Toni and Ryan - Spreading Jizzmas Cheer

Episode Date: December 7, 2025

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Somebody has said, let's make our own Christmas ornaments. It looks like a bunch of cums. Did you also run to the comment section? Because I've picked my favourite. Siemens greetings. Santa has come and gone. Woo, ho, ho! That's the funniest thing I've said earlier!

Hi, I'm Dole from Ban Switzerland. I'm Holly from Oxford here in the UK. I'm Teresa Casper from Nebraska, USA. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to a brand new week This is Tony This is the Tony and Ryan podcast And two amazing things have happened

Since we've spoken last And they're both about me You'll love to say it Who else would they be bad First of all A round of applause Tony's fringe is back Ladies and gentlemen

It is back It is back I've got some questions about that But the second thing Yeah We'll come back to the hair Because something else crazy Just happened

We've just learned That Tony made a McLemore Parity Parity whilst working in the Dally at Coles I've been doing parodies My whole life This is my shit Let's hear it from the top

All right I'm gonna cut some ham Only got one day On the use bye I'm cutting looking for the chicken where's the fucking oven yeah that's so good thank you so much crazy and because my friend Lauren and I my BFF and I we worked together who back in the day well do you know what FF means yeah I don't think you do

how to use by like the ham anyway no best friends forever while that ham still good BFF in the deli you know yeah but I was really good friends with her and her brother and we all went to school together and stuff yeah and so we used to record heaps of videos in the deli like we made vines and we like um there if on my Facebook there's definitely still like old chicken videos of me being like hot hot chickens fresh tasty I want to know Charles have we found this I'm trying to find I can find your chicken video they come up every year oh no that's me eating chicken that's because my friend Sean said that I couldn't eat nine pieces for nine dollars at lunchtime

And I fucking did. And I was the bet there because Sean just sounds like he lost nine bucks. He paid for the chicken, yeah. We were uni students. Yeah, that's a good deal. Can we, oh,

challenge me that to that today? Yeah. Oh, no, I wonder if I could do it. But yeah, so we used to make parodies all the time and I'd be on the microphone like Sprook and the Hot Chickens. Yeah.

But I'd always like make up a song. Um, and this video, these videos come up all the time. I mean, I know, it's not on my car. I get, go. Hot, tasty. Hey. Hey, hey, chickens, hot, tasty.

I want to know how much you are. Oh, so this is going out to the people. That's right, everybody. We've got chickens in the deli for just $8 each. Hot from the harbour. There's so many of those. There's so many of those on my Facebook. Well, there's our next year's worth of reels.

Just post them. I remember doing like a rap about bacon. It was like... A bacon wrap? was a bacon wrap fuck what was the bacon wrap hey bacon

who thick cut yeah we used to do it all the time and we used to we used to hashtag them because this was Facebook videos then that was the thing

that was the shit and we used to hashtag them hashtag Ellen or bust thinking that we'd get on Ellen because of our chicken videos I was in the That is so good. Yeah, see, I just, yeah.

Question. And I'm asking and like, don't ask a question if you don't, if you're not prepared to hear the answer, you know? Oh, wow. God, what are you going to ask me? Did you have more fun working in the dally at Coles, Maddington than you do have, then working at Tony and Ryan? No. Because the thing about working in a deli, and I hope that everybody can sound off about this because it is just the most real thing, you are always wet. And like, I'm always

pretty wet here too, but in like a different way. When you work in a deli, you are just soaked all the time. Like wet on the outside? You're just, yeah. And your socks are always wet. Why? Because you're always cleaning something. There's water everywhere. I used to slip over all. I mean, I slip over now too. There's sounds pretty close actually now. Yeah. Um, no, I did, um... Because in between the songs you had to actually work at the dally. Yeah. So you're seeing up the highlight real.

And isn't social media, just a highlight real, really. You know? And that's what people are saying. Yeah, well, if I... Kids are getting kicked off social media. Did you see that they already cut matter off last week? Really, they're gone? Like early?

Because the date is like the 10th, which is Thursday. But that last week, they already cut kids off, um, doing Instagram and Facebook. It's already done. Well, it's been nice having you guys here, children. Yeah. so true um now tony the fringe is back yeah thank you so much how's everything at home oh my no so so i think that naturally when people go i think i'm going to get a fringe you go oh welfare check or if your best friend text you and says i think i want a fringe you go should we catch up

come out for a coffee sweetheart how's going do you want me to look after the kids for a bit yeah do you need a break um and so when i was talking to my hairdresser and i said i need a book a haircut. Like I'm really just like ready for a change. I said to her, I'm thinking I want to do the fringe again. I'm ready. I've had a big year away from the fringe. And I'm not saying that the fringe is the reason that I broke my foot. But you're not saying it's not the reason. I'm just going to put that out there. I just think that maybe there is some correlation. Me, not having a fringe meant that I broke my foot. How many times in your life have you broken your foot whilst having a fringe? Zero. And I'm a darted girl. And you know that.

I don't know that. Looks at her Spotify wrapped. Yeah. I'm actually a data scientist. And I said to her, when people come in to get their hair done and they go, I'm thinking a fringe, do you kind of ask a few questions? Like, as a hairdresser, is it your duty to kind of go, are we sure about the fringe? I think it is.

And she said her go-to is love it. Have you had a fringe before? that's her way around it because if they go yeah I have and it's just grown out then she goes great you're not going to walk out of here say you love it and then crime the car yeah uh which we've all done now I don't we've all done we've all done it I don't want to get overly dramatic and like surround us in red tape and paperwork no and you wouldn't should you need a permission slip from your psychologist before getting your first fringe I think so yeah as someone who is has been a fringe wearer, I would say, for 60 to 70% of my life.

That's big numbers. I reckon I've probably, I've had a fringe for a really long time. And I've loved data for even longer. Yeah. And so I said to my headdress of Raquel, I'm like, look, are you double-checked with people? And then I said, is it the opposite for me? And she said, funnily enough, yeah. When you say to me, no, I think I'm going to let my fringe grow out.

She goes, oh, okay. So, but for me, when she's like, you're getting a fringe, you're back on. So now that we know this and we're being self-aware and we head out of 2020 thrive and into 2020 Twix, yep. If, say, next March, you kind of go, I think I might just grow up back. Might just leave it. Did Charles and I need a kind of? I think so.

Yeah. I think so, because for some reason, it means I'm not feeling hot. And so. Because when I don't feel hot, then I go, I'll just grow my fringe out. Just like, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. So, but because I, because I know we're going to ask. Feeling hot.

Do you know what I mean? You're looking hot. You're feeling hot. Tasting hot. Thank you. Charles. What were you going to say? Well, it's just like your classic look, like your striped shirt. Like, you're back.

I am wearing stripes at the moment. Yeah. Thank you. Classic look. Okay. And your glasses as well. Wow. But I guess what I'm getting at is if, if Charles and I ask a few questions next March.

Yeah. Are you going to be like, well, it's, it's tough to hear. But I did agree. Yeah. That you should ask. Yes. You know what I'm saying? No, no, I agree to that.

That's fine. And you can click this up and play it to me when I go. Oh, I'm sure the tarples will be right on foot before any of our way. But also, maybe if I say it, it's because I'm not having a great time. So maybe you should be gentle. I think that's fair. Yeah, no, very fair. That's fair.

Well, yeah, welfare checks aren't usually. Oh, so you're feeling shit, I are? Yeah. No fringe. Yeah. You fucking ugly bitch. Yeah. Being depressed suitor you.

so true so true turns out for me though it's the opposite yeah i think that i know that i've said being not depressed doesn't suit you you not yeah i love it was that too many negative no no no no i loved it okay but i think like i said earlier in the year or maybe a couple of weeks ago um i'm into technically earlier in the year um data girl data girl um you know earlier in the year and I got a coffee. Do you know what we were talking about yesterday, actually? Like classic corporate sayings and the one that keeps getting flown around via email at the moment is, could we get, could we look at that this side of Christmas?

I think I brought it up last week. I copped my first, maybe we'll get to that next year. Yeah, you and I were on the phone. And I went, oh, that's my first one of the season. And happy Christmas to you too? What would you like to get to this before Christmas? I've done it all. What more is there?

So true. Like, do you actually know what I mean? Yesterday, I bought a dress online, hasn't arrived yet. A son-guess? It's, yeah, bitch. And it's white, and it's covered in embroidered bananas. It is the cutest dress I've ever seen in my life, and I can't wait for it to my life. And guess what?

No sleeves. Get the fuck out. You wouldn't, would you? What is the opposite of a well- welfare check. But like if we have to put a word on it. I don't know. Let's make one now.

What's a word that means check? Credit card. Or instead of check, it's savings. Like check savings or credit. Yeah, I think you're using the wrong word check. Oh. Because it's like... Check in.

Yeah. Check out. Sorry, I'm just so excited. Oh, Tony is having a good time. We should have a sleigh checkout. That's what I reckon they call it at Aldi. They go, oh, you've gone through the sleigh checkout. I met someone the other day.

No way. And she is a brand ambassador for Aldi. Oh, yeah. And she said to a group of people, I'm the brand ambassador for Aldi. Yeah. And then someone else goes, oh, so did they give you the car? And then she had to go

Aldi Not Audi And I No offence to any Audi drivers And I don't think you'd be offended by this Nothing could bring me down You could fucking hit me with a trank gun And I'd keep going today

Charles get my gun Trank gun Trank gun I would be just as impressed If not more impressed Being an Aldi ambassador Me too than an Audi ambassador.

Me too. But the way the person said it. And then she goes no Aldi and they went, oh. Yeah. And then she was like, oh. What are they the fucking ambassador of? Yeah. Being a.

Yeah, being the ambassador of the welfare checkout. All right, Tony, while you're buying sundressers. Yeah. It's hot. Maybe no sound, but just describe what's happening in this video. All right. I've only just got no one. Oh, my God.

I have seen this. Okay, here we go. Here we go. The craft queen has arrived. Just opening. Hang on. Okay. So somebody has said,

let's make our own Christmas ornaments. They have hot glue guns like some little stripies and then hung them on the tree. The idea... Yeah. Tell them the idea versus reality. The idea is that they kind of look like little hanging icicles. Mm.

Like little like... um like crystal snow kind of vibe it looks like a bunch of cums did you also run to the comment section because i picked my favorite i broke my foot again running to that fucking comment section uh 23000 comments on it that is crazy seaman's greetings uh hos says oh jismos tree oh gismos tree uh aunt says it appears it appears it appears Santa's sack is now empty. Oh, what about, what about, um, oh, the tree loves getting covered in cum. It must be a, oh, well, oh, well.

That's not a comment. I just made that up. That, you are thriving. Thanks. I'm not ready for 2020 tweaks because I'm still in 2020 thrive. Lauren said Santa came down more than a chimney, it seems. Santa has come and gone. Josh.

Oh, well, the tree is. decorated that's a load off my mind someone else said i think this can be done without a glue gum that was mattie acton actually and josh says it gives i'm dreaming of a white christmas a whole new meaning i love what i will say as a craft girl i do love the thought i think it's really original original like you know know it's a new idea we're not always seeing new ideas i think that's something like a little bit some would argue it's the original idea you know wow wow wow wow wow that's beautiful stuff thank you yeah that's adam neve shit he did it yeah and here we all are yeah i'd love

i'd love an apple i hope he's washed his hands though oh i've to fucking spray in that business street like it's on fire oh get the hose sweetheart oh i think it's fucking something wrong with it that's my boy voice sorry I just had an imagination of Santa referring to his cock as the hose and he would too

the ho ho hoes that's the funniest I've said earlier hi I'm Holly from Oxford here in the UK I'm Tracy Casper from Nebraska USA I'm Joel from

band Switzerland and you're listening to Tony and right A massive shout out to a few of our champions Dupions from the Padreon For over the next two weeks I'm going to try and get as many people through as I can Because I'm like

Do you want to get them out while singing to a tune? I did. Okay, so I did actually think about this. Do you want to name a Christmas song And I'll try and do that? 12 days of Christmas. On the first day of Christmas. Well, the ideas you would say the names.

No, no, I know, but I've got a plan. Of course you do. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. Kayla Dubell, Ashley, Sloan, Kling, Big Muff Morgan, Michaela B, B, emoji, anarchist, Spanicus, P, H, Nicole, Fair Brother, Luke, Luke, Dunkley, Zang, Thomas, Emily, Rhineland D. That's all the names that I have, sorry. and a partridge in a Ronan Dee.

Nice. Did Ronan Dee twice, three times. I reckon now that we know how many names we can fit into that song. Get a few more in. I will. Because I'd love to get that in this side of Christmas. So if you're waiting for your shoutouts coming. If you think someone at your work hates you, I know why.

Why? It's not because they look. Is Charles doing this to me? Should I be working? maybe oh now most people think it's like they're looking down on me but it's actually because they're jealous what that's why people are mean in the workplace because they're jealous of you is this a study or is this you just realized i've studied yeah okay for example tony remember um the day that you got more instagram followers than our

our old boss and she just stopped talking to you. Yeah. Then I got bullied and I had to leave. She stopped not talking to you to bully. Yeah. And then... Would return to the silent treatment. Yeah.

Yeah. I've had some great bosses in the past day. Yeah. I just heard someone over there. It was me. Now, because of jealousy is what I'm getting at. Sure. So because you are a darted girl.

As you know. You would be aware that the data suggests that you are about to overtake me on Instagram. I have heard that from the data guy. Yeah. Not because I checked it, but because someone told me. Now, knowing what you've been through in the past. Yeah, sure. I just thought it's like the mature and respectful thing to do

is to give you the heads up that I will be treating you the same. Oh, great. Yeah. Oh, okay. I'll give you an example. Give me a question. Sorry, don't have a phone. Hey, Ryan, we actually need to record a podcast.

What are you going to hang up on me? That's happened. So just a bit of HR chat Okay Yeah Okay well I would like to maybe Enter into the record That I'm going to start removing followers

Just to keep under Because I would never want to make you feel emasculated by me Thank you I'll unfollow you Thank you so much I actually I've got an update Is that Ryan also is about to start his own TikTok And we're all really excited about it

Stay tuned for the handle update. And it's because Ryan very generously sacrificed his own personal TikTok to be our group TikTok, the Turning and Run podcast. And so now he has to start on zero. Isn't that a humbling? 2020 humbling. It doesn't quite rhyme with six, but I'm working on it.

That won't be my first one. I think the first one might be the first Twix of the year. Just an idea. Maybe you'll start before that. Dust off the old cobwebs, but very exciting stuff. Got more followers on and... Yeah, you're about 600,000 ahead there.

I've had a head start, like four years. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I had a head start before I... Yeah. Hey, you don't have... It's okay. Don't lash out.

I will. My new account for go follow at Ryan lashes out. That's good. I'd love to do a hot take, but... Yeah, I was actually... All that was just padding. So someone who's probably jealous of you. So we can just talk about my hair in the meantime.

Oh. What's he? Where are he? Is he about to poo? What's he do? Charles. Oh, the Christmas edition. Oh, the Christmas edition.

Oh. But did you still get the cape? No. Just put it around the chair or something. I like the, I like the cape. Let me. Thank you, Charles.

That's wonderful effort. On a Monday. I'm also not going to put this on my head as I'm sure that you can all aggrase a good idea. Yeah, because my hair looks so perfect. But what I will do is I will fuck this like a puppet. it really looks like you're up Santa's hose how else

I have a hot take It's Santa's cock Oh Sorry On Monday's hot take Tony delivers a hot take And ladies and gentlemen Here she is

I have a hot take so hot That we are going to need to turn the aircon on And I fucking mean that literally, because my hot take is that cinemas used to be much colder. You've been scorched. Why am I sweating while I'm watching Wicked Part 2? I thought cinemas were the coldest place in the world besides the walk-in freezer at Coles. Oh, and isn't that a relief?

Such a relief. What's the walk-in freezer at Coles? Do you mean when you work there? No, like where all the frozen stuff is? is. But that's not a walk-in Fraser. Yeah, but from the back it is. Because that's where they put the stuff on the shelf.

Yeah, so when you work there. What is your fucking LinkedIn profile? No. Should I add my years at colds to my LinkedIn? Why is it not on there? Deli slut. Why is it not on there? I don't know.

I think it was pre-linked in. Hang on. What's going on at the cinema? Okay, sorry. So, they used to be so cold and I feel like you would sit there and you could kind of snuggle up and it would be like a really beautiful experience. Or in a hot day, how do we escape the heat? That would be where you went.

Let's go catch a fucking movie. But now they're warm. And I don't know what's going on at big cinema. I don't know if they're worried about a power bill. I don't know if they're worried about cold nipples. But I've just got to say, bring back the cold nip in the cinema. So true. I should not be sweating while I'm watching Wicked Part 2.

Absolutely not. In fact, get some, if you worried about power, get some solar on top of them cinemas. Lord knows they're the biggest fucking buildings ever. Ice that shit down. I just don't know. Why they got so cheap. I said it. I just don't really understand why they've turned the aircon off across the globe in the cinema.

When was the last time you went to the cinema? You probably can't remember because you were so hot. That's why I can't remember. When was the last time you went to the cinema? I don't think I've been to the cinema this year. I brought you a gold class voucher for your birthday two years ago. Did you use that? I went and watched Tenet.

You did too. Yeah. Thank you. And I love Christmas. The last time I went to the cinema is maybe when we went to Brisbane and watched Harry Potter Oh shit

Was that pre-tenant But yeah Would have been that era Fucking hell, yeah Well I mean I just went to the cinema and watched Wicked Yeah And then before that

It was watching the first Wicked But I also like Don't leave the house as much You've been doing some movies And some drive-ins and some stuff I've been doing lots of stuff Yeah I'm getting out of the house a lot

But I just don't know Why it's so warm in there now should we head down to Northland today to a bit of a recie get a boost juice and go up because they've got cinemas there upstairs and then go up there

they don't have a gold class there but it is a good cinema oh but when you're in Northland you just that is the gold class is this like a Scoop John investigation I think it is you need to go to three different cinemas

and report on the temperature are there three good movies out at the moment because Scoop John can claim them on tax if it's for a story yeah no so true um you could just what is out of the moment we could two yeah uh zootopia too did you see that zootopia fucking blue wicked out of the really yes it's been like the biggest box office hit oh fuck there's a biggest animated hit in like 10 years or something yeah bigger than what was the feelings one inside out too yeah yeah that was pretty big as well yeah it's like

it done some crazy numbers because it's the sequel the first one came out in like 2016 maybe or something 556 million over its five day Thanksgiving weekend like absolutely unreal like the highest movie for ages no it's dream works I think oh scandal yeah well like it's the opposite one it's like not Disney yeah it's the worst to Coles yeah yeah um I just I reckon though that Disney is Disney is it yeah oh i actually did not know that there you go obviously because i didn't say that um i would say though and this is just this is unfounded but this is my theory is that because you know how in the last few years people are like oh well the reason that the box office isn't going so hot

cinemas aren't doing so well is because of like covid people are a bit anxious it's the temperature it's the ac turn the ac on and people will go back to the cinema mark my fucking words It's timestamp right now. And if you come back to this, you'll go, she was fucking right. I'm going to get a Pulitzer for this. What is a Pulitzer? Google that. A Pulitzer Prize.

Isn't that for books? No. We could write about this topic. I'm going to get a Nobel Peace Prize for increasing the piece in the cinema. Is that what they give them out for? What do they do? I mean, we know who was nominated this. year. Oh, I don't think it's that art.

Oh, but was he nominated by as someone other than himself? Oh, so true. Yeah. He's like, I'm also nominated by me. I nominate me. Yeah. Oh, you are really sounding like my old boss. Charles, what's a Pulitzer Prize? It's for, uh, journalism, arts and letters. Journalism about the cinema. 100%. Yeah. I've won that. That's in the bag. Pull the Pulitzer towards her.

Politzer? I hardly know. So, huge day for me. That's huge. Thank you so much, Charles. Thank you, Charles. That's huge news. Yeah, it's a big day. Last Thursday on the show, well, after the show in the episode, Fred, we said,

what's something fun that's happened to in the last two weeks? Because we talked about our two-week highlights. Yeah. Yeah. And so my love to see it is just some of the great ones that have come through. Oh, beautiful. Ashley Barrett, Tapa Ashley Barrett, said, falling in love with my newborn. She's now three weeks old.

Holy molly, what a great fortnight it's been. Falling in love with my newborn, that is so. And a shout out to a little tarpa Luna. Luna. That's pretty. That's a real great name. Tony, actually, I don't know if this is not the best thing that's happened in the last two weeks or just something else she said on the episode thread now that I read it. That's really funny, but I want to hear it.

It's about me bleeding up my asshole. Very, yeah. It's asshole adjacent. Yeah. Because I was shitting blood in case you missed it. I didn't miss it. Tony said, another Tony said, the squatty potty does work. Yes.

Yeah, but she's got a yes and. Oh. If you, now let's just all be adults for a bit. Not counting fiber, we're just lashes for you. Yeah. You know, sometimes you just can't quite get it out. Yeah. Oh my God.

Is this the push inside the vagina against the asshole? No. No, never heard that. All right. I feel like I've opened a can of worms here and I've just got to continue. So if you do have a bit of poo stuck in your butt, instead of straining, the best thing to do for vagina havers is use your thumb

and push on the back wall, like towards the anus, push on the wall of the vagina, and it will pop the last bit of poops out. It's really something. I've been doing that for years. And then the other day I see a TikTok about it, and I go, where the fuck have you been, bitch? Do you know what I mean?

She's getting viral of something. I've been pushing my vagina wall for heaven's nose out long. Have we got a bar of soap travesty on our hands here? Do you reckon? No, you just push towards the anus into the wall of the vagina, put your thumb into the vagina, push and pops out. So it doesn't like just drag out, it pops out. Well, normally it's a hard bit you're trying to get out.

So true. But because you shouldn't strain. That, mixed with the squatty potty, wow, wow, wow, good day. Pull it's a prize, I reckon. Poole it's up. Fuck, I'm having a good day. Would you like to hear Tony's thing? Now, this might save your thumb.

Oh, she's fucking on the toilet. No, sorry, I'm going to stop guessing. Great idea. Yeah. Sorry about that. It's so much less than everything you've just said. Yeah. She said if it's stuck, you need to moo.

Because when you go, move. Move. Moo like a cow. Because when you do that, all the energy is like, like do a moo and feel what contracts. It might be a bit risky. Mooh. Yeah. Yeah, I get it.

Okay. Should I try mowing on my boyfriend? I don't think you get what the... Oh, it's not the vagina, it's just the asshole. I don't know, because if you... Nah, it's hitting both, I feel. Yeah, okay. Jimmy to moo on you, we'll see.

I'd love that. So imagine you're in like a public toilet, and you just hear, me, mhm, and then like it, mur, oh, there it is. You hear, m'r. It did it! You did it! That's amazing. Soundscape.

It was in Austin Powers, but it's like, Who does number two work for? Also... I love that that wasn't actually the right comment for you to read out, and it's let us down this amazing path. You wouldn't have known about me pushing against my rear vaginal wall, otherwise. I don't think I've ever heard the term rear vaginal wall.

I don't know that it is something people are saying. accept me. Shea Walsh. Oh. After all that we've just said, this is going to feel underwhelming. But I feel like we'd need to give it the respect. Okay. Hi, Shea.

I got a new windshield. Had a huge crack for two weeks. Now I don't. That's awesome. Yeah. And safe. So true. Because having a cracked windscreen is like super dangerous.

Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Yep. Good on you, Shay. Good on you. I've pretty love to see it here from your vagina wall. Jessica Levine.

sent this story and it's also baby related there must be something in the water um Jessica said I just had a baby in July and I wanted to thank Tony and Ryan for helping me name her oh thank you for helping conceive her oh yeah and we did we gave it a good crack when my husband and I run our honeymoon two years ago it was around the same she was listening to the podcast it was around the same time we jumped on the bandwagon of the matilda's soccer team they were in the what was it the world club with the world cup or whatever world club they're in the world club was it the world cup yeah Yeah.

So I can't even remember. I was on it and off it so fast. Yeah. We both kept saying their name and then we were saying like the Tilly's and Jess said the name just kept ringing my head of like how cute the name was and the Aussie accent apparently really helped. Oh, okay. And so she said to her husband like, oh, in the future, when we want to have a baby like,

for a girl, how do you feel about the name, Matilda? And Jess's husband was like, oh, I absolutely love it. I love it too. And love the name the movie as well. Yeah. So they found out they were having a girl and they gave birth in July.

And she says, I just want to thank you so much for naming our daughter. You're welcome. Huge. Huge. And send our love to baby Tilly. Matilda would be,

it was like top five baby names. I love the name Matilda as well. Yeah. And for those playing along at home when Tony discovered I was adopted, her first question was, do you know Matilda? no i said do you know madeline oh then what's matilda matilda's not an orphan what's matilda

you're thinking about annie annie is the orphan no you're thinking of madeline you're thinking of madeline then who's matilda matilda she's a little girl she has really abusive parents and she danny devedo yes yeah yeah is that not madeline no madeline is the um 12 little girls in two straight lines the smallest one was madeline they live in a house covered in vines in france every time you've said Madeline I've thought of Matilda since I've met you because you're right

as soon you just said the both of them No way! Yeah So all this time you weren't thinking of the little French girl Madeline with the dog called Genevave No I was thinking She rescues her from the sand I was thinking of the guy that ate all the cake

because the lady was mean Bruce Bogotter Yeah Miss Trunchpool Yeah what movie is that? Matilda I thought that was Madeline That's Madeline

That's Mataline That's Matilda They're the same movie Okay, go back to the Matilda poster, Charles. Do we not look exactly the same? Yeah. Are you, Matilda? I get that a lot.

Do you? Yeah, actually, people send me this a lot and go, you look just like it. Well, that's was me as a child. Yeah, I'm Mara Wilson. Also, they're married in real life. I can't believe, they're actually not married anymore, but it is a really beautiful story. Danny DeVito fully supports Ria Pelman.

They still live together but they're not married anymore. Like he like financially supports her because she's a bit older and stuff but he's still working on it's always sunny. Yeah. So he's like still making fucking crazy money. He's good on that show isn't it?

I love Danny DeVito. Anyway though, Mudline, different to Matilda. That's crazy. That is actually going to take me a bit just to... I can't believe that you've been thinking they're the same thing.

Just to get my head around. You should watch Madeline, though. It's definitely one of my favorite, like, universes, characters, because there was a TV show, there's books, there's that film that Charles just showed us the, and it's got the girl, Hattie something, is the chick who plays Madeline, and, yeah, she gets kidnapped, it's very good. Oh, spoilers. I can't talk about Splitsville, but you can fucking...

That's because you go, no, we can't get into spoiler chat again on this show. I'm absolutely love to see everybody. The main character kind of looks like one of my mates. Yeah. Okay. We'll be back tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow an investigation. Oh.

Into people with burner accounts. And I'm talking about multiple people in this office. And I'm talking about a lot of tarppers. Watch this space. Love you. Thank you for listening. I'm watching. Yeah.

Thumbs up to you. And please roast Ryan for not knowing that Madeline and Matilda were two different women. And please roast only for thumbing her vagina to poo. Love you, bye.