Toni and Ryan - She Got It In But Couldn't Get It Out

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

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You put in your pocket again, mate. Put this ring in there as well and fuck off. I'm Brittany from Court of Lakes, Ontario, Canada. This is charisma from Missouri. I'm Taylor from Melbourne, Australia. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the podcast. My name is Ryan.

This is Tony. This is the Tony and Ryan podcast. Happy hump day. Happy hump day. People. Animals. Aren't we all? Aliens.

You told me the other day you don't believe in aliens. But if they are here, I welcome them. Welcome. Because everyone's welcome. We are at Tony's house because she's broken her foot, got the moon boot on. Yep. Quick update. You're a lot more mobile.

I am. I'm getting pretty. quick. I did a bit of walking over the weekend, though, which wasn't ideal. She got a bit swollen. But she's coming around, I think. Progress. I feel like it's healing as expected.

Turns out I'm really great at healing from an injury. Are you? Yeah, like I excel it so much in my life. I thought this can't be another thing I'm good at, but here we are. Name three others. Things that I'm good at making this podcast with you. I'm good at. making lasanas for Maddie Jane Laura Byrne.

Yep. I'm good at being your friend. You are good at that. Very good. You know, I'm good at lots of stuff. Yeah. Sock and do it. I am good at sucking dick as well.

Thank you for saying. Now last week, it's a sort of in camaraderie. Yep. Some people shared they're like, I've also fallen down some stairs stories. Yep. And off the back of that, it turns out tarpas, we're a clumsy bun. I would believe that. Yeah, we are clumped.

And that's okay, because if we can laugh, even, you know, maybe not right at the time, but after we, if we can laugh about it later, then all is well in the world. So I'd like to start with Michelle Richard. Hi, Michelle. Now, she goes, oh, sorry this isn't about stairs, Ryan, but does a decking count? Decking as in getting hit in the face? No, like a decking, like the back deck. Oh, I thought you meant like getting, like, oh, I got.

I decked him. Like, got a decking? I was like, oh my God. If you check the video, I just sent you, Tony. I'm going to need you to sort of commentate what's happening. Okay. But this is. Well, yep, she's on a decking.

Yep. Yep. She's standing at the corner of the deck. Michelle is currently stuck. Oh my God. Her foot is like up on the railing and her knees through the post. Are you seriously stuck? And it's fully stuck.

I'm not going to pull it. Listen. Oh. This is back. if you got it in you can get it out that is not always true get the tools out it's fucking really stuck in there

yeah oh my god I did the same thing I'm like just yank it do you know that looks fucking terrible yeah it does always shock me that like oh if you got it in you can get it out how come that isn't like I know it doesn't make sense

Is it the panic that it starts to swell? Like, I don't know if you've ever done this, but like, have you ever tried a ring on in a shop? And like, like, say you're just walking through like a fucking, like a shit kind of jewelry store and they've got all the rings lined up, whatever. And you're just like, that's cute and you pop it on. And then it's like the Lord sets you on fire.

And your heart is beating so fast. You've never sweat more. It's like you're in a sauna. It's your body. trying to get some sweat to get some liquid under the thing. But you just swell up and you're like, and someone walks over and they go, hey, babe, can I help you? And you go, no, Mickey.

And you're trying to like, you're trying to like cover it up so that they don't know that the ring doesn't fit you. And then you're like, well, how much was it? Because I might have to buy this. Yeah, this ring comes home with me now. Like, it's now part of my person. Like, I'm going to be wearing that to the grave. Like, that she's on there, you know?

Um, I, I think physics is like, the way stuff's angled, it's easier to go one way than the other. For example, it's hard to have this conversation, isn't it? For example. Yeah. Remember those spiky things that when we got the car in Vancouver, we had to drive over. Yeah. And you know how you can drive one way easily, but the other way will pop the fuck out of your tire. It's sort of the same energy. Yeah.

I wonder how much money jewelry stores make out of. of rings people didn't want to buy but I had to wear out. Honest, or the amount of money they've lost because people are being too embarrassed to show you fucking thick red throbbing finger and just walked out and hope that no one noticed you'd stolen it. People losing fingers for loss of circulation is flopping off. Yeah, well, and because there's all these like tricks to get a ring off because people experience this.

WD40. Well, there's like the ring, the string thing. There's like if you put your finger, like your hand in like ice water for a while, it should like shrink up and you might be able to get it up because I've watched a lot of videos of like how you've got a lot of time into this it really stresses me out

it really stresses me out I watched this video actually very recently of a woman who was pregnant and her wedding and so she like kind of was swelling up had put on a bit of weight of course and was like oh my God like I can't get my rings off and she's like I'm hormonal

I'm nervous I'm stressed like I just need to get this fucking ring off and they're there and her husband's like slathering her in butter, like trying to get the ring off and stuff. Far out. Yeah, because it's just so stressful.

So I imagine that having your body stuck in a permanent fixture of a house, much more stressful. You can walk around with a ring on. You can't walk around with a decking on your fucking leg. And I've always, I've always said that. So is Michelle still there?

Like, fucking, did she chew the leg off? What happened? I can confirm she got it. out eventually. 127 hours style. She fucking gnawed that sloth.

Yeah, but the bruises that ended up on her legs was significant. And those tight jeans as well. Like, everything's working against you. And that was the end of skinny jeans. Yeah.

Oh, and it has to be. That's what you get for not bootlegging. Yeah. What's the barrel legging? I'm into fashion. You get it. You get it. Um, Tina Squires.

Tina Tapa, Tapa Tana. Tapa Martina. Tapa Martina. I saw a spider and tried to stomp on it and sprained both ankles and couldn't walk for weeks. Tina! What? Oh, spider! Ah!

Ah! Ah! I want to support you, but I don't think I can. Uh, Tapa, Alex Rodriguez. The tennis player? Yep. Is that Alex Rodriguez? No, you're thinking of Pete Sampras.

No, I think of. I'm thinking of Jennifer Lopez. She's a singer. She was married to Alex Rodriguez, wasn't she? He's a baseball player. A-Rod. A-Rod? Yeah.

I was there. Ball, but, you know. Should we go to play tennis when my foot's better? Let's just heal up first. But I reckon when I'm better, I reckon I'll be... Tennis or paddle board? No? Pickle ball.

Pickle ball. Pickle ball. Pickle ball. No, just paddle. What's paddle? It's... It's like pickle ball, but it's different. It's like, I don't get the difference.

Sounds like it's for young people. It's a cool thing. They do it up the road in Bundura. Do they? Yeah. That's nice. House is in Bondura very well priced, aren't they? Do you reckon it's because they found that guy in that garden the other day?

That's green, isn't it? Alex Rodriguez. The tennis player? The fuck. No. I cut my foot open on the shower door while shaving my legs. Oh. Oh, hang on, on the shower door, like with the shower door or with like the razor?

I cut my foot open on the shower door. Oh. I hopped out bleeding, half dressed and dad was going to drive me to the hospital. Dad came to get me and yelled at me because instead of getting into the car straight away, I put some makeup on. No, I get it. You want to feel hot. I get it. When I finally got stitched up, the doctor was so hot.

I wish I just bled out and died instead of him seeing my unshaven legs. Because she didn't get to finish. And this doctor comes and goes, what's it to be the problem? And she just goes, oh. She goes, well, I've got the makeup on. Eyes up here. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm actually trying to fix your fucking cut open legs. And she goes, I'm actually a famous baseball player. You probably recognize me as Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband. Yeah. Yeah. Well, because for like a while, I'm kind of getting a bit more. flexible now because I can like put my foot up and like before I couldn't put any pressure on it and I can start to do that now. I haven't been able to shave my legs either or my toes

because I could like I can't reach. I can't like bend in the shower because I can only stand on one leg. So it's like it's just like it's too bad. It's actually like an oh H&S issue. I appreciate the honesty and the vulnerability in sharing that. Yeah. Look at this. So I've got like, okay. I already knew. Because I haven't been able to do anything. See where your leg is. I see where I am.

But see this patch here. See, I've really tried. See, no hair here, but then a big patch here because I've tried but missed a huge spot. What does my favourite scar band from the 90s and Tony have in common? They're both called the hairy shins. I've never heard of that band before. The hairy shins. I've never heard of them before.

Yeah, they play at like the tote in Collingwood. You know, it's a little... Oh, sure. Yeah, right. But no, so I appreciate that like then when you go to the doctor. Like, because every time I see them, I'm like, yeah, so... Is that a little Simpsons where Patty... I've got to show you my whole leg?

Patty and Or Salma has a broken leg. I don't know. Or Marge has a broken leg and they crack the cast off and she's like, oh, God. Yeah, but it's like, because they're just like really long, thick black hairs on my leg because I've been shaving them for so long. even though apparently that's a myth. I don't know. I'm hearing that's a myth.

Yeah. Now, Bree, who does a bit of work for us from time to time. Oh, hi, Bree. Who's currently in backpacking in India. Yep. Living the high life, actually. Formerly from here in Melbourne. She was like, well, it's not like we just know this girl in Mumbai.

Yeah. Like she lived and worked here and then she went backpacking. Yeah. And she's actually from Queensland. She lived in the UK for a bit. so some of us know our history so Bree's like went on a trip and you know when you're on it we do this all the time we go on a trip and we go when I get back oh I'm gonna get into the gym I'm gonna eat better every time I'm gonna fucking get it so she goes a little side trip gets back to Mumbai and goes

I'm back yeah I'm into it first day back I'm doing sit-ups on a gym ball and I leaned back a little bit too far and shot like the gym ball just shot out like a cannon because I went too far back and going you know just popped it. Pops out. My back smacked straight on the floor and I had to be carried down four flights of stairs in a tap, no pun intended, while strangers kept saying how heavy I was. They're holding the top carrying her down the stairs. She can't. She's fucking. She's pretty heavy. We might need another spare hair. Hey, do you want to help? I've got a fucking everyone over here? Come on.

So she gets carried down four sets of stairs and had to spend a week in hospital a month in rehab and the people had to undress her so she could pee. And Bree said, and this is something we've all probably said. And that's what you get for trying to take care of yourself. And it's true. Yeah. Look at this.

I was just trying to go and get my Kindle. And that's what you get for reading. Imagine trying to educate yourself and getting a dancer's fracture. Like a fucking fifth metatarsal shaft fracture. Imagine. Cass would. Hi Cass. Oh, yeah, she would.

My glorious stack was for me sitting on a bench at work. So, all right. So imagine like an old school bar where you'd kind of like sit at the bar and there's like a little pole where you'd put your footer. Oh, yeah. I love that because I'm so sure I can never reach the ground. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's like a little footrest. Love that. Except instead of facing the bar, cat, like, turned around and sits up on the bar. Oh. And then as her feet dangle down, they get stuck behind that footrest. So as she falls forward, she can't, like, put her foot out and she just fucking... Timber! Yeah.

And you wouldn't fucking believe it. She did this at work. And there's CCTV footage. Yeah. Yeah. Do we want to, do you want me to tell you the story first or do you want to watch it first? Oh, sorry, all I couldn't think about is her two front teeth. Are they gone?

Let me, I'll get you, what do we do first? Send me the video. Okay. Share, text. Oh, hang on. Oh, here we go. Grandad's on the iPad again. Now, this is actually in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group.

Okay, yep. So she's sitting up on the bench. I can see her there. Hi, Cass. Her family. Oh, fuck. fuck she really hits the deck my feet got hooked on the lower bar i face planted into the concrete smashing my two front teeth to dust no way oh oh it was foretold by me oh god so front

it wasn't like where's the tooth gone it's like it's disintegrated like there is no front teeth anymore uh oh i'm thank now where where does it look like she is in that picture like in a warehouse like on a cutting table yep so that's her work And she said, luckily for me, I clocked in two minutes earlier. So I've now got a brand new smile thanks to workers' comp. Thank God. But she's like, it's like a legat. Like she hadn't like literally punched in.

If that happened on the way, like when you punched in, you covered. When you punch you out, you're back on your own. And she's like two minutes earlier and I would have been out fucking 30 grand or a new phase. Oh, it'd probably be something that you wouldn't ever fix because you'd go, I just can't afford it. oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so oh my i've just cried yeah yeah yeah you can see her teeth in the ground warning for those in youtube if you didn't want to see that scrub back 30 seconds and skip forward it looks that is like actually crash to dust yeah and then she says

Do you want me to rack up a line for you? I was going to say, it does look like, oh, the strange white powder. I've never seen it. I wouldn't know. Next time you get caught, this is just general advice for everyone. Yeah. You get caught with cocaine, go, but your honour, it was just my two front teeth. It's actually my teeth.

I crushed them after hooking my foot on the footstool of a bar. Here's a video. I look a bit different. I'm Brittany from Corthillakes, Ontario, Canada. This is charisma from Missouri. I'm Taylor from Melbourne, Australia. And you're listening to Tony Moran. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tarpers.

Over at our Patreon, you can check it out now. We just yesterday announced that every, sorry, Monday, it's fucking Wednesday. It's October. Don't. Christmas is like... Don't. Don't. Don't.

The other day, oh, fucking the geniuses we've got working here, the other day, Charles goes, did you know that November comes after October? That was a huge date. Because when we were discussing the legalities of Birx by November, he's like, that's next month. Yeah, Charles goes, I was walking on the treadmill this morning and realise that next month is November. I went, well, yeah, often it comes after October.

More than often. Quite regularly. It's pretty normal for that two of it occurred. Um, on Monday we announced that we are doing a 2026th, 20, 20, Ryan calendar. Yep. If you sign up now, you will get a calendar. Um, but everybody that signs up by November 1, you have to be an active champion tarpa by then, you will get a calendar and you'll also go in the draw to win the golden

ticket tarpa. Can I just say about the calendar? Please. Last year's was incredible. Yeah. This year is going to be sick and there's still some debate internally about due for one of the months, I need a clean, shaven face. Yeah.

To be in character. Yeah. You've said too much. I've said too much. But everybody's going to get a calendar. That's done and dusted. However, everybody also goes into the draw to win a trip to be the golden ticket tarpa and come and visit us in Melbourne.

Very exciting stuff. A few of the people on the list. Kate Hogan. Good on you, Kate. Lou, Charles Goodson. Ashley Kaven. I'll be Kaven. The Big Woot.

Good on you, Big Woot. Maddie Fuller, Migsie. Nicole Lack. and Calvin Tishanore. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. We absolutely love to see it. Thanks, Tishanour. We were just talking about clumsy tarpers.

And what did you, what did you say as a group collectively? We're a clumsy bunch. I think that also we all fall into the same category of being like, hmm, about things. Do you remember when... Sorry, can you define that? Yeah, I'm about to. Please.

Do you remember when we talked about how we didn't have any clean cups once and Torbs, my partner, was getting me an orange juice and we didn't have any glasses and he put the orange juice in a coffee cup? Hot orange juice. And you look at it and you just go, something's not quite right here. No, no. Well, since sharing that and a lot of things with the tarpers, we've all kind of ended up on the same side of it being like,

that just doesn't sit right with me. And in the last week, two people close to me have put things in their pockets, and I want to decide as a group which one is more upsetting. Oh, okay. The first one is my partner, Torbs. What, do you put any, PIPA? It wasn't PIPA. After dinner the other night, we were both like, oh, wouldn't mind,

we wouldn't mind a little sweet treat. Oh, you wouldn't, would you? You wouldn't would you? and I was like, oh, do we have any, like, paddle pops? Yeah, like, I wanted, like, an ice cream. Yeah. But, like, you know, when you have, something hits different about, like, a single-ser ice cream.

Like a magnum or a maxi-bon or a paddle pop or something. Yeah. And Todd's goes scrounging in the freezer. We don't have any ice cream. Yeah. But we did have yogurt. And doesn't that feel like something that your mom goes, like, oh, just have some yogurt.

That's a sweet thing. Like, that'll be fine. Where are you out with frozen yogurt I like frozen yogurt like Yochi and stuff But you can't just put regular yoga In the freezer, nah See I've gone

I feel like ice cream I'll have yogurt I'll put it in the fridge It's just not quite good It gets like icy and gross Yeah It's not the vibe So you were playing that game

I was in like Oh no Well it wasn't I felt like ice cream The closest we've got Is just normal vanilla yogurt Like it's yum It's just not really what I wanted.

Anyway, so we settled for that. And Torbs, like, it was like we had like the big, you know, like a kilo tub of yogurt. So he like dishes it up into two bowls. Yep. He walks over. Hands me a bowl. Mm-mm. Well, if he's got a hand on each bowl, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, where's the, he hands me.

he hands me oh my god i have a prop here but that's pepper stick hang on he didn't oh my god where's my oh my god where's my prop oh no see the thing about prop comedy is you need the prop yeah so he's got as you said two hands on two bowls of yogurt he hands me the thing not okay and i was like oh i'll just grab a spoon kind of being like go get me a fucking spoon yeah the emptiest of office yeah oh yeah I've got a broken leg Um Out of his pocket He pulls two

Spoons out of his fucking No And he's He literally, I'm sitting here And he's standing just there And like he's like this And I went

You put spoons in your pocket again mate Put this ring in there as well And fuck off And so he And he went Oh what Like it's just, you know And I was like

that is so weird that I'm with you I can't even imagine the thought process of being like I'll just pop them in my pocket that is so fucking strange I agree that it's strange but you can't imagine the thought process I mean you can figure it right out no no no but like sorry here's how I reckon the thought process man I'm out of pants it wouldn't come to my I wouldn't go oh I don't have enough room I would just be like oh I'll come back did he consider putting the spoons into the yogurt I don't know well maybe he was like like we've got yoga on and I can't put in my pocket. I mean,

one of life's great conundrums. Right. So that's a big... It's weird, right? I don't accuse this of being normal or nah, but I'm going to say no. Do you reckon? Okay. Well, here's the other one.

And I thought that we could decide which one's more upsetting. Pockets or nah. Would you put this in your pocket? That's the song. The other one is that my sister Libby and I, we were hanging out the other day you back in the good books and she was like

oh she'd like call me she's like oh I'll grab lunch on the way like what do you want and she stops and um you know schnitz like the like chicken schnitz when you get it in like a roller or a wrap or whatever it's all the same thing yeah

like yeah yeah what sorry I'm just you're like what could she put in the poppet I just don't like where any of this is going and I'm trying not to look at it I'm trying to stay in the moment, but it's really hard not to look at it. I know, but I think you won't even see this coming. Good. It's like so bizarre.

This is honestly bizarre. She brought the guy who works at Schnitz in her pocket. So she grabs the food and comes over and it's like in the normal. You know how they put in like the paper bag? Yeah, yep. She has the paper bag. We're sitting on the couch. I'm sitting where you are.

She's sitting over here. And the bag is between us and there's chips. on the couch. Pippa is sitting like over there with me. She's fine. Libby picks up her sandwich and a little, she takes a bite or whatever, and a little piece of like,

like a semi-circle of red onion falls out of the set. You know how it's like in the, like the rainbow shape? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A chunk of red onion falls out of her sandwich. No, no. Thanks for watching everyone. She,

picks it up. No, she didn't. No, she didn't. I fucking swear to fucking Jesus Christ. She picks up the onion, kind of like looks around and puts the onion into her pocket. And I'm sitting there. Imagine finding that later. And I said, Libyan. Yeah. Did you just put the onion in your pocket. A question I never thought I'd have to ask with my sister. Never thought I'd have to ask of a 40-year-old woman. And she goes, oh, yeah, I didn't know what else to do with it? I mean, what do you do with it, you know?

There's the bin, the bag of stuff. I'll tell you what you could have done. Literally anything else. Anything else. And she goes, oh, I didn't want people to get it. People's like asleep with me. She's like me. She hates onion.

She's like, I was sorry, do you want people to get? And I was like, Libby, that's going to stink. Like, take that out of your pocket right now. She goes, you're right. She, like, takes... Slides it out with the mayo still attached. Slides it out of her pocket. And then he's like, well, what should I do?

I was like, put it in the bag. Do what you do with a pickle at McDonald's. Fling it on the roof. But just like, put it back. But the bag is right here. Like, just put it in the fucking bag. If she had a flung it at your face and it stuck to your glasses and then squelched down, would have gone, what the fuck?

And if she had said, well, the alternative was putting into my pocket, you go, well, yeah, fair court. Yeah, let me go take these to the sink. Yeah, if they're your only two options, you've picked the right one. Yeah. That is, of all the shit your sister's done. I know. Crazy.

And there's a lot. And because she's just so awkward, I think that she was just like, yes, she, you know, I just popped in my pocket. When was she going to take it out? That's what I was like, well, we, I had so many questions. She's in the laundry the next afternoon. getting oh there must be a tissue in the pocket no it's some fucking onion from snits and because literally like 10 minutes like she's like I can really smell the onion I was like yeah because

you put it in your clothes you put it in your clothes and then so I'm sitting there I've just got so many questions and I'm piercing myself and I get my phone out and obviously write it down because I'm like I have to share this with the people she goes no no don't I was like Libby you've just done the most fucked thing I've ever seen. I'm obviously talking about that on the podcast. I've got something to say. Great. After hearing what Libby's done with the onion.

Yeah. So upsetting. Put whatever utensils in your pocket you want. See, this is... Suddenly, Torbs, also a fuckhead, seems like significantly less of a fuckhead than your sister. And he's marrying into your family. And isn't that crazy?

because we heard that spoon story and went well how can it get me worse the twists and turns of today's episode have been i tell you what's crazy i tell you what's crazy torbs is going to marry you and he's like he's probably regretting it already he's like whoa what a crazy motherfucker but i love this bitch right fair to his surprise oh i'm the normal one Yeah, there's a sister that's even worse. Yeah, you should see the other two. You should see the other two. Oh, no, I've seen them.

I've seen one of them. No, it's not. Yeah, no. Yeah, no, no, no, no. All good intentions. No. You know. Well, what's that saying?

The path to hell is paved with good intentions. Madonna and Justin Timberlake. The road to hell. Is that four minutes? the road to hell is paved with good intentions I only got four minutes I love that song I think you're right

If you wanted you've already got it If you wanted It better be what you want I think I was when Timberland was just pumping out bangers Was that Timberland then? Yeah because he would like Made those beats I'm pretty sure

Baa bha Can you Four minutes by Justin Timberlake and Madonna and maybe Timberland Maybe Timberland Justin Timberland Yeah Justin Timberlant Yeah Justin Timberlake and

Timberland. Yeah. And so was that four minutes? Was what I said from four minutes? I swear it is. Four minutes was definitely on SingStar because that's how I learned all the words. Yes, yes it is. What you said is in there.

Fuck yeah. That's good from us. That's huge. I got to love to say it here. Love it. Speaking of family. Yeah. Mine's family based as well.

Meg Roxy. Hi, Meg. Gee, she would have been popular because wouldn't... Roxy. Oh. I can't. Is that only Australia that had Roxy? I think other countries had it, but it's Australian.

Yeah, and Australian surf brand for girls. Because the Quicksilver was for boys, but Roxy was for girls. And you know the Jet, the blue jeans with like the Roxy across the bum? Yeah. What's that, Charles? Roxy's non-Australian brand. It was founded in the US as a woman's sister brand to Quicksilver in 1990. Go Quicksilver was founded in Australia.

Are you saying Roxy's older than Tony Lodge? Roxy's not Australian? Well, it was purchased Bias Quicksilver, which is Australian. We've got to go down to Torky and get to the bottom of this. That is the craziest thing I've ever heard. And my sister put onion in her pocket. I was going to say, were you listening? minutes ago. I don't know if I

trust the AI summary on that one. That needs more research. That is crazy. But yeah, Roxy. Do you remember those jeans though that had the Roxy on the bum? Oh, I wanted those so bad. But they were like $100. They were really expensive.

If you could factor inflation in today's money, that would be $10 million. I mean, it's probably like these, probably like a $400 pair of jeans. Insane. Do you reckon it would be? $100 back then. That's a lot of cash, yeah.

Meg. Meg. Meg's Roxy. Not Meg's Roxy, just Meg. Roxy. Meg, with a Z on the end. Megg's. Meg's Roxy.

Oh. It's not Meg like a postura of this, as if like she owns Roxy. So maybe it's Meigs. Megzen, Margson. Yep. We get it. My family weren't ever big on saying I love yous. I don't often hear or say it in my family.

But one of my friends decided that each time we chat on the phone we would end with I love you and we would be the start of a new generation of I love you sayers. I love that. I love that Meg's un-Australian Roxy. Yeah.

I come, my mum was a very big I love you are. So I've always been an I love you are. Yeah. I'm always an I love you are on the end of phone call. Yeah. Um, saying goodbye to someone always. Yeah.

Like it was such a big thing for us yeah have we got too liberal with it where it's starting to lose meaning no because whenever you say to me on the phone it makes me feel like really nice great like it doesn't you know what I mean like you overuse something it just feels like a habit yeah rather than actually nah it's always I always feel really nice about it good good good do you yeah yeah but I just you know you don't want to like yeah because then when you need to give us a real one then you go oh you're saying it all time yeah no I never think that because when I say Bridget looks good she goes, oh, you fucking say that nameing that.

No, because I think... But you do and I just love you. I think that in my life, though, there isn't a scarcity of love. Title of a second book. Like, so when I, if I tell people I love them a lot, it's not because I'm like, like, yeah, well, there's no limit for me.

I've got unlimited love to give. Yeah, like I just have heaps to give. Unlimited love to give. Love that. Just go. Yeah. So when I say it a lot, I'm never like quantum.

I'm like, yeah, but I just, I love you endlessly. So of course I'm going to tell you all the time. Yep. I love you too, Pippa. I love you watching and listening today. Shall I do my love to say? Please. This is from an anonymous Tapa and you will see why.

Anonymous says this, we send this sort of on Patreon. We went back and forward a bit. This is very funny. Is it the person who is jerking it at Woolworths? No, it's not. But it's similar areas, you could say. So Anonymous Tapa sent this. on Patreon. My sister lives a few states away and we talk about once a week. She's one of those

people that is amazing at everything, smart, interesting and we all see her as a badass bitch. And no, it's not from my sister. I've had a... And on the Mustafa says, I've had a really rough week going through a house move, having trouble with my job and overall just like kind of going through a bit of a rough patch. I told her earlier this week to please send me good vibes as the week was going to be really stressful. While I was at work today, after having a bit of a cry, she calls me out of the blue. Like, we've had our weekly phone call. Like, what are you up to?

At first I was worried and I'm like, oh, is everything okay? But she giggles and says, are you at work? She says, yeah, I am, but is everything all right? Like, I can talk if you need me. And she can't stop laughing. She says, okay, I'm calling you because I just shit my pants. I knew it was going to be a stressful week. I just didn't know how stressful.

We both fucking died laughing. She says it all started with a fart. And as we know, you can never trust a fart. It was so funny and so genuine. And I'm so happy to have a sister that has incredible comedic timing. She knew I was having a rough week. And she goes,

oh, this will fucking lift her spirits. We love a badass bitch. Oh, so the other way. The sister shit her pants. Oh. And called the sister to like cheer her up and be like the funniest things. happened. Oh, that is fantastic. Isn't it?

Sorry, I'm like, she's moving now, she's got trouble work, and now she's shudder herself. No, so she's having a rough week, and the sister goes, you know what, this will fucking make it. And wouldn't it? Yeah, it would. Yeah. And I think it just reminds you life's not that fucking serious.

Yeah. Sometimes we just shit our pants. Sometimes I just got to shoot yourself. So true. Yeah. But yeah, so I really like that. And she said, can you please keep me anonymous because I don't want people to know that that was my sister.

Like, she was like, I don't want to... Oh, they're protecting the sister? Yes. As a pants poo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. All your secret safe with me.

Yeah. Thank you for sharing that. And you know what? Do I know? If you shit your pants, huh? Do I know? No, no, like it's just a tarpa. Like, not just a tarpa.

But do I know the tarpa? It wasn't a tarpa I hadn't talked to before. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm glad that's the first conversation you guys have had. They go, well, I really want the calendar. I better tell them this story. But, you know, if you shit your pants, Tell your friends

Yeah It's fine Tony does I do Totally Once I dropped the whole podcast Not that we can talk about Until next February

But No February in four years Through where are we up No It'd be 2022 We'll be halfway there Well then we can talk about it Again in two years

Yeah only in Olympic years Do we talk about Olympic years Olympic All right Tomorrow on the show We have normal or nah And hang on, what do we got tomorrow?

Oh, that's fucked up. Great. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Okay. Tomorrow, normal or nah. An ick that tough boys give off. Oh.

So there's something, if I describe this tough guy, you'd be like, oh, this sounds sexy. And then Atapas's like, but then they do this bit, and it's a no from me. And I reckon we'll all, what's that in how many? at your mother like the glass breaks. Yeah. Once this tarpa reveals the ick about hot sexy motorcycle boys, we're all done for. Oh, no.

Okay. And if you're a motorcycle boy, you're about to get outed. But until then, tell your friends of you, shit yourself, tell them you love them. Yep.

Love you. Don't do that. Love you. What are you doing? I'm just trying to shit myself for you. Oh, that's actually so sweet. For you. That's actually,

I thought you were like, oh, I don't want to tell you I love you. you? I thought you were like grimacing at that. I was like, oh my God, we don't do that. We don't do that. Don't try too hard because you'll deliver that present. Yeah. Love you.

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