Toni and Ryan - Stick My Sock in a Generator

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

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Hey Ryan, I hope that you're already having a great day. You're about to have a great day because we are calling, say like TARP royalty almost. TARP royalty. A frequent commenter. I thought you were going to just end on freak there. A real freak. Freak. Guru orange commentator.

Katarina Schmiers. A real freak. Good orange commentator. Katarina Schmizz. Schmizz. Oh God. She's good on a bagel, isn't she? Bagel comedy. Schmizz. Schmizz.

How you doing? I'm doing super well. How are you guys? I cannot believe super well. How are you guys? I cannot believe we're talking to you on the phone. I know, a celebrity. It's crazy. Oh, please. You guys are the celebrities.

Not just me, not Ryan. I'm learning a lot more about Katarina Schmier as time goes on. I don't think I knew that Katarina Schmier was Australian. Can I just put that out there? Uh, sorry. Wrong continent. Diamond Creek. Diamond Creek. Alth put that out there? Uh, sorry, wrong continent. Diamond Creek. Diamond Creek.

Altham College, mate. Yeah. Apologies. Represent. Represent. So long. And Tony, what do we know about Altham College versus Altham High where I went? What's the difference?

Not the same demographic, not the same fees and not the same end job. So Katarina Schmieres went to the good fancy expensive school and I went to the one that was free down the road. Yeah. Well, you didn't have to wear shoes. I'm sure my parents are really proud with that one. Yeah. Good choice for them.

Now, where do you work? You don't have to say the name, but give Tony a clue about where you work. Well, I work for the world's biggest lock company that most people have literally never heard of. The world's biggest lock company. What's locked? Like lotto? Like locked, like lock, like lock your front door.

Oh! Oh my God, do you actually, because I need a new front door. Yes, that's right. Oh my God! I was like, wait for it. Oh my God, Schmirz, can you get me a new front door? Well, we can get in touch. Oh, well, wait for it. Oh my God. Schmirz, can you get me a new front door?

We can get in touch. Oh, well we'll take this offline. We'll take this offline. Cause I'm not going to announce to all these suckers what kind of luck I've got. Everyone will be trying to break into my house. But Tony's been a bit unlucky with the front door. And then I saw this and I went, oh, oh, oh.

And can I just say to everybody listening and even to Ryan, that this is as much for Ryan as it is for me, because every time he comes over he goes, oh, that fucking door again. Yeah, that's true. I'll pay half. Yeah. We'll go halves like neighbors in a fence. Yeah. Good neighborhood chat on the Tony and Ryan show today. Katarina, will you approve today's episode? Of course I will. Legends. We love you, Katarina, will you approve today's episode? Of course I will.

Legend. We love you, Katarina Schmiers. Hi, this is Katarina Schmiers from Melbourne, Australia, and I approve this episode. Guys, welcome to a Wednesday. A fucking miracle has gone down this morning. How's it? I think so. Okay. I sent an email that said, guys, for a whip, which apparently now means work in progress

and not whoosh. And in the email I spelt, this is WIPP, not whooch-er. Spelt W-A-T-O-O-O-O-H or something. And everyone's marveling at my spelling in the office. And what a beautiful day. No, so the spelling of whooch was amazing. Thank you. And that is what I was coming to tell you. Thank you very much.

However, though, WIPP obviously is W-I--P, WIP is W-H-I-P. But what I was about to tell Sophie is that I actually had to talk to Ryan once because he sent out a bunch of WIP invites to like people we were working with and like people that were working for like a few freelancers like Francois Video Guy, that kind of thing, that all said whip, like WHIP. And I said, you actually can't send that to humans that work for you. Because I thought a whip, I didn't think it, I didn't know it meant work in progress, WIP.

He just thought it was the word whip. Like we're just gonna whip around the room. We're gonna whip around the room. Which does actually make sense. Like I'll give you that, that does make sense. Franco, producer Cam, RIP, Tony. Let's have a quick whip. And Tony's like, stop sending out these whips. You actually legally can't keep sending that to people.

Whipin' the boys. Maybe that's what it is. Whipin' those freelancers into shape. Yeah. So that's been redacted. You cleared that all up before. Yeah. So now I know that whip WIP is work in progress and it doesn't require a H. Do you reckon I should dress up like a cowboy? Yes. Thank you. I'll do it for the Friday show. I'm really into the cowboy emoji right now.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. I've said it to a few people. How come? Any reason? I don't know. It just is a bit like, aah! A bit random. What's the emotion that the emoji is? I think it's a bit like, fuck it. Cowboy world. Yeah.

Yeah. You put that bad boy on the end of a risky text like Yahoo. Howdy partner. I've never, are you a real cowboy? Cause I'm, what you gonna do about boys and girls? I've never seen. That's what I say. seen that's the energy that I bring to the function. In the next season of Yellowstone because I, I'm using that hat that you brought back from America. I don't know if it even made it.

Yeah. Also, I'm pretty sure Kevin Costner left Yellowstone to do a show. That's the exact same. Same. I read that the other day. I was like, Oh, so Yellowstone to do a show that's the exact same thing as Yellowstone. I read that the other day. I was like, oh, sorry, Yellowstone. Yeah. It's like, I've got this brand new project. I'm like, is it brand new or is it the same one? And I haven't watched Yellowstone.

So when I said that to Torbs, I wasn't doing a bit. I'm like, oh, so that's, that's that show, isn't it? And he goes, pretty much. And I was like, no, no, is it the same show? And he was like, no, it's actually not. So you want to hear some crazy industry chat? Oh, always. Cowboy emoji.

Because I think people come to this cowboy for the Hollywood scoops. Oh, you're going to have to leave that with me for a moment. You're going to have to leave that with me for a moment. You get out to leave that with me for a moment. So even the term Hollywood Scoops is a lot, isn't it? Because we're obviously doing a radio show in 1997. ScoopLar.com.au. So Kevin Costner turns down a crazy amount of money to do the next season of Yellowstone, which he is the star of. He's like, I'm out. My character,

I don't know if the show's going to continue, but I'm out because I'm doing my own project, which is Horizon. And he like, he personally funded it. He personally put $36 million in, which is a fair chunk of his net worth. And he's basically like, this needs to work because we're doing three of them and we're all in on Horizon. Is it a film or three seasons? I think it's three movies. Three movies? Yeah.

And so he's all in on this thing. And I'm guessing Yellowstone, by the time it gets to a fifth or sixth season, like I'm guessing that would have been a pretty good check. And it's not his show, so he just takes the money, does a great job and like. Especially because these days, like a lot of like Netflix shows and stuff, they get one or two seasons and then it's cheaper to make a new show than it is to do a returning season. Cause the stars get too greedy. Yeah. Like, like stranger things now. I think they all get paid like $80 million per minute of an episode or something like that.

It's fucked. Yeah. So, but he's in that category, right? Oh, I think I'll be an actress. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That sounds pretty good. That's why I was asking about horizon. There's two more movies to come. The industry interest a buzz around me. There's a buzz. There's a buzz. Who's Oscar? So anyway, he's all in on a horizon, puts his own money in and a bombs.

Oh no. A bomb. Oh, and now he goes, oh season seven of Yellowstone, you don't need anyone back to. My character couldn't come back from the dead could he? They're like, oh, when you ride him out, like don't like kill him off. Just like in the last scene, have him just like walk into the forest. So then anytime he can just like walk back. Or maybe he falls down, but his eyes open right at the end.

Just in case. So that's the latest industry scoop. So the scoop is that the industry whip. I like this. So we're now doing hot off the press golf. Should I, should we bring in a segment where scoop John brings the scoops? Scoop John. Scoop John.

And I bring the, I'm like an investigative reporter. No, I don't think so. Cause I get some hot mail. But I do think though that- Just ask my DMs after that fucking nipple reel went out. Okay. Yeah. Actually to be fair, my, so cause we collab post on Instagram, I get every notification for every comment as well. And my phone's been ringing off the hook with Thirsty Ryan John fans.

Just that only there's a lot of OnlyFans chat. People. My ego is loving it. Yeah. Is that why you couldn't sleep last night? Yeah. I haven't slept much guys. Feeling pretty good about myself. Yeah. I want one of those daily mail articles that are like, here's how much he earns from only fans.

I think before you do that, you've got to go on maths. Oh, yeah. I think that's the part that you're missing. Okay. Yeah. You have to already be famous. I take it all back. Oh yeah.

Okay. All right. You listening to this podcast, I want you to think what you're doing in this situation. You as well, Tony. You're in public. You know how the other day we were talking about that couple that was having a fight? Over the eggs at the supermarket. Yeah. This is the opposite. Oh. Have you ever like heard another couple like whispering, like saying sexy things

and you're kind of like, oh my God, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be hearing this. Would you remember when Torbs and I heard our old neighbors doing it? Doing the hippity dippity. Yeah. So Tapa Bethany D So Tapa Bethany Dixon, no relation to what the story is about. She's in Walmart, right? Um, you know, doing her shopping, whatever you're doing in Walmart. I overheard this guy talking dirty to his lady about their plans later on, on his phone. On the phone?

So he's walking through Walmart, holding his phone up. Um, and like just, yeah, I'm on my own, babe. And she's like in the next hour being like, oh my God. He wasn't trying to keep quiet or whisper or anything. And I think lots of people in the Walmart could hear him say he wanted to plow her cornfield. I mean, that would turn me right off. If someone said I'm going to play out your cornfield. Well, I just remember. Put me on the cob. The cast.

Sorry. Let me gobble your cob. Before you... Cowboy emoji. I challenge everyone to use a cowboy emoji today. It has to be with the energy of like what I've just sent is loose. Cowboy emoji. Let's pretend we're in a Walmart in Iowa. Because that's the only one we've been to.

No, we went to Lafayette. Oh, sorry. But Iowa, I just assume cornfields, that's where Iowa is. They're everywhere. Iowa, all the cornfields, all the Walmarts, all of them are everywhere. All of. Oh, sorry. But Iowa, I just assume cornfields. That's where Iowa is. They're everywhere. Iowa, all the cornfields, all the Walmarts, all of them are everywhere. All of them actually, yeah. So, and keep in mind you're auditioning for a role in a Midwest. Oh yeah, because, oh, howdy partner. Yeah, I mean.

Hey, Tony, I can't wait to plow your cornfield. Well, stick my sock in a generator. I can't wait to have you plow my cornfield. Well stick my sock in a generator. I can't wait to have you plow my cornfield. Stick your sock in a generator and electrocute me into the next planet. Your sock? Is it on your foot? I don't know. Nah.

In a generator? They're the only words I can think of. You need to do some work before your audition. Oh, that was quite, the voice was good, I feel. Sock in a generator. Everybody listening already knows this, but that should be the title of this episode. So a few other tarfas have overheard some stuff as well. So can we get a time check, Sophie,, we talked about the whip for a long time.

Like 10, where are you like 10ish minutes? Okay. Okay. Well, stick myself in a chair, Reena. I don't think anyone's complaining about this great comedy. Wow. They're about to be. Okay.

What if other tapas written in that they've overheard? Danielle. Danielle. My friend was showing awful texts from her situation ship to the girls in the group chat. Classic. And guys, just let this be known and you should know this and if you don't, like wake up. Whenever you're texting a girl, you're not texting that girl. You're texting that girl and all of her friends. Yep. So she screenshots one message and I don't think she realizes like there's a message

at the bottom of the screen that the group chat can all see. As in like a notification of a new one that's come through to me? She's like, look what he's written and that's at the top. Forgetting that there's like a few other little bits and pieces. You know what I'm saying now? Yeah, I do. Yeah. She didn't mean to include one message. He said, I'm...

I can't, I'm, I can't do the, like, I'm... Oh, OK. Yep. Maybe I should make you read it. I once was like, I remember having a 60 conversation with someone and my friend Lauren was writing all the text messages because I just couldn't do it. Yeah. I was like, no, not for me.

And keep in mind that a guy sent this to the girl and the girl has accidentally sent it to her friends. He says, I'm, I miss reaching down there and it feeling like a handful of snails. Is that like a nice thing? Like, I don't know if I've missed the boat on this. Is that like a nice thing to say to someone? If there's a boat you've missed, I don't want to be on it. Where's my houseboat?

Yeah. Cause I'm getting the fuck out of here. Yeah, not on my houseboat mate. Um, a handful of snails. What? I think like the, I don't want to say this word either, like the sliminess. But what about the shells? That's why I don't think he, yeah.

She was mortified and so were we. Can anyone, oh no, Tony is, she's doing the little snail. What do you even call little horns? Antennas? Well, they're in the position of a horn, aren't they? Like little sluggy bulls. Isn't that awful? Oh, a handful of snails.

Well, that's going to have to compete with, um, a socket generator. I believe you mean socket a generator. Sorry, I mispronounced. Hi, this is Katerina Schmiers from Melbourne, Australia, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Got a mortgage? Chances are you're thinking about your payments right now. Need help? Ask your bank about relief measures that may be available to you.

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Well howdy partners, a massive shout out to some of our champion cowboys. For branding purposes, that's obviously really confusing. This is a champion tarpas over at Patreon. Maybe that should be called cowboys. Maybe that should be a tier in Patreon called cowboys. Yeah. Would that be the most expensive or the least expensive? I think that would be the least expensive is currently the nine year old tarpas.

Yeah. If you know, you know, cause of the bump sticker. Um, a massive shout out though to Adam Maves. Good on you, Adam. Morgan, Deekstra, Craig, Anthony, Courtney, Rachel, Jesse, TK and Liza. Might be Liza. I went to school with a Liza. It was L-I-Z-A and it was Liza.

Right. And did, was she quick to correct you when you ever, anyone said Liza? It's Liza. And you went, oh, and to correct you when you ever, anyone said, Liza? It's Lisa. And you went, oh, sorry. She was like really cool and popular. So she could get away with being like, it's Lisa. And you go, right. You know, that's who keeps me awake.

Yeah. I heard it. More so than the snails. Yeah. Oh, fuck. There was a bit of chat in the break about if you meant slugs, but I don't know. I just don't think that's better. Yeah.

It does take- It's not worse, but it's not- It does take away the stress of the shell, because the stress of the shell, I feel like, is really staying with me. Yeah, it's bothering me too. However, a slug would be maybe a better situation, but I still don't think that that's like a good thing to say to someone or for your vagina to feel like no shade, but I don't think that. If you're, so hang on the vibe is.

It feels like that beard from pirates of the Caribbean, you know, that big tentacle like if you put your hand in that, that's what that would feel like. And I don't think that my vagina feels that way. Or maybe your vagina has been in the water for a few years and it's got a few like barnacles, like, you know, like a boat, like a, like a boat that has the muscles like stuck on the side. Now I would just like to say that my vagina nor my houseboat have any, not a barnacle in sight. And that is a credit to you.

Thank you. For a lady who's worked for life to be barnacle free. Barnacle free since 93. I think that is actually the year I was born. Fuck, it's just all hot today, isn't it? You should put that on your Tinder bio. I'm gonna put it on my LinkedIn. Barney called it free since 93.

Put that on a bumper sticker. Maybe that should be my Instagram bio. Is that the name of your houseboat? Fuck. Shit. Yeah. Dad's named my boat. And that is the end of the Tony and Ryan podcast. That's come full circle. That's it. Yeah. Dad's named my boat. And that is the end of the Tony and Ryan podcast.

That's come full circle. That's it, yeah. My daughter Mabel is a bit of a savage at the moment. It's going through a bit of a moment. Just really just burning down the house with the comedic chops. She is fun and she's like a mime. Yeah.

Cause she obviously, like she can talk like, say like dad and dog and stuff. She can say words, she can't converse. But she's not like having a full combo, but yeah, she's a killer. So I use this no beard filter, the real, and she goes, dad, and then I have the filter takes my beard away and she's mama. I merely cried laughing and Bridget was not a fan of that. When I watched that reel, I was like, you fucking, how have you gotten her to do this? Yeah.

And then you're like, no, that hap, like, real time. So how would you describe Mabel's grandma, my mum? Oh, very like loud, colorful, over the top, really happy to be here. Yep. And her style. I feel like you like golden retriever energy. Her style, colorful, eclectic, big like colorful glasses. Picture Miss Frizzle from the Magic School Bus. My mom is Miss Frizzle. Yeah.

Like that kind of vibe. Like any art teacher you've ever had probably hits the nail on the head. So mom, mom was an art teacher at a primary school. That was her profession back in the day. So Mabel and I, we're in the line at the bakery. Oh my God. In Eltham, right? We're at the old Europe, we're getting some croissants.

That bakery doesn't happen to be near Bolton Street chicken and the cheesecake shop. No, this is at Main Road. Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know how that, what the croissant situation is at Bolton Street, but I'll have to investigate. Can you imagine like a dabble banger of it? Dally chicken shop, cheesecake shop. Yeah, fuck.

You'd never leave the house. Yeah. So we're, and the line on a Saturday morning gets like a bit crazy for the croissants. And so when- So this is like your hoppin' local. Yeah. And, but like, cause mum's had a busy week taking care of Mabel. We're like, Hey, Mabes, let's go get some coffees and some croissants.

And really what we're doing is just like getting out of the house so mum can have a sleep in and a chill out. Yeah. So Bridge is at home and you guys are like, you know, and we'll come back bearing gifts. We'll come back. Cause we'll have fresh coffee. We'll have fresh croissants. So I've had a croissant from that place.

It is. It's worth a line. Old robot slays. Um, Slays. Fuck me. So there's a girl on the line behind us, younger than me, and she's wearing these really bright colored funky glasses.

Oh cool. Yeah. And Mabel goes, yeah, yeah. Because that's what she calls my mom. Yeah, yeah. That's what her grandma, she goes, yeah, yeah. And then the girl kind of, cause you know, Mabel's baby, she's like, no. And I go, yeah. Yeah. That's what her grandma says. She goes, yeah. Yeah. And then the girl kind of, cause you know, Mabel's baby's like, and I go, yeah, she thinks she looked like her grandma.

Oh, hang on. You said that Mabel was a savage. That's you. Mabel said, Mabel said, yeah. Yeah. That backed it in as if you wouldn't be like, Oh, she loves that band. The yeah.

Yeah. Yes. That's what she's, yeah. You're the one that backed it in as if you wouldn't be like, Oh, she loves that band. The yeah, yeah, yes. That's what she's, that's what she's talking about. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like she's doing the song. Yeah. I can't, you, you, you could have fixed that situation.

No, but I was like, Oh, you just remind her of her grandma. And I didn't get to mentioning the glasses right away because that would, if I had said she had the same glasses, you would have gone, Oh, fun. But she, what I would say, you know, Saturday morning, active wear had obviously done like a bit of a bootcamp F 45 number. Parkrun. Yeah. I'm trying to explain this without sounding creepy, but she just clearly was

like young and fit and not someone who's a grandma. You know what I mean? Well, but no, it's, it's also just that like your mom is 70. Yeah, exactly. So immediately in my mind, I'm picturing your mum. Exactly. And she's like, yeah, I've just run 10 K's and now I'm getting called a grandma by some 18 month old. What a fucking asshole.

No, you've done the bad work here. No, you could have covered for Mabel and that's your duty as a parent. So she's gone, yeah, yeah, that could be anything. So hang on. If she'd said grandma, then I'd be like, all right, damage control. Yeah, okay. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she loves the sun. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like a little Yas Queen.

Do you like those glasses? Yeah, yeah, you know. Okay. So my role, so the dynamic of father daughter is Mabel just goes around savaging the town of Eltham and then I just have to follow around putting out her fires. Just see how it'll keep you on your toes. It's actually a really great creative exercise. Saturday morning is my time for my toes to be on whatever you said. What did you say?

Keep you on your toes. What would the opposite of that be? Off my toes. Keep your toes off. Yeah, toes off. On your toes, off your toes. Toes off Saturday is what they call it. Yeah, I have heard that.

Yeah. Yeah. Nah, that, oh, I mean, it does put you into a tricky situation, but isn't that just gonna happen more and more as she gets older and like, cause kids just say, like, they don't really have a filter. Yeah. So you know when a kid goes like,

oh, what's wrong with that? Like, what, like, how come that car looks like that? Or why is that outfit like that? Or whatever. And you just go, Oh, fuck, how am I going to protect this? But I guess my thought is, cause the beard thing and the, this girl was on the same day. And so I'm just like, fuck dude, she's just like dominating. And so I don't know, I don't know if I want to like cover it up or like lean into it and encourage it, cause I'm like, if you've got a sharp, like you gotta just look like, I mean that's who you are.

Yeah. And that's all good. Shape her future. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I, in the moment was horrified, but as soon as I left, I was like, oh, nice one. Also though, what a smart baby that she saw those glasses and was like, I recognize those.

Yeah, but she's not that smart because she didn't recognize the person underneath them. No, no, but like recognizing glass, like something like that, that's pretty crazy. Yeah. When you say a lizard, now she pokes her tongue out. On command, which is my favorite. Lizard ban. Yeah, literally. Yeah. And I'm using it all the time at home as well. That's a good time. That's what you should have. When she went, yeah, you should just go, what does the elephant do? Yeah. Like, you know, just distract with her. Yeah. Smart. Has she elephant to do you guys on a zoom call? Yeah, she has. Yeah. She elephanted me in real life. Yeah.

She's good at elephants. She's also starting to kangaroo. Oh, I haven't seen a kangaroo yet. Also, I nearly hit a kangaroo on the way to work this morning. That's so scary. Yeah. But then I went, how good is it living in Australia? Yeah. Well, I mean, it is. Except for the fucking roos. No, but like also that only happens like in some parts of the, like, I feel like you're

painting that picture that people are like, so you ride a kangaroo to school? Yes, I do. Yeah, we don't. No, we have outies apparently. Well, yeah. We were. We were. We were.

We were. We were. We were. We were. We were. We were. We were. We were. We were. We were. in some parts of it. I feel like you're painting that picture that people are like, so you ride a kangaroo to school? Yes, I do. Yeah, we don't. No, we have outies apparently.

Well, yeah. We don't, one of us does. We don't. I've got a love to say here actually, speaking of driving work, Deanna Payne posted this in our Facebook group, fellow Tapa, Tony and Ryan podcast on Facebook. That's where we get all our normal NAS, our you love to see it's all of that. So if you want to have your say, jump in the group. Come on over. Deanna said, I'm 37 and just got my license.

Drove home tonight for the very first time. Still alive. You love to see it. Love to see that. Isn't that awesome? Yep. Oh, I absolutely love to see that. Well done. And it's fucking, it's hard to do stuff like ever.

Let alone when you're a bit older and you maybe feel like a bit more nervous, like maybe there's a bit more pressure. Or maybe you- Was Torch real nervous when he went to get his license? He was, yeah. I think because when he was younger, I think he like failed once and then he moved out of homes.

He was like, well, I don't have the money to do that anymore. Stuff it, I didn't, yeah. Well, yeah, he's like, I'm happy to walk. I'm happy to do public transport. And then, so you just like, the longer you put it off, like the more pressure there is. Yeah. So 37, shit.

Well done. But Deanna, that's so fucking awesome. I'm very proud of you for doing something new. Tapa Carter. Hardly know us. Tapa's I'm really nervous posting this at work. I'm really bummed to be a gay male, says Carter. Bummed, literally.

Sorry. Oh, I thought that's where you were coming. Well, two reasons. One, because obviously... Sorry, Carter. Oh, I thought it was like a funny one. Sorry. Well, it kind of is, but that's not the funny bit.

It is now. Yeah. So funny bit. Sorry, though. It is now. Yeah. Sorry. Keep going, just keep going. Yah, yah, lizard man. Oh, shit. Kangaroo, kangaroo.

Ha ha ha. I'm really bummed to be a gay male because I'll never be able to say moa. Ha ha ha. Oh, ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Anyway, Carter has written a children's book. Holy shit.

About his niece and their dog called Gus. And the book's called Gus Eats Poop. Because they got a little poop eating dog. You know dogs don't know what's going on. They start eating poop. Yeah. It's ridiculously as fun as it sounds. It's been three years of writing, editing, planning,

learning to create this little poop-tastic project. Started the fucking blog. You go and check out Gus Eats Poop on Instagram. It's real cute. Well done. That's so cool. From one author to another. That's fucking, that's cool.

Well done, Carter. That's huge. That's really awesome. Start the fucking blog. Yeah, absolutely love to see it. We'll be back tomorrow though. Thursday, normal or nah day. Tomorrow we've got a geographic specific normal or nah, which I don't think we've ever had any before. Oh, we definitely have. No, but it's like, is this normal in

New Zealand or nah? And it's about boys on Grindr and certain behaviors that that Tapa Josh, who is visiting New Zealand was like, Oh, is that how things are done here? I don't think I can speak to all of those points because I'm not a New Zealander nor am I on Grindr. Anymore, I'm in a relationship. Okay. That's tomorrow, we'll chat to you then.

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