Toni and Ryan - Sniffing Strangers

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

Would you tell a stranger you enjoy their smell??? Or is that weird as fuck?! Also how to know if you're living in a rich suburb!! Love u Toni xoxoxo Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the podcast. This is Megan. Hello, this is Megan. Megan, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you? Oh my God, hi. Oh my God, I thought you couldn't hear us. Oh my God, I'm so stressed.

Oh my God, oh my God. So is it Megan or Megan? I know us Australians really suck at this name. So what do you go by? We say Megan here. Megan, I would never say anything else but Megan. And Megan, would you approve this podcast? Absolutely!

Oh, thanks, Megan! Hey, it's Megan from Oregon, and Welcome to the podcast. I'm Tony Lodge. This is Ryan Drum. Thanks for being here. Yeah. I thought I'd do a quick little intro. I like it. Are you upset because you normally do that? Well, what else would I do? You do everything else.

Oh, mate, I'm just trying to be involved. I've got a whole box of gloves from yesterday's... You're too involved. ...yesterday's prop. So do you know that these gloves were $6? That's money well spent. Yeah. I mean, now we've got 40 gloves left to use.

Physical comedy. Speaking of money, I've spent some of your money, and I'll get to that later on today. Yeah. Do I need? Okay. Yeah. But first of all, if you're from Australia.

I am. You're about to learn if you're from a rich Australian suburb. Oh. And if you're not from Australia, allow us to welcome you in to rich Australian culture. The inside goss. The inside goss.

So here's a list of things where you can tell if you're in, like, a good neighbourhood or a bad neighbourhood. Oh. And the weird thing for us, Tony, we're in Richmond at the moment and Richmond's a real mix. It is. Because there's, like, there's some rich people around but there's also some fucking interesting characters.

Yeah. We also have an injecting centre. Yep. There was a nude guy at the front of our house who was just being arrested one time. We also have like a private hospital, like a really like high end private hospital. A lot of nice cars on the road, but then you will see some like fuck things. So we're in this strange, like, I think we see some parts of these richness but we also see like the dark side.

In fairness to me, you live on a nicer side than I do. Yeah, where I used to live in Docker Street was real close to the bars and pubs and the riffraff at night and the youths. It's loud. And we're right near the MCG as well. When the footy's on, it's fucked. When the footy's on, yeah. But I, Tony, as someone who's lived in Australia,

tell me if you think these are in fact signs that you live in a rich Australian suburb. Okay. If there's a local R.M. Williams store. Oh, rich. Yeah. R.M. Williams stores do not exist in not rich suburbs. No fucking way.

Tick that box. Fair? A hundred percent. Do people overseas know what RM Williams is? Oh, surely. So it's like an Australian leather goods brand and clothing and apparel. They're like beautiful leather boots and leather shoes. Yeah, the boots are like $400 or $500 each.

And these ain't like, I mean, the style can be a work boot, but no one's like doing work working an RM Williams. It's like a, it's kind of turned into like a preppy thing. Where like if you were going to wear a Ralph Lauren button up with a puffer vest. And some nice slacks. Some chinos. Yeah, some coffee coloured chinos. And an RM Williams boot.

You probably went to a private boys school and you probably play soccer. Or rugby union. Or rugby, yes, exactly. Definitely not rugby league boys' school and you probably play soccer. Or rugby union. Or rugby, yes, exactly. Definitely not rugby league. No, no, no, no. Or row. Would you row? Oh, yeah, you could be a coxswain.

Yeah. A what? You know how that's like what the head rower's called? I think it's just called a cox. Coxman. Cockhead. Maybe we're in the R.M. Williams boots. If your local chicken place is a Char-Grilled Charlie's.

Hello. Tony, you had a cooked chicken and salad the other night. Yeah. Where did you get it from? Char-Grilled Charlie's. How was it? But had to drive and pick it up because they do not deliver to my suburb. So if that tells you anything about where I live.

The joys of living near a nice suburb. So if that tells you anything about where I live. The joys of living near a nice suburb. It's a fucking 40-minute round trip. I did that one to Camberwell. Yeah. Yeah, it's a commitment to drive out, order. It's so fucking good. It's so good. But you can't get it delivered to our house.

We are outside of the delivery zones. That's how you know. That's a real shame. Driving the streets and not seeing random trolleys. Oh, my God. What is that luxury? So I remember driving around a nice suburb once and being like, what's the opposite of claustrophobic?

Like free. I felt breezy and calm. Yeah. Open. calm. Yeah, open. Open. Yeah. I felt like I could walk down footpaths and do whatever the fuck I wanted. And then I realised, oh, I'm not being caged by just random trolleys. And don't you also think, so like when you drive from Richmond to Turack,

which is like a very, very rich area, you go like over the bridge and then there's no trolleys. The nature strip is like perfectly. Mowed. Yep. So like the lawn is green. Yeah. And all of the power lines are like don't have shoes on them.

No. Yeah. Or sometimes they're underground. You can't even see them. Oh, my. That fucks me up. Yeah. That's can't even see them. Oh, my. That fucks me up. Yeah. That's insane.

That's technology. That's advancement. How does that work? How do they bury them? That would be a huge job, isn't it? They'd be like little tunnels and pipes and stuff. Or do they go through the pipes? Not like through the pipes, but through like electrical pipes maybe.

Would they have to like dig up everything to get in there? Yeah, at one stage, yeah. I wonder when they do that. They probably do it. Do you know what they probably do? They probably send everyone to Europe or they wait until like Australian winter and then they go, oh, everyone's going to be in Greece for three weeks.

We'll do it now. And they don't even have to send anyone a letter. They're like, we know these houses will be empty. That's so true. No one's going to be on the road. You won't see a Porsche for three weeks. Maybe that should be on the list, just like you don't see people in June because they're in Santorini.

Yep, yep. The Coles is empty. Yep. Not that they fucking go to Coles. No. The Pran Market. You can get a parking spot at the Pran Market. Fancy cars with pee plates.

Doesn't that just make you shit yourself? So I don't know if other countries have pee plates. When you're in your first two or three years of driving, there's literally a plate on your car that's a big red pee that tells everyone that you're a new driver. I think the speed limit sometimes can be slightly less. You can't drink at all on your pee plates. No, you have to be zero, zero, zero.

Whereas other places you're allowed to have two beers or something like that. And when I see some punk 18-year-old fuckwit jump into a car that I could never even dream of, that fucking pisses me off. So I only told the story last week of how I very recently bought, you know. A nice car for yourself. A nice car. And, you know, it's a lower end. You know, like I didn't buy a fucking Maserati or anything.

It's the base model hatchback. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, we's a lower end, you know, like I didn't buy a fucking Maserati or anything. It's the base model hatchback. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, we're fine. It's nice. But like, you know, like it's not fucking zipped up or anything. And then I was so literally the other day I'm driving and I'm like in my pride and fucking joy car. And then someone with red P plates drives past in a fucking Range Rover.

And I'm like, all right, that car's probably like $300,000. Fuck this guy. Oh, Dad, can I borrow the car? Yeah, chuck your pee plates on it, man. Yeah, and I'm like, don't breathe in here, mate. I've worked for 10 years straight to get a fifth of the car. Literally, yeah. I mean, I love it and it's mine, but fucking.

Yeah, that fucks me off. Speaking of cars, in regular suburbs, four-wheel drives will have like a tow bar so you can tow the caravan or the trailer or whatever. But in rich suburbs, four-wheel drives have ski racks. I was literally about to say roof racks to put the fucking skis on. To go to the snow. When you said no one's around during July, they're either in Europe or at the snow. And similar, I think like, is it Vail and Boulder and Colorado?

Like where the rich people have their like chalet. Aspen. Yeah. People in Melbourne go to Buller or Hotham. Yeah. And us regular folks stay on sea level. Yeah, I just work. Yeah, I have a job.

I still work trying to pay for the car that I bought. In regular suburbs, bakeries are for loaves of bread. But in rich suburbs, bakeries are for Instagrammable cookies and like a gluten-free little muffin or a little treat or something like that. Like a raw bar. Yeah, I would go as far to say is it's actually hard to buy a loaf of bread in a rich suburb bakery. Yeah, unless you're buying like a spelt buckwheat fucking artisan sourdough

or something. That's coming out of your ears. You can get one of those. If you can afford it after you've paid for your fucking Land Rover Evoque because the bread's fucking $16 for a loaf and they don't even cut it up. I bought fancy bread. So right, I bought fancy bread from the brand market the other week. Is that for toast or sandwiches, doll?

Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, could you do a thick toast cut? They're like, mmm. Do you not have your own RM Williams knife at home? Do you not have a Porsche knife? Don't you get the free knife? Why don't you get your help to cut it for you? And I was just like, oh, yeah, like could you cut it?

And they like laughed and then put the whole thing in the bag and like thought I was making a joke. Once they thought you were making a joke, did you just go along and pretend that, yes, you were making a joke? Of course. My God, I'm not going to out myself. I'm like, ha, ha, ha, look at this puffer jacket I'm wearing. It's not a North Face one, but it's fine.

So hard rubbish is when you put your big rubbish out on the nature strip and the local council comes around and cleans it up. Yeah, like your old bookcase or a washing machine that doesn't work anymore. Yeah. So regular suburbs have mouldy, broken shit. Yeah. But have you driven around a fancy suburb during? I've gotten a few bikes from a nice suburbs, hard rubbish.

Couches that is like pretty good. Yeah. And a tarp I got a PS4. What? Yeah. Someone's upgrade. Is the PS5 out or something? Yeah. Someone's upgrade. Is the PS5 out or something? Yeah.

So they're like, oh, we'll just put it out in the nature strip. Imagine not selling that. So apparently during hard rubbish in the fancy areas, people are like, mate, get the ute. Fucking let's roll. Well, yeah. So I've gotten a few bikes before. Yeah.

Because you're just driving around. You go, fuck that bike. It's all right. I used to take. Bikes are fucking expensive. Yeah. Well, cause you're just driving around and you go, fuck that bike looks alright. I used to take. Bikes are fucking expensive. Yeah. I, well, someone saw an e-scooter last week at Vic Gardens.

That would have been a good get. Wish I'd seen it. Um, I used to take a bike helmet just in my backpack during hard rubbish. Oh yeah. Cause I used to live like a few kilometers from my primary school. Cause you just knew that somewhere along the way you'd find something with wheels. Yeah. Sometimes it little tricycle that doesn't get you far but i'll get a couple hundred meters before you conk out and leave somewhere else maybe you will get a nice bike that's yours maybe you just find you know like when like really little toddlers have like a little play trolley for their like toys oh yeah they're a lot of fun on a hill oh my god daniel

buchanan once rode a desk chair down a massive hill. Good for Daniel. Where's he? Well, wasn't he? I'll tell you where he ended up because it was like a T intersection at the bottom of the hill. So he hit the gutter on the other side and he went flying and the chair stood there. I wonder how Danny's doing.

Yeah. Wow. Finally. How you know you're in a rich suburb? Did you have in primary school, what were the rules in term one and term four about going outside? No hat, no play. Everyone knows no hat, no play. Yep.

Standard rule in Australia. Do you reckon that's only an Aussie thing? If you don't have a hat? No hat, no play. Can't go outside if you don't have a hat. It's too hot. No fucking chance. Sunburn's real.

UV rays. You've got to stay inside. Like your teacher will not let you outside. Teacher will not let you outside. Fancy suburbs have fancy schools where the school hat is made out of like a straw brim. Like a boater. Whereas I went to a place with Legionnaire's hats. What did you have?

What's a Legionnaire's hat? You don't know what a Legionnaire's cap is? Isn't Legionnaire's like an airborne disease? Well, not if you're wearing the cap. So it's like a regular hat, but it's got the flaps at the back. Oh, my God. It is called a Legionnaire's hat. I thought that was a disease.

Yeah, with the flap at the back. Okay. Do you want to hear what my school had? Oh, my God. We had a red broad brim cotton hat that had a kookaburra on the front. Raleigh Stone Primary School represent 611. Represent Mark Warren, the slips with the wide brim. It was like a cricket hat.

Yes. Yep. And it had like the honky nut like thing that you did up under the thing. Did you tuck it up into your thing though? Because it wasn't cool to have the thing. What? You like fold it up and put it in the top of the hat. Oh, my God. No, I used to wear mine.

Oh, my God. That explains so much. No wonder you, no, I used to wear mine. Oh my God, that explains so much. No wonder you had no friends when you were younger. Oh my God, it's all coming back to me now. It's all coming back to me now. Well, now you know why you're poor and Tony had no friends. Thanks for listening. Let's take a break.

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Parker? Hardly know her. When you don't know someone really well Yep There's things you can ask them And there's things you should not ask them I believe And one of the things you do not ask someone you don't know Is what they're wearing

In terms of perfume and cologne And let me tell you why It's not directly rude to ask what you're wearing, but indirectly what you're saying to a stranger is, I've been smelling you. You smell good. When someone goes, oh, you smell great. What is that?

But smelling someone isn't intentional. Like if you smell someone as they walk past you or whatever, I don't think that that's that weird because that's why people like have a scent as in like why they put on a scent. But if you like the waitress at a cafe. Yeah. You're in a business meeting with someone you haven't met before. Yeah.

Or a business meeting's a bit different. Or you're at the movies and you're sitting next to someone you don't know. Yeah. Are you just going to lean across and go, hey babe, what are you wearing? No. See, that's not – but that's not how the interaction goes. If you're sitting next to someone, I don't think you should do it until you know that you're not going to be sitting next to each other anymore.

Because you're at the movie and you say that at the start of the movie and they go, fuck, I'm going to have to sit next to this guy for hours who's sniffing me. Yeah, and then you're watching, maybe three hours, you're watching The Wolf of Wall Street, you know, and they're like, fuck, that person's still sitting there. That asked me how I smell. But I think that if you're like walking past somebody or like standing in a line and you're like, oh, my God, like,

sorry, this is so weird. Sorry, so weird. I've been smelling you. No, oh, my God. Like, sorry, this is so weird. Sorry, so weird. I've been smelling you. No, but smelling isn't intentional. Like, if you had to go over to someone and lick their wrist to know what perfume they were, like, wearing, then, like, obviously you would never do that and you would never bring it up.

No. But because, like, as you're walking past someone, their smell, like, comes into your like nose like so i was gonna say eyeline i was like that's not how it works but like it looks like you're wearing tommy hill figure but they like waft past you like naturally the smell comes over like if you had to do something weird to smell someone then like like if you fucking walked up to someone and said, you taste good, then you'd be like, that's fucking weird because I know what you have to do to taste me. But I am visualising things.

Sorry. I'll tell a perfume story and now I'm seeing things in my mind that I just never expected to come from a perfume story. I just don't think it's that weird and I've actually done it. What do you mean? Like I have said to somebody like, oh, my God, sorry, that perfume is gorgeous. What are you wearing?

And do they go, oh, Frank, stop sniffing me? No, most people are like, oh, my God, thank you so much. It's blah. And my mum bought it for me. Or, you know, it's always like a, it's a convo starter, I think. But I would never do it to someone if they, like, looked bitchy or, like, rude or, like, if it to someone if they looked bitchy or rude. If it was someone who I didn't think that I wanted to start a conversation with, the first person I ever did this to, had the confidence to do it, was Bekjad.

What the fuck? Yeah. Start small. Bekjad's like one of the biggest, not mumfluencer, but influencer, wife of a footballer. Yeah. And you just go up to her and go, what are you wearing? Yeah. So we used to work together.

She used to work in the building that I worked in. Yeah. And she was in the office and she walked past and she was like, morning, how are you? And I was like, oh, I'm good, thanks. Oh, my God, sorry. What perfume are you wearing? That is so lovely.

And then she'd go, excuse me, do you know who I am? Stop sniffing me. And she punched me in the face. Well, she told me what it was and it was like $800 a bottle. Of course it was. Or something. And I was like, how dare I? Hashtag gifted.

I can't believe she didn't fucking charge me for the sniff that I took. I can't believe she didn't charge you just for being in her presence. She's actually lovely, Bec Judd. Is she? She's very, very friendly. Yeah, great. Because she's from WA and I'm from WA. Yeah, old school.

And so during COVID we were working in the same building and she would always come over and be like, oh, Tony, like, you missing your family? Oh, that's nice. Which is actually lovely. That's nice. I like Bec. So, and she didn't find it was strange.

No, she was fine. She's fucking really nice. God damn it. I know. She's one of those. God damn it. I know. She's one of those people that gets painted as a bit of a, I mean, all influence kind of get that weird brush. Yeah, but she's lovely. She's great.

So one of our friends, someone came up to her and asked about a fragrance, our mate Sarah. Yes. So Sarah was shopping with another one of our friends, Leah. Yep. And they saw this like really expensive perfume. It's called La Labo. La Labo.

If you've never heard of it, it's like another one of those really expensive ones that you would never buy. It sounds like an exotic island. Where are you going this summer? I'm going to spend time at La Labo. Yeah, where are you traveling to? Oh, yes, I'm off to La Labo just for a few days. Yeah, right. It's called La Labo.

And like they actually do, I'm pretty sure it's La Labo just for a few days. Yeah, right. It's called La Labo and like they actually do, I'm pretty sure it's La Labo, they make like personalised fragrances. Really? So you can go in there and be like, oh, I love this and I love this and I love this and they'll package that to you. I want a little bit of oak with a hint of schnozberries. I don't know why the fuck I said that. And they give you this beautiful bottle with like a tag on it

and it says like perfume for Tony Lodge. I know Sarah and Len. Why the fuck were they in this store? No, so they were in this. No, I know, right? And so they saw this perfume and spritzed it on themselves to be like, oh, my God, I could never afford this perfume. Oh, I'd like to trial this thing.

Exactly. I'd love to people to sniff me. Yeah, fit today and imply that I bought it. Because who doesn't love that? And then they were like going shopping and then they're going out for dinner. They've gone to this restaurant. They sat inside and it was kind of packed restaurant. And they ordered drinks.

Like the waiter came over, they ordered a round of drinks or whatever. And this woman comes over, like a totally random woman. Yep. Walks over from like another table and goes, oh, did you girls just like spritz a perfume? Like in a nice way. So she's doing what you would do. You go, oh, that smells great.

Yeah. I'll come over. Oh, my God, like what perfume are you wearing? And so a stranger walks over in a restaurant. In a busy restaurant and goes like, did you girls just like spritz something like in the bathroom? Like obviously one of them had gone and done away and like walked back out or as they walked past them or something.

Because it must have been like a fresh batch because they'd recently come from the Larbo. They'd only just done it. Right. And that's when it's the strongest, isn't it? Of course. And both of them are probably like douse themselves. Yeah, it's free.

Get your money's worth. Get in here. Never watch this jacket again. And so our friend Sarah was like, oh, yeah, we did, because she's so friendly. Yep. And she was like, oh, yeah, we did. And then all of a sudden the woman flipped out,

like this random stranger flipped out and goes, well, it's fucking disgusting. It's making me sick. And now me and my friends have to all sit outside. What? sick and now me and my friends have to all sit outside. What? And, like, fucking, like, flipped her fucking lid about them wearing this perfume.

How fucking rude. So rude. Or, or, how much free lalabo did they lalab on themselves? Because that's a drastic, like. Surely it wouldn't have been that bad. Even when like we've all walked past someone that's like wearing a lot of cologne or whatever or sat down in a restaurant next to someone. Or got into a cab and the person who must have been in before you has

doused themselves. Yes. But like it's not that bad. Like it's literally never that bad. I'm not leaving a restaurant. No way. I refuse to have my smoked salmon in the presence of the Larbo. But like imagine confronting someone about it. It's aggressive.

Like if you and I are out for dinner, right, and we go, oh, fuck, can you smell that? And then you go, yeah, I can. And I go, do you want to move out? That's actually like, you know, if I had asthma or something, surely you would just take care of it. Hey, Tony. You're actually responsible for your own life.

We will go outside, but I'll just go have a word to them and let them know what I think on the way out there. I would just pass away if you said that. If you're like, before we sit outside, Tony, I'm actually just going to have a word to these bitches. Excuse me, champion. Is that Izzy Miyake? Yeah. Yeah, well, how Is that Izumiaki? Yeah.

Yeah, well, how about you Izumasaki my dick and fuck off because that smells horrific. Izumasaki my dick. I don't know. I got worked up into the story. No, that's great. I was playing a character of someone who would do that and I feel like that's what someone like that would say.

That was exactly. You played the character. Thank you. Congratulations on the role. But so then our friends went and talked to the waiter. Yeah. And they were like so embarrassed. Yeah.

And so our friends, Leah and Sarah, they walked over to the waiter and were like, oh, that woman actually just like had a huge goal with us. So like can you cancel our drinks? Like we're going to leave. Yeah, we don't want to. They left the restaurant because they were like that's, and that is fucking rude and I would just be so embarrassed. Oh, you would be.

Like, if someone walked over to you and had a fucking massive go. You smell. Yeah. I don't like your smell. Did the waitress go, yeah, no, fair call? The waitress was like, oh, well, they should leave, not you guys. Yeah. And they were like, well, don't, like.

We don't want to cause a scene. Like, just don't worry about it. Like, she's obviously fucking depressed. This old lady. Like, this old woman obviously has a fucking axe to grind. I tell you what I reckon it is. Yeah. This lady.

Can't afford Lullabo. Or can afford Lullabo. Oh. And was like, no, like she's gatekeeping Lullabo. And she goes, because they would have gone, oh, they're doing a free sample at the store. And she's like, I paid $1,700 for Lullabo. I got a personalized fucking whatever in the bottle.

And you bitches. I just want. Younger and better looking than me. Just come waltzing in here with a free sample. I reckon it's not that she doesn't have it. I reckon it's that she does, and she paid a fuckton for it, and now she's fucked off. I reckon you're right.

Yep. Yep, that's a hit the nail on the head, I reckon. Is he Masaki on that one? He's a Masaki, my dick. It's beautiful. Fuck, that's so awkward. It is super fucking awkward. Like, so awkward.

And when they were telling, because we were on a meeting with Leah and Sarah, and they were like, you will not believe this fucking thing. And we're like, oh. That's fucked up. Even the more I think about it, the more it annoys me. It's so fucked. It annoys me. I'm going to love to see it, though.

What is it? Bring it back. Bring us back up. Bring it back. Tony, I have sent $50 from our account. Yep. From the TARP account. Uh-huh.

And I've sent it to the Love and Paws Rescue in Fort Worth, Texas. Oh, great. Is that okay? Yes. Yeah, so it came from our account because that's what's attached to the PayPal. That's fine. Let me read you a passage from the website of the Love and Paws Rescue in Fort Worth, Texas. Yeah.

The rehoming coordinator says, Their favourite thing about rescue is taking in dogs who haven't known the love and care and compassion that they deserve. And seeing them then get that love, care and compassion for the first time makes me really happy. And you can see the happiness on the dog's face. Makes me really happy and you can see the happiness on the dog's face. Now, the rehoming coordinator at Loves and Paws Rescue in Fort Worth, Texas, is none other than tarpa Lane Cox. Lane Cox?

That's where he works. That's his sentence. That's what he does for a living. I thought he was just a full-time troll in the Facebook group, but no. He's got a day job and he works at the rehoming centre. So a shout-out to Lane, his wife Brittany, and their three rescue dogs, Shadow, Shina and Dixie, who he's taken in to take care of.

We've sent you 50... A little donation from us. Yeah, 50 US. Fuck, by the way, have you seen the exchange rate? Australia is... Not doing well. So $50 US was $5,000 Australian. But no, you'll have to see that, Lane. And I didn't know what you did for...

Not that I could have loved you any more than I already did. Yeah, it's tough. But when I saw that, I was like, can this guy be just any fucking better? Yeah, I'm sorry to turn your beautiful, you'll have to say it, into a joke. But did you just say that Lane Cox has a dog called Dixie? Dixie Cox. You're supposed to be in love to see it. Pause the music.

Tony's being fucking shit. No, Lane, I do love to say it. I know I love Lane. I chat to Lane in the comments a lot. Lane can never get his video working on the vodcast on Spotify. Yeah. Shame, Lane. But he's too busy saving dogs' lives.

Yeah. Him and Dixie Cox. Dixie Cox. Getting busy. I also thought Shadow and Shiner were interesting choices as well. Well, they probably didn't get to name them. You know how when you rescue a dog, they've got a name? It's like, what's wrong with your face? Go to Shiner. Yeah, yeah, I've got a Shiner were interesting choices as well. Well, they probably didn't get to name them. You know how when you rescue a dog, they've got a name? That's like, what's wrong with your face?

Get a Shiner. Yeah, yeah, I got a Shiner. Yeah, I got a Shiner. No one will see. Just put a bit of shadow on it. Nice. My Love to See It is a TikTok that's gone viral. And it just really made me laugh and I thought it was quite innocent.

And it says, I believed in God as a kid because I always felt so moved during worship songs at my church. Yep. And then I went to a One Direction concert and felt the exact same thing and realised I just love live music. All right, great. Feel the power. Everybody trying to steal my girl.

It's the same, apparently. Babe. That's Justin Bieber, but yes. What did you say? It's not Justin Bieber. One Direction. Did I say Justin Bieber? They're all the same to me.

I don't know. But yeah, that fucking made me laugh. I thought that was so funny. Live life, love, babe. I just love live music. Live life, love. That is beautiful. That is beautiful.

See you tomorrow for Normal or Nah. And there's my mate Ethan. Tarpa Ethan. Tarpa Ethan. Has a bathroom issue he wants to discuss. Oh, okay. All right. That's tomorrow. Love you bathroom issue he wants to discuss. Oh, okay. All right. That's tomorrow.

Love you, bye. Who want to see my girl? Oh, price B.