Toni and Ryan - Storming Out of a Restaurant

Episode Date: November 22, 2021

We all know how incredibly awkward it can be when you're at a restaurant and you're not super jazzed with the vibe... but would you do what Ryan did?!?! Plus, things you can say in Church and in the Bedroom, and another NORMAL or NAH! Love you Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Hello, is that Nadine? It is! It's Tony and Ryan, how are you? I'm doing well, how about yourself? We're well, hi Nadine, it's so nice to chat. Hi, I'm so nervous, oh my gosh, I've been like waiting here and I'm like, oh they still call at 7, I'm like, they're going to be late, I'm just early to everything. Oh!

It was Tony's fault. Why is it my fault? You're always late. Oh, they still call at 7. I'm like, they're going to be late. I'm just early to everything. Oh. It was Tony's fault. Why is it my fault? You're always late. Oh, get fucked. I'm just early to everything. No, Nadine, I'm early too. I'm like 15 minutes early to everything. No, me too.

And you want to know what happened this morning, Nadine? Ryan said to me, oh, come and pick me up at 11. And I was at his house at 10 to 11. And he said, oh, I'm just getting ready. Just come in. That's not okay. I am. Thank you, Nadine.

If I say come at 11, it means I'll be ready at 11. So when you got there at 10.50, I was like, come in, say hi to the dog. Bridget's here. She'll love to say hello to you as well. Yeah, I was illegally parked, mate. I couldn't leave my car. Anyway, that's not Nadine's fault.

I mean, Nadine is going to, he's from New York, and she's going to be outraged about a parking situation between the two of us. I'm not from the cool part of New York. I'm from Buffalo and I moved to Chicago two months ago. So I'm a Chicago girl now. Chicago! The musical.

Oh, is that what that was? I watched the musical. I know what you're talking about, Tony. First of all, Nadine, I would just like to say when I went to college in the US, there was a guy from Buffalo who was in our volleyball team. Did you go to college in the US? Why don't I mention that? And we just called him Buffalo.

No one knew his name, but he was from Buffalo, so that was just his name. We just called him Buff. G'day, Buff. So is this Buff on the phone? I don't think so. It sounds a little bit different, but that's all. Nadine, we would love to get started today, so we're wondering if we had your approval.

Absolutely. I love the podcast so much. It makes my work day go by so fast. Legend. What a legend. What are you up to today, Nadine? What are you doing? Oh, it's night time.

It's Friday night. It's last night. It's Friday night. It's Friday night at 7 p.m. I finished my work week, and I'm just laying on my couch about to watch Dexter. Oh, it's night time. It's Friday night. It's last night. It's Friday night. It's Friday night at 7 p.m. I've finished my work week and I'm just laying on my couch about to watch Dexter. Oh, the new season? I've watched the first two episodes, but I'm re-watching the old seasons as well just because.

No, the old ones are so good. The old Dexter is really, really good. I've never watched it. Yeah, it's really, it gets to, I think you would because it's kind of like murder mystery vibes like,

and his sister's a cop and it's like, yeah, it's really good. Yeah. I'm feeling that. Yeah. It's so good. Last season,

we don't want to talk about that one. Wasn't fond of it. My best friend was off it after the last season. Dave was all about it and after the last season he was like, no, fuck that whole thing. Oh. Yeah, he wasn't fond of it. My best friend was off it after the last season. Dave was all about it. And that's the last season.

He's like, no, fuck that whole thing. Oh. Yeah, he wasn't happy. Yeah. That was me too. I was just like, no, absolutely not. Nadine, and as well, we just also want to say thank you so much for being a supporter of the Patreon.

We're here on a Saturday because this is when we record. But as we've mentioned, we love doing this and we want to do it more often and trying to figure out how that works with our jobs and life and stuff. So thank you so much for supporting us and helping our dreams get closer to reality. Yeah. Absolutely.

I love the podcast so much and I'm so glad that you guys have found all that support to continue doing it because I want to continue listening to it. Great. Nadine, you are such a lovely person and we appreciate it so much. Honestly, like. Yes, thanks. Well, have a great Friday night.

Enjoy Dexter. Tell Dexter I said hi. Have a good weekend as well. Oh, you too, Nadine. Thanks, Nadine. Bye. Thanks, bye. This is Nadine from Chicago and I approve the Tony and Ryan podcast.

I would like to start this episode with an apology. Yep. I said it would include sex pest George Wendell. Yep. That is tomorrow. So this episode's not called Anal in the Kitchen. Wednesday's episode will be called Anal in the Kitchen. So I just need to make a note.

Coming up, though, Tony, what have you got coming up with normal or nah? It's something that everyone relies on but thinks it's weird to do. Everyone relies on but thinks it's weird to do. Everyone relies on but thinks it's weird to do. Yeah, so I need to know whether you think normal or nah because I think normal, Torbs reckons nah. All right, well, that's coming up in a moment. Actually, I don't want to preempt what this episode might be called. I mean, people listening will know the answer by the time they hear it.

Someone posted in the group, is God a tarpa? Oh, I like that. Yep. And it was things you can say in church and also in the bedroom. And as soon as they went to post that, I couldn't have approved it faster and read laughing my ass off. And just the question, is God a tarpa? Is just so funny.

And Lord Hope Not. Yep. Sorry to use his name as well. Oh, yeah, don't use the Lord's name. Because I'm pretty sure it was like a tweet, you know, the Twitter account God. It's literally like at God. Yeah.

And they posted like things you can say like in a church in the bedroom and it's very funny. But have you stolen all your gear from the group again? I've been inspired by them. Okay, yeah, great. They've helped me see the light. Oh, yay, yay, yay, yay. But yes.

Have you written your own? I have. They're not very good. I've written some. Actually, my favourite one. No, I'd say 50-50 today. Okay. Go take us away then.

All right. Get down on your knees. Are we starting? My favourite one? No, I'd say 50-50 today. Okay. Go take us away then. All right. Get down on your knees. Are we starting? Yeah, that was it. Oh. What? You'd say that in church and in the bedroom?

Wouldn't you? Yeah, yeah. No, sorry, just the way you said it, I was, I didn't know what was happening. Oh. Aw. See, I haven't done a good job. Is that one of them? All right, sorry, I'm sorry. I come in the name of the Lord.

When would you say that? When would you say that at church? You fucked mine, I'm going to fuck yours. I don't know, I didn't give you a good audience for yours and now I feel the wrath of that. I do like. Can we call a truce? Yeah, okay.

But go on. You do like to come in the name of the Lord. You do. Oh, my God. Who's ready for a second coming? Oh! I'm going to need a few more minutes, actually. He has risen!

I had all right. Oh. Here is the body of Christ. Just pop it under your tongue. Are you drugging me? Just pop this under your tongue, mate. Well, you're not supposed to swallow it. I've never heard you say that.

Hey, Tony, just like Jesus, prepare to be nailed. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that or not, OctoTarot. Oh, God. That's really funny. Just like Jesus, you're going to go in for three days. What happens for the other two days, 23 hours and 56 minutes? And then what? Will you just watch a movie or something?

Passion of the Christ. Oh, don't have to tell me. God, my knees are sore. Oh, God. He was good. Allow me to cover your head with this holy liquid. I tried so hard to come up with one that would work, and that's so good.

Allow him to enter you. Unclench. Open writer. Before you leave, don't forget to leave some money in the bowl. Yeah, I'm just doing this for charity, so... LAUGHTER This one's specifically for Tony and Torbs. Oh! Because you've mentioned the time and place

that you normally do your business. The Sabbath. LAUGHTER Oh, it's a Sunday. You know what that means. This one is specifically if you're in a church for a wedding. I actually love some asterisks. The G's and C's make it funny.

Yeah, it does. I now present my ring. Oh, I find a dollar for every time I heard that in a public toilet. Or a church. Or the bedroom. I don't know about you, but it becomes really uncomfortable sitting on something so hard for so long. I snored.

That's new for me. Is that me trying? Just trying to fit it with my brand. Oh, this has been a great service. I'm not fussed either way, but daddy really likes when I cum. Oh. Can I just put it on the record? I don't like or get the whole daddy thing. The daddy thing, yeah.

Yeah, it's not for me. I would never say it. It would just make me laugh. Yeah. Like. Oh, daddy. Oh, no, I can't. I can't.

I just, I don't know how you would take that seriously. Like, not to kink shame, like, that's your vibe, that's fine. I personally just can't do it you would take that seriously. Not to kink shame, like that's your vibe, that's fine. I personally just can't do it. Yeah, I agree. That if I was hooking up with someone and they're like, call me daddy, I'd laugh. I'd just be like, I can't, I can't. Call me daddy is just a podcast in my mind now.

Oh, yeah, of course. Shout out to Alex Cooper. She's coming on the show next week. Is she? Absolutely not. Oh, okay, great. It'd be great if she did though. I wouldn't call her anything then.

I'll call her absent. Oh. Amen. Amen. More like two men. Or sea men. I didn't even have those written down. That was so good.

Semen, semen. Semen. Oh, I don't think you meant to swallow that. And finally, this is a slightly different segment. This is called Overheard Audio

from Tony Lodge in a Church and also Overheard Audio from Tony Lodge in the Bedroom. Are you ready? Oh, no.

Hold on. Okay. Holy Spirit, activate. Oh, no. Holy Spirit, activate. Holy Spirit, activate. Activate. oh no hold on okay holy spirit activate oh no holy spirit activate holy spirit activate

activate wait for the beat to drop holy spirit activate oh no holy spirit activate holy spirit

holy spirit holy spirit holy spirit activate holy spirit activate oh my god is this on Spotify

yeah if this is who we are now, we're a hip hop podcast. Yeah, call us daddy. Hey daddy. That's my baby. But seriously, how good is this TikTok in real? This is so good. Wait for it to go.

Hold up. Oh. Oh god. Oh, God. How do I win this in a climax? Hi, this is Nadine from Chicago, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Just a quick shout-out to the exclusive tapas. New ones for this week, Josh Kilgore and his fiancée, Ross. Fiancée. Kate Page, Snazzy Emma, Emma Fucker. Emma, never call me back.

Dale Ian Johnson, thank you so much. And just to say thank you so much for everybody that contributes to our Patreon. We shout out our champion tapas, but there's so many people that contribute. And, I mean, it's filling your pockets, isn't it, mate? Didn't you go for a really fancy dinner last night? Like fancy as fuck.

Well. Like a bit of a degustation kind of vibe, wasn't it? Which is bloody expensive. So, yes, I did. Thank you. It wasn't that expensive, but it was a nice place down the road. It was the first Friday night. Melbourne now is officially out of lockdown proper.

Oh, yeah. So there was still restrictions on how many people go to a restaurant. You had to wear a mask at the dining. But this was the first weekend. We were like, you know what? We can actually have a drink, walk down the street. It was great. Yeah.

Last week. Actually, let me, when you decide where you want to go out for dinner. Yep. How do you decide? Is it usually someone else's been and they said it was great? Does it maybe pop up on Instagram? Do you Google best restaurants in Richmond? What's your, like, what would you do?

I like to review, like, read the reviews. But often if someone says, oh, we went there the other week and it was great, then I'll be like, oh, fuck yeah, we'll do that. Yeah, go check that out. So there's this pub called The Boozy Rouge in Richmond and not a single person has said they've been there and had a good time.

I've never seen it pop up on Instagram and I've never read a good review. But I walk past it every day and I became curious because it's got a, I was like, booze, what a fun name. Yeah, and it's like gold block letters on the, like with the sign. It's very like eclectic vibe. Yeah, they've made some choices. Yeah, yeah.

And then I looked in and it's got like this, if the eclectic vibe on the outside, once you go in, it's like full on. Oh, like what kind of, like full on how? Just like a real like 70s, 80s glam, like felt bits and pieces. Like just definitely choices have been made. So it's not just a random pub. And I was like, oh, this is a bit fun and random. I'm just, I'm not going because I've heard great things.

I'm just curious. I walk past this place every day when I walk to work. It's got a funny name. It looks cool. Let's just go have dinner. Yep. So we turn up with Bridge. We sit down.

It's empty. There's not a single other person in there. Which is just, don't you feel awful? You do feel awful. When you're the only people sitting down and you know that the, like, waiters and stuff could just, like, hear you talking. Yeah. So you're like, oh, we don't want to be fussy because we're the only people here.

And they were kind of a bit strange to the point where we're like, oh, let's just, like we asked something about the menu and they were like, what? I was like, it was just straight away it felt weird. And it was like I felt like I was annoying them because they had to work now. I hate that. So we ordered a drink. Was it really early? Maybe, is that why? The early end, but it wasn't that.

It was like 6 or 6.30 or something. Okay. It wasn't 4. Yeah. So you ordered a drink. Ordered a drink and we're like, oh, we'll get an entree while we're thinking about something. The entree never turns up and Bridge just goes. Are you fucking serious?

Should we just go somewhere else? Oh, but you've made this booking thinking it would be like spontaneous and romantic and like a bit of a goof, like a bit of a laugh. Yeah. And then she looked at me and said, and this isn't a punchline, this is what my wife, who I have married. Who's not that funny. Who's not funny at all.

Who's supposed to be supportive of me and her husband and her life partner. She said, oh, is this a restaurant? I assumed it was a movie because you recommended it and it's fucking shit. Oh! So we went home and ordered pizza. No.

Yes, and then she goes, I'll show you what it's like to actually book something and take you out. And then last night Bridget took me out for a great meal at this really nice place. And she's like, oh, a bit better than the other place you tried to take me. Are you fucking serious? Okay, all right, I've got so many questions. As someone with anxiety, how did you tackle leaving without ordering dinner?

It was horrible. It was horrible. Because you would have had to say, like, hey, our food never came. You never let us place our actual order. Like, we're going to head off. Or did you say your house was on fire or something? I should have. Oh, sorry, I need to leave.

My house is burning down. Yeah, like, our apartment's flooded. I'm so sorry. So I went to the thing and they're like. Oh, I've got secondhand embarrassment. I can't believe you had to go through this. And they're like, yep, so it was one wine. Is it bad that we've named the restaurant, do you think?

They should have thought about that before they gave shit to us. And no one fucking listens to this anyway, I guess. No one in Australia. So I was like, oh, hi, I just wanted to pay the bill. And they're like, yeah, it's whatever. And I was like, oh, those olives never arrived. And we were waiting to order. They go, oh, weren't you having dinner?

I was like, oh, we were waiting. And I think we're just going to go. And then, because again, I didn't want to lie. But I also didn't want to be. And you also kind of want to be like, hey, actually, no, we were going to have dinner. But like. I actually, I couldn't do that.

I was way too scared. But the vibe. You want to like emanate hey, actually, no, we were going to have dinner, but like. Actually, I couldn't do that. I was way too scared. But the vibe. You want to like emanate that, not say it. But I just sort of went, oh, just the drinks, thanks. And he goes, oh, so you're just going to go home now? No. I was like, what are you going to do, just go home? What a rude bitch.

And I just sort of went, oh, yeah, yeah. You're like, no, we've just ordered Uber Eats. We can't get it. We can't eat pizza. Oh, I think we got dumplings on the way home and then ate them and watched New Girl. Cool. Yeah.

That's so, I'm really sorry that that, like. And do you want to know the strangest feeling? All of it? Besides every single thing that happened. Last night, we're at Future Future. Yeah, on Swan Street. Delicious food. Yeah, nine courses.

Oh, but it's like an Asian-y place with like little snack, like you have like one of these and a little one of those and a little sushi thing. It wasn't expensive. Oh, what's not expensive for you? Volkswagen, bloody golf. Oh, just chuck not expensive for you? Volkswagen, bloody Golf. Oh, just chuck it on. How much do you think it was?

The Golf? No, the dinner. Okay. You get one number and I'll say higher or lower and that's it. Okay. You said you had a few drinkies. Japanese whiskies and some sake. Bridge would have had a few nice glasses of wine, I imagine.

Also, suck on the sake. Yeah, would have. So there's $100 already. $250. Lower. Oh, nice. No more questions. Thank you.

Cheap night out. Quick cheap eats. No issues here. Okay. Well, it sounds like you should have read some reviews. Well, it wasn't until afterwards that I went, oh, I didn't read any reviews, I didn't Google it, I didn't look it up, I didn't do anything, I'm a fucking idiot.

Okay, normal or nah? Yeah. Being someone that writes Google reviews. What a fucking great segue considering neither of us knew what we were talking about. Mate, I'm fucking, that's how good I am. You are that good. Yeah, fucking pay me.

Get around it. Get around it. $4 a month. Yeah. I've never written. Normal or nah? Nah. Get fucked.

Well, not in my life. I don't know a single person who's ever written a Google review. Okay. Have I fucked you? Have I said something to fuck you up? Have I said something to fuck you up? Why is this annoying for you? Okay.

Writing Google reviews, right? People think it's weird and yet rely on them for everything that they do. I was going to say, I don't think writing them is weird. I actually find other people writing them extremely helpful. Yeah. But for me, I just would never think to or bother. So my friend Jane- Am I selfish? Yes. Yes, because you're not telling other people that you had like, maybe not a great experience.

So you're telling me to bomb up the person? No, not bomb it up. Absolutely not. I would never, ever suggest that. But I would suggest that if you're a waiter, you should give a shit about what I'm ordering. That's what I would suggest. Yeah, okay. All right, mate. We're never going to be allowed back there. It just occurred to me I have to walk to work a different way now.

Yeah, definitely. Probably have to move. Change your name. It's on Bridge Road. How can I not use Bridge Road for the rest of my life? I know. Well, the tram up there, the 48, so good. The 75?

48? 48? 76? 76? Yeah, 76. Anyway, my friend rain i you're ryan she's jane my friend rain my friend jane that's our couple name um posted on her instagram story a couple weeks ago about how she went to this dog groomer yep and they did such a great job and then like 10 minutes later she posts a screenshot of how she wrote a google review and i thought that just freak you out that's so smart yeah that's great yeah that's so great

and then torbs my boyfriend torbs been doing it for eight years together for seven yeah um he goes oh did you see what jane fucking posted and i was like oh about like the dog so cute and he was like yeah and then she wrote a fucking Google review. That's fucking weird. Jane, what are you doing with your life, mate? Exactly. Get a hobby. And Torbs said, I think that's so fucking weird.

Who writes Google reviews? And I said, what do you do before you do anything? And he was like, what do you mean? I was like, you read a fucking Google review. There's not one person that hasn't gone, oh, we're going to Ding Dong for dinner. I'm going to have a quick look on the Goog and make sure. Or, oh, I want to get my hair done at this new place.

I'm going to quickly check on Google reviews. Dentist, hairdresser, eyebrow place, dinner, like anything, you always look at the reviews. But then why is it so dorky to write them? Tony Felicia Lodge. Yes. How many Google reviews have you written in your life? Three.

Bullshit. Three. Really? Yeah, because I checked. I was like, I write Google reviews. How many purchases have you made in your life? Three. A hundred percent of the time.

Yeah, exactly. Every three purchases I've made in my life. I'm contributing to society. You know what? I'm not going to fight you because I agree. I feel selfish that I'm using all your Google reviews. Exactly. But heaven forbid I spend 40 seconds of my own fucking time

helping you out. So what are the three things you've reviewed? Okay, one of them was my dentist. Oh, she's great. Dentistry. Oh, that's not a review. That's a fucking paid endorsement. No, I left the review before anything was paid.

I paid to go there and get it cleaned before we started working together. And then you said, do you know who I am? I'm Tony Lodge. Can you give this to me for free? Absolutely fucked. Your teeth look great, by the way. At the time, we didn't have this podcast. It wasn't a paid thing.

It's done all right now, though, hasn't it? I mean, yeah, it's fine now. Do you know I waved to her across the street the other day and she didn't wave back? Oh, mate, you're talking about this. She would have been... I was wearing a mask and didn't have a beard. I look different.

She would have been fucking busy. She's busy. She's a fucking dentist. So what else have you left? Have you left any reviews out of the kindness of your own heart and not hoping for an endorsement deal? Oh, get absolutely fucked. One was for a restaurant and it was a very good review.

Okay. And one was not a very kind one. A scathing one. It wasn't scathing because I don't do scathing, but it was like the service was maybe not great. Really? Yeah, and it was at a place in Bunbury where we used to live. What place was that?

I'm not going to say. I just backed out a place that we live within 100 metres. Yeah, well, that's your fault, mate. Are you sure you don't want to? Yes, I'm sure. Just mouth it to me. Fuck off. The food, great.

Service, fucking revolting. You know what? Wouldn't even know. I always, yeah, yeah, no, yep. Yep. And they only take cash. Wow. What kind of drug front only takes cash?

I'll tell you, one that's not paying tax. It's not as if someone says cash only, I'm like, oh, you guys don't pay tax, hey. Yeah, good for you. All right, well, normal or nah, and we'll put a post in the Facebook group, leaving a Google review. I can say that I get it and appreciate it and want it to happen.

Yeah. But just the actual, is it normal to, oh, that was a great purchase. Let's review it. I'll go and sit down on my computer. I just wouldn't ever get around to it. Yeah. But just the actual, is it normal to, oh, that was a great purchase. Let's review it. I'll go and sit down on my computer. I just wouldn't ever get around to it. Yeah. But now that you've said it, I've actually like, I've had some great experiences.

Yeah. Last night, I'm going to go home and I'm going to write on my great review. You should. I want to. I just never have. Yeah. And you know when you buy something and then like two days later

they send you an email saying like, hey, do you want to review this on our website? I always do it. Do you? Yeah. So that's three Google reviews. But whenever I buy things from like Maya, they send you an email and they say, please review your last purchase.

And I always say like, oh, fits really well. Quality is really good. It just occurred to me I've had a few of those with real estate, like when we're renting a place. When we're renting a place, because apparently it's really big in real estate land, there's like review money. Rate my agent or whatever. Yeah.

And they're like that actually you'd be surprised when people are picking an agent. It means the world to us. Yeah. So when they're like, oh, if you've been happy with this whole system, if you could just log in, that would mean more to us than anything. Yeah, right.

More than the rent I'm paying. Like, no, you have to pay rent. I'm like, so do I get a week for free if I review your thing? I think I mentioned it before. Yeah. And I know I'm 10 years late to the party. I only just started watching New Girl. Oh, so good.

It's great. Such a good show. I love it. I've always liked Zooey Deschanel. Zooey Deschanel, yeah. She's been in a bunch of different stuff. She, so good. It's great. Such a good show. I love it. I've always liked Zoe Deschanel. She's been in a bunch of different stuff, but obviously that show is her bread and butter, which is known for. She wrote it and it's like her thing. And like I said,

always thought she was great. And then you're like, of course, this thing is just so perfectly created to allow her to show off just how funny she is. The guys are really funny. Everyone gives a great performance. Nick is so great. Nick is so... Don't you just love that guy?

I love him. Same. He's my type of guy. He really is. Yeah. So I'm still in season one. Yeah. But Bridget and I will have dinner and after dinner, cup of tea.

Oh, I want another episode. It's our little easy switch the brain off at night, have a giggle, go to bed happy. Yeah. Loving the new girl. Like I said, sure, 12 years have gone by. I could have been a bit quicker to get to the party. Yeah, yeah.

No spoilers, please. But I'm all about it. I love to see it. So this won't surprise you, but whenever I get an Uber, I'm a chatter. That doesn't surprise me. No. I love to chat to people. I chat to everyone I meet.

And I tend to have one of those faces where people like to share. The kisser? Oh. Sorry, what did you? People love to share their life with me when they meet me. I love to share my life with you. Thank you. Sometimes it is not ideal.

Mm-hmm. But often it is really lovely that people see me and they think that they can trust me and they tell me beautiful things. Great. Anyway, so I got in an Uber last night before I was heading to the work drinks that I was telling you about. Yep. I think we mentioned it on the pod that I got a bit loose last night. Anyway, and I get in the Uber and this guy's like,

hi, like for Tony. Do you want to say anything? I was like, how you been? And he was like, fine. And I was like hey Bean and he was like fine and I was like oh well what what have you been up to you must be so no no no hang on I was like you must be so happy that Melbourne's opening up and you'd be able to work and he was telling me about all the work that he'd lost over COVID and everything we were getting along really really well and he was like oh but can I tell you something I'm really excited about and I was like yeah please he was like, oh, but can I tell you something I'm really excited about? And I was like, yeah, please.

He was like, three days ago I got married and we get to have our big reception that we had planned. And thankfully, you know, we've rescheduled, rescheduled, rescheduled. Next month, 300 people are coming. It's a massive family thing. And he was telling me that they were so worried that they weren't going to get to have it. And we just opened yesterday, so they'll be able to have it. You'll love to see that. What a legend.

And then after he dropped me off, we were parked on the side of the road. And he showed me all these pictures of him and his wife when they had their ceremony the other day. It was so beautiful. It was so nice. Are you going to cry? No. What review did you give him? I gave him five stars.

Two chatty, three stars. And I always tip as well. Jesus Christ. And you accuse me of having dinner that I must be rich and you're out here tipping Uber drivers? It's just nice. If they chat to me and they're polite, I do. Sounds like you bullied him into it.

Oh, get fucked. I love to see that. That was very nice. Well, have a great end of show, Meow Donna. I didn't even get the meow out because that was so funny. Hey, Tony, what rhymes with meow and starts with an M? See you tomorrow. Oh.

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Hold on. Okay. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Hold on. Okay. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Oh, what a banger. Holy Spirit, activate, activate, activate, activate, activate, activate, activate, activate, activate, activate, activate, activate, activate, bed, back to bed, back to bed, back to bed, back to bed. Hold up. Meow.

Meowly. Cyrus. It's a putty in the meow essay. How many people do you reckon switched off before they got to this? Hopefully most.