Toni and Ryan - SponTONIous Lodge

Episode Date: July 18, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello. We are calling Anthony, who's in Michigan. Ooh. Hopefully we get him and don't Michigan. Hello, Anthony speaking. Hi, Anthony. It's Tony and Ryan. How are you? We're good. How are you? Yeah, we're good. Are you, Anthony. It's Tony and Ryan. How are you? We're good. How are you?

Yeah, we're good. Are you an Anthony that goes by Tony? No, I am not. That's okay. It's Anthony, Tony, and Ryan for the day. That's okay. It's Tony with a Y and an A-N-T-H. Yeah.

Anthony, will you approve this podcast? Yeah, I will. Perfect. Thank you so much. Hi, it's Anthony from Michigan, and I will. Perfect. Thank you so much. Hi, it's Anthony from Michigan and I approve this podcast. This may come as a shock to some people listening to the show, but there's a new co-host of mine today. Not only does Tony have a new haircut.

So do you. Looks great, by the way. Thank you. I was fishing for that and got it. Coming up today, are we calling her Last Minute Tony? Spontaneous Tony? Fun, you cool Tony? Spontaneous.

I've written down spontaneous love. No, you did Tony. Spontaneous. I've written down spontaneous love. No, you did not. I have. That's very funny. That's a great pun from you. You're not great at puns sometimes. Sometimes. I'm also sometimes not good at them.

Okay, so when you look at the camera and shake your head, A, it's a podcast, and B, I can still see you. still see you. I should have said Spontaneous Lodge earlier. Because when I say, yeah, no, I had that as well. It just doesn't quite have the same effect, does it?

And then it goes from good pun to like, oh, yes, sometimes you're not shit. Sometimes they're okay. No, that was very good. I like... All right.

Spontaneous Lodge is coming up soon. But first, and I don't know if this is a rough way to start your Wednesday. Are you all right? But, I mean, have we got tissues in here? Because shit could get heavy. Are you about to cum? Oh. It's the new hair, isn't it?

It's the new hair. I've seen that hair and I'm like, oh. You like this hair. You should see my pubic hair. There's more of it. Does that also have a fringe? Yeah, well, you know, around my pubic hair, that's where the bangs happen.

Fuck, off to a flyer. Happy hump day, if you know what I mean. Fuckin' hell. Yeah, you love to say that. Fuck, this is such a gear change because this is a heavy topic. I don't think we're ready. Do we swap? We need to swap days. Okay, no, hang on.

Let's just ice it down real quick. Got it. There is actually a hilarious, sort of hilarious, but there's a video on Patreon we've mentioned before of Toni crying because she's watching. It's funny because you're watching a scene from The Office. Oh, The Office. The wedding in Niagara Falls.

Yeah. And I was like, are you crying now? I'm just thinking about how much I love it. So Tony says to me, this makes me cry every time, and I go, oh, pull it up. Before you'd even press play, it was like this biochemistry in your body that knew it was – It's like a Pavlov's dog.

Yeah. Like instead of salivating, I started to tear up. And how many times do you reckon you've watched it? Oh, 20 or 30, 40 times. And still every time? Every time. And then the other week, you know how sometimes on the like, in Australia we used to only have three TV channels.

Yep. And it was Channel 7, Channel 9, Channel 10. Yep. And now there's like Seven Mate and Seven Go and all these random channels. And sometimes they play random episodes of The Office. And like The Simpsons and old reruns of like comedy shows and the other week um because we always leave the tv on for our dog pippa yeah and a rerun of the office was playing and it was happened to be that episode and we walked in from like going out for dinner and i just started crying yeah yeah like

keep it crying when she was in there watching it was bawling we're holding each other like this um so i asked people in our patreon because i posted that video i was like what gets you crying Just keep her crying when she was in there watching as well. People were bawling. We're holding each other like this. So I asked people in our Patreon, because I posted that video, I was like, what gets you crying every time? Yeah, and if you would like to see that video, I would say it's worth the money because I don't look good. No, no. It is like very.

Don't be silly. You look great. It's a raw moment. Don't say raw. I'm sorry. Not after the bangs scenario. I thought it would be funny to say what gets you crying every time but then as i read through the thing it's not funny at all it's oh so they're not like funny cries like mine it's like actual cries because i've got some sad cries

in the bank if we need to crack those out as well well let's just see it the big twig is and we've both experienced this thinking about the day that i won't have my dog in my life anymore and holding her crying hysterically when in reality she's young, she's healthy, and she's still going to live with me for a very long time. Relatable content. And Venus is adorable, the big twigs dog. Adorable.

I think that all the time. Yeah. And Pippa is one. One. Pippa's one. One. Pippa's one. What's the life expectancy? Well, one of the guys who we work with, Dill, his dog Frankie is like eight or nine. Really?

Yeah. I didn't realise Frankie was such an old gal. Yeah. She's running around having a great time. Yeah, and she's all good. So I think that Pippa's got a long life ahead of her, all things going well. So I sometimes have those thoughts and then I'll be like hugging Bron and I'll take him for a walk and razz him up and play with his favourite ball.

And just try and enjoy him. You're like, I need to soak this up as much as possible. Well, I just want him to like have a happy life. Yeah. You know what I mean? And you want like, you know what makes me cry every time? You know what makes me cry every time? Those videos when people post and their dogs are about to be put down and they take their dog, like, through the drive-through.

Have you seen those? Like, to get their final little treat. Yeah, and that their dog goes, like, oh, my dog always loves the smell of KFC when I get it and, like, he's going to have it today. I think we've talked about KFC before and I keep thinking, well, no wonder your dog's about to die. I've been feeding it Kentucky Fried Chicken this whole time.

But beautiful. But also, oh, he's dying. He's six years old of old age and obesity. No, I think the idea is that they've never had the KFC and it's like a good buy. It's like, oh, you know how people give dogs chocolate on their last day? I saw this vet.

So when you had that peaceful final moment, you can also be shitting yourself wildly. I saw this thing at a vet and it said it was like this big jar of chocolate and it had goodbye kisses on the front. And it's like so like you say goodbye to your doggy and that you give them a little chocky so they can enjoy it before they die. And it's like we can't actually do this. We can't put this in the podcast.

This is so sad. Okay, keep going. Hit me with a good one. There are no good ones. Great. Awesome. Ella Butner, military homecoming videos. Every time.

Every time. I'm a mess. Now, America – And they could have been gone for a day or six months. Doesn't matter. Gets me both times. Gets me both times. Like it doesn't matter. That's the one.

I mean, America, pros and cons, am I right? But one of the pros is like I love the patriotism and when there's someone from the military, it's like, thank you for your service. Oh, have my seat up the front of the plane. Like everyone just like respects them and stuff. And yeah, when it's like they're hiding at halftime at the football and they've got the family and they're like,

oh, this person's mum is serving in Afghanistan and everyone claps and then they turn around and they're waiting. I've watched an episode of, I think it was Jimmy Fallon or something, and it was like a night where they only had people that had served in it. Oh, they have a whole week. It's like Veterans Week or something. Sure, and I've seen the footage of that, and he talks to everybody, and they get up and sing a song and stuff.

I watched one recently. It's so nice. It's so good. Oh, beautiful. Mel Randall. Now, this is controversial, but she's standing by it. You're really getting me, mate. This one is the least shit.

No, they're not shit, just sad. The least sad. Yeah. Oh, like shitty. Yeah, don't say that shit people are like this makes me cry you're like so that's shit mel says a truly good meal can bring me to tears yep i was at an anniversary dinner uh one year with her boyfriend oh congratulations congratulations And I was sobbing. I think Mr. Randall, or maybe his future, you know, thought it was because I love him and it was like a special moment and it was an anniversary and just a time to reflect on the beautiful year they've had together. But actually she was like, this cheesecake.

I just can't. Well, I don't think she said what it was and she just let him. She's tearing up. But she just let him think that maybe it was like the moment, but she's like, it was the cheesecake. I cried at Loom when we went to that degustation thing. Remember when we went to that fancy dinner? So there's Loomer and there's Looner.

Yeah. I get the two confused. And Loomer is the one in South Melbourne. I cried there. Did you cry the next morning because you were fucking hungover as fuck? I was so hungover. We had to go and film a video. No, we did the podcast.

No, we went and filmed a video with Linda. Remember, we gave Linda Invisalign. Oh, was that that day? Yeah. I was really hungover. Yeah. Yeah, so they had paired wines for the nine-course meal. And I have one sipping on anyone's.

Literally, I was like sucking waiters off. I was so drunk. I wasn't. Whoa. Sorry, no, waiters off. I was so drunk. I wasn't. Whoa. Sorry. No, I wasn't. Anyway. Yeah.

Next. That's a beautiful story, Mel. Love to hear that. Ash Solly. Oh, Ash. Ash. Ash. Outmade Ash.

We know Ash. Now, I think I've seen this video and it does me in as well. I watched the security camera video of the blind dog who fell into the pool. So she's blind and she doesn't know like where the steps are and doesn't really know how to get out of the pool. And it was struggling. And then the family's other dog like jumps in and like pulls it over to the steps and saves it.

No. Yeah. Well, that's fucking beautiful, isn't it? That is fucking beautiful. Now, this one is a personal story, and I'm going to try not to get myself going. But every time I think about this, it does me in hard. Okay. It was my mate Phil's birthday on the weekend.

Yeah, I saw that you were out. Yeah, went to the bowling alley, had a Negroni, felt right. Very nice. So Phil got married to Liam a few years ago. Beautiful. And it was a beautiful day. And Phil's dad gets up to make a speech. Now, when a dad gets up to make a speech at a wedding,

whether it's the bride or the groom or whoever's dad, you know it's going to go one of two ways. Yep. There's no middle ground. There's no middle ground. You know it's going to be them of two ways. Yep, there's no middle ground. There's no middle ground. You know it's going to be them, yeah, happy to be here. And it's shit.

I went to a wedding where the groom's father, sorry, the bride's father, pretty much said the groom's a piece of shit and not worthy of his daughter. Yep. Like pretty much said that. I've been to a wedding where the bride's stepdad got a gun out. Yep.

What do you mean? What else can I say? He got a gun out and was like, yeah, you fuck around on her, I'll fucking get you. And all of us. A seven cannon salute. No, it was like a fucking gun and we were all wasted. Like we were all wasted.

He got a gun out. Does it have party poppers in it? It was a gun. It was literally like we'd all flown to America and there was a gun at a wedding. It was in Perth. Oh, the American, the United States of Australia. As you know.

Yeah, the wild, wild west as they call it. Cowboy world over there. And yeah, and we were all wasted and all of us were like, I don't think that any of us should be handling a gun at this time. It was quite far into the wedding. Anyway, yeah, so crazy things have happened at weddings. Wow. But I think that when your dad gets up to make a speech,

you know that it's going to fucking be that category. Put your drinks down, guys. Something is going to happen. Yeah, or it brings the fucking house down. Not a dry eye in the house. Isn't there something about an old... So Phil's dad, tradie dad, suburban dad, straight man, stock suburban dad. Yep.

And isn't there just something about an old-fashioned straight suburban dad saying how proud he is of his gay son? Doesn't that just do you in? That's really special. And literally, he just said the P. I can't even say the P word. He said the P word and the whole place. Proud.

Pussy. My son doesn't like the pussy He likes the penis Then he got a gun out Then he got a gun out And shot us all with penis straws No that is fucked That's so lovely And like literally the whole room

Just like on their knees Like bawling. And I think as well when you see that, like, the parent of a queer child being that proud, you just think about all the people who aren't so lucky. You know, you hear horrible stories about that. And, yeah, to see him be so proud is just, like, yeah, that's fucking. I'm making penis and pussy jokes because I don't want to be upset. Well, penis and pussy jokes makes me upset.

In this context. In this context. Yeah. And Phil upset because of his lifestyle choices. He said the P word. Phil. Hey, it's Anthony from Michigan and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Yeah. Hey, it's Anthony from Michigan and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapions from the Patreon.

Elizabeth H. Love to see you, Elizabeth. Thank you. Angelo Leonardo. Abby Parks. Oh, does she also drive? Or does she just park? Zoya.

Tori Brown. And Elizabeth. Thank you so much for being part of the Patreon. We fucking love to see you. Thanks, Elizabeth. We do love to see that. Now, I don't know about you, Cam, but it feels like there's a different energy in the room, doesn't there?

Oh, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh. So, yeah. No, I agree. woo, woo. Oh. So, yeah. That was me also. We'll address that later. So, yeah. So, that gets my pee crying.

That gets mine. Tony texts me earlier in the week and says, this morning I got an invitation to go somewhere tonight so normally just to for those playing along at home let me bring you up to speed usually for tony to go somewhere you'd be like how's the calendar looking for five or six weeks yep then um three or four weeks out you'd start thinking about maybe cancelling oh no no you don't cancel yet. You'd get the outfit ready. Yep. Then a week before you'd start, where am I going to park the car?

Where's the parking? Where's the parking at? Okay. It's tomorrow. I obviously don't want to go anymore. How am I going to cancel? What's my excuse? Do I have COVID?

Yes. Yeah. And so for you to get an invitation the morning of something and the fact that you weren't an instant like, oh, no, of course not, that's where I'm up to. So I'm really proud of myself, to be honest. I'm really, really pumped. Spontaneous, Lodge. Spontaneous.

I love that. That's very good. So you might have seen on the gram, spoiler, I went to Lizzo on Monday night. On a weeknight. Not just a weeknight. Monday. Monday night. Do you think it says something about the power of Lizzo?

She can pull a crowd on a Monday night. So it was sold out. It was at Rod Laver. They get past that point where weekdays doesn't matter. No. Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift. You're like, well, every third night I'm doing it. I'm obviously going to go.

And wherever I am, it's because I guess with smaller bands, for example. You have to go on the weekends. What's a Friday Saturday? Because no one's going to. I'm not doing a Wednesday night to see an up and comer. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I get you. Unless you have some vested interest, you're probably not going to.

Yeah. Well, so I like Lizzo. I think she's fucking great. I probably don't know many of her songs. I actually knew a lot more than I thought. You just know the popular two and then they go, cool, so this one's off my first album and you go, fucking righto, play the one I know.

Yeah, play this. But she actually, like every song was a banger. Even if you didn't know it, it was still like fun to have a boogie and whatever. But I'm going to rewind a little bit. So a little while ago, a couple of months ago, My You'll Love To See Her, I shared a You'll Love To See It from Taylor Nicole from our Facebook group who said she was really excited

because her sister and her were going to take more chances and do more stuff and they were going to go see Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift and they were just like going to like rip the bandaid more stuff and they were going to go see Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift and they were just going to rip the bandaid off and just do it. Live their best life. And I really like that because at the beginning of the year, I said that I wanted to slay the day every day. Would you consider a Monday night Lizzo a slay?

That's a slay, I think. That's a slay. That's a huge slay. And I never do hot, fun things. No. But on Monday morning. Excuse me. Have you seen your hair?

And hot, fun things. I do you every fun things. No. But on Monday morning. Excuse me. Have you seen your hair? And hot fun things. I do you every day. Thank you. So Monday morning I was at PT and I started at, I think my session was at like 7.30. Did you know she goes to the gym? I do. Have you heard about this?

Yeah. Oh, I saw something the other day that you won't like. It said being sore from the gym is not a personality. Oh, my God. I tagged myself in that meme. I literally tagged myself because I was like, before anyone else tags me. She's beating me to it. If I do this myself first.

Then I can't get caught by someone. Then no one else. Like, what are they going to do at me? And then I go, motherfucker, see above. It's a pinned fucking comment on this meme. Ping me. Yeah, at myself. So I was at PT.

Yep. And then at the very end of the session, I saw that like 45 minutes ago, my friend Rachel from Brisbane, the artist, Sarah, that she texted me. Former dot comrades. Former dot comrades. We then moved to text. You graduated to text.

Graduated to text. Thank you. Elevated our relationship to text. And then like on the day that we were trying to get Taylor Swift tickets, we were FaceTiming. FaceTiming. That's another graduation. An unplanned FaceTime.

Pretty much as soon as you left, she called me and it was FaceTime. We tried to fly 15 minutes and she's like, cool, see ya. It was great. It was like amazing. Did she say, I'll let you go? She did. Yeah. Good girl.

And I really liked it. Anyway, so we're new friends and she was coming to Melbourne to go and watch Lizzo with her brother. Her brother ended up getting really sick, like pulled out at the last minute or whatever, and then he didn't come. Oh, and then he didn't arrive in Melbourne. And then so she messaged me at like 7.30. I didn't see it until 45 minutes later.

She's like, my brother can't come. Do you want to come to Lizzo tonight? Did you melt down? Well, I was already huffing and puffing from the gym, and then my heart started beating again. And I actually texted her back and I said, I don't think so. Because of course you wouldn't. I said to her, I don't think I can do a last minute concert.

That's too fun. It's too fun. That's not who I am. I actually don't know if you know me. I put on a big facade. I am not a fun person. I'm not a fun guy. Why do you think the initial – because, see, my initial reaction is to say yes and then cancel.

And then cancel. Yeah. But your initial reaction is to say no and then later on go, maybe I could have gone. Yeah. And then I get FOMO that I haven't gone. Yeah. So usually, same result, we're at home. Yeah.

But just different ways of doing gone. Yeah, so usually same result, we're at home, but just different ways of getting there. But anyway, so I messaged her straight back and I was like, nah, I think that's a bit too fun for me, haha, but whatever. Would love to see you while you're here. Sure. It's cool. Do you want to see me at Rod Laver Arena at 8pm? Tonight at 8pm.

And then I drove home, 20 minutes or whatever. I got home and I listened to Lizzo on the way home because I'd already said no, but I was like, maybe I just need to like prime. Yeah, and she's got the songs. They're bangers, yeah. And then I realised that I knew like song after song after song and I was like, fuck, she's so good.

Absolutely. It's insane. Anyway, I got home and Torbs was working from home and I was like, oh, do you want a coffee? He was like, yeah, yeah. I'm setting a kitchen, making a coffee. And I was like, oh, do you want a coffee? He was like, yeah, yeah. I'm setting a kitchen, making a coffee. And I was like, oh, Rachel messaged me before and asked if I wanted to go to Lizzo. He's like, oh, fuck yeah, that sounds fun.

What time is it? And I was like, oh, I actually said no. And he goes, mate, go. You'll have so much fun. She's one of your friends. Like, it'll be a great girls' night out regardless. Get you out of the house. Yeah, fucking get her out of here.

Well, he hasn't had Nando's in a while. He can get Nando's. Exactly. Anyway, so I like pump myself up and I text her and I'm like, you know what, actually, fucking YOLO. Does anyone say that anymore? I am coming. Like I'd love to come to Lizzo.

It sounds really fun. And then didn't hear anything from her for two and a half hours. Okay, so what's going through your mind? My first thought is you said no and she's messaged someone else. She's messaged someone else and gone, do you want this ticket? I'm going to leave this right now. And what an awkward situation. And then she goes, I've got two people on the hook.

Who do I cut loose? And then so she didn't reply and so I text again. Oh, my God. No, no. What are you doing for those two and a half? Are you pacing? Are you panicking? Well, I was on the phone to you for a little while,

and then I started working, and I was like, oh, well, if I am going to end up going tonight, I need to wash my hair, so I did that. And, like, it was just – Hot girl shit. Hot girl shit preparations. I'm like, because even if I don't end up going, when is washed hair a problem?

You never go to hair wash. Exactly. I've always said that. Also shave my legs, which is pretty good for me. Did you? i know i thought i'd get lucky um and then so i didn't hear back from her for two hours so then i decided to text again and i was like i'll read the message hang on wasn't she flying down yeah yep so she was in the sky but the text text was still blue. So I don't know. You know what I mean? I don't know what it really means.

I don't know what that stuff is. No one actually knows what it means. Sorry, I'm just going through our multitude of texts. Yeah. Really good friends. Really good friends. Sorry, there's actually quite a lot. I'd say you're overcompensating with the amount of texts.

This is the text block of like the eight messages I sent her. Oh, so you didn't just send one follow-up text. You sent eight texts. And then you sent another one going, oh, sorry. Oh, it's so embarrassing. Okay, you're hanging up now. Okay, I'll let you go. Yeah.

So I said, so at 8.31, I said, is a last minute concert too fun for me? Ha ha, I'm probably a no. And then 30 minutes later, after I'd driven home, I said, actually, oh, my God, no. I'm fun. I'd love to come. That would be so much fun. Would love to see you.

Think it would be great. And then two and a half hours later, I said, oh, actually, I assume you opened the offer to many people. Ha ha. And I'm not offended by that. If, like, no one else is taking the ticket, like, I'll take one. Next message. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why has Torb's not thrown your phone out the window by now? I'm listening. Please stop talking. Please stop texting. And then the last message is sorry for the internalized monologue. Yeah, yeah. Which is actually externalized because I was saying it outside my head. You should have texted that as well.

Yeah, should I send that now? Yeah. Anyway, and then let me just check. Yep, another hour after that, she said, hi, yay, nah, it's yours if you want it. I'm like, oh, has it taken her an hour to cancel on all the other girls she offered the ticket to? Anyway, and then I was like, oh, like, let me know how much I owe you for the ticket. And it was just like not cool and fun. Anyway, then we started talking about what we were going to wear,

where we were going to go for dinner beforehand. Anyway, it ended up being really, really fun. I went. I had a great time. We had a boogie. Was it like seating or are you standing up? GA. Whoa.

So this mamacita had a dance. How'd you go? Yeah, it was so fun. It was actually so fun. It turns out, as I have discovered, I love doing stuff. Yeah. You know when you feel really shit and you go, oh, yes, universally yes. We are well versed.

Everyone in their car just went, yeah, I do know that. Say more. You got me there. Guilty as charged. You know when you feel shit and someone goes like, and you're do know that. Say more. You got me there. Guilty as charged. You know when you feel shit and someone goes like, and you're really good for this, Ryan. If I go, oh, I'm just not feeling myself. And you go, oh, have you not been exercising?

Have you not gone for a walk? Have you been eating shitty food? And you know that there's probably like four to five normal common denominators for why you'd be feeling shit. And then someone goes, oh, if you go for a walk, you probably will feel a bit better. And you go, well, I fucking won't. And then you do it and then you're angry because it does help.

Yeah. Yeah. So I found out that I have always said I hate doing stuff. And then I did something and I was like, this is really fun. I'm really enjoying myself. And like it turns out that doing stuff is fun and it's all good. Breaking news, doing stuff's fun. So here's the thing.

Yeah. When I feel like shit, I guess what I'm, knowing what works doesn't mean it's easy to do. No, but that's what I mean. And someone goes, oh, have you drunk much? Remember when you went to Lizzo and had fun and you go, yeah, so do you want to come to this night? Well, obviously not.

And also because I don't say yes to things with you anymore because I know you'll cancel. Yeah. So, Ryan, you feel like shit. Yes, I do. You know exercising, eating right, and going and doing something will make you better. Yeah, I do.

So I'll get a zinger and stay at home. Yeah, and drink negative water. Like I'll take water out of my body. Yeah. I'll have Coca-Cola but take out the water part and just the syrup, please. Literally just pump the syrup in my mouth. Have you had the Red Bull cans in Asia where it's like before it's mixed? No.

It's just the stuff. So it's like a little vial and you just fucking put it right in your vein. Yeah. So you're like, yeah, dehydrate me like that, put a burger in me and I will not exercise for a week. And I'm like, why don't I feel better? Yeah, that's weird because I said last week I didn't feel well and I will not exercise for a week. And I'm like, why don't I feel better? Yeah, that's weird. That is strange.

Because I said last week I didn't feel well and I still don't. But I love this new Tony. Thank you. I love it. Do you think it was the fringe? I actually do. Couldn't agree more. I actually do.

And I wore a real hot outfit. This picture. I saw it. Was there an exposed leg I saw? When did you see that? I saw an Instagram story of an exposed lodged leg. So this isn't good enough for Instagram, but I'll show it to you. What does that mean?

That is good enough for Instagram. Do you reckon? Stop gatekeeping that shit. Zoom in, baby. Zoom in a little further. No. Yeah, it's hot girl shit, especially in an elevator. Thanks, guys.

I really appreciate that. But, yes, I looked hot, felt hot especially in an elevator. Thanks, guys. I really appreciate that. But yeah, so I looked hot, felt hot, had fun with my girlfriend. Fuck yeah. Like, it was great. Great. I'm just really proud of myself for going. Was there a... A dinner beforehand?

No, like afterwards. Did you like... Did she like drop you off or was it like a smooch or something? She did drop me off. So we ended up like walking up. Did you come upstairs for... A little nightcap. Yeah.

So we walked all the way down Olympic Boulevard to try and get away from the traffic. Then we found a taxi and then she dropped me off before she went back to her hotel and... That's hot girl shit. That's hot girl shit. It was hot girl shit. Yeah, it was really fun.

My love to see it, besides that, obviously... Besides that. ...is a new... You know how I'm a sucker for like those oddly satisfying sort of videos? Oh, like the pimple poppers and stuff. I love pimple popper. I'm into foot shaving at the moment where they get the callus off. My new obsession is carpet shaving videos.

Yeah, what about the drapes? I'm not even kidding. Have a look at the video. I sent you. Okay, hang on. So basically when you've got an old rug and they get like, you know, like fur balls and tufts and whatever. Yeah, they start to peel and whatever.

Yeah, that's what I was looking for. And then so it's like this really fine razor and they kind of across the top and it just makes the carpet new. And so if you've got a rug with a design on it or something, it just takes all those bits and pieces off and it's like a fresh new rug. Tony's watching it now. Oh. Fuck, that's good.

Oh, that's making me horny a little bit. How are they not digging right in? How do they get it so fine? Yeah, they've done well there. But how much did carpet shaving not, was not a part of your life earlier and now you're like, what? Is this like something I could subscribe to? Surely.

Would people like if we did a reaction? That is like, imagine just like sitting down and watching that. It's like so soothing. Yeah. That would put you to sleep. Yeah. Do you reckon we could do a reaction video of just satisfying shit? Or is that a bit slow and boring?

No, it's hot. I like that. Is that hot shit? Because it opens a whole new world for people. I didn't know that that was a thing. But imagine you go, oh, what's the latest Tony and Ryan video on YouTube? Subscribe, like and subscribe. And then you go, oh, it's a satisfying compilation.

And then you go, I don't know about the carpet shaving. One of my favourite satisfying videos is watching cakes being iced. Because you know how they just are so quick and they just do all this. And they make it look so easy. And with the spinning wheel. They make it look like anyone could do it. And they can't. No, because we made a cake during the live stream and they can't.

Not anyone can. No. That wasn't that bad, but no, it's not easy. What do you love to see? Well, this feels like such a disappointment, but I don't know if it's a love to see it yet, but I have to talk about it. Okay.

You shared this on your Instagram story as well. I've been sending it about 9,567 times. Hungry Jacks, which is like Burger King in Australia, controversially have just released their version of a mashie. And it has a way shitter name. It's called a gravy tato. That's not good. Who's like their marketing department needs to call me up and I'll fucking

hit that up because that's a mess. I'm pretty sure KFC doesn't own the word mashies. If they were going to like, you know what I mean? Even if they do, as if mashies is taken. Gravy Tato. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? That's just not the second option. Gravy Tato.

No. I don't even know what that means. I know what it is and I don't know what that means. That's just awful. So it's like a mashy with gravy on the inside. I'm going to have to try it and maybe I'll report back on my Instagram stories or something. Can we report back real soon and do a new breeds order or something? Oh. Cam, don't write that down.

Order it now. Should we do a tomorrow show? Oh, and we'll order it and then we can report back during your love to see it tomorrow. And we'll tell you whether we did love to see it or not. To be continued. To be continued. See you tomorrow. And we'll tell you whether we did Love to See It or not. To be continued. To be continued. To be continued. See you tomorrow.

Bye. Love you, bye.