Toni and Ryan - She Waited Till He Was Dead...

Episode Date: May 3, 2026

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Years ago, B's uncle died. Then her other uncle, he hooked up with the dead uncle's girlfriend. And they got married years later. And she hooked up at the funeral. That's bold. Hi, I'm Lee from Coffs Harbour Australia. Hi, this is Chris from Riverside, California. Hi, I'm Quentin from Sydney, Australia.

And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author, bestselling Dr. Lodge. This is Ryan the most stylish boy in all of Melbourne. I'm wearing corduroy pants. It's very good.

It's all very good. It was a decision. I love the decision. Props to the decision maker. Bridget, my wife is going through a moment where it has to be the right green. Yeah, that's fair. And she said this is more of a baby spoo green than the right green. Because sometimes I'll go a bluey green and she goes, I like it, but it's not the right green.

I think that is the right green. green. But the differences, the green is just so vast. Oh my God. You can't get it right. How long's a piece of green string? Do you know what I'm saying? So I've never understood more. My God. I want you, Tony, and you listening today. Oh, Charles. Oh, Charles. I'll actually get you to turn that down. I'm actually doing a podcast at the moment. Oh, was that Lily. Oh, was Danielle. Danielle. Daniel. Oh my God. And we don't want a Daniel. On a fucking Monday. On a fucking Monday. Oh, don't let our podcast get in the way of whatever the fuck you're doing.

Oh, my God. I love you, Daniel. Please don't be mad at me. You can't legally tell it that you love it. I love that you work here. I like you. I'm telling you that I love you all the fucking time. Yeah, but we're, you know, we're not her boss.

Well, we are. We are her boss. You're not my boss. So you can say anything. Take that back. We're each other's boss. We just switch around sometimes. I want you, Tony.

Yeah. I want you. Oh, sorry about that. I want you, Tony. Yes. I want you listening and watching. I want Danielle. I want us all to think about the scariest movie we've ever seen.

Oh. And I mean, the answer's in the title, but like, just how you felt watching that. Oh, my God. Do you actually want me to answer? Yeah. I watched Wolf Creek at a sleepover. And, like, I was so terrified. I didn't sleep in my own bed for,

I reckon six weeks. I slept on the floor of my mum and dad's room for six weeks. Because I was so scared. I was just so horrified. And I reckon I was only 12 or 11. It's too young. Oh my God. Yeah.

And I'm not really good with scary stuff. Like I'm okay with a thriller. Yeah. Like a, you know, but actual like jump scares just like I don't like that. Yeah. Okay. So jump scares. This morning I had the jump scare of my life and of all

scary movies I've watched nothing scared me more than what happened this morning. And because we don't do pranks. We don't do pranks. And one of the reasons is because we've both worked places where it's like, oh, jump out and scare them and film it and, you know, and we don't do that. We don't fuck with that. Now, it was actually Charles that did this to me. Now, and he didn't do it deliberately.

He didn't do it deliberately. Charles, what do you think it's your day or something? Oh my God. Every day is Charles day. Yeah. Um, now, you didn't do it deliberately. and you actually didn't do anything wrong but I think if I give you the context

you'll go, oh my God, that's the terrifying and we don't do pranks. I don't advocate for pranks, but anyone could do this prank. Charles, you know, we don't do pranks.

I think I know what you're talking about as well. Yeah. So I saw this video and I thought, we could probably do a whole reaction video on that. Oh yeah. Like this topic. Because I was like,

oh, this is a good area. So I go, hey, Charles, what do you think of this? I reckon we could do a, reaction video. Yeah. And he replies by saying, and this is what anyone can do in a prank world. Are you sure you sent me the right link?

My whole world flashed before my eyes because I was like, what the fuck have I sent it? Because we've got access to porn again now. So you go, oh my God, is that? Was that what I've done? Imagine sending someone a link and they go, are you sure this was the right link? And you go, what are I sent in? What are I sent? What are I sent?

What am I said? But I clicked on it and it came up and it was what I meant to send. And I was like, yeah. And he goes, okay. Okay. I think context is key here. And what other context is there. And I'm not blaming you.

I'm just like, what a terrifying line. You never mentioned a reaction video. You said, can we do blah? And then sent the real and then like there was no context to that. Gotcha. But when I gave you the context, did it make sense? Made heaps of sense as soon as you gave context. Yeah.

Yes. I'm like, what about this one? But are you sure you send me the right thing? And I was like, what the fuck have I just sent him? Because have you ever tried? What the fuck have I just sent him? Have you ever tried to send photos in Slack? Like from your phone.

And if you start scrolling, it just selects heaps of there. Yeah, because as you, the finger you use to scroll, it goes, oh, finger type screen. Selecting. You must have meant that one. So all of a sudden, you've selected 12 photos and then it's quite easy to accidentally hit send. I'm trying to upload a receipt and then I'm sending pictures. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, like, you know, a rash that you're tracking is like, like, every

one's to see. Everyone's tracking it all of a sudden. Your accountant goes, did you mean to send that? Yeah. Oh, yeah, because you send a receipt for fuel, but you also send a picture of your labia. That's not normally my area. Just want to feel like, well. During business hours.

That's funny. That's good stuff. How many rashes are you tracking? Nah, it just feels like the funniest thing. But how many? None. Well, none now. Look at me.

Look at you go. Are you tracking any bruises? No. Any hairs? No. I've just got this huge fucking pimple. on my neck. Yeah, okay.

Which is literally like a marsupials moved into my fucking throat. And he's just, oh, little. He's got a name. Charles. Move out. Look down the barrel of your camera. I want to know. No, you, oh, you can't.

Now look down, like in here. No, like normally. Yeah, no, you can't tell. Yesterday, I just said this to you, but I think visually it's the best, like, you know, Frankenstein, how he had like the bolts on his neck. That's literally what it looked like yesterday. I'm on my third pimple patch. Just trying to like suck some of the stuff.

She's addicted to pimple patches. I'm addicted. Yeah, that's funny. But yeah, it hurts. Yeah. Like I can just feel it. I got painful acne when I was in high school. Did you?

Like not heaps of heaps of acne, but the ones I got hurt. Like, like, yucky ones. Like cystic kind of. No, they're just like, you know how you can get like a bit of a bump and then there's like, Nah, that's a real one. Oh, yeah. And I always have like a couple of real ones on the go. Never like a full 20 page spread, but like a couple of real dogs.

I haven't, when I was a teenager, I actually had really, I was very lucky. I never had bad skin. And boys still didn't like you. Like, yeah, I'm still fat. There's still a good skin, but still fat. But now. I think on the chart. Now that I've grown up.

Yeah. All the same. Like, I feel like I get like. hormonal acne like on my chin and my um here like you know at the lady times yeah but no i've always been pretty lucky i do get blackheads on my nose and my chin i get black heads in my ears i don't think you can't get rid of them oh they hurt too and because they're like you can't really get them because they're in that little faults if you see me driving i'm probably scratching probably yeah like do you know what my mom always used to do she would always have a pair of tweezers in the car

and that's when she'd get her little chin hairs. No, mom. If she was like about to hop out of the car or whatever, she'd always like, because you'd be in the sun, it would like catch them. And she'd go, oh,

just grab that one before I go into work or whatever. How many chin hairs were she rolling? Oh, well, none. More than me? None ever, because she would pluck them all out. She was right onto it. But I feel like a pair of tweezers in the car is a good idea because that's when you see them.

Yeah. When you, oh, that, oh, yeah, I'll get that one when I get home. Yeah. Do you get many chin hands? I only get, I get one dark one on the right side of my chin here. Like the one. Like one, like dark, thick one. And then I'm starting to get a couple of thicker, but like still really fair color. Yeah.

On the other side. But yeah, only one like black one that always comes back in the exact same spot. but I'm starting to get like longer facial hair. Like I never like it was always just kind of like peach fars but now it's like a proper goatee. Yeah. But shit like it's not like a big van Halsey. It's not like long long. It's not like long.

Would you ever grow it out or? Nah, I think I'll keep it trimmed. Yeah. I reckon keep that the same as your fringe. Yeah. Yeah. No, but like if fringe comes out. Yeah.

Then the chin hair comes with it. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. Like they'd move as a duo. Yeah. They'd grow. at the same speed.

Last week, we pitched the idea of a segment called on a Monday. Say the right name. On a fucking Monday. And it came after I rocked up to work on a Monday morning and had to drive all the way home because as soon as I got out of the car, my pants split right from asshole to breakfast.

And so it's like, what sucks? But is even worse on a Monday? Very popular in the YouTube comment. everyone loves the idea for the segment, except for Caitlin Rose. Oh, hi, Caitlin. And she goes, I empathize with everyone. I feel it.

But I'm the opposite. And this is a direct quote, Monday means I get to yeat the kids back off to Kinder. Oh, yeah, okay. I can just fuck them right off. Yep. And there's some daycare workers problem until 4.30. So for her, it would be on a fucking Saturday.

Yeah, on a fucking weekend. Or maybe it's more like, On a Monday. Oh, you know? Yep. Good on you, Caitlin. Very positive mental attitude there.

I love Mondays. Sasha, 348. Sasha 348. When your co-worker immediately starts talking to you about work stuff, the second you walk into the office. Nah. On a Monday. Loop me out before you fuck me in the ass.

So true. Yeah. It's like we, you know, you walk. you come like, oh, hey, hey, going and you need to ease in a week. A little bit. You need to do the social thing first. How about them hawks? Yeah, like all of that stuff is what you need to do before.

Hey, where'd you get up onto the fucking McDougal account? Yeah. Fuck off. Oh, God, you had that ready to go. That sounded like trauma. Did that happen to your pitch partners? That you get in and someone be like, oh, how's the, how's the McDougal account going? I'm going to tell you something about pitch partners.

Yeah. I remember lots of shit there. Yeah. And not one of that is me doing any work. In fairness, all the stories you've ever told me have been about like a couch in the alleyway. The fucking, yeah, the couch in the out. No, that was Tom Locke down the road. At the agency.

The agency. I don't care how it got down there. I just want it back in the office. Guys, I know you got drunk and someone threw my couch out the window. I don't care who threw it. Just go down and bring the couch back up. It needs to be back in here before lunchtime. Yeah.

No, pictures was great, but I don't remember doing much work. I think, so when you're like, when someone checking. in on something like, do not recall. That's okay. Or they were all doing that, but you would just passenger princess. No, because I sat next to Nick, who's a gun. Who's our accountant? Who now is our accountant?

And if you needed something done. Checking out my lady, you're on slide. Yeah. If you need something done, you wouldn't bring it to, you'd go, oh, we need this done. We'll give that one to Nick then. Because something that's quite funny about the structure of our business is, just give it to rhyme and fucking see what happens. Something really funny about the structure of our business.

So when we started making this policy, podcast, right? Ryan goes, well, how great. You're an audio producer. You can cut the podcast. Yep. And I went, hell yeah. Absolutely. That's my thing. And I went, oh, my God, how good. You used to be an accountant. You can take care of our tax. And Ryan goes, oh, we should probably hire someone. That's a big no for me. I don't think that you should trust me. Oh, but also, I didn't get out of tax to keep doing tax. Yeah. And that's fair. Thank you. But I just remember how fucking funny that was. Yeah. Because I was just like, oh, tax is tax.

Like, I don't understand. And you're like, no, babe, absolutely not. Shout out to all Australian business owners, May 15th in a couple weeks. Yeah. Maybe we'll be expecting that one. Which means your taxes due. So let's just get through that one. Yeah.

Yeah. Charles, do you want to take any time? I'm unpaid. Got he's manual leave. She is. Oh. You actually fucking do. Yeah.

Your liability in our budget. Charles is going to quit and be like, but technically, legally my last days in 10 years. Yeah. And that's fine. We'd love to have you. Now,

this is the niches on a Monday. And Tapa, Elisa. Elisa? Elsa? E-L-I-S-A. Oh, I don't know. Elisa, yeah?

She goes, it's pretty niche, but this Monday hit hard. I was in Labor all weekend. and still no baby. Oh, you'd be exhausted, I imagine. I haven't given birth apart from to Charles. I mean, when it comes back out.

Nah, that was sickening. I think that's not okay. I think even though we are friends and colleagues. It needs to be. No, colloquially. Yeah. What am I fucking trying to say? You've nailed it.

You've nailed it. Colocal, alie. Yeah. We needed a sign. Yeah. Oh, did you want to go get a call? I've just had a place down in the colloquial alley. She doesn't like Coke Zero, but she will have a corocular alley.

What's your favorite chocolate bar? Is it a caramel a coocular? Can someone, I know this doesn't work. Colloquially. Colloquially. Did I tell you right? Yeah. We need to decide colloquially.

Are you Charles? When they checked out your asshole, did you have a colloquially? Have you got the results of your colloquially? Oh, when I was sick, I needed a quocally bag. Coloculele. Yeah. We need to decide are you Charles's parent or lover? Because when you make jokes about both, you know what I mean?

Like, either is fine for comedy. But we need to pick. I think you need to pick because sometimes you go, oh. I think he's gotten confused, though, because remember in Sweden, he asked if he could have some of mummy's milk and grabbed down my breast. That did happen. Yeah. That was to stay in Patreon.

Yeah, it was. That was supposed to be. Yeah. But, well, if you want to see it. I, the video's there. If you're an exclusive or Champion tab, you can say,

and I added the time code. Because in the, in the description of the video, I said, watch until 16 minutes or whatever it was, because Charles says the most fuck thing he's ever said. And can I just say something? Please. As someone who used to edit videos and podcasts and whatever,

I would have cut that out. If I'd said something like that, I would have cut it out. But for the good of the pod, you left it in and I appreciate that. And that's why I'm so proud of you as your mother and lover. We have a commitment to comedy and a commitment, motherfucker.

Well, now we need to pick one. But I think socially we need to as well because that's where the, no, because that's where the daddy chat starts getting weird. No, because when some people are, oh,

daddy and my, are you talking about your father? Yeah. Because I don't get the daddy thing. I don't, I'm not going to yuck anyone's young, but it's not for me. But I just don't understand it.

No, me either. And that's where colloquial ali, that one and you. and you guys. We just need a fucking sort of out. What would you prefer? Lover. He's like,

just Charles was fine. Yeah. Oh, we could just work together. Charles, did you have a preference between son or lover? I think,

like, lover probably makes more sense. Because you're hitting that. Because I'm so young. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'm not old enough to me.

What's that age gap between you two? Uh, what year were you born? 2003. Isn't it 10 years? Oh, 10 years because I'm 93.

Sorry. Sorry. His birth started with a two and that has fucked me right up. On a fucking Monday. Do you say 2003? Yeah. My nephew was born in 2005. Like, yeah, which is just crazy.

And as you can also find out in another Patreon vlog, we worked out that I'm closer to age to Mabel than Ryan. My daughter was born in the 20s. That's crazy. That's crazy. Um, Charles is exactly 10 years younger than Bonnie. Same birthday.

Oh, yeah. Oh, but she's not 93. She's 95. I thought she was 93. Yeah. We're not the same age. Maybe she's 90. She's older than me.

Yeah. Oh, shut the fuck up, Brian. Okay. Oh, coincidence, chat. They're exactly 10 years apart except for a little bit not. Except for the 13. Alyssa. Very niche.

Very niche. As we said, being in labor all weekend. but still no baby. And then on a Monday, I had to do the school run with the older already birthed children. Hang on. If you're in labour all weekend, aren't you at the hospital?

No, she was just like... What they let you check out, go take the kids to... I just having contractions. That is great. Take the kids to school and then come back, dog. Yeah.

You'll strap you back in. Oh no, she's like having contractions and they're like... Oh my God. A woman's work is never done. It really isn't. You know how we're saying the other day when some mums, they're like, I've given birth now, I want to get back home. But others go, once I get back home, it doesn't stop for about 18 years.

So I might just take the extra night. Yeah, if I can have an extra night, I love that. Well, in Australia, because it's like all covered. Because we've got a health system. Yeah. Sorry about it. Sorry to brag. Ever heard of her honey?

Sorry to brag, but we have a health system. It's free. It's dope too. When we checked out with Mabel, I was like, do I have to sign or pay anything? And they're just like, no. You've told me that. That's so crazy. You just have a baby.

And they just go. see you know so i just walk out with this human and they go yeah this person is now on my yeah i'm like so need to pay something and they're like no i'm like we're here for four days i i eat fucking shit loads and they go yeah that is so crazy welcome to australia dog when my sister gave birth to her first son so my nephew my older nephew um they go oh um she's like i had the baby and then like the next day i went back to visit and she goes yeah so it's real crazy like you have the baby and then they like let you have it in your room yeah because she's like i have it in your room yeah Because she's like, I didn't really know what would

She's like, they don't really tell you what's going to happen She'll just sit there next to you And they go, oh yeah, you could And she goes, oh So that I should like deal with it now And they go, well yeah, like this is a good time for you to practice And bond and while you've got some support around Like in the midwives and the doctors and stuff

I get it, but where are you going to put this guy? Yeah, but did you need to take him for testing or Yeah, just some other place Or do some paperwork or something? And they go, no, no, no, you hang on to him She's got, oh Have you seen the Australian dad that's gone viral at the moment.

No. Oh my God. Why? So the birth of their child, beautiful time. Of course. They are in hospital for a couple of days and she goes, you know what? Like hospital food.

Totally. And he goes, hey, babe, I got you. And because while you're pregnant, there's heaps of shit you can't eat. Yeah, it's all fun. You know how they, like, there's those viral videos of people that are like, the second I gave birth, I like ordered sushi or whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

That kind of. energy. And I think he must be the cook of the family. He goes, hey, why don't I go home and I'll whip up your favorite? And I'll like pop it in a container. I'll bring it back in. Beauty. And it's like eight at night. And she goes, oh, babe. That's all I want. Literally. Or a beautiful home cook. We all my favorite stuff. Bring it back in. Great. So he comes back about 10 p.m. And she's out. She's asleep. It's been a big day. And he's like, that's all right. That's in a container. We can heat that up whenever she wakes up. Oh, yeah. Had that for breakfast. And it's sort of. And it's sort of. And it's sort of. And it's sort of. And it's sort of,

of like you have these beautiful time and you go mom's asleep. There's time for a little daddy daughter cuddle, you know. So he just goes over and sits in the seat and he's holding her mom's asleep. The baby's sort of cooing and he's just like, what a beautiful little moamy. Like kissing the top of her head and just like, you know, it's a really nice time. And like, you know, she'll wake up whenever, but there's no heart. We've got out the rest of our life to live. Then this guy walks in and goes, what the fuck are you doing?

Oh my God. She'd been cheating on him. He turns the light on this stranger. The wife's been fucking the other guy? No. Oh, I've listened to too many confessions. That's a good, good, well, he's sort of the same. Who the fuck are you?

What's going on? Get away from my wife. Yeah. So he turns, the guy that's stormed in turns the light on. And the original dad, he's just gone back to the wrong room. Like his wife's next door waiting for dinner. and he's just walked in to another room. Kissed this girl on the forehead who's asleep,

who's the other guy's wife. So this guy walks in and some stranger is sitting in the dark holding his kids. And he's got a thing of lasagna as well. He's got Taco Bell. He's last one to get some. And he goes, looks at the baby and goes, yeah, that's not fucking little Timmy. It's not little Charles.

Yeah. And just goes, We decided on lover. Sorry. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. And just goes, I am so sorry.

And because everyone would leave deprived. Yeah, but they all look the fucking same. Like there's like a hundred doors. Yeah. And he just goes, oh my God. And then like gives the baby back. And the guy goes, what the fuck? And then he goes, I think I'm in the room next door.

And then the dad sort of gone, oh. Yeah. Like wrong room dog. Fucking see ya. Um, takes his baby back. sits down and then he grabs the the food off the counter, walks in the next door and the mum's like, oh, hey, mate, yeah, we'll be waiting for you.

What'd you get? And he goes, oh, so. That is crazy. On a Monday. You would just fully pat, like, I'm not doing anything weird. I thought this was my baby. Yeah, but imagine someone else holding a stranger holding your baby.

Yeah, that is horrifying. Yeah. And you don't know, like, oh. that sent my cholesterol right up. I thought that she was cheating on him and it was like... I'm the actual father. Yeah, and it's like that, the other man. You wouldn't go home and get me some food, would you dole?

Yeah, because I've got the other bloke rolling in. Yeah, he's gone fucking coming on. Yeah. You can meet your kid. That's crazy. If you had a kid today, what percentage wise, who would be the father? Oh, I don't know. It'd be too hard to guess between the two of the two of the kids.

view and torbs. Nope, you're going to get married soon? Charles has made the most of it. Nah. Sucker's got a golly. Tapa is, it's, it's,

sorry, the soccer's got a goalie line. Well, it does. Tapa K. I got to the office and realized I left my wireless headphones at home.

What am I supposed to listen to all day? My colleagues? On a fucking Monday. That's a no. Oh, but also like, especially if you've got to catch the tram or whatever home and you don't have your headphones with you. Oh my gosh. This next top, her name looks like Amanda Segura. Oh.

I don't think it is saying San Suagua. Okay. But I remember Tom Segura, who's one of my favorite comedians and podcasters, he's like kind of Spanish. Yep. But Sugura, some people assume he's like Japanese. Sure. And he tells his story where this guy at the hotel is like, oh, Segura, Japanese. He's like, no, it's Spanish.

She goes, no, I'm pretty sure it's Japanese. Like, Segura. And then Tom goes, yeah, if you say any word like that, it sounds Japanese. And also, I've just said it wasn't. Taylor. Yeah, like, but. Tony Lodge. Imagine just telling someone, no, I think it is.

I actually think you're Japanese. Yeah. Oh, okay. Thanks. Sure, bud. Yeah. So Amanda, Sugura. I just finished a shift at the hospital.

I went to the pre and post op area to get a crispy diet coke after a long shift. Oh, that's nice. Are you telling me that in the post op area, they've got diet code? I am telling you that. I didn't get one of those out after my colloquially. Colocalli or whatever you called it before, my colonoscopy. I think when do you exhale and lower the shoulders? do you then crack the can or do you crack the can and then do it?

Like for the end of day DC. Crack the can, first glug and then. Yeah. So she's like got this. The atoms all reconnect at that moment. Yeah. Yeah. So she's waiting for the atoms to reconnect.

Yeah. Can we inject that into what we say? Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm actually just waiting for my atoms to reconnect. Like, you know when you just, like, oh, that'll be back in a second, but just waiting for it to all start operating again. Last week when you were discussing, if you don't deserve me at my west, best, you don't get my east. Adam's not talking. They were not connected.

No. Yeah. So, Segura goes into the post-off area. She's got a whole Adams reconnecting plan. They hadn't restocked. The Diet Coke's in the fridge. Guess what date was, Tone? On a fucking Monday.

You wouldn't fucking read about it, except I literally just did. Except we have. Oh, that is heartbreaking. God, this is sad. It's a sad segment. It is sad. This is things going wrong for people. I didn't really put that together.

What did you think it would be? Well, because when I did mine. I stepped over and my wife sucks me off before work. On a Monday. Maybe we should come up with things that are great. That could happen on a Monday. getting sucked off. Beginning of the week, quick suck job.

I reckon, oh, this is all so sad. Because when it was my story, we could laugh. But now it's other people's, I'm like, oh, I can't laugh at other people. Do you reckon percentage-wise, Monday is the least chance you're getting sucked off? Yeah. Can you give me a... Unless it's a late Sunday night. You know, like, that would be the closest.

Yeah. Can you give me a ranking of days of most likely to get some of the last? sucked off to least likely. Oh, yeah. Okay. Most to least. No, let's go least to most. Least to most.

Let's go, let's finish on a win. Monday. Yep. Thursday. Almost the end of the week. Do you know what I mean? Like, your Adams have not reconnected. Monday, Thursday, Tuesday,

Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Saturday. Yeah. The only thing I would throw as a curveball, sometimes I feel like Thursday night is the new Friday night because some people who only... Work from home on a Friday. But Thursday's got this like, we could go out... We've made it. We could go out for dinner on a Thursday night. And it's like, oh, and then, you know, just Friday fucking get through that.

She'd be right. Yeah. Yeah. And I feel like when you, when it's like, oh, I meant... go of a pub, dealing with our friends on a Thursday. But I don't think you're getting sucked off. But sometimes it's like,

well, we're not going to fuck all night, but I'll fucking throw your bone, you know? I do see where you're coming from, but for me, that's probably not my reality. Okay. Yeah.

A Thursday, I just don't think I'm sucking off on a Thursday. Okay. And that's my final word on. Hi, I'm Quentin from Sydney, Australia. I'm Lee from Coffs Harbor, Australia. Hi, this is Chris from Riverside, California. and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

A huge massive Monday shoutout on a fucking Monday, but this one is a version of on a Monday. On a Monday. Jenna Banks-Henrig. Thank you very much, Jenna. Love to see it. Yeah, she does. Dan James.

Thanks, Dan. Rebecca Egan. My high school religion teacher was called Mrs. Egan, and she was such a kook. She was like, she would just had two modes and one was just like really strict and then she would also be like very cool like and what changed the mode I don't know like it would you just kind of never knew what you were going to get and sometimes she was really but then sometimes she was really really strict like

some days you'd walk in and she'd be like if you had anything wrong with your uniform like she'd give you detention then sometimes you'd walk in and she would just be like I don't give a fuck like let's just learn and so whenever I see the name Egan I feel like a bit triggered because I just think of Mrs. Egan. She used to call Jesus Christ J.C. Every time she talked about him, she'd be like, she'd be like, well, that's just the thing with J.C. Like, she just, it was one of those, like,

I think she thought that it was a way of getting through to us. I know how to get through to the kids with Jesus. Give him a cool name. The craziest part of that story is that you had a religion class. Yeah, well, I went to a Catholic high school. Yeah, that's crazy, dude. And so religion was a course like you had to do it. Yeah, an optional elective.

No, it wasn't optional. and you could do it as like a TE or what's it called here VCE or HSC or H-S-C fucking C-U-N-T, fucking element B whatever. But you could do it as like an upper level so because you had to do it anyway. It was like well you might as well get the fucking points or whatever. Make it count for an exam. Yeah. Yeah.

So right the way through you did religious studies. Didn't that stick? Yeah. Fuck yeah. Me and J.C. Cassie Bruce. Good on you, Cassie. Thanks, Cassie.

Jessica Spence. Love you, Jessica. Killian. Alex Butler, Lily Goldsmith, Morgan Mitchell and Ellen. Oh, generous. If you're listening to this podcast in Australia. Tonight. Tonight we're on deal or no deal.

We're fucking slaying. Tony. I just thought so much. Lodge is on deal. Well, we both are, but Tony's playing. I'm a case opener. Yeah. Tony is the contestant.

I'm the girl. And there's money up for. grabs and there were multiple tarpers in the thing was so fun so we got to talk to them before and after which was really nice yeah um it was so it was so fun i'm gonna do a spoiler oh don't tell channel 10 one of the tarpers guessed and opened the case and won the little prize yes oh my god she did too because she goes i'm a big fan i went of grant she said no i hope they left that in the edit i hope they left that in as well that was a great moment that was a great moment and then she guessed and got a little cash prize.

Yeah, I was just so sweaty. I tell you something for fucking free. I have never been as sweaty and stressed as I was then. Like, it was very like hard. Same. And what was crazy. I can't wait for people to see it. Is that you, five foot two, Tony, probably the same height as Grandinia.

Tower over Grant, Grant, Genia. It's insane. We got along well. Yeah. I might text him, see if he wants to go for coffee or something. He, like, all fucking jokes aside. He was lovely, hey. What a great.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Good. Um, now, Monday mail bag. Oh, the Monday ball bag. Um, we were talking about gussets last week. Well, Tony just described what a gusset was. Yeah.

Well, I described a gusset's functionality in a tote bag. And I said that, like, my underwear has a gusset in at the second layer for your lady juice. A lot of people. And I said it then and you both reacted that way as well. Some people said the, and I agree, because the word gusset is just a shit word. Oh, it's upsetting. But someone, there was a lot of chat about like it's gusset and moister right up there with fucked words. Yeah. Now, my, this is from, um, Rise and Sunshine on YouTube. Thanks for watching. Oh, thank you so much. My partner was trying to be all mature and use the correct word for gusset, like in conversation. I just, how was that coming?

up. And like what conversation are you having that you need to like mention a gusset? I don't know. Maybe they were chatting about the show. I don't know. But instead of saying gusset, he accidentally said gunt in a very formal deadpan way because he was trying to

take things seriously. Yeah. And she's like, we were both on the floor rolling, screaming, laughing. Because he was like, I'm trying to be mature. I'm going to use this word when talking about gunts. Yeah. Remember when I said Gunt to that photographer, he almost fainted. Yeah.

And he goes, I'm a good Christian man. Do you remember he said that? That David? Yeah. What does being a good Christian man and guns, do they like magnets to repel each other? You can be Christian and have a gun. Yeah. Oh my God.

Tell it walking, sweetheart. Praise fucking B. You just said. Jain Jesus. Jine. Nah. Sorry. Last week we talked about a confession where they hooked up at a funeral.

And we did worry about familial relations, which it ended up being... The big issue was, are you going to be fucking a cousin or a cousin's cousin or an ex-boyfriender or something? I'm always thinking that at the funeral. Oh, I'm worried. Like, there's two things that are sad about a funeral. Yeah. I mean, which two? One is that the amount of people you can fuck is diminish because you're related to them.

It's basically zero. Yeah. And then also kind of sad is some cunt died. Oh, someone's dead. Yeah. Guy Carter. I hardly know. This is one of the great lines and I'm just neither going to concentrate.

Okay. Need a gun concentrate. There's two bad things about a funeral. It's not the Arincini balls. Can we add, well, yeah. Have I ever told you about the orange juice at my mum's funeral? No. Oh, it was the best orange juice I've ever had.

It was so yum. You say it was the highlight of the day? Well, one of the better things that happened. Yeah, it was also the first time I was ever in a limo. Ah. Yeah, you just think the day is going to be so terrible, but there's still things to enjoy. Limos, orange juice. Yeah.

I think there was some sausage rolls involved and stuff, you know, that kind of thing. I think I should, or I'm not going to say that. I'm desperate to know we can cut it out of you on, but please tell me. You should ask what? Before my grandma dies, I'm going to ask her to make some sausage rolls, put them in the freezer. Oh, so you can roll them back out? Because the only thing that would bring me back from my grandma dying would be sausage rolls. But then, that would be the third thing about bad thing about her dying.

Is that you can't eat her sausage rolls anymore? No more sausage rolls. Yeah. Don't fuck too many people that day because you're definitely related to a lot of them. Yeah. Well, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you won't be. By blood. You won't be.

You can fuck whoever you want. You could go to a reunion, a family reunion and have an orgy. No, but they would be related to each other. Oh my God, so true. But you don't need to take that on. That's up to them. Anyway, all right, you've got to concentrate. After stuffing a stiff guy in a box, why not have you a box stuffed with a guy stiff?

Well, I tried, okay? He wasn't interested. He was busy that night. On a fucking Monday. Oh my God. You know what? I think my mum died on a Monday. And did someone say the line?

No. Because it was at like 3 a.m. It was really, like it was really, really early in the morning. Really inconvenient time. Nah, well,

it was the first time she'd been alone. Someone had stayed with her at the hospital the whole time and then it was like this one night. That's right. Because she needed her, she was like, she wanted her moment. She wanted her moment.

And she didn't want us to see. Yeah. Yeah, but then we actually try to fuck them back out there, you know, to Netherlands. Did you? Yeah, it was nice. Thanks for asking. Both joke. Very fancy hospital.

Thank you. Hollywood Hospital. It's called Hollywood Hospital. It actually is. Is that where she passed away? Yeah. Hollywood. Yeah, Hollywood Hospital.

I just live around the corner from there. Really? Yeah. Fancy girl. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know that that is the most expensive IGA I've ever been to the Netherlands IGA? Oh, they'll see you coming.

The one above Varsty Burger? Yeah. I love varsity burger That little precinct there Yeah that little And lots of parking Yeah And I just spend a lot of Saturday afternoons there

Watch the Hawks game Get a burger Yeah Yeah And now I just think about your mum dying Sorry Yeah Comes up a lot

Anyway B Said years ago My uncle Is this our B Travelling type of B Who names B with four E's

And then B And then another four E's B-B. B-B. Be-B. Years ago, my uncle died, R-I-P. Sorry for your loss. At his funeral, my other uncle,

like the dead uncle's brother. Oh, fuck, I'm going to need a fucking piece paper. Hang on. So, B's uncle. Yeah, died. Their uncle died. Yeah. And then the other...

No, B's uncle's uncle died. No, no. B's uncle died. Yep. And then the uncle's uncle was also there. No. there's no uncle's uncle. I'm going to need to take a breath.

I'm going to start again. Okay. Years ago, B's uncle died. Yep. Then her other uncle, which is the brother of the dead guy. Yep. He hooked up with the dead uncle's girlfriend. And they got married years later.

She's like, I really like that guy. I loved everything about him. Like, well, who's going to be the next closest? The bro. And she hooked up at the funeral. So she's the grieving widow. And she's like, geez, the brother looks all right. Fuck, that is, that's bold.

I will say that there is an emotion and a desperation on the day of, you know, those kinds of things. I think you've got to give them a little bit of, it's not appropriate, but like, you kind of get something going on. But fuck, and they got married. That's crazy. God, she just really wanted to stay in the family. I wonder if there's wealth and riches or something. She's like, oh, well. Well, yeah, do you, if you are the.

X, Y, like say the other uncle dies. Yeah. And you're the X of both of them. God, you're not going to marry the third brother, I, and take him out as well. Well, then you get all of the... Yeah, the drop down. The inheritance. The chigle-down economics.

The pyramid scheme of the family riches. Finally, last week, we ate some of the best butter in the world. From France. Charles, my iPad's telling me to go online to view the image, but I am online. Charles, we're online. Charles, we're online. Oh, here we go. Okay, let me run this through your tone.

The story. Run through me anytime. So last week we're not related. We're having butter. If we have a kid, say you and me, you and I have a kid, are we then blood related? No. Because there's a blood relation joining us.

Yeah, there's no blood joining you. but do you I understand what you think you're saying I saw it written in a tweet the other day and I was like I don't think that's right and then I was like but is it? No okay

see ya tomorrow has that been a concern of yours huh has that been a concern of yours no I just thought like it was actually quite not like even if it's not technically true

I think it's kind of like a nice thought that you're fucking your brother I don't think you want to be blood related to you. No, you don't. So true. Isn't it crazy when you grow up? Feels like a nice like link though, doesn't it? Yeah. Isn't it crazy when you grow up and your mum and dad are like, obviously your family because they're your mum and dad? But then it's like, oh, they're like two strangers

that met at some stage. Yeah. Like crazy. But they're not family. And that's happened to you more than once. Like because of like because of your story, I'm actually not even being a dick. Because of your story like with Joel and your best. birth mother Julie. Yeah. That's a crazy situation that those two people happened to meet one night. What happened happened? And that you were here.

What did happen? They fucked each other. Well, he fucked her at the very least. She can't tell us, but that's what we're shooting. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but they're not family. No, but that they just met. Yeah.

That just happened and now you're here. Like, thank fucking praise me to J.C. Do you know what I mean? Did Miss Egan say that? I don't think so. Praise B to J.C. I don't think so. I've just made that up there and I'm off book.

The Bible. Praise B to C. On the season. Both are backwards. That said L.D. for a second. Amazing. J.C.

Joe Sue. Is that J.C. Penny? Yes. Jesus Christ, Penny. He came back as a retail merchandiser. He's like, Carpentry. You get a bit older.

The back saw. Oh my God, yeah. That's a crazy trade theme to do, by the way. Being a carpenter? A carpenter, yeah. Well, there are no sparky apprenticeships going around. Well, do they not have that then? Your candles.

What are your wax guy or something? Well, of course you wouldn't be an electrician because there's no electricity. There wasn't any electricity. Do you know what I'm saying? I do. Praise B to J.C. Imagine being able to turn water into wine came before electricity. But there's no fucking light on.

We're having to drink this wine in the fucking dark. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, sorry, Ythuselah. I've just got a fucking, oh, ingenious. Sorry, you know, I don't know, biblical names. I think you're-thusel-law. What did you study all those years?

I don't know. I think you're the thusel-al-ized. It just occurred to me that you did all that religious study. I did zero religious study, and somehow I know pretty much the same amount as you do. That's one hard. I didn't, I don't think I did that well. And actually, the, yeah, don't test well. Yeah.

But what the, when you get into later, stages of R.E. Religious education, R.E. with J.C. is that it's more about your vocation and your purpose on the earth. It's less like scripture, like Bible study. Gotcha. And what is your purpose on the earth? I still haven't found out. So last week, we're talking about the butter. Oh my gosh. We had the best butter in the world. And one of them was in like a can. It was so aesthetic. It was like a huge, like tin of tuna, but it was full of butter. How did it? My dream.

And how did we open it? Well, yeah, we didn't have a can opener. So the guys, Danny and Charles used a hand saw that we had in the office. So Haley said, what kind of office do you have where you don't have a can opener, but you do have a hand saw? That's a good question. It's because we're a craft office. And then Mandy has replied, they bought a saw to cut down Hot Take Tony's match. That is exactly why it's here.

That's what I, it's at craft's office. Oh, what was that? That was fucking Danielle. Are you fucking joking? Tommy. Oh, my. I'm a fucking Monday. I'm the fucking Andy.

Um, yeah. Oh, and then Haley has replied and said, oh yeah, of course that makes sense. It shouldn't make sense. The things that happen, it shouldn't make sense. Don't justify our actions like that. Should we get a can opener? Oh, do you know what we just got? a laminator.

Finally. It's a five in one laminar. Five in one. What are the other four? Oh, no, four in one. Four in one. What are the other three? It laminates.

You can, it's got like a guillotine. I fucking love a guillotine slicer. It's got a big hole punch and it's got a corner rounder. So you put the corners in and it cuts the right angle off and it makes it round on the edge. Office of a home brand. It's fucking dope as fuck. I think I'm going to buy the same one for home. That is stunning.

I don't. You know, I love crafts in the home. I think that that's what I need. I love the guillotine slicer. There was nothing more satisfying than just hearing, and when you get like a thick bit of paper as well and it just like cuts you in. You know those big ones where it doesn't slice like that

but it like you hook it down. A kachunker one, that's good. We had one of those in our art room at school and kachonka, so good. I tried to take Kelsi MC's little finger off one day in a kachunker. That's fun. I was like, do you reckon this would be gangster? Yeah.

Like when I made that post the other day and accidentally locked your finger off in Photoshop. Yeah. I was making a thing and I go, hey, tone, check your finger. Ryan goes, oh, do you like this? And I was like, oh, yeah, it's good. And he goes, we obviously didn't really look at it because your hands missing. And I was like, oh, yeah.

Yeah, but I tried to do that for realzy with CalZMC. Yeah. Because I once. He would have been up for it. Well, I had recently branded him in metal class with a horseshoe. Like, I lit it up and then pressed his forearm down on it. Yeah. And he was in pain for a bit.

But then a few days later, he was like, this is fucking sick. Oh, we went through a phase of branding each other. Yeah. We used to bend metal coat hangers into different shapes and we'd hold them in the fire and brand each other. Yeah, so much fun. Yeah. So he was like... Did you ever do she like that, Charles?

No. Oh, random. So he, so CalZMC loved this. And I was like, dude, remember how fun it was when we fucking horseshoot you and he goes, fuck you and I go, do you know how gangster would be if you'd start missing a little finger? And he went, that's fucking cool. Yeah. How'd it go?

Kachunker. we got his hand on the what's the g-s-m of the finger of the thing we got his hand on the on the board yeah and i was like are you sure and he's like i think i'm ready to do this and then um i think it was miss burns like what are you doing and i was like miss this is gonna be fucking awesome and she's like i don't think it is yeah she was such a fucking down on miss burn well i mean her duty of care is obviously to make sure that people don't lose fingers she's there to teach okay yeah God, you are such a nightmare.

All right. I'm going to bring us back around from Ryan trying to decapitate his friends. Decapitate his finger. Yeah, sorry. Defingate. He was also into BMX and he's like, do you reckon I use that finger on the break? And I was like, I reckon you got that. Yeah, I reckon you got enough.

Put me a room there still. I've got it you love to see it. And I know I'm a little bit late to the party, but my algorithm is still full of London Marathon videos. Sick. And I love them so much. Because, I mean, you fucking run a marathon. Amazing. But you see, the same thing during, like, the New York Marathon.

We were in New York when that was on, and it was such a cool buzz. Someone ran a marathon and then ran from the end of the marathon to the meet and greet. To meet us. Yeah, they did. And they still have the, like, silver blanket on and stuff. Yeah. And so I was like, what have you done this morning? I ran a marathon and it's turning like, cool, we had pancakes.

Yeah, we're fine. Thank you. But I just love the video so much. I've got this Instagram video. And it is just so beautiful. I'm going to play it and you can do the rest in your brain. So he's on the other thing by himself. He's just run.

He's got his medal on. And it pans across. And everyone's cheering for him. And every single part, like the other platform's full. And everybody is going nuts, cheering for this guy who's run the marathon. and he's obviously like just missed the other train because there's no one else on the platform. Yeah, what's he doing?

He's on the wrong platform. That one's only a minute away. Gotcha. But look at all those people just like fully gassing him up. Isn't that so fucking cool? Marathons. Oh my God, goosebumps. They just send me.

I think running a marathon is just one of the ultimate like just respect. I think. And for the rest of your life, it's like, oh, you used to do that. It's like, no. I did that. You have completed a marathon. I achieved that. Forever the rest of your life, you are a marathon completer and you have my respect.

What is the percentage, Charles, can you do a quick Google? What is the percentage of people on earth that complete a marathon? Surely. You got to bet? 1%. Yeah, I was going to say nine, but that feels too high. Yeah. 9% of people?

Less than 1%. If you have finished a marathon, you are part of a less than 1%. You are part of a less than 1% of people that are able to do. That is crazy. Estimated to be 0.01 to 0.05 of the world's population. Holy shit. So that's like one in a thousand. Yes, there's only 1.3 million marathon finishes a year roughly six days ago.

That is unbelievable. And he's one of them. And he's one. That is just incredible. Congratulations. Well done. That is beautiful. video.

Kayla Campbell is a Tapa. She lives near the Garanaska River and the nickname for that is the Ganny. The Gany. Everyone calls it the Ganny. Nice. Recently I was a part of an event called float your fanny down the Ganny. Love that. You build your own rafts and floating devices and everyone floats down the Ganny and it's

just a really fun day. Where's the Gany? Can we go? Can you look up Garnasca River, Charles? It's a fun day watching people fall into the water because everyone's got these fun random creations that do or don't work and you're trying to float. I spent the whole day thinking of Tony and Ryan and the Tarpers

because the name is just so incredible. That's unreal. When people like for the whole week like, what are you doing this weekend? Oh, I'm going to go float me again and Fanny down the Gannis. It's just like the looks I got. It was crazy. The name is never lost of me.

And I feel like the Tarpers would appreciate it, says Kayla. And we fucking do. That is so funny. Charles, have we found out where the Garanaska River is? Yeah, it's in just outside of Toronto in Canada. Oh, twist my fucking, um. Oh, no, we'll have to go back to fucking Toronto. Oh, it is close to Toronto.

Oh, it's right near Mississauga. That's on the other side. And this is what, uh, what it looks like. Oh, cool. Everyone's dressed up. When is the, the, the, yeah, when is it, Charles? Charles, tell us more. Because do you remember, did you ever?

live in Perth when the Masters Regatta was a big. And so there was in WA this flavoured milk brand called Masters. And it's like a carton of milk, like a, you know, 600 meal chocolate milk or whatever. And the Masters Regatta, you could enter and you had to float a little boat or sub like pontoon made only of the chocolate milk cartons. Yep. And it was the Masters Regatta. It used to happen every year.

I don't think they still do it. And I always wanted to do it because watching it on TV, you'd be like, That's so fun. Fucking so much fun. Yeah. I reckon I could float my fanny down at Gannie. My only thing would be we'd have to stay for a while because construction would have to occur.

Oh no, we have to stay in Charles' favourite city in the world. There's no official, they haven't announced next year's yet, but this year was the 11th of April. So like I'd say roughly same time. Oh, okay. Because the weather would be starting to warm up then. All right. Here's what I'm envisaging.

Tell me. South by Southwest in Austin The hat The Easter hat parade in New York In New York Floating our Fanny down the Ganny I feel like they're close-ish enough To be the one trip

To be one thing Mm-hmm Fucking hell We can't do any more travel Yeah we can't Is that why you're laughing Charles? Yeah You're like shut the fuck up

Oh we won't be traveling much next to you Because fuck my life It's expensive for the moment I'm going to hang in on us for a bit, I think. I just, it turns out flights are expensive. Accommodation is expensive. Let's go to Europe twice in two months. Oh, good idea.

Whose idea? Yeah. All of us. I'm concerned. What I'm not concerned about that. We should make here for a bit, but we should make that a goal of ours, though. To float our fanies down the gany. Like, it doesn't have to be next year, but that's something that we're going to do together.

That sounds so much fun. Before I die, we're going to float our fanny down the gany. You have my word. Yes. Do we need the horse photo? For those playing long at home, we just shook hands. We shook hands.

Charles, just a little salute. That's me shaking your hand. All right, so in conclusion, never message anyone saying, are you sure you sent the right link? Yep. Don't fuck someone at a funeral. Even if you're adopted, apparently that's an issue.

Um, Fanny's down Gannies, yes. Yep. And in today's comments, comment something that is good all the time, but great on a Monday. Yes. Yeah. Tomorrow on the show. Yes.

We've got two confessions that are like two of them that are like, if I read one of these, I'll be like, that's a bit fucked. I can't believe, they're kind of the same story. And I'm like, I can't believe this is a, happened twice in human history. Yep. But also happened twice. To tarpers. Like they're both... Is it a coincidence chat?

It is. It is a coincidence adjacent. It is a coincidence adjacent confession. Say that's three times fast. CAC. Cuck. Cock-ass cock. Cock-ass-cock.

Also tonight, I'm on deal or no deal. Tony is on deal or no deal tonight. So you can watch it tonight. It'll be on live on TV. And also they add it. to 10 play, which is like the app where you can Yeah, which is free. Definitely free and available in Australia.

Are we guessing it's probably not available overseas? Yeah, it's not available overseas, but like there's VPN. Oh, but if you sneak on to our Patreon, there might be something later in the week that we've ripped. There I said it. Yeah. But that's not going to be too later. So if you want to watch it soon. Yeah.

You can VPN to the 10 play app. Because Charles vlogged the whole day behind the scenes and on set and stuff. We've got something for, and we'll probably upload, you know. I reckon there's a pretty good chance. if you jump onto Patreon. But not for a few days, though. So if you want to watch it sooner. We'll give them a few days.

Yeah. You've got to give them a few days. Yeah. Then after, if you want to see the whole thing. Yeah, but like I don't think we will if anyone from 10s listening. Like, we would never. We won't if someone from 10th.

Actually, now that you say that, we won't do that. But we will have like a behind the scenes log in Patreon. And I say we won't do that. Can you tell the podcast? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We won't do that. You have to say it's a podcast. So we won't do that.

We will. Unless you work at Channel 10. Brian's doing a face. There's a face. Charles is giggling. I think also, though, if you want to watch it tonight, watch it live. If you want to watch it tonight, also, Templay. And you can, it's very potentially new watchable.

That way. Do you know what I mean? It's very potentially new to watch it. through the template app if you're overseas. PPN. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying?

Do you remember back in the old school days of dodgy DVDs where someone would go to the cinema and film the screen? And they would walk across and there would be someone with that popcorn across in front of them, whatever. I was like, maybe we should do one of those. Banan-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-ba-da-tu-poo. You know the song?

Like, you wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a car. Well, jokes on you. I fucking would. And I would definitely download one if I could. All right. Where are we at with 3D printing? Because I want to download a car one day.

I'm 3D printing. I mean, I'm pro 3D printing. But as in like, when is the day when I can literally download a car? Well, they're doing those trials of 3D printed pieces for homes. Pieces. Like 3D printing pieces for a home, like a... To build a home. Like a wall.

Yeah. Yeah, right. So they've got like this like really high, like low environmental impact but high strength stuff. And they're like printing walls of a home and stuff like that. I'm pro technology. Well, I don't, I think that's wonderful for especially like there's housing crisis all over the world. That's incredible. Yeah.

And then there's this printer that or just print a house? Yeah. Does our laminated do that? No, it doesn't. But I. For a mouse, maybe. At office works, I did like look because there was the. three-day printer like next to the Laminators which was crazy.

What is that? We don't need to buy one. We'll just use Libby's. My sister's got a really good one. Okay. Is she available? Yeah. Or she still wound up in the stress of people shitting in her lawn.

They moved. Love you. Crisis averted. Yeah. Bye. Love you. Bye. So wish me like on Channel 10.

Good luck. Thank you. Deal or no deal. I know what happens. Ah! Poorla!