Toni and Ryan - Spider in the Studio

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

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Speaking of, there's a spider, I'm not from Southeast Melbourne, Australia. And I approve this podcast. Coming up today, the first clue about where our birthday party is gonna be this podcast is turning... we're having a boat party this podcast is turning four it is next Saturday and the first clue about where in the world it'll be is coming up today and you don't actually know that no one knows this yet I've well I've got the clue for everyone but I've got you a personalized clue well I know the clue for everyone but but I've got you a personalized clue. Well, I know the clue for everyone, but I'm very excited about a personalized clue. Is this one of my really hard clues that didn't make the cut?

No, but I will say that Tony's really great at impossible clues and really fucking obvious ones. Like I'm not very good at coming in the middle. Speak for yourself, sweetheart. Yeah. But first let's do normal or nah. Normal or nah. Sonja Murphy has sent a normal or nah through. Hi Sonja.

Now this is a fucking rough way to start the day actually. Oh. Great. When I'm in the shower, my boyfriend sits on the bathroom floor and watches me. He calls it guard doggin'. I told him, just because you give your weird behavior a name doesn't make it normal.

Cause he's like, that's weird. He's like, no, it's guard doggin'. It's got a name now. Like you just made this up. You've got a name, so it must be fun. And now he's just lying on the bath mat. And like he thinks he's like my emotional support and I don't want it. You don't need it. So Sonia is guard dogging normal or nah? So babe just taking

care of you how's your day? And she's like I'm just. It's normal for me with Pippa. Like if I'm if I'm having a shower. That's Tony's dog by the way. Yeah she'll sit. For those new here today. Yeah sorry welcome. Pippa she's a prehensile dog. If I'm in the shower like she'll sit on the bath mat with her back facing me but staring out the door. Does she just call it guarding? Well yeah because she doesn't need to add the doggon because she's just it's always assumed. Did you see that video I posted the other day about when the dog's guarding you? Yeah. It faces away from you. Yeah, BJ doesn't do that He just looks at me and he's like

Hi, should we go for a walk? Yeah, so people guard dogs me in the shower. Yeah but also Normal to like an animal doing it towards my partner. He doesn't do it. He doesn't sit on the bath mat No, he doesn't but I do love people that just like call stuff something and just think it's a thing. But my sister, not Libby, my other sister, Haley, she says the oddest shit,

but pretends she's like heard it before. Like, she just makes stuff up. And you go, what was that? She goes, yeah, just made it up. But she like says it like it's a saying. With conviction? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you make one up on the spot and just back it in?

Oh yeah, well, I mean, I wouldn't lie to you because I'm not a cling-a-ronger. I'm not a cling-a-ronger, so I wouldn't do that. And you know what they say, once a cling-a-ronger, always a cling-a-ronger. I know, I have actually always said that. You have. If you've got a made up thingy,

such as that, let us know in the comments today. We call noses schnoz-cumbers in our house. Yeah, but because you say that, that's coming to my house. Yeah. Yeah. And Britsa, is she going to think that's what it is? And I was like, good. Good. Yeah, I hope so. You just cross out in every book, nose, and you write, snogs come around

underneath it. Courtney has a normal or nah. Hi, Courtney. When I stop at a gas station to buy a hot dog, I'm like, I'm going to buy a hot dog. I'm like, I'm going to buy a hot dog. I'm like, I'm going to buy a hot dog. I'm like, I'm going to buy a hot dog. I hope so. You just cross out in every book, nose, and you write schnozker underneath it. Courtney has a normal on her. Hi Courtney.

When I stop at a gas station to piss, I'll make it look like I'm looking for something, then pretend to be disappointed when I can't find it. So it doesn't look like I just stopped to piss. Like I intended to give you money, but oh. Oh, you don't sell records here. Guess I'll just take a shit and fuck off then. Do you do that because you're a weeer?

I feel bad for not showing I intended to spend money. Yeah, what do I do? I think at first you kind of want to play the game a little bit. Yep. But then if you've got a bow and bladder like me, you kind of just, you just get over that. You've just got to do it. Yeah. Like if you go into a Maccas and use the bathroom, like that one in Brunswick, just off... I've stopped there a few times.

Yeah, I know. I've stopped there with you a few times. Yeah, I went in the car. Maccas is a tricky one because you have to walk past the counter in most McDonald's. That's what I like to do. And I just put my head down. What's the cheapest thing you can buy? A car. Maccas is a tricky one because you have to walk past the counter in most McDonald's. That's what I like to do. Yeah, and I just put my head down. What's the cheapest thing you can buy? A box of Maccas cookies? Well, it used to be a 30 cent cone, but now they're 60 fucking cents.

Yeah. Fuck off. Yeah. Sorry to be the one to have to tell you that. How much is a flake now? I don't know. No, they'll stick a flake in that front of a buck. What? Yeah. Do you know how embarrassing it was?

I'm like, can I get a 30 cent cone? She goes, yeah, that'd be 60 cents. And I just went. You went, no, I don't want two. Yeah, I was like, I don't think you know what I ordered. Take one of those off, sweetheart. You think I've ordered a 60 cent cone? Hey, darling.

That's not what I've asked for. And I go, eh. And she just goes, ugh. I got the happiest guy at the back of Thrive Through the other night. We had to do an emergency. Did you just say Thrive Through? Cause even if you didn't make it, I like it.

I- Check the tape. I just decided that's a thing. Skip back 15 seconds. This is the, yeah, of course I said Thrive Through. Yeah. What else do you say? I was going through the Thrive Through

to pick up some fucking Zen. Well, I went through and I got the sweetest guy. We did, I had to do a late night dash to Officeworks before hot take Tony on Monday. Get some emergency hot glue. And we got- And there was a sail out and we had to go through McDonald's.

Yeah, well, they actually had closed the road. Not only were we getting through. No. No. I had you for a second though. I did have you for a second. I was like no. That's crazy. I did have you for a second. You did have me for a second. That is fantastic. Can I use that?

That's good yeah. Because as you know I often come home and go oh I got the milky water but I had a sale on. That if you got milk. You get a couple of magnums. Yeah they threw in a box of Golden Gate times. Isn't that amazing? That is crazy. And now, oh, there was, man, there was some roadworks going on. Yeah, practice, okay.

So I go, oh babe, where were you? You all good? You took a bit longer than I was expecting. Yeah, sorry, there was just like crazy traffic and they actually, yeah, there was like- Tonight, it's 11 p.m. I know, there was a detour and I had to go through the Maccas drive-through

and they accidentally gave you a cheeseburger. Yeah, see then you win them back over. You're willing to suspend your disbelief when you get something out of it. When we went to that Happy Gilmore thing the other night, I texted Bridget on the way home and said, I'm on my way home. And then just went, yeah, question mark.

And she goes, and she just replied, yeah. So I rocked up with a cheeseburger from Maccas. That's amazing. What a husband you are. Yeah, thank you um, so you got diverted awesome, he got diverted through the thrive through and and George wants down the window and he goes, oh are you guys still doing the You got still doing the chocolate soft serve and the guy goes hell. Yeah, we are

You know why he's got that energy? Cause he lives in the thrive through. He's thriving. He's getting chocolate soft serve all day. He coined the term thrive through. Yeah. Hell yeah we are. Hell yeah we are.

Torben, fuck yeah. We'll get two chocolate McFlurry. And then yeah. Have you seen they're doing a custard pie flavored McFlurry? Oh, too much stuff. How are you gonna thrive through with that? Sorry, can we sell this to McDonald's? We should.

And we call it the Thrive Through? This is good. There's something in this off our brainstorm. Don't we have a McDonald's, a McCafe brief at the moment for Australian listeners? Yeah, there's we have a McDonald's and a cafe brief at the moment for Australian listeners? Yeah there's been lots of McDonald's stories. Has there been much McThrive through chat? But how about though, I know that it's Australian McDonald's but the Thrive Through is worldwide. It is. It is Pitbull. Alright finally Annette has a normal or not.

It doesn't work when the name's Annette. Like not only focus on you like, oh I saw Annette. And then she was fishing and she grabbed Annette. She's the one with the normal or not. Oh sorry. Do other guys get comfort boners or is it just my husband? Ask Annette. It doesn't really work. It's still funny though.

Sometimes he'll... I'm just reading. Nah, and that's your job. You gotta... You gotta bring the normal old ass to the people. Sometimes he'll crack a fat not because he's horny. Okay. I won't be like to say. Okay. I haven't heard someone say cracker fat since year nine. Yeah. Oh my god.

Well, that's been through the thrift room. Yes. So has been. Sometimes he'll crack a fat, not because he's horny, but because he claims the temperature is just right. Or it was a nice shower or some random reasons that aren't sexual in any way. As a non penis have I just find it so hilarious. That feels wholesome. Is this the temperature was right? Yeah. I felt safe here.

Is this my penis felt safe here? Yeah. Is this normal or bonar? Ask Sinead. Um, I mean, Iar? I probably can't answer because I don't have a penis But does your living fiance ever get a comfort bonar? My housemate, my housemate, I don't know if he's ever gotten a comfort bonar but he did tell me about travel bonar once

like if you're on the bus or whatever, like sometimes the vibrations are just right, he said sometimes and I guess that's kind of the same like a comfort. It's comfort, there's a or whatever. Sometimes the vibrations are just right, he said. Sometimes. And I guess that's kind of the same like a comfort. It's comfort. There's a vibration. There's a hum. You're relaxed and your penis is just like, yeah, I'll be 72% hard now. Yeah, because you don't have to get all the way. No. Jart up, do you?

No. Jart up. Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen one. I feel like there's the morning comfort boner. Yeah. Which is probably still the same with the temperature because you warm, if you know, you sleep with the blanket on and stuff. Do you like every day wake up with a stock on?

Is it? Are we having a, I mean, obviously Annette has brought this conversation in, but are we just like dick heavy this morning because Tony changed the ink in the printer and I crawled under our desk and offered to suck your dick and now it's just like we've got dick on the mind. Dick on the brain. I mean, speak for yourself, I've always got dick on the brain. I'll ink your printer. Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. this isn't for you. This is. You know. Like this. Isn't that the worst thing you could hear? That's not for you.

No, but she's. Oh, sorry. No, but she's like. Oh, I was about to suck that thing, but if it's not for me, you take that. You tell that cock walking. No, she was pretty much telling that cock walking. And I was like, no, it's not.

Hey, hey, hey, don't say no if I haven't offered it to you. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. Don't shut me down. I'm shutting you down first. No, fuck you! Yeah, I was like, oh yeah, just, I feel like the temperature, the comfort,

sometimes it's just- That's so awesome. The vibration on the train. I just saw a little carefree penis, it's just like- Yeah, sure. You know what I mean? Yeah. We'll be back with more in just a moment. Hi, I'm Abby from Indianapolis, Indiana. Yeah. We'll be back with more in just a moment.

Hi I'm Abby from Indianapolis, Indiana. This is Liz from Elyon, North Carolina. I'm Anna from Southeast Melbourne, Australia. And you're watching Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. And you know what? If the roads closed around you today, go treat yourself. Wouldn't hate it at all.

Maylene, thank you very much. Melissa Rose, Leo Rydella. Do ya? Rydella? Oh no. Emily Maynard, good on your M. Hannah Bobean. Boobin. Amanda Woodies, you've got a Woodies, Anna Gomez, Coco Sabalos.

That's the second hottest half a name I've ever heard. What was that other chick? The red wine, the Chianti, and the traditional lemonade. What was her name? Anyway. Maybe we just. And Craft with Bethany, thank you very much.

Love you. I was going to say something about, that there the names are from, we like them. But because we're about to do Where in the World and Tony Rives for, I'm not talking. Sounds like, no, cause. I'm not talking about countries. I've woken up in a cold sweat the last few nights,

worrying that I've told someone where the party is. I am so stressed. I can't think about anything else. All right, next Saturday is our fourth birthday party, and it's your job to guess where in the world it is. When you figure out where it is, you can come on down. We're on a boat, food and drinks provided. We're gonna record the Monday episode on the boat with everyone.

Yes. It's gonna be awesome. All you need to do is figure out where it is. Now, the first clue. People think it's the capital city, but it's not. People think it's the capital city, but it's not. People think it's the capital city but it's not and obviously we know it's a boat party. So there you go. Now what we're gonna do is we're gonna turn the cameras off in three two one. Now I've got a present for you Tony and because we love sport and we love merch. Yes. I've got a present for you, Tony. Oh, I love presents. And because we love sport and we love merch.

Yes. I've got you some merch from the local sports team of where we're going. Don't say what sport and don't say what team. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh! Merch.

Whoa! Oh, sick! Nah, but open it though, because there's something special on the back. No fucking way now you don't have to wear it to the party but I've got one as well what did you say Tony as well mine doesn't say Tony on the back. Mine's got mine name on the back, but isn't that a work of art?

That is awesome. Is that why you've been asking me about the PO box this week? No. Oh wow, that's awesome. Yep. So that's... That is so cool. Yep. Now hide it,

because we have to put the cameras back on. In three, two, one. I actually didn't get a clue at all. That was all acting. No, I imagine. No, no, there's something very awesome on my little coffee table here. Because I think you have heard me talking about different global

shipping companies and really been gone fucking through it. So maybe let's just respect. Turns out they're all cut from the same cloth. The Australia posts. The merch of the postage companies. The Australia posts. The out of Australia posts. The other countries posts.

I can't say. You know what I mean? But the Australia posts of the other places. You know what I'm saying? Zimbabwe post. Yeah, Guam post. Now, is it fair to say, Tony, Walter, you like have been feeling the best today.

So after we finish this, you're gonna like run home and get some rest. Yeah, probably keep shitting myself. Yeah. TMI. That is TMI. Now I've heard, now, if you don't want this left on the pod,

cause this might be like a bit personal, but I just thought it was funny to share with our friends who are listening and watching today. Yeah. Because you are feeling a bit vulnerable today and it's, you're just like, you're gonna go home and just like, wanna chill out and watching today. Yeah. Because you are feeling a bit vulnerable today and it's you're just like you're going to go home and just like want to chill out and do nothing. Is it true that you said to your fiance this morning, Alex, if you also stay home with me today, I'll cook a roast, suck your dick and give you $3,000. And he still said no.

And then is it true that Lily said, Oh, I roast them three grand would be nice. And Charles said, I'll have whatever's left. I work with fucking animals. Speaking of, there's a spider. I'm not even fucking joking. Don't you move. Don't move move. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Where did it go? Where did it go? Where did it go?

We might have to cut to black again. Did you kill her on here? I think I feel like I clapped it on your jumper but I don't know if it's. It's on the merch. It's on the secret clue. Did you kill her on here? I think I feel like I clapped it on your jumper but I don't know if it's... Oh it's... It's on the match! It's on the secret clue! Which I can't pick up! Okay. Oh my god.

See, you've told us to stay at home today. Oh. Big day. Fuck. Oh Charles can you fill in our audio listeners? So spider was on Tony's jumper Ryan got up then all clothes came off And now they're about to sit back down and rejoin us I hate yourS, you know. Yeah. Now, I think a good, one of the good things about us not doing pranks

Is that I trusted you immediately. Is when, cause usually, oh there's a spider on you and you're like, yeah whatever, but like, yeah. Well, I saw the dead version. I could see the spider like on the screen here. Yeah, it like. It was like right there. Oh It was like it was small like but it was like not just like a money spider No, it was like a black like fully black. It's sting a little bit if it got you I reckon. Oh

My god That is just like pumped adrenaline through my body literally same. I feel like I could lift a car. Should we go down and try? No, cause I'll shit myself. Now you offered to cook a roast, suck a dick and give $3,000. Why? I have to say like it did. Why 3,000?

Well, because it started slow. I didn't come out with my best offer. Of course. The first offer was like, I'll suck your dick. Yeah. And he went, Tony, I have to go. Yeah. And I went, oh, okay. Because he's in Sydney for the next few days. And I was like, if

you don't go to the airport, I will suck your dick. And he said, I obviously have to go. And I said, I'll make a roast for dinner. And he said, obviously I have to go. And I said, I'll make a roast for dinner. And he said, and suck my dick. I went, yes, I'll do both. And I was like, I'll suck your dick. I'll make a roast for dinner and I'll give you a thousand dollars cash. And he said, Tony, no, he's like getting ready to go.

And it's like, 2,000. 3,000 and that's what's like 2000. 3000 and that's my final one. And it still didn't work. And that fucking asshole still flew to Sydney today. And he still flew to Sydney. And so, you know, I mean I'm feeling pretty upset about my cooking abilities and that Torbz has no faith in ATMs because it can't be the faith in the first one. No If there's one thing I know I can do it suck a dick Like I know it you know when something's you just got a knack for it. Hmm So he's gonna wake up in a hotel bed in Sydney with a comfort boner tomorrow.

Yeah. And what's he going to do with that? An unsucked dick, no money, and probably order Uber Eats, you know? Tell you what I'd prefer. A home cooked meal. Yeah, so if you guys want to come around. I've got a heap of cash on the ATM,

maybe we could go to the casino or something. I had to prove I had the money. He's like, show me the money and I'll consider it. But yeah, it started at a thousand, which I thought was a pretty good deal. He must really love that job. No one loves any, there must be a woman there. He's like, I'm going to, that's why I'm going to Sydney. Someone's gonna suck my dick and make me a roast. Well, maybe he's going to Sydney to cook someone else a roast

and suck their dick. Oh, and good for him. Yeah. Good for him. I mean, I just had a spider on me. That can't be good, Juju. No. Now I've got a love to see here from Anita.

And this is actually, I need a $3,000 suck job. This was actually submitted early in the week without customers are actually wrong all the time in their fucking. Absolutely. But I think this is the energy of a you love to see it. Yep.

I work in a bookstore and someone once walked in and went, I don't know the title, I don't know the author, but it has a blue cover. Love that, that sounds like actually a really fun game. And we found it. That's amazing. So she's like, what are the fuck, is it that one? Yeah.

Thank you so much. Yeah, and I love to see that. They worked together, they figured it out. Oh, what was the vibe? Oh, it was sort of a story about a guy with a thing. And she's like, oh, yeah. And then they figured it the fuck out and I love that. That one sounds like a genuine riddle,

but do you reckon that in bookstores, like they would get people coming in, they go, oh, I've heard of this book. Don't know if you've got it, but it's like Atomic something. Like, and they go, yep, every single person that's come in here in the last three years has bought Atomic Habits by James Clift. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we they go. Yep. Every single person that's coming here in the last three years has bought atomic habits by James Clif

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we've heard of it. Yeah, we have it like all good. Like do you reckon lots of people would be like, oh you It's a bit niche. Oh, I don't know if you've heard of it, but it's about a little boy. Who's a wizard Yeah, have you heard of that one? You know, oh, my nice things about wizard things, you know, it isn't so yeah There's a girl and she there, you know that vampires in thing. Do you know what is it? So yeah, there's a girl and shit There you know that vampires in it. Have you heard of that one? It's like a fee Buffy wasn't a book was it? I don't think oh that'd be booked but they're probably after yeah, they would have sold Anything and everything to cash in on one of the great cinema anything and everything to cash in on one of the great cinema.

This TV. Yeah, but it was like cinema. Sure. Sure. No, I'll pay that. Yeah, OK. I've got a love to see it here, which is a bit of bin chat from Amy. Amy says she sent me some Patreon. I get the bus to work and while waiting for the bus home last week, I met one of the ladies that lives across from my bus stop like you know how you just like on a random sub You get off the train and then you just on a suburban street

She came over to the side of the street I was waiting on and like said hello and started like going through bins Amy says I must have given her a funny look because she started explaining that she was seeing if like the neighbors had filled up all the bins yet because they were taking them to her side of the street. And she explained that one side of the streets bin day is Wednesday and one side of the streets bin day is Thursday. So everyone puts out their bins twice. They are living the motherfucking dream. So they take it out onto the over the road and then it gets emptied out and then they take it back over and they-

Living on the border. Yeah and the- Shout out to Reynolds Road. Altham research baby. Amazing. And so they get two bin days. That is, that would be one of the greatest things that could ever happen to you. I wonder if-

I wouldn't, I'm going to buy my next house based on this information. Well, I was just about to say, I wonder if the value of the houses has risen due to this recent information. I reckon if I had two bin days a week, I reckon that's an extra, okay, let's both say how much money that would add value to the house. Like total on the home. Yeah, so whatever the house is worth,

how much on top of that because of this phenomenon? Three, two, one. $2,650K off. $2,650K off. Wow. Yeah, I might just go to the tip. Yeah. Just pay to go to the tip.

Just hire a private bin man. And save some cash. A private bin investigator. It's good bin investment. Okay. Where have you been? Sorry. I've been cooking roast and sucking dicks.

Can I borrow three grand? Well, you'll have to see that. We'll be back on Monday with the next clue for our birthday party. Now don't go wearing your merch around town this weekend because if anyone sees you in it, they'll give it away. Oh, it's good though.

It's also the- It does mean though, if anyone sees me wearing any merch, they're gonna question it. Oh my God. I'm wearing merch right now, Taylor Swift merch. Are you having your fourth birthday? Fourth birthday.

Fourth birthday in Taylor Swift. I wish. See those photos last week of just her and Travis hanging out. Well he, oh my god, so he posted the photo dump. I called Charles straight away and I said, I saw it within four minutes. I was one of the first to ask. How many likes did it have within four minutes?

Oh, it doesn't even show you. Yeah, they've got it on private. Good for them. Did you say they got age restricted as well? Why? People were like reporting it and then they age restricted it and I think it's back.

Reporting it to be douche bags? I think so. Oh, let them live. They give us enough. There's not even remotely anything age limit worthy on just two people in love having a great time. Oh, don't be jealous. Are you jealous?

Jealous bitches. No, I'm not jealous. Jealous of Trav? I'm glad that they're sharing it. Cause I'm like, oh my God, they're just like us. Like they're just hanging out, going ice skating and like eating food. Yeah.

That's my dream day. Charles, you busy? Yeah. I've got a roast thoring now. Love ya. Have a great weekend. I've got three grand, a roast thoring and an empty mouth. And a mouth that's ready to go.

All right, have a great weekend everyone. I don't really think Tom's is cheating on me, by the way, in Sydney. Oh, that definitely makes you tell your dude, love you, bye. That's what someone- Yeah, Oh, that definitely makes Italian dude. Love you, bye. That's what someone- Yeah, I know. Bye.

Bye bye bye bye bye.