Toni and Ryan - Spiders vs Australians

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

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Hello. We are calling Madison in Perth, who is not the Madison square garden that you did a shucker in last year. Yeah. I'd do a shucker in this Madison as well. Don't know Madison yet, but hopefully. Sure. She's fine with it.

She's from Perth. We're both from Perth. It's early over there. So hello, Madison. Oh my gosh. Hi. Hello. How are you? I'm so good. How are you guys?

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Hi, it's arriving between 9am today and 5pm next Thursday. And someone has to be here at work to receive it between those times. Well, I'll be away. I'm calling in sick between 5pm today and whatever the time she says. We're not going to name the website, but people in Australia may know about it. It's very convenient. It advertises to you all the time. It's very clickable. And Tony goes, why don't we learn because every time there's a delivery, it's an issue. And I say, it'll be fine this

time. And what are you doing the next six days? I just said, I'm going to be sick those times. And we're not talking about it. The thing is, is that the stuff isn't the problem. Sometimes it is. Sometimes the stuff is a problem. Those chests of drawers in my house, honestly, are fucked. Every time I open the thing, the ball bearings all fall out. Yeah.

Like literally, I think Pippa's just full of the, you shake her, she's full of ball bearings. I'm certain she must be eating them. Yeah. Like literally, I think Pippa's just full of the, you shake her, she's full of ball bearings. I'm certain she must be eating them. Yeah. Not that you were anyway, but now definitely don't put her in the microwave. Now welcome to Australia. It is summertime here. If you don't live in our, yes ma'am.

That's really funny. I, obviously not. You've threatened too many times. Well, cause if I just say a word, it's not doing a thing. Just say to her, I'm like, you know, put you in the microwave. I'd say it to you as well. You wouldn't fit me in a microwave. Oh, you're so tiny. Thank you.

You would fit in a microwave. If you don't live in Australia, let me introduce you to what Australia is like at summertime, Tony, and can you just have a watch of this video? Home, game time. Sex. What's it gonna do? He's got fangs. Oh It's getting in the van it's getting in the van Look at it move around. Oh my god. Just get a cup

Fuck that's big. No cat get away Oh my God. That was a full range of human emotion. Yeah. That's what it's like every day. I think, um, cause we are here at the Tony and Ryan podcast. We have a lot of people that listen from overseas. A lot of people in America, Canada, all through Europe, like just all over the place. And we get sent a lot of videos like those

and a lot of memes being like, is this what it's really like? And most of the time you can kind of go like, oh no, that's like a bit of a, like, that's a bit of a carry on. You know? We don't actually ride kangaroos to school. You know, all of that stuff. Most of the time you can kind of go like, Oh, no, that's like a bit of a, like, that's a bit of a carry on. We don't actually ride kangaroos to school. You know, all of that stuff. Most of the time.

But there is something in the air at the moment and the spiders are massive and everywhere. This summer. It's the summer of spiders. It has, but I've, I mentioned this to you recently saying like, fuck we, cause it's actually the first like full year, we've only lived in our house for a year. And I was like, our house has so many spiders in it. And you were like, no, I think everywhere at the moment. It's having a summer of spiders.

Cause our house is spiders fucking everywhere. It's fucking spider town. Dad's place is spiders everywhere. Every guy there's a spider and cockroaches and bugs and ants. It's just fucking what's going on. Well, I was at your house the other day, just like hanging out with your wife, Bridget. And there was a big spider on the door as I was leaving and I killed it. I protected your whole family.

I got it. I got it. You do care about us. I know I got it with my Birkenstock. You're welcome. Anyway. You sacrifice the Birkenstock. Thank you for. Anyway. You sacrificed the Birkenstock? Thank you for acknowledging that.

Yeah, I did. Cause I would do anything for you. And you actually, you know that, but I just was, it was, you have to act, you know? For young players at home, I've got some advice. Oh. Not only is Birkenstock a comfortable shoe that molds to your foot,

it's got a bit of weight in the heel. So when you need a fucking- You need a bit of hoof behind it. When you wanna tighten up a spider, a Birkenstock will fucking go through that thing. The other day I tried to kill a spider with a croc, not heavy enough. No, it's like passing it.

Yeah, it just then skinkled off and did its thing. It was a huge spider. It was out in there- Spiders versus crocs, Google that. That's funny. Oh, it just then skinkled off and did its thing. It was a huge spider. It was out in there. Spiders versus crocs, Google that. That's funny. Oh, it's Friday. We can Google it today. We can Google that today.

Live Googling coming? So there's just been so many spiders and I think, like, off. The spider with a croc on my face. This is your first summer in Australia. What are you doing? I know. And I just, let me walk you through my logistics

is because with the croc and the spider, with the croc, you know, it's just plastic. So I was like, I can hose that bad boy off. Yeah. With a Birkenstock, you kind of may be committing to a spider being on it for a while. Yeah. But then you got to weigh up, is the spider gonna be dead?

Yeah. And like, It's actually, it does make sense because you can hose off the, yeah. Because I'm like, is the spider gonna be dead? Yeah. And like- It's actually, it does make sense because you can hose off the- Because I'm like, oh, I can just rinse that off. The theory, it all checks out.

Yeah, it does. And cause when you, you gotta kind of be ready. Like if you know that there's a lot of spiders around at the time, you kind of like, you walk it, like I don't walk around outside without shoes at the moment, just so that you've always got one ready to go. Um, and the other day, too, hang on the reason you're wearing shoes on your feet.

You say you've got ready to defend yourself. Well, I don't normally wear shoes at home at the moment. I have to cause my feet are really bad with my psoriasis, but like normally, no, I would just hoof it. Yeah. But maybe you need to have you wet. Like, yeah, I'm like holding. I'm holstered. I'm crocked. Except crocks obviously we've decided aren't the right choice.

Does everyone want to see a test? The test is how fast can Tony defend herself. Go. One, two, three, four, five, six. Ah, with a crock, come on mate. Yeah, I know. That was pretty good. Thank you.

See, she's ready. She's ready. But if you had to really quickly defend yourself, at least if you've got a shoe on, you're all good. A Birkenstock as well, because it's not, mine aren't in sports mode, my Birkenstock. So this took a bit long, because I had to take the thing off.

Sports mode, because you have the strap on the back. Yes, because I got sports mode. Yeah, rookie. You're gonna be in lounge mode. I know, yeah, you gotta be casual. Last night. Rookie. You're gonna be in lounge mode. I know. Yeah. You got to be casual. Last night there was a spider and I was with Mabel. So I took off my shorts and tried to use that as a, Oh, no, not good.

But then you realize that you're not wearing shorts. And also I feel like I'm panicked that the spider will jump onto the short and then you'll bring the short back to you. Oh yeah. But that's, it's like, you panicked that the spider will jump onto the short and then you'll bring the short back to you. Oh yeah, but that's, it's like, you just got to make a call. Am I like, do I have a crack at the spider right now? Yep. Or do I risk going and finding a Birkenstock coming back, the spider being gone, Mabel's

dead. Oh my God. Okay. That really went from zero to a hundred. Well, so this is what I was going to ask you, right? What is your reaction when you see a spider like on someone or near someone? So my mom in the pool on Sunday slapped me across the back of the head and claims there was an insect on me.

Yeah. She didn't go, Oh, there's a bug. of the head and claims there was an insect on me. Yeah. She didn't go, oh, there's a bug. She just went whack, hit me in the back of the head from behind. And then went, oh, sorry, mosquito. Yeah. And in that tone. And I was like, what the fuck?

Well, you've just hit me. Yeah. And a mosquito would probably not do that much damage at this stage. In a pool. If I had a whack, I'd like a whoop. Yeah. Yeah.

So she, my mom's a whacker. Is she? She just whacks. Oh, I like that about Mandy. She whacks first and asks questions later. For me, the first thing is like, if it's big enough, I don't want to like fuck with it. Totally.

Because like, then it could fuck with me. Yeah. So then if it's in reach, I'll kind of try and do the container and the cup. Yeah. But when they're just like little and they look like they're, then I'll just like drop the phone. Yeah.

But like, so if there's a spider on you, what do you want people to, so if there was a spider on you right now, what would you want me to do for you? Like, you know what I mean? I think- Because you know when sometimes, if there's something on you and people go,

ah, and you go, what? Then it just freaks you out even more. And you can't do, and then you're fucking buffing around like this and you, like there's nothing getting done. No one's achieving anything. I think what mum did wrong is didn't announce the mosquito or the bug or the spider until a significant amount of time

after she'd whacked me. Yeah, so you've been whacked immediately. You're like, what the fuck is going on? Mum and I about to throw down. Yeah. Like she'd been waiting for this for a while. Yeah. So, but and she's like, okay, but if she had gone, yep, I would have gone, oh,

where's shit? Okay. We're on the same team. Yes. It's me and mum versus the spider. Instead of me going, am I about to punch on with mom in a pool? Because she didn't announce it. Because she hasn't announced it.

And you don't understand the logic in that moment. Yeah. But I think if you saw a spider on me and just went, spider! Yep. And like whacked it, I'd be all right with that. OK, so you're going to love what I did the other day to Thompson. So we were outside. And like I said, I was armed with my, my BattleBerk and I'm

walking around outside and we're like, we're putting chlorine into the spa actually, because it's just like, we're just out there doing our thing. And it was all good. Quite a large spider ended up on Torb's here. Like your torso? Like kind of like just under his chest, like on his tummy kind of thing, but like higher. Like an under boob? Yeah, kind of. And the spider, I saw it on him. I'm standing, I'm locked on to the spider. And in that moment, I couldn't really find my words. So I kicked my foot up, slipped off my Birkenstock and I'm holding it next to my face and I said to Torbz, I'm going to hit you with my Birkenstock. Similar to my mum.

You've missed one key piece of information. Yeah, didn't mention the spider. But I didn't panic because I didn't want him to like, and then like the spider pops off and we can't find it. So I go, I'm going to hit you with my Birkenstock, smack him in the tummy and the spider dies. Thankfully, Torbz is fine. He's all good. Are you sure he's all good?

Like physically, mentally, emotionally, where's he at? But after, well, I think he's okay. But the thing was, is that after we, we like look down and we see the spider, like on the floor, it's dead. So I'm like, great. Then I look back up and you know, at the bottom of a Birkenstock, the pattern is like, it's like the desolated shapes like all together.

It's just a dusty Birkenstock. On his Chris T shirt. Is there a bit of like spider muck on him as well? Yeah, a little bit of, a little bit of goose. Yeah. Yeah. A bit of goose on me Birky as well. Yep.

Can we call the episode that? A bit of goose on me Birky. Yeah, we'll consider it. Yeah. A bit of Guzami Berkey as well. Yep. Can we call the episode that? A bit of Guzami Berkey. Yeah, we'll consider it. OK. But I thought, you know, at least I announced it. And Torb said, what were you thinking? And I was like, well, I told you what I was doing. He's like, you didn't. You didn't tell me what you were doing. You just said, I'm going to hit you with Iberica stuff.

Why? Because I was half excited for him burger stuff. You didn't tell him why. Cause I was half expecting him to go, oh cool, fun game. Let's hit each other with a burger and watch. Yeah, I've got my burger strong as well. Yeah. No. I'm gonna eat my burger stuff. I'm going to screw you with the hose.

You know, it's a bit like fun and slutty. Yeah. No. And then he was just like, yeah, so. I can get those eight legs up in the air. Just a bit fun and slutty, you know, young couple moved in together. Yeah. Oh, you know, will they, won't they? It's all fun and games. So someone gets eaten by a spider. Yeah. So I guess my advice is, yeah, even the announcement doesn't work if you don't say why.

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can we maybe explain one thing that we offered, we decided on a name, TGIF, thank Google, it's Friday. Pilar from Germany actually suggested the name Google Box. So like Google Box, how you like watching them watch TV, Google Box, oh, I thought that was really fun. No, it is, but remember that time that we, you and I applied to be on Google Box and we're like brutally shut down. It's still a bit, three years later, it's still a bit raw.

I love Gogglebox though. Yeah, same. I thought Gogglebox was really funny. It is a bit, it's just, for me, it's got a bit of like, I've got baggage, that's more about me than the idea. No, that's fair. But what did we settle on though? TGIF, thank Google, it's Friday.

Thank Google, it's Friday. Now you don't like openers. We did not go with time to Google at fuckers. Unfortunately, that is a shame. That is a shame. Um, on Wednesday we found out and we're discussing the concept that a lot of Tik Tokers were confessing all their lives they've done on Tik Tok because it was going to be banned only to realize the app was back five hours later.

Yes. Now we were talking about Meredith Buxbury. Yes. Who... Hello, it's Meredith Buxbury here. Now she was the one, the British apparently, who wore heaps of foundation. Yes. And then Tony started speaking in a British accent pretending to be her,

and then we didn't know where she was from. But we thought that the name fit and that the impression was good, regardless. First of all, I have a confession to make. Oh. It's Friday though, it's not confession day. Yeah, so I kept saying, Meredith Buxbury and Google has said, did you mean Meredith Duxbury? Oh, close, a B and a D, very similar.

Yeah, no, I know. I get it. She's got 1.8 million followers on Instagram. That is wild. Where is she? Okay, you know how she was like a British woman? Like a very posh British woman? Yep.

Very cool. 1.8 million followers. Did you just say? Yep. Oh my gosh. Do we know where Meredith's from? Or just play one of her videos so we can hear her voice? That's also a great idea. She grew up in Connecticut, is a graduate of Southern Connecticut State University in New Haven. However, my gosh, she got a Wikipedia page. She was born in England.

I knew it. Let's find out what she sounds like. Welcome to a little Sunday night reset. After a busy weekend, it always feels so good to organize and get yourself ready for the week ahead. Skincare is so calming to me and makes me feel so good about myself. British.

I think I nailed it. I think it sounds exactly the same. What did you sound like? Hello, it's Meredith Duxbury here. I'm so sorry. Yeah. Earlier this week, I recommended the Jerry Springer documentary called Fights Camera Action. Yes. It's a really interesting documentary.

It's pretty crazy. May he rest in peace. That is what I thought had happened. I thought that maybe he'd sadly passed away. I hope his family are doing well. Now, on my list here, it says we were going to Google how to be nice on behalf of Tony. Does anyone remember how that came about? Does anyone remember how that came about? What? Did you not say, been talking about me for a moment? No. You said, uh, Tony's being humble about her book, which is rare.

And then you said maybe you could Google how to be nice. Hmm. Hmm. Smug. Hmm. Okay. So I'm typing in Tony how to be nice. How to be nice, yeah.

Or what about how to be nice to Tony? How about Tony how to be nice? Okay. Yeah. What's the difference? The difference is I may have organized it already. Oh, okay. Yep, sorry. Tony how to be nice.

Oh, shoot. Because now that you've explained the context, someone's made a mistake. Yeah. And it wasn't you. No, it was Google. Um, oh, what? Google voice answer. Crazy.

Tony is already very good at using manners. Tony is very polite, but don't overdo it so it feels forced. You have those beautiful teeth from the great people at Gorgeous Smile's Dentistry not sponsored. Let's use them the right way, not the serial killer way. Your smile should say, hello and welcome good friend. Your smile should not say, if you're alive who the fuck did a shiv in the alleyway behind Preston Market? And here's the big one, you don't have to call Ryan out on every mispronunciation.

We get it, he sometimes makes English look like his third language. But don't worry, there will be lots of opportunities to make fun of his use of the English language. Like, honestly, so so so so many many opportunities. Keep it up, Tony. You very nice little nice little girl. I think that the Google voice has had a few fucking Sherrys this morning. That is going to haunt me for the rest of my days. Language. Girl. Um, girl. Do you think I could make that my alarm in the morning? That whole thing?

Yeah. Very nice, very nice, very nice little girl. Oh, just the end of it. Not that whole thing. The whole thing. Yeah, I guess. I normally- Very nice little, nice little girl.

I guess I know very nice little, nice little girl. That is so sweet of Google. Um, I am so really speechless, you know, like I just have, I have nothing to say. Um, if you, if you just watch the video episodes, which is today, and you haven't heard this week, I accidentally, instead of buying Tony and I two tickets to the cricket, I accidentally bought two bays. Uh, so to confirm 1,496 seats, we would like you to come with us. We would love for you to come with us. We would love for you to come with us. Someone said in the comments, how many people does the MCG hold?

Am I allowed to ask Google questions on not a Friday? Oh, so we're Googling now. Well, I can tell you it's a hundred thousand people and we will be one thousand four hundred ninety six of them all dressed like Tony all at the cricket. Pretty good. Next Saturday if you want to join us, details in the Facebook group. Yes. Not dressed like me today. This is not the outfit that we're expecting.

No, no. Finally, we were going to Google acting. Because Tony was doing some acting because she's an incredible actress. The thing about acting is that basically, and I don't want to bastardize my second profession, but basically it's just that you're pretending to be someone else. You're acting like somebody else. That's kind of what it is.

Do you get it? Do you get it? Now that you've explained it, yes. I's kind of what it is. Do you get it? Do you get it? Now that you've explained it, yes. I've Googled what is acting. Yep. Very nice. Very nice little girl. Acting is temporarily doing the duties of another person.

Or is that like when you're like the acting CEO? I think that's that. But is that not the same thing? Like the acting principle. You're pretending to be the principle. Acting like the principle. The act or occupation of performing fictional roles in plays, films or television.

But that doesn't tell me how to act. They also need to add podcasts to that because that's where the majority of my acting occurs. How do I act is what I've typed. How does Ryan John act? Yeah. Google says like your fuck most of the time. Okay.

Oh, and then it's got Ian McLellan telling us something. About acting. That's good. Good Googling. Do we feel like we're good for it? Good for Googling. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you feel better for it? Oh, I also said, because earlier I said we'd Google the spiders versus crocs. Yes. Do we want to Google? Another thing that I do remember us saying that we would Google was, um, something naughty. It was like, it was like a website we were going to Google, but I can't remember what it was. And it was like, I think we redacted it. But if you'd like to Google that in your own time, you can.

Was it about the FeetPix maybe? Yeah, FeetGoneWrong.com. That's right. So we redacted that. Thank you, Sophie. Yeah, we're not going to Google that. I've got to your love to see it though. I was going to see if someone owns the domain.

Feet Gone Wrong. Um. What the fuck was the noise that just came out of your body? I didn't like that. I'm going to hit you with my Birkenstock. I've got a year love to see it that might bring us back. I haven't seen what you've seen and I'd like to keep it that way. I've got a year love to see it. No need to say that.

Okay, I'm just sending you Ryan this little illustration. We'll pop it up on the screen for anybody that's watching on YouTube. But someone drew us this and it's our dog. So my French Bulldog Pippa and your Kelpie BJ. BJ is playing volleyball and Pippa is on a standup paddleboard. It is so cute. Someone made that.

Someone drew it. Yeah, so on Instagram is Kiki underscore chaos underscore creations and made this for us and so cool. And Kiki actually makes like costumes and stuff for furries and makes like outfits for furry conventions and does all this like digital illustrations stuff. It's so fucking sick. That is sick.

Can we, should we get a look for the office? It's really cute, isn't it? I thought it was so sweet. Fuck yeah. But yeah, so thank you so I thought it was so sweet. Fuck yeah. But yeah, so thank you so much for drawing that and sending that to us. I just, when I saw that, I like really made my day. That was so sweet.

Little brownie's even got his floppy ear. Yeah. And Pippa's doing like that little look up that she does, like just like spot on. She looks as confident on a standup paddle board as you do. The standup paddle board's even the right colors. Like even the same colors as mine. Like it's just bang on.

That's very good. I just love to see that. Thank you for sharing that with us. Do you want to get a little bit of a little? We should, yeah. I think after a bit of a harrowing episode, we've learned some shit that we didn't like and we heard about spiders.

I think this might bring us back. OK. I've just texted you. Because we heard about spiders. I think this might bring us back. Okay. Um, I've just texted you, uh, cause we love a pun. Do you want to share with everyone what it says there, Tony? So there's a Thai restaurant and it's called Thai Tannic Cuisine. And then to really back the puns in the caption is, I hope this business can stay afloat. Same. Agreed. Do you reckon they do coles lettuce or iceberg?

Can I get a root beer float? It's pretty cold outside. Do you guys have any life jackets? beer float. It's pretty cold outside. Do you guys have any life jackets? Oh, this dumpling's just drowning in sauce. Very good. Um, that is, I do love to see that. Amazing. Um, thanks so much for sharing that.

I can't believe I haven't seen that before. I get sent so many Titanic memes, I cannot believe I've never seen that. I mean, Titanic, a business pun. What else is there? Literally, there is just, that might be it. This might be the exact crossover of comedy for me. And I can't believe I've never seen it. Thank you for bringing that to my life.

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But have a great weekend and don't think about those spiders too much because they're pretty scary. Love you, bye. Hey, I love you as well. Love you. You handsome devil. You naughty, small, naughty little girl. Little tiny girl.

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