Toni and Ryan - Sneaky Sexy Single Mum

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

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Are we ready for a hot and sexy story? I took my children back to my hometown for an old high school reunion. Oh my god! The bar was closing up, it was almost midnight. I go back to his place and it was wild. And what? Ryan, redact this sentence because it changes everything. After I say this, none of us are allowed to look each other in the eye for 10 seconds.

I'm Christina from Nebraska. Hi, this is Wally from Hershey, Pennsylvania. Hi, it's Jenna from Geelong. And I approve this podcast. It is party week. This Saturday is our fourth birthday. Welcome to the show. Another clue coming up soon. A lot of chatter about where and what it could be and what the clues mean.

Like the word chatter. What a chatter. What is that word? Ch mean. Like the word chatter. What a chatter. What is that word? Chatter. It's like chat. Yeah, but is... Chat like...

Chatter. Like chatterbox, maybe that's what I'm thinking. Or like when someone calls you a chat, like, oh, she's such a chatterbox. Has anyone called you that before? Yeah. I used to get that, I think especially as a kid. Like that would say to my mum like,

oh, she's such a chatterbox. Is that a compliment? I don to get that. I think especially as a kid, like that would say to my mom, like, oh, she's such a chatterbox. Is that a compliment? I don't think so. I think it's a way to keep women down, to be honest. I didn't realize chatterbox is a gendered term. I don't think that any boy has ever been called a chatterbox. Really? I think it's like probably more. But I mean, also, that was what, 30 years ago?

Yeah. That I was a kid. Like, I don't know if they still say it. Were you a chatterbox at one year old? Yeah. Oh, my God. I came out talking. And the other thing is. Literally, like I reckon my mum was like you were singing before. Like you could say words. I just never shut up. You can't.

I was going to say for proof, but you just have to take my word for it. I believe it. Yeah, she's still talking as well. Let's do these are tough confessions. So thank you for sending through your confessions. Wish we were doing normal or nah. Yeah? Yeah, that's okay. Normal or nah. Doing normal or nah on a Thursday. This is Tuesday. Yeah. That's okay. Normal or nah? Doing normal or nah on a Thursday? This is Tuesday. Yeah. So nah. Oh, sorry. Yep. Well, no, so yeah, because it's Tuesday today.

Mm. I don't think she gets it. No, you just said doing it on a Thursday. Yeah. Normal. Because it's on Thursday. I thought I said Tuesday. You said Thursday. Oh, I almost said Thursday. Oh, fuck Oh fuck fuck fuck. Eat my shit. These are top confessions. Now this is from a Tapa and she says this isn't really a confession but I just needed to tell someone and be validated about how traumatic this was because even though I was 17 it still hurts. Oh my god. I surprised my boyfriend at the airport when he returned from school camp.

But when he got off the- Hang on. Flying for a school camp? Yeah, I believe it- That is crazy. Yeah, I believe it rhymed with chouts. Scouts? Yeah.

Wait, what? Yeah. Although they didn't use the word they said it rhymes with. What's happening? Like there was a trip with those people. For the Scouts? But she wasn't trying to out the Scouts. Oh no, but even going on a camp on it, like flying to a camp is crazy.

Insane. It doesn't like flying to a camp is crazy. Insane. It doesn't like matter really what it was for. So I don't think that that outs anybody, does it? Because there's like billions of scouts. I just read the stories. I just read the stories. Hey, I'm not outing you at all. I'm saying like, how would that tell us any more information?

Oh, it was with the scouts. Oh, you're talking about Mike. Mike. But you know what I mean? Flying for a school camp is crazy. We used to get on the bus and we were like in the car for like 40 minutes and they're like, here it is. I'm like, I live further away from school than this.

I surprised my boyfriend at the airport and when he got off the plane, he was holding hands with another girl. He'd had a school camp fling. What a scout and draw. Funny. Yeah. OK, cool. We hadn't spoken for most of the trip because he said he didn't have good phone reception. But he's been offered this floozy. But I mean, you believe that they wouldn't have phone. Like that makes that adds up if they're camping, I guess.

He gets off the plane, he ignores me, he says hi to his family and then says hi to her family who were waiting to collect her from the airport. Believe it or not, this was not the worst part. We live four hours away from Melbourne airport and I got a ride to the airport with his family. And they were probably like, yeah, of course, come with, like, how great, of course, come with us.

Yeah. It was the most awkward car trip ever. Imagine how his parents felt. I had to sit in the car with his family and him for four hours and I'm pretty sure his mum ripped him a new one when they got home. She was on my side. Oh, 1000% you would be. Yeah.

Thanks for listening to my story. I just had to tell someone. That is awful. What a little jerk. Yeah. Fuck that guy. And that's why I don't like the mounts. I just don't know what the scouts is.

Do you know what's the difference? I'll just read the stories. Hey, this one's hot and sexy. Are we ready for a hot and sexy story? I'm 39 years old, divorced single mother, and I just had the night of my life. Amazing. I even had to sneak into my parents' house at 4am after being out late kissing a boy. Oh, right. Yep. So, I took my children back to my hometown for an old high school reunion. Oh my god, it's like a movie

Yeah, so my children would stay at my parents like they're staying with grandma and grandpa Yeah, I'm gonna go see some old friends from high school. Are we gonna go back to our old town? Yeah, and They say I wasn't that confident in high school wasn't that popular in high school didn't kiss any boys in high school Did I fucking write this story? Jesus. But I thought, oh, it's always fun to hear what people are up to. And, you know, they're a good bunch and it'd be nice to go. A high school reunion's now like a little bit redundant because of like Facebook and stuff.

I can just find out. Well, because back in the day, it would be like, I literally have not heard, seen, no from you in 10 years. Except that my mum's seen your mum at the shops or something. We had our 20 year reunion earlier this year. Yeah. And I'll, yeah, I think it's now less about like, what are you up to? And everyone I spoke to was like, oh, it was just an awesome day. Yeah. Like they made it a part of everyone was just having fun, sharing stories and just like, it was just a fucking sick day. Yeah.

But it, cause like in the movies or whatever it's like, what are you up to? Oh shit. Or it's like, oh, who are you? And you go, oh, you look totally different. You know, this one boy who I had a crush on in high school was looking mighty fine. And he was chatting to me all night. We danced, we laughed and it was amazing. He said it was really great to see me again and I was so chuffed that he even remembered me.

I didn't even know that the hot boy knew who I was back in high school. I didn't get much attention from the guys and suddenly the hot popular boy from school was paying a lot of attention to me. That's so sweet. The bar was closing up, it was almost midnight and he says, should we go for a swim in the lake? What? Oh my god. We jump in laughing, splashing each other under the moonlight and eventually I'm up on the ladder on the jetty. So here's the ladder to the jetty, but she's facing back and she's like holding on like this.

And what? And I had the sexiest kiss of my life. OK, so I didn't know where I was going. He stared up at me like I was a goddess. It was so hot, I felt powerful and beautiful. And because you're wet, I bet you her nipples were hard. I go back to his place and it was wild. Ryan redact this sentence because it changes everything.

I'm going to skip the next sentence. Changes everything? Yeah, there's a sentence in there that just like changes everything and I'm going to skip the next sentence. Changes everything? What do you mean? There's a sentence in there that just changes everything. And I'll read it at the end. And then you can decide if I should have kept it in. OK. Because it changes everything.

Then she finishes up. And just in her underwear and his hoodie, sneaks back to the parents' house. And she's like, I felt like a teenager because I never like in high school never was that person. Yeah. And it said I was always such a rule follower. I'd never had to sneak anywhere.

And now when my kids are asleep in one room and my parents are asleep in the other, I snuck in in my underwear and his hoodie and like snuck into bed and she was like, oh, this is what I mean. Like, this is like the night of my life. I feel so young snuck into bed and she was like, oh, this is what I mean like, this is like the night of my life. I feel so young, confident and free and fucking so good. I also never snuck in or out. Like that's obviously not for me. Yeah.

But love that view. But do you think it would be exciting to do once? Like, yeah, like it's like, it was never me, blah, blah, blah, but she's like, she just got to do it one time and she was like, oh, like, what a fun thing to experience one time. Yeah. And I think also the setting of it being like at your parents' house, you feel like a kid

again. You've been at your high school hall where they have the, like, I imagine it's, you know, on the basketball court at the school. Like, whatever. My kids still don't know. My parents still don't know. my parents still don't know. So this is my- Oh, they know.

So this is my confession. I've never felt more like a teenager than I did that night and I was almost 40 years old. That's cute, I really like that. Sorry if this was self-indulgent, but I'm just so wet for life and I wanna tell everyone. Not self-indulgent at all. Yeah. That's amazing.

I was just reading this, like- Yeah. Fucking get it. And also just like hot and fun. Hot's amazing. I was just reading this like, yeah, I can get it. And also just like hot and fun. Hot and fun. Should I read the sections? Because what a great story, right? Yeah, it just would not. I think if I didn't know. Yeah, I shouldn't have even said the redacted part. Now that I know that there's something that's redacted, I'm like, oh, what happened? Did he eat a beetle or something? He's like, oh, every time I have sex, I need to eat a bug after or something weird.

Like, oh, that would be weird though. I mean, yeah, it would be. Yeah, thank you. I feel like we're not on the same page and that would be weird. Is there any reason why that was the first thing that came up? No, it just was like, what's the weirdest thing that I could say? And that's what I felt most of the time. Oh, that was great.

I just got to go eat a buck. Weird. You wouldn't know how to respond to that and you probably would leave. So it was after the sentence, we go back to his place and it was wild. And it's just like, it's just like a descriptive sentence. The one that you've already read or the one that was redacted? Redacted. Right.

After I say this, none of us are allowed to look each other in the eye for 10 seconds. Oh, okay. I feel like you're telling me what to do a lot. Okay, you do whatever you like. You do whatever you like. Okay, you do whatever you like. You do whatever you like. It was what I call sloppy pancake fucking. You're not done until you've been flipped on two sides and tasted everything. I took the advice about not looking at you. Is that good advice?

Or do you want me to say it again and we maintain eye contact? You know the other day when we said, you know, people just like, make stuff up. Like if you give it a name, it doesn't mean it's real? Yeah! Sloppy pancake sucking. That's like, not a thing. It is. Oh, you know what I would have believed more?

The bug. That was like, what a beautiful, wholesome story. And then I went. So can you read the sentence again? And yeah, we'll maintain eye contact. Would you prefer I took my top off for this? First of all, always come closer. That's what he said. No, no like you

It's what I like to call Sloppy pancake fucking you know done until you've turned on both sides and tasted everything Tony tried to pass me I had to pull away I'm sorry. I was really sure and I... Tony tried to pass me. I had to pull away. I'm married. Um... Does everyone feel okay? Yeah. No!

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Well, actually, let's do a recap. Our party is this Saturday. Are you OK? No, just like the party's this Saturday. I know. The party is this Saturday and you have to figure out where it is and you're all invited. We're paying for the first drink.

Drink, drink. And Tony has chosen the food and I think we'll all be impressed. Last Thursday's- Thanks for saying that. Last Thursday's clue. People think it's the capital, but it's not. But it's not. We've read their flag includes white.

This is a, today's clue. The locals love their sushi. Creep dick. Yeah, that's OK. OK, I'm really excited about the boat party. I. That's okay. Okay. I'm really excited about the boat party. I can't say anything because I... You're going to say stuff? Well, people, do you know what people have really been trying to trick us? Well, trying to trick me. Trick us?

Because they've been messaging in Patreon knowing that I reply to all the DMs. And knowing that I can't keep a secret. And so I've had to like reply to people, be like, fuck off. So I've been rude to you this, if I've been rude to you this week on Patreon, that's why it's cause you were trying to trick me. Don't do that. Don't try and trick me.

I'm a very gullible woman. I believe anything. Question. Your hat for the boat party has the word Captain written on it. The person who's actually in charge of the boat, are they outranked by the hat? Like are you going to walk in and you know your captain hat and they're going to go, oh well I guess I'll just fuck, go fuck myself. They go, I've got the day off. Yeah. Um, I hope so.

Alright, however you say that in their language. Captain. Mm, well just. Oh, you meant like boat language. Yeah, that's what I meant. I'm like, oh, better fuck off starboard. You know what I mean? Like, do you know what I mean?

I just thought of that Simpson scene when there's all the different boats and one of them is the penguins. Quack, quack, quack. It's my first day. Quack, quack, quack. Oh, and they all jump off. It's my first day. But he like says Mandarin and stuff.

Yeah, because you got starboard is right and port is left. I know that boat chart. I use that. Doesn't it depend which way you're facing? No. And you remember, because port is like there's no port left in the bottle. The port's left and starboard is right. You gotta do the holy maths. Who?

Port, starboard, the girl driving me to the airport. I don't think you told that story on the podcast. I think that was just awesome. Yeah. No you did. I know it because I heard it on the podcast. Oh, it's my favorite. Oh, thanks for coming in that day. Yeah. No, you did. I know it because I heard it on the podcast. Oh. It's my favorite.

Oh, thanks for coming in that day. How did that, how did that, I remember you telling that, how did that even come up? God, we just have so much fun. The dominant hand. That's right.

So do you think that maybe when I try and board the boat, they might actually say, well, that's not allowed. Like- Only one captain per vessel. Yeah. Or that maybe it's like, you know how you can like get arrested for impersonating police officer. What if that's sort of what I'm asking? Yeah. Find out on Saturday. Do you think that's not good? But we'll be in. If we got to international waters, depending on how far from the dock we...

Yeah. Push off. Sail. Push off. Yeah. Drive. You don't really drive a boat, do you? Sail.

Steer. Sail. Motor. Drift. Drift. I don't think... I don't... We're not drifting. Tokyo Drift? Drift? I don't think, we're not drifting. Tokyo Drift. Let's push on. Let's push off the boat.

Detective Dunn got a phone call this week. Oh my god. This guy can't find his wallet. He's been looking for days. It's missing somewhere in his bathroom. And he posted a photo on Reddit asking for help. He's like, dear the internet, I can't find my wallet. And the internet can't figure it out.

And so then he messages me, Detective Dunn, and says, are you the man for the job? And you're not, because you lose your wallet all the time. We'll put this photo in the episode thread, And you're not. Because you lose your wallet all the time. We'll put this photo in the episode thread, but I will also pop it on the screen on YouTube. Have a look, Tony. Have a look at that's his bathroom. Oh, it's on the floor there in the shape of a diamond. Under the towel. The internet is just full of dumb c***s.

I'm so smart. He said I dropped my wallet and it landed perfectly on the diamond and I couldn't find it for days. Should have called me. It took me a while. Can I? on the diamond and I couldn't find it for days. Should have called me. It took me a while. Can I? And you've just straight up.

Yeah, sorry. Can I say something? Please, because I don't have much else after that. Who has their wallet in the bathroom? That is so fucking bizarre! That is so fucking bizarre! Why would you not? Right? That is so bizarre.

It's got to be someplace. Yeah, no, totally agree. Some stuff's just places. Yeah. But like, because as you get home or whatever, say if your wallet's in like your backpack or whatever, then you'd probably leave your backpack like by the door or in your bedroom or something.

Or if your wallet was like in door or in your bedroom or something or if your wallet was like in your pocket with your keys and your phone, you'd probably like take that out of your pockets and put it on the bench or... I just can't imagine a scenario where like... You walk in, you've got your wallet in your back pocket, you're about to use the bathroom, you flop your pants down and it just flops out and lands on the ground magically on the tile. But I think that I would steal anything that was in my pockets.

I would like take out as I walked in, even if I was rushing straight to the bathroom, I would like pop it on the bench and then. Well, I think maybe it's because a guy is more likely to just have their wallet in their pocket the whole time. Cause you'd be more of a bag person, right? But even if I've got stuff in my pocket, but yeah, I would like take it out and then... Normal or nah, wallet in the bathroom. Maybe he was doing online shopping while he was sitting on the throne and had to whip

his credit card out to make a payment. Cause he doesn't have pay ID. was sitting on the throne and had to whip his credit card out to make a payment. Because he doesn't have pay ID. Because he's an idiot. Maybe I'm like, I get buying stuff on the toilet. Like, that's not my problem here. I just yeah, I cannot imagine as in my mind. OK. Car keys and a wallet are best friends, they're like this. They're like you and me. Yeah. And my car keys have never been in the bathroom before.

New game. Do you get what I mean? No? Yeah. New game. Love it. It. New game. Love it. It's normal now. We're going to post the thread in the Facebook group. You have to get a regular item from the household and place it somewhere in the house where it should not be.

Where it shouldn't be. Love it. So it has to be a thing that exists in the house and you have to keep it in the house, but just not where it should be. Yeah. And I'm not even gonna give an example. But I want- I'm just sort of sorry, really.

Yeah, but it's like the most upsetting combination. Yes. Oh, last time I said, we'll send you something I got in trouble because it turns out postage is difficult. Yeah, no, we can't. But will you- Can I send them a Tumblr?

No, it's such a fucking pain in the ass. I know that we don't like- Well, if they're in the place that we're going and we drop it off, that's even harder. No! What if we send them a car wash? No, that was the problem. That was so difficult. Yeah, because of the taxes, yeah.

No, but we will talk about it on the show. Do you know how much money it costs for me to pay $12 for someone to get a car wash? It was absolutely redundant. Because they live in Ireland and it's different and they have taxes on their fucking tariffs and shit and then the GST and there's no invoice and it was a fucking nightmare for a $12 car wash and it turns out they're a lot more expensive because the euro is really strong. Well I mean if we just sent 12 AUD it would be still 12 AUD. No, but they're like, well, here, this is what a car wash costs. Yeah.

I'm like, what have we just said to you? A third of a car wash? Come up with the rest. Yeah. Yeah. It was a thing. OK. Anyway, yeah. So you won't get anything. We're not like, but we'll talk about it. Yeah. Like the same way that we did talk about everything. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like that's the whole. Yeah. the circular economy of Tony and Ryan is that like you show your style Are we yeah, do you know what yours is gonna be?

One spot I hate it so much should we do we to tell each other else Now I'll think of another you go no, no, go go go other house. I reckon you do go take a photo of it and then you share it. Now I'll think of another. Now that I go, go, go. Well, I don't want to. Can I just take you on this? OK, OK. No, OK. No, because then it will be a

surprise to everybody. Why was similar? Oh, was it? This is going to be so upsetting. I'm sending you another one. This is really unfair. Yeah, it is. This is really unfair.

Should we just say? Because I could probably cut with another one. Choose one of yours. Sex toy in the fridge. This is really unfair. Should we just say? Cause I could probably cut with another one. Choose one of yours. Sex toy in the fridge. I said dog food in the shower. Okay. Competition is underway now.

Yeah, competition with no prize. No prize, no prize. I've got a very wholesome, you'll have to say it. Oh, wait, oh. Oh, what, what? What? And Detective Dunn will return at a later date. Yeah.

Yeah. I was going to tell about because you know, let me just tell this thing real quick. Yeah, of course. Sorry, I thought we were just. So Tony is obviously stepping on Detective Dunn's toes because she's such a fucking good detective. Sorry. We could be a team.

Sorry. Some other detectives have been stepping on my toes and you guys all witnessed it on a Zoom call. Yes. Do you recall? Yeah. Do you recall, Sophie? I believe you almost gave birth to a second child when you saw it. I don't you recall? Yeah. Do you recall Sophie? I believe you almost gave birth to

a second child when you saw it. I don't think Sophie was there. Wasn't she? No. So someone tried to break into my house and they sent around real detectives. Be like me with the captain's hat, you know. Did you see this? No, she wasn't here. No, you know, you know. She wasn't here. She was ringing a bell. And so I stayed home for the day

because I had to like let the detectives in and speak to them and stuff. And I'm on a Zoom call with- No, I'm not there for this. Yeah. Oh my God. And so I'm at home on Zoom and the whole team, we're all chatting. Everything's fine.

It's fine. Ended up all good. We're chatting on Zoom and the detectives rock up and I'm like, how fucking dare you? Do they not know who you are? You don't send me to Gordon Ramsay's house to cook him a sandwich. Cause he's already a chef. Cook a sandwich? Exactly. Exactly.

You don't send an amateur in to a professional's house. And so these people are fingerprinting, they're doing stuff. I've been fingerprinting. And I was like, I feel a bit, so like overshadowed a bit. How would you describe my mood at the time? Do you recall? Um, yeah,

I guess. When someone's like, yeah, I felt emasculated. So I put my detective's hat on and got out my magnifying magnifying glass and took me and the zoom call out to the Detectives and I said if you need help from a real detective Just let me know and how did they react? They didn't like it I thought Sophie was on the zoom because I thought she was about to give birth because she was terrified. I love that.

So we didn't even remember. That's pretty funny actually. Well, was Bridget there? Yeah, she didn't like it. She didn't like it. She said, Brian, don't, get back in here. Yeah. Going back.

Whoa. It's one of those things that like, you know, when you hear those things, you know, when I'm picking it up. Yeah. Going back. Whoa. It's one of those things that like, you know when you hear those stories that go a bit viral and it's like, oh, my son took his like plastic toy box out to help the plumber that's in today. And like, you know, and that goes viral.

And like everyone's like, oh my God, look at this little kid. And then on the invoice, the tradie writes like, oh, we'll knock $15 off for it because we had the foreman, you know, like those kinds of stories. It was like that, but you're 30. And their magnifying glass really set the whole thing off because you went in with your tools.

Why is it that the kid is cute and the 38 year old is a fucking asshole? Well, I don't think anyone thinks you're an asshole. I think it was more just that they were like, can you see that we're working? She was pretty nice about it to be honest. Like she gave you a bit of a laugh and was like, we're fine. Like she wasn't like, you know.

Yeah. Anyway, Detective Dunn will come back strong. Do you think so? Or like, cause you sound a bit flat about that. I am flat, but I'll need to, oh God, I didn't realize I looked like that. Thanks for sending that through, Charles. What, did you just said nothing?

The hat and the tiny magnifying glass? What do you love to see, Tony Lutz? Well, I've actually got something quite wholesome, but I'm feeling like it's not really the right vibe. No, I need it. I need it. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I am now an official card carrying member of the CWA.

So I no longer I'm just like, you know, tagging along to craft events or a fan. Be fan of their work. I'm now an official member of my local chapter. Thank you for using the correct term. Me and the girl gang. Now I know you're a card carrying member but have you received the physical card? I haven't and that will be a big moment. Is that like do they actually have a card though? Yeah you get a card and a lanyard. You best believe I'm gonna put my car keys on that bad boy. I love a lanyard.

I think lanyards, people turn their nose up and think they're better than a lanyard. I fucking think they rule. As someone who doesn't have very big hands, a lanyard's handy because you don't have to carry it. Like if you've got your car key. Do you know what- Could you put your drink bottle on your lanyard?

Oh, I think you'd fucking crack your neck off. If I did mine with my- With your big one, with your big boy. Yeah. Or your Stanley Jupe, imagine that. And you could just go down on the straw. Oh, that'd be- That, bit of fun.

I, it'd be easy with the Stanley Jupe because have you felt it? It is so light and crappy. It's actually fine, yeah. Ryan's got the came up version. Yeah, so light and crappy. It's actually fine. Yeah. Ryan's got the came up version. Yeah, it's not good. And fair enough too.

Cause trends come and go. Okay, new game. The most upsetting thing you could carry around on a lanyard. I'm going to carry our Webby award. On a lanyard? He's walking around. Um, it's funny that you put it in that direction because I imagined obviously it being like top down. I think because it's so heavy then it would just like.

I think it would boing off. Yeah. And also I think that that part like detaches. Does it? Oh, don't try and do it. Sorry, I thought it did. And I was like, Oh, what if it unhooks? Sorry. Oh, Charles has just had a fuck a

kitten. Um, anyway, very fun. Um, should we have Tony and Ryan lanyards? Like the clip, whatever you want on it? Yeah. Obviously. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, that's for you. Whatever you want on it. Yeah. Obviously. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, that's for you. You can put whatever you want on it. Um. See I love my lanyard. My keys were like on the lanyard. Your keys are on a lanyard. Yeah. I am. I made uh, Torbz for his birthday. I bought him a gift, but I also made him um, a keychain like a, like that you, something you put on your keys. It was like a clear photo frame and I put a picture of Pippa in it.

That's very cute. That's very cute. So if he had a lanyard, he could put that on there. Imagine you walk around with a lanyard with a keychain on it, with a picture of your dog in it. I think that was so cute. I like it. Yeah. I like it.

I like a zippy lanyard as well. What's a zippy lanyard? Oh, no. You know like the corporate people like how they have like the zips. Oh, like the retractable with their key card. Yeah. Hmm, no.

It seems like a thing that a villain in a James Bond movie would have to like and like neck people. Who's the person I'm thinking of? Number two. Maybe. I think that's from us. It is but maybe that's his move. Like they've got a thing and they're like. Well, one of them's got the shoe. Who throws a shoe, honestly? You know, the guy that throws the shoe. He's a weapon, that guy. Yeah. Anyway.

My love to see it is from Michelle. Hi, Michelle. This is the most randomly loved to see it ever. I was driving home last week and I was in a foul mood for a reason I can't remember. Love it. I ended up being stuck behind a big truck on some back street.

And this tiny white haired old lady is riding alongside the truck on her bike. And she's like, like, pull the horn. Oh! Ha, ha! The driver gave her a honk and then she went full dry trute fist pump like, fuck yeah!

And I was just like so excited that the thing and then she just kept writing. I was smiling instantly and honestly, don't you just fucking love to see it? I actually really do love to see that. Yeah, yeah. What a fucking great story. Thanks Michelle.

Thanks Michelle. That's fucking awesome. Can you imagine seeing that happen? Like you've seen someone else's moment. You're like, I probably shouldn't have seen that. Like you feel like that was for them. Maybe she's doing that every day. This old lady, she's just on her bike, just trying to get honks from truckers, you know? Do you remember like being a kid on the, on the bus, like going on a school trip or something or an excursion and like the feeling that if you were the one that did it and you got the honk that you were like, like big kid?

I was in Diamond Creek the other day and there were a bunch of, a bunch of youths and they were doing these ones and I gave them one. Nice! How good did that make you feel? I was like, oh, I know how good that feels. Absolutely. You've given them that win. Oh, that's my love to say it.

That's amazing. That's great. All right. Fuck, where to from here? You know? I think that's it for the pod. That might be the end. No, we're back tomorrow, hump day, with a new clue for the party on Saturday.

A new clue. A new clue. And a tarpa has sent through a story and they've said, this is a warning for anyone about to go on a boat party. Oh. And I think we all need to hear it. It might be tough to hear, but we need to hear it. Are you still planning on streaming?

Can I say something? Yeah. I'm about to go on a boat party. I better listen tomorrow. You better listen tomorrow. You should listen, cause you're gonna, Charles. I'll also tune in, Charles, I recommend it. And anyone else who wants to join us this Saturday, listen tomorrow because you're going

to need to hear this. Did you know about the boat party? Because that's amazing. Do you reckon she knew about the boat party? Do you want me to read the first sentence? Hi guys, considering you're going on a boat party, you might want to know this. It all comes together, doesn't it? Yeah, beautiful. All right.

Love you. Bye. Bye.