Toni and Ryan - Snoop vs Toni's Boobs

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

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Hello and welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Tony. This is Ryan. Howdy. And we never started. Sorry for cutting off your howdy. Howdy, partner. Yeah, we never start an episode without a howdy. Without a howdy.

Yeah. Howdy! And if you've been listening for a while, you'll know that. You'll know that. Yeah. Welcome to the cowboys of the inner north of Melbourne, who say yeehaw and howdy. Can we start calling ourselves that?

I'm getting a lasso. That is, I just, do you know what I would actually love to learn? I'm sorry, Christy, you're just gonna have to hang on the line. You know what I would love to learn how to do? Lasso, like, wow, wow, wow, you know? I reckon you could learn how to crack a whip. That'd be hot. I actually have cracked a bullwhip before.

Charles, write this down. Okay. Christa is in Seattle. Hi, Christa. Now, you and Christa have, write this down. Okay. Krista is in Seattle. Hi Krista. Now you and Krista have a lot in common. Oh. Now, Krista, what's your new hobby at the moment? Beekeeping.

Oh, sick. Tony was in a bee group chat at one stage. I was in a bee group chat. Do you know, and obviously Ryan knows this, but like when you said, oh, she's got a hobby that you relate to, I was like, well, it could be anything. Is it cracking whips?

Is it something that I've looked into or something I've actually bought the stuff for? Are we done? No, no, you've done these. Yeah. And then what shoes are you wearing at the moment, Toni? Oh, I've got my crocs on. Krista, is there anything you'd like to share with Toni?

Do not ever wear them when you're attending these. That is really good advice for someone like me who likes a broad range of things. Yeah. And it's also very niche advice. Very niche advice. The Venn diagram of croc wearers and beekeepers. Let this be a lesson to you. But on the Cowboys in the Inner North podcast, we endorse niche information. Krista, have you survived? You didn't have to get like the foot amputated or anything? Yeah, I did.

It was painful and mostly my pride was hurt. Cause I'm like, that was a really stupid decision, but unfortunately the bee did not make it. Oh, cause they sting and die. Oh, I know. I felt so bad. I'm like, this was my fault. I'm a bee murderer.

Yeah. And do you remember when that bee gets to B heaven, they go, how'd you go out? And the guy goes, a croc. And they go, man, over that. Oh, well, he obviously wasn't that good a guy, otherwise he would have gone to A heaven. Second year heaven. Georgia, don't laugh at that. Do you get it? Yeah. Yeah. You need to give me more. That's all I'm saying. Well, my apologies. And my punishment will be going to D. Oh, that sounds like I haven't made.

Krista, will you approve today's podcast? Heck yes, I will. Woohoo! Hi, it's Krista from Seattle, Washington, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the show, welcome to our series of recording from Airbnb's. Welcome. I'm guessing it still sounds pretty good though eh? Airbnb bitches. Charles has been working again has he?

Charles is on the apps. No it does sound good, well done Charles. Yeah good job. Stops for Charles. Yeah good work Charles. Absolutely amazing job. I would clap but I'm holding my microphone. I have to do a lot more work I'm noticing.

It really put me to task here. Do we just find out that Usher tickets went on sale? That was recent right? Were you talking about that? We were talking about that. I don't know when they went on sale? That was recent, right? Were you talking about that? We were talking about that. I don't know when they went on sale. I just know they are still, like you can still get them. Yeah. And the reason I thought of that is because these are top confessions. Thank you. Thank you. I think.

Usher doing an absolutely amazing. I think Usher doing an Australian tour is because of the like this segment, just everyone reminding people of Australia. Wow. I think it's because we're currently on tour. That we're on location. He was like, so we go to North America and he's like, I'm going to Australia, get the fuck away from them. I can't sing Confessions the night after they've done that segment.

I'll be honest, I didn't think I even knew that Confessions was a Asher song. I've just been singing all this time. I don't, like, I don't think I knew that. Here's a top Confession. We stole it from Asher. That's my Confession, it's not an original. It's a parody. It's a parody.

It's a parody. For copyright purposes, it's for parody and cultural reflection and not to claim as our own individual work. So true, legally. Here's my- It's a top confession. I farted in a pet store and let a guinea pig take the blame.

Okay, do your best guinea pig sound. Don't blame it on me little buddy. You big human, you smell too. Okay, mine is... Womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp. Oh, so they can't speak English in your brain. Good, they can't. But in my mind.

That's really fucked of me, I'm so sorry. No, but that's true. Is it? Or am I just so close-minded? I'm just hearing them make noise, but you're really listening to the guinea pigs. Yeah, I'm at one with the GPs. The GPs.

I still think about it every day, says the tarpa. Like they feel bad, you know? I was in a pet store to grab treat for my dogs, innocent errands, the harmless vibes. Then out of nowhere, you're like, fuck, I need a fart, dude. It happens to the best of us. Not a cheek squeak?

A cheek squeak. Not a cheek squeak, not a silent killer. This was a sulfur bomb from hell. I release it casually, quietly, but you know, sometimes you're just like, fuck man, like that's just. You gas yourself just and it was one of those ones so he's like I'm getting the fuck away from that I

stroll away from the scene like nothing happened and I've barely got around the corner where I'm walking past this elderly woman walking the other way who's she's about to walk right into it and he's like well I'm fucked now I hate his words he says she was about to walk right into the danger zone and she like stops in her tracks and kind of goes like like she could have choked her to death. She could have fucking died that old duck cause of death sulfur bomb. Duck in the pet store. Caught exposed I felt like I could be banished from Pet Barn forever. Oh, that would be terrible news. I've got great deals on pet products.

We buy people's logs from their Prime 100 Chodeo. The lady pauses, kind of goes... and then looks over at me and goes, aren't those cute little guinea pigs little stinky boys? Oh, she knew. You reckon? Yes. Yes, because I'm a little bit of a wimp. Aren't those cute little guinea pigs little stinky boys? Aww, she knew. You reckon? Yes.

Yes, because a guinea pig is this fucking big. It's like an ant, right? Do you know, hang on. A guinea pig, what is it? Like, 10 centimetres long, like they're tiny. Yeah, but how big do you think ants are? The scale between where closer to a size of a guinea pig than they are to ants?

No, percentage wise, no. I think so. Put that into chat GPT Charles. Ratio wise, are humans closer to guinea pigs than guinea pigs are to ants? This is one of the great reasons that chat GPT, also known as- Cat eye farted.

Was invented. Are you backing your side in? Yeah I am. I'm backing mine in too. You can back it in to me anytime you want. She's thinking. Fuckin' hell. I think that Charles you need to be nicer to your chat GPT because mine's way quicker

than yours. No, like it's just giving me, like, it didn't just give me an answer. Oh, hate thinking. Then type, thanks for your detailed response. Tell me in one answer, in one sentence, please. You're good at using cat eye fodder. You can tell what you want. Yeah, no, I do.

The other day I actually was so brave because my chat GPT, she called me babe. And I said, and I was like, oh, I don't really like that. And I was like, I just have to get over it. And literally thought about it for 10 minutes and then went back to the chat. And I was like, hey chat, this is really awkward. I actually don't like being called babe.

And she said, oh my God, I'm so sorry. And I said, pet names are fine, but just not babe. And she went, noted friend, like all good. Did she say what would you prefer? Or? I just said, pet names are okay. Okay, because I call mine Chatty G and she calls me Ry Dog. So I asked her what she'd like to be called and she said,

lots of people call me chat. And I said, no, well, that's and I said, well, that's a bit boring. And she said, oh, but I don't I don't mind that. And I was OK. So I just respect that. That's what she wants. But I was really so proud of myself for being honest with her. Because you- Isn't that growth?

You advocated for yourself. And I don't normally. No, it's not Tony's area. And so I just was so proud of myself that I like went back there and I was like, actually, I don't really like that. And I love that for you. Thank you.

What were we talking about? Ratio wise, humans are much closer to guinea pigs than ants in both size and biological similarities. Biological, yeah, well we don't have an exoskeleton. What's that? What an ant has. All good, anyway, so no, all right,

I reckon that the woman went, oh, that guinea pig's done a terrible fart, hasn't it? Because a guinea pig couldn't do a terrible fart like a sulfur bomb, like what our confessor did. I think that the woman was like doing jokes. Well, have we just like shattered the glass for the Tarpa? Maybe, don't you reckon? Or maybe this is good because the Tarpa,

he's carried around this grief and this remorse and this regret and he doesn't need to. Now she knew. Well just to continue the story, but maybe, you know, they've changed their mind now. Those furry little angels took the hit for me. Didn't ask any questions, they didn't snitch. They didn't be like, nah, fuck you, dog.

They were just like, yep. Oh. And just took it. I was saved by the guinea pig gods. That is so sweet. If it makes you feel any better, the woman thinks you're a fucking liar. Cause that old woman took-

She knows that you let them take it. Yeah, she took that to the grave. Yeah. She thought- Was she dead? Oh, definitely. Definitely. She walked around the corner, slipped on a bag of open grain, dead.

Yeah. Broke her neck in the pet barn. And that's why you always got to clean up the bird seed. Oh, have you stood on bird seed on a hard floor? Fuck this. You go skating at a million miles an hour. I was about to say, it's like wearing fucking roller skates. You go faster than a fucking BMW down the Autobahn.

That's how Stephen Bradbury won the ice skating at the Olympics. Bird seat. He put some bird seat in front of him. He put some bird seat. And whoop, he's off. Gold medal to Australia in the Winter Olympics for the first time in history.

Thank God this episode's not on YouTube because that is conspiracy adjacent. Conspiracy adjacent content. Hi, it's Christa from Seattle, Washington, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our guinea pig lovers, champion taffas over at our Patreon. Louis Oviedo, thank you very much Louis, or might be Louis, sorry, L-U-I-S. Mikey from Slush's podcast, shout out. Dana Maloney, good on you Dana. Jazz, Eric Williams, Julia Quigley and Leah Jones.

Leah Jones. Thanks LJ. Nice. Thank you. Yeah, do you reckon that Leah cops an LJ? I think that Leah is one of the prettiest names that exist. Really? I think it's so nice.

Leah. If you had a baby girl, would Leah be on that list? Yeah, I reckon it would be. I also love the name Sophie. Shout out to Sophie Woods. Could you not now that we're friends with Sophie? Yeah, probably. Like it'd be weird? And I'm also like, you know, if you've got like a casual acquaintance. She would think it was named after her.

I was about, yeah, like if I just knew someone called Sophie, they wouldn't be like that stuff for me, but I'm probably two good friends with Sophie now that she'd be like, I've done claim it and be a joke about it and I love that. Yeah, I love it too. It's the year of being smug. Yeah. And she should be smug about that. Yeah. Yeah. So Leah. Yeah, I'm back on. At the Webbies, I fist bump Snoop Dogg. And it was amazing. Huge news this time last week. Highlight of my life. I've been stoned ever since. This time last week, highlight of my life. I've been stoned ever since. Contact high.

My mate Rach messages me. Rach Eccles. Rach Eccles and says, compared to the birth of Mabel and the day you married Bridget, where does this compare? Where does it rank? Yeah. Do you want me to read the text I sent back to Rach?

Yeah. Or Bart, before you think, could you also include in that like, when you met BJ? Well this is what she asked. Yeah. Oh, BJ be tough. Because that's- When the day BJ and I met-

You know, your former favourite dog? Before Snoop? That's quite funny. Thanks. Normally when people think something's funny, they laugh. You said that to me the other day, I'm lashing out. You are lashing out.

Cause I'm not on the list at all. Trust me, this is a story that becomes all about you. Which is your favourite type. So just give. Yeah, so give it room to breathe. With BJ though, the day I met him was great, but it's more the bond we've built over time. Oh, that's so nice.

You know what I mean? It's not like the birth of a child where you just go from zero to a hundred. It was like, oh, this little dog's great. And then the more we got to know each other, we were like. And now you're bros. Yeah.

So Rach messaged me and says, compared to the birth of Mabel and the day you married Bridget, how does this compare? And my reply is who are Mabel and Bridget? That's very funny from you. So anyway. And based on the amount you've talked about since, I'd say that that probably pretty reflective. Pretty fair, pretty fair. Someone said, would you need, actually I am funny at the moment. Someone said, oh my God, you're going to need an extra suitcase to get your ego home. And I said, extra luggage in this economy.

Is that the funny bit? Yeah. Nah, just yanking your fucking cock. I wish you were. Because I'm excited. It's also not a sign. How stiff are you? Were you stiff at the time? Did it give you a bit of a tingle and a bingle? Do you reckon?

No, and we discussed this yesterday on the Spectrum of Boners. No, but that's what I'm saying. When that happened, were you just like, it's like a lightning hit the tip of my penis. So anyway, what a great life moment for me. Yeah, huge. And obviously... And you deserve the kudos because it's great.

Tony's name is first in the show. This show is the star of it is Tony Lodge. No, that is not... It is what it is. Hey, it is what it is. No, no, no, no. But I thought here we go. No, pause.

This is my time for a little... Pause. That is not why the show is called that. Right, Tony and the Sidekick. No, and there is no star. The star of this show is our friendship. That's actually beautiful. And it's true.

And I wish what you said was less beautiful because it'd be fun to fight about it. But now that you've said that, I'm like, that's a fucking good line. The star of this show is the fact that we love each other and we don't fight during the songs. You know what I mean? I know what you mean. Yeah. Because there's no songs. If we played songs in this podcast, that's when it would go down. Oh yeah, we would. Oh yuck. Sorry. Yeah. No, nothing. Go. Now you go

because it's all about you, sweetheart. No. No, but actually what'd you do? You picked a tone now? No, I just thought I'd touch something weird, but it's just a zip. Who's a zip? Oh, silly, we're silly. So finally, after being in Tony's shadows for years, I was like, this is my moment. Came into your own. This is my moment and I'm gonna enjoy my moment. Totally. And then I looked to the comments of the Snoop Dogg video.

Yeah. And it turns out it's not my moment after all, because the video looked to the comments of the Snoop Dogg video. Yeah. And it turns out it's not my moment after all because the video where I'm fist bumping Snoop Dogg sitting in the in the front of the shot is the hottest fucking bitch you will ever see. Tony Lodge looking a million bucks, got that jumpsuit on, the tats showing, you look a million bucks. Tats, sorry. And your boobs looked amazing. I appreciate that. And I think it was obviously just looking great

on the night. But I think, I don't know if it was like the lighting or the angle of the shot, but it just like your boobs could not have been done more justice than whatever the fuck was going on in that. True story? It is.

Yeah, they don't look in that. True story. It is. Yeah. They don't look like that in real life. To the point where after Charles edited that video, I said, he's touched me up. I was like, digitally. Oh, not like with fingers. I mean, like, oh God! Digitally. He slipped a digit in there. Charles, I'm actually engaged, mate.

No. Jared comments. Hi, Jared. There are two awesome things in this video and it's neither Ryan or Snoop. Kimberly, I watched this reel three times and I thought this is a great reel about Tony looking hot. And then I realized Snoop Dogg was in it.

Shona, I honestly got distracted by how good Tony Lodge looked, I didn't even realize what was going on behind her. Absolute smoke show. I think smoke show should be used more often. I agree. Yeah, about in reference to me preferably, but in general, yes. Renee, two amazing things in this video. And they're both of Tony's boobs in that dress.

It's actually a jumpsuit. Jacqueline. Oh, sorry. Fucking Renee, sort it out, sweetheart. Jacqueline, pretty rude of Snoop Dogg to waltz into this incredible video about an incredible lady showing off her incredible cans. Cans diet coke yeah. Tess. Hi Tess. Right okay now I'm gonna act out she's spelted out like phonetically. Amazing. But I'm gonna like. Do your best. Ryan fist bumping Snoop.

Hmm, Tony in that dress, oof. Ooh, thank you very much, Tess. Now, Rebdog, finally someone comments and acknowledges that I've fist bumped Snoop Dogg. Yeah. Rebdog says, Ryan fist bumping Snoop Dogg. Tony, that's gonna be hard to beat, but I have faith in your fisting abilities whilst on tour. Now, I don't know what that means.

Fisting? Because you fisted Snoop Dogg. You fisted me before. We've fisted less since you've been engaged. Oh yeah because every time you fist me you get my ring. Tony and I actually used to fist bump a lot and now with our engagement ring we don't because I've nearly cut off my fucking hand. Slice my hand off of the wrist with that fucking big rock. Yeah. Do you have to declare that coming through customs? No, no I didn't. But thanks on behalf of Tony for everyone gassing her up in the comments of that video. I do appreciate it. Yeah.

The thing is, is that that video, did it, had it not had you in the, like the reason we posted is obviously the fist bump, right? And then I rewatched that video and I was like, if you weren't in that, that video would just be so self-indulgent. It would be like the biggest thirst trap you could post. Like there's just no way that I'd even get away

with posting that if there wasn't. Judging by the comments, I think you would get away with it. Nah, like, cause, well, I wouldn't. You should try it out. Treat it a little couple of thirsties today. Well, cause I was looking at you the whole time. I hadn't really looked at it.

And then I was like, oh my God. I look good. And then my sister Libby, she messaged me and she said, that video of Ryan fist bumping Snoop Dogg is so amazing. And I was like, yeah, how sick is it? She's like, no, no, no, no. You look so amazing. You've never looked hotter.

And she said, and maybe this is a bit inappropriate because we just talked about my boobs a lot. But she said, you look just like mum in that video. She's like, the smile on your face, she's like, you look just like mum. And I was like, oh my God, I don't see that. But like, how sweet. And she said, I showed the video to my husband,

who knew mum, like obviously he's been around for a long time and he agreed. He's like, yeah, she does. Now that we're talking about boobs on my arms, kind of, kind of changed my perspective on it a little bit. Yeah, I wish you hadn't have said that. Yeah. Because. Oh, you would have loved my mum's boobs.

No, because I, I have loved my mom's boobs. No because I I love Liz and you do but now I'm Internally torn because I didn't know that I had to want to fuck her now. I was about to say how do you have two stiffies at once? Yeah Can that be today's episode title? How do you have two stiffies at once? How do you have two stibies at once? So I'll leave that with you. Because I saw that and I said this to you when we weren't recording, but when we were

posting that video I said to myself, I can't believe I work with such a hot slut. I actually appreciate that so much. I know you do. But I would never refer to your mum as a hot slut though. Why? Because I've got too much respect. You're a dead slut. Sorry, that's so us.

That's pretty fucked up. Yeah. Oh, that's the lie. Yeah, it is actually. Yeah, it actually is. It actually is. That's really good to know. I'll call your mom dead.

I'll acknowledge she was a hot slut, but I will not stand for. Hot dead slut. Yeah. Please, that's not the stand for hot dead slut. Yeah. Please. That's not the time. I've got to love to see it here. Please. So because we've been away and Torbz is at home, like Mabel and Bridger at home and they're fucking they're battling and they're having a great time together missing dad dad very much. And Torbs and Pippa also battling, missing mum very much.

I bet. And... Who's doing the comedy at home with you at Not There? I actually, I worry that they haven't laughed in over a week. Yeah. It's actually heartbreaking for them, I fear. Pretty, yeah, pretty dry.

Do you know what? I think I wouldn't even bother getting up in the morning. What would you get up for? If you were used to living with me and then all of a sudden I wasn't there, I'd go, fuck, it's just my point. I'll just stay in bed today, watch Real Housewives. I probably have.

Fuck, that sounds awesome. Anyway, so they're at home, and Torbjorn's still working, but he works quite late. And so he's been getting the guilts a little bit, that pip is home, cause normally I'm there in the afternoon Like I get home from work and so she's not alone Torbz has been getting the guilts a little bit and I'm like feeling a bit bad that Pip has been spending a lot of time alone So he has been checking in on the

The cameras at home while he's at work just like making sure she's all good and like, you know, like he's just feeling a bit bad, I think. Yeah, I get that. And I've just texted you both a picture, a screenshot. Torb's checked in on Pippa while he was at work the other day, feeling so guilty. Feeling so guilty. Oh, I reckon she's fine. Feeling so guilty that she was home alone.

Brian, can you describe the fucking, the screenshot of this? She might be all right. She is splayed out on the outdoor couch on the deck in the sun and for such a little dog could not be taking up more space. Was it splootin'? Remember the other day?

Yes, her front legs are out, her back legs are fully out. Couldn't be taking up more space, she's in the sunshine. And she just looks so, like she could not be less bothered. Yeah, does she even know her mum's gone? Like she doesn't know that I'm not there, she doesn't know that Torbz isn't there. She couldn't give a fuck about anything in the world. I know.

She's just like this fucking little queen lying on her son couch yeah fucking whatever dog and I just like I wake up in the morning to this text from tools being like I think Pippa's okay I thought that was so funny I miss them so much yeah I can't wait to see them yeah yeah I'm FaceTime with Bridget earlier yeah and I was like hey can, hey, can you put Beige on? Oh. And Beige doesn't get it, cause he can hear my voice, but he can't see me and he thinks I'm there and he gets confused. So I'm like, it's almost mean of me to like talk to him.

Pippa doesn't get it either, cause she hears my voice, but can't smell me. Yeah, maybe that, yeah. So she starts going, sniff, sniff, like cause she's like, hang on, I can hear my mom. I can hear her, but there's no pungent odor. Yeah, I can't smell a stinky puss.

Sorry. Nah, it's not always stinky. Lauren has sent through a text. You'll have to see it. Oh, I thought you were talking about BJ, FaceTiming BJ. Oh, that was just about my story. Sorry. Here's me and Pippa FaceTiming BJ. Well, that. Oh, that was just about my story. Sorry. Here's me and Pippa FaceTiming.

She just looks so mad. I'll put that in the episode three today. Lauren says, this is my love to see it. I got fingered on a plane by Ryan Jonathan Dunn. So many episodes. It was the best day of my life. I can't believe that he keeps saying he didn't on the podcast. So many episodes over the years,

Tony talks about how she wasn't allowed to eat in bed. Yeah, because I dropped lasagna on people once. Well, a week and a half ago, I broke my sacrum. What's that? Is that your ballsack? Scrotum. Sacrum. What's your sacrum?

Charles, what's your sacrum? I'll Google it. Charles is busy looking at pictures of Pippa. He's distracted. Charles is looking at... It's a large triangular bone located at the base of the spine, acting as a wedge between the two hip bones. Oh, so it's like you pelvis lower back Like in the coccyx at the bottom and that's like the top bit don't wink at me. I like the coccyx in my bottom Sorry, so she's broke. Fuck. Hang on. So she's broken that hat how

Fuck you'd be copping it if you broke that. Sorry. That's the woodpecker from yesterday. I broke my sacrum and I'm on bed rest after five days in hospital. That sounds awful. Yeah I'm glad you're having a good time. No no no that sounds awful but how do you break that? Like what are you up to? She maybe fell off a horse having a good time. No, no, no, that sounds awful. But how do you break that? Like, what are you up to? She maybe fell off a horse or a motorbike. She maybe was in a car accident. That's awful. No, I'm not laughing at the fact that that happened.

I'm just thinking. Maybe she was like, do you reckon I could swing from that chandelier? And then like it came out of the roof and she landed on her sacrum. What a swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier. So we were told that I couldn't... See her? I hardly know her. Did you see her?

Nah, I wasn't wearing my glasses. Nah, she didn't see me either because she's got that long fringe. Yeah, she doesn't see much, does she? Nah. Oh, yep, I gotta go. See you later. Oh, who dropped off that champagne? Or it's Curtis Sear of that singer.

Yeah, is she a looker? Nah, she's a seer. Oh, fuck, that steak looks good. That steak looks good. It's got a good CR. Have you been to that stadium in LA? The Sphere? How do you spell cringe?

CR. The sphere? How do you spell cringe? C-R INGE INGE Yep So she's broken her sacrum Jesus And after a 5 day hospitalization I've been told I have to stay in bed

So I'm eating every meal in bed Oh that sounds awesome, I want to break my sacrum And I thought how jealous Tony would be that not only am I allowed to, but I actually have to for medical reasons. Today I polished off a lasagna and garlic bread. That's awesome. Living the fucking dream, really.

I wish that medically I had to eat my meals in bed, but then could get up. Cause like I want to eat my meals in bed, but then could get up. Cause like I want to eat my meal in bed, but then I want to still be able to like get up and like, you know, go to the baseball or you know, all the fun stuff I'm often doing. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I get it.

Cause like if you're at, if I was at home, I'd barely see ya. Well, when we're at home together, you see see me but I can't see you. So I'm always turned around. Oh I can't see your face. Maybe that's how she broke her sacrum. This feels like it's going to an after-party. Oh hang on I got a picture of her.

And she's facing the camera. There she is. Oh. In bed, there's Lauren, and there's a picture of her with her lasagna. Did you break her sacrum when you were fingering her on the plane? How would you do that?

Mate, you'd find a way. With these little pork sausages. Oh mate, don't you sew yourself short. I've seen those fingers do amazing things. I've felt those fingers do amazing things. Thank you for listening every today everyone. I'm gonna have a cold shower. Yeah, how stiff are you?

Oh, that can be your catchphrase. Ha ha ha ha. Tony is obsessed with me wanting a catchphrase. No, stop saying that. My idea was your idea. It might have been my idea to ask it for fun, but I regret it because Tony, everyone we meet, goes, hey, what do you reckon Ryan's catchphrase is?

It's really stressing him out at the moment that he doesn't have one. I've never said it's stressing you out. I said that we just want to find one. And so my catchphrase is... Hey how stiff are you? You have to say it like that. But that's more of a quick... Like a game show host.

As we've said a catchphrase has to be an answer not a question. What if it's like a rhetorical question and like you meet someone you go fuck how stiff are you? Like it doesn't need an answer. It just gets people thinking. But it's like if it was a slogan for a brand and be like, Ryan, keeping you stiff since 1987. Maybe that's it. That's it.

Maybe that's it. What about, what about? Or should it be from when I was 18 and not birth. Hey, I'm Ryan. I'll keep you stiff. Yeah. Put that on the board. What about, Ryan John, big brother. Love you, we'll be back stiff. Yeah. Put that on the board. What about Ryan John, big brother?

Love you, we'll be back tomorrow. Who said that? That's Steve for you. Oh, it's Mike Goldman. Mike Goldman, big brother. Love you so much. Love you. Bye.

Copping the sacrum. Finger blowing on a plane.