Toni and Ryan - Sodastreams In The Bedroom?

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

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Hello, welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Tony, this is Ryan and the phone's not really ringing, but we think that maybe she has answered, sorry. Hello, Lauren? Hello. Lauren! Lauren! Oh my God!

Oh my God, Lauren, are you crying because Ryan once fingered you on a plane? Um, yes, that is exactly what happened. How did you know? Good to see you again, bud. I could tell. I could tell. I never forget a girl Ryan's fingered. Sorry I haven't called back. Otherwise I would never forget myself. Aw, I loved it, Ryan. I loved it so much. Thank you. Thank you.

I know, you are welcome. I appreciate your fingering skills on that plane that one time. Hey, I approve that. And Lauren, do you approve this episode of the podcast? Yes, I do. Amazing. What a fucking great day. Are we sticking with that? Are we? Yes.

OK. Wow. OK. Hey, it's Lauren from Brisbane and I approve this podcast. Welcome to what's going to be a crazy day. It's going to be a crazy day. Thursday. Just to recap, the guys have just ordered coffee and the guy that works at the coffee place said, can you order something else? I don't know how to put that into the computer.

It was like, have I heard that right? Do you know what? Actually, so fair. Imagine if more people were that honest about what they can and can't do. Just ask the person next to you or take it off the thing. Imagine if he's like,

do you want some water? Yeah. It doesn't have dairy and it's free. Would you like that instead? I'll tell you why it's also gonna be a crazy day here in the office. Why? Because I'm back at uni next week, back college.

Oh wow. And I've got a bunch of printing to do. Are you almost done? Yeah, this is the last one. So you've got this one and then one more. Then the capstone, yeah. But I've got this one and then one more. Then the capstone, yeah. But I've got, see this list here? Yeah.

All those articles and stuff. Yeah. So I have to print all of those. Cause you gotta like annotate them and stuff. Yeah, and start doing all my prep and stuff. You know how I get when I try to print stuff in the office. Just go to Officeworks and get them to do the whole lot. And you know what they do actually at Officeworks?

They'll like bind it all for you and stuff. It's actually fucking unreal. I did something recently. I bought an ebook because it's 2014. I bought an ebook and I sent, right. Oh my God. I don't think people know about this. Isn't this fucking amazing?

I'm about to blow your mind. You upload the PDF to the Officeworks website, right? And then they send you a text and they go, yeah, it's ready, babe. Come on down. You go there and you pick it up and it's bound. It's got a plastic cover on the front. What you're talking about is a book. That's what they do.

No, no, no, but you can just get one printed and then you just pay for like the single version. Yeah. But you just upload the like the single version yeah but you just upload the PDF you don't have to fucking stand there and press print and stuff they do it all before you get there then you just grab it it's actually unreal yes Charles. I've got a new idea what if I was to sell Tony lodges book as an ebook they go to my website to buy it yeah and I link it with officeworks so they can like get it really easily. CharlesPatterson.officeworks.com

You know what's funny is that Amazon are already doing that and sending people really dodgy versions of my book or making them pay for it and then not sending it to them. Oh. Yeah, I was just talking to someone from Scotland the other day and they were like, yeah, my book never came, I bought it on Amazon.

And I was like, yeah, they're like, that's not a real copy. If you do want a real copy though, turninround.com.au, they're signed. Slush Charles. No, no, like, that's not a real copy. If you do want a real copy though, tonyandrond.com.au, they're signed. Slush Charles. And that's where you can go to all sorts. But you should go to all sorts. You just upload the PDF and they print. Isn't that amazing?

Is that because you've seen how I get when I try to print? It's also, it's less about the process of you trying to print. It's what you leave in your wake. It's that after you print, it's a fucking mess everywhere. There's no ink, all the paper's gone. And I go, did you replace the paper or the ink? Cause the thing's not working.

You go, nah, I just left it. It's more- Well, I'll have to go to Officeworks to get the paper then. May as well just print it. But you leave it all empty. Do you know it like, it's like when you go to get milk out of the fridge and the bottle's in the door, but there's nothing in there.

I hate that. That's what you do with the printer. But actually take it all to Officeworks. Maybe I will go to Officeworks. Send it all there. Can you send them notes? Can I send them? Like if I send them,

I've got 40 fucking different PDFs here. Can I go, I want them all binded into one thing in this order. Yes. It is genuinely amazing. Officeworks. Honestly, it's fucking unreal. And they do it all and it's like not that expensive. And because you don't have to actually do it, it doesn't take like,

they tell you when it's ready. You're not standing there waiting for it. Text me when it's ready. Yeah. Great. Something weird's happened, sorry. What? My chair was a bit too low and I was like,

Now it's a bit too high though. Okay. You've over-corrected. How's that? That's... Too much. Yeah, you split the difference? No, you've got to move it my way. Up.

Yeah. Now I'm thinking about it too much. I don't know. I don't know. Should we get a new chair while we're at Officeworks? Go to... Officeworks. I've got a wonderful chair from Officeworks actually.

Should we do a show from Officeworks? Yes. Down the back where they've got all the spinny chairs and we just set up in the corner. Fuck yeah, how good are spinny chairs on a hard shiny floor? You can fly through the store. Because what is our number one rule for Airbnb? What is the props?

How close is it to Officeworks? How close am I to an Officeworks? That was the house we stayed in Los Angeles. Pretty far from an Officeworks. Yeah. It might not have been that far from like a Staples or whatever their equivalent is. The Staples Center. Oh, SoFi Stadium.

That's not the same thing. Sorry. Isn't Staples Center a stadium? Yeah. Yeah. SoFi Stadium, that's a stadium. Yeah, but the connection was Staples. Yeah, but then I just did another stadium.

I yes anded. Staples is now known as crypto.com arena. Is it? Yeah, even when I was there as crypto.com. Okay. Well, you're there with us, mate, so. Anyway. No, no, no. You should send that to Officeworks.

I think I'll send it to the Staples Center. Send it to SoFi Stadium. Send it to Rogers Center. The yep. Soon to be known as the Lodgers Center. This is normal. I love normal and I petition to do normal on our every day. I've got this really strange drawing my drink and I went to take a sip and it's like, wow. Gem King of E. Gem Kingaby.

Hi Gem. I need advice from Tony. Oh. Because my 12 year old just asked for a soda stream for his birthday. Is this a normal request from a 12 year old or nah? I think it's nah. I don't think that's a normal request from a very strange request from a very

strange but think about all the money you'll save on pop. Yeah. Go use the word pop. I've never caught a pop in my life. Would he have it in his room? And then like if his sister wants to use it he's like no I got that for my birthday. Yeah it's my one don't you get your own one. Yeah like if you got a cool toy for your birthday and you'd be like well no it's actually mine. Because if it's yours it's my one, don't you get your own one? Yeah, like if you got a cool toy for your birthday and you'd be like, well, no, it's actually mine. You can't use it. If it's yours, it's in your room. That does make me feel strange.

Doesn't a soda stream in your room, yeah, that feels so, where would you put it? Like on your bedside table? You know why it's strange? Why? You know why it's strange? Why? And let me go on the record and say this. Boy, I mean.

Soda streams, the thing, don't belong in a room with carpet. That's what's freaking me out. So true. I know it doesn't go on the floor, but it just doesn't. So true. No.

It's the same like you wouldn't make a drink somewhere where there's carpet. Imagine milk and carpet existing in the same house. That's a no from me. What if you've got a house of carpet in it? What if you? Yeah, your room does. Yeah. My will my. Oh, here we go.

Wow. You have to learn something. It's about the other half. I don't have any cover. We only have vintage hardwood floors. Are they heated? No, they're heated. Fuck no. Vintage, like actual vintage.

No, but they're like, they're sealed and stuff. But like, so the air doesn't come. I've lived in a house where the air came through the ground. I lived in a house in Bunbury where grass used to grow through the floorboards because it was like so old and the gaps were so big that like little plants used to grow up and you'd have to like rip them out in the kitchen.

They said to the builder like, you put a concrete slab down first that way. And he goes, yeah. It's a great idea. Yeah, we did that. Yeah. Yeah. That's fucking, that's crazy.

Yeah, but no, so we have floorboards. So does that mean that I would be able to have a SodaStream in my room? Any room in the house. We've already got one in your room and your office. You can stream in any place. And the kitchen. Yep. Brandon.

Hi, Brandon. Is it using the restroom on different floor, normal or nah? When I'm at work, I never use the restroom on my floor. I never ever want to run into my manager or people I sit by in the restroom. This is, I can kind of see where he's coming from, but this next line fucking doesn't. I already do enough with these people.

I don't need to see them with their cocks out too. Sorry, I just forgot about urinals. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I reckon this would probably be normal for a penis hover. Yes. Because like I, the thought of like seeing your boss at the urinal, I'm like, oh, what a weird scenario.

See I think as like grow up as it is, I understand the like smelly poos, I'm going to take a stroll. Yeah. And, but taking a piss would be the opposite. I'm like, oh, I I'm going to take a stroll. Yeah. And, but taking a piss would be the opposite. I'm like, oh, I'm just going to piss, it doesn't fun. But is it? And the urinal. But I guess it's a bit different now because in our office we don't have urinals.

Yeah. Like we've got a toilet downstairs, we've got a toilet upstairs. But like say when we were working at Kiss, would it be weird if you were in the urinal and like our old boss, he doesn't work there anymore. Yeah. But imagine if like the two of you were in there. That would happen most days. But is that weird? No, because it's not weird.

Because then you go into a meeting, you're like, I just saw your penis 10 minutes ago. But you're not looking at their penis. I don't know how you couldn't. This is the same as like when girls ask about guys, like in sporting clubs where you have a shower after the game and stuff. You're not just like, like oh show me your dick. I'll show you mine See but it's weird because girls do that like if I was in the bathroom like with any girlfriend

Especially after an espresso martini. No, but I'd be like, oh my god. Your boobs look so good. Are you wearing a bra? Are you fucking serious? You're not wearing a bra. Do you get laser hair removal? Like that's kind of what it's like See when guys go and have a shower it's to shower and chat about the game. Yeah, no, but we would also be like, oh my God, like- Oh, nice dick, bro. I don't know. I just can't imagine there being a penis around and not looking at it, but not because- Yeah, well, that's- But like, just because I'm like, oh, it just it's so

as in the ladies room, you're in your own cubicle. So I'm like, imagine if there was just like, yeah, they had to separate you guys because they left those lasses in their pussies out. Yeah, we will never get anything done. Exactly right. Now, I think I get avoiding people at the urinal. I do get that. Do you do a fart at the urinal? I'm actually going to need it. Would you do a fart at the urinal. I do get that. Would you do a fart at the urinal? I'm actually gonna need to. Would you do a fart at the urinal?

Uh, yeah, no. Oh yeah, yeah. Sometimes you'll be at the football and it's quarter time and there's 50 blokes in there. Yeah. And that's just... Anything goes. Yeah. Yeah. But like, is that weird? Is that a faux pas? To fart at the urinal? Yeah. I wouldn't have thought so. As in like, it's all good? Well, it's like you'd rather do it in the bathroom than you're just sitting wherever

you... Yeah. Or crop dust as you're walking back. Yeah. That's probably what I would pick. Yeah. Because you don't want to like be sitting at your seats and then just like dropping that in front of the crowd.

Oh, but also because then you've got to stand in it. Yeah. Sit in it. Yeah. No, so fair. Tay. Hi Tay. Is vacuuming your cat normal or nah?

Oh, normal. Tay says, as soon as I pull the vacuum out, my cat runs towards it. Purring, drooling, begging for a suck. Loves to get sucked off she absolutely loves being vacuumed it keeps her groomed saves my furniture and honestly she seems offended if I don't do it oh so I do that's right is this normal or not I think it's normal to suck your pussy I've never heard collectively around the office so many spits. No, suck that pussy.

Suck that pussy boy. No, as I was growing up. Sorry. No, not fair. Fair. Okay. Yeah, okay. Was that out of your journal or not?

No, so fair. Actually, that response is like, I would have been worried if you didn't respond that way with what I just said. When I was growing up, I grew up with two German shepherd dogs. Sorry. Everything is gonna sound crazy now,

but yeah, go on. Tell me about the two Germans. And what are their names? Mark and Steve? No, Austin and Cleo, our two German shepherds. Cleo? Cleo, I know.

And they used to shed heaps. So my mom used to vacuum the dogs. What did she used to do? She used to vacuum the dog. She used to suck them up. She used to suck them up. Bring compliments to the chef. Bring compliments to the chef.

Bring compliments to the chef. Bring him out now. I'm about to suck it all! I'm about to piss myself! You need to do a pot! It's Lauren from Brisbane and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. This episode is sponsored by the OCS Summer Pre-Roll Sale. Sometimes when you roll your own joint, things can turn out a little differently than what you expected. Maybe it's a little too loose, maybe it's a little too flimsy, or maybe it's a little

too covered in dirt because your best friend distracted you and you dropped it on the ground. There's a million ways to roll a joint wrong, but there's one roll that's always perfect. The pre-roll. Shop the summer pre-roll and infuse pre-roll sale today at OCS.ca and participating retailers. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas, hopefully a few of the people that have been joining us on Saturday. Two more sleeps. Isn't it? Yep, two more sleeps.

That's how my mum used to count down to everything. She would count down in sleeps. Should we go German Shepherds? No. Two more sleeps. Till I suck you sleeps. Yeah. Kirsten Lehman, Garnie Kirsten, or my big Kirsten, sorry.

Sharnie, love you Sharnie. Thanks Sharnie. Rose Smith, fake name. Lucy Ablett, love you Lucy. Ablett! Only Aussies will get that. Yeah. Gary Ablett.

Yeah. Junior. Dylan McPherson, love you Dylan. Sharday Baldaquino. Fake name. Dylan McPherson. Love you Dylan. Sade Baldacchino. Fake name. What a hot name. That's hot. Literally sounds like... Aurora Mendoza. Imagine if I was like, oh can I get

a long black, a fucking cappuccino and a Sade Baldacchino. Like you could order that as a coffee. Ali Ashcroft we are. Yeah we are. What would that coffee be? Because I know what it would be in my mind. Something that comes with a little biscuit. Oh no. Oh okay. I thought it would be like a black coffee on ice with sparkling. What the hell? Crazy.

So does stream money, must be nice. We are doing our annual Tarpa-Thon, Tarpa-Thon 3 dual confinement on Saturday from 9 a.m. All champion tarpas in our Patreon, we'll get to watch along live, comment, we'll be chatting with you. We've got 24 hours to prove that we're best friends. We have to survive the 24 hours in dual confinement

and complete 20 best friend challenges successfully complete successfully and Lily What hour is the big announcement? Our 21 our 21 big announcement not tarpathon related Tony and Ryan related top related And nothing bad. Hour 21. All safe, all good. Hour 21, big announcement. Very good news.

Big announcement. Good news, I would say. Yep. Yeah. Now I've got a new segment. Thank you, Lily. You can leave. Thank you, Lily.

Thanks. What did you think? No, no, I won't ask. No. No, I was gonna ask about. If you ask about her mum sucking off a fucking German shepherd, then. No, I was gonna ask, well, similar, her mom sucking off a fucking German shepherd, then. No, I was gonna ask, well similar, but not her mom.

Do you vacuum Sadie? I wish, but no. You wish? You wish she could suck off Sadie? Oh! Glad Charles said that. We need to stop. Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

Well, since we're being very- Redacted. Redacted. Yeah, bye. Since we're being very mature, I'd like to introduce a new segment. And it's called- And it's just normal or nah? Nah, it's called, are these reviews from last year's Tarpathon or reviews from people who

have had sex with me? While we're being mature. Yeah, great. It does have normal or nah vibes, doesn't it? No. Yeah, great. It does have normal na vibes to it. No, no, no. No. You can guess if they're a review of last year's Tarpathon, which was Tarpathon till gold,

where we streamed live until Australia won gold at the Schmillimpex. Yeah. Which happened fairly early on. Loved it, but shattered it didn't last longer. Oh, that's gonna be from having sex with you. Oh no, they said they loved it. Nah, it's about the top of the line.

It was about the top of the line. If it went any longer, I think Tony would have started crying. That's about having sex with you. By the end of it, quick game's a good game, you know, get in, get out. By the end of it, I was emotional. Too much HP sauce. I forgot that Sven and I went on a fucking rampage on the HP sauce in last year's Tarpathon. Every single thing we had we just HP'd it up. And you know it wasn't just Sven, it was like you also.

Sven and I. Yeah. Crazy on the HP sauce. Next one. Is this a review from last year's Tarpathon or reviews of having sex with me? Was weird when Ryan's mum rocked up. Oh, no, it is weird when she does that. That's about having sex with you.

Yeah. Oh, we have mentions, Ben. It was chaotic and sweaty and I still don't know why that Swedish guy turned up. Chaotic and sweaty. It was. I think the thing about Tarp Tower is that we haven't quite gotten the temp right. I feel like often it is either too cold or too warm sometimes.

Where are we now? Well, right now I'm feeling warm because I'm sitting right in front of the aircon or the heat pump. But it is cold. But it is like- It's cold in the room and too hot in front of the heater. Yeah, I'm like, it's like my bones get cold. Like I'm cold on the inside. Yeah, but almost too hot on the outside. Yes!

Do you actually fucking know what I mean? Or are you being dick? No, because when I asked that question I was like, which way would this go? Because I think I'm both right now. I'm both. Yeah. Like my internals are cold, but then I'm like, oh would this go because I think I'm both right now. I'm both! Yeah. Like my internals are cold But then I'm like, oh my skin feels warm. I'm having a cold drink. We're both having nice coffees for some reason in the middle of June

Do you think that Doing the tarpathon or having sex with you, which do you prefer? Do I prefer having sex with me? Yeah, like jerking it, I guess. Or if you could be cloned and fuck yourself, which we've talked about before, and I'm was into, but I think it's normal. Like, what would you rather do this Saturday at night?

Well. Are you fucking kidding me? No, because having sex with yourself and having sex with another person are like... They're not the same. No, they're very different. But what if you could have sex with yourself? No, I would do it.

Because you'd be cloned. No. But you just wanted to be like, oh, how does that feel? No, because the weird thing would... this shouldn't make a difference. But like, would my clone be into dudes? You know what I mean? Your clone's into it. Like you're both into it like it's safe and consensual. Yeah but that's the thing I'm not into like you do you but that's not for me. Yeah okay.

Would I do the female version of myself? Now we're asking questions. Well that's me. Is it? Oh oh you don't think so? asking questions. Well, that's me. Is it? Oh. You don't think so? Who do you think is the female version? If it's not me, that's fine, but who do you think is the female version of you? Cause I think that the male version of me

might be Kevin from the office US. I've thought about it before. You know when he makes the chili like you know I just think a lot of love to give. Yeah. You know it wears his heart on his sleeve a little bit. Yeah. I think that I might be Kevin from the office of US. Who's the accountant in the office? Oscar? No, the lady. Angela? I'm Angela. Do you reckon? We're both accountants. Yeah. That's cool.

That's cool. That's funny cause she loves cats and you've got a cat on your shirt. Coincidence chat. I've noticed that I now buy clothes based on whether my daughter will think it's funny. And I love it. Cause I don't love cats, but she does.

So that's why I'm wearing this jumper that says more spaghetti, less obsidian. It's a cat eating spaghetti. And it's a great choice. Oh. Are you fucking rebooting or something? No, I'm sorry. So do we want one more?

Yeah. I know it wouldn't be for everyone but I appreciate the effort. Is that from your more? Yeah. I know it wouldn't be for everyone, but I appreciate the effort. Is that from your wife? Yeah. So we mentioned last week that I had to return the gymney. Yeah. And on Patreon, Charles has edited.

Yeah. I thought it was going to be a funny video about me returning the gymney, but it's actually devastating. It's a really moving feature. Yeah. Honestly, Charles, you could make a documentary. Like after seeing the effort and the work you put in and the way it made me feel, you could make a doc.

A few people in Patreon said I didn't expect to be crying about a Suzuki Jimny this morning. Well, before I met you, I didn't even know what a Jimny was. You know what I mean? Now. Oh, now you'll never forget. And now, like, you know what I mean? Now it's all like, think about. So I was gonna spend like 20 minutes just like to get the whole thing done. I was like, oh, I'll quickly whip this up

about two hours later. Yeah, you're getting interesting. You can tell, you can tell. Let me say the production value is absolutely off the fucking chain. So- You're not IoT for that. I am.

Okay, no you won't. So I vacuumed like a bit. First time in your life. I noticed in the video you said that when I wasn't in the room. Yeah. And what the one thing I do do. Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! I don't do heaps around the house of vacuuming I do. Is your thing, yeah. So that's fucking, that's poking the bear. That's, you know what you're doing. didn't even have your LG 07 fucking cordless wannabe cream pond down there. Yeah All right, so I vacuumed the car I went to take it back and then open the back of the realize

There's still some clothes in there. So I got everything out of the Jimny Filled it up with petrol. That is classy. Well, it was too low, like it was a piss take not to. And we spoke about this. We talked about it and what was it? Anything below three quarters to a half was like, yeah. So I filled it up and I thought I'd cleared it out. I left it at Suzuki, like in the car park,

I go and drop it off and go thanks, you know, thanks again, blah, blah, blah. Hopefully we'll chat to you guys soon. And they go, do you still fucking have that? And, but the guy goes, oh, you've checked, you've got all your stuff. And I went, yeah. And he goes, let's just have another one. Idiot check. But he's like, let someone else do it. And he goes, people are dropping off cars all the time.

This always happens. Yeah. Yeah. And I was and I was like yeah great so I went out there. I always do this in a hotel room. Like I always do one quick one check the safe one more time all that yeah. Nothing in the boot nothing in the back seat the the little bit between the driver's seat and the passenger all good. And then he opens the glove box which is the passenger seat. Sorry that's the center console is the middle. And it's got the like the service log thing on the thingo and then he goes yep that's normal. Oh there's one extra bit of paper that it doesn't have to be there was a receipt or something. Yeah. And I went oh man that's very unlike me to keep receipts. Yeah I was going to yeah, no way. And he goes, he put his hand in an open,

and he goes, oh. And there was a snake in there. And he goes, lucky I checked. If you fucking give me the fit, you pull out your finger. I swear to God. And he goes, oh, he goes, wouldn't this be a great story? A lotto ticket.

I bought a lotto ticket the other week, because if I'm ever like getting bread on milk from the local IGA, our local IGA and research is also a lotto place. Oh, so at the county you can kind of do both. And so on a Saturday, you know the big signs are up and they go, oh Jackpot tonight! They suck you in don't they? They get me as well. Yeah, so Saturday morning doing the milk and I go, oh yeah, nah, fuck this. And I'll grab a slip, pick 25. I don't know? They get me as well. Yeah so Saturday morning doing the meal going like oh yeah nah f**k this. And I'll grab a slick pic 25. Yeah and then I'll do- I don't know what that means. Yeah

and it shows. Um. What did you get? Uh slick pic 25. Oh yeah. Nah slick pic's a Perth thing. Oh sorry. It's a quick pic yeah I mean you could fit yeah. Yeah forgive me. Because when I was in Perth I went can I have a quick pic and the guy goes do you mean a... She goes, Charles, we're making a fucking podcast, mate. Sneeze on your own time, bud. Put that on your time sheet. Yeah, we won't be paying you overtime for the weekend now. Um, I go, can I get a quick pick? And they go, you mean a slick pick? And I went, yeah.

Great. Sure. OK. You're like, I don't really know what I'm asking for anyway. You could hand over a little poodle and I'd be like, that's just how they do it. So usually, and you would know this because you've been in my car, I'll like just jump in the car, chuck the lotto ticket in the thing and just forget about it and never check it. I almost drove off. And left that behind. So it doesn't...

Have you checked it? Nah. Would you like to check it now? We can check on that. Doesn't this just fit? Does like it just feels right. Yeah. I almost left it behind. Yeah. It feels like, oh, in six years, someone found that ticket.

Let's scan it and see if you want. What are we going to do with the winnings? Go to Dim Sum. Charles said by Jimny. Tony said by Dim Sum. I might buy a Jimny, Tony said buy a Dim Sum. I might get a Soda Stream for my bedroom. Oh nice. How do I? If I win lotto I won't tell anyone but there will be signs. There's Soda Stream in every room.

No. What happened? Sophie got pulled my tabs. What did you say Tony? Oh my god. What did Tony say? I said maybe we could go to Gymsum. What did you say Charles?

I had Jimny. We might be able to do both. Or one of them. We've won $9. Division six. The Jimny just keeps paying for itself, doesn't it? You've made money on that Jimny. I've made $9. That's huge. How much is the ticket?

$21.05. So like gamble responsibly. Gamble responsibly. Yeah, so true. There we go. Researched Licensed Supermarket. They really do do it all. That's really crazy.

I'd have said do do again. Oh Charles, you've got a parcel coming between 245 and 445. Do you want me to okay that? Leave. Yep. Leave without signature. I'll just do that for you. Yep.

Great. That's done. Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. Yeah. Sad to say goodbye to the gym. It really did suit you. Like it was such a

Huge part of our lives now, I'm driving my wife's golf Sound pretty unappreciative of the fact that you have a car Yeah, I've got a love to see here though From Rachel Fabry who sent this through on Patreon. And I feel like I've been sharing lots of start the fucking blogs recently, but they're coming through thick and fast and I just fucking love them.

Bring them on. Rachel sent through, I started my own business and started the fucking blog. Fuck yeah. I do hand embroidered designs on kids and babies like jumpers and knits. And she said, I love you guys so much. Wanted to give, if you wanted to give my pages a look,

it's little stitches with ZGH, which is like the initials of her kids' names. And I was like, thank you. She actually said like, maybe I could send something through for Mabel. And I was like, we actually don't accept gifts, especially from people that are like, you know, doing their own business.

You sell them for money. Yeah, sell it for money and you do enough by listening and being part of the Patreon and all of those things. As a tarpa, you're already paying your way. We don't need gifts. But then Rachel said, well, thank you so much for that. But to celebrate all of the tarpas, I've set up a discount code and it's tarpa25.

Fuck yeah. What can I buy for $9? So if you want to go to littlestitcheswithzgh.com and use the code tarpa25, T-A-R-P-E-R, two five, like the numbers two five, and get something for your kids or your family or whatever so sweet thanks Rachel. What are the three letters again? ZGH. ZGH. Hell yeah. Isn't that so sweet? Oh fuck yeah. Yeah it's like really really

sweet. All right I'll be saying I'll keep that tab open thank you very much. And yeah little discount code so fucking go over to a tarpa and save a little bit cash. Wow. Speaking of save a little cash. And this is a very, uh, check out code related show because D Sharman says, thanks to Tony, I remembered to randomly lob in a welcome tenant check out to see if I could get a discount. I just got $10 off a new hairdryer. You love to fucking see it. That's unreal. Yeah well done.

Congratulations. And if you're new here, if you're buying something just put in welcome 10 and hello 10 or like welcome 25. Often that's just like the sign up newsletter one. Got it. a newsletter 10 has worked for me as well before You gotta get a little bit creative, but it's worth it. There you go. Well great job D and great job Tony Lodge And Roachel, oh Charles, something's happening over here. Someone's calling you I think Oh, Airbnb notification. Who's that in your, who's on your thing? Who's that? Who are these two ladies that you're with? Why are you on a- It looks like you're getting married to two women. Yeah, when one lady's not enough. And I agree

Well, you couldn't pick either of them. Who is that Charles? It's his friend. They're both stunning. You couldn't choose between them, so you just have to take a bow. All three of them It looks like- do you know what this photo fucking looks like? What comes in a photo frame when you buy it? It does When you buy a photo frame, let's go like the stock photo in it. Charles looks like James Bond. He does in that tux. With those little aviators on.

Have you thought about getting a different style of sunglasses, Charles? I've been meaning to bring this up with you. Why? Have you been meaning to bring this up? Have you ever thought about branching out? Why have you been meaning to bring that up? You don't like my aviators.

It's not that I don't like them. It's not that I don't like them. It's just that you don't like them. I think that you could get a very good sunglass that's equal cool. I just think I would love to see some variety Lily's coming over. She's actually the fashionista of the team. So it just makes sense.

I think you could branch out also. It's not that I don't like them. I just think that we could really fucking nail it. Let me tell you something about sunglasses. Please. Some people just have like an affinity to a certain style and once you find your style, that style and you become synonymous with each other. So if I saw Charles non-aviating,

I don't know how I'd feel about that because Charles and aviators have become as one. I know, but- Now let's let the boy speak. Yeah, Charles, what are your thoughts? And like, I know that a lot of my friends know me because I have my aviators and like, it's part of my style. I'm not against it.

It's more just like, I, like when I was probably like 16, I like went to whatever the store is that you buy sunglasses from. Sunglasses Hut. Sunglasses Hut, that's where I went. And because the thing is with the Ray-Bans, you get 12 months warranty with Sunglasses Hut and I will break them once a year.

I'll then take them back. You pay. What I will say, I'll stop you right there, is that RayBan, they do do other frames. So you will still experience the same value. The RayBan excuse is not valid because they have variety. Thank you. I just think.

I mean that I've gone back to the store and I've just got the same ones. When are you due for some new ones? When I lose these ones. All right, tomorrow. Okay, Lily, if you don't mind. Challenge two of Tpa-Thon. I would actually love it.

How many pieces can you break these avatars into? What if we, the next time you need- Avatars? I'll let it go. What if the next time you need glasses, what if we did a bit of like a live stream or something from the Sunglass Heart? From the Ray-Bans you're wearing?

Then we did a little bit of, yeah, we got the Meta Ray-Bans. What if we did that? That little bit of, yeah, we got the meta Ray-Bans. What if we did that? That works for me, because then it's like content and then like, I'm not paying for it. So that works really well. No, that's not what she said. That's not what she said. Lily, go back to your desk.

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