeah, I thought that was really fun. That is good you love to see it. Yeah. Good you love to see it. Obviously not as good as mine. Well, no, I mean, you did six, so compounding interest of how good yours was.

Well, mine on average would be less than your one. That's what I mean, but like all together, cumulatively. However, very great episode. Tomorrow. Sorry, live air check of ourselves. That was good. Great episode. I reckon we post this one.

Yeah. Tomorrow we have confessions. You can send them through at tonyandryan.com.au. I'm just going to say a few words and then we're going to nod and we'll come back tomorrow. Okay. Grinder, break and entering. Okay.

And I'm not talking about sphincters oh see you said that we were going to come back tomorrow oh sorry come on my back tomorrow sorry love you everyone love you so much bye