Toni and Ryan - Slippery Dolphins and Mother Teresa (not the same story)

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

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Breaking news in 1997, when Tony Lodge was four. Mother Teresa died in 1997. M-T-I-K-T-I-K-Kool-A-M-A-T. Is that, like, illegal to call Mother-Tresa-M-Tee? Well, you can't defame someone once they've died. Do you reckon that... Oh, sorry, I've just got to call. You can defame someone.

Hi, I'm Lindsay from Shelbyville, Indiana. I'm Lauren from Chesape, Virginia. I'm Dallas from Grenfool. And I have a group podcast podcast. Merry Thursday, happy Thursday. Happy Charles is wearing his sailor hat hat day. Ahoy, second mate. So if he's got a tarpa-thon hat, should I do a like a happy?

recap for the crew. Oh, I'm not wearing a hat. Yeah, neither. Sorry. And that was it. I brought a cool hat to, so if he's got a tarpathon hat. I brought a cool hat to wear today actually. Should I go get it? If you like, yeah. See me. Okay. Um, in the meantime, we are having our party this Saturday somewhere in the world. If you can figure out where it is, you are more than welcome to come on down. That's a fun hat. It says prawn cocktail. Yeah. Is that a clue? No. I asked me if they would do porn cocktail like P-O-R-N but they said no it sounds pinchy on the back that's fun that's the brand oh are you not going to wet your hair looks too good it doesn't look that good I don't think but um I do have a clip-in so I can't yeah anyway it's time for normal or

no oh sorry sorry just feels like my duty to say a bit of your hair has been pulled out of your clipy up the very top there that guy oh that's actually um the fashion it's actually called style so no i know but the pinchy you just look it up oh okay everyone wow how much bitch is back oh also coming up today if you're someone who hangs on to stuff longer than you might need to like have you got a spare room full of stuff that you're like oh no we're at one time oh yeah uh owen has got some great advice that's coming up today well he's been owen me some money okay Um, we're off to a great fucking star.

Um, normal or nah? Nah. Sorry. Hey. Sorry. Hey. Sorry. Hey.

Best friends about to celebrate their birthday. It is your party and you can cry if you want to. Uh, we will be doing our podcast live from the party. Um, and I'll get you a little, uh, I'll get your little snack. No. I'm in at the party, but. Oh, live organized the food. It's very good.

Yeah. It's very good. Are you excited about the food? Yes. I think the food is kind of. is kind of a meme, but it will still be good. You know how sometimes stuff is a meme? And then you're like, well, like, that's a funny joke, but like, well, now what?

No, that is the food. Like, it's a meme, but also it's good. Like, I think you'll, there is no other food. There is not a, but backup, no. No. But it's just a light lunch. I think Zoe's got a normal or nah, and I think this is relevant because of. So I thought we were doing Owen, because he's Owen me, buddy.

He's owing you money and he's owing you. He's got some advice later on. Oh, okay. Zoe. Hi, Zoe. Does anyone else do a little body wiggle when they eat something and the food is so good? Like it just physically makes you go, oh. Normal.

I was not aware that I even did this until someone pointed it out. I think it's cute. Little. And do you think you were doing that on Saturday with the food? 1,000%. Yeah. Also, because the playlist is so good. Anything else you'd like to add?

What do you mean? Very good playlist. Who made it? Wow, wow, wow. It was Tony. Wasn't it all you and Lil and Charles? Was it all Tony? No, it was all me.

Oh. What do you mean? Oh, I don't know. I heard chat about the Spotify, like, match up playlist. No, so we have been in the office listening to a. Lend playlist of the four of us. Oh, so that's not the party one. No, no, no, no.

The party one I handpicked every track on there. Oh, shit. Yeah. And there's a lot of Ryan music on. Like, I picked stuff that I'm like, you'll love that. Oh, no. Is that not appropriate in this part of the world? Just, I don't want it to be shit.

No, it's like, there's Becky G, there's getaway plan. You put getaway plan above Young Gravy. Yeah. Down where the city meets the sea. Oh, that's a very interesting song to sing. Where the city meets the sea. Every song on that playlist is a clue. No, it's not like that.

All right. McKenna. We almost did this the other day. No, no, no. I know. I said almost. Dipping French fries in... Diffing French fries in barbecue sauce.

My husband thinks it's so weird and it must be a California thing. McKenna must be a hot California girl. Well, you can tell that she's a hot California girl. Because of the name. Yeah. But I think it's globally normal. If I have the option of ketchup or barbecue sauce, I'll choose barbecue sauce every single time.

Am I normal or nah? McKenna, your fucking normal barbecue sauce fucking rules. would you do barbecue on everything or are there some things you prefer to because I know you're a barbecue sauce person but are there some things that you're like that needs tomato run me through because I don't think so okay and I'm not anti tomato sauce either I know you're not but I'm like are there times we go a BBQ is more appropriate than a tomato here I can't think of anything the first one that comes to mind for me is a cheeseburger I'd go barbecue sauce on a cheese burger that is crazy barbecue sauce on a sausage and bread at bunnings yes what about a chicken

parmesan oh barbecue fuck yeah so you would do like schnitzel then barbecue sauce then the cheese oh well I guess then it wouldn't be a part that would yeah I know you because it's different yeah it's the tomato though isn't it yeah it is um with a sausage we were talking about this the other day though with a sausage roll you would go it you would go barbecue sauce yeah that's crazy In fact, I'm going to do that straight after this episode. Nice. Do they have sausage rolls? Here?

Yeah. I mean, like. We haven't left yet. Yeah, we haven't left yet. Yes. Emma Bowden. Normal or nah. Sheat wash day also has to be full shower day.

I do my full exfoliate, shave body. oil hair wash day the same day as I wash my sheets. So that night when I hop into bed, I'm like a slippery dolphin in fresh sheets. There's something about being squeaky clean in not fresh sheets that kind of grosses me out. And not being clean in fresh sheet feels like I'm instantly ruining the fresh sheets. Yeah. I think normal, absolutely. And I love that she added the slippery dolphin comment because that is how you feel.

Like if you've like shaved and moisturized your whole body, you feel so good. I cannot get into bed without having a shower Right Like I'm not like You know how some people are like Oh don't wear outside clothes on the bed Or don't wear outside shoes in the house and stuff

I don't really care about that But my body like I can't get into bed If I haven't had a shower Yeah right I just like it feels odd to me So it doesn't matter how late you've gotten home Or if you've had a few drinks and you can't be bothered You'll always like

Oh especially then Yeah right Yeah because I know that I'll have Yeah been out and like probably had a siggy so I'll be like well I've got to brush my teeth and have a shower

and yeah I was wondering yeah like especially then because I've probably bummed into a tap who says do you want to dart and I go fuck yeah

and then you know like a few times that I've bumped into tarp as well I've been out with soap actually especially that they go oh you know

and yeah anyway is there smoking all out on the boat I hope not Because there's an outdoor I doubt it Big part Like the whole top of it

Yeah no I doubt it It's off the back Like someone will try If there's no If there's rules that says no Please don't Yeah But that's fair

Like I also I can imagine that it's probably Smoking positive I don't know If anything is anymore actually Especially in that Area

Of the mouth anyway um no it doesn't matter where i what i've done i like even after work like i'll have a shower and then like i just can't i'm so lazy i get home and i'm like do you are you like a morning shower oh so you wake up and like have a shower yeah sure i only do that when it's really hot if i'm like hell sweaty through the night yeah like you know when sometimes you wake up and you're like clammy because it's been hot through the night or like you've left the heater on overnight and you wake up and you're like, do you remember the other week when I said I had a cold head?

Yes. So I had a hoodie on and then in the hoodie I put like a lavender bag that was been in the microwave and I usually don't sleep in the hoodie. Yeah. And so I woke up. It was like. Yeah. And you're just like balmy?

It was horrible. Yeah. What do you normally sleep in just like boxes or nothing? Oh, in winter like, yeah. maybe a t-shirt and shorts. Oh, Winnie the Pooh. No, no, Winnie the Pooh freaks me out. Yeah, okay.

You have to be, if you're naked on the bottom, you have to be full naked. Okay. How is it possible that when you're fully naked, you feel less naked than just wearing a t-shirt and no bottoms? Yeah, but the most naked you can ever be is full naked but with shoes on. Oh, yeah. What's with that?

Yeah. How can you take shoes off and become less naked? Heard. Catherine Molmar has a normal or nah. Mal normal or malnard? Putting leftovers in a bowl after heating it up in a plastic container. So you know you finish, like you got leftovers. You put it in like the takeaway containers or whatever.

When my husband and I heat up leftovers, once mine is heated, I put it into a bowl. But my husband eats it straight. the container because he doesn't want to have another dish to wash. Yeah. I fucking hate dishes. But I mean, if you just stack the dishwasher, which you don't do. Or is the dishwasher your thing? No, that's vacuuming.

Vacuuming. But I stack it and then unstack it. That's both of our jobs. Sure. I am so torn, Natalie Brulier, because I think, yeah, nay to the extra dishes. But when you put it into a bowl, the bowl's not hot. Like, you know, when you heat up, like, leftovers in a container or in a Tupperware container

or whatever? The container itself. The container is fucking boiling. Yeah. But if you like that. No, no. So if you put it into a bowl, then it doesn't like, then the bowl's not hot. So you can hold it.

You don't have to like hold a teetow. That's smart. So that would be the reason that I would transfer it. But I'm happy to eat out of the container. I really couldn't give a fuck. This seems small and trivial, but is having the teetowel, because of the teetow, because of the heat also like a humbling like a little yeah but you just feel how silly yeah you do and you can't hold the little well I'm like it's genuinely hot but it's like you just feel like a child yeah

and then like the other day I was having my my lasagna at the office yeah and then you're sitting there and you got your tea towel and you like little dish which is all hot and then you've got to do like every time you put something in your mouth like just stop eating you stupid bitch like instead of just sitting there my how about I just wait yeah You know what I mean? Yeah. But instead, I'm sitting there. And then everything you try and eat for the next two days doesn't taste like anything.

Yeah, just tastes like gray. It does. Yeah. It tastes like gray. Just because I used to go through a phase when I was like, I just loved hot coffee. Not anymore. Now it takes me like three hours to drink a coffee. But I'd be like, get it straight.

And then it's like you just burn the roof of your mouth and everything tastes like gray for Ford. And you just go, oh, well, there goes my fucking weekend. Like I might as well just give up now. Yeah. Because nothing's going to taste good. And I did. Yeah. I don't like hot drinks.

You like them real cold? No, well, I do, but I like even tea or coffee or whatever. Like, I prefer it like warm. I don't like it hot. Will we be having espresso martinis on the boat? I don't think that's available. Oh. Yeah.

Like, I don't think it's cocktails. Like, I think that there might be like a house spirit. Oh, okay, okay. But I don't think. it's like oh yeah yeah sorry i've yeah yeah yeah it's not tom cruise on a boat that's funny thanks i think you're gonna say tom collins great cocktail yep not as boady as what i said no yeah no i've got an idea okay what if we got dads to name the boat it's a good idea okay someone should bring that up one time just once though do you have any more normal no i'm done okay I'm done

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Doesn't that sound like a fancy country singer? Oh, I think. was going to say she sounds like the mayor of Oklahoma. Oddly the same thing. Yeah. I would be surprised if the mayor of Oklahoma is not a former country singer. I've always said that. Yeah.

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You know what I mean? Yeah. Cat, you know, you can't? Kimberly Petron Chuck. Okay. Caitlin Parker, love to see that. Caitlin, Lauren Steed. Sarah and Belinda Morrison.

That's a horse say. A steed. Yeah. Like your noble steed. Yeah. Oh, did you see donkeys getting his own movie in the Shrek world? Oh, really? Yeah.

Speaking of the ultimate noble steed. That is what I was quoting. yeah he's getting his own movie good for him yeah deserves it works so hard yeah yeah um now we do we're in the shrek timeline is it do you know as in like is it a prequel yeah or like does it is this movie like between shrek one and shrek two or is it like you know what i mean i do but actually a great question it is i wonder if they've thought about that i don't think they have because it doesn't have to be now it doesn't I would love to hear about donkey and dragon's relationship.

Imagine if the donkey movie was like, Shrek one was like donkey one? Like from donkey's point of view. Yeah. Donkey's POV. Yeah. He could wear the GoPro that you were in the Taftathon. He'd do it.

He would too. Always up for a fun time. We'll catch up with him later. Yeah. We decided because the podcast is turning four to look at the biggest news events that happened when we turned four. We haven't done our clue.

The final clue. How could I keep forgetting every time? Do you want to do the last one? Can I do the last one? You may. That's fun. Okay. So our birthday party, our fourth birthday party is on Saturday, which is really soon.

Put your sunscreen on. Last week, the first clue was people think it's the capital, but it's not. It's not. Uh-uh. And actually, after every clue, Tony will make a noise. The clue on Monday was, we've read, their flag includes white. The clue on Tuesday was the locals love their sushi. Oh!

On Wednesday, yesterday our clue was, it's a great time for esteem. Frankfurt And today's clue The final clue One, two, three, four, five Fifth and final clue It's the end of an era

And that's all we'll say I think I've got it that's the Sophie's figured it out Sophie didn't come to any of the meetings so we made her guess in the next 24 hours or in 24 hours I should say

keep your eyes peeled keep your eyes peeled on our socials we'll be answering a lot of questions a lot of logistics chat we want all the tapers in that area to come and join us on the boat on Saturday it's going to be awesome yeah so any questions that you've got

any logistics chat that you've got we can answer that for you keep your eye on the socials um yeah we'll post something and hopefully that lives up to expectations wow because a live stream

oh because we're going to do a live stream from the place before the party and we're also going to record Monday's episode on the boat At the party

At the party So if you're coming to the party Which you'll know in the next 24 hours Ah What Oh no in 24 hours Yeah

It's the end of an era It is It's sad actually a little bit Isn't it So What year did you turn for I just remember We're on YouTube

Yeah I've made a face That's guys Yeah. If you're watching, don't tell anyone what I did. Okay. What year did you turn for? Ninety-seven!

I turned four in 1991. I wasn't even born yet. Sorry. Save. Oh, you're still not born. How young is he still not born? What? I'm going back.

Do we go one for one, or do we do one of the... Well, I kind of came up with a fun idea. Okay, no, you go, okay, yeah. Well, what if we read it out like an old-timey newscaster? How old do you think we are? No, I just thought it would be fun, like a little bit of newsy. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to...

I'll go first, and then you don't have to do it if you don't want. Sure. Breaking news in 1997, when Tony Lodge was four. I got the breaking news. No, I'm not going to do that. Sorry, but I could do it more journalisticy if we're like. Yeah. The year is 1997.

Australia has won the ashes. Oh, that could be any year because we fucking rule. Okay. But yes, yes, yeah, of course. The Claremont serial killer has been deemed a serial killer. The Sydney Mardi Gras was televised for the first time ever. Oh, my God. That's quite cool, isn't it?

Detroit defeated Philadelphia in the Stanley Cup. Shit. Do you want to hear some cool people that were born in 1997? This actually was a bit upsetting because obviously they've been born so much later than us. Cody Simpson, the swimmer and also Cody Simpson, yeah. You know that song. Simone Biles, the gymnast. Really?

Yeah. And Becky G. Bullshit. Was born in 1997. We were singing in the shit. shower. La da-da-da-da-la-da-la-da-la-da. It's one of the greatest pop songs all the time.

And now, do you want to hear who died? Michael Hutchins from Inex-S. That's sad. That hurts, I feel. Gianni Versace died. Huge. Princess Diana died in 1997. Do we all remember where we were when that happened?

I do. I do. I was at my Nana's house. She was distraught. It's really, it makes me. had now you know it. Shortly after

Princess Diana died mother Teresa died in 1997 wasn't she in like the 1400s doesn't that sound crazy

but Princess Diana died before Mother Teresa that is crazy a yeah I read that and I was like well that's right like there's no way and then I fact checked it and it turns out it's actually true define fact checking I looked at three more websites really yes well because I was

like there's no fucking way yeah because she fucking was alive like three billion years ago yeah if you think mother Teresa you're like well 1600s like yeah literally Charles has just fact checked me no I I fact checked when did mother When was she born? Yeah, 1901. So close. So close. 1910.

Numbers were right. Backwards. Yeah. So close to your birthday. 26th of August. I was like, I think you're off by like 80 years. Yeah. Isn't that?

That really spun me out. And like, as if Princess die died the same year. And in fact, before Mother Teresa, that was, I was like, that doesn't compute. I've got another one that's, well, when... Oh, that's me done. Because I end with that bombshell about Mother Teresa. I'm... I call her.

I've got a bombshell. I call it. Is that, like, illegal to call Mother Teresa Mama Tea? Sorry. Well, you can't defame someone once they've died. Oh, you definitely can't... No, like, it's... Yeah, you can't, like...

Oh, but it's not all good, though. Like, it's not nice. It's not nice. Yeah. But legally. Really? Yeah. Oh.

That's why when people die, all the stories come out. Oh. Yeah. The NDAs expire. Yeah. Well, let them. Shut up. Yeah.

Do you reckon that she knew about what the queen did to Princess Dye and they knocked her off as well? Oh, sorry, I've just got a call. You can defame someone. Okay. Yeah, all right. Well, may they rest. All right So this both happened

The year I turned four This both I'm gonna tell you two things Okay And it's like the whole Similar to Mama T and Mama D Oh

I won't accept it About Princess Dye She's the people's princess She was mother literally Mother Teresa Nah Nah Princess die

I won't copy anything about her Mother Teresa is the person You go Oh she was like Mother Teresa But it actually was My

I really like You know how you just said that you were with your Nana when Princess Dye died and she was like, a mess. Everyone's mum cried that day. Yeah. Including Mother T, Mama T. Yeah.

Yeah. It hurt her so bad. No, don't even know. Sorry. She died of a broken heart. Sorry, but I won't copy about Princess Dyer because I love her. Anyway. In 1990, I've typed in the wrong year.

Oh, sweet. That's right. Do a quick Google now. I did your one. Hang on You did 1997 No I did 994

But that's not when I was Four I just got the four That's also not my one I was born in 993 Oh well do you want A random fact from 1994

Was anyone Kirk Cobain died A few months before The first episode of Friends Oh He never got to see it Wow Okay

Here's my ear That is That's actually That is a crazy weird perspective, time perspective, to think that he died before then. When I was four years old in 1991, it was the first time

Husta LeVista baby was ever said because that's when Terminator 2 came out. Huge year. And people are still saying that, Now, I say that at the end of every podcast episode. I'm going to start. 1991 was the first year. The World Wide Web was open to the public.

Oh, that's crazy. I'm older than the internet. That is hilarious. Nirvana released Nevermind and changed music forever. Huge year. The Simpsons moved to prime time. What year did the Simpsons start? Someone giggling that?

Should I Google it? 1989. Really? Oh, great year, Taylor Swift. Taubs. Both born. Soapy. Crazy that you were born the same year as Taylor Swift.

I'm going to say Torb. You just got your ship. so much more together than him. It's crazy. You're the same way. But who, you can't even compare. Yeah, apples and oranges. Orange.

Orange juice. Apples and orange juice. Oh, you think that's orange. You should see her pubs. Don't. Anything else? Who died? Freddie Mercury.

Oh, that's sad. So, Tony, What year were you born? 93. So you and Freddie Mercury have never been alive at the same time. Maybe he, me. He was a chatterbox. You know, like maybe his soul.

I've got it. Do you reckon? When did he die? What date? The day before Tony Lodge's birthday. What was bigger news? This is a quiz. There's three.

The Gulf War Sorry, what? 24th of November, 1991, he died. Oh no, 1993. Yeah. Well, tell it to him. No, you just said that that was the same year that I was born.

I was born in 1993. Yeah, but then he had to have time to like decompose and like hang out for a bit and then like, you know, decide where he wanted to place his gifts. And then a few years later he was like, Rolley Stone Perth. The backpedaling that you're doing right now is really. Holystone, Perth is where I'll be born again.

I wasn't born in Rolling Stone, that's okay. He's where I want to spend my next childhood. My next childhood? The collapse of the Soviet Union, the Gulf War started, or Hawthorne won the premiership. Hawthorne on the premiership. Is that 91? It's happened at a time. I'm so confused now.

Who's to say? Do you want to know who was born in 1991 though? Yep. Was it the son of a yacht? He was born in 91. He's only two years older than me. He's been 27 for about 20 years, that guy. He hasn't aged, eh.

He looks the same. He looks great. What is the one? That's good, isn't it? I've got to you love to see it here, actually, from Ken, who sent this on Patreon. That's really fun. Thank you. Thank you, Ken.

Do you have one? Thank you, Ken. That's it. Oh, Ken said, are you all right here? Why is it? Here. No, I'm like, thank you for, Ken, and thank you to Tony for.

This is from Ken. Bit of a backstory, says Ken. My plan, what did you say? My plan after graduating uni has always been to work for a year or two and then do my master's. Plans change. COVID happened. Life happens.

So true. And now I've crossed my six year anniversary of working. But while it's long overdue, I'm quitting my job and going to start my masters to degree in September, in one of the top, if not the best engineering school in Canada. I hardly ever pump myself up, especially not in public, but when I hear other tapas celebrating their achievements, I get so excited, so I thought, oh, why not? Like, want to send it through. It's your time, Ken?

That's huge, isn't it? Congratulations. Fuck yeah. And Ken says, as a double you love to see it, my mum is going to run her first ever marathon, the Sydney Marathon. Sydney. At the end of August to raise money for Ronald McDonald's House. So they're flying to come to Sydney for like a holiday to run the marathon.

And Ken was like lucky for me I get to cheer on before I start school and can't wait to visit Sydney. Is the run this weekend? It's in August, at the end of August. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So unfortunately we won't be able to participate because we'll be in Sydney this week. No.

Um, uh, Kent says, good luck to everybody running the race. There might be some tapas running the marathon. Absolutely. Pretty cool. Sick. Yeah. Um, I've got some, my love to see it today is some advice from Owen. Oh.

And it's also Owen on Instagram, but whilst this advice is good, don't go to his Instagram unless you want to see like a lot of Owen. Okay. Like, it's a good time, but I'm just, it'd be remiss of me not to mention. Okay. But I'm just going to send you this video, Tony. And I just think this is great advice. So it's my love to see it for everyone

I just saw somebody say that if you're having trouble Decluttering your house and you don't know if you need to throw something away or keep it Just ask yourself if this was covered in shit Would I wash it and keep it or would I just throw it away And I think that is genius And you just need to know that That is really good advice Because I've got so much stuff that I'm like

Maybe, maybe not And I actually went like through a few items And I was like, if that was covered in shit, I'd just fuck that off. And that's the test. If it was covered in shit and you'd fuck it off, then fuck it off. Yeah, if you would wash it off, though, it probably means something to you. That's good. Thank you, Owen.

What were the things that you went through? I just closed. And also I've got like, uh, what? No. And I've got a few, like, sport, like an old cricket bat or like a thing that's out in the garden or an old ball or like just stuff in the garden. Yeah. And I was just like, sorry just everything you just listed i just imagined with a poo on it like yeah like i couldn't

like the cricket bat i'm like oh a poo on it like that's just so funny um so thank you owen thanks owen thank you to poos good advice uh see you on saturday see you on the social channels in 24ish hours it's give or take like it's not exactly 24 hours yeah That depends when you watch. Good bad. Okay. This is not the time. And is that 24 hours in this time zone?

Don't. Love you so much. Might see you on Saturday. Might not. Hostile vista, baby. Bonjourno.