Toni and Ryan - Shareholders Meeting (Oct '24)

Episode Date: September 30, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. We are calling Courtney who's in Newcastle. Oh my God. Great day for newie. I hear haven't checked the weather.

I hope it is. Hi, this is Courtney speaking. Tony Ryan speaking. Hi, how are you? Oh, I'm even better. Having heard your very professional way of answering the phone. Yeah, you're at work. What are you expecting a call? Who are you expecting a call from? A lawyer or something?

No, I am at work. I've just gone into a breakout room and I have my colleague, Vesty here, who's also a massive tarpa. Oh, well, tell her to book her own time, mate. Yeah, what's her name? Oh, Kim. Well, you tell Kim to sign up and get her own fucking approval. Bad luck Kim. Oh my gosh, she's left.

Great, great, great. Courtney and only Courtney, do you approve this podcast? Yes, I do approve this podcast. I can hear it. I can hear it. I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. Hey, it's Courtney from Newcastle and I approve this podcast.

Coming up today. Hang on. Pinch and a punch for the first day of the month. No returns. No returns. No returns. Returning no. Not a single return. Yeah. Spooky month.

Spooky. Halloween. And because it is the first of the month, we are having a shareholders meeting. There's a business decision that needs to be made here at Tarp Tower. A potentially lucrative... This is spooky too. It is.

It is. And I'm just going to put it out there. I believe discussing this business opportunity will in itself be the end of the business opportunity. I agree. But we are a community. We're open. You have made our lives what it is and we love you and you need to be involved and have a say.

Yeah. Because we actually can't make this decision without you. I really like what you just said about talking about it's probably going to be involved and have a say. Because we actually can't make this decision without you. I really like what you just said about talking about it is probably going to be the end of it. Yeah. It's very accurate. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

Yep. Yep. But first, these are Tarp Confessions. That's Tarp Confessions, Tony and Ryan podcast. Yes. Confessions. You can submit them frustratingly anonymously at our website. We don't have any information of yours.

So if you've got something that you really need to get off your chest, something that you've seen a neighbor do, something that an ex did to you, tell us all about it. Very anonymous. We can't ask any follow up questions. Now, the thing about the follow up, we still get messages that go, oh, someone mentioned something about this last week. I've got a confession if you want me to tell it.

And I'm like, I can't. yes, but I can't say yes. Cause it's annoyingly anonymous. Yeah. Just tell me the story. Tell me the story. I'm open to all stories. And also if you send it on Instagram, we can keep you anonymous, but it's kind of against the thing, so send them on the website.

First one is family drama. When I was 18, my mom and my whole family discovered that my dad was having an affair. Oh, heartbreaking. We were all devastated and my mom leaned heavily on my sister and I for support during this time. Poor mom. She kept saying, I can't understand how someone would cheat. And we just felt so bad for her. That, oh, that, and I'm not, you like, especially when you get to 18, you kind

of like, oh, my parents are a done deal. Yeah. Surely by now. They've gotten this far, you know. Three weeks later, we all found out that my mum was also having an affair and we felt so sympathetic and we're taking care of her and she was doing the hippity dippity for the whole time to someone else as well. What?

Oh my God, was it like that song when they were having an affair with each other? I don't know the song, but, and I don't think that's the case. Pina colada is in the rain. You know that song? That sounds like drinking in the rain, not putting it in. Do you know that song, how it's like, but they were actually both chatting with each other. So the whole story is like they were lying in bed with each other, both emailing someone secretly.

I thought that it was about drinking in the rain. Yeah, no, that's it. That's like, a little bit, but that's kind of like the top line of their personal life. It's like, if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, like email me at this thing and they're laying in bed together, emailing their lover, but it's each other. Is this the Meg Ryan movie? You've got mail. You've just, I think you're describing you've got mail.

And it was, that's a movie, not a song. No, no, no, no. They had a video. No, no, no. But you know that song? I do, because when I said, do you like Pina Colada, everyone got stuck into me about how I said Pina Colada. That was like three years ago.

Yeah. But you know that song and they were messaging each other. Maybe the mum and dad were in an, in a fair with each other. They were both doing the hippity dippity with someone else. And you would be so fucking mad. Yeah, cause you'd taken care of your mum and you felt sorry for her and like. And she was getting her rocks off with bloody Jim from down the road.

She was a bit chummy with someone else and I confronted her and she confessed to me and swore me to secrecy. A bit chummy, more like a bit cummy. You should be a romance novelist. Yeah, I could, I think. I was getting a bit cummy with a guy down the road. My chum made me cum. That's the title of the book and the episode. That reminds, the word chum makes me think of the dog food. Yeah. Or like throwing that

into the water, like on a fishing trip. Yeah. Like, yeah. Sorry, that's intense. My mum swore me to secrecy. I found it really hard not to tell my sister as my sister and I were really close. Also, oh my god, okay. Ten years later, I found out my sister also knew but had also been swarmed to secrecy. So we both thought we were the only one that didn't know and we didn't talk to each other about it. Does the dad know? Are the mom and dad still together? They're not together anymore. They've, hey, a year later they fucked, he fucked off.

Did this really happen or is this an episode of days of our lives or something? That sounds so- Well, days of our lives is nonfiction. That's why I just said, is this, did this really happen? Or is it an episode of- It did really happen and it is an episode. It's a documentary. I think getting on your high horse when you're doing the same things a bit like-

And I think that being hurt is like, but then you're just like really playing the victim, aren't you? Yeah. If you go, well, I can't believe that someone would do that to me. And then you go, oh, but yeah, I am fucking Jim from down the road. Yeah. Good on Jim. Who's Jim? What did his wife say?

Yeah, what's his dear? This next confession is called how I really met my partner. How I really met my partner. Some couples who met on Tinder say we met at a bar as it seemed more socially acceptable, which is a shame, but I get it. And I actually get it too. I think back in the day of like online dating, I think especially these days though, people are like, yeah, I met my husband on Tinder. How crazy is that?

Rachel and Darce, my cousin. Yeah. Like, you know, really common now, but back in the day of like RSVP and like, what is that like stupid? Yeah. Um, plenty of fish. Plenty of fish. Yeah. And like, I'm thinking of school of rock or school of fish. Well, that's how I met Jack Black.

But you know what I reckon back in those days, a bit like, cause people would be like the internet, people be like, the internet. People didn't trust the internet then. Do you, does everyone want to have a good time? Yeah. So back in like the eighties, men would submit like a video of themselves and it'd be like, hi, I'm Gary. I love fishing.

And then they, the people would make it into a compilation and then like these tapes would get like mailed out to all the single ladies and they would like watch the video and go, Oh, Carrie's a bit of a rock. Number six for me. Literally. And that was like pre internet. So like speed dating, but very slow because I actually think that's quite charming. I'm pretty sure on YouTube you can watch them now and they're like, they couldn't be more eighties. You know what I mean?

I actually quite like that. I think that's quite endearing. Imagine how confident you'd have to be to put yourself out there like that. Well, Gary loves fishing. Gary does love fishing. He's always said that. You can imagine, it must be nice sitting sitting down with, like, I believe, like, ladies would sit down with their mums and their aunties and they'd always go, oh, he seems like a

nice chap. Why don't we, you're number seven for me. Yeah, pop, tick him on the form. Yeah, and go, what do you think about him? Oh, no, I don't like the other guy. And they'd all sit down and discuss and then you'd send your form back and you'd go, here's my, my, um. Here's my pic.

Yeah. I actually think that's quite sweet. Anyway, I think these videos, if you're YouTube. Like 80s dating videos? Yeah. I actually think that's quite sweet. I think these videos, if you YouTube. Like 80s dating videos? Yeah. 80s dating compilation. A wild road. Maybe we should react to one of those on a- Yes. Yes. Write that down, Sophie. Or does that sound mean? Does that sound a little bit mean? No, because we're pro- I think it's really, I think you'd have to be so fucking confident to do that. It's the same when people do speed dating. I could never ever deal with that kind of like pressure. You'd be great at speed dating.

No, I wouldn't. I'd be terrible. Why don't we? I'm better on paper than I am in person. No, you're great on being in person. Actually, I'm not great on either. Yes. Oh, yes.

We've found it. Oh, I've seen one of those before. It's in a Vine compilation. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. I think they did the rounds like, oh, like 10 in a vine compilation. Oh, I love it. We'll watch one of those on a DCI in Patreon.

Oh, look at that guy. What a lovely guy. Someone to meet with. Pick someone to meet with. Are they still about long? They're probably dead. No, if they were single in their thirties and eighties, how old would they be now? Twenty four.

Seventies? Seventy. They might be dead. Well, we don't really have, neither of us have. I might be dead. Sorry, man. It's the thought of getting some Gary in here. It's like.

It's the fishing. I thought about the fishing. All right. Anyway, 80s dating video. That's all really wholesome in this video. This confession is not so. That is really wholesome. I think that's really cute. We should, I'm on a DCI. It's a great time. Yeah. We'll all really wholesome in this video. This confession is not so. That is really wholesome. I think that's really cute.

We should, I'm on a DCI. It's a great time. Yeah. We'll watch one. We'll watch one. Inside our Patreon. Okay. Back to confession.

Sorry. I just coughed to death almost. I lead a public life. I'm known by many people. So I would never admit this with my name attached. Is this a Ryan John fashion? That's funny. That's funny. That's funny.

Yeah. But my long-term partner and I met at a swingers party. Hot. I do get it though. Yeah. As in like, it's fine for us, but explaining that to my auntie is just like, yeah, you know, uh, there were lots of people at this swingers party. I was having sex with someone and my now partner was watching.

Once we made eye contact, it's like we both knew we were the one for each other. While I had some other guys cocking my puss, he had my heart and soul in the palm of his hand. That's a bit like what happened to Sophie and her husband. Why? What? Because Sophie was at a party like with someone else and then like asked her husband like for a lighter. So it's a bit the same.

Some similarities, a lot of differences. Like pretty close. I'm just a friend though. Yeah. But you were there with someone else and then like, oh, accidentally. Like that's the same. So hang on. When I said I had some other guys cock else and then like, Oh, accidentally. Like that's the same. So hang on. When I said I had some other guys,

What's a cooking pussy between friends? I think that's close. He asked if he could join. I didn't know that to you with some other guy. So she went to this like random party, like by accident, like a friend of a friend of a friend and like went with someone else. But then like met Ryan by accident. Who was the friend you were with?

Oh, Mike Sully was the guy who invited me. Yeah. His friends. Mike Sully. But know that I met, I just met someone in that house party on the dance floor. He went outside to have a cigarette, needed a lighter. Sophie did not smoke. Just letting you know.

I wasn't smoking, but I asked Rin who was smoking at the time, sorry, for a lighter for this other guy. And then Rin was like, why doesn't that guy ask for the lighter? And I was like, great question. And then that guy just- So as you can see the similarities and where I got that from. Can I tell a confession of my own? Yes, safe space.

When I was in the US, I used to like go and ask girls for lighters because it was just an excuse to use the accent. Yeah. Yeah. And I never smoked. Any of you Sheilas got a lighter? That wasn't exactly how it said. Need a kangaroo Joey for me lighter.

George jumping, Jillaroo. I've lost me lighter. Throw a shrimp on me Barbie. I need a lighter, darling. Can I throw my shrimp in your Barbie, sweetheart? You don't have a lighter, darling. Can I throw my shrimp in your barbie, sweetheart? You don't have a lighter, do you? If anyone remembers Ryan doing that to them, if you could text us. You know what would be really bad? I thought, oh wait, Tony and Ryan.

They text us. We're not in the 80s for those videos. Yeah. So I didn't smoke. So all that needed to happen once was some girl to go, here you go. And I would have gone, uh, uh, but it never happened. They just go, Oh my God, he's from London. Oh, just this down the road.

Yeah. You're close. I once said I was from Australia and this guy goes, Oh, have you met Jerry? He's from South Africa. Americans. I was really fucking annoying. They go, you must know him. And I go, that's ridiculous. And I was like, I actually do know Jerry. I met him at a party last week. Good day, Jerry. And he goes, did they make you talk about rugby?

And I go, yeah. I said, no. And then you look over at Jerry's go, throw a shrimp on the bar. You can't make a lighter from your sheila's. South Africa is just, yeah, 10 kilometers south of Sydney. So close. He asked, oh, sorry, the girl's riding this guy. Oh my God, I'm sorry, I forgot about that fucking bus situation.

Let me put you in the position, literally. Please. So there's a guy sitting in an armchair at a swingers party. A cuck chair. No, no, he's not, he's. He's not cucking, he's fucking. Yeah, which is. Hilarious.

He's sitting in the chair, she's like on top of him, riding him, facing the guy who's watching from the door and making eye contact with the guy. Like that, wowza. Almost did another bingo there. He asked if I could join and I yelled, yes, before he could even finish the question. Was it a yes to the... It was a yes and. The wee lad or the yes to, you know. Needless to say, it was an amazing night and has led to the most amazing relationship. That is so beautiful.

We've been inseparable ever since, even if we still attend a few parties from time to time. Oh, like Sophie. Hey, it's Courtney from Newcastle and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpas over at our Patreon. A lot of exclusive stuff over there. Heaps of cool stuff. I'm going to try and pick up all of these champion tarpas with my Australian accent. Okay. Isabella. Get out, Isabella, you fucking good sort. It's Isabella.

What did I say? So I gotta be aggressive there. You did. Isabella Tolado. I don't know if I want to do it, I have overcommitted. You actually sounded less Australian when you just did that than when you normally. Yeah, no, I'm not doing that anymore. How about I just do it?

Joe Shannon, good on you, Joe. Jesse Holcroft, touch'm not doing that. How about I just do it? Joe Shannon, good on you Joe. Jesse Holcroft, touch my Holcroft. Tyrone, good on you. Samantha Hakey and our mate Lily Abschmolvik. Thank you, Lily. Do you want to do, say hello to Lily? Lily, I'm Australian. Please sleep with me. Get back to us on that one, Lil.

Shareholder meeting. Can I jiller-root ya? What is a jiller-roo? It's a very, I feel like the- Cause a Jackaroo and a jiller-roo, isn't it? I feel like the jiller-roos are like, is that the Australian women's rugby team? It's like a nickname for one of our national teams. Yeah, but cause it's like an Australian word and all of them just use Australian words.

Isn't it just like a little kangaroo? Is it like a kangaroo? No, that's a joey. But like, is it a weird off shoot of that? It's a woman who is learning to work on a sheep or cattle farm. Is it a jillaroo? Cause a Jackaroo is the male equivalent. And like Jack and Jill, you know, that classic tale.

Classic. Jasmine Wildner has sent a message to the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. Oh, hi, Jazz. Is it the same Jazz you just mentioned? No, I'm thinking of Jasmine Daisy Rose. You are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Now this might trigger a few OGs and some co-hosts of this podcast, but I'm just going to read this comment. Some co-hosts. Okay. That sounds like me. Just wanted to send a shout out to Australia. Now this might trigger a few OGs and some co-hosts of this podcast, but I'm just going to read this comment out. Some co-hosts? Okay.

That sounds like me. Just wanted to send a shout out to Australia Post for coming through and delivering my parcel within a day. Oh, beautiful. I know lots of people, including some of the hosts of the Tony and Ryan podcast, have had their ups and downs and highs and lows with Australia Post. My new Bond's underwear arrived the next day with standard shipping and the postie rang the doorbell.

You love to say that. You love to see it from Jasmine. Jazz. That's beautiful. That is beautiful. That's great news actually. Which is a great little tale to bring into today's shareholders meeting at top tower.

So if do we have a gavel? Cool. Please hit it. Order. Tarpers gather around. I wish I got one of those little wigs. Yeah. American.

I don't know why we're, I don't know why we've just become like the federal Supreme court, even though this is like a business meeting. Well, Australia is a federation. And if you were doing anything across the whole of Australia, technically that would be federal and not that necessarily what we're talking about is Australia wide, but potentially it could potentially be. Okay. I don't understand where that, but I agree.

Because we aren't saying. Has Lily got back to us yet. No, nothing back from Lily. I think she's not interested. She's left you on read. Okay. So here's the state of play. We are no longer a Spotify exclusive. We're out in the wild.

Holy shit. Hang on to our seat of our pants and we've been offered a sponsorship by. No, we're not saying the thing. We've been offered a sponsorship by... No, we're not saying the thing. We've been offered a sponsorship by a... Someone. By someone. A business. A federal business is where I was going.

Oh, I did not pick up on that. No, oh. Well, you played it so well. Um, we have been offered a sponsorship by a business. A business. That we have historically, have historically wanted the best from them but have not received the best from them and have been quite vocal about how fucking shit they are from time to time.

Would you say that Jasmine hit the nail on the head? We've had our ups and downs with potentially this business. Yeah. I feel like we've had many frustrations. At times. At times. Sometimes they come through like what Jas said. Yeah. And times. At times. Sometimes they come through, like what Jas said. Yeah.

And sometimes they don't. And maybe that's just life. But what's made things different is we've been offered money. Well, the business in question, who we won't name, Voldemort, will actually have said, would you be interested in? Us sponsoring the podcast. Yes. Coming together in a business sense. Now we thought.

And we're not saying who it is. We're not saying who it is. For privacy reasons. But we did think surely A, they haven't listened. B, as someone taking the bill, we don't do pranks, but are we being pranked? That is an unprecedented third option. I don't even think of that. But there was a lot of confusion and then we kind of went, I mean, would we love the cash?

Sure. But we all kind of went, but surely we can't. Surely we can't. We don't want to be that team that maybe- And I've always loved them. Yeah. And like, oh, so excited about this because whilst it is exciting and very cool, can we do that? And what I want to just preface and appreciate is that it might be hard for our

top to make a decision because they don't know what business we're talking about. Um, so I'll mail them a letter and it'll say what the business is. And then they'll get it all. They won't potentially. The thing is, I'll get a text saying we came to your house and no one was home. No, but, and I don't know, but I just, I'm saying, I want to appreciate that. Obviously we're asking you to make a judgment blind on this and you don't know what we're doing about.

The thing is, is that like, we literally, yeah, we're out in the wild now and like Sophie's got a kid, you know, you've got a kid, I've got a kid. We're working. Mouths to feed. Mouths to feed. Mouths to feed salmon. Yes. So what's important, and this is genuine. Genuine. What's important. Did you hear me kick that thing under the table?

I did. Yeah. I thought it was Sophie's gavel again. Right in the corner of the knee. Do you know what I went to do this morning? Like slide on my shoe and it was like under the bench on the kitchen and my little, um, toe just went fucking east on the like pole of the, you know, it went like, oh, it went the wrong direction. Yeah. Don't you hate that?

And it got there safely and on time. And I loved the service. And I loved the dress. Yeah. got there safely and on time. I think what's important for me is like we were saying before, I've seen some influencers who clearly don't use the thing, clearly hate the thing will then come out and say, I've always used this. I've always loved it. And you say, that's bullshit. Or even like one week say, this is the only water bottle I use.

And then the following week, it's a different water bottle. And you go, this is actually the only one I've ever used. Well, which one is it? So I feel like- We don't wanna be those assholes. We don't wanna be those assholes. Hence we just wanna go, hey, we've had our differences in the past. How do we feel about moving forward?

And we've had some positive experiences with this business. And let it be known, I will still take their money and be truthful about my experience in the future. But see, this is where I think it gets to the point where they probably won't want that. And that's on them. And that's fine. That's not on us. But we just, we wanted to bring it to the team. Yep.

Ask some questions and again, judging the blind, however, we hope that you can help us. Let us know in today's episode, Dread, what you reckon. Do you reckon? And who maybe you think the brand is. But we wanted to get a vibe check of what we should do. But I think like you've hit the nail on the head earlier and said that now that we've talked about it, maybe the, maybe everything isn't in play because they'll go, maybe not. Yeah. So this podcast reaches them. You know what? And if it doesn't reach them,

we'll know that they're not for us because they don't, they're not top. But if they reached out to us, they clearly don't listen anyway. But do you remember when they messaged me on Instagram that time? And said, and said what post, what, um, what, um, no. Which outlet did not deliver your package? Which store did you try to mail it from? Yes, to mail it from. Yeah. No names. Um, and then remember they messaged me on Instagram and I was like, no, I'm not interested

in getting anyone in trouble. It was just like airing my grievance. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. So they have people on the inside. You know, that is true. That is true.

Okay. And as a corporation potentially, it might be a small business we're talking about, but as a corporation, people that work there don't represent the, like what happens, do you know what I mean? Do you reckon it's such a big place that like the person doing the DMing and the people doing that, we want to spend money on a podcast, probably they don't know each other. They don't even, they're not even on the same floor. Three departments away.

Yeah. So there would be tarpers that work potentially at this place. Not that they know what we're talking about, but there would be people that work there that love the pod that have nothing to do with the problems we've had. I just thought of something crazy. What? Remember where we used to work at Producee, where the studio used to be? Yeah, how there's the new building there.

That's going to be their head office. Yeah. We could have been like having coffee with these people. With the enemy. Not enemy, with the cash providers. So you've to be their head office. Yeah. We could have been like having coffee with these people. With the enemy. Not enemy, with the cash providers. Oh. So you gotta change your mindset.

That's thanks for the coffee mate. Yeah, that's funny. All right, so in the episode thread today in the Facebook group. Vibe check. Vibe check, A, should we take the cash? B. Stop saying take the cash,

I think that sounds a bit grim. Or should we work with them? Yes, I think we should. For cash. Collaborate. Collaborate. And does anyone like Wildstab in the Dark guess who it is? Yeah. In brackets, wrong answers only.

I wonder though, if like maybe if they wanted to purchase socials, if we could post them. They're called New Zealand most. Federally in Australia. Anyway, like vibe check. I feel like that's the most important part of this. I probably have like 48 hours to get back to them. Okay.

All right. Let us know. Type quick. Type quick. Type quick. What do you love to see? I've got a love to see here from Carly Oggren. Hi Carly!

Who went to the show over the weekend, and I believe you went to the show in Melbourne. I did go to the show. How was it? It was fun. Fun? Good times? Yeah, we went on Friday. Beautiful weather.

Yep. Did you see the animals or did you just... I slathered myself in fucking sunscreen. Did not get burnt. Very proud of myself. Good for you. I did get something on the, because I'm an idiot. Oh.

Me and Mabel were playing golf. So, but did you see the animals or were you more doing the rides and the show bags? What area did you go to? Did everything. Like hoofed the whole way around. Because I don't know if you got to meet one of the stars of the show

that Carly got to meet at the show on Friday. Oh my God. She met this little lamb and the little lamb's name is Young Gravy. Oh, that's so cute. I did actually look at the animals. Yeah. Did you see me? I posted on my Instagram story about a few animals that I met.

Should I tell you what you texted me? What I text you? You said our meet and greets are better than Snoopy's. Oh, right. Oh, I text you. You said our meet and greets are better than Snoopy's. Oh, right. Oh, well Snoopy. Oh, so you saw that. Yeah. Thanks for replying. I saw it. Oh, thumbs up. No, you didn't do anything. And then the next day just texted something else about your fucking life. I don't care. But yeah, so Snoopy was doing a meet and greet and it was just pretty short-lined, I thought. How embarrassing.

He's not getting podcast deals from New Zealand most? No, he's not. But my love to see it is that Carly saw a sheep called Young Gravy. That is beautiful. Yeah. I actually also have a royal show related, you'll love to see it. Great. I forgot to bring this in yesterday, so we're all pretending that.

It's Monday. Lol. Um, well, I think that you're going to regret not being nice to me about my texts, cause I've got you a little present Ryan from the Royal show. I do regret it. Ooh, last time on this was a. You can open your eyes. It's a Hawthorn Hawke Showbag. I got you the Hawke Showbag from the Royal Show.

Didn't get the Brisbane Lions one? No, they were sold out. Yeah, good on them. Good on them. What have we got? Oh, hello. We got a- So full of goodies.

We got a- that's a mean cap. Yeah. We got a Hawke's cap. We got a footy, which you're not going to regret buying me for the office. Because it's not going to be flying around knocking printer cables over. It hit me in the face. A drink bottle.

And a cup. A cup. So I can drink inside and out. Yes. On the go, I believe. Playing cards. Yes. Oh, cool.

A little flag. Yeah. Wow. It keeps going, doesn't it? Yes. There's a lot of stuff in there. Some bumper stickers. Yeah. Wow. It keeps going. Yes. There's a lot of stuff in there. Some bumper stickers.

Oh, we love bumper stickers. We do love a badge with a James Ciser. This is great. I think there might be some temporary tattoos in there. Temporary. We'll see about that. Oh, someone get Maccas on the way home. Tony Lodge. Seems someone went and played McDonald's get Mac is on the way home. Tony Lodge. So if someone went and played McDonald's McCafe on the way home and left a few

monopoly, I believe you mean McDonald's McCafe. That's not what it's called. Oh my God. It's a $10,000 gift card. Oh, well that's part of the present. Did you win? No, it's just one. You need like three of those. Don't you think that's how it works? Oh, do you want you won $10, a gift card if you also get these three other cards. Yeah. That's how it works. Have you never played McDonald's Monopoly?

That is incredible. Thank you. You're welcome. Gee, considering I didn't go to the show, the show's really paying off for me this year. Yeah. You've had a great, great run. It's still going. Is it? It's going till Sunday. Yeah. Well, if I've already seen Young Gravy in the Hawthorne show bag, I mean, what else is there to see? What else is there? No, I totally agree.

Thank you for that. That is excellent. I love it. You're welcome. I love it. Thought you'd like that. You love to see that. Yeah. Tomorrow on the show, what is to- Umpto.

You know how last week we were talking about like, when you knew you were old? Yes. Yeah. I think we're doing okay. Give it to some tapas. Oh, I mean, I went to the Royal show. That's very young. That's a young man's game. But really that's like a toddler's game.

Yeah. But like, it's a young, like you got to be able to fuck around. What was the demographic there? A lot of young families. Yeah. And then also like a lot of, you know, 15 to 25 kind of like groups of friends. Oh, okay.

Like, so teenagers that go on with their mates and like 20 year olds that were there, like with a boyfriend or a girlfriend or what, you know, like that kind of thing. And then, yeah, like us, like, yeah, we, like we fit in. We weren't. With the 15 year olds? No, like, but we fit in.

Do you want to hold hands? But it was like, Did he buy you a show bag? It was not, I only bought one show bag and it was yours. So what's Birdie Beatle doing? I don't know. I didn't even get one. I don't like them.

I think I taste that plastic. Yeah. They're not very good. That's, Fuck right. Nah, I'm honest and I don't think that they're good. I don't reckon they're one dollar. Oh, they used to be... Yeah, nah. They say you're coming. How do I say this nicely? I'm pro birdie beetle,

but the price needs to be right. You know what I'm saying? If you're going to pay too much, you might as well just like not get that. Anyway, old people shit. Love you. I'm going to go play with my Hawthorne stuff. Let us know about the business decision and have a great fucking day. Love you. Bye.